How to Beat the SPACE TURKEYS in BLACK FRIDAY
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
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If a horde of mindless zombies descended upon your soulless corporate toy store in search of steep discounts on useless plastic, and then those same zombies became infected with mind control parasites that somehow made them even worse, what would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the SPACE TURKEYS in BLACK FRIDAY.
Written by: Martin Now
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fully semi auto
Please make a video on "Fall"
brack Friday bunduru
You sick, Nerd? You sound a little....well, fu¢ked. Got a bit of the koof, do we?
"I feign a sprained ankle then we send our fastest runner" has to be one of the best little quips in an of these lol
I love it too. Such a bastard move but definitely smart.
😂 I'm over here taking notes
Coming from someone who has worked about 14 Black Fridays, which was 13 too many, I can honestly say this movie depicts a typical Black Friday to a tee! At least in my eyes. It is complete carnage, you are underpaid, and you realize the fragility of your life after seeing a bunch of maniacs fighting over 50% off on wool socks. This could actually be a documentary! Great writing and commentary, to Nerd and Martin! #tripletapofficial #nerdexplains
Not really anymore tho. I worked Black Friday once and it wasn’t nearly as chaotic as management thought it’d be. Stores just aren’t giving anymore crazy discounts like they used to anymore
@@gerald957 I honestly wouldn't know because I haven't shopped on Black Friday since I quit in 2003. I was THAT traumatized 😐
Times change from what i am seeing currently. Stores are starting to stop giving crazy discounts on Black Fridays since we are in the internet age. Seeing all these people break into fights on social media and all negative comments about how stores dont do shit to protect customers and people like you from violance that Black Friday brings made them stop doing that. I mean they still give discounts but nothing at levels of insanity of past god knows how long Black Friday been a thing years.
But i do feel sorry for those who had to work on that stupid fuckin day. It's really shitty that these stores took so long to realized how f up things are with their crazy discounts and fights breaking out over dumbests things being sold cheaply.
I don't know why Nerd is upset.. this is exactly how retail management behaves
As an area manager, I agree
Cause it's still frustrating
He's upset because it's too real
Watching ppl be stupid, lowers faith in society. It being realistic, make it worse. I do like the boomer character Bruce Cambell plays being a total POS, which is realistic, he cares only for himself and doesnt give a f whether the underlings get bonuses, as long as HE does. And the werid, fat, gay, brown dies too. Michael Jai White must have really pissed the hook noses in Hollywood, off, dies too soon, shouldve been a major character.
Weird, I had a great manager from my time in retail (only 2 years tho) she was a great boss.
Unfortunately during the Christmas seasons she gets a bit too merry and drunk lol.
I used to work at a Toys R Us back in highschool. If they could have locked the doors they would have had plenty of food - not only in the stuff people brought, but for the store. Literal pallets of candy. It might not be healthy, but you would have that, the crates of water and soft drinks and energy drinks, and even medical supplies and a back up generator in case the power went out.
It was an old diesel one to keep food and ice cream and stuff from ruining.
Its not a fortress, but the back areas were damn solid and you COULD hole up.
Lots of tools and electronics and batteries, too.
"My name is Bryan, And i love toys!"
Me: Bro you're dead and stupid
The giant turkey: *Flings him like a toy*
Really wish this movie was an Evil Dead sequel where Ash Williams owns the store he used to work in and he just tiredly fights off the zombies with zero struggle and the entire time he just makes store and black friday jokes
Bruce Campbell: I could use the money.
As someone who has ran into a house fire to try to save a neighbor. Even in an area that the fire hasn't reached yet has a lot of smoke. I couldn't exit the way I came in and couldn't see anything, except for a window with just a little bit of light from the sunset. I jumped out of it. And no I couldn't make it to my neighbor, he died of a heart attack before the fire started. He probably started it after he died by not turning off the stove. That was what the fire Marshall told me.
damn that was dark. glad you made it out safe though, very heroic of you to go in there to begin with
Sorry to hear about the neighbor. Though the way you worded it made it sound like he could have turned off the stove despite being dead.
