Honestly I'm incredibly proud of a lot of the batshit insane accomplishments humanity has racked up but it only adds to the disappointment when we do something incredibly fucking stupid.
@@imasspeons imagine how big E feels knowing the true potential of humanity and seeing what they do constantly. no wonder he just sit in that chair deep in depression.
@@loft777 "i'm so sick of this heresy bullshit, do you think if i just sat down and stop moving they'll pretend i'm dead." "oh they somehow got even worse..." "i guess i'll just keep siting here now. I dont care anymore"
This is legit the best animated Emperor I have ever seen. Not that he gets animated often (he can't move EHEHEHEH) But that is part of the point, I love seeing in flesh Emperor doing his thang
The fact the Emperor of all people is praising humanity for making lemons, when in the phrase they're a metaphor for our problems, is a level of poetic I can't get enough of
I know right! the last bit of "LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS.... WE INVENTED THEM" has so many interpretations, and the whole thing is somehow still in character for the Emperor. This is a god tier shitpost and I meant that in the most honest praise way.
Not really. They're metaphor for bad situation THAT can be turned to your advantage or that you can escape with your smarts and labor. He means that life gave us EVEN LESS and we're still here.
@@TheArklyte That what I mean with has so many interpretations and they all fit. For me the intended interpretation was "life didnt even give us lemons to make lemonade with, we made our own lemons" as a way to show the resilience of mankind and its technological prowess.
Humans inventing Lemons: Damn we f*cked up, this is so bitter i cant even eat it! Also Humans: Hold on Hold on ... i think we can still salvage this... *proceeds to make lemonade*
Just like we gave ourselves climate change and then immediately cleaned up our act and became an ecologically sustainable civilization. wait that's not right
"Thus, Mankind is responsible for creating the mightiest of fruits, an eternal testament to our ingeniuty, prowess, and birthright to the domain of the galaxy" Rogal Dorn, Codex Citrorum
@@LordCrate-du8zm "Lord Magos, I am all for the consecration of the blessed machinery, but why for this blending apparatus in particular?" _pan to a gigantic juicer being anointed with lubricants, given wax seals, and surrounded by techpriests slowly swinging lit exhaust-shaped censers towards it, blanketing the overengineered blender gently with scented smoke_ "...Knowledge may be divine, but it may be for the best to not ask questions you are not prepared to have the answers for."
There are two kinds of 40k fan animations: 1.) Big budget movie quality spectacle that would put James Cameron to shame, all done by one guy. 2.) A few frames of the Emperor hip thrusting the air repeatedly. Both are high art.
I like to think that part of his enthusiasm is the sheer joy he feels at learning something completely new for the first time in 10s of thousands of years.
I like to think that he does not realize we were also the ones to invent the saying of "if life gives you lemons", so for him the fact that we invented lemons is like a way huger humanity win over nature than it is since there are many more plants we "created"
Unironically, Emp's design here is just chef-kiss. The manic energy he portrays as he is SO HIGH off of sheer belief in mankind's capabilities and future is also so spot on. And the thrusts. Those divine thrusts. Truly, I couldn't have asked for better.
I do really wish we got more cannon looks behind the emperors facade sometimes. I mean, he's the closest personality wise to a modern guy. I know the mystique is kinda the point, but I'd like to know what kinda stuff he found funny.
@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Considering he grew up in ancient times, and the fact that the oldest known joke is a fart joke, it should be obvious. Emps would probably laugh his golden ass off at a good fart joke. Maybe thats how they finally wakes him up completely, just by having Guilliman fart in front of the Golden Throne. :P
@@The_KeeperI’d say that all the years of maturity and learning as well as the development through the future would change that but… does it ever for humans? I dunno but I definitely could see an offensive fart joke related to Nurgle getting his approval.
"if you don't like the problems we create, just wait until you see our solutions" ~ a representative of the Holy Inquisition in service of the Golden Throne, probably
@@voximperatoris1175 mankind: we create the problems so we can create solutions, also we try making things idiot proof, but we also keep making better idiots so what I'm trying to say xeno is I'm about five seconds away from combining a lemon, spoiled milk, and a bunch of sand into a monster and squirt into someone's eyes and it is going to probably be you
Lemons aren't metaphor for problems, lemons are metaphor for problems that you can do something about. Meaning that in his words, humanity had no problem left that it couldn't fix. But okay 👌
I'm in love with this rendition of The Emperor as this manic mad scientist who holds great pride for even the most mundane of humanity's achievements. I prefer this to the stoic, brooding version everyone else depicts him as.
The Emperor's a complicated bloke, so I can imagine him going from stoic, brooding version when he's with Malcador (planning for the future) to the manic scientist when he gets a few seconds of downtime with his Custodes or Perpetuals.
Well I got news for you, both versions canonically exists sometimes even at the same time in the same room. The Emperor's mastery over the warp makes a veil that makes everyone see the Emperor as a version they would admire, thar's why he's able to please literally everyone, and why everyone has a different version of the emperor.
tbf while minor to most people because of how mundane they appear alot of the minor things we hold for granted show off our complete mastery over nature like WE MADE A FRUIT we took the natural process of species surviving by developing minor mutations AND MADE IT A SOUR FRUIT. what other species has just said "i dont like the food we have a almost unlimited supply of and can create at basically will....screw it ima make a new one" like its mundane to us but it requires us to literally create exact specifications to genetically modify a orange to CREATE A WHOLE NEW FRUIT...and to top it all off IT SUCKS SO WE DID IT BECAUSE WE COULD. and dont even get me started on spices the level to which humans can use the building blocks around them is so amazing. to be able to harness the chaos of reality a bunch of random variables floating around in space time and what are we able to do with these? MAKE FRUIT THAT SUCKS. humanity can be so cool when we aren't killing each other
I can imagine the Emperor of Mankind broadcasting this manic speech into the minds of all Imperial subject simultaneously, complete with the New World Symphony in the background.
