Shrek but every time he takes a STEP it gets 5% faster
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- Shrek but every time he takes a STEP it gets 5% faster
Disclaimer: I only counted the steps where you can physically see Shrek's feet touch the ground. Otherwise, I would have to assume exactly when he is taking a step which would have taken me 10x longer
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Shrek but every time he takes a step it gets 5% faster
40 million people: clicc
Uhm, yeh? Thats literally just you saying the video
thicc clicc
@@nazfx2648 yeah try commenting it under another video! (which is kinda funny and dumb too like this one) and watch the likes rise haha. This is a pretty unoriginal comment tbh
ikr, I saw it, accidently clicked something else, so I had to search it XD
Actually, as of 29.2.20, at 9:22 EST, it is 24.000.598 Cliccs
Step 1: Download video
Step 2: Slow the video down by 5% every time Shrek takes a step
Step 3: Profit
Stonks
Eeeegsactly
Actually, you would have to slow it down by approximately 4.7619% every time Shrek takes a step.
A similar example would be increasing the price of a $100 product by 50%. That would make it cost $150, but in order to return to the original cost you would need to decrease the new price by 33.3333%.
@@AgentOttsel ha
@@AgentOttsel Yeah, you're right cuz that's how percentages work. I forgot about that.
You know it's a genuinely great movie when you can see the character development and plot progression while sped up by 500%
Thanks
Lmao fr
@@shrekshrek chat is this real?
@@epiclyepicguy He is 🎂
There’s 3 levels
Before shrek walks with donkey: manageable
After shrek walks with donkey: no longer manageable but visually understandable
After volcano bridge scene: utter and absolute chaos
If you slow down the video speed half the movie is watchable
at the volcano scene they just said “djwisodokdsdkslqpewokfdkdkkwwokwjdmcmdkwoqpqowskdjdkdkkdowoqpqpwpwkdmcmcdkwkwowowosksmdkskekeke”
@@QuartetGhostwell now I need to watch it with 2x speed
There is utter chaos kinda, but then there is an easter egg at 9:10
Stage 4: SOMEBODY
Conclusion: Shrek walks a lot more than I realized in this movie.
This movie is godly it shows the love between friends lovers and enemy’s with animation and comedy a well known good combination to make a perfect movie and the jokes are so could that I laughed through the hole movie I couldn’t breath for eighty five minutes and after the movie I was paralyzed for twenty minutes now I thought all of this was the movie but turns out that same night I had a can of beer that had meth weed crystals inpheramine ketamine pain killers tiny doses of poison from dart frogs and I also drank some gas and then I had some oil then last but not least I had tranquilizer darts every fifteen minutes oh and pcp/angel dust with some coke cigars and now finally cigarettes but besides all of that this is a good movie
I was laughing my dumb White 13 year old 0.2 GPA ass off while writing the other comment
@@HaloofWar35276 thats what she said
@@xkaspergaming5668 thats what she said
@@cat.mp3 lies
Everyone: fast talking
Captions: fast rapping
*one "p"
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@@user-lp9ez4um7w Fast what? kkkkkkkkkkk
@@user-lp9ez4um7w OMFG 🫢
6:58
Donkey : pulls a lever
The puppets : sings the language of gods
This trailer spoils every part of the movie.
Lmao
This is the longest trailer ever.
Lol
@@anikahdunn4551 yeh 9 minutes
It’s not a trailer
When you realize he hardly steps at the start of the movie
That's what I was thinking lol
Bruh as a kid i thought that made a earthquake
Egg I am your 666th like
Wait a second....i saw you in another video before °-°
He has a midevil hover board
I love how youtube recommends me this after 6 years
Indeed
Yeah@@JuggR
Same
Same here lol
@@Firewolf_alpha lobo pidão auuuu
when you have a test and you are trying to summarise something but time starts running out:
Nobody:
Sims when you press the speed up button:
Ikr-
Hearts of Iron IV when you push the last time setting
Lol
made your comment 666
LMAO
26 million people thought this was interesting
It was
put in 2x playback speed
Ok I’m only not liking because you’re at 420 likes. Count me as another like tho
We need to know the truth normies will never know the truth because this is shrek
999 likes lolololol
5:07
Shrek: *Clear and hearable* Why are you following me??
