THE WORST INTERNET SAFETY VIDEOS

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  • @spyw6re
    @spyw6re 6 років тому +4920

    -R u a dirty girl?
    -No, I just took a shower! :)

  • @nikistorey9972
    @nikistorey9972 5 років тому +2068

    Nonce: “Your favourite movie is Mean Girls and you play tennis”
    The girl: :0

    • @vorlox5094
      @vorlox5094 4 роки тому +22

      She is a movie 😫

    • @izan5519
      @izan5519 4 роки тому +7

      your*

    • @killjoytw1nk
      @killjoytw1nk 4 роки тому +9

      ua-cam.com/video/-FdKPEA17m4/v-deo.html
      (I'm sorry)

    • @nikistorey9972
      @nikistorey9972 4 роки тому +1

      mara _ A fellow Jacksfilms fan, thank you I’m dumb af

    • @to_scol3687
      @to_scol3687 4 роки тому

      Damn bro thats epic

  • @Maru-pp7pl
    @Maru-pp7pl 5 років тому +1233

    I forgot to turn my privacy settings on and loverboy murdered me with a plastic bag...

    • @thepaperempire7954
      @thepaperempire7954 4 роки тому +70

      Tesco's carrier bag*

    • @hunterhasalife21
      @hunterhasalife21 4 роки тому +19

      How do u know I have a dog that's the most common pet u can ask for someone can just guess like what

    • @ReddestOfPens
      @ReddestOfPens 4 роки тому +12

      @@thepaperempire7954 IKEA Tesco's carrier bag*

    • @craigory9826
      @craigory9826 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @aurorasarah3807
      @aurorasarah3807 4 роки тому +3

      @@hunterhasalife21 Mate what

  • @ScreebExplosion
    @ScreebExplosion 5 років тому +2293

    I was playing GTA a few days ago and found someone called “Loverboy”

    • @lk3034
      @lk3034 4 роки тому +39

      ProgressiveInsurance correct

    • @CreepsNet
      @CreepsNet 4 роки тому +75

      Alex Jordan Leviticus nobody cares whether you asked or not

    • @eleanor3871
      @eleanor3871 4 роки тому +10

      💀💀

    • @yese3064
      @yese3064 4 роки тому +6

      @@CreepsNet I care

    • @miaoux6122
      @miaoux6122 4 роки тому +5

      r u n

  • @thezenarck5509
    @thezenarck5509 5 років тому +2672

    R u a dirty girl
    No, I am a nun, the lord has blessed me, so indeed I am a clean lady

    • @rubyyates4778
      @rubyyates4778 5 років тому +91

      *best. religious. joke. ever.*

    • @daisymay6684
      @daisymay6684 5 років тому +32

      God bless

    • @erihussain8007
      @erihussain8007 5 років тому +20

      @@daisymay6684 bless you child

    • @vixxiiestixx
      @vixxiiestixx 5 років тому +9

      lmfao

    • @Rampz
      @Rampz 5 років тому +8

      I just made a video on anti-bullying, trust me it will make you laugh

  • @emperorreign6154
    @emperorreign6154 6 років тому +3452

    Plot twist: loverboy was merely enquiring about her personal hygiene, and wanted a completely innocent normal picture to prove this, only for her to harshly call him a loser? Only one person needs reported and blocked for bullying and it ain’t loverboy. Poor guy. Hang in there buddy.

    • @unoriginalchannel6312
      @unoriginalchannel6312 5 років тому +221

      Emperor Reign Not only a loser but also a pervert which loverboy swiftly denied, knowing he’s only respected women and he’s in a loving relationship himself, more guys like loverboy need to exist. Hope he gets justice on that horrible girl

    • @sabu6199
      @sabu6199 5 років тому +118

      Emperor Reign 1 like=1 prayer 🙏
      RAISE AWARENESS TODAY.

    • @DemetriusDrekin01
      @DemetriusDrekin01 5 років тому +20

      Emperor Reign lol

    • @retroplayer8131
      @retroplayer8131 5 років тому +100

      And his name was loverboy as he loved animals but there wasn’t enough spaces to type animals

    • @gavinsfriend5972
      @gavinsfriend5972 5 років тому +2

      No u

  • @abigail2313
    @abigail2313 5 років тому +1139

    Guy: you play tennis
    Girl: *almost faints*

    • @monkeyl-
      @monkeyl- 5 років тому +1

      @@crazylady6974 he didn't mean that probably but okay lol

    • @vilmot.4567
      @vilmot.4567 5 років тому +6

      @@monkeyl- thats the joke

    • @Rampz
      @Rampz 5 років тому +2

      If you like videos like this, you will find my latest video hilarious

    • @solivaqaant8863
      @solivaqaant8863 4 роки тому +6

      @Ramos no. stop. get some help

  • @cortanatheai6103
    @cortanatheai6103 4 роки тому +2345

    "never use a username that tells if you're a boy or a girl"
    I took it one step further by never looking like a boy or a girl

  • @marykatew
    @marykatew 5 років тому +4682

    Nonce: r u a dirty girl?
    Me: _I haven't showered in 8 years_

  • @uhno1957
    @uhno1957 6 років тому +2575

    **eats pop tarts**
    *I S A W Y O U R W I L L Y*

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 5 років тому +40

      I'm eating a poptart right now... Oh god.