@@d.olluwua room full of smoke is usually dark , Sherlock
@@Helvett. 😭
@@Helvett. lmao i meant the tone of the story is dark, but you can keep being a smartass if it makes you feel better about yourself
As someone who works customer service, intrusive suicidal thoughts are pretty common. Man been living in denial for 20+ years. I'd wanna jump down and fie too.
I appreciate that you always advocate for the survival of the group rather than advising your watchers to save only themselves as individuals.
I feel like humans will always survive longer in groups than as individuals. As evidenced by all of history.
I'd have a couple questions if I were the characters. 1) How did it start/what are the origins? 2) Can it infect other creatures other than humans??
It would take too long to study that. Right now it's pure survival mode 😬.
It's a alien parasite from a meteor that crashed into the store or the neighboring store 2 days prior and it remained dormant until it was discovered by a female customer and seeing how it can mutate a person in a matter of hours, its safe to say everything is able to be infected and it's not locked to humans
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You’d think a movie with THE Michael Jai White would, at least, have one, ONE, fight scene.
Or fucking Ash Williams from evil dead kicking some zombie ass with his trusted chain saw arm and boomstick
@@tacomnaw come on, he had the kill in the bathroom and a couple other tag line call backs 😉
Ugh...Bruce Campbell could have least pulled out a toy chainsaw from the toy building isle.
"Groovy"
Am I the only one who thinks Cthulhu or Nurgle were throwing a Thanksgiving dinner and needed a bunch of giant turkeys?
At least based on the narration.
“Thank you for calling We love toys, where we have the toys you love.. help the customers are attacking uh….”😂😂
24:24 You can literally hear the straight up anger and disapproval in his voice 🤣🤣🤣 “FOR NO GODDAMN REASON”
Just got home from Best Buy. This is basically what it looked like.
"And the those same zombies became infected..." Starting strong.
"Someone gets voluntold" is easily one of my favorite Nerd Explains lines, that was hilarious.
Was hoping some references for a kid that dodged death numerous times, a guy with a chainsaw for a hand and a shotgun, and an avenging demon with the most versatile cape and armoury.
This video feels like it's been sitting in the que for a while. It has the energy of the video from a few months ago.
Am I the only one who noticed this?
I'm hearing the same thing as you. I think this is an old one. Or he's tired.
I have never made it so early and I'm glad I was able to be here for nerd explains because this channel is awesome
To be fair to Jonathan Brian and I can't remember the third one's name their entire life in work ethic was based around this entire store and when you literally see your world being eaten alive it tends to drive you a little crazy kind of like the psychos in Dead Rising
There’s also a wall of tools they should’ve been using as weapons instead of the bs some of them used
The Triple Tap videos are epic! Highly recommended.
This is the kind of plot big trucks were invented for.
Nerd is working overtime for the people 💪🏿💪🏿
When he could have spent time with the fam. But hey! He has his own reasons
Black Friday is basically the Hunger Games but with retail. Its a blood sport. So, this movie is spot on. 😅
zombieland ? 30 days of snow 2? black summer? now that i have a chance recommend i’ve actually forgotten
I've definitely noticed an up-tic in quality of the video thumbnails recently, very nice! ❤
Cow pouch!!! 😂 I'm stealing that. You can't stop me.
2days late
I saw this movie last Christmas, thank u
Fortunately I have never worked retail or even gone out on Black Friday.
Can’t believe you didn’t talk about the new thanksgiving horror movie Thanksgiving
It may be too new.
@@voltman987 yeah
He gave fnaf 2 weeks so people can watch it first
It's still new mate lol but I feel ya tho 💯
It's still in theaters so he doesn't have any footage, also he probably doesn't want to spoil it
Just watched a doctor who episode about the weeping angels. So, here I am, terrified.
Ah yes, more content my brain can consume after thanksgiving and unlike turkey I will never get full.
But they do have one secret weapon: the legend who is Bruce Campbell. Any minute he'll break his programming and let Ash out to handle business.
