The 1000 Psyker Problem | A Warhammer 40k Comic Dub

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 92

  • @mrsejd3446
    @mrsejd3446 6 місяців тому +1051

    a thousand psykers a day keeps the chaos at bay

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 6 місяців тому +7

      chaos apocathery: i fear nothing. but that thing! *points at psyker apple* it scares me

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 6 місяців тому +1361

    "Have you ever heard of the phrase "You Are What You Eat", Father?" - TTS Rogal Dorn to Throne Emperor and his consumption of 1,000 psykers every delivery.

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 6 місяців тому +132

      "rogal, you brick headed engineer, i already was a psyker before horus had his little temper tantrum, in fact, i was the strongest psyker ever recorded long before i consumed any psyker souls. what the hell are you even talking about"

    • @Artemisarrowzz
      @Artemisarrowzz 6 місяців тому +61

      @@sovietunion76431000 psyker children.
      I'll let you ponder over the joke.

    • @matteocdt5214
      @matteocdt5214 6 місяців тому

      @@sovietunion7643 because you are behaving more and more like a screaming pile of psichic children...

    • @justinchandler1226
      @justinchandler1226 6 місяців тому +128

      @@sovietunion7643no need to ponder. Rogal dorn told his dad “Father, you are aware of the phrase ‘you are what you eat’, correct? Because right now, you are acting like a massive pile of screaming psyker children.”

    • @fenrirsrage4609
      @fenrirsrage4609 6 місяців тому +24

      ​@@sovietunion7643 Honestly if the Man-peror actually thought that response he probably dropped it because what Rogal Dorn gave him was the sickest burn since Prospero

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 6 місяців тому +572

    Certified "Thanks for volunteering" moment.

  • @CalvertErwin
    @CalvertErwin 6 місяців тому +306

    "good enough"
    -God Emperor (probably)

  • @Faux_Lux
    @Faux_Lux 6 місяців тому +299

    Just barely reaching the quota by accident? Someone's not looking nearly hard enough.

    • @benciudovchgottdank3460
      @benciudovchgottdank3460 6 місяців тому +9

      They treat the Sisters of Silence like shit, it's a wonder they have the resources to do what they do

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 6 місяців тому +29

      @@benciudovchgottdank3460 It's not really their fault, the Pariah gene kinda makes people afraid of you.

    • @benciudovchgottdank3460
      @benciudovchgottdank3460 6 місяців тому +16

      @@shroomer3867 I know, but I still think it's insane to waste such useful servants of the Emperor just because they give you the creeps

    • @TheAngryXenite
      @TheAngryXenite 6 місяців тому

      ​@@benciudovchgottdank3460It is, but that fearful ignorance is deliberately cultivated by the imperial authorities. Killing the abnormal is how they make sure the masses weed out mutants, who on top of "blaspheming the holy human genome" are also often touched by Ruin.

    • @chimeraofscarlet8610
      @chimeraofscarlet8610 6 місяців тому +11

      ⁠@@benciudovchgottdank3460I mean, they only take the strongest blanks, like Culexus, the Horus Heresy era Sisters of Silence leader was mostly imperceptible to most people. I think it’s a whole different level compared to other blanks, since i believe if they’re strong enough, a blank can harm normal people.

  • @mopeysadcloud3925
    @mopeysadcloud3925 6 місяців тому +327

    Welp, he's dead....unless he's talking Daren from accountant?
    Oooh, somebody give his family some flowers.

    • @JoshuaPAMployee
      @JoshuaPAMployee 6 місяців тому +3

      Daren is Adeptus Mechanicus. Unless they don't want our Support they will leave Daren alone!

  • @andreabloomfield4974
    @andreabloomfield4974 6 місяців тому +140

    The emperor (1,000 psykers a day keeps the chaos Spaghetti away)
    Rogal Dorn (y e s)

  • @relogos
    @relogos 6 місяців тому +104

    And his name was rounding error.

    • @ZackShark1
      @ZackShark1 5 місяців тому

      Wow what a silly name

    • @shaftoe195
      @shaftoe195 5 місяців тому

      @@ZackShark1 He was just a silly little guy.
      Was.

  • @sapereaude6274
    @sapereaude6274 5 місяців тому +5

    Turns out he just walks around saying that to everyone to find psykers

  • @teobratuteodor1728
    @teobratuteodor1728 6 місяців тому +48

    Whe need more memes with psykers, they are at the bedrock of the setting after all.

  • @SignedWithBlood
    @SignedWithBlood 6 місяців тому +31

    See, sometimes a problem solves itself...