    • @Le_Pidgy
      @Le_Pidgy 5 років тому +21

      This is litreally discord, you are tryna eat something then you get dmd that they sae your willy.

    • @ariane8851
      @ariane8851 5 років тому +28

      your willy’s rubbish

    • @JaydensJayden
      @JaydensJayden 5 років тому +2

      throws pop tarts at the wall scared to fu##ing death

    • @Xx_FadedTurd_xX
      @Xx_FadedTurd_xX 5 років тому +17

      _your willy is rubbish_

  • @ryanlovesmicrowaves
    @ryanlovesmicrowaves 5 років тому +1455

    “the more you learn the more you know”
    “the snow is snowier”
    “every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes”

    • @SnoodleMcDoodle
      @SnoodleMcDoodle 5 років тому +54

      “people die if they are killed...”

    • @adrianascarvalho
      @adrianascarvalho 5 років тому +30

      “Gay men aren’t attracted to woman”

    • @Rampz
      @Rampz 5 років тому +2

      If you like videos like this, you will find my latest video hilarious

    • @JoeMAMAkim
      @JoeMAMAkim 5 років тому +10

      Rampz no

    • @semrohir5856
      @semrohir5856 5 років тому +9

      “Gay men are attracted to other men”

  • @lovelyorsummeridc.3153
    @lovelyorsummeridc.3153 4 роки тому +730

    12 year old minecraft gf: wait, your 12 right?
    47 year old man: p e r h a p s

  • @smallpupper
    @smallpupper 5 років тому +3599

    if someone called "Loverboy" messaged me i'd probably troll them

  • @saraha8305
    @saraha8305 5 років тому +3152

    This isn’t internet safety. This is common sense.

    • @maxcaulfield5500
      @maxcaulfield5500 5 років тому +54

      But its like basic sense, the dumbest person knows it

    • @makchot3263
      @makchot3263 4 роки тому +14

      No shit Sherlock

    • @hanniioz
      @hanniioz 4 роки тому +2

      so true

    • @no-ti2pj
      @no-ti2pj 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr lol

    • @able814
      @able814 4 роки тому

      i’m ur 1000th like B)

  • @darcy3941
    @darcy3941 5 років тому +1709

    The predator was called "Candy seller" now that shows how bad predators are at making up names XD

  • @mrmixolydian
    @mrmixolydian 4 роки тому +208

    Nonce: "Your favourite movie is Mean Girls."
    Me: "You just described every high school girl ever."

    • @InhumanFan98
      @InhumanFan98 3 роки тому +8

      Nonce "You like tennis"
      Me: "so does alot of people do, whats your point?"

    • @Pissmaster2000
      @Pissmaster2000 3 роки тому +4

      Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

  • @lemonke3774
    @lemonke3774 5 років тому +694

    Thank you for censoring the “loser” in the thumbnail. I didn’t want to be exposed to any vulgar language.

    • @misiondanbeats
      @misiondanbeats 4 роки тому +8

      Ikr

    • @bigcheesey98
      @bigcheesey98 4 роки тому +27

      Watching with my family I’m glad they didn’t see that in the thumbnail

    • @stoplightgaming2302
      @stoplightgaming2302 4 роки тому +24

      If someone called me a "loser", I would be sure to tell my parents and report the mean comment.

    • @brockriley-i5v
      @brockriley-i5v 4 роки тому +7

      YeA IM 6 anD i dONt lIke dAT worD cUZ its BAd!!!
      Lol

    • @idealistic6440
      @idealistic6440 4 роки тому +2

      lmao

  • @LeoGuidi
    @LeoGuidi 5 років тому +596

    Soccer-girl 05: *blocks*
    Loverboy: reality is often disappointing

  • @schmid1.079
    @schmid1.079 6 років тому +1531

    8:52 Did... did he get arrested for watching girls play volleyball? I guess I'm a criminal then.

    • @andreaslindsalu9406
      @andreaslindsalu9406 6 років тому +25

      Yes

    • @yesno5095
      @yesno5095 6 років тому +202

      I guess my p.e. teacher is gonna be arrested for going to my friend's volleyball game.

    • @emperorpenguinwithahammer7313
      @emperorpenguinwithahammer7313 6 років тому +140

      My p.e teacher told us to watch girls play volleyball on youtube to improve our form. *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @siouxuois4636
      @siouxuois4636 6 років тому +53

      yOu fRiCkn' nOnCe

    • @lvnxx4534
      @lvnxx4534 6 років тому +21

      Reported to my dad that works at epic games, your gonna get banned!

