THE WORST INTERNET SAFETY VIDEOS

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  • @spyw6re
    @spyw6re 6 років тому +4937

    -R u a dirty girl?
    -No, I just took a shower! :)

  • @nikistorey9972
    @nikistorey9972 5 років тому +2080

    Nonce: “Your favourite movie is Mean Girls and you play tennis”
    The girl: :0

    • @vorlox5094
      @vorlox5094 4 роки тому +22

      She is a movie 😫

    • @izan5519
      @izan5519 4 роки тому +7

      your*

    • @killjoytw1nk
      @killjoytw1nk 4 роки тому +9

      ua-cam.com/video/-FdKPEA17m4/v-deo.html
      (I'm sorry)

    • @nikistorey9972
      @nikistorey9972 4 роки тому +1

      mara _ A fellow Jacksfilms fan, thank you I’m dumb af

    • @to_scol3687
      @to_scol3687 4 роки тому

      Damn bro thats epic

  • @ryanlovesmicrowaves
    @ryanlovesmicrowaves 5 років тому +1457

    “the more you learn the more you know”
    “the snow is snowier”
    “every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes”

    • @SnoodleMcDoodle
      @SnoodleMcDoodle 5 років тому +54

      “people die if they are killed...”

    • @adrianascarvalho
      @adrianascarvalho 5 років тому +30

      “Gay men aren’t attracted to woman”

    • @Rampz
      @Rampz 5 років тому +2

      If you like videos like this, you will find my latest video hilarious

    • @JoeMAMAkim
      @JoeMAMAkim 5 років тому +10

      Rampz no

    • @semrohir5856
      @semrohir5856 5 років тому +9

      “Gay men are attracted to other men”

  • @lovelyorsummeridc.3153
    @lovelyorsummeridc.3153 4 роки тому +735

    12 year old minecraft gf: wait, your 12 right?
    47 year old man: p e r h a p s

  • @uhno1957
    @uhno1957 6 років тому +2577

    **eats pop tarts**
    *I S A W Y O U R W I L L Y*

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 6 років тому +40

      I'm eating a poptart right now... Oh god.

    • @Le_Pidgy
      @Le_Pidgy 5 років тому +21

      This is litreally discord, you are tryna eat something then you get dmd that they sae your willy.

    • @ariane8851
      @ariane8851 5 років тому +28

      your willy’s rubbish

    • @JaydensJayden
      @JaydensJayden 5 років тому +2

      throws pop tarts at the wall scared to fu##ing death

    • @Xx_FadedTurd_xX
      @Xx_FadedTurd_xX 5 років тому +17

      _your willy is rubbish_

  • @abigail2313
    @abigail2313 5 років тому +1142

    Guy: you play tennis
    Girl: *almost faints*

    • @monkeyl-
      @monkeyl- 5 років тому +1

      @@crazylady6974 he didn't mean that probably but okay lol

    • @vilmot.4567
      @vilmot.4567 5 років тому +6

      @@monkeyl- thats the joke

    • @Rampz
      @Rampz 5 років тому +2

      If you like videos like this, you will find my latest video hilarious

    • @solivaqaant8863
      @solivaqaant8863 5 років тому +6

      @Ramos no. stop. get some help

  • @marykatew
    @marykatew 5 років тому +4681

    Nonce: r u a dirty girl?
    Me: _I haven't showered in 8 years_

  • @mrmixolydian
    @mrmixolydian 4 роки тому +212

    Nonce: "Your favourite movie is Mean Girls."
    Me: "You just described every high school girl ever."

    • @InhumanFan98
      @InhumanFan98 3 роки тому +8

      Nonce "You like tennis"
      Me: "so does alot of people do, whats your point?"

    • @Pissmaster2000
      @Pissmaster2000 3 роки тому +4

      Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

  • @thezenarck5509
    @thezenarck5509 5 років тому +2680

    R u a dirty girl
    No, I am a nun, the lord has blessed me, so indeed I am a clean lady

    • @rubyyates4778
      @rubyyates4778 5 років тому +91

      *best. religious. joke. ever.*

    • @daisymay6684
      @daisymay6684 5 років тому +32

      God bless

    • @erihussain8007
      @erihussain8007 5 років тому +20

      @@daisymay6684 bless you child

    • @vixxiiestixx
      @vixxiiestixx 5 років тому +9

      lmfao

    • @Rampz
      @Rampz 5 років тому +8

      I just made a video on anti-bullying, trust me it will make you laugh

  • @emperorreign6154
    @emperorreign6154 6 років тому +3454

    Plot twist: loverboy was merely enquiring about her personal hygiene, and wanted a completely innocent normal picture to prove this, only for her to harshly call him a loser? Only one person needs reported and blocked for bullying and it ain’t loverboy. Poor guy. Hang in there buddy.