Donkey: *Starts speaking japanese outta nowhere*
You know the yt recommendation system is broken when this comes up in your home page 💀
I’m pretty sure 50% of this is just Shrek passive aggressively power walking away from donkey...
that be true tho....
I agree
That’s a hella lot of steps...
Chris Cat It’s been a long time since I’ve seen him
Well all stars is 19.3’37979094076655052264808362369’%
Just realize the fact that you just watched a whole movie in 9 minutes
I watched it a quarter speed, so joke's on you
It's called a short
That should break a whole record of shortest 2 hour movie without skipping
Shrek speed run any% no cheats
What-
6:21 at 0.25x sounds like a conversation with two people with the worst mics ever conserved
6:50 - I love how, despite being set in medieval times, the carriages are in a paved parking lot with curbs! These subtle details are strangely hilarious!
Plus, the turnstile at 6:55.
Real sublte detail huh (the whole concept of shrek movies is about that lmao)
27 million people: that's why we connected the internet
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@@redcoldriver21 Саламалейкум, на работу пора
I shouldn't be asking this and I'm sorry. But can someone translate what's going on lol... Sorry for being nosey
@@woah4116 уже 27..
Huh
It’s 2024 and this is still getting recommended to me, with over 40 million views, what a masterpiece.
I can't believe I just watched the whole movie in almost 10 minutes 😂😂😂😂
The guy who made the subtitles: No need to thank me
(fast rapping)
(Faster rapping)
Why the hell dis you watch this? lmao
Jesus thank you for those likes..
Personal record
rifty army
Who else got this as a random recommendation from UA-cam?
nathan torres yup😂
Yep
nathan torres yep
Yuuup.
Me
It's pretty impressive that this video survived for 6 years because I thought UA-cam is going to copyright it
I like how it's kind of restrained until Shrek and Donkey meet and it goes off the rails, and starts to turn into a sorting algorithm
You know you’ve seen Shrek too many times when you can fully understand the plot and character development at this speed
N E V E R I N M Y L I F E H A V E I W A T C H E D S H R E K
I am
I watched Shrek with my family more than 24367224563235577 times
It’s like a tradition
Never too many times
@Alfie Chivers Oh yeah.. @Sparky Entertainment Studios did. I didn’t see that sorry
I felt like Flash
He takes a LOT fewer steps than I ever imagined, really...
Same i expected a lot more
4:39
Sorry. Ill tell him to try harder
Probably because CGI was hard to animate walking back in 2001
like your average Ogre-American?
Bro its at 1000% speed and then the S O M E B O D Y O N C E T O L D M E
It's crazy that watching this video just makes me remember watching this movie in full, word for word, but at the same speed as this video is going. I'll remember entire scenes in fractions of a second, and it's insane.
We all just watched the entirety of “Shrek” in less than 10 minutes.
And the first 5 minutes were just the intro of the movie
@Humantorsaurus Rex i did that then I watched again at 2x speed 🤣
the entirety of the bible*
JJtheLion haha yeah
Scout I can’t say I’m disappointed
they managed to cut an almost 2 hour movie into less than 10 minutes, AND didn’t get copyrighted. THIS is talent.
Ikr
No copyright because the video start at 5 speed when shrek come out of toilets
The pitch was higher and it's faster so it doesn't sound or look exactly like the original, so no copyright. Most pirated movie copies have bad audio on purpose.
666 likes
Oh gosh YES
I love how the credits took up like more then 10 seconds
POV: you started skipping the dialouge halfway through the game
6:13 Shrek: "shwablblaktpoajgkowbfoahfovubw"
Everoyne: *applause*
That is an actual demonstration of the power of fast shrekking. who wouldn't applause?
love him or hate him, he is spitting fax. deal with it
Eminem
@@cyberghost00 ikr captions say fast rapping
Profound words!
