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"Anyways, he’s about to get a bit racist check this out" hit me like a fucking truck
That got me to. Perfect delivery
5:23
It's so casual, perfect comic timing.
I don't quite understand how it's racist though. I live in South Georgia and everybody talks like that. Just a bit of ignorance on my part, but I don't get how it's racist
The way I see it, you talk like that because you're from Georgia and everybody in your city talks like that but the DM talks like that because he is black. In his city, it is probably identifiable as black urban venacular so policing his way of talking adds a racist component. I totally get how it's kind of racist or at the very least extremely, extremely tone deaf and arrogant.
"These stories in these funny boxes should be enough to lighten the mood"
The stories: "Psycho Teacher Bullies Player with Slurs" "D&D Trouble Causes IRL Stabbing"
For me, one of them was 'Level 1 Farmer Incinerates the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse'. But the second one was also the IRL stabbing.
@@ShyBiiteVT Same.
@@ShyBiiteVT I'm pretty sure it's a bit random, because I looked at that part again and the first one changed to the story about recording someone's voice for a NSFW video.
@@hithere4762 Yeah, I think it's randomly generated by the algorithm. It saw we just watched a video about a DnD creep and suggested even more DnD creep videos lol.
Irl stabbing and recording voice for master-you-know-what
"it should be gay for girls to call each other cute"
"yeah, I'm bi"
"sorry, I don't believe in that stuff"
wut, what does he not believe in? bisexuals? homoexuals? tomboys? tell me PLEASSEEEE
Yes
@@juliocezar2002 that's what I thought
"don't act like their gender"
I assume he doesn't mind tomboys if they're "tall and have big asses."
Unfortunately, he's probably one of those guys who thinks that everyone _must_ be either exclusively straight or exclusively gay (because obviously the world is that simple); that all bisexuals are either closeted gay dudes or straight girls who kiss other girls purely to tease men; and that any letter in LGBTQIA+ other than L or G is just someone trying to be trendy by making up a new sexuality.
I've never heard of an exual /j
"girls get to call each other cute, but when guys do it it's gay." oh, hey that's something I actually agree with. We should be more accepting of people complementing / being intimate with each other despite their gende- "It should be gay for girls too." nevermind.
I had this exact same reaction lol
well... it could be gay, but it would still be ok (boy or girl) :)
@@jimmyselsmark7346 Definitely could be yeah, and more power to them if it is 100%, it's just annoying that it's typically assumed that cute = attractive. I find rabbits cute, or cats or character art or the colour sky blue, but there's no attraction involved. Just seems silly to me
@@HellBent_ men cannot be cute. We are statuesque. We are handsome. We are not cute.
Dont ask me why. It just is what it is.
>Hating on Tomboys
And that's how you know this guy is cringe.
Tomboys rule
Found the simp
I mean. The other stuff is cringe too.
Why ya hate on the cutest of styles cringe man??
@@CritCrab110% correct statement right here
“Anyway, he’s about to get a bit racist.” has to be the most unexpected one liner I’ve ever heard from this channel.
Just hit this moment and omg I wasnt ready lmaoo
Oh god.
The "check this out" didn't help either
It hit me in the gut harder than the actual racism, and I don't get to say that every day
It’s the most incorrectly used one too.
When the character was mentioned to have tentacle tattoos that he could use, I was very afraid where it was going. Thankfully it didn't go that route, but I'm honestly surprised it didn't
you don't know that wasn't his intent
You, too?
That was probably something he was "saving for later," though.
Ugh. My stomach.
@@AuntLoopy123 I hate that you're probably right... :(
That was my first thought too. Shame is that animated construct tattoos is a cool concept too, but the tentacles in particular are a red flag combined with everything else.
Oh, it wasn’t just me, good to know…
"I don't believe in bisexuals."
"You're right. I'm secretly a hallucination."
Oh shit.. you too?! I think hallucinations can see eachother 😭😭🤣🤣
@@DragunKing sad thing is even in the community some dont think bi sexuals are real
Bisexuals are actually mythical creatures that come from the land of Lgbtopia
@@dragon22214 some? Nah man most treat us like we're just tourists. Too gay to be straight, too straight to be gay.
"You are actually straight but pretend to be bi for a joke."
That's probably how these kinds of creeps see bisexual people.
"Australian femboy tiefling artificer" I've never played dnd in my life, but that's going in my list of ideas to steal.
And the name Bunsen Burner too XD
You can do anything in D&D :)
Anything :D
_anything.... ;-;_
average tiefling build
That’s called a typical Tiefling player
Australian feebly tie fling artificer who hunts monsters! In particular!
Yeah, sounds way cool to me, too!
Maybe give yourself a break and do a few happy ones. You've earned it.
thank you...
I've got a funny story I've been meaning to post on their subreddit for a while. I might have to actually get around to it.
@@CritCrab The crab council approves to take a rest from the nasty storytelling.
@@TheSaladOne *crab noises* Yes, our Crab King deserved some rest. Glory to Crab Council!