Evolution of philosophy 1 When life gives you lemons make lemonade. 2 When life gives you lemons EAT THEM. 3 When life gives you lemons make life rue the day it dared to give you lemons. 4 LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES.
5. when life gives you bitter oranges and citrons, make lemons and squirt them into life's eyes 6. when life gives you bitter oranges and citrons, gaslight life into think it gave you lemons and say Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
@@eggwulf2374they are bananas but bananas are also genetically modified. In fact, it is the most genetically modified food and all we ever get are clones of clones.
the fact he is almost inmortal and has witness humanity for +50k years but still just found out this recently and it gave him such a sudden inspiration boost its funny(?
Given that the Primarchs are facets of him, that means, by reverse, he has *all* their traits. The man both loves Humanity (Vulkan), but is willing to sacrifice what he has to (Peter Turbo) or use whatever tactics necessary (Kurze) to get the job done.
From what little I know of The Emperor, that's literally what he is. A multi-millenia-old human who has been a symbol of humanity so long that he is a god of "humanity" the same way Poseidon is a god of the sea.
@@counterstriker500 As much as a good chunk of modern black library authors are still trying to paint him as a shit parent, from early books and codex info we do know he parented about as well as he could while managing a massive multi-system empire and dealing with 21 kids (well 16, he didnt bother to parent angron and alpharius got the dad-treatment by Malcador)
Have you listened to the Wizards Last Ryhmes by Rhapsody? Its a metal version of Dvorak's 9th and it goes HARD. It's also the theme of the Bosnian Knight of Ignis
“And so said the Emperor of Mankind, beloved by all, that the core tenet of His Imperial Truth was that lemons, as a prime example of the dominance of Man over the Alien, shall be squeezed into the eyes of all that would do mankind harm.”
I can't stop watching this. Just a masterful performance that really sells how earth-shattering this revelation is. The eye twitching, the gratuitous amount of spit being flung into the camera which itself is exactly where it needs to be, it's all great.
0:16 is glorious The radiance of sudden realization cascades from the Master of Mankind's face like the first light of a newborn star Truly, the Emperor is the pinnacle of humanity
I genuinely couldn't tell which way this was going, due to how the Imperium hates mutants. All up to "WHICH MEANS" I thought he was going to scream about wanting to burn them like Cave Johnson.
Big E didnt personally have any (major) problems with mutants or aliens. Its just cus lorgar being the religious piece of crap he is, made everyone belief big E is a god and from there. Everyone believed that anything deviating from human must be purged
@@anonimanonim2710funnily enough yes; even though that’s the LAST thing he wished to be. Also a part of the reason he is so powerful is the Orks. They have this ability where whatever they believe, becomes reality. These Orks have battled the Imperium enough to know how powerful the Emperor is and truly believe that he’s as powerful as a god-thus, making him as powerful as a god.
Juxtaposition of this resplendence and grand revelation with him rambling next to some rando techpriest in an empty room in the very next shot is a comedic genius I will never get tired of. It's perfect beyond words. It's Alfabusa level of perfect in-character comedy.
@@wigligigly3375I mean, Bananas as we know them don’t occur naturally. They’ve all been genetically modified by humans and aren’t able to grow naturally.
@@BrianHall33Lorgar’s episode is gonna be him whining to Big E about how he’s definitely a god who should be worshipped, then cutting to Monarchia in flames.
"Better yet, why did you make me believe in a God just to prove to me that religion is stupid?" -Uriah continued to say calmly as he walked into said burning church.
"Because this story we're in is just a gussied up example of what every internet argument between religious edgelords _think_ they're having against atheist edgelords, when the reality is those all have less dignity than an animated video of me hip-thrusting to the skewering of an old truism like it was a profound realization. Now here, let's share these graham crackers and marshmallows and make smores from the smoulders of your burning metaphor, I mean 'church.'"
After listening to this glorious speech by the Emperor of Mankind, Belisarius Cawl took the message to heart and spent the next 10 millennia innovating for humanity
The Mechanicum: “So…we’ve read your report on your time spent with the God Emperor…and…” The One Tech Priest: “Yes. He did. He said that about lemons and thrusted for 13 whole minutes. Idk man…..”
Considering his age, its entirely possible the Emperor predates the existence of lemons So with that in mind, he probably saw a lemon for the first time and was just like "hey new neat fruit" and just assumed they were from Somewhere Else™ And now here he stands, nearly 40,000 years later, in awe that even before our first golden age, Man was truly capable of great things all along
The pelvic thrusts are REALLY what elevates this from a mere celebration of man's ingenuity to a glorious declaration worthy of being shouted by the Emperor of Man himself.
POV: *it is the last episode of If The Emperor Had Text-to-Speech device, The Lion is found in the Warp with the fruit of life by Corax and Vulkan, the Emperor is revived, and with his mind and soul in one piece he immediately starts telling Dorn why the fruit of life was NOT a lemon while trying to do as many squats as he can (he skiped leg day for the past 12000 years) .*
Interesting fact. btw still waiting for the emperor text-to-speech device Jamaica return by the way since technically is not the last episode that's on indefinite
If it were possible to visit the 40k universe, I would love nothing more than to go there long enough to mass broadcast this video across the Imperium, laugh maniacally while the Inquisition completely loses their shit, and then flee very quickly.
