My wife is a marine biologist and she works at a aquarium she had a similar experience with a goliath grouper. She was in the big tank cleaning turned around and the Goliath grouper was face-to-face with her. They're pretty much harmless he was just checking her out.
Swimming 15 feet with no tank so you can go to the bathroom, in pitch darkness, with only a light guiding you to survive, sounds like a panic attack waiting to happen.
I was fortunate enough, as a younger man, growing up on the east coast of South Florida (Pompano Beach, Fort Lauderdale), to spend quite a bit of time exploring below the surface of the Atlantic Ocean. This conversation brought right back the myriad of emotions, and feelings, I experienced while being in that world. The fear of what could be beneath, behind, or ahead of you. The respect for the creatures I was a guest of for the time I spent below surface. The awe, and wonder, at the beautiful, and amazing creatures I was able to encounter. Garrett summed it up perfectly.
Today there are a lot more sharks and Goliath grouper swimming around becausevof all the conservation efforts. Diving in Florida would definitely freak me out a little...
Dude is an actual hero and crazy thing about that is he's just living his life. I might just be high but it's such an empowering feeling as a human to know someone else did something like that. Garrett Reisman has visited habitats no other creature from one like ours could venture into and come back to tell the tale and it's just him living his life and making choices. I'd be l glad if any of the choices I make lead to even a hundredth of this single feat.
and I am baked as well. I rmbr this interview awhile back but came back to it. Reisman seems cool af if he has a book I'd buy it and I dont read many books.
rhec710nation Eastern/Oregon Everything in you’re statement looked great until I read “trying to form a incoherent insult”. I think you meant “an incoherent insult”. While attacking someone’s grammar, you should probably work on yours. 😉 Grammar police
I was laying in bed with my wife at like 1am watching this , and literally was dying laughing at that and woke her up . She was so pissed but I couldn’t help myself 😂😂
I was snorkeling in Cozumel and dove down to look into one of many statues placed there to explore, about 12' deep. Being a bright day I couldn't see into the black opening so I snapped a pic on my camera w/ flash. TWO BIG eyes were looking back at me and I lost all my air - it took way too long to surface, my lungs were on fire. It was a very large puffer fish. Luckily, the picture turned out great and everyone understood my horror story after seeing it. Can't imagine being where they were.
Yeah, 60 ft didn't sound like much to me either, until I considered that one 6ft-tall man could stand where they were, and 9 other equally-tall guys could stand on his and each others' shoulders, and none of them would be able to breathe
Do you know what size a creature could grow too with enough food & no predators in 60ft deep water? Tf... 60ft isn't DEEP but that is definitely no joke.
In 1971 I was 21 y/o. Learning how to scuba dive in the Philippines. Out in front of me, about 25 feet away, I saw my first shark. It was less than 10 feet long, but circled me with movements so quick it scared me like nothing had ever scared me before. No one ever talks about how slow humans are (under water) compared to predator fish. No human even comes close. A shark can dart in and remove your arm like you would slap a basketball away from another human.
@@The_Essential_Review I believe, if the shark had been anything other than curious, I wouldn't be here today. I stayed out of the ocean for 25 years, until I forgot about that fear. Then, a trip to Mexico and a vacation scuba class reminded me why I left diving. The dive only lasted 20 minutes, 15 being in full terror mode. I'm not a fearful person. I have a black belt in karate and have skydived many times, but everyone has a fear. Mine, after realizing how totally easy it is to die in the ocean.
I can imagine the barotrauma these people suffer from. I hear the large amount of water pressure would crush someone like a can. Human resilience never ceases to amaze me.
Whats really dangerous is explosive decompression. That can make divers pop like sausages. Happened to some saturation divers where the valves failed in the decompression chamber.
I stopped going in the ocean as a teenager, I felt something touch me looked down and could see what it was that was the last time I went swimming in the ocean
One day you'll find out all the astronauts were under water lol They appear in "space" using CGI and Augmented reality. The space walks are done in pools lol
I like that a guy like Reisman, whos been to space, whos lived at the bottom of the ocean, who is a highly educated Engineer, Astronaut, Diver, Explorer,... still has to struggle with all the scary movies he's seen when the lights go out.