  • @Leon-sm1zl
    @Leon-sm1zl 4 роки тому +198

    2:44 as If loverboy wasn't sketshy enough, this dude is called player69

    • @to_scol3687
      @to_scol3687 4 роки тому +1

      Damn bro thats epic

    • @themanwiththeplan728
      @themanwiththeplan728 4 роки тому +3

      @@to_scol3687 Holy God it's the King of England

    • @lemondigit7309
      @lemondigit7309 4 роки тому +1

      @@themanwiththeplan728 here is the king of England hanging out with people on the internet

    • @Thingsrblx
      @Thingsrblx 4 роки тому +1

      @@bloopergaming2329 how do you do that it's so cool

  • @airmasteravrolancaster
    @airmasteravrolancaster 5 років тому +2596

    We had to watch the safety video at my school and everyone in my class couldn't stop laughing.
    Edit: Not the memulous video the safety video.

    • @anonymouslykind8981
      @anonymouslykind8981 5 років тому +122

      Did they call an ambulance for the Cringe induced coma?

    • @giggitygee7279
      @giggitygee7279 5 років тому +26

      T.B.B no1 which one

    • @guess3694
      @guess3694 5 років тому +9

      P

    • @soapbros3826
      @soapbros3826 5 років тому +61

      Many a year ago my IT teacher showed us matt thought he knew and it was absolute bullshit quality even then

    • @hello-ny7hg
      @hello-ny7hg 5 років тому +16

      We watched the 2nd one before is class

  • @timmydirtyrat6015
    @timmydirtyrat6015 7 років тому +176

    "Should I report this man who molested me to the police? Nah, I'll just give him a shit Yelp review."

  • @hmmyesinteresting
    @hmmyesinteresting 7 років тому +5098

    *I feel safer already*

  • @ItsKitSama
    @ItsKitSama 4 роки тому +196

    The most life threatening words I’ve ever heard “cya loser!” How will be ever recover from that?

  • @wolfhunter712
    @wolfhunter712 5 років тому +1193

    "This was invented in 2012 before common sense was invented"
    -Memeulous 2019

    • @thegreatarcana
      @thegreatarcana 5 років тому +29

      The video was made in 2017 but sure whatever

    • @croissantman3046
      @croissantman3046 5 років тому +15

      *2017*

    • @CASphysics
      @CASphysics 5 років тому +3

      Wolf Hunter bruh

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 5 років тому +6

      Wolf Hunter 2017* but sure ig

    • @Rampz
      @Rampz 5 років тому +3

      I just made a video on anti-bullying, trust me it will make you laugh

  • @God-eu6sz
    @God-eu6sz 5 років тому +685

    "blonde blue eyed babe" clearly trying to assert their dominance by calling themselves aryan

  • @mernky3562
    @mernky3562 6 років тому +238

    The moment you register with the name “LoverBoy” you can no longer be 15 miles within distance of a school

  • @sparklestarspompomunicorn
    @sparklestarspompomunicorn 4 роки тому +154

    'how do you go from 'how old are you' to 'are you a dirty girl' in a few messages?!'
    _omegle_

  • @lolipopglitch8633
    @lolipopglitch8633 5 років тому +1429

    How people think 13-16 year old people choose usernames: loverboy
    How it would be: gayboi 38

  • @b1ank3d56
    @b1ank3d56 6 років тому +2472

    2012 comebacks: Cya, Loser!
    2018 comebacks: no u

  • @fwishhy
    @fwishhy 6 років тому +1917

    *this video was claimed by loverboy*

    • @thebeezlie1242
      @thebeezlie1242 5 років тому +7

      Kwoi In Hell why am I seeing your profile picture everywhere

    • @SteampunkAxolotl
      @SteampunkAxolotl 5 років тому +1

      68th like

    • @unknowngamez1832
      @unknowngamez1832 5 років тому

      CHANGE YOUR PROFILE TO SHAGGY

    • @monopurple
      @monopurple 5 років тому +1

      @@thebeezlie1242 What does the profile mean and who is in the profile? Just wondering

    • @lilygrace826
      @lilygrace826 5 років тому

      Kwoi In Hell lol

  • @vermilisix
    @vermilisix 4 роки тому +65

    "I freaked. How did he know I had a dog?"
    Dogs are common pets. He could easily have guessed

  • @neddoo
    @neddoo 5 років тому +615

    Then imagine hearing your dad just laughing while you're texting a "girl"

    • @redlyriot2326
      @redlyriot2326 4 роки тому +6

      Oh no...

    • @TokenyYT
      @TokenyYT 4 роки тому +58

      Imagine breaking up with your Minecraft girlfriend and then you hear your dad crying downstairs

    • @redlyriot2326
      @redlyriot2326 4 роки тому +8

      @@TokenyYT I heard that on before lol

    • @to_scol3687
      @to_scol3687 4 роки тому

      Damn bro thats epic

  • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
    @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 6 років тому +958

    I can’t believe this!
    That girl just called LoverBoy a loser! That’s cyberbullying!