Yeah, let's do a glory story next
I feel like, as the DM, you're obligated to tell a single player "no that's overpowered" as many times as needed. Reworking entire encounters due to the power of a single character sounds like a nightmare. Worse still if you try to make it fair and give all the other players OP stuff too.
Yup, there's no way to properly balance that. If the entire group is going extremely powerful then just ramp up the encounter and give them a bunch of enemies so they can feel like gods. But if one person does it, that means that either he/she will run through it and make the rest feel like shit, or the encounter becomes way too hard for others. I feel like never having a challenge in DND would just become plain boring really fast so i have no idea why you'd do this.
About your last sentence, nah, it’s not as much of a hassle as it sounds. Like, my game is very high power, I’m super open with giving all of my players stuff that’s way too overpowred for their level and everything, and it’s not hard to balance for at all, just gotta treat them as a few levels higher than their actual level when determining encounter difficulty. If one person is way more powerful than everyone else? Yea, that’s a problem. What I’d do in this situation is give the rest of the party powerful stuff as well, and then do what I described above
@@ronben-ezer8373 very true! I suppose I was thinking more of the in-universe explanations of these things. Like what would a level 5 wizard be doing with something like a staff of the magi or something, or why would a party of level 6/7 characters be taking on an ancient red dragon when they're really just local legends "Saves the day from Orc invaders" type people at that point, just as some (exaggerated)examples.
But, of course, everyone plays differently!
Me, deciding that my character's homebrew species is op so they get massively nerfed magic, can't swim, and need extra food. My dm approving
As someone who had to do that... I can tell you it is a wretched experience for everyone involved...
"I'll wager one sand dollar that these stories in these funny boxes should be enough to lighten the mood"
>child psychopath
>D&D causes stabbing
... ... you may have lost that bet.
I had the same lol
Same haha
8:29
I'm 100% sure this is a Jujutsu Kaisen reference, specifically to a character named Aoi Todo. Funny thing is, Todo only says this once or twice during the show. Rat would have no good reason to keep making the reference, especially if nobody laughed the first time.
I was thinking the same thing. Damn, making all of us jujutsu kaisen fans look bad.
@@luisalmanza119 facts bro. This man is a menace.
I think He says it twice actually, once to Megumi and once to Yuji
@@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 yeah, twice. Still not much compared to the socially inept rat though.
@@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 I think it's said twice in the show but not quite like that
iirc Todo says it to Megumi and then Yuji says it to Todo, when he is asked
Rat went out of his way to make the very likable and endearing anime character he was quoting into an annoying abomination huh
Freakin why
Who's the reference?
@@PhoenixBlazer39 Todoh From Juijutsu Kaisen
Unfortunately, tasteful things can be liked by tasteless people, and they sour it for everyone else.
I'm so glad I wasn't the only person who got the reference
I actually really dislike him. Like, who beats the shit out of a guy for not having the same preferences as you?
As soon as he said "tentacle* tattoos that can be animated and used" I immediately cringed and thought that was going to be the fetish.
"Ain't is not a word"
The Webster Dictionary disagrees.
The rest of English slang;
in all fairness Webster Dictionary is slightly less accurate than Urban Dictionary. They're not exactly a good source.
Using webster kinda proves his point...
As critcrab once said, "violence is never the answer it's a question, and in this case the answer is FUCK YEEES...!"
I agree soooooooo……..THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED!!!
The problem: Violence. The question: Violence? The solution: Violence!
Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question. And the answer is *YES*
Name a more unfortunate duo then “DnD” and “Creepy jerks.”
Boarding school and creepy pedophile jerks
Karen's and cashiers lol
A far more common encounter.
my fist and creepy jerks
@@tytoalba605 Far more common but it's more often than not in public, where managers and police can step in and rectify the situation. Can't say the same for a DnD game in private, where you're creeped on either in your own home online without much recourse or at another location among a group of friends... aka peer pressure and intimate embarrassment.
/r/rpghorrorstories and r*pe
"When Capri responded, that she is, in fact, bisexual, his response was that he 'doesn't believe in that stuff, but okay.'"
Brothers, get your flamers. The *HEAVY* Flamers.
I love how that was his response because what is Capi supposed to do with that information?
It’s not like some rando saying “Bisexuality is fake I don’t believe in it,” is going to somehow make her stop being bi or take psychic damage like saying you don’t believe in fairies around Tinker Bell
@@catholicberserker2443 what??
@@catholicberserker2443 Whether he “believes” LGBT+ people exist is irrelevant. They exist, it’s a fact. Get over it.
@@catholicberserker2443 source?
Honestly it's not surprising. There's even LGBT folks that don't believe in bisexuals. Its a weird topic.