The Emperor: "My Golden Throne should be fine...as long as nobody tears open a hole to the Warp." Magnus: "Question!" The Emperor: "What's your question, Magnus?" Magnus: "I've torn open a hole in the Warp." The Emperor: "...what?" Magnus: "Tzeentch told me to." The Emperor: "Where!? Where did you tear open a hole to the Warp!?" Magnus: "I have done nothing but rip holes in the Warp towards Terra for three days."
Despite any suppously mistake or bad decision the Big E did, he believed in us as specie until the very end, and gave up everything for the dream of a safe future. If that isn't love, don't know what it is!
@@tristanband4003 Young Cave: If life gives you lemons make lemonade. Old Cave: If life gives you lemons don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don't want your damn lemons. What am i supposed to do with these? I wanna see life's manager. He will rue the day that he gave Cave Johnson lemons. I don't remember the rest.
@@temkin9298 i'm not sure myself but i think it went like this: "... Make life rue the day he gave Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who burns your house down! With the lemons! I'll have my scientists build me a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
At this point, I don't know whether I should keep watching this video to admire the animation, the emperor himself, or just the fourth movement of Antonin Leopold Dvoràk's New World Symphony.
I like to imagine he called Belisarius Cawl and told him to come to earth for something really important. Cawl assumes it has something to do with the golden throne and after a long space flight arrives at the palace only to hear this.
@@williamswensenmotta1692 "Ha, so much for machines being better than the already powerful biological enhancements I have given them. Honestly they're so into machines I half thought they would have joined the mechanist in worshipping their 2011 Honda Civic." Lmao
i love how he just found out this randomly during his time as the emperor like he isn't alive since the birth of humankind and probably saw the creation of lemon and/or discover them himself
No way he just found out. Like 99% chance he was there when they invented the lemon. He figured it out 3000 years before the other guy but knew that reason and science surely empower mankind to do it on their own.
The lemon thing is actually a pretty good alegory for the Emperor and his sons. Like lemons, the Primarchs were not created by nature, but bred by the emperor. Some lemons are good, perfect even, like Vulkan, and then there are the bad ones, like Fulgrim
We do actually need a studio trigger series about the emperor. I think it has potential as something meant to be silly and not taken entirely seriously or as definitive answers to lore.
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Fun fact. the bitter orange is also a cross breed between a pummelo and a mandarin. So humanity built the very foundation that the lemon stands on.
The emperor gonna thrust the warp itself, next with this newfound information
Wow
So GMO’s are nothing new and have been around for thousands of years? See people? Nothing’s wrong with them in the first place!
0:18
@@ferdiansyahrakha138slaneesh will stop being horny after the god emperor of humanity hipthrusts his tool
The hip thrusts are truly the thrusts of an emperor.
I wish they were directed at me-
@@Berd-Wasted. Say what?
Move yo body fr
@@Divine_general_raga I SHALL THRUST HARDER
@@-Flip_reset- OH NO
The Emperor being unreasonably proud of humanity for inventing lemons themselves instead of just finding them is totally in character for him
Honestly I'm incredibly proud of a lot of the batshit insane accomplishments humanity has racked up but it only adds to the disappointment when we do something incredibly fucking stupid.
@@imasspeons imagine how big E feels knowing the true potential of humanity and seeing what they do constantly. no wonder he just sit in that chair deep in depression.
@@loft777 I wouldn't get up if I were him either.
@@loft777 "i'm so sick of this heresy bullshit, do you think if i just sat down and stop moving they'll pretend i'm dead."
"oh they somehow got even worse..."
"i guess i'll just keep siting here now. I dont care anymore"
@@oscarlove4394 more or less, lol
*"Life never gave us lemons, we gave lemons LIFE"*
Absolutely beautiful rendition of big E
Wise, inspirational and absolutely insane.
This is legit the best animated Emperor I have ever seen. Not that he gets animated often (he can't move EHEHEHEH) But that is part of the point, I love seeing in flesh Emperor doing his thang
That's definitely TTS big E
It reminds me so much of his version in the Parenting universe Alfabusa made, absolutely insane, while also smart as hell@@laughingman7467
@@laughingman7467
Big E in dawn years.
Bro just had the biggest brain blast in history and even emoted no wonder he is the emperor of humanity
I'd vote for him.
@@unreeeal493 No need to vote, the Unification Wars and Great Crusade were enough.
@@unreeeal493it's a dictatorship, you can't vote
*mankind
EMPEROR?? NO!!!!!!! HE IS THE GOD EMPEROR YOU HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just imagine the spirit of Cave Johnson smiling, knowing that he can finally rest peacefully.
A more fitting reaction for him would be to immediately fire whoever invented the lemons..
and *then* rest peacefully
If we can invent lemons, then we can surely invent a combustible lemon!
@@nm5329 well, he can rest peacefully because his aoutomated robots could find whoever first invented the lemons or hunt down his descendants.
Omg Big E is Cave Johnson XD
"So I just found out." - A being who has existed since the Neolithic Period.
Listen, he was very busy, he's catching up on a few things.
@@clem-lv2rw he was busy watch the terminator holo-videos
Maybe he wasn't with the civilization that invented lemons at the time.
@@heheheha1997 He is known as The Anatolian, and citrus fruits originated from Southeast Asia so this adds up.
I'm sorry the GOD EMPEROR OF MAN BELOVED BY ALL existed during the Neolithic period?!
The fact the Emperor of all people is praising humanity for making lemons, when in the phrase they're a metaphor for our problems, is a level of poetic I can't get enough of
I know right! the last bit of "LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS.... WE INVENTED THEM" has so many interpretations, and the whole thing is somehow still in character for the Emperor. This is a god tier shitpost and I meant that in the most honest praise way.
Not really. They're metaphor for bad situation THAT can be turned to your advantage or that you can escape with your smarts and labor.