But you see, (rational) fear is normal. It's part of our survival. You'd be stupid to think you're invincible in your universe where anything can kill you.
This reminds me of a story a friend told me of a guy he knew that went to dwell while fasting for 10 days in a pitch black cave (a good safe cave) and claimed having the craziest of psychedelic experiences.
He is describing it in such a dramatic way, he was only 60 feet below surface.. and was in a preesure tank. Sat divers go down to around 400-700 feet and live there for 2 weeks, now that impressive.
As a Divemaster for 10+ year (plus a massive Dive resume) Cowboys story is Way more impressive than this. A lot of what he talking about it just Classroom 1 of Open water, just with fancy tech involved. Cowboys story is all Advanced and Accuate. Plus the whole survival aspect (I've also been in those Cozumel Caves).
Several decades ago, my neighbors son was scuba diving with a group and his wife. They were coming up to the boat and his wife said he was right behind her but he never made it to the boat and he was never seen again. They never even found his tanks or any sign of him. The only conclusion I could think of was something huge came along and swallowed him whole. True story.
@@joshdyck5497 This was many decades ago, but I remember it being in South America. Not exactly sure where. If you come up with something, please let me know what you think. Thanks!
@@Anita_Backrub Yeah, that's actually a possibility, but I hope you're not making fun, because this wasn't funny. It hurt a lot of people who loved him and never got closure. They couldn't even declare him dead for years due to the laws where it happened.
As the lights flicker out on the gazebo ahead of you and the facility behind. The guidewire goes slack at both ends. You try to pull yourself along in the dark but the wire just feeds past you, the end of the line slips by your grip and floats into the abyss with your next prehensile grasp pawing at nothing but water...
I'm jealous if Joe. He has his own life that he does cool shit. But also he gets to meet and be friends with people who also do the eccentric things outside of ordinary life. I fuckin love this podcast
Groupers will size you up and go after you. They are more aggressive than sharks for divers because they dont seem to care when you poke them with your spear gun but a shark backs off because they dont like the pain.
Yeah, probably because Eddie doesn't believe in under water. It's a conspiracy that the government, Illuminati etc have perpetuated to keep the population from something that I can't understand because I'm a brainwashed something or rather.
@TheRealMrMcCoy I just elaborated on the comment to further it's effectiveness, but you've impressed me with your inability to understand common rhetoric.
@@groundbreaktv6935 Yea it was clear what he was trying to do. Still pretty sure the best way to describe a large version of something is to use the smaller version of it.
bswoot To be fair. Even the smallest type of grouper is still basically a giant bass. Plus I’m sure more people are familiar with bass fish than grouper.
@@grizzlyadams8277 dumbest shit I've read yet. Who actually makes a claim that bass are more well known than grouper. Rofl, think you have something dripping from your chin.
@@stocktrader1172 Jeez man whats your problem?! Nothing wrong with killswitch engage but they just coverd it. Its first and last a DIO song so don't piss at peoples legs for making that clear.
So a whole 2 weeks on the bottom of the ocean, and not even one mention of SpongeBob, Patrick Squidward or Mr Krabs...Hmmm i'm really starting to doubt this guys credibility.
People do this all the time. It’s called saturation diving. The “powerless submarine “ he’s speaking of is a hyperbaric chamber and diving bell. It’s pretty common practice in the offshore commercial diving industry but, never a 60 feet. Typically, it’s done at 300 feet or greater.
50% of all Joe’s guests are one accident away from becoming comic book villains.
Ryan Schmidt hell, there’s a rubber band man. I’m sure they’d settle for underwater man 😩
Glen villeneuve for sure lol
😂😂😂
😆
🤣
I once swam in the deep end of the pool without my floaties. Guys like us live on the edge.
Lol, too funny!
I got my socks wet walking through a puddle yesterday. The puddle was almost exactly 60... millimeters deep. Do not try this at home, kids.
I wish I was as brave as you guys. You are the people that deserve to be in the Hall of Fame. The true heroes of America 🇺🇸 👏
@@mc12358 🤣
G code
Joes face when Garrett explains the giant eye is absolutely priceless hahahahahahaha
Absolutely 😂😂😂😂😂
7:20
And yet he barely reacted to the revelation there are hammerhead sharks in space.