  • @aquadraws7969
    @aquadraws7969 6 років тому +305

    I remember in 4th grade, we watched an internet safety vid at school and it had an old man pretending to be 13 in it. Later that day me and my friend were playing Roblox. She started to talk to this random guy and suddenly asked “Are you an old man?”

  • @chairishcloud
    @chairishcloud 4 роки тому +84

    This 11 year old was streaming making slime and someone said: “Do you wanna meet up in a dark alley with no parent supervision” 💀💀 like what

    • @coltrop3038
      @coltrop3038 4 роки тому +20

      That would've most probably been a troll.

  • @Unnecessarilylongexplanations
    @Unnecessarilylongexplanations 7 років тому +482

    If loverboy texted me I wouldn't respond and just wait for a creepy response, screenshot it, and make a meme out of it

    • @blitzy7742
      @blitzy7742 7 років тому

      FlametheSeraph that made me lol

    • @zararara841
      @zararara841 7 років тому +1

      Is you profile pic from hellsing ultimate?

    • @Unnecessarilylongexplanations
      @Unnecessarilylongexplanations 7 років тому +3

      Sunny Shooter maybe ... ;D

    • @zararara841
      @zararara841 7 років тому +2

      FlametheSeraph yep,that's definitely pip bernadotte

    • @video-lame5010
      @video-lame5010 7 років тому +1

      FlametheSeraph that’s what i was thinking hahahah

  • @warmateo6261
    @warmateo6261 6 років тому +202

    7:16 top ten saddest anime betrayals

  • @futfreezepolitano1665
    @futfreezepolitano1665 7 років тому +446

    Lover boy: are you a dirty girl
    Me: well I haven't had a shower in a week

  • @skg3213
    @skg3213 4 роки тому +70

    This was made in 2012
    Before common sense was invented

  • @Doc_Fox
    @Doc_Fox 5 років тому +127

    "Its just natural selection at this point." -Memeulous

  • @Baylike
    @Baylike 7 років тому +2312

    *nice video Memeulouslikes2play*

    • @gary4130
      @gary4130 7 років тому +25

      *nice video Jorgelikes2play*

    • @engaherovaalen2922
      @engaherovaalen2922 7 років тому +1

      Baylike nnam e

    • @fmey7876
      @fmey7876 7 років тому +3

      Ur a funny guy
      NOT

    • @realestofmordreds
      @realestofmordreds 7 років тому +3

      sad nonces like this live in my country help

    • @TechJames
      @TechJames 7 років тому +6

      Ayy, it's that irrelevant guy that roasted Ryan franklin

  • @thebahooplamaster
    @thebahooplamaster 7 років тому +1991

    Worst internet safety videos?
    More like best internet safety videos. If they played these in class, everyone would be cracking jokes, while the teacher is yelling at everyone to take it seriously. These videos make memories!

    • @bockbock2121
      @bockbock2121 7 років тому +2

      thebahooplamaster p

    • @samiam4773
      @samiam4773 7 років тому +72

      Stop explaining my childhood.

    • @spookmilk6423
      @spookmilk6423 7 років тому +7

      Why do I always see you in the comment section

    • @DEATH2MATT
      @DEATH2MATT 7 років тому +12

      blocked and reported

    • @l9mit
      @l9mit 7 років тому +1

      oh hey it's you again

  • @muhmemedvevo9430
    @muhmemedvevo9430 4 роки тому +40

    *dont call loverboy at 3am GONE WRONG COPS CALLED AMBULANCE CALLED*

  • @marleyholcomb8308
    @marleyholcomb8308 6 років тому +720

    3:08 Player69-

    • @ColonThree-q3b
      @ColonThree-q3b 6 років тому +21

      Ah Yes, it was ahead of its time

    • @vaasmontenegro9488
      @vaasmontenegro9488 6 років тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @ruby3105
      @ruby3105 6 років тому +3

      he tryna 69 like tekashi call him papi-

    • @kryptochris9046
      @kryptochris9046 6 років тому

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @ruby3105
      @ruby3105 6 років тому

      @@kryptochris9046 (;;

  • @bibasik7
    @bibasik7 6 років тому +231

    The reaction after the guy said "your dog is so cute" is gold.

  • @_______7852
    @_______7852 5 років тому +571

    If some said to me;
    *I’m A fRiEnD oF yOuRs*
    I would literally say
    “Make better friends then, bruv -hangs up-“

  • @theonlycaamz
    @theonlycaamz 3 роки тому +28

    "anyone named loverboy is a certified nonce"
    drake: oh fr?

    • @transsexualcomrade
      @transsexualcomrade Рік тому

      yeah actually drake could be a nonce it was rumored he groomed millie bobby brown

  • @gamershyy
    @gamershyy 6 років тому +305

    "Hello Alice."
    Me: Hangs up.