It's fascinating how they were speaking English in the beginning, Spanish in the middle, and Alien through the end.
Yeah it sounds like it
yep
The subtitles say they are fast rapping
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@taimrivera5956 so does that mean the entire Shrek movie is a rap because if so (Shrek theme intensifies)
"kdoasa maoong kruauda mussaaakiii"
-donkey
5:07
When you want to watch Shrek again, but only have 10 minutes to spare.
LOL
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣.
Ikr?!?
Fr
Literally me😂
As soon as donkey shows up this movie descends into madness
no it acends into greatness
It always has
Its just gibberish at that point
Yea and this edit doesnt help that
The loss rate from the compression makes it utterly uninteligable. If you slow it down at certain points no words are being said, and when you do hear words: it is infact a halucination.
Bro gave us the entire movie 💀💀
"i can fly!" "he can fly!" "thats right folk, im a flying talking donkey!" got me so cracked up💀💀
bro read your comment agian i think you messed up
“Hey mom, can we watch Shrek?”
“No honey, it’s past your bedtime.”
“But it’ll be quick!”
*This*
lol
I’m the 666 like >:)
@DeathLightPL That's 4.775 minutes.
@DeathLightPL a
oh, original, unlike 'mom 1 more vid' '10 hrs vid'
Wasn't all that noticeable at first.
Then Donkey.
yo your pfp is pretty cool
Ariba
True
Imagine this in a Lord of the Rings addition
@@tazzydevil6638 that would be chaos
this is actually how I watch it in my mind... like, if I were to "rewatch" the movie in my head, it would look like this
Me too!
I swear this movie has been altered in every way possible
What i find the funniest is that not even with such speed, movie credits are still painfully long
Just like any other credits
Nah the guardians of the galaxy game had long ass credits
@@Clem_Crawford sheesh, we got ass credits now too?
Where are we going next?
@@Clem_Crawfordand harry potter credits
spiderman credits too
“ what’s your special talent?”
“ i can watch the entire shrek movie in under 10 minutes.”
0:29 On subtitles
I can watch an entire movie in under five minutes
NEW RECORD
@@XisoMaster why is the whole first freaking part of the song on screen?
Me who puts the video on 2x speed: *Pathetic* >:3
shrek in 9 minutes is crazy
Bro, this is basically a free movie and OF COURSE IM GONNA WATCH THIS VIDEO
"Did u see shrek?"
"Yesn't"
“What was your favorite part?”
“When they said ‘fvjcjgcjgcufcdfhxsdgxfhgcjhvhbbvvjcfcgvvgdthdfhu’”
@LegendaryDoge outstanding job, ur contribution to society will be honoured
4th reply on a comment with 1K likes
Well, I actually watched it...like 50 times or something
But I don't wanna ruin the joke, so I'll shut up
Viet Ngo they’re speaking the language of the Sim’s
Legends slow down the speed to watch the actual movie.
RillaOkBoomer, ok well... I speed up the movie! Hahaha
I think I’m going to throw up
Thx good idea!!
...I tried slowing it down...
I ‘ m s c a r e d .
It just goes bzbzbzbzbzbvvbvbvbvbvbv vbbvbvbzbzbzvbzvb
I leave it just like it is, now i fell the world quite slow. Damn!
It automatically glitches and started playing in 2x speed I love that
I got recommended this on Easter today LOL
Somebody had to edit this. Somebody had to watch every time Shrek took a step on frame, cut it, wait till he took another step, cut it, increase the time in between, and repeat that hundreds of times. And they aren’t even being paid.
This is commitment. This is passion.
31million views is pretty good and it's a lot of videos could definitely add up
Actually if you get 1 million views in one month it's 7000 dollars if that's multiplied by 30 times
@@RavenTeamGyatt45 7k ??? LMAO
Thats not how it works lol. Ya get max 1.400. The more Adds u add the more u get.