    • @unoriginalchannel6312
      @unoriginalchannel6312 6 років тому +221

      Emperor Reign Not only a loser but also a pervert which loverboy swiftly denied, knowing he’s only respected women and he’s in a loving relationship himself, more guys like loverboy need to exist. Hope he gets justice on that horrible girl

    • @sabu6199
      @sabu6199 6 років тому +118

      Emperor Reign 1 like=1 prayer 🙏
      RAISE AWARENESS TODAY.

    • @DemetriusDrekin01
      @DemetriusDrekin01 6 років тому +20

      Emperor Reign lol

    • @retroplayer8131
      @retroplayer8131 6 років тому +100

      And his name was loverboy as he loved animals but there wasn’t enough spaces to type animals

    • @gavinsfriend5972
      @gavinsfriend5972 6 років тому +2

      No u

  • @darcy3941
    @darcy3941 5 років тому +1709

    The predator was called "Candy seller" now that shows how bad predators are at making up names XD

  • @ScreebExplosion
    @ScreebExplosion 5 років тому +2295

    I was playing GTA a few days ago and found someone called “Loverboy”

    • @lk3034
      @lk3034 5 років тому +39

      ProgressiveInsurance correct

    • @CreepsNet
      @CreepsNet 4 роки тому +75

      Alex Jordan Leviticus nobody cares whether you asked or not

    • @eleanor3871
      @eleanor3871 4 роки тому +10

      💀💀

    • @yese3064
      @yese3064 4 роки тому +6

      @@CreepsNet I care

    • @miaoux6122
      @miaoux6122 4 роки тому +5

      r u n

  • @Maru-pp7pl
    @Maru-pp7pl 5 років тому +1253

    I forgot to turn my privacy settings on and loverboy murdered me with a plastic bag...

    • @thepaperempire7954
      @thepaperempire7954 4 роки тому +72

      Tesco's carrier bag*

    • @hunterhasalife21
      @hunterhasalife21 4 роки тому +19

      How do u know I have a dog that's the most common pet u can ask for someone can just guess like what

    • @ReddestOfPens
      @ReddestOfPens 4 роки тому +12

      @@thepaperempire7954 IKEA Tesco's carrier bag*

    • @craigory9826
      @craigory9826 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @aurorasarah3807
      @aurorasarah3807 4 роки тому +3

      @@hunterhasalife21 Mate what

  • @schmid1.079
    @schmid1.079 6 років тому +1531

    8:52 Did... did he get arrested for watching girls play volleyball? I guess I'm a criminal then.

    • @andreaslindsalu9406
      @andreaslindsalu9406 6 років тому +25

      Yes

    • @yesno5095
      @yesno5095 6 років тому +202

      I guess my p.e. teacher is gonna be arrested for going to my friend's volleyball game.

    • @emperorpenguinwithahammer7313
      @emperorpenguinwithahammer7313 6 років тому +140

      My p.e teacher told us to watch girls play volleyball on youtube to improve our form. *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @siouxuois4636
      @siouxuois4636 6 років тому +53

      yOu fRiCkn' nOnCe

    • @lvnxx4534
      @lvnxx4534 6 років тому +21

      Reported to my dad that works at epic games, your gonna get banned!

  • @saraha8305
    @saraha8305 5 років тому +3151

    This isn’t internet safety. This is common sense.

    • @maxcaulfield5500
      @maxcaulfield5500 5 років тому +54

      But its like basic sense, the dumbest person knows it

    • @makchot3263
      @makchot3263 5 років тому +14

      No shit Sherlock

    • @hanniioz
      @hanniioz 5 років тому +2

      so true

    • @x-pólemos
      @x-pólemos 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr lol

    • @able814
      @able814 4 роки тому

      i’m ur 1000th like B)

  • @Leon-sm1zl
    @Leon-sm1zl 5 років тому +201

    2:44 as If loverboy wasn't sketshy enough, this dude is called player69

    • @to_scol3687
      @to_scol3687 4 роки тому +1

      Damn bro thats epic

    • @themanwiththeplan728
      @themanwiththeplan728 4 роки тому +4

      @@to_scol3687 Holy God it's the King of England

    • @lemondigit7309
      @lemondigit7309 4 роки тому +2

      @@themanwiththeplan728 here is the king of England hanging out with people on the internet

    • @Thingsrblx
      @Thingsrblx 4 роки тому +1

      @@bloopergaming2329 how do you do that it's so cool

  • @lemonke3774
    @lemonke3774 5 років тому +696

    Thank you for censoring the “loser” in the thumbnail. I didn’t want to be exposed to any vulgar language.

    • @ProdMiSionDan
      @ProdMiSionDan 4 роки тому +8

      Ikr

    • @bigcheesey98
      @bigcheesey98 4 роки тому +27

      Watching with my family I’m glad they didn’t see that in the thumbnail

    • @stoplightgaming2302
      @stoplightgaming2302 4 роки тому +24

      If someone called me a "loser", I would be sure to tell my parents and report the mean comment.

