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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • What would happen if Paint The Town Red and GTA had a baby? Broke Protocol would happen
    Paint The Town Red ► • IRISH PUB FIGHTING SIM...
    ►Twitter : / jacksepticeye
    ►Instagram: / jacksepticeye
    ►Facebook : / officialjacksepticeye
    ►Merchandise: jacksepticeye.f...
    Game Link: brokeprotocol.com/
    Edited by: / pixlpit
    Outro animation created by Pixlpit:
    / pixlpit
    Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
    • TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @froyohead
    @froyohead 7 років тому +436

    _The best time to break out of prison is on Halloween_

  • @pixelian990
    @pixelian990 7 років тому +1752

    Jack: "He's shooting my car with a crowbar!"
    Logic

  • @enzo_c.
    @enzo_c. 7 років тому +782

    "Now is the time for ice cream. I scream, u scream, I scream louder than u u don't win."- Jack 2017

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  7 років тому +127

      No one screams louder than I!

    • @shishisenkou95
      @shishisenkou95 7 років тому +4

      So true lol Love your vids always making me smile & laugh thank you ^_^

    • @fougiaahmed1745
      @fougiaahmed1745 7 років тому +3

      jacksepticeye I challange you and I can also go higher

    • @bostonian4650
      @bostonian4650 7 років тому +4

      jacksepticeye cause ur an Irish man ( I'm Irish too :) )

    • @emmynae2124
      @emmynae2124 7 років тому +4

      Enzo Carone I was reading this the same time he said it

  • @presentpanic5576
    @presentpanic5576 6 років тому +97

    911: "911 what's your emergency?"
    Jack: "a guy is shooting my car with a crowbar!"
    911: *hangs up*

  • @mcbutteryqleplar5170
    @mcbutteryqleplar5170 7 років тому +446

    "I really hope that car explodes, i shot it alot with my hammer"- Jacksepticeye June 20th, 2017
    He truly is our savior

  • @ConCoClem
    @ConCoClem 7 років тому +86

    Jack killed me in this game
    I never thought he'd say my name
    But he fucking shot me all the same
    ~Connor

    • @sassythesasquatch762
      @sassythesasquatch762 7 років тому +2

      ConCoClem you should be

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  7 років тому +10

      You were the worst one Connor!! THE WORST :P

    • @ConCoClem
      @ConCoClem 7 років тому +1

      jacksepticeye I'LL REPENT FOR MY SEPTIC SINS

    • @ConCoClem
      @ConCoClem 7 років тому +2

      also my pants got tighter when I saw the reply

    • @topflop9119
      @topflop9119 7 років тому

      nonody cares

  • @imaginibarlad
    @imaginibarlad 7 років тому +482

    I can't believe that Jack got his hands on GTA 6. This graphics are lit.😁 Edit: Thank you all for the likes. Very cool. 420 BLAZIN' BABY!

    • @correction2569
      @correction2569 7 років тому +12

      Imagini Barlad he never got it. Edit: Dear salty nine year olds,
      Realize that I was joking on a joke.
      Sincerely, some one whose not a salty nine year old.

    • @dhssd7d5fnes62
      @dhssd7d5fnes62 7 років тому +6

      I refuse to believe that the joke went over your head.

    • @asher8756
      @asher8756 7 років тому +4

      Michael Smith take a joke

    • @TommyTom21
      @TommyTom21 7 років тому

      mr.askmay Change your profile picture.

    • @ouqod
      @ouqod 7 років тому +2

      TommyTom21 wut

  • @bradytaylor6444
    @bradytaylor6444 7 років тому +413

    "He shot me with a crowbar"
    -Jack 2017

  • @SparkyRaichu
    @SparkyRaichu 7 років тому +37

    "They're just sleeping with their eyes open and their blood turned off."
    ....I'm getting that on a t-shirt... i think.

  • @shaunafrederick5169
    @shaunafrederick5169 7 років тому +95

    "I hear gunshots, its not u dominic ur a nice lil pokemon trainer." ~Jacksepticeye 2017

    • @cyrusmckenna1695
      @cyrusmckenna1695 7 років тому +3

      Shauna Frederick I read this comment right before he said it and I was confused because I didn't remember him saying it.

    • @maxsavage8574
      @maxsavage8574 7 років тому +1

      JoyReaper Games lol

    • @acrojen03
      @acrojen03 7 років тому +1

      JoyReaper Games Same! Omg, that's weird...

    • @betholiver5066
      @betholiver5066 7 років тому

      Shauna

  • @justthinking8550
    @justthinking8550 7 років тому +273

    "ice cream, you scream, i scream louder than you! you don't win!"
    - Jacksepticeye 2017 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mushly17
    @Mushly17 7 років тому +74

    "EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANS UP AND YOUR PANTS DOWN THEN SHAKE YOUR BUTT ALL AROUND IT'S PARTY TIME IN BROKEPRODICON(?)" 2017 Jack Hammer

  • @itsjack2769
    @itsjack2769 7 років тому +124

    Jack always has the best thumbnails!

    • @onnirokka5769
      @onnirokka5769 7 років тому +4

      It'sJack great fingernails anyway...

    • @metalicbat3503
      @metalicbat3503 7 років тому

      why are we talking about jacks thumbs lol

    • @onnirokka5769
      @onnirokka5769 7 років тому +3

      metalic bat not the thumbs, the thumbnails.

    • @xavierfauver
      @xavierfauver 7 років тому +2

      Fuckin' idiots...