  • @blooddrawer
    @blooddrawer 6 місяців тому +6

    ngl I feel like the way this works is the emperor is like haveing his mouth shoved open really hard like really pulliing it apart to fit this all in and it's hurting him cause he is just swallowing these souls that barely fit in his mouth all at once and I feel like he is crying on the inside as all the memories thoughts feelings and wants are choked out and shoved down his throat

  • @muhmmadmuneeb219
    @muhmmadmuneeb219 6 місяців тому +27

    a souls still a soul boss.

  • @N0v4.fr05t.
    @N0v4.fr05t. 6 місяців тому +23

    What if the emperor was fed 100k a day? Would he supercharge the universe?

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  6 місяців тому +18

      He'd be okay for a week.

    • @blehh_mae
      @blehh_mae 6 місяців тому +4

      what if they just used a single reaaaallly powerful psyker.

    • @deauthorsadeptus6920
      @deauthorsadeptus6920 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@blehh_maeNah, these are for psy-titans.

    • @mahbuddykeith1124
      @mahbuddykeith1124 6 місяців тому +11

      @@blehh_maewell, the thing is that the amount of psykers being consumed is most likely an average. It isn’t that they drain 1000 dry and start over with a completely new choir, just that on average they’re replacing about a thousand daily. You’d have some weak psykers that get consumed almost instantly and potentially some alpha-plus psykers (provided they’re not killed on the spot for the safety of an entire sector) that last for quite a while before eventually burning out. Those of the Adeptus Astronomical are trained for the job, mind you. It’s not like they just plug some random Psyker into the mix.

    • @batman6429
      @batman6429 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@mahbuddykeith1124alpha? 😮 Aint these guys super rare and valuable?

  • @FruitNDoggie
    @FruitNDoggie 5 місяців тому +2

    We only have 999 psykers.
    Really?
    Psyche!

  • @bettertobethoughtafool
    @bettertobethoughtafool 6 місяців тому +4

    That choked out what~ is gold

  • @thatkreigsman3421
    @thatkreigsman3421 6 місяців тому +12

    Goodbye young man.

  • @felipeaugusto2600
    @felipeaugusto2600 6 місяців тому +10

    It is such an effort in my head to imagine, given we don't know how often people are born psykers, adding to that the chances of being found by the Sisters of Silence (you are most likely reported, btw how common are the Sisters of Silence?), sending the more stable ones to training and still sucessfully making it all the way to Terra in time.
    I would imagine like prison worlds exist for replacing the ship loading crews, there are psyker containment facilities for given the quota a little buffer in case of shortage.

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  6 місяців тому +3

      Not very common I believe.

    • @SchemingGoldberg
      @SchemingGoldberg 6 місяців тому +8

      There are at minimum 8 quadrillion humans in the Imperium of Man, potentially as high as 1.5 quintillion. To put that into perspective:
      8 quadrillion = 8,000,000,000,000,000
      1.5 quintillion = 1,500,000,000,000,000,000
      I don't care how unlikely it is to be a psyker, they should have no issue finding 1,000 of them per day.

    • @felipeaugusto2600
      @felipeaugusto2600 6 місяців тому +5

      @@SchemingGoldberg Even if psykers are common, how fast is our way back to Terra?

    • @aoki6332
      @aoki6332 5 місяців тому +5

      @@felipeaugusto2600 Terra Alone as between 200 Billion and a Quadrillion , so they probably dont even have issue finding them on the Homeworld Itself, the Whole Terran System is inhabited be a huge part of the Imperium Population, and Technically Terra is the easiest location to go to as its where the Astronomican is located, so most travel to Terra are quick and safe.

    • @hotdogvan3399
      @hotdogvan3399 5 місяців тому

      Yeah, 1000 or even 10 000 a day is meant to be Such Grimdark!, but really that's _nothing_ . GW doesn't understand the scale of its world.
      But we could, as 1d4chan points out, take the cynical view that the Astronomican is a trash compactor for unwanted/untrainable psykers. That somewhat retains the grimdark aspect at least.

  • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
    @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 6 місяців тому +1

    ive never heard op use that range before. its always neat to find they have another range in their repertoire

  • @furimindusties5736
    @furimindusties5736 6 місяців тому +13

    Has any one painted a FlorkofCows army yet?

  • @TheRealKiRBEY
    @TheRealKiRBEY 6 місяців тому +6

    Thoguht he was gonna say "so i got one extra just incase" and the other guy goes "oh guess we have more we can needed then"

  • @Big_Sloppa
    @Big_Sloppa 6 місяців тому +7

    You know it's odd they don't have some breeding program as it's kinda genetic trait... Actually why they don't just use damn eldars and they funny soul gems as fuel? Aren't all eldars supposed to be ridiculously powerful psykers?