    • @brockriley-i5v
      @brockriley-i5v 4 роки тому +7

      YeA IM 6 anD i dONt lIke dAT worD cUZ its BAd!!!
      Lol

    • @idealistic6440
      @idealistic6440 4 роки тому +2

      lmao

  • @LeoGuidi
    @LeoGuidi 5 років тому +597

    Soccer-girl 05: *blocks*
    Loverboy: reality is often disappointing

  • @timmydirtyrat6015
    @timmydirtyrat6015 7 років тому +177

    "Should I report this man who molested me to the police? Nah, I'll just give him a shit Yelp review."

  • @cortanatheai6103
    @cortanatheai6103 4 роки тому +2345

    "never use a username that tells if you're a boy or a girl"
    I took it one step further by never looking like a boy or a girl

  • @futfreezepolitano1665
    @futfreezepolitano1665 7 років тому +446

    Lover boy: are you a dirty girl
    Me: well I haven't had a shower in a week

  • @airmasteravrolancaster
    @airmasteravrolancaster 5 років тому +2597

    We had to watch the safety video at my school and everyone in my class couldn't stop laughing.
    Edit: Not the memulous video the safety video.

    • @anonymouslykind8981
      @anonymouslykind8981 5 років тому +122

      Did they call an ambulance for the Cringe induced coma?

    • @giggitygee7279
      @giggitygee7279 5 років тому +26

      T.B.B no1 which one

    • @guess3694
      @guess3694 5 років тому +9

      P

    • @soapbros3826
      @soapbros3826 5 років тому +61

      Many a year ago my IT teacher showed us matt thought he knew and it was absolute bullshit quality even then

    • @hello-ny7hg
      @hello-ny7hg 5 років тому +16

      We watched the 2nd one before is class

  • @wolfhunter712
    @wolfhunter712 5 років тому +1193

    "This was invented in 2012 before common sense was invented"
    -Memeulous 2019

    • @thegreatarcana
      @thegreatarcana 5 років тому +29

      The video was made in 2017 but sure whatever

    • @croissantman3046
      @croissantman3046 5 років тому +15

      *2017*

    • @caffiendss
      @caffiendss 5 років тому +3

      Wolf Hunter bruh

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 5 років тому +6

      Wolf Hunter 2017* but sure ig

    • @Rampz
      @Rampz 5 років тому +3

      I just made a video on anti-bullying, trust me it will make you laugh

  • @ItsKitSama
    @ItsKitSama 4 роки тому +196

    The most life threatening words I’ve ever heard “cya loser!” How will be ever recover from that?

  • @smallpupper
    @smallpupper 5 років тому +3599

    if someone called "Loverboy" messaged me i'd probably troll them

  • @bibasik7
    @bibasik7 6 років тому +231

    The reaction after the guy said "your dog is so cute" is gold.

  • @mernky3562
    @mernky3562 6 років тому +239

    The moment you register with the name “LoverBoy” you can no longer be 15 miles within distance of a school

  • @vermilisix
    @vermilisix 4 роки тому +66

    "I freaked. How did he know I had a dog?"
    Dogs are common pets. He could easily have guessed

  • @God-eu6sz
    @God-eu6sz 5 років тому +686

    "blonde blue eyed babe" clearly trying to assert their dominance by calling themselves aryan

  • @hmmyesinteresting
    @hmmyesinteresting 7 років тому +5098

    *I feel safer already*

  • @b1ank3d56
    @b1ank3d56 6 років тому +2472

    2012 comebacks: Cya, Loser!
    2018 comebacks: no u

  • @sparklestarspompomunicorn
    @sparklestarspompomunicorn 4 роки тому +154

    'how do you go from 'how old are you' to 'are you a dirty girl' in a few messages?!'
    _omegle_

  • @warmateo6261
    @warmateo6261 6 років тому +203

    7:16 top ten saddest anime betrayals

  • @gamershyy
    @gamershyy 6 років тому +306

    "Hello Alice."
    Me: Hangs up.

  • @Baylike
    @Baylike 7 років тому +2314

    *nice video Memeulouslikes2play*

    • @gary4130
      @gary4130 7 років тому +25

      *nice video Jorgelikes2play*

    • @engaherovaalen2922
      @engaherovaalen2922 7 років тому +1

      Baylike nnam e

    • @fmey7876
      @fmey7876 7 років тому +3

      Ur a funny guy
      NOT

    • @realestofmordreds
      @realestofmordreds 7 років тому +3

      sad nonces like this live in my country help

    • @TechJames
      @TechJames 7 років тому +6

      Ayy, it's that irrelevant guy that roasted Ryan franklin

  • @skg3213
    @skg3213 4 роки тому +70

    This was made in 2012
    Before common sense was invented

  • @_______7852
    @_______7852 5 років тому +572

    If some said to me;
    *I’m A fRiEnD oF yOuRs*
    I would literally say
    “Make better friends then, bruv -hangs up-“

  • @thebahooplamaster
    @thebahooplamaster 7 років тому +1991

    Worst internet safety videos?
    More like best internet safety videos. If they played these in class, everyone would be cracking jokes, while the teacher is yelling at everyone to take it seriously. These videos make memories!