My wife is a marine biologist and she works at a aquarium she had a similar experience with a goliath grouper. She was in the big tank cleaning turned around and the Goliath grouper was face-to-face with her. They're pretty much harmless he was just checking her out.
You and him both, eh?
Hide yo wife
I would’ve smacked it a few feet back
@@spookzer16 lmao
Built for big grouper cock.
Swimming 15 feet with no tank so you can go to the bathroom, in pitch darkness, with only a light guiding you to survive, sounds like a panic attack waiting to happen.
hold your breath; make a wish; count to three
@@chesterpoindexter7594 then drop a douse
Fuck this, fuck all of that, fuck everything about it.
Hes a braver man then me i could nver fuk that
that start still blows my mind lol. Like what if u went the wrong way or got turned around in the dark lmao i wouldnt shit for like 2 weeks
I hate when Joe Rogan makes his guests wear bald caps.
I heard he makes people kneel for the thumbnail photos
Lmaooooo
It's the only thing that keeps him out of his depression.
I don't know if you thought of this yourself or just stole it from another JR video but it made me laugh a lot. Thanks.
OGMizen most underrated comment in life
I was fortunate enough, as a younger man, growing up on the east coast of South Florida (Pompano Beach, Fort Lauderdale), to spend quite a bit of time exploring below the surface of the Atlantic Ocean. This conversation brought right back the myriad of emotions, and feelings, I experienced while being in that world. The fear of what could be beneath, behind, or ahead of you. The respect for the creatures I was a guest of for the time I spent below surface. The awe, and wonder, at the beautiful, and amazing creatures I was able to encounter. Garrett summed it up perfectly.
Today there are a lot more sharks and Goliath grouper swimming around becausevof all the conservation efforts. Diving in Florida would definitely freak me out a little...
F. That. I would NEVER! I live in Colorado which is as far away from the ocean as it gets and I think I’ll stay right here. F that.
Hey I'm from pompano beach. Small world 😊
@Lea Rockford F you! Go listen to Emperor “in the night side eclipse” it will do you some good.
damn I'm 48 and haven't seen the ocean at all
Me: "Man, living underwater for two weeks. I bet he's got some great stories."
Garrett: "So, one night I was taking a dump...."
Jesus Christ that bathroom story was terrifying
I almost shit my self
I couldn't do it man. Count me out.
Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch yeah no chance I’m good on land
@@kmccw Shitting in the woods at night is scary enough.
Timestamp?
Getting rimmed by an angel fish and then immediately get eaten by a Goliath grouper. What a way to go
when you die your body releases DMT so its worth it
@@kyrem1281 lmaoooo
Ash Tapiwa a common fetish here in Ohio
😆😂
Ash Tapiwa 😂😂
Joes face when he describes seeing the eye after dropping a duece at 7:27 is absolutely priceless 😂
Dude is an actual hero and crazy thing about that is he's just living his life. I might just be high but it's such an empowering feeling as a human to know someone else did something like that.
Garrett Reisman has visited habitats no other creature from one like ours could venture into and come back to tell the tale and it's just him living his life and making choices. I'd be l glad if any of the choices I make lead to even a hundredth of this single feat.
Yeah this guy telling his stories its amazing. He is an explorer. An example of the human spirit.
and I am baked as well. I rmbr this interview awhile back but came back to it. Reisman seems cool af if he has a book I'd buy it and I dont read many books.
Imagine being able to nonchalantly answer the question "What's freakier, being at the bottom of the ocean or up in space?"
Pot = nonchalant
and he says the ocean
@@WilsonCo. Except that he said space..
What he said space is more captivating or something like that.
@@TechOutAdam me too
Right? You cant get ganked by a Giant Squid in space
This dude's a savage. Just hearing him say he stood two weeks underwater in a powerless submarine made me start feeling claustrophobic
I imagine being an astronaut and the fact he lived up there for 100+ days might have helped.
Well it's the joe Rogan experience 😅
He can do some serious prison time 🤣
What does living in a submarine have to do with being afraid of Santa Claus?
rhec710nation Eastern/Oregon Everything in you’re statement looked great until I read “trying to form a incoherent insult”. I think you meant “an incoherent insult”. While attacking someone’s grammar, you should probably work on yours. 😉 Grammar police
Who’s watching this after the submersible is gone missing?