    • @MrGrubee48cc
      @MrGrubee48cc 6 місяців тому

      They do have breeding programs in secret, the inquisition set one up around the time of 5th edition. Problem is that even if you perfectly line up all the conditions needed for it, have the genetic trait required from the two genetic samples, have all the right conditions to foster it, and so on. The psychic trait is still tied to the soul, the genetic element helps, but there is no guarantee. So it is more or less a crap shoot if it works or not, and if it dose, are they powerful enough to supply Big E. Hence why they have two naval forces, one is the actual imperial navy, and the second are the black ships. They have a entire galactic navy dedicated to just getting more fuel for Big E. More or less if they could get a breeding program working, they would of, as for the Eldar soul gem thing. Xenos = Heresy, even the more radical parts of the inquisition doesn't want to find out what happens when you tamper with Big E's daily sacrafice

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  6 місяців тому +7

      Feeding the emperor xenos meat? Heresy!

    • @powerist209
      @powerist209 6 місяців тому +3

      Also Eldars are like rarer than Human Psykers.
      Also mobile, hard to catch, and not cost effective (like trying to invade craft worlds is like hard and ones that succeeded was from Great Crusade, and small isolated ones).
      Not sure about Maiden Worlds but probably too small for feeding the Big E.

    • @captain_hammer
      @captain_hammer 5 місяців тому

      Breeding psykers? That sounds both logical and smart, so it must be Heresy! We're now going to lobotomise you and stuff a computer into where your brain used to be, because then it totally doesn't count as an AI!

  • @johnozzmond9728
    @johnozzmond9728 5 місяців тому +3

    I kinda wonder if the strength of the Psyker affects that number. Like could they subdue like two Alpha Psykers and be done for the day? And isn't being a Psyker at least partly genetic? Couldn't they just make heavily monitored Hive worlds with a predominantly Psyker population?

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  5 місяців тому +1

      You'd be a great asset!

    • @leitodamien3835
      @leitodamien3835 5 місяців тому +2

      The problem with Psyker is they are unpredictable. Daemons love to use them to invade reality.

  • @jiyuhong5853
    @jiyuhong5853 6 місяців тому +15

    How do they find enough psykers each day?

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  6 місяців тому +18

      Millions of planets.

    • @Psychoangel-d23
      @Psychoangel-d23 6 місяців тому +19

      the imperium is roughly a million worlds strong.
      majority of them has populations that are in the billions
      Psykers are uncommon but not exactly rare. plus the black ships are the second largest if not THE largest fleet in the imperium.
      It´s not hard to maintain the quota.

    • @nonya1366
      @nonya1366 6 місяців тому +8

      The black ships are sent forth to acquire more psykers from every planet they can, to bring back to Terra.
      And then the emperor either makes them into a 'real' psyker.
      Or eats them.

    • @Syphaxis
      @Syphaxis 6 місяців тому

      We could probably shoulder 1000 a day with this world, considering how many babies Hollywood eats already.

    • @davidtitanium22
      @davidtitanium22 6 місяців тому +3

      Terra's population alone is about a quadrillion, if psykers are one in a million, there would be a billion of them

  • @slevinlaine
    @slevinlaine 6 місяців тому +5

    Hahahahhahaha.

  • @potentiallyaheretic9281
    @potentiallyaheretic9281 6 місяців тому +5

    Isn’t it 2000 now?

  • @stevengreen9536
    @stevengreen9536 6 місяців тому +3

    lol.

  • @willemplus4777
    @willemplus4777 6 місяців тому +2

    Funky

  • @OrdinatorSeldro
    @OrdinatorSeldro 6 місяців тому +2

    Brother. I have noticed your inactivity. Unless if your purging daemons, or waiting for a replacement device to keep these funny recordings up, it is quite confusing.

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  5 місяців тому +1

      Dear Soldier. I am still alive. Will start uploading again soon. Was on sick leave.
      Thank you for your concern. 🌟

    • @OrdinatorSeldro
      @OrdinatorSeldro 5 місяців тому +2

      @@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas Good.

  • @scott-gaming.8834
    @scott-gaming.8834 6 місяців тому +8

    Broo
    Dead as hell.
    Wanna narrate my book? (Edit it as you see fit)?

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  6 місяців тому +1

      Brother, I hardly have time to make actual videos these days. A book narration isn't in the cards. Feel free to send it to me, though, I might peruse it when I can.

    • @scott-gaming.8834
      @scott-gaming.8834 6 місяців тому +1

      You ok?@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

    • @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
      @ChaoticVoicesofAndreas  6 місяців тому +1

      @scott-gaming.8834 working hard, bud. Working hard.

    • @scott-gaming.8834
      @scott-gaming.8834 6 місяців тому +1

      As it was written. good luck mahdi.@@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas

  • @killeanmcchesney5138
    @killeanmcchesney5138 Місяць тому +1

    Rofl if the screw fits then screw it in anyways