Groovy 🇺🇸😎🤘🏻
16:06 good, works excellently with my plan of "send in the cripple"
such a unique and awesome cast for this movie.
Ive worked in supermarkets for seven years if an alarm went off the staff would stand around and ask what that means i knew that it means to evacuate i had to run around and tell my dumbass team mates to get out
I just watched this last night.
Didn't ewen see 2 seconds of the vid, but already lovin' it.
That thumbnail tho ❤
Thank you again for the SFW captions on a zombie flick involving multiple gruesome deaths and two self-unalivings.
One of the best movie recaps by you
Nerd sounds super tired this episode. Really hope that he takes a break for the holiday cause he sounds super sad.
He sounds sick.. hope he gets well soon
I thought he sounded like he did every video? Idk I guess I’m not able to tell
Sounds like AI. Barely any intonation changes throughout the whole thing.
@@anitaremenarova6662 well you'd sound monotone and slow while sick/tired
@@anitaremenarova6662He sounded like this in his old videos 3 years ago before he became a much more rnergetic host for Nerd Explains. He reverts back every now and again. I think he's just tired.
I feel like this whole movie is just massive satire before being a horror movie
I wish they'd make a zombie movie that is actually intended to be somewhat scary... its always a comedy or half goofy themed zombie movie. The zombies look decent visually in this aswell its disappointing.
There are zombie movies intended to be scary that do exist. Like THE CRAZIES, 28 DAYS/WEEKS LATER, LAST TRAIN TO BUSAN, MAGGIE, CARGO, THE END?, GIRL WITH ALL THE GIFTS, and the TV shows “The Walking Dead”, and “Black Summer”.
@TalentCaldwell Agreed these are good suggestions, I have watched all except Maggie and The End. I will try those. I just wish that it was done more often in the recent years. Walking dead was gritty and somewhat scary to begin with. Now it's just rubbish in my opinion.
Evil Dead Rise??
Lol facts new zombie movies suck
@@SmallWinchEvil Dead doesn’t have zombies they’re demons.
23:05 hey bow ties are cool
At least it’s not the OTHER evil turkey movie
Retail bros we are going to make it.
Maybe.
i worked my frist Black Friday this week.. what a nightmare!! it was worst then this movie
i remember watching this movie when i was a kid at night and i got scared.
i love this movie, since it has ash williams in it and the ending was so junji ito / lovecraftian like that i wanted a sequel
I concur! Glad to see him having fum making campy movies again, and it's refreshing to have a zombie movie get subverted for something worse.
It’s not his name tho lol
u think i dont know that? lol@@MrAjking808
love your vids man
Is that... Bruce Campbell? L O L Okay, sir. out here looking like John Cleese xD
"Only 3 of the original characters survived" - which, for the good of humanity, was 3 too many
Nerd, you ok? Need rest? You can take a break if needed, you already spoiled us a lot constantly, so a break doean't seem bad, does it?
Why are you talking like he’s your friend lol ..
17:10 I hear you Nerd!
eh green Friday makes more sense with green being connected to money your"saving" with the "deals"
I am realizing, project zomboid is really the realslistic game, everyone just needs to play that lol
Finally old time type how to beat
As long as everything is free I’ll be good
I can't be the only one who absolutely HATES IT when a character says "At LeAsT iT cAn'T gEt AnY wOrSe" because it quite literally ALWAYS gets worse the very second you utter that phrase
I didn't realize how brutally woke CinemaSins was until i started watching Nerd
havent watched them in ages. what makes them woke now?
Nothing@@Wertzuio
So many wasted sacrifices. One is heroic, 3 is just a meme.
He needs to do the new hungergames movie that came out
Let’s goooo og voice actor
I woulda just stayed home. I wouldn't leave my house.
This is why u shop online
Nice video
I am so thankful I never worked in retail.
1:45 Side story for Chris, he's allergic to latex
Have a great day.