As someone who has left a group bc of a creep, I’m so mad how ppl can justify sexual harassing/ being perverse to their group bc it’s “in character”
Because you leftists actively LOOK for it and when you can't find it you warp shit
I'll be fair on one thing and one thing only. A ring that can turn into any simple or martial weapon isn't inherently broken. If they turned it into a ranged weapon they'd not produce any ammo so they'd need to bring their own. If they turned it into a thrown weapon, well you've just yeet'd your brand spanking new magic item and it's now up for grabs to the world. It also wouldn't have any magic bonus aside from bypassing the normal resistances _but that's nothing a little homebrewing can't fix_
But in situations when you're fighting with a sword against an enemy that might be strong against slashing weapons, you could swap to a bludgeoning weapon and do way more.
@@lilithva9111 You can also just... carry two weapons. Ring seems more like an infiltration tool to me.
Yeah that ring sounds like more of a flavor thing. Although transformation enchantments usually do cost a lot due to "saving gold on multiple weapon".
If the game really wasn't combat heavy it hardly seems like a problem.
Now that you mention it, I remember the anime Dog Days having a ring also capable of becoming any martial weapon the holder wanted.
@@ShyBiiteVT it does
"Ain't is not a word" "Its got to, not gotta." clearly he's not from the south cause everyone says them
Ikr? "Ain't" and "gonna" ain't even AAVE. They're general American slang! I mean, I even use them in conversation with my students (given, I'm not their English teacher).
Yeah. Only an asshole would criticize someone's slang, but that doesn't make him racist. You could not get away with saying Ain't in school decades ago, had nothing to do with who you are.
@@ashlaynesaar Not even purely American. We speak like that in Australia too.
Not even American and I use those (I’m English
Ain't actually is a word too lol
"Gotta" and "Ain't" are both in the merriam-webster dictionary, so I gotta say, the dude ain't even right when he's calling out the DM for his dialect
Just because they are in the dictionary doesn't make them proper. "That ain't the problem"="That am not/are not the problem." It doesn't make sense grammatically.
@@halofornoobs93 imagine being unable to Google "ain't meaning" lmaoo. It's context based...
It's not even AAVE. I've heard and grown up with white people saying those. Teachers even stopped correcting that and more after 4th grade. Granted I lived in the South, but still.
So... Rat "does not believe" in being bisexual yet he is a DnD player.
How?
Cringe forcing your sexuality on others
He's about to get a bit racist.
Wtf, I hope it does not get worst.
*Keeps hearing the story*
It just got worst...
A story that seems fit fit only hell itself.
Welp *grabs popcorn*
Oh hello there! How's the Plague doctor's doing?
Just make sure to only grab popcorn!
Got a bucket of popcorn for myself as well, Crispy
@@user-qd8pb2xq7j What elses would he grab?
If you're trying to make a sexual joke, it won't work. Crispy's asexual. At least, I seem to remember Crispy posting about "visible asexual confusion" at some "sexy" behavior in several of the stories he posted.
YES, ASEXUALS ARE JUST AS REAL AS BISEXUALS! This creep in the story would probably deny it, and say, "YOU HAVE to choose a side, and you HAVE to have sex with SOMEBODY, whether you like it or not!" Because that's the sort of person he is.
@@AuntLoopy123 its just a simple reference joke to the event from the story. Not a good one too, but hey sometimes I just cant help it.
Rat: *Acting like a creep towards Capi*
Me: "Every time."
Capi: *Is a self-proclaimed Tomboy.*
Rat: *Hates it when people dont act like their gender.*
Me: "Peace was never an option."
@@catholicberserker2443 No bitches?
thats how you know they in the closet too
@@lunaticscribbles6016 Not really. A person can be a flaming heterosexual, and refuse to allow anyone else to behave in a different way, because "Being different from me is WRONG."
Doesn't mean they're hiding anything. They could be an open book asshole.
Tomboys are simply higher beings and he cant accept it yet.
Seriously I have no idea how he could not like tomboys. I thought it was like every guy’s dream to find a girl who likes a lot of the same things they do and logically a tomboy would fit that. Oh well, that creep’s loss
Pretty sure the reason Capi was so tolerant of rat was because she really didn’t want something to kill the session
Or specifically - she didn't want to kill *him*
She didn't want to kill the session - she didn't want anyone to get killed in the session.
Ironically, Rat may well have destroyed the entire game, but if she'd said something she might've been spared a lot of creepery plus the assault that eventually happened. And, y'know, if the DM hadn't talked his people down, also the prison terms she & Dog would've served for stomping his evil little posterior through the crust of the earth.
It's a great life lesson: do not let creepers escalate. Nip them in their bud asap. You're not the creator of the drama, they are, and you must take some sort of action.
“Anyways he’s about to get a bit racist check this out”
great name for a biography
69th like, you're welcome
I feel bad for CritCrab. The most recent stories are really terrifying.
I think it’s great that he’s doing this to spread more awareness about creepy people in dnd
Nah, I think deep down he probably get some enjoyment reading the stories or otherwise he'll stop doing it. It's like when people watch a fire or a car crash or real crimes documentaries.