@@MakeItWork256 everyone on Reddit and UA-cam knows I'm dumb
On top of that, I wonder if there were situations where they contemplated whether a step should count even though it wasn’t shown
*runs*
*movie ends*
666 likes
Shrek confirmed
PixPlayer no fifty trillion likes and besides there are fifty trillion people in the world lol
you have opened my mind great sir!
Mike D. LOLLL
Mike D. if I were Shrek and this was live I would keep. taking a step so this ends in 20 secs!
Incrível como eu entendi tudo, pois as falas ja estão na minha cabeça kakakaka
uh, si?
@@ronno7660the ignorance is unprecedented
@@DiggyPT Ah, Si!
@@ronno7660 é português seu filho da puta
@ronno7660 it's Portuguese, if I'm not mistaken and not Spanish, so it's "sim" not "si"
ME WHEN IM SKIPPING PARTS IN THE VCR BUT I ACCIDENTALLY GO TOO FAR
When you realize you’ve just watched an entire movie in under 10 minutes
SensFan29 watch in x2 speed
Holy shit I didn’t realize how many likes this got
:O
@@fame_cylo5707 I did
Am the 666th Like! :D
Man, the movie speeds up REAL FAST after shreck meets donkey.
It's because donkeys performance really MOVES him.
Edit: 1k likes? You people have no taste.
@@girraduck that's a good one well done 😭😭
Think how fast this would have gone by if it were Forrest Gump.
*shreck*
I saw this comment exactly when they start talking
I love how the relative time of this video can be graphed as an exponential function of this video vs actual shrek movie. at the half way mark, only about 20% of the movie or so had occured
If you make a "but every time donkey talks it gets 5% faster" it will end up in a minute.
“(fast rapping)”
*top 10 rappers eminem was to scared to diss*
The Carrot Sardine the thing is he shouldn’t diss anyone cuz he sucks
"So, Tell me what's your biggest achievement."
Me: "I watched a whole movie within the span of 9 minutes and 34 seconds."
*Yesn't*
Lol
Watches in 2x speed
@@izad524 dame
*Same
Just watch shrek walk over to something and he’ll do a little dance
I forgot how perfectly Eddie Murphy embodied Donkey.
And I forgot how gangsta Shrek was.
when your mom says 10 more minutes but you want to watch a movie
Yep
My mum said only 5 minutes.....this is bull😭
@@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart watch it in 2x speed
@@justchillinghereimnicole7394 facts true facts
Let's goooooo im the 1000th like
when donkey said “debajakskdsgsywgwfqystxtafqgs”
i really felt that 😔
spill the tea for real me too
Same bro that hit me in my feelins bro
I am so relating to this 😔
So sad 😔
i cried
At x2 speed, this is a work of art.
Dreamworks in the background:
Mmmm here it already smells like demand
you know this escalates quickly when we're halfway through the video and he's only just met Donkey
😅
The beauty of exponential growth
This is what we call a snowball effect
That'd percentages for you. They only work according to the size of the number they're being multiplied with
He really does step a lot near the half end
This makes you realize how much time shrek spends arguing with people 😂
Lol
hmm i`m the 666th like 😏
@@noswear2346 so u ded
@@dervolldrosten6320 hell yeah boiii been waitin on this for 24 years
WOHOOOOO
I thought you were Gordon Ramsey for a second just wanted to say that
i got lost just enjoying almost regular shrek for a second
You know.. the movie kind of starts out slow but then it really picks up!! Then before you know it, it’s over!! 10/10
subtitles: ( * _f a s t r a p p i n g_ * )
😂
*I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!* Lol🤣
LMAOO
XD
Xander Acevedo 4:50
Now we all found out how the voice lines in Sims are created.
Haha comety!
Or animal Crossing
My sim:hargedaroy
Other sim:hargedaroy dim has foj!
hello mr. shrek
ua-cam.com/channels/MMtdb0Bxe-nCic-3S9JtBQ.html
It's crazy, man. Your brain starts to move at the same speed as the video to keep up with the movie, and then when you pause, the real world seems uncomfortably slow. It's an awful feeling, really
That is just happened to me
Come to think of it, I've never fully watched Shrek despite having seen countless memes about it. This video is the first time I actually watch the entirety of the movie
I never realized how little we physically see him take a step😂💀
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@@TylerTMG what’s up with all the Ñs
Remember the part where he said “whdjijdisosuhdoaiahdisi”? It was so deep
You stole one of the top comments and worded it slightly different. What are you, Epic Games?