His analysis on describing the scientific process behind what he does is very underrated 😢
Your comment is underrated killer
Who else immediately searched the words "goliath grouper" on google images as soon as Garrett said it?
i did now
update: HOOLY FUUUUU
i just found pics of ur mum lol
just got done doing that
No, but I am going to do that right now.
Garrett Reisman: "And I saw like this HUGE eyeball..."
Joe: 👀
I timed it perfectly with this 😂 😂 😂
Joe's face was priceless. Hahaha.
His eyes freaked me out 😂😂😂
I was laying in bed with my wife at like 1am watching this , and literally was dying laughing at that and woke her up . She was so pissed but I couldn’t help myself 😂😂
that was hilarious. 7:07 btw
We need him on again this was such a good podcast! Beginning to end. Wonderful conversationists at work.
I was snorkeling in Cozumel and dove down to look into one of many statues placed there to explore, about 12' deep.
Being a bright day I couldn't see into the black opening so I snapped a pic on my camera w/ flash.
TWO BIG eyes were looking back at me and I lost all my air - it took way too long to surface, my lungs were on fire.
It was a very large puffer fish. Luckily, the picture turned out great and everyone understood my horror story after seeing it.
Can't imagine being where they were.
Omg I wish you were able to drop the pic here!
Jesus just post that pic already
yeah well if he had the pic he would have posted it already
PLEASE upload and share the picture!!
POST THE FUCKING PICTURE MAN
“One night i was taking a dump...” you already know its gonna be a good story.
hahahahaha. The best part was he prefaced it with "the scariest thing I ever saw was..."
So true....I’ve got a few stories with explosive dumps!
I have sank a few floaters in my lifetime
I liked how he laughed but everyone else in the room was serious asf after he started with that lol
It always starts with a dump
Joe “Yeah but have you ever done DMT underwater?” Rogan
Alex Hashaga I fucking hollered bro
Alex Hashaga LMAOOOO
That sounds horrific
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahahah
8:00 “Scared the living hell out of me.” Then laughs. This guy is built different.
Joe Rogan's ability to imitate animal sounds is unparalleled 10:19
Was just thinking this too. Along with his bear and dog imitation lol
@@finbarneilan8915 And gorilla and bison! Don't forget them!!
Lol so True! I was looking for a comment related to it 😂
He felt so disrespected when joe just said “oh” to his 60 feet lol
He prolly shouldn't have said 20,000 millimeters then, haha
He didn't seem disrespected. More like "Hm maybe I should have gone deeper."
Well not too impressive.
Have you tried dmt?
Deep Diving is any dive deeper than 20 meters (60 feet). So technically it is damn deep.. so stop playing like you could do it
"how deep were you?"
"about 20,000.... millimeters"
"what?"
"thats like 60 feet"
sounds like a beetlejuice scene
@@danielread3643 Cuppa feet
He was playing off of the “20,000 leagues under the sea” tittle.
Yeah, 60 ft didn't sound like much to me either, until I considered that one 6ft-tall man could stand where they were, and 9 other equally-tall guys could stand on his and each others' shoulders, and none of them would be able to breathe
Do you know what size a creature could grow too with enough food & no predators in 60ft deep water? Tf... 60ft isn't DEEP but that is definitely no joke.
Dude been @ the bottom of the ocean and all the way in space. This dude is a legend !!!
I'm terrified of the ocean so hearing that someone loved down there for 2 weeks is a real horror story for me lol
”The bottom of the ocean is fake.”
- Eddie Bravo
"The bottom of the ocean is misogynistic." -Zarna Joshi
"Hey baby, you're beachfront property and I'm the tidal wave of love."
-Johnny Bravo
Look into it
It is really fake haha because none knoes the real bottom of the ocean they show the closest one saying this is the bottom
@@ArjanTV get grammarly
To be fair, seeing a hammerhead outside the ISS would raise a lot of questions as well.
Peter Smythe to be fairrrr!!!! Letterkenny
Brett Baker I thought the same damn thing pitter patter
Those damn sharknados
Especially if Darth Vader was on board.
Questions like "is this a Hideo Kojima game"?