    • @bockbock2121
      @bockbock2121 7 років тому +2

      thebahooplamaster p

    • @samiam4773
      @samiam4773 7 років тому +71

      Stop explaining my childhood.

    • @spookmilk6423
      @spookmilk6423 7 років тому +7

      Why do I always see you in the comment section

    • @DEATH2MATT
      @DEATH2MATT 7 років тому +12

      blocked and reported

    • @l9mit
      @l9mit 7 років тому +1

      oh hey it's you again

  • @Doc_Fox
    @Doc_Fox 5 років тому +128

    "Its just natural selection at this point." -Memeulous

  • @theonlycaamz
    @theonlycaamz 3 роки тому +28

    "anyone named loverboy is a certified nonce"
    drake: oh fr?

    • @transsexualcomrade
      @transsexualcomrade Рік тому

      yeah actually drake could be a nonce it was rumored he groomed millie bobby brown

    • @Flinch9000
      @Flinch9000 18 днів тому

      How well this aged

  • @lolipopglitch8633
    @lolipopglitch8633 5 років тому +1428

    How people think 13-16 year old people choose usernames: loverboy
    How it would be: gayboi 38

  • @fwishhy
    @fwishhy 6 років тому +1917

    *this video was claimed by loverboy*

    • @thebeezlie1242
      @thebeezlie1242 6 років тому +7

      Kwoi In Hell why am I seeing your profile picture everywhere

    • @SteampunkAxolotl
      @SteampunkAxolotl 6 років тому +1

      68th like

    • @unknowngamez1832
      @unknowngamez1832 6 років тому

      CHANGE YOUR PROFILE TO SHAGGY

    • @monopurple
      @monopurple 6 років тому +1

      @@thebeezlie1242 What does the profile mean and who is in the profile? Just wondering

    • @lilygrace826
      @lilygrace826 5 років тому

      Kwoi In Hell lol

  • @neddoo
    @neddoo 5 років тому +615

    Then imagine hearing your dad just laughing while you're texting a "girl"

    • @redlyriot2326
      @redlyriot2326 4 роки тому +6

      Oh no...

    • @TokenyYT
      @TokenyYT 4 роки тому +58

      Imagine breaking up with your Minecraft girlfriend and then you hear your dad crying downstairs

    • @redlyriot2326
      @redlyriot2326 4 роки тому +8

      @@TokenyYT I heard that on before lol

    • @to_scol3687
      @to_scol3687 4 роки тому

      Damn bro thats epic

  • @kristamendivil5424
    @kristamendivil5424 5 років тому +193

    It was actually killing me how he kept dying in the game lmao😭☹️

    • @aidanmalin
      @aidanmalin 4 роки тому

      What game is it

    • @kristamendivil5424
      @kristamendivil5424 4 роки тому

      CYD scittels like the game he was playing himself while talking

    • @milli5968
      @milli5968 4 роки тому +5

      @@kristamendivil5424
      he meant the name

    • @kop-gaming6413
      @kop-gaming6413 4 роки тому

      What is the game name

    • @Ballissle
      @Ballissle 3 роки тому

      So, anyone figure out the game name?

  • @Ziaxx
    @Ziaxx 7 років тому +1100

    “Memeless” i still cant get over that 😂

    • @vapehut2326
      @vapehut2326 7 років тому +54

      S O M E G A Y Y O U T U B E R N A M E D..... "M E M E L E S S"?

    • @thatoneguy.788
      @thatoneguy.788 7 років тому

      Ziaxx agreed

    • @anthonyboi.649
      @anthonyboi.649 7 років тому +6

      M A S S I V E C U N T

    • @Ziaxx
      @Ziaxx 7 років тому +3

      TR0P1CAL PLAYZ heyy lol, dude i legit i basically live on youtube😂, im on here all the time, i watch sooo much stuff lol,

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 7 років тому +2

      This youtube-this gay youtuber named..."Memeless?"

  • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
    @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 6 років тому +958

    I can’t believe this!
    That girl just called LoverBoy a loser! That’s cyberbullying!

  • @aquadraws7969
    @aquadraws7969 6 років тому +305

    I remember in 4th grade, we watched an internet safety vid at school and it had an old man pretending to be 13 in it. Later that day me and my friend were playing Roblox. She started to talk to this random guy and suddenly asked “Are you an old man?”

  • @steel.croissant
    @steel.croissant 4 роки тому +23

    The girl in the video: *intruder at back door*
    Ad: *Wanna buy Hitman 2?*
    Yes

  • @Unnecessarilylongexplanations
    @Unnecessarilylongexplanations 7 років тому +482

    If loverboy texted me I wouldn't respond and just wait for a creepy response, screenshot it, and make a meme out of it

    • @blitzy7742
      @blitzy7742 7 років тому

      FlametheSeraph that made me lol

    • @zararara841
      @zararara841 7 років тому +1

      Is you profile pic from hellsing ultimate?