  • @killme3950
    @killme3950 5 років тому +538

    Why did it take me so long to notice that he blurred out the word “loser” in the thumbnail

    • @whoeven9890
      @whoeven9890 5 років тому +1

      I just realised

    • @gamergamer7508
      @gamergamer7508 5 років тому +5

      Lmao loser was probably get em age restricted in UA-cam's current state

    • @sjk66
      @sjk66 5 років тому +1

      Kill Me I thought it said a swear word at 1st

    • @ubasher962
      @ubasher962 5 років тому +1

      You have a cute dog

  • @Kai-zz3no
    @Kai-zz3no 5 років тому +543

    Why hasn’t anyone noticed that on the second video the player is called Player69
    69
    6 9

  • @steel.croissant
    @steel.croissant 4 роки тому +23

    The girl in the video: *intruder at back door*
    Ad: *Wanna buy Hitman 2?*
    Yes

  • @hannalester8010
    @hannalester8010 6 років тому +371

    Are we all just going to pretend to not notice that the last ones email was CandySeller74?

    • @crookedteeth5052
      @crookedteeth5052 6 років тому +3

      Hanna Lester lmaooo

    • @omarmansuri7099
      @omarmansuri7099 6 років тому +9

      Even I was surprised he didn't make fun of that one after absolutely thrashing loverboy

    • @centosx6643
      @centosx6643 6 років тому +3

      It was so stupid his brain blocked it

    • @amanc9835
      @amanc9835 6 років тому +1

      Hanna Lester dead

    • @millie2360
      @millie2360 6 років тому +1

      Holy shit. How long will it be until people use the name "KidLover123" as their username?

  • @samistrash6262
    @samistrash6262 5 років тому +633

    "Never let your username tell people of you're a boy or if you're a girl"
    *But what if you can't tell either?*

  • @FRAPPEFIZZYY
    @FRAPPEFIZZYY 5 років тому +168

    “Your favorite movie is mean girls” this girl has the mean girls ds game on their webspace pubic page

    • @MarshalaYams
      @MarshalaYams 5 років тому +2

      @Athena Watts yea, it's hard to find

    • @aeadpenci6809
      @aeadpenci6809 5 років тому +5

      Whenever someone talks about mean girls i think
      *dang dang diggity dang dang dang*

    • @flora534
      @flora534 5 років тому +5

      Elisea Blue wrong movie lol

    • @MarshalaYams
      @MarshalaYams 4 роки тому +1

      @Athena Watts because apparently it's a horrible game and no one wants it. Considered lost media.

  • @SamIsNotACritic
    @SamIsNotACritic 4 роки тому +53

    Drake's upcoming album is apparently gonna be called "Certified Lover Boy"
    ...What is he trying to tell us

  • @Bane352
    @Bane352 6 років тому +245

    Some roblox girl named
    "Sexy blue eyed babe"
    Was actually a man so i reported her

    • @ilostmykeys1887
      @ilostmykeys1887 6 років тому +6

      ‘Her’?

    • @Bane352
      @Bane352 6 років тому +1

      @@ilostmykeys1887 typo

    • @ilostmykeys1887
      @ilostmykeys1887 6 років тому +1

      Ah. Gotcha.

    • @user-ux4ow7do6h
      @user-ux4ow7do6h 5 років тому +2

      Biggest concern isn’t the catfish
      It’s the fact of why you play roblox

    • @ImInSpainWithoutTheS
      @ImInSpainWithoutTheS 5 років тому

      @@user-ux4ow7do6h what's wrong with that?? If you're a nonce then that's a reason but other that what is wrong?

  • @spiderycider
    @spiderycider 5 років тому +288

    in the second one
    their name is literally "player69"
    I would have trolled them

  • @Sabrina1377
    @Sabrina1377 7 років тому +805

    *opens up a word document* TIME TO BULLY MYSELF

    • @immortal_morty1347
      @immortal_morty1347 7 років тому +7

      TypeONegative 1377 i love u

    • @aqe435xs5
      @aqe435xs5 7 років тому +1

      How do u write in bold lol seriously tho I need to kno

    • @iikorayoutpriv
      @iikorayoutpriv 7 років тому

      OMGaming put **asterisks** around a word.

    • @aqe435xs5
      @aqe435xs5 7 років тому

      Pl4tinum. L4dy
      *thanks m8*

    • @maxprentice6962
      @maxprentice6962 7 років тому

      Omg I got like no 500 so satisfying

  • @xeoney
    @xeoney 4 роки тому +18

    At the end of one of those Internet Safety assemblies, the guy basically said we weren't allowed to talk to, play with or have any friends online. Mate, you're literally asking me to get rid of my only friends.

  • @TheGoldSwordSquad
    @TheGoldSwordSquad 7 років тому +255

    The other day someone came up to me and told me my favourite singer was Avril Levine. I was absaloutley SHOOOK

    • @thatoneguy.788
      @thatoneguy.788 7 років тому

      Brilliant I would be to

    • @taimoorahmed3426
      @taimoorahmed3426 7 років тому +11

      *Shooketh

    • @mirrorama
      @mirrorama 7 років тому +2

      Keyfur 06_Highlight mate are you for real?