Living on a great lake you as a child and adult you develop TREMENDOUS RESPECT FOR MOTHER NATURE.
In 1971 I was 21 y/o. Learning how to scuba dive in the Philippines. Out in front of me, about 25 feet away, I saw my first shark. It was less than 10 feet long, but circled me with movements so quick it scared me like nothing had ever scared me before. No one ever talks about how slow humans are (under water) compared to predator fish. No human even comes close. A shark can dart in and remove your arm like you would slap a basketball away from another human.
So how did you respond?
@@The_Essential_Review I believe, if the shark had been anything other than curious, I wouldn't be here today. I stayed out of the ocean for 25 years, until I forgot about that fear. Then, a trip to Mexico and a vacation scuba class reminded me why I left diving. The dive only lasted 20 minutes, 15 being in full terror mode. I'm not a fearful person. I have a black belt in karate and have skydived many times, but everyone has a fear. Mine, after realizing how totally easy it is to die in the ocean.
Joe’s fish swallow noise is the most disturbing thing I’ve ever heard
lmfaoooo
I got more disturbed hearing it and reading your comment just right after.
10:20
@applecrates I did the exact same thing 😬
Listen to his bear impression
JOES FACE WHEN HE SAYS HE SEES THE EYEBALL O.o
New meme. Literally the first thing I thought about
Joes face was my face too lol
Can u imagine an Eyeball staring at u after pissing😱
Right when I saw that I came straight to the comments and this is the 1st thing I see 😂😂😂😂💀 dude really said “🤨👁”
I had the same exact face
I can imagine the barotrauma these people suffer from. I hear the large amount of water pressure would crush someone like a can. Human resilience never ceases to amaze me.
Whats really dangerous is explosive decompression. That can make divers pop like sausages. Happened to some saturation divers where the valves failed in the decompression chamber.
This man's stories are incredible.
I’m getting anxiety just listening to this. Nopes nopes nope
Nope snope snope
Haha well said
I was clenching my butt cheeks trying to fend off an imaginary fish listening to this shit.
I stopped going in the ocean as a teenager, I felt something touch me looked down and could see what it was that was the last time I went swimming in the ocean
Yeah that's pretty crazy man, but it's not DMT though! 👽🌠🌚
"Just hold your breath. You're not going that far." WTF
ua-cam.com/video/2gxkT95Ljmw/v-deo.html < you can see it in this video. It's not far.
@@KoolMada at what part of the video do you see it?
@@loganbissett1392 I get the involved effort...not the point
@@loganbissett1392 Well you gotta take the shit and swim back. But with training im sure its not that much effort.
@@spaceworm94 It is the white POD @1:04
So your telling me, this is the real life astronaut in the ocean?
One day you'll find out all the astronauts were under water lol They appear in "space" using CGI and Augmented reality. The space walks are done in pools lol
7:19 this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed Joe’s reactions is the funniest thing alive
"20,000 millimeters under the sea" gave me a good laugh.
Lol why?
@@c.c.schaeffer8678 it’s probably a reference to the book 20,000 leagues under the sea
@@c.c.schaeffer8678 because no one says that
@@Profile.4 yeah, no. Person above you is right
@@mikeg6285 lol I don't give a fuck what you think, bozo.
I like that a guy like Reisman, whos been to space, whos lived at the bottom of the ocean, who is a highly educated Engineer, Astronaut, Diver, Explorer,... still has to struggle with all the scary movies he's seen when the lights go out.
Well said!!!
"especially the angel fish"
I was thinking the same thing😅😅
I went surfing in great white territory. You make diamonds with your behind every shadow you see XD
But you see, (rational) fear is normal. It's part of our survival.
You'd be stupid to think you're invincible in your universe where anything can kill you.
This guy is so cool.. incredible communicator and hilarious
This reminds me of a story a friend told me of a guy he knew that went to dwell while fasting for 10 days in a pitch black cave (a good safe cave) and claimed having the craziest of psychedelic experiences.
After some time in full darkness,your body will produce Dmt!
@@ronaldonagy9842 how does science explain that
This sounds so surreal. He's describing it and I still can't imagine living like that. Crazy
He is describing it in such a dramatic way, he was only 60 feet below surface.. and was in a preesure tank. Sat divers go down to around 400-700 feet and live there for 2 weeks, now that impressive.