    • @Unnecessarilylongexplanations
      @Unnecessarilylongexplanations 7 років тому +3

      Sunny Shooter maybe ... ;D

    • @zararara841
      @zararara841 7 років тому +2

      FlametheSeraph yep,that's definitely pip bernadotte

    • @video-lame5010
      @video-lame5010 7 років тому +1

      FlametheSeraph that’s what i was thinking hahahah

  • @youtubeuser838
    @youtubeuser838 6 років тому +134

    I’m enjoying my Saturday by laughing at memeulous all day

  • @Sabrina1377
    @Sabrina1377 7 років тому +805

    *opens up a word document* TIME TO BULLY MYSELF

    • @immortal_morty1347
      @immortal_morty1347 7 років тому +7

      TypeONegative 1377 i love u

    • @aqe435xs5
      @aqe435xs5 7 років тому +1

      How do u write in bold lol seriously tho I need to kno

    • @iikorayoutpriv
      @iikorayoutpriv 7 років тому

      OMGaming put **asterisks** around a word.

    • @aqe435xs5
      @aqe435xs5 7 років тому

      Pl4tinum. L4dy
      *thanks m8*

    • @maxprentice6962
      @maxprentice6962 7 років тому

      Omg I got like no 500 so satisfying

  • @chairishcloud
    @chairishcloud 4 роки тому +84

    This 11 year old was streaming making slime and someone said: “Do you wanna meet up in a dark alley with no parent supervision” 💀💀 like what

    • @coltrop3038
      @coltrop3038 4 роки тому +20

      That would've most probably been a troll.

  • @killme3950
    @killme3950 6 років тому +539

    Why did it take me so long to notice that he blurred out the word “loser” in the thumbnail

    • @whoeven9890
      @whoeven9890 5 років тому +1

      I just realised

    • @gamergamer7508
      @gamergamer7508 5 років тому +5

      Lmao loser was probably get em age restricted in UA-cam's current state

    • @sjk66
      @sjk66 5 років тому +1

      Kill Me I thought it said a swear word at 1st

    • @ubasher962
      @ubasher962 5 років тому +1

      You have a cute dog

  • @JoeyTheGreat
    @JoeyTheGreat 6 років тому +214

    4:22 imagine him saying “ Dad ?”

    • @2000four
      @2000four 6 років тому +5

      30 but if he said dad? i would die

    • @Luibratiblue
      @Luibratiblue 6 років тому

      Sinra Industries he said daddy 😂

    • @FF-yd4ni
      @FF-yd4ni 6 років тому

      @@Luibratiblue "he was thirty" is what he said :v

    • @FF-yd4ni
      @FF-yd4ni 6 років тому +1

      But "he was thirsty" would also fit...

    • @ijustwannasleep16yearsago3
      @ijustwannasleep16yearsago3 6 років тому

      @@FF-yd4ni I thought he said "It was Dirty.."

  • @marleyholcomb8308
    @marleyholcomb8308 6 років тому +720

    3:08 Player69-

    • @TheRealColonThree
      @TheRealColonThree 6 років тому +21

      Ah Yes, it was ahead of its time

    • @vaasmontenegro9488
      @vaasmontenegro9488 6 років тому +1

      Lmfao

    • @ruby3105
      @ruby3105 6 років тому +3

      he tryna 69 like tekashi call him papi-

    • @kryptochris9046
      @kryptochris9046 6 років тому

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @ruby3105
      @ruby3105 6 років тому

      @@kryptochris9046 (;;

  • @muhmemedvevo9430
    @muhmemedvevo9430 4 роки тому +40

    *dont call loverboy at 3am GONE WRONG COPS CALLED AMBULANCE CALLED*

  • @Kai-zz3no
    @Kai-zz3no 6 років тому +543

    Why hasn’t anyone noticed that on the second video the player is called Player69
    69
    6 9

  • @MaryPoggers
    @MaryPoggers 7 років тому +388

    *B E G O N E N O N C E*

    • @ight5457
      @ight5457 7 років тому +1

      Josie Brady aw

    • @cobaliciousd3233
      @cobaliciousd3233 7 років тому +1

      Josie Brady i was thinking the same thing at work

  • @freyas7799
    @freyas7799 7 років тому +151

    Sad thing is, half of these internet safety videos were shown to us at school.

  • @aeaeeaeae
    @aeaeeaeae 4 роки тому +19

    At the end of one of those Internet Safety assemblies, the guy basically said we weren't allowed to talk to, play with or have any friends online. Mate, you're literally asking me to get rid of my only friends.

  • @hannalester8010
    @hannalester8010 6 років тому +370

    Are we all just going to pretend to not notice that the last ones email was CandySeller74?