He means that life gave us EVEN LESS and we're still here.
@@TheArklyte That what I mean with has so many interpretations and they all fit. For me the intended interpretation was "life didnt even give us lemons to make lemonade with, we made our own lemons" as a way to show the resilience of mankind and its technological prowess.
If we invented something, we can destroy them too. That's the message!
@@TheArklyte Something something Men of Iron revolt, something something rise of the Imperium.
We gave ourselves the lemons and then made lemonade. Humanity truly is the best.
Nah, bro : Human Potential is the best but Humanity is crap.
@@Kaito57if there are people who use that potential to the best they can, humanity isn't crap by default 🥱
@@Kaito57How tf do you even separate these two things you filthy idealist
Humans inventing Lemons: Damn we f*cked up, this is so bitter i cant even eat it!
Also Humans: Hold on Hold on ... i think we can still salvage this...
*proceeds to make lemonade*
Just like we gave ourselves climate change and then immediately cleaned up our act and became an ecologically sustainable civilization.
wait that's not right
My loyalty to the emperor was immeasurably bolstered just now
Morale taken care of 👌😂
For the emperor, I shall make a fruit even greater than a lemon.
@@dknighton100like the Carolina Reaper of Lemons. Tartest of Tart. You become a Warheads logo.
@Davidofthelost good god, man! The emperor would definitely approve
In him we thrust
I like to think that the emperor is exactly like this 80% of the time, it’s just he hides it behind his psychic “mask.”
"Thus, Mankind is responsible for creating the mightiest of fruits, an eternal testament to our ingeniuty, prowess, and birthright to the domain of the galaxy"
Rogal Dorn, Codex Citrorum
Glad to see Dorn updating us even beyond the grave
Glad to see another TTS Dorn reference here. Bravo
@@imasspeons YES!
-Rogal Dorn
@@NanoNovaBlast "No." - also Rogal Dorn
@@guardianofthetoasters2323
He's being dead... in the pretend
I love the tech priest just standing there idly while the Emperor has the biggest revelation of the century right next to them
"My lord, why is this relevant?"
"MAKE ME THE BEST FUCKING JUICER IN THE GALAXY, I'M MAKING SOME GODDAMN LEMONADE!"
Someone had to work the Spotlight.
@@LordCrate-du8zm
"Lord Magos, I am all for the consecration of the blessed machinery, but why for this blending apparatus in particular?" _pan to a gigantic juicer being anointed with lubricants, given wax seals, and surrounded by techpriests slowly swinging lit exhaust-shaped censers towards it, blanketing the overengineered blender gently with scented smoke_
"...Knowledge may be divine, but it may be for the best to not ask questions you are not prepared to have the answers for."
“…and we’re _sure_ this guy’s the Omnissiah?”
These comments are golden like the emperors armor
There are two kinds of 40k fan animations:
1.) Big budget movie quality spectacle that would put James Cameron to shame, all done by one guy.
2.) A few frames of the Emperor hip thrusting the air repeatedly.
Both are high art.
*high* art indeed.
Of course they are. It is art of the Emperor of mankind and all other art is suspect.
Yes two...
(Hides away all the slaanesh animations)
XD @@NOOB-ps8km
have you seen that one space marine playing epic sax guy. That's the third one
"I'm gonna get the adeptus mechanicus to invent a combustible leman that burns prospero down!"
I understood that reference
always warms my heart to see a Warhammer animation...
Won't be long until this is copyrighted by GW and forced to be taken down.
@@juzzi137That will make it canon
@@kleszczoros4885even better
@@juzzi137Not really?
Flashgitz still exists lol.
@@Berd-Wasted.
They sell merch
Flashgitz somehow got away with it
I like to think that part of his enthusiasm is the sheer joy he feels at learning something completely new for the first time in 10s of thousands of years.
For me it's the idea that humanity is in control of it's destiny, not waiting for like to give us lemons.
Memento Mori.
I like to think that he does not realize we were also the ones to invent the saying of "if life gives you lemons", so for him the fact that we invented lemons is like a way huger humanity win over nature than it is since there are many more plants we "created"
Unus annus
@@ulli-dulli333 Memento Mori.
Unironically, Emp's design here is just chef-kiss. The manic energy he portrays as he is SO HIGH off of sheer belief in mankind's capabilities and future is also so spot on. And the thrusts. Those divine thrusts. Truly, I couldn't have asked for better.
Emperor protects.
I do really wish we got more cannon looks behind the emperors facade sometimes. I mean, he's the closest personality wise to a modern guy. I know the mystique is kinda the point, but I'd like to know what kinda stuff he found funny.
@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong
Considering he grew up in ancient times, and the fact that the oldest known joke is a fart joke, it should be obvious.
Emps would probably laugh his golden ass off at a good fart joke.
Maybe thats how they finally wakes him up completely, just by having Guilliman fart in front of the Golden Throne. :P
@@The_KeeperI’d say that all the years of maturity and learning as well as the development through the future would change that but… does it ever for humans? I dunno but I definitely could see an offensive fart joke related to Nurgle getting his approval.
@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Closest to a modern guy? Not really lol
“A Lemon is a mighty fruit”
- Rogal Dorn M42
I love how perfectly Warhammer this is as a metaphor
"We invented our own problems, and I couldn't be prouder"
To him, the ultimate sign of man's domination of the universe is if we no-selled everything it threw at us and our biggest problems were man-made
"if you don't like the problems we create, just wait until you see our solutions" ~ a representative of the Holy Inquisition in service of the Golden Throne, probably
@@voximperatoris1175Ordo Xenos and Ordo Malleus in a nutshell
@@voximperatoris1175 mankind: we create the problems so we can create solutions, also we try making things idiot proof, but we also keep making better idiots so what I'm trying to say xeno is I'm about five seconds away from combining a lemon, spoiled milk, and a bunch of sand into a monster and squirt into someone's eyes and it is going to probably be you
Lemons aren't metaphor for problems, lemons are metaphor for problems that you can do something about.