I find it so funny when people say “I don’t believe in that stuff,” about being gay or bi, because… It’s kind of just funny to imagine that one person saying that would be enough for millions(?) of people to just *cease* from existence lol. I’m bi, so either physics are going to stop working and I’m about to fade into nothing or the refusal toward my existence is clearly incorrect. 😂
@@goodmangreats8650 Hey OP what the fuck does this mean
You're just a gay in denial or a straight person pretending, either way, just shit young people say for attention.
That guy should have been called out and kicked out long before it got that far.
I also feel the valentine game the DM planned sounded like a really bad idea when a player is this sort of problem.
I think the Valentine Idea makes more sense from the DM's perspective considering that romance is a plot point in the RP. We know Dog and Rabbit had a romance plot, and Capi had an NPC they was interested in. It's likely Rat and Cat's in-game characters possibly had some romance, or at the very least, it'd have been easy to do so.
Furthermore, the situation on text is likely different than in reality; the "looks" could've been months prior and forgotten, or the DM thought that it wasn't that big of a deal (naivety, considering how long Rat stayed in the group), etc.
You perfectly encapsulate the pure fear and horror of these stories, even just with the thumbnail and title
Whenever I click on a new upload of yours, I think "Oh no, what happens this time!?", and it is truly incredible, great job!
Brian gang, rise up and never let this terrifying behavior slide!
100%
Yeah!
I agree with you fellow Brian’s
@@hoovy2319 Our name shall be carved into history, as the glory of the day we unite as one shines through the centuries!
Yo what up
Funny story, I was almost attacked for a similar thing at the end of the story. A female at our table told me out of the blue "I almost just slapped you out of that chair 😄" because she felt a gentle touch drag across her leg. Before she knocked me into next week, she realized it was her cats tail as he passed by 😄
I once had the opposite happen to me. I was in class, when I felt a fuzzy rub against my leg, and I screamed, jumped onto my chair, and announced that "There's a MOUSE!" It was really the guy sharing the desk with me, playing footsie in fuzzy socks.
He never spoke to me again.
Ehhh referring to women as females,,, :|
Rat and Cat were both awful in this story, but I'm really disappointed that neither Capi nor anyone else did anything to shut them down sooner. And I'd really like to know why Capi though pairing up with Rat for that last event was in any way ok.
That’s the mayor takeaway from tjos story, if you don’t set boundaries in this situation it will keep escalating.
It is a shame that most creeps take others silence, as consent..
Bullies, abusers, tyrants - everyone will take silence from target and/or bystanders as consent/acceptance of their "terrible behavior"...
It's sad that capi didn't see her predicament as "worth upsetting the group"
I think it's a real shame that, at one point in history, "silence is consent" was actually the law.
And then, when Sir Thomas More did not agree to King Henry VIII annulling his marriage to Queen Katherine of Aragon, in order to marry Lady Anne Boleyn, but he kept his mouth shut, because, while he could not come out and speak against his principles, he could keep his mouth shut, and LEGALLY, "silence is consent," so that meant that the king got his LEGAL support, Henry wasn't satisfied, and said, "I don't care that I have your LEGAL support. I won't be satisfied until you SAY SO, and if you do NOT speak up in favor of my marriage to Anne, then I'll KILL YOU."
And then, eventually, the law was changed to consent having to be spoken, because of the precedent that "silent consent wasn't good enough," which, to be fair, it isn't, but gee, whiz! The man straight up murdered his GOOD FRIEND, just because his good friend didn't want to speak on a particular subject, and followed his LEGAL RIGHTS.
I'm all for "Yes Means Yes," but I don't believe anyone should be killed just for DISAGREEING with a person, especially when they disagreed SILENTLY, without causing harm for anyone.
"Oh, but, his silence emboldened other to disagree verbally!" Maybe the others already disagreed and were already bold. That's just throwing YOUR FRIEND under the extremely large and heavy cart, designed to carry a great number of passengers.
@@AuntLoopy123 freedom of speech is a human right, and, at least in America, you can't be murdered for disagreeing because such an act is morally abhorrent. Other countries like the UK or Germany will jail or fine you for saying things they don't like, but at least won't murder you.
Because it literally is...
It goes without saying that Rat's behavior is awful, as was Cat"s, but I'm honestly concerned by how Capi was reacting up until that final pivotal moment. When the OP asked Capi how she felt about what Rat had been doing and she brushed it off like it was nothing? Girl! What are you doing? I understand people have different boundaries, but you cannot let creeps get away with their behavior, because they'll not only continue but will eventually escalate to something way worse, as it clearly did. Creeps always tell you who they are. He should have been booted way earlier.
Also shame on the campus for not responding to the report.
To be fair, we don't know on what day this all happened. If this took place on a Saturday evening, it makes sense that the campus authorities haven't reacted yet, since the typing seems to have taken place the day after the event, which would mean that it's a Sunday, and probably no one on campus has even seen that email.
Honestly I feel like as a female-born person that it is part of our 'training' from birth that they push on us. And especially if you grew up when feminism or equality was the butt of every joke. So, in areas like this they tend to give people chances, which is nice but in the wrong individual, it can be a huge wreck. In that, no offense but my heart goes out to everyone involved; including that the troublesome person sought help if this was thier awakening..