    • @chewitmerchant8901
      @chewitmerchant8901 7 років тому +8

      Your favourite singer is Avril Lasagne

    • @hi-dg5kr
      @hi-dg5kr 7 років тому +2

      Brilliant more like dumb, learn how to spell absolutely first, Lmao just a joke, it was probably a typo.

  • @youtubeuser838
    @youtubeuser838 6 років тому +134

    I’m enjoying my Saturday by laughing at memeulous all day

  • @freyas7799
    @freyas7799 7 років тому +151

    Sad thing is, half of these internet safety videos were shown to us at school.

  • @jetbvideos7861
    @jetbvideos7861 4 роки тому +34

    The fact that my dads WiFi password is lover boy is scary

  • @one_man_community
    @one_man_community 7 років тому +135

    Your right this isn't stuff kids would do....
    My nan puts out this stupid information and meets up.

    • @symbolz9095
      @symbolz9095 7 років тому +2

      I'm calling the grammar police! It's "you're" not "your"

  • @Ziaxx
    @Ziaxx 7 років тому +1100

    “Memeless” i still cant get over that 😂

    • @vapehut2326
      @vapehut2326 7 років тому +54

      S O M E G A Y Y O U T U B E R N A M E D..... "M E M E L E S S"?

    • @thatoneguy.788
      @thatoneguy.788 7 років тому

      Ziaxx agreed

    • @anthonyboi.649
      @anthonyboi.649 7 років тому +6

      M A S S I V E C U N T

    • @Ziaxx
      @Ziaxx 7 років тому +3

      TR0P1CAL PLAYZ heyy lol, dude i legit i basically live on youtube😂, im on here all the time, i watch sooo much stuff lol,

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 7 років тому +2

      This youtube-this gay youtuber named..."Memeless?"

  • @JoeyTheGreat
    @JoeyTheGreat 6 років тому +213

    4:22 imagine him saying “ Dad ?”

    • @2000four
      @2000four 6 років тому +5

      30 but if he said dad? i would die

    • @Lui12330
      @Lui12330 6 років тому

      Sinra Industries he said daddy 😂

    • @FF-yd4ni
      @FF-yd4ni 6 років тому

      @@Lui12330 "he was thirty" is what he said :v

    • @FF-yd4ni
      @FF-yd4ni 6 років тому

      But "he was thirsty" would also fit...

    • @ijustwannasleep16yearsago3
      @ijustwannasleep16yearsago3 6 років тому

      @@FF-yd4ni I thought he said "It was Dirty.."

  • @mannyheffley4599
    @mannyheffley4599 Рік тому +11

    Damn this was five years ago?? I missed this guys old content

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 6 років тому +83

    "cya loser"
    But...but that's cyberbullying...
    *_THAT VIDEO IS CONDONING CYBERBULLYING AAAAAA_*

  • @t33nspirit3d
    @t33nspirit3d 5 років тому +152

    Nobody talking bout the bad acting
    Also the guy killing her with a bag
    She couldn’t possibly move
    @candyseller74

    • @kirakiradiary
      @kirakiradiary 4 роки тому +1

      Sam, I guess so my sister’s waifu is a communist?!

    • @wallawisquadmusic6108
      @wallawisquadmusic6108 4 роки тому

      If your email is Candyseller I’m going to assume you are trying to sell me dope and brov ima act that way

  • @MaryPoggers
    @MaryPoggers 7 років тому +388

    *B E G O N E N O N C E*

    • @ight5457
      @ight5457 7 років тому +1

      Josie Brady aw

    • @cobaliciousd3233
      @cobaliciousd3233 6 років тому +1

      Josie Brady i was thinking the same thing at work

  • @microwave8931
    @microwave8931 4 роки тому +8

    The most iconic duo: Loverboy and Player69

  • @sobecksisters
    @sobecksisters 6 років тому +376

    if someone i didn't know called me, I asked who they were, and they said 'A friend' I would hang up.
    *jOkEs On YoU i HaVe No FrIeNdS*
    ahHAAAAAAAAAAAAA-haha ...
    :,)

    • @KennyLastname
      @KennyLastname 6 років тому +1

      Oof

    • @NebulaOldChannel
      @NebulaOldChannel 6 років тому +1

      Same. The whole comment I’m just... same.

    • @belleyu9357
      @belleyu9357 5 років тому

      I actually want to try that. Someone calls me;
      *Them:* _Im a Friend :)_
      *Me:* Jokes on you I have no friends
      *Hahdgshnanshdbdhnejshqjshfbdhdhhsjsbdhabedhhdbwjdbu jsakiexj hahahahahah*

    • @dragonheart5194
      @dragonheart5194 5 років тому

      1 reward of having no friends

    • @retroplayer8131
      @retroplayer8131 5 років тому

      I’ll be your friend mate

  • @samscenefordummies8706
    @samscenefordummies8706 6 років тому +204

    *"Don't use a username that tells your gender"*
    *IT'S IMPORTANT*
    Kidnapper: So it's a girl? That means she's not a Robert, Steven, William, Noah, Liam, James, Logan * continues *

    • @retroplayer8131
      @retroplayer8131 5 років тому +5

      Wait soooo um.... I can’t use DuckMaster?