Meaning that in his words, humanity had no problem left that it couldn't fix.
But okay 👌
LIFE DIDNT GIVE US LEMONS
WE GAVE LEMONS LIFE
Damn!
I feel like a mother now...
I'm in love with this rendition of The Emperor as this manic mad scientist who holds great pride for even the most mundane of humanity's achievements. I prefer this to the stoic, brooding version everyone else depicts him as.
The Emperor's a complicated bloke, so I can imagine him going from stoic, brooding version when he's with Malcador (planning for the future) to the manic scientist when he gets a few seconds of downtime with his Custodes or Perpetuals.
And i love both versions equally
With the theory that he is split into multiple pieces when he nearly died to FUCKING HORUS, this is very likely.
Well I got news for you, both versions canonically exists sometimes even at the same time in the same room.
The Emperor's mastery over the warp makes a veil that makes everyone see the Emperor as a version they would admire, thar's why he's able to please literally everyone, and why everyone has a different version of the emperor.
tbf while minor to most people because of how mundane they appear alot of the minor things we hold for granted show off our complete mastery over nature like WE MADE A FRUIT we took the natural process of species surviving by developing minor mutations AND MADE IT A SOUR FRUIT. what other species has just said "i dont like the food we have a almost unlimited supply of and can create at basically will....screw it ima make a new one" like its mundane to us but it requires us to literally create exact specifications to genetically modify a orange to CREATE A WHOLE NEW FRUIT...and to top it all off IT SUCKS SO WE DID IT BECAUSE WE COULD. and dont even get me started on spices
the level to which humans can use the building blocks around them is so amazing. to be able to harness the chaos of reality a bunch of random variables floating around in space time and what are we able to do with these? MAKE FRUIT THAT SUCKS. humanity can be so cool when we aren't killing each other
I can imagine the Emperor of Mankind broadcasting this manic speech into the minds of all Imperial subject simultaneously, complete with the New World Symphony in the background.
Man the Warhammer 30000k times were wilding
Thank you for saying what the song playing is
@@GandalftheLego More specifically Symphony No. 9 - From the New World Movement 4 by Antonin Dvorak
Evolution of philosophy
1 When life gives you lemons make lemonade.
2 When life gives you lemons EAT THEM.
3 When life gives you lemons make life rue the day it dared to give you lemons.
4 LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES.
5. when life gives you bitter oranges and citrons, make lemons and squirt them into life's eyes
6. when life gives you bitter oranges and citrons, gaslight life into think it gave you lemons and say Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
between 2 and 3 there was the belief that you should make life take them back
dont make lemonade, make life take the lemons back!
"If you're dealt a buncha lemons, you gotta take those lemons and stuff em down someone's throat until they see yellow!"
@@noahhager1187big facts that quote gives me life and is up on my wall
He then began to make the most powerful genetically engineered lemons in the the galaxy
"They are my bulwark against overly sweet lemonade. They are the defenders of Vitamin C. And they shall know no expiration date!"
lemons that burn your house down
Ah yes, the custodes
@@eggwulf2374they are bananas but bananas are also genetically modified. In fact, it is the most genetically modified food and all we ever get are clones of clones.
What, he gonna squeeze it to Chaos Gods' eyes ?
“A lemon is a mighty fruit.”
- Rogal Dorn
"Pineapples are much more defensive than a pathetic lemon Dorn, and pineapples are much better on pizza, lemons can't do that."
- Magnus The Red
TTS 😋
@@ozfifer7392 I am fortifying this position!
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@wesleythomas7125 "That's a very nice beard you have Sir, I too have a beard."
I was looking for this quote in here.
The hip thrusts in time with the music are magnificent
Massively in character. Emps may be a fuckhead to individual humans, but when it comes to humanity as a whole he's the universe's biggest hype man
I mean, thats what you get after a few thousand years of living
@filipbitala2624 few hundred thousands*
To be fair, he's probably seen every iteration of human to ever exist, so that's fair. The collective matters more than the individual in his eyes.
The irony is that in the metaphorical context, he is proud that humanity invented it´s own problems.
@@unnamed1613 Like math.
the fact he is almost inmortal and has witness humanity for +50k years but still just found out this recently and it gave him such a sudden inspiration boost its funny(?
Over 500,000 years of babysitting humanity will cause someone to forget the origins of the lemon
He probably forgot. He was in still Anatolia when the lunatic farmer in northern India crossbreeded the bitter orange and the citrod back in 700BC.
lmao puts in perspective how old he is@@WeirdTale
Such inspiration, such humanity.
ALL HAIL, THE MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND
ALL HAIL THE MAN EMPEROR OF MAN KIND
ALL HAIL THE MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
ALL HAIL THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
yey
BANANA
"What is a lemon?"
-General Mars Manufacturer.
Primarch "is he... ok?"
Malcador "yeah, sometimes he screams bullshit and humps the air. You will get used to it"
That's not malcador, thats a tech priest, probably Archmagos Dominus Belisarius Cawl
@@snowrider187 Definitely Belisarius Cawl. Same amount of spider-like legs
@@preumsclassiques2654 I'm almost certain this is Arkhan Land.
@@ZeroCanalX Appropriate, since he's next to Jimmy Space.
@@ToaArcanThat is now my canonical name for the Emperor of Man Kind, ‘Jim Space, the second cousin of Jesus Christ and Conan the Barbarian.’