@@TyJay20 so you identify as an uneducated person! Hey that's fine with me; I grew up with all of you!
We're literally trained from birth to not make a fuss if someone violates our boundaries, that sexual assault is a small price to pay to avoid being completely ostracized; and a lot of us know first hand how quickly a gross man can become a violent one. And people incredulously going, "wHy WoUlD YoU lEt ThAt HapPen!?" instead of showing basic compassion doesn't help us get over what happened, shockingly
But if convincing yourself that *you* would never freeze up, and would always be 100% strong and react perfectly in the face of that sort of behavior helps you feel secure and good about yourself, go for it, I guess.
It is almost certainly the position of campus security that they do not talk about cases, complaints, and ongoing (or settled) investigations. (It's also likely they didn't do a damned thing at all about it, to be fair.)
"Not hearing from campus authorities for that long is concerning"
Bro not hearing back AT ALL is incredibly common, America's college justice system is FUCKED in regards to SA's
If there's one thing I've learned about colleges, it's that campus authority exists only to cover up crimes that happen on campus, not do anything about the criminals.
The gf was defo in on this whole thing. If I saw my SO doing any form of the stuff that rat was doing, I would be effectively pretty angry and have a serious discussion with them and most likely break up with them. Also, I would be more careful now that both Rat and his gf are angry with the group and will most likely start going after them one by one in some way, shape or form.
@@catholicberserker2443 And? It's better to be single than to be with someone who is going to cheat on me or make my life miserable.
@@catholicberserker2443 wait wtf? You're saying someone is single because they would have a problem with their SO blatantly making a pass at someone else in front of them? My god, I hope you're still single for everyone else sake.
@@catholicberserker2443 Cope, Seethe, Mald
@@catholicberserker2443 nah brah
I get the feeling that rat is probably being abusive to cat. And likely forcing her to do polyam even though she probably isn't allowed to object, or they are doing a toxic polyam situation where he has all the say and if she has objections, he bully her to go his way. I have unfortunately seen this scenario play out in real life, with a friend and his ex wife, and it didn't end well (part of the reason she's an ex)
There were so many red flags before the end NASCAR should sue that creep for IP infringement.
“Girls get to call each other cute, but when guys do it, it’s gay! It should be gay for girls too.” I snorted. 😂
I am seriously worried about Cat's behavior. it sounds like classic behavior from an abused woman.
Maybe but she may also be into like being cucked.
or they have different relationship standards than you. there's a strong possibility that they had a more relaxed relationship and her reaction came from a place of frustration and guilt over how much more permissive guys are than girls. remember OP tried multiple times to convince her to be offended and her response was essentially "it's not that serious".
Stop making excuses for random women.
Oh dear a force fetish story. I think I’m going to need a tight crab hug after this one
Doesn't everyone like big butts? That's not really a fetish, just natural human attraction. It would be far more weird if he tried to force vore, scat, piss, inflation, etc on everyone.
@@krimsonkatt not really no honestly
@KrimsonKatt still a fetish, just a very common one. Fetishes don't all have to be extremely weird or rare.
@@potassiumbandit3863 are you trying to tell me not everyone gets off on feet, some people just get *on* their feet and walk around all day? i never would've guessed! /s /e.g.
@@krimsonkatt You know, I’m actually not really a big butt kind of person. Never really thought about it until your comment.
You taught me what not to do; as a newbie DnD player, we're currently at second campaign. Currently a flute playing, lvl 6 human support bard. Love your content.
YOU'RE AMAZING 🦀‼️
You know what the craziest thing that happened in MY gaming group back in 2000 was? We were asked to keep the noise down by the people in the room next to the common room, and we politely agreed. What the hell is happening these days?
"Especially at a table that was about 41.67% black."
That is such a specific number though, damn DM 🤣
Dang, I think this guy fills one or two entire rows on the Creep Bingo. Verbally moletst women at the table, check. Tries to powerplay, check. Metagaming and cheating, check. Whines when he doesn't get his way, check. Actually molests another player in and OUT of game, check. Deliberately acts in an obnoxious way, check...
Don't forget the racism and classism
@@kelseymacleod8529 And having another player enable his behavior.
The second I heard that Rat had tentacles I already knew where this was headed
Surpringly not.
@@realrealwarpet made the comment before I actually got to the bad part lol
@@DoctorVagrantYT im surprised, and glad, it didn’t.
@@realrealwarpet because groping was last straw, thankfully. I have no doubt that it would have otherwise gone that far...
Though that creep (and his gf since she would have likely tried to defend him) should have been kicked out earlier.
God I don't know why but a character randomly blurting "I love a tall woman with a fat ass" with no prompting is infinitely funny
"I'm bisexual" *makes a wisdom save* "I don't believe in that stuff" lmfao
You know when Crab brought up the 'tentacle' tattoos i thought _that_ was going to be the weird fetish Rat had and try to force it onto a character. But the weird objectification and assaulting her IRL is gross, too
Aint is not really a 'black' word.