    • @mackenzierynebagtong8549
      @mackenzierynebagtong8549 5 років тому

      I use different obscure names

    • @minacudia13
      @minacudia13 5 років тому

      ...

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 5 років тому +12

      So we're down to Lily, Lucy, Lydia, Olivia, Nadia, Daniella, Maddie, Mia, Tia, Rosie, Rachel, Renae, Sadie, Sydney, Summer, Shalissa, Bartholomew, Anna, Aaliyah... [proceeds to name every single girls' name that ever existed]

    • @goofiestgooober
      @goofiestgooober 5 років тому +6

      I think I’m pretty unidentifiable with my name and Doritos profile picture

  • @xxfoxy_playzxx2226
    @xxfoxy_playzxx2226 5 років тому +469

    Her: I'm a blue eyed blonde babe
    Me: I'm a green eyed brunette evolved homospian

  • @bigcheesey98
    @bigcheesey98 4 роки тому +11

    Nonce:“I know your favorite movie”
    Girl: *cries*

  • @puffishe
    @puffishe 5 років тому +204

    Alice’s “friend” sounds like freakin Severus Snape XD

  • @michaelpatras9970
    @michaelpatras9970 6 років тому +420

    I like how they handcuffed the dude and all he did was throw the volleyball back😂

    • @someturkishguy8638
      @someturkishguy8638 6 років тому +6

      Michael Patras you are so right😂

    • @bri8410
      @bri8410 6 років тому +41

      Michael Patras are you saying throwing a volleyball isn't a high federal offense???

    • @mermaidmoongoddess
      @mermaidmoongoddess 6 років тому

      They looked at one of the players picture

    • @basicallycloudy1111
      @basicallycloudy1111 6 років тому +18

      Moral of the story:
      *NEVER THROW BACK A VOLLEYBALL OR BE ARRESTED*

    • @MrSchplingle79
      @MrSchplingle79 6 років тому +21

      Remember kids, throwing a volley when you're older than 15 is a *F E D E R A L O F F E N C E*

  • @afraa9315
    @afraa9315 7 років тому +291

    you're my fave youtuber now

  • @bennettfoster4271
    @bennettfoster4271 4 роки тому +57

    "No one calls themselves Loverboy"
    Lance McClain must feel real bad rn

  • @unclekidd9030
    @unclekidd9030 7 років тому +1757

    R u a dirty girl? Her: yes

    • @Keirmarchant
      @Keirmarchant 7 років тому +3

      Jordan Kidd 😂😂😂

    • @kaisutton6863
      @kaisutton6863 7 років тому +11

      I'm a dirty girl.
      .... if you know my favorite singer is I'mma be shook

    • @Dan89201
      @Dan89201 7 років тому +62

      She hates the shower

    • @fin78_
      @fin78_ 7 років тому +3

      Her: oh we're going to be best of friends!

    • @Ghosten420
      @Ghosten420 7 років тому +1

      Jordan Kidd OPEN BOB PLZ

  • @nevadagrimreapers
    @nevadagrimreapers 5 років тому +117

    6:28 "your favorite movie is mean girls..."
    that girl said: O_O

  • @lokistockwell
    @lokistockwell 5 років тому +372

    “Your favourite movie is mean girls”
    Me: looks up
    “Your favourite singer is Avril Lavinge”
    Me: “why is this guy talking about me when I was 9...”
    (Edit: I’m sorry lmao my grammar is actually really bad in this wtf was I doing 🤣🤣🤣)

    • @alannahseaton6483
      @alannahseaton6483 5 років тому +15

      Your grammar is as though you still are 9.

    • @randomlyn5694
      @randomlyn5694 5 років тому +13

      alannah seaton Y so mean? Who pissed in ur cereal today?

    • @-.bella.-
      @-.bella.- 5 років тому +5

      *Your
      *Favorite
      *Looks
      *Your
      *Why

    • @thepageturner1149
      @thepageturner1149 5 років тому +3

      @@alannahseaton6483 Ok grammar police.

    • @katagenesis
      @katagenesis 5 років тому +2

      alannah seaton ok grammar boomer

  • @su1shy
    @su1shy 4 роки тому +8

    Alice: Who is this?
    Creepy Guy: A friend of yours
    Alice: What do you mean I have no friends

  • @Syyuna
    @Syyuna 6 років тому +91

    6:05 Its professor snape

    • @katielou7085
      @katielou7085 6 років тому +24

      "Hello Alice....
      Turn to page 394...."