The Emperor as this hardcore humanist dork is my favorite interpretation of him
My personal favorite version is just this workaholic that tries to make everything work. Kinda like Gulliman
I think both these interpretations fit together. He's a workaholic propelled by his enthusiasm for humanity, for better and worse.
Given that the Primarchs are facets of him, that means, by reverse, he has *all* their traits. The man both loves Humanity (Vulkan), but is willing to sacrifice what he has to (Peter Turbo) or use whatever tactics necessary (Kurze) to get the job done.
He’s like humanity’s proud dad
From what little I know of The Emperor, that's literally what he is. A multi-millenia-old human who has been a symbol of humanity so long that he is a god of "humanity" the same way Poseidon is a god of the sea.
well he is humanity's father after all
Ironically, he's actually a terrible parent.
@@counterstriker500 As much as a good chunk of modern black library authors are still trying to paint him as a shit parent, from early books and codex info we do know he parented about as well as he could while managing a massive multi-system empire and dealing with 21 kids (well 16, he didnt bother to parent angron and alpharius got the dad-treatment by Malcador)
TTS Emprah is Canon Emprah in my heart.
The fact his eyes keep twitching shows how proud he is of us
Indeed
And the drugs
*Big E* on why humanity should rule the galaxy.
Humans are the greatest species in the universe and the emperor is the greatest of humans 💪😎
Yeah I love this video 😅
Mankind's birthright is every star in the galaxy, nothing less.
@@Lux_Ferox *universe
yeah i go big E on your momm-E
Imagine the Mechanicus finding a way to revive the Emperor, and this is what he does the moment he stands up from the Golden Throne.
It would be the most epic moment for mankind
"Ahh the Omnissiah is truly perfection"
" for the last century I've been thinking.......":
@@english3175"cool story anyway...*the video"
First thing he says," Where's my bitch of a son Horus?!".
You missed the opportunity to say: "Life never gave us lemons, we gave lemons life."
Dvorak's 9th symphony 4th movement is just perfection.
thank you for the source. I've heard it many times before but classical music is hard to remember the titles. Dvorak is an MVP of mine.
gotta love legend of the galatic heros for introducing it to me
Have you listened to the Wizards Last Ryhmes by Rhapsody? Its a metal version of Dvorak's 9th and it goes HARD. It's also the theme of the Bosnian Knight of Ignis
Thank you! It was eating at me I couldn't remember the name of this piece.
any time I hear this song I think of Augus.
“And so said the Emperor of Mankind, beloved by all, that the core tenet of His Imperial Truth was that lemons, as a prime example of the dominance of Man over the Alien, shall be squeezed into the eyes of all that would do mankind harm.”
Extremely Based 💪🗿
WITH THE PURE POTENTIAL OF HUMANITY
AND OUR DRIVE TO SPIT IN THE EYES OF NATURE ITSELF
I BLIND THEE, XENOS
The greatest weapons in the universe: Lemons.
~~Praise be to Space King~~
@@thereprehensible435EAT MY LEMONS SPACE COMMIES
Did anyone else get so inspired by the emperor's speech that they started spontaneously thrusting the air?
Oh my gosh I actually did and I barely realized it.
Make sure to do it in time to the music
No, I'm not hip-thrusting the air in a mcdonalds
@@hajimakairu5451 PFTTHASHHFHFF
@@hajimakairu5451 Yeah but you thought about it.
“When life gives you lemons, remember, life is weaker then us.”
Combining Spine_apples and Warhammer is like crossbreeding Bitter Oranges and Citron.
Truely a holy combination.
The last thing i expected going into 2024 but good God how welcome it is
This gets funnier when you realize that Cawl probably doesn't know what a Lemon is.
'Cause life never gave him lemons
Nonsense, I've been told he's attended many lemon parties.
The emperor is a glorified lemon it’s heresy if he hasn’t
Undeniable proof that Humanity are the true inheritors of the galaxy and the entire universe:
This is why humans deserve to rule over the stars 😎
“We were born to inherit the stars”
Counter point: Orkz iz da bestest.
Wait until you hear about Space Lemons AKA Splemons from Alpha Centauri
Now if only they would stop rebelling against their father 😢
I can't stop watching this. Just a masterful performance that really sells how earth-shattering this revelation is. The eye twitching, the gratuitous amount of spit being flung into the camera which itself is exactly where it needs to be, it's all great.
Facts
*“A lemon is a mighty fruit.“*
- Rogal Dorn
It helps make a divinely good tea
"Get in the iron juicer"
- Perturabo
His favorite
This, is true.
But have you ever eaten a tangerine?
0:16 is glorious
The radiance of sudden realization cascades from the Master of Mankind's face like the first light of a newborn star
Truly, the Emperor is the pinnacle of humanity
He always has been and always will be
Big E is so hyped to know this. Those glorious thrusts are those of a man proud of the achievements of his Empire.
A perfect analogy for humanity inventing all their problems then finding a way to take advantage of the situation the problem creates
I genuinely couldn't tell which way this was going, due to how the Imperium hates mutants. All up to "WHICH MEANS" I thought he was going to scream about wanting to burn them like Cave Johnson.
I was in kinda the same boat. I was like “mankind, in their hubris, gave lemons unto themselves”
Girly man gonna make some lemonade 😏
So the civilization led by a 50k+ years old, immortal man hates mutants?!
I mean, wtf do they think HE is?! God?!
Big E didnt personally have any (major) problems with mutants or aliens.