Its very prevalent in the South.
Yeah i don’t think OP knows what they were talking about there. Most of that is just informal language
THE Edit: As an african ttrpg enthusiast I am sad to say "He's about to get a bit racist" did not even phase me, but the fact that he was fetishizing a black woman while being micro aggressively racist REALLY DOESN'T PHASE ME
edit edit: Ain't, Gotta, and some things people get mad at black people for saying is just GENERAL COLLOQUIALISM. Does rat even know that slang terms and abbreviations were used way back when and that Grammar is subjective?
I don’t think grammar is really subjective considering that one thing of grammar is all that’s taught in school and used, both for English and any other language
@@Scruffy-qi3ik Dialects and accents beg to differ. If we really want to be strict about it, any informal speech is generally grammatical incorrect in some way. Most accents are too. Grammar may be objective, but how much of it needs to be applied to casual daily speech is entirely subjective.
@@puffena9013 I don’t disagree with that part, I’m just saying grammar by it’s point isn’t subjective. Also accents are literally of people used to their 1st language and not used to the 2nd-etc. they’re using their own languages grammar with different words. Doesn’t mean that they’re wrong or right. Grammar is still objective, especially to it’s different languages and dialects, but objectivity doesn’t mean that it’s not allowed to be modified a little.
Also aren’t dialects mostly sub-languages of their own with their own rules that just slightly match the main languages?
@@Scruffy-qi3ik what about British people? English is in every way their language, and yet of the several British accents that exist, none of them are without some form of grammar error in common usage. Even the fact that there are several different British accents that all bend or break the rules in different ways is enough to see why some objective view of grammar is pretty dumb. What’s the point of arguing for a thing’s objectivity is nobody actually follows it? Who cares how objective grammar is if everyone has decided that violating it sometimes is completely acceptable. It might as well be subjective at that point, a law everyone is expected to break is barely a law at that point.
And yeah, dialects are like their own little sub-languages, sub languages that only exist as a result of speakers of one language not completely following the grammar rules of it to a point where it differentiates enough to deserve its own categorization.
@@puffena9013 grammar has more to do with how things are said though anyways, things that are objective have loopholes, that’s what separate words and phrases are about, but there’s those important rules that stick in that can’t be changed without causing confusion, such as punctuation, commas, quote marks, periods, exclamation points, and question marks, and etc. grammar applies just as much if notate more important to writing as it does speaking. And as an example of a non English language, Japan has multiple different ways of saying the same thing that are almost different words most of the time just for it to come off in different ways being casual, friendly, mature, and etc. which is a rule that persists between their dialects
Campus security when someone is sexually assaulted: "I sleep"
Campus security when someone says something slightly disagreeable: "Real shit?" *banned*
Seriously, when someone says "oh don't make a fuss. I don't want it to disrupt the game" don't listen to them. There was no way she wasn't even a little uncomfortable by this. How many of these stories get out of hand because the victim didn't want to ruin the game? They didn't want to cause a stir or make things awkward. We all need to realize that the victem isn't the one disrupting the game in that case. It's the abuser 😡
I have a feeling that college is exactly the place where you'd expect to find roleplay gaming overlap with roleplay sexual fetish and that people 1) don't realize that's what they're actually doing or 2) don't realize there's a difference or 3) are just there to predate on others who think it's just friendly, platonic gaming.
"Ain't is not a word" "Its got to, not gotta."
CLEARLY, Rat is not from the South.
Crit Crab: "I'll wager one sand dollar that these stories in these fully boxes should be enough to lighten the mood."
Stories: "Creep Secretly Records My Voice for His Animated P*rn Videos" and "D&D Trouble Causes IRL Stabbing".
Well someone's one sand dollar poorer.
I don’t know how Capi was able to even be in the same vicinity as Rat. That whole situation made me cringe and creeped out on an extreme level. I’ve dealt with these type of people and the disgust you feel for them makes you sick just even being around them. Idk how he wasn’t kicked out earlier.
A ring that can transform into any simple martial weapon as a bonus action is really not that crazy. Actually, sounds like a pretty fun and creative thing to play around with. the next item listen was plus 5 AC!
Wouldn't the ring basically be the pact of the blade warlock ability? (Iirc there's even a invocation to include ranged weapons?)
As a DM, if you cut me off I'll give you 3 strikes (if you're good I'll reset them) After 3 I start rolling for 10lb bird poops falling from the sky and caving your skull in. I've only had to roll for it once, but after it did 15 points of bludgeoning damage no one cut me off anymore
To be fair, I’ve had several games where I roll 7 or less on *literally every roll I make.* And at a certain point, I just get sick of it and ask for either some mercy or to leave the table if it’s going on for long enough.
We've all had those days.
I lend players dice when I see them rolling low consistently cause sometimes the dice just hate you and will roll bad for you and great for other people....like my cursed dice roll 1s for me, 20s for everyone else. It was a great set to have when I was dming and wanted to show mercy or give an edge to the players.