How to beat ghost ship ⚓
At least they have Spawn on their team.
amazing video
Here's a question for anyone reading. Not about the movie or Black Friday itself,but about zombies.
Let's say you're a zombie. The whole world turned into a zombie after an apocalypse. After everything that passed,now with cities crumbled and gone to ruins, trying to survive as a zombie in this scenario, however, one day, something changes. A mysterious pathogen gets free and starts infecting the zombies, turning them back into humans. Of course,in any apocalyptic, humans tend to want to kill zombies to survive and since humans have turned into zombies,the pathogenic-humans want to kill every single zombie. Wouldn't be a big problem, sadly,there are two probles : 1° - You can't infect them to turn into a zombie and 2° - They relearned how to fight zombies and everysingle weakness of one,but, since your brain is a rotten mash, your long lasting memories are long gone and it gets harder to learn how to fight.
In this case, how would you beat a HUMAN apocalypse as a zombie?
Here are your advantages and disadvantages to help you to answer how to beat this odd situation:
*Advantages:
- Aside from pathogen, no diseases or sickness can affect you, after all, how can you get sick as a walking corpse ? Meaning you can make the humans sick if you're smart enough to trick them or infect animals to infect them (such as flies or other types of bugs).
- No need to eat or drink
- Thankfully,in this case,you have a conscience to survive and some knowledge to survive, tho you don't have long last memories of your human self from the past.
Disadvantages:
- You can't make the humans turn to zombies,but they can turn you into a human.
- Since you're a corpse, you're rotting. Your best shot to survive is having ways to get organs and muscles from animals, however,it isn't every animal that you can use to get new stuff, there are some specific ones and since stuff rots quite fast + methods to preserve your body from rotting (such as using salt) are rare as hell.
- You gotta be careful not only with humans,but with certain animals too,such vultures, as they can eat you and have no problems to be infected or have any problems from eating a zombie
-You don't know where the human pathogen was made, how it is passing,how much long does the human pathogen takes to turn you into a human and you don't how to stop it .
- You have to have blood inside you. Why? Well,you have a weak skeleton as a zombie and your blood pretty much works as a hydroskeleton inside you and,without it,you can't move without it. Lose blood,you lose your "skeleton" of sorts.
And of course,the main problem - Humans are rising again and either they turn into one or even worse, they will kill you (which considering you and many others are zombies and that any human in any media would want to get rid of zombies,than that's gonna be your biggest problem) and since they aren't rotting,they have a high advantages compared to you. So...
How would you beat a human apocalypse as a zombie?
At 20:57 i have a question is that the cript keeper
Honestly surprised the thought police haven't taken black Friday yet
Most realistic Horror Movie ever made what aspect of this is even supernatural?
Space turkeys?
Edit: You don't cut Spawns' bonus
Get some rest!
i’m actually here earlyfor a change
That is Ash! where can I watch this?
I was afraid this video wasn’t coming out for everyone watch, I thought it was only for patreon people only😅
can you do the new Thanksgiving movie
@@an-animal-lover yeah it came out Nov 17
@@an-animal-lover yeah should be
low key nerd sounds sick
could you do a how to beat The Cell with jlo
Could you please do a how to beat uncanny annie? If it's not to much, to ask.
What with the amount of commas in your sentence?
Whats*
At least they have Mr Nerd and Michael Jai Whi......Ok, so at least they have Mr Nerd to get them thru this?
Gee how nice of the zombie things to assimilate themselves into one very easily killable big blob. Considerate self cleaning zombies this time.
I felt like I was having a stroke reading the title.
“Fully semi automatic” tell me that’s making fun of those people
Turkey are so scary now. 😨😱
Please do thankskilling/thankskilling 3.
Blink twice if you are being against your will.
Hope you're OK Nerd Explains. You sound tired, or this is an old video that was in the que. You seem to have low energy compared to what we've been hearing latley
Michael Jai White and Brice Campbell together in a movie... Did not see that one coming...
Do zombieland
Anyway you could do the faculty with alien parasite taking over the school
He’s already done that movie.