    • @crookedteeth5052
      @crookedteeth5052 6 років тому +3

      Hanna Lester lmaooo

    • @omarmansuri7099
      @omarmansuri7099 6 років тому +9

      Even I was surprised he didn't make fun of that one after absolutely thrashing loverboy

    • @centosx6643
      @centosx6643 6 років тому +3

      It was so stupid his brain blocked it

    • @amanc9835
      @amanc9835 6 років тому +1

      Hanna Lester dead

    • @millie2360
      @millie2360 6 років тому +1

      Holy shit. How long will it be until people use the name "KidLover123" as their username?

  • @samistrash6262
    @samistrash6262 5 років тому +633

    "Never let your username tell people of you're a boy or if you're a girl"
    *But what if you can't tell either?*

  • @one_man_community
    @one_man_community 7 років тому +135

    Your right this isn't stuff kids would do....
    My nan puts out this stupid information and meets up.

    • @symbolz9095
      @symbolz9095 7 років тому +2

      I'm calling the grammar police! It's "you're" not "your"

  • @SamIsNotACritic
    @SamIsNotACritic 4 роки тому +53

    Drake's upcoming album is apparently gonna be called "Certified Lover Boy"
    ...What is he trying to tell us

    • @hanpines3808
      @hanpines3808 3 роки тому +3

      Uh...

    • @jeanmichellelaurent
      @jeanmichellelaurent 3 роки тому +4

      Something we already knew

    • @evhbguy
      @evhbguy 5 місяців тому +3

      Holy shit a fucking vision

    • @evhbguy
      @evhbguy 5 місяців тому +2

      How the fuck did you know

    • @evhbguy
      @evhbguy 5 місяців тому +2

      Time travelres

  • @FRAPPEFIZZYY
    @FRAPPEFIZZYY 5 років тому +168

    “Your favorite movie is mean girls” this girl has the mean girls ds game on their webspace pubic page

    • @MarshalaYams
      @MarshalaYams 5 років тому +2

      @Athena Watts yea, it's hard to find

    • @aeadpenci6809
      @aeadpenci6809 5 років тому +5

      Whenever someone talks about mean girls i think
      *dang dang diggity dang dang dang*

    • @flora534
      @flora534 5 років тому +5

      Elisea Blue wrong movie lol

    • @MarshalaYams
      @MarshalaYams 5 років тому +1

      @Athena Watts because apparently it's a horrible game and no one wants it. Considered lost media.

  • @spiderycider
    @spiderycider 5 років тому +288

    in the second one
    their name is literally "player69"
    I would have trolled them

  • @puffishe
    @puffishe 5 років тому +204

    Alice’s “friend” sounds like freakin Severus Snape XD

  • @jetbvideos7861
    @jetbvideos7861 4 роки тому +34

    The fact that my dads WiFi password is lover boy is scary

  • @unclekidd9030
    @unclekidd9030 7 років тому +1756

    R u a dirty girl? Her: yes

    • @Keirmarchant
      @Keirmarchant 7 років тому +3

      Jordan Kidd 😂😂😂

    • @kaisutton6863
      @kaisutton6863 7 років тому +11

      I'm a dirty girl.
      .... if you know my favorite singer is I'mma be shook

    • @Dan89201
      @Dan89201 7 років тому +62

      She hates the shower

    • @fin78_
      @fin78_ 7 років тому +3

      Her: oh we're going to be best of friends!

    • @Ghosten420
      @Ghosten420 7 років тому +1

      Jordan Kidd OPEN BOB PLZ

  • @Bane352
    @Bane352 6 років тому +245

    Some roblox girl named
    "Sexy blue eyed babe"
    Was actually a man so i reported her

    • @ilostmykeys1887
      @ilostmykeys1887 6 років тому +6

      ‘Her’?

    • @Bane352
      @Bane352 6 років тому +1

      @@ilostmykeys1887 typo

    • @ilostmykeys1887
      @ilostmykeys1887 6 років тому +1

      Ah. Gotcha.

    • @user-ux4ow7do6h
      @user-ux4ow7do6h 6 років тому +2

      Biggest concern isn’t the catfish
      It’s the fact of why you play roblox

    • @ImInSpainWithoutTheS
      @ImInSpainWithoutTheS 6 років тому

      @@user-ux4ow7do6h what's wrong with that?? If you're a nonce then that's a reason but other that what is wrong?

  • @xxfoxy_playzxx2226
    @xxfoxy_playzxx2226 5 років тому +469

    Her: I'm a blue eyed blonde babe
    Me: I'm a green eyed brunette evolved homospian

  • @microwave8931
    @microwave8931 4 роки тому +8

    The most iconic duo: Loverboy and Player69

  • @afraa9315
    @afraa9315 7 років тому +291

    you're my fave youtuber now

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 6 років тому +83

    "cya loser"
    But...but that's cyberbullying...
    *_THAT VIDEO IS CONDONING CYBERBULLYING AAAAAA_*

  • @TheGoldSwordSquad
    @TheGoldSwordSquad 7 років тому +254

    The other day someone came up to me and told me my favourite singer was Avril Levine. I was absaloutley SHOOOK

    • @thatoneguy.788
      @thatoneguy.788 7 років тому

      Brilliant I would be to

    • @taimoorahmed3426
      @taimoorahmed3426 7 років тому +11

      *Shooketh

    • @mirrorama
      @mirrorama 7 років тому +2

      Keyfur 06_Highlight mate are you for real?