I don't think he was racist with correcting "ain't" and "gotta". I'm from South Texas and Mexican/white and talk like that everyday 🤣 BUT he was definitely an asshole either way. Just let people talk how they want.
Exactly. He's not in a corporate setting and the people at the table understood him just fine. There was no need to nitpick on combined words you personally wouldn't combine.
As a life-long grammar-nazi, I can honestly say that we have no problem with the word "ain't". It was actually added to the dictionary way back in 1858. Anyone who parrots the phrase, "Ain't isn't a word." Had a lazy teacher and very outdated education.
"I'll wager one sand dollar that these stories in these funny boxes should be enough to lighten the mood."
I look at the boxes and see the names:
'Child psychopath terrifies everybody'
'D&D trouble causes IRL stabbing'
I'll DM you may account details at Crab National Bank so you can deposit the sand dollar directly.
I am very thankful for these videos. They have helped me keep an eye out for bad behavior and red flags. I have been able to avoid these problem players by kicking them out immediately. One guy made an underage naked naive dragon girl with a background that involved a "bad encounter with goblins" and I kicked him out right there. No need for explanation, I know what your about.
Somebody being an asshole about bad grammar doesn't make them racist. Correcting grammar isn't racist. Its low class to demand somebody speak the way you want them to, but not "underhanded racism". The grammar Nazi type go after people with southern style vernacular as well. Most of us are white. Its more of a pompous classist style of bullying than anything.
How did this dude get into the group and managed to stay as long as he did holy shit what a nightmare of a human
this is why I almost never want to play with a new group
*Insert "I'm about to get racist" Goku reference here.*
Jokes aside, Rat's "girlfriend," honestly I think is part of the problem too. It looks like she's only around him just to either flex over him, or secretly has a superiority complex she's holding over Rat.
Her behavior in the end shouldn't be excused either.
As a straight laced man who is just as amorous as anyone else. I can say that Rat and Cat are a sad duo to be sure. Flirting is fine, IF you don't already have a Girlfriend, and you make it clear you are flirting and STOP if you get a no, or a go away vibe on the idea. For example, even if Cat wasn't a factor. Rat was being an outright sociopath ass.
Here's a metaphor: Flirting is a fine art form where you dance close to but never pass over the line of the appropriate for your relationship. You knock on the door, you don't kick it down, or lay on it scratching at the frame yowling.
Allowing Rat to 'lay on the door' of her boundaries eventually let him get the audacity to try kicking the door open.
If I liked a lady at a game I was playing, I'd go through several steps.
1: Availability. Is she single, around my age, the sort of person I'd want to live with if things did work out? Yes? Move to step 2. Otherwise curb interest but maintain friendliness.
2: Get to know better. Spend time in game, get to know her personality, see how me and her mesh in game and out of game as people.
3: Make the move. I don't mean something creepy, just maybe ask her out to eat, or to hang out, or if you feel comfortable enough, ask for a date. If she says no, accept it gracefully and let the friend zone maintain and find someone else. if she says yes... step four.
4: Let things develop naturally. Don't suddenly become 'weird' if you can avoid it. Be a friend AND an interest. Don't suddenly close the friend door just for the 'romance', that's losing something good to gain something that is untested.
Point being Rat violated every step on that list repeatedly, made a creep of himself. Made an ass of the DM for having faith in him. And was an ass for squeezing an ass, and getting his ass kicked out of the game.
I ain't going to go into this a lot more but to say, he comes across as a Horny Sociopath and Manipulator who doesn't care who he hurts.
There are usually sides to every story, but in this case it sounded like he was a total ass to someone who was trying not to be an asshole or a Karin despite his warning signs. Someone trying to be his friend despite being an embarrassment multiple times and putting her in the spotlight in a bad way.
His story would probably sound a lot like 'it was just a joke' or 'they pushed me somehow'. You know the stories.
I preach this to my girlfriend, ladies, people who are creapy like that need a clear and decisive talking to. If you don't clearly establish your boundaries with people, they will use it as an excuse to continue. If you don't clearly establish your boundaries and shut this stuff down then you are encouraging it. Never let this stuff slide
Im fairly new to D&D but i watch your videos ALOT and they give me great red flags to look out for, especially since i play online because my local irl friends don't play D&D. I've run into some weird situations in my current journey to find a great group and campaign but nothing as horrifying as some of these stories you tell and i hope it stays that way. The subject of your videos scare me sometimes but your commentary keeps me optimistic lol. I appreciate your content and you trying to shed some light on these crazy situations in the best way you can. Much love man keep it up
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I’ve gotta say, whoever drew that face in the thumbnail is a legend
As a DM and as a player I will address any issues I have right away and then if it persists, kick the player out. I will not passively sit by with uncomfortable behaviour from anyone. I avoid 99% of issues and players like this ever becoming a problem and I've never had a single campaign in 6+ years negatively effected by anyone because of it.