Its just cus lorgar being the religious piece of crap he is, made everyone belief big E is a god and from there. Everyone believed that anything deviating from human must be purged
@@anonimanonim2710funnily enough yes; even though that’s the LAST thing he wished to be. Also a part of the reason he is so powerful is the Orks. They have this ability where whatever they believe, becomes reality. These Orks have battled the Imperium enough to know how powerful the Emperor is and truly believe that he’s as powerful as a god-thus, making him as powerful as a god.
The shot at 0:15 is perfect. You could feel the Emperor's godlike resplendence as he declares his pride for humanity.
Juxtaposition of this resplendence and grand revelation with him rambling next to some rando techpriest in an empty room in the very next shot is a comedic genius I will never get tired of. It's perfect beyond words. It's Alfabusa level of perfect in-character comedy.
I wish I could like this comment but it is at the funny number
I firmly believe Lemons are the Emperors favorite thing to eat and it bled into why he wears a suit of golden armor as well as his Custodians
Lmao I’m going to start calling Custodes Lemons instead of bananas now
@@wigligigly3375I mean, Bananas as we know them don’t occur naturally. They’ve all been genetically modified by humans and aren’t able to grow naturally.
Funny fact he's like 4,000 years old
He’s actually 50,000 years old
@@LordCrate-du8zm Coz he was born in 10,000 BC, and it's canonically 40,000 AD.
You can just *feel* your loyalty to humanity rising by the hip thrust.
I never expected Warhammer 40k content here but I love it
Same, what's next? Tzeentch Shenanigans?
@@LordCrate-du8zmJUST AS PLANNED
@@LordCrate-du8zm a new series: The Primarchs Once Said
It is truly a blessed day
@@BrianHall33Lorgar’s episode is gonna be him whining to Big E about how he’s definitely a god who should be worshipped, then cutting to Monarchia in flames.
"Ok but what does that have to do with you burning down my church?" -Uriah said calmly.
"Better yet, why did you make me believe in a God just to prove to me that religion is stupid?" -Uriah continued to say calmly as he walked into said burning church.
"Because this story we're in is just a gussied up example of what every internet argument between religious edgelords _think_ they're having against atheist edgelords, when the reality is those all have less dignity than an animated video of me hip-thrusting to the skewering of an old truism like it was a profound realization. Now here, let's share these graham crackers and marshmallows and make smores from the smoulders of your burning metaphor, I mean 'church.'"
"Because I burned it... WITH LEMONS! Yeah, I invented combustible lemons, just so I coud burn your house down!"
@@Guymanbot97Jesus that is some god type shit to do. Make you believe only for you to in time learn that belief without evidence is stupid lmao.
After listening to this glorious speech by the Emperor of Mankind, Belisarius Cawl took the message to heart and spent the next 10 millennia innovating for humanity
Primaris Lemons, y'all.
And also making his own brain a hybrid fruit in a way.
The Mechanicum: “So…we’ve read your report on your time spent with the God Emperor…and…”
The One Tech Priest: “Yes. He did. He said that about lemons and thrusted for 13 whole minutes. Idk man…..”
“How many people did he kill this time?”
“About 522, Magos”
“well, at least it’s better then when he found out about watermelon.”
Truly the most inspiring thing that Mankind has ever done.
I love how canonically unhinged big E is.
Living for like 45k years does that to a dude-
@@Jörmungandr645 She 45k on my Emperor until I Mankind
Considering his age, its entirely possible the Emperor predates the existence of lemons
So with that in mind, he probably saw a lemon for the first time and was just like "hey new neat fruit" and just assumed they were from Somewhere Else™
And now here he stands, nearly 40,000 years later, in awe that even before our first golden age, Man was truly capable of great things all along
that would be accurate since i think its implied that he was born either in or around the neolithic era
I think about 8000 BC@@heliosjollywolf9552
@@heliosjollywolf9552 Yeah, around the 8th Millennium BCE. He also predates the mutation of lactose tolerance
@@worldlinezero4783 a shame he didnt sped any of that time figuring out how to actually rule an empire
The empror being lactose intolerant is a hilarious concept@@worldlinezero4783
Skitarii:
My Lord, I was just asking you if you wanted to see this new STC I rediscovered
The pelvic thrusts are REALLY what elevates this from a mere celebration of man's ingenuity to a glorious declaration worthy of being shouted by the Emperor of Man himself.
The emperor being so prpud of humanity he has to VIGOROUSLY air thrust several times is now a canon thing he does
0:15
This is the single most inspiring shot I have ever seen.
POV: *it is the last episode of If The Emperor Had Text-to-Speech device, The Lion is found in the Warp with the fruit of life by Corax and Vulkan, the Emperor is revived, and with his mind and soul in one piece he immediately starts telling Dorn why the fruit of life was NOT a lemon while trying to do as many squats as he can (he skiped leg day for the past 12000 years) .*
This makes so much sense
Don't forget scratching his now existing nose (damn Nurgle!)
Interesting fact.
btw still waiting for the emperor text-to-speech device Jamaica return by the way since technically is not the last episode that's on indefinite
If it were possible to visit the 40k universe, I would love nothing more than to go there long enough to mass broadcast this video across the Imperium, laugh maniacally while the Inquisition completely loses their shit, and then flee very quickly.
“He was once quite possibly the funniest man I’ve ever known.”
-Erda looking back at the summer of ‘69
1969?
@@tristanband4003 ua-cam.com/video/1i0i5lG6Ojc/v-deo.htmlsi=FNLKvn0H7lqbgQvX
Damn straight brother, he lived through all of human history
Erda mentionned, trash character and poor storytelling detected
@@nonuchelepreux207 No shit, it’s universally accepted that she’s trash.