    • @chewitmerchant8901
      @chewitmerchant8901 7 років тому +8

      Your favourite singer is Avril Lasagne

    • @hi-dg5kr
      @hi-dg5kr 7 років тому +2

      Brilliant more like dumb, learn how to spell absolutely first, Lmao just a joke, it was probably a typo.

  • @bigcheesey98
    @bigcheesey98 4 роки тому +11

    Nonce:“I know your favorite movie”
    Girl: *cries*

  • @samscenefordummies8706
    @samscenefordummies8706 6 років тому +204

    *"Don't use a username that tells your gender"*
    *IT'S IMPORTANT*
    Kidnapper: So it's a girl? That means she's not a Robert, Steven, William, Noah, Liam, James, Logan * continues *

    • @retroplayer8131
      @retroplayer8131 6 років тому +5

      Wait soooo um.... I can’t use DuckMaster?

    • @mackenzierynebagtong8549
      @mackenzierynebagtong8549 5 років тому

      I use different obscure names

    • @minacudia13
      @minacudia13 5 років тому

      ...

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 5 років тому +12

      So we're down to Lily, Lucy, Lydia, Olivia, Nadia, Daniella, Maddie, Mia, Tia, Rosie, Rachel, Renae, Sadie, Sydney, Summer, Shalissa, Bartholomew, Anna, Aaliyah... [proceeds to name every single girls' name that ever existed]

    • @goofiestgooober
      @goofiestgooober 5 років тому +6

      I think I’m pretty unidentifiable with my name and Doritos profile picture

  • @nevadagrimreapers
    @nevadagrimreapers 5 років тому +117

    6:28 "your favorite movie is mean girls..."
    that girl said: O_O

  • @Dizzybevvie
    @Dizzybevvie 5 років тому +47

    George: called "A cautionary tale"
    Me, holding a hairbrush: OF FEAR AND LUST AND PRIDE

    • @707coded
      @707coded 4 роки тому +5

      Leah is a Normal name BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTSSSS~

    • @snahyt1847
      @snahyt1847 4 роки тому +4

      @@707coded Were people died ☠️

    • @milli5968
      @milli5968 4 роки тому +3

      @@snahyt1847
      no one died

    • @yokume3925
      @yokume3925 4 роки тому +1

      @@milli5968 How far would you go?

  • @mannyheffley4599
    @mannyheffley4599 Рік тому +11

    Damn this was five years ago?? I missed this guys old content

  • @sobecksisters
    @sobecksisters 6 років тому +376

    if someone i didn't know called me, I asked who they were, and they said 'A friend' I would hang up.
    *jOkEs On YoU i HaVe No FrIeNdS*
    ahHAAAAAAAAAAAAA-haha ...
    :,)

    • @KennyLastname
      @KennyLastname 6 років тому +1

      Oof

    • @NebulaOldChannel
      @NebulaOldChannel 6 років тому +1

      Same. The whole comment I’m just... same.

    • @belleyu9357
      @belleyu9357 6 років тому

      I actually want to try that. Someone calls me;
      *Them:* _Im a Friend :)_
      *Me:* Jokes on you I have no friends
      *Hahdgshnanshdbdhnejshqjshfbdhdhhsjsbdhabedhhdbwjdbu jsakiexj hahahahahah*

    • @dragonheart5194
      @dragonheart5194 6 років тому

      1 reward of having no friends

    • @retroplayer8131
      @retroplayer8131 6 років тому

      I’ll be your friend mate

  • @michaelpatras9970
    @michaelpatras9970 6 років тому +420

    I like how they handcuffed the dude and all he did was throw the volleyball back😂

    • @someturkishguy8638
      @someturkishguy8638 6 років тому +6

      Michael Patras you are so right😂

    • @bri8410
      @bri8410 6 років тому +41

      Michael Patras are you saying throwing a volleyball isn't a high federal offense???

    • @mermaidmoongoddess
      @mermaidmoongoddess 6 років тому

      They looked at one of the players picture

    • @basicallycloudy1111
      @basicallycloudy1111 6 років тому +18

      Moral of the story:
      *NEVER THROW BACK A VOLLEYBALL OR BE ARRESTED*

    • @MrSchplingle79
      @MrSchplingle79 6 років тому +21

      Remember kids, throwing a volley when you're older than 15 is a *F E D E R A L O F F E N C E*

  • @Dertheus
    @Dertheus 7 років тому +372

    *C Y A L O S E R*

  • @su1shy
    @su1shy 4 роки тому +8

    Alice: Who is this?
    Creepy Guy: A friend of yours
    Alice: What do you mean I have no friends

  • @unclekidd9030
    @unclekidd9030 7 років тому +553

    Funniest video ive seen in a while, good job!