I was fine with this story, some details were starting to strike me as a little odd and I was starting to have some doubts but whatever. Then comes the "for our last session I decided to do a valentine's session with the goddess of love testing the party's romantic attraction" and I'm sorry either this didn't happen or the DM is an idiot. Yes hindsight is 20/20 and sure, I get the not immediately booting him if the target of his harassment said it's fine, perhaps bad judgement but as he says, hindsight is 20/20.
However with the sum totality of this player's behaviour, and the problem every other player has with him and his known harassment towards a female player, if you're going to hold any kind of valentine session you have to uninvite this guy and you certainly don't let HIM pick who he wants to pair with. And then capi accepts it? Is this girl on tranquilisers, does she even know what is happening around her? I don't condone any of Rats behaviour, in fact he's exactly the kind of player I wouldn't want to play with, but I cannot believe we're getting the full unbiased story here. I mean if we are then god, someone in this group seriously needs to grow something resembling a spine, literally anyone.
Yeah same I hear the story and all the creepiness and fetish and everything and when he said the last session was Valentine's themed I scream internally "Are you outta yo effing mind??!?"
Sounds like Cat maybe so invested in having a boyfriend, that she will let Rat do whatever he wants. Its always sad when someone decides to just be the bookmark in someone else's story.
You’re wrong for that sarcasm man, you made me spit my drink on my keyboard 🤣🤣
I can’t describe how much I love these videos man, thankyou for existing 😊
"giant desert starfish" I'm both aroused and frightened. This is so nonsensical that it goes full circle and makes perfect sense.
Crit Crabman, back at it again with another banger
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Ive only now realized that Rat was smearing the good name of Aoi "The Man" Todo.
Unforgivable. The heavy flamers it is!
OP definitely dropped the ball here. That comment about not believing in bisexuality and wanting "people to act like their own gender" would have been an instant ban from my table, ESPECIALLY when paired with everything else.
love the content keeps me sane during school work thank you crit crab.
12:53 I am the kinda guy who goes "bruh why can't dudes just tell people that they paint their walls nicely and mean nothing more whith it" but this goes a long way explaining why people get suspicious.
Campus security is 100% going to brush this under the rug. They would rather cover it up than acknowledge it, because acknowledging that it happened would "make them look bad"
So many questions, so many problems, hindsight 20/20, and everything. But if you have a problem, with a player making inappropriate advances, why would you run a session based around love and valentines day? Why create that kind of environment as a dm? I've run holiday games before (Christmas theme with the party vs Krampus is a classic) but why would you do this? Obviously this guy is a monster, and his girlfriend is too. And my heart goes out to the DM. But as soon as I heard "So I planned a valentine's day session....All I could think was "Oh god no." No one deserves this kind of thing.
fellas, call your male friends cute.
it's cute
AAVE...otherwise known as SLANG. It's not THAT bad; people point out that I have a VERY distinctive manner of speaking and a peculiar vernacular that makes them assume I'm originally from somewhere in the British Isles.
17:00 - Yeah, at this point in the story it's OBVIOUS that Cat was enabling this behavior in Rat. I have a LOT of problems with this sort of thing because I've had or known people who've had bad experiences because of it. Lately it seems like too many people with "alternative lifestyles" use that as an excuse to lash out, behave like complete dumbasses, and attack other people for "not understanding".
I love listening to a crab talk about games while relaxing on a beach ✨
As a professional hillbilly, I object to the grammar nazi portion
I will defend my use of "ain't" and "gotta" and other improper contractions or verbal shorthand as a member of the societal lower class.
Ain't nobody nohow fixin' be touchin' my mother tongue.
I'm not sure I have an issue with a ring that can turn into any simple or marshal weapon as a Bonus action. I've never seen a lack of mundane versions of these after the first couple of encounters. That one feels more like flavour than useful.
Would be more powerful in older editions where weapon types properly mattered, given they have tieflings in their group that's not the case.
Maybe just with the restriction is can't be like a polearm (with 10 feet melee range) and some restrictions on making it a ranged weapon. There probably wouldn't be an issue then imo. At least compared to a +5 AC i think that's pretty mild.
That was one heck of a story, i hope everyone learned their lessons! Dm to be less tolerant of bs. Rat, to not be like that, cat, to respect herself more, capi to let others help and dog and rabbit to keep on chillin, but also speak up.
Edit: assuming the story is true, of course.
"A self proclaimed tomboy who aims to dress as a 90s Westcoast rapper" same girl, same
Pretty sure that guy mixed up ghosts and bisexuals, it's a common misconception.
This is just a story about a DM enabling another person.
This dude should've been out after the first minute of narration.
I don't see how someone can write a story like this and be amazed by how bad it got while they couldn't be bothered anymore to do anything about it.
That's on OP.
EDIT: this was on more people than just OP. Because everyone was enabling this creep.
Time to inflict a bad time on myself o~hohoho boi I can't wait! :D
Sheesh CritCrab cant catch a break with these few crazy stories
"Ain't" is 100% a real word. I'm a Texan, we say all those things on the regular.