    • @F3Krnn
      @F3Krnn 6 років тому +1

      Always

  • @danielstarling2466
    @danielstarling2466 6 років тому +60

    The funniest thing is I was actually shown this video in school and no one took it seriously

  • @Dizzybevvie
    @Dizzybevvie 5 років тому +47

    George: called "A cautionary tale"
    Me, holding a hairbrush: OF FEAR AND LUST AND PRIDE

    • @707coded
      @707coded 4 роки тому +5

      Leah is a Normal name BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTSSSS~

    • @snahyt1847
      @snahyt1847 4 роки тому +4

      @@707coded Were people died ☠️

    • @milli5968
      @milli5968 4 роки тому +3

      @@snahyt1847
      no one died

    • @yokume3925
      @yokume3925 4 роки тому +1

      @@milli5968 How far would you go?

  • @LuckyTaaru
    @LuckyTaaru 3 роки тому +9

    Plot twist: Loverboy is Drake

  • @Dertheus
    @Dertheus 7 років тому +372

    *C Y A L O S E R*

  • @energywolf3689
    @energywolf3689 5 років тому +97

    9:06 mans name was candyseller76 🤣🤣

  • @jeebes1
    @jeebes1 7 років тому +420

    4:32 THATS PORTSMOUTH

    • @Morganic
      @Morganic 7 років тому +14

      Jeebes ayy I live in Portsmouth

    • @frenchfr1es
      @frenchfr1es 7 років тому +8

      THATS MY HOME D:

    • @Adam-gi8fc
      @Adam-gi8fc 7 років тому +2

      Jeebes dose anyone care.

    • @sophwan
      @sophwan 7 років тому +29

      that’s why it looks so shitty ..

    • @Morganic
      @Morganic 7 років тому +1

      Fair enough soph

  • @manitsjack
    @manitsjack 4 роки тому +17

    how is that girl not arrested, saying “cya... that” is an offence to nonces all over the world

  • @lambache
    @lambache 5 років тому +71

    ok but my school played Consequences every single year

  • @elianetossa1536
    @elianetossa1536 6 років тому +120

    3:08 Player69
    I wonder how he got in there?

    • @rshdy7800
      @rshdy7800 5 років тому +1

      lmao

    • @resistorxv3851
      @resistorxv3851 5 років тому

      Eliane Tossa we are now at 69 likes this is epic

  • @athing18
    @athing18 6 років тому +600

    if people started bullying me I would bully them back. Easy. Fire can beat fire sometimes
    *no then it just becomes an endless argument*

    • @lordego4865
      @lordego4865 6 років тому +6

      When Fire fights Fore, it makes a Shit ton of more fire.

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy 6 років тому

      I would gladly ignore them if that's in RL.

    • @zipb6066
      @zipb6066 6 років тому +1

      a thing that's what I do when someone bullies me in online games

    • @d1mzay127
      @d1mzay127 6 років тому

      Not if I bring a stone and sticks

    • @officialdittymemes9195
      @officialdittymemes9195 6 років тому +5

      And then you throw water on the fire.
      *Despacito*

  • @awesomecoldguy
    @awesomecoldguy 2 роки тому +4

    Looking back on old videos is such a strange experience

  • @utopiaa_1775
    @utopiaa_1775 6 років тому +293

    7:17
    someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

    • @TheFunniBaconMan
      @TheFunniBaconMan 6 років тому +64

      A man was gonna kill me
      I ain't the smartest girl in the house.
      He was looking kinda mad, with his finger and his thumb, in the shape of a plastic bag, wrapped on my forehead.
      Well, the breathes stop coming and they don't start coming

    • @jordanpowers6766
      @jordanpowers6766 6 років тому +10

      Comment of the year awards 2018

    • @unrealsdream6563
      @unrealsdream6563 6 років тому +9

      @@TheFunniBaconMan I want to have children with you

    • @shaggy4600
      @shaggy4600 6 років тому

      UtopiaPlayz s

    • @randyjadedialtown
      @randyjadedialtown 6 років тому +1

      DONKEY

  • @onewhosinkcanoe3449
    @onewhosinkcanoe3449 6 років тому +237

    In my computer class our teacher showed us a internet safety video and the pedo’s internet name was Mikey mike 69 so for the rest of the year that’s what my classmates called me.

    • @theCheezu
      @theCheezu 6 років тому +17

      LOL RIP

    • @onewhosinkcanoe3449
      @onewhosinkcanoe3449 6 років тому +19

      Nigerian Prince oh no I got caught again!

    • @edennn10367
      @edennn10367 6 років тому +7

      Onewhosinkcanoe so youre going by MikeyMike69 now huh?

    • @chadb2077
      @chadb2077 6 років тому +1

      Onewhosinkcanoe I will forever know you as the one who lets canoes go under the water

    • @onewhosinkcanoe3449
      @onewhosinkcanoe3449 6 років тому

      Pug Evolution I more watched it as it sank

  • @unclekidd9030
    @unclekidd9030 7 років тому +553

    Funniest video ive seen in a while, good job!

  • @xylvz1933
    @xylvz1933 4 роки тому +17

    I was dying at when he said tesco carrier bag lmao I’m so bad lmao ik it’s internet safety but really😂😂😂😂