Because hes lying
@@lyricaljaffacakes2946 Did you say that to your 4 subscribers?
LyricalJaffaCakes lol there’s a short documentary about it on youtube my guy, definitely not lying
Gaming Element you make videos and have about 40, I dont
Cowboy Cerrone is watching this like "I haven't tried that yet"
Ricardo Masvidal or choke on some of his biggest fights wait.....nvm
Man the cave diving story is so good
@@djthevj it gave me anxiety. He painted the picture pretty well for that story
As a Divemaster for 10+ year (plus a massive Dive resume) Cowboys story is Way more impressive than this. A lot of what he talking about it just Classroom 1 of Open water, just with fancy tech involved. Cowboys story is all Advanced and Accuate. Plus the whole survival aspect (I've also been in those Cozumel Caves).
That ‘taking a dump’ story at night in the ocean was pretty wild…
Seen this a few times. Everytime he says it’s like the dinner bell going off I lose it 😂
You know what’s crazy to me think about how important some these podcasts are gonna be 20 30 years from now
@@dimebagdarrel4874 Respect the name. But you seriously don't think that do you?
@@dimebagdarrel4874 well still be here in 2000 years with people like you saying the end is near
20 30 years from now government might be more strict I bet you alot of these amazing videos will be shut down in the future
I doubt UA-cam will be around
In 30 years most of us adults Will be dead, possibly by cancer or a respiratory related disease like copd or clogged arteries
I really wanted him to say that Goliath “scared the shit out of him”
The grouper wasnt full so it wanted seconds.
u need help
@@stringerb8618 then help me
Aaaah thats great, I didnt think about that
He already took care of that before seeing it.
Imagine being able to compare living up in space and living at the bottom of the ocean through your own experience, damn
Several decades ago, my neighbors son was scuba diving with a group and his wife. They were coming up to the boat and his wife said he was right behind her but he never made it to the boat and he was never seen again. They never even found his tanks or any sign of him. The only conclusion I could think of was something huge came along and swallowed him whole. True story.
Where was this? Kinda wanna start looking up large animals in that area
@@joshdyck5497 This was many decades ago, but I remember it being in South America. Not exactly sure where. If you come up with something, please let me know what you think. Thanks!
Aliens
🧢
@@Anita_Backrub Yeah, that's actually a possibility, but I hope you're not making fun, because this wasn't funny. It hurt a lot of people who loved him and never got closure. They couldn't even declare him dead for years due to the laws where it happened.
Meh not impressed. Sandy the squirrel did it first and even had a tree in her crib and made best friends with a local
And she's been down there for years
For real. Thus guy was only there a couple weeks and mostly stayed to himself. Big deal
she still there
You’re so lame
🤣🤣🤣
imagine you get halfway to the gazebo and the lights go out on both.
JarJarWookie nightmare fuel
It'll be a butt feeding fest.
As the lights flicker out on the gazebo ahead of you and the facility behind. The guidewire goes slack at both ends.
You try to pull yourself along in the dark but the wire just feeds past you, the end of the line slips by your grip and floats into the abyss with your next prehensile grasp pawing at nothing but water...
@@Quantum3691 you win
"The worst are the angelfish..." lost it right there!!! 😂😂😂
6:18 my reaction exactly.
Also 7:21
I will never, ever, complain about taking a dump in a port-a-potty again.
I'd have to be drunk just to shit in one. I hate spiders.
eh, port-a-potty's aren't so bad
Bogdan P Seems to me that you are using the comments section to get some shit off your chest.
longest shot of Joe just staring at his guest.
longest shot of joe staring at himself
ikr lmao
He’s probably thinking that they never went to space they probably just went into the ocean
Nope, search up Joe’s interview with Cowboy Cerrone and his story where he almost died in an underwater cave; held Joe’s attention for 30 mins.
He'll dream about Angel fish ha, ha, ha.
He says “20,000 millimeters” lmaoooo
"You can do infinite bottom time."
I'm sure the fish were thinking the same thing.
10:20 Joe showing his inner voice actor, that's legit impressive
Mate this killed me , was looking for this comment
Joe's really good at vocal sound effects. His bear growl is uncanny.