You mean when he was rapping fast
@@jmackpa30 a
is this a r/quityourbullshit momento
ayaya
My favorite part
Somehow I could still make out the "What are you doing in my swamp!?"
the captions the whole video:
*f a s t r a p p i n g*
Speed running Shrek:
Me: *Blinks*
Movie: You lost like 10 minutes of the film
That’s really how it was tho 🤣😂
😂😂
Ummm the movie is only 9 minutes tho but I'm not the boss
@@nbaker0079 he was talking about the movie. Not the video
NyamiMeow well if you put it at x25 its normal speed
lol i love the sped up, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!
When you only got 5 minutes...
2x speed: got your back bro
Well, I'll say this much: This is the first time I've sat through the entirety of Shrek's credits.
Btw look at how old this piece of art is
really? it's my favorite part
@@mooshmoosh_ It... is?
@@zephyrurchin4763 yes i also barely watch the rest????
I agree
Mum "We're leaving in ten minutes."
Me "let me just watch Shrek real quick”
In 2x speed it’s just 4:03 minutes
@@the-rogamer7955 Yes, that is how math works.
Shrek
@@Wrecker_1 shrek
Shrek.
How can someone keep up, its too slow , make it FASTER 😈
Donkey is somehow still 10x more terrifying and annoying at x speeds
Just to clarify this man watch the entire shrek movie while counting shreks steps now that commitment
and to split the video at every point where he does and run the calculation for 5 percent each time
nah that would be illogical he probably had used coding or had some software to do it for him
@@madebybeev3940 “used coding” lol
@@ShadowCube264 lol x2
@@madebybeev3940 i watched the entire movie and counted every step
My mom: "What are you watching?"
Me: "Shrek, it's almost over."
Mom: But Shrek still hasn't met Donkey.
Alvaro Rey me: well See shrek got donkey and ate him
Fun fact: the universe has expanded by 23480.76 miles as you finish this video and watch the whole 9:34 seconds
Formula: 41.9 miles per second (universe expansion/second) multiplied by 560.4000 (9.34 minutes) = 23480.76
I love how it felt the same as watching shrek just a little missing from the conversation
People in 1950: i imagine how technology is gonna be like in 70 years!
*technology in 70 years:*
**ppl wtching shrek fast**
Y E S
This video was made in 2017, not 2020, so your joke makes no sense
Mason2ou Markud ok sorry genius, then make that, in 67 years*
You understand that you did math for this comment right?
Now do "shrek but every frame shrek is on scene, it gets 50% faster"
NinjaPuppy that’s gone last 1 damn second😭
Nice profile picture
So a 2 second long video then?
@@beverleythomas8146 Name of my sextape
Ye
When it was going rlly fast at the beginning of the wedding then the dragon landed and it went back to normal speed and said SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
the amount of respect i have for you putting in captions..
Me: “ mom can we get a movie?”
Mom: “no we have movies at home”
Movies at home:
Lol
Omg! That is sooooooo true!
by the end of the movie
mom : well wasn't that a good movie
me : mom wha-
You calling this low quality?
life back play it on x0.25 and u will get close to shrek
Anyone else surprised at how watchable this movie still is even at 400-500% speed?
So watchable it feels illegal
@@Pandabearisloved1621. piracy 4 life
It's a masterpiece. But of course not because of the animation or whatsoever. The work on the plot and the character development was greatly done.
This is actually about 1,000% speed!
U can’t watch it
Lol
**slowly starts speaking a language beyond human comprehension**
Shrek gave me nothing but pure nostalgia, adventure, happiness and laughter, hunger, and well hope. I the franchise😢and it's gonna hurt even more to see it end.😭