But it is funny that the Emperor is a sex haver
@@tristanband4003 no, the summer of 69
"This is The Emperor of Mankind"
"Dear GOD"
*"There's more"*
*_"NOOO"_*
"This is a bucket"
The Emperor: "My Golden Throne should be fine...as long as nobody tears open a hole to the Warp."
Magnus: "Question!"
The Emperor: "What's your question, Magnus?"
Magnus: "I've torn open a hole in the Warp."
The Emperor: "...what?"
Magnus: "Tzeentch told me to."
The Emperor: "Where!? Where did you tear open a hole to the Warp!?"
Magnus: "I have done nothing but rip holes in the Warp towards Terra for three days."
I would die for that man a million times if my soul would let me.
For the the big e
Ollanius pious energy
The Krieger mentality
It is a shame I can give but one life to big E
Despite any suppously mistake or bad decision the Big E did, he believed in us as specie until the very end, and gave up everything for the dream of a safe future. If that isn't love, don't know what it is!
I WOULD TRUST THIS MAN WITH MY LIFE
meaning that you don't already??
here inquisitor, here is the heresy.👆
As someone who has devoted himself to Cave Johnson's teachings, this changes EVERYTHING
Life according to Cave Johnson, summarized?
@@tristanband4003
Young Cave: If life gives you lemons make lemonade.
Old Cave: If life gives you lemons don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don't want your damn lemons. What am i supposed to do with these? I wanna see life's manager. He will rue the day that he gave Cave Johnson lemons.
I don't remember the rest.
@@temkin9298 i'm not sure myself but i think it went like this:
"... Make life rue the day he gave Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who burns your house down! With the lemons! I'll have my scientists build me a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Honestly it’s a genius metaphor for how we will blame something else for the suffering we caused to ourselves
god i miss if the emperor had a text to speech device this is the knowledge that the emperor would absolutely know
JUST AS THE GOD EMPEROR INTENDED
At this point, I don't know whether I should keep watching this video to admire the animation, the emperor himself, or just the fourth movement of Antonin Leopold Dvoràk's New World Symphony.
I can't tell you how thrilled I was to hear the first moments of Dvořák's work. The Emperor protects.
The emperor protects.
I like to imagine he called Belisarius Cawl and told him to come to earth for something really important. Cawl assumes it has something to do with the golden throne and after a long space flight arrives at the palace only to hear this.
"Ah yes, Emperor, truly wonderful. On an unrelated note, Ferrus is fucking dead"
“Oh… right… Ferrus… which one was he again?”
“The engineer one, my lord.”
“Wasn’t that Perturabo?”
"No. Ferrus Manus"
…
"The Gorgon of Medusa"
…
"Primarch of the Iron Hands?"
…
"You don't even remember him, don't you?"
...
"Yeah that tracks"
It’s primarch number 10
@@williamswensenmotta1692 "Ha, so much for machines being better than the already powerful biological enhancements I have given them. Honestly they're so into machines I half thought they would have joined the mechanist in worshipping their 2011 Honda Civic." Lmao
@@Esteban-nk3nm milord, that is the holiest of our artifacts. It predates the dark age of technology! All praise the saintest of Sedans!
i love how he just found out this randomly during his time as the emperor like he isn't alive since the birth of humankind and probably saw the creation of lemon and/or discover them himself
"A lemon is a mighty fruit." -Rogal Dorn
-"Sire, Horus just declared war on the imperium"
-"But does it involve lemons?"
“His Legion just seized the Great Lemon Plantationinum on Neptune.”
@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll”I WANT IT GONE SEND THE EXTERMANATUS”
"He´s claiming Limes are superior."
This is exactly the kind of content I was expecting when subscribing, thank you so much. (I'm in tears)
LEMONS! The pinacle of humanity achievement!
I feel morally obligated to give a W in the chat for humanity
This was so good. I had to download and save it. So the next time a relative or friend says "well life gives you lemons" I can pull up this video.
The funniest part about this is the fact that it's lore accurate.
Whenever he thrusts it matches the orchestra is just priceless 😂
Truly a holy masterpiece
It's a scientific masterpiece
Nothing holy about it
And once again the Emperor shows us that we are the architects of our destiny.
I love how the techpriest is just standing there, while just watching the emperor giving one of his most recent inspiring speech’s.
No way he just found out. Like 99% chance he was there when they invented the lemon. He figured it out 3000 years before the other guy but knew that reason and science surely empower mankind to do it on their own.
He probably just didn’t pay attention to the lore of lemons. He’s not exactly a leisurely guy.
For those of you who can't find the piece of music used here, it is "Symphony No. 9 From the New World" by Antonín Dvořák.
Thanks
Thank you my good man :)
@@TrueLocalEnthusiastI didn’t know you knew about 40k
I fucking love u THANKS
GOD BLESS YOU
The lemon thing is actually a pretty good alegory for the Emperor and his sons.
Like lemons, the Primarchs were not created by nature, but bred by the emperor. Some lemons are good, perfect even, like Vulkan, and then there are the bad ones, like Fulgrim
The Irony when Fulgrim spent his whole life chasing perfection xD
@@LeAnhThyEli He will never be Vulkan, though
In other words "when you fuck up. Make the best possible outcome of it happen."
When life gives you oranges , you crossbreed them to change this saying
Humanity forever
"My lord that's great and all but the Vengeful Spirit has entered orbit around Terra."
This made me laugh out loud
We do actually need a studio trigger series about the emperor. I think it has potential as something meant to be silly and not taken entirely seriously or as definitive answers to lore.
Warhammer began as a parody series, and really should embrace that now and then.
@@EMan-1920 They do kinda embrace it with the orks and the Cain books and the absolute insanity tgat is the whole series overall
I need more of the emperor being a deranged proud father to all of humanity and its achievements
This animation is amazing 😂