Captain Jack Aubrey of the Royal Navy he also does a great car engine revving up
Come on he made a noise with his mouth, he didn't invent the lightbulb ffs.
Lol I went to scroll up to check it and my vid was at like 10:18. shit was funny. I was expecting words
Joe seems offended by his guest outshining his baldness
Edit: Now that I know my comment will probably be seen,
*GET FLATBUSH ZOMBIES ON THIS PODCAST*
\m/
Nice one Diamond lol
The shinier the head the more power you carry I learned this at 18 *cries*
Joe opaque Rogan
RIP Dime
I'm jealous if Joe. He has his own life that he does cool shit. But also he gets to meet and be friends with people who also do the eccentric things outside of ordinary life. I fuckin love this podcast
7:17 Garret's talking about Joe's eye LOL
that literally sounds more dangerous than going into outerspace
Until the space fish come to eat you out.
@@genesisfox5412 lol
F the darkness and brutal pressures of the deep sea, man. Space is chill compared to that save the lack of air and hazardous radiation.
it definitely isn't
@@the_hanged_clown is this confirmation? So you've been to both and know?
"Those things could *literally* eat a person.."
*nervous Garrett* - "yeah....uhh...uhh...stammering"
He didn’t wanna say that would never happen
Joe "bass are like Goliath groupers" rogan
Maybe ill-tempered mutant goliath groupers could kill a person... Especially if they have friggin laser beams attached to their friggin heads.
2 years later. #2 approves. @@pistonburner6448
I can assure you as a former naval special operator that deep water neurological sickness is not a fallacy.
Thanks Joe! This is BY FAR THE MOST ENTERTAINING & INTERESTING INTERVIEW YOU HAVE DONE YET!
I thought his guest was going to say GIANT SQUID!!!
Same but I don't think he'd be here to tell about that lol
Same
That’s what I was thinking, I probably would have passed out.
Same
Not deep enough probably
“I saw this big eyeball, like a saucer, just staring at me, not blinking at me.”
Joe’s face: 7:21 😂
💀💀💀💀
NES 83’ 😂😂😂
He really said 🤨
Joe be like "da fuq"!
😹😹😹😹
“One night I was taking a dump” every great story should start this way
Bro was living in sandy house from SpongeBob
He did not wanna talk about groupers eating people at all 😂
I was thinking the same thing 😂 he clearly tried to just shrug it off as goofy the first time then joe just kept bringing it up.
@@ILootStandingStill lmao exactly
Adam C pretty sure he knew that groupers don’t eat people lol, he speculated on a lot of stuff he didn’t have all the facts on.
Groupers will size you up and go after you. They are more aggressive than sharks for divers because they dont seem to care when you poke them with your spear gun but a shark backs off because they dont like the pain.
@@xThePsychoNautx Ah yes, grouper, the honey badger of the sea.
I think Eddie Bravo would burst into flames if he ever talked to Garrett...
Yeah, probably because Eddie doesn't believe in under water. It's a conspiracy that the government, Illuminati etc have perpetuated to keep the population from something that I can't understand because I'm a brainwashed something or rather.
Goliath grouper or ... aliens ? look into it
TheRealMrMcCoy explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it, but it dies
Nicholas Cash
Usually something has to be dead before you wanna go cutting it open, right?
@TheRealMrMcCoy I just elaborated on the comment to further it's effectiveness, but you've impressed me with your inability to understand common rhetoric.
"How accurate was that movie?" ...well the aliens were spot on.
All these stories on JRE are so good that you start to think they’re BS but you know they’re not.
This is the backstory of a supervillain.
Ballconei 2 😂😂😂
DooFINShmerts 😂
He is henchmen No. 2 to wield Elon musks flamethrower against all Double o agents, but secretly scheming his own devious plans...
Voice makes it real
Fish: those are rookie numbers
This dude will be who you call when an asteroid is going to destroy the earth. Make him the commander.
Unfortunately life isn't a movie
@@rushpatriot2866 when you look back in history how many of those became movies
The look on Joe's face when Garrett said he turned his flash light on and seen the biggest eyeball... 😭😂
"It's like a giant bass"
I think it's more like a giant... grouper
bswoot bahaha😂😂
Hahaha, true. I think he was just making it clear to his audience, but this is still hilarious!