  • @stanleylittlejohn2265
    @stanleylittlejohn2265 7 років тому +542

    She called him a pervert! XD

  • @lokistockwell
    @lokistockwell 5 років тому +372

    “Your favourite movie is mean girls”
    Me: looks up
    “Your favourite singer is Avril Lavinge”
    Me: “why is this guy talking about me when I was 9...”
    (Edit: I’m sorry lmao my grammar is actually really bad in this wtf was I doing 🤣🤣🤣)

    • @alannahseaton6483
      @alannahseaton6483 5 років тому +15

      Your grammar is as though you still are 9.

    • @randomlyn5694
      @randomlyn5694 5 років тому +13

      alannah seaton Y so mean? Who pissed in ur cereal today?

    • @-.bella.-
      @-.bella.- 5 років тому +5

      *Your
      *Favorite
      *Looks
      *Your
      *Why

    • @thepageturner1149
      @thepageturner1149 5 років тому +3

      @@alannahseaton6483 Ok grammar police.

    • @katagenesis
      @katagenesis 5 років тому +2

      alannah seaton ok grammar boomer

  • @awesomecoldguy
    @awesomecoldguy 2 роки тому +4

    Looking back on old videos is such a strange experience

  • @moseskamau406
    @moseskamau406 7 років тому +1795

    my school showed me the first video

    • @mommylette
      @mommylette 7 років тому +139

      wow thats an original profile picture

    • @TheLilAlisa
      @TheLilAlisa 7 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @notyourwolf3857
      @notyourwolf3857 7 років тому +33

      Wow that’s Original your school is not to smart

    • @juzeku
      @juzeku 7 років тому +6

      Wow that’s Original Mine showed me it 1 year ago and I even said that’s a rank beach

    • @memz3689
      @memz3689 7 років тому +1

      Wow that’s Original god pray for you

  • @energywolf3689
    @energywolf3689 5 років тому +97

    9:06 mans name was candyseller76 🤣🤣

  • @lambache
    @lambache 5 років тому +71

    ok but my school played Consequences every single year

  • @xylvz1933
    @xylvz1933 5 років тому +17

    I was dying at when he said tesco carrier bag lmao I’m so bad lmao ik it’s internet safety but really😂😂😂😂

  • @danielstarling2466
    @danielstarling2466 6 років тому +60

    The funniest thing is I was actually shown this video in school and no one took it seriously

  • @jeebes1
    @jeebes1 7 років тому +420

    4:32 THATS PORTSMOUTH

    • @Morganic
      @Morganic 7 років тому +14

      Jeebes ayy I live in Portsmouth

    • @frenchfr1es
      @frenchfr1es 7 років тому +8

      THATS MY HOME D:

    • @Adam-gi8fc
      @Adam-gi8fc 7 років тому +2

      Jeebes dose anyone care.

    • @sophwan
      @sophwan 7 років тому +29

      that’s why it looks so shitty ..

    • @Morganic
      @Morganic 7 років тому +1

      Fair enough soph

  • @octotune4044
    @octotune4044 6 років тому +40

    When I was a small kiddo, I played Fantage and this guy called me "babe" and I would just be like,
    Don't call me babe pls thx lol xD

  • @lukesellen8987
    @lukesellen8987 4 роки тому +6

    1:50 The club penguin music thing made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

  • @Palladium001
    @Palladium001 6 років тому +44

    1:38 when you run out of the school without the shooter noticing

  • @cringelord9568
    @cringelord9568 7 років тому +52

    "2012, before common sense was invented"
    I feel like sometime between now and 2012, someone un-invented it somehow.

  • @utopiaa_1775
    @utopiaa_1775 6 років тому +294

    7:17
    someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

    • @TheFunniBaconMan
      @TheFunniBaconMan 6 років тому +65

      A man was gonna kill me
      I ain't the smartest girl in the house.
      He was looking kinda mad, with his finger and his thumb, in the shape of a plastic bag, wrapped on my forehead.
      Well, the breathes stop coming and they don't start coming

    • @jordanpowers6766
      @jordanpowers6766 6 років тому +10

      Comment of the year awards 2018

    • @unrealsdream6563
      @unrealsdream6563 6 років тому +9

      @@TheFunniBaconMan I want to have children with you

    • @shaggy4600
      @shaggy4600 6 років тому

      UtopiaPlayz s

    • @randyjadedialtown
      @randyjadedialtown 6 років тому +1

      DONKEY

  • @imminentpowers3097
    @imminentpowers3097 4 роки тому +9

    Bro this is super funny! The Tesco bag one had me laughing.