@@groundbreaktv6935 Yea it was clear what he was trying to do. Still pretty sure the best way to describe a large version of something is to use the smaller version of it.
bswoot To be fair. Even the smallest type of grouper is still basically a giant bass. Plus I’m sure more people are familiar with bass fish than grouper.
@@grizzlyadams8277 dumbest shit I've read yet.
Who actually makes a claim that bass are more well known than grouper. Rofl, think you have something dripping from your chin.
He never asked him "why" they were doing the 2-week bottom stay on the ocean floor.
Jeffrey Bue exactly and he downplayed 60ft at the start 😂
John O’Rourke I mean I felt the same way. The title is “bottom of the ocean”, not “underwater”. Bottom of the ocean IS miles and miles deep.
Yeah if you’re very experienced, you can swim up 60 ft
bekoz science
I think it is training astronauts for being in space.
This is why Jre is and always will be the GOAT , can literally learn about anything from so many different people and perspectives.
When a story start's of with " One night I wa s taking a dump" you know your in for a great story
Joe “those things could literally eat a person” Rogan
😂 Not the words to say to someone gonna go back to living around em.
Bro I read this started to laugh then joe “ those things could literally eat a person” rogan said “those things could literally eat a person”
I scrolled across this as he said it lol
Joe's body is screaming for weed...
The Shitstorm Starter 🤣
No plants! Meat only
mine 2
Joe "only sober during October" Rogan
Guests that aren't potheads are so much more interesting.
Guys… we’ve finally found the “Astronaut in the ocean eh”
Fish attacking him to eat his poop and having to slap at them is the funniest shit I’ve heard in awhile 🤣
"one night I was takin a dump"
"true story"
Had me on the edge of my seat. 😆
Joe's face around 7:20 lmao
LOL
Best part of the video 😂🤣😂🤣
Yooooo😆👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿now THAT just made my day lol!!!!!
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Lol, hilarious!
Joe, you ask the best questions. You are an amazing interviewer
“It’s like the dinner 🥘 Bell 🛎 Going off” lmao 🤣
Yeah yeah
Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea.
Reading this
What’s becoming of me
Silver Spoon Exactly, this dude...
Instantly read this in his voice lol
Bayley Dole Man how you gonna diss James Dio like that? Killswitch is great, but that’s a cover my guy.
@@stocktrader1172 Jeez man whats your problem?! Nothing wrong with killswitch engage but they just coverd it. Its first and last a DIO song so don't piss at peoples legs for making that clear.
Imagine looking at the top of a six story building from the street. That's how deep he was.
I mean is snorkeling in a sandbar considered reaching the bottom of the ocean ? Then I’m a real adrenaline junkie like this guy
So a whole 2 weeks on the bottom of the ocean, and not even one mention of SpongeBob, Patrick Squidward or Mr Krabs...Hmmm i'm really starting to doubt this guys credibility.
Something Strange 😂 we got a damn phony
@@NaChOmAn1128 LOL
They live deeper ok thank you.
@@ghdzmuzic Oh ok Hahahahah
@@NaChOmAn1128 hey everybody. This guy's a phony.
Joe “oh only 60ft under the ocean?” Rogan
@Jim Harol under the ocean, not under the oceans surface. Big diff
Joe ‘what’s more freaky, standing on the bottom of the ocean or doing DMT in space’ Rogan.
@@nuntana2 Doing DMT in space got to be the most dope thing i can imagine someone doing ever
I mean doing dmt in the ocean would be fucking wild too
@@rogergauthier2769 couple of puffs and you would think you are the goliath grouper shitting and some humans come bitting your butt
People do this all the time. It’s called saturation diving. The “powerless submarine “ he’s speaking of is a hyperbaric chamber and diving bell. It’s pretty common practice in the offshore commercial diving industry but, never a 60 feet. Typically, it’s done at 300 feet or greater.
Wwoah…
SAT diving is insane
Not to mention you are welding massive underwater industrial equipment.
I love how he just ,now that you said it
"How accurate is that movie?" Lol
10:20 Joes impression of a grouper is fkn spectacular