    • @doctorhacks1452
      @doctorhacks1452 7 років тому +1

      Xavier Fauver finally, someone intelligent in the comment section!

  • @richmondavenal1041
    @richmondavenal1041 7 років тому +45

    6:59
    Jack: "I scream you scream"
    Me: "WE ALL SCREAM CAUSE WE'RE TERRIFIED OF WHATS AROUND THE CORNER"

    • @iceprincess5309
      @iceprincess5309 7 років тому +1

      Professor Severus Snape lol same

    • @nikkibtnt9658
      @nikkibtnt9658 7 років тому +5

      Professor Severus Snape I WAS LOOKING IN THE COMMENTS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHO THOUGHT THAT

    • @dilz922
      @dilz922 7 років тому +3

      Professor Severus Snape yES I hAve beEn waItiNg

    • @Maxx_croww
      @Maxx_croww 7 років тому +1

      WE STAY IN PLACE 'CAUSE WE DONT WANNA LOOSE OUR MINDS

    • @pizzadude4294
      @pizzadude4294 7 років тому +1

      dil z k

  • @ToastyGamer
    @ToastyGamer 7 років тому +245

    Lol "I'm fucking Jesus!" 2:37 XD

  • @jk-zh6zk
    @jk-zh6zk 7 років тому +133

    "am I alive or dead? IM F*#@ING JESUS!!"😂😂😂😂😂 2:39

  • @hottakebabe3842
    @hottakebabe3842 7 років тому +284

    Jack: "People say fuck the police but I say thank you kind sirs"
    Me, pulling out receipts: "We've literally heard you say fuck the police in 17 different videos before. In July of 2016 you published.."

    • @galaxy-starheart1545
      @galaxy-starheart1545 7 років тому +15

      Catlily Holmes definitely more than 17

    • @Quince477
      @Quince477 7 років тому +5

      Galaxy-starheart 😂😂😂

    • @Fl1ght0f1carus
      @Fl1ght0f1carus 7 років тому +1

      This is the police! Everybody down on the ground! This is the police (it's fu***** chaos)

  • @IzzyTv
    @IzzyTv 7 років тому +52

    I know you probably won't see this but I have to say you're an amazing person, Jack. Even with the huge following you have you're forever humble and you don't shove it in everyone's faces. You are one of the very few UA-camrs who stay true to themselves even with all the UA-cam fame. You seem like an honest, good-hearted soul who would admit to their wrongs if you ever committed one. I love you Jack, as I'm sure all of the people here do too.

  • @cup_check_official
    @cup_check_official 7 років тому +140

    i showed this to my mom and she got scared of his high five xD she thought he slapped her lol

    • @kimyong5548
      @kimyong5548 7 років тому +5

      lol

    • @Darius731
      @Darius731 7 років тому +10

      NevaEnouf that sounds rude

    • @Ae3lolz
      @Ae3lolz 7 років тому +8

      "THANK you guys, for watchinthisvideoIF YOU LIKED IT; SLAP YOUR MOM, IN THE FACE....... LIKEABOSS!"

    • @addistar2844
      @addistar2844 7 років тому +1

      M8 R8 But if it is true He is right, But it might be fake

    • @BIONauTMate
      @BIONauTMate 7 років тому +4

      NevaEnouf it sounds like you have no manners

  • @patayles6772
    @patayles6772 7 років тому +69

    "why does punching things make gun shot sounds?"
    me: BECAUSE U HAVE HANDS OF STEEL!

    • @littlemax9113
      @littlemax9113 6 років тому

      hell yeah

    • @rashadlittle4762
      @rashadlittle4762 6 років тому

      Pat Ayles because

    • @rashadlittle4762
      @rashadlittle4762 6 років тому

      Everybody you know why punch punching sounds sounds like guns on this game because the hands are guns

  • @chatterblocks2904
    @chatterblocks2904 7 років тому +174

    When you shot verbal would that count as verbal assault?

  • @user-ng6lp2rz6m
    @user-ng6lp2rz6m 7 років тому +54

    " am I alive or am I dead ... IM FUCKING JESUS." yes that fits pefectly within the category of dead and alive😂

    • @broth7905
      @broth7905 7 років тому +5

      Zzzzaydieeee737 he said that because he was walking on water, not because he was alive ir dead...

    • @erinoconnell9544
      @erinoconnell9544 7 років тому

      Hahaha XD

    • @harryglynn7518
      @harryglynn7518 7 років тому +1

      Николас восканян take the joke it was sound but dont ruin it

    • @christopherlauf3761
      @christopherlauf3761 7 років тому

      Николас восканян he knows...

    • @user-ng6lp2rz6m
      @user-ng6lp2rz6m 7 років тому

      ZapAPhone i know lol. its just funny when you just read it and havent seen that part

  • @blazer_nation7718
    @blazer_nation7718 7 років тому +36

    Jack has the best thumbnails ever

  • @reallyytired
    @reallyytired 7 років тому +173

    my name is Dominic so when Jack said "Hands up Dominic,oh cocaine" my mom was like what are you doing? 😂

    • @iDilloni
      @iDilloni 7 років тому +2

      Xx_weedjesus420_x X hi

    • @arcticcarper700
      @arcticcarper700 7 років тому +1

      Xx_weedjesus420_x X perfect name for this

    • @SinsemillaD
      @SinsemillaD 5 років тому +1

      COOL!!!!!!

  • @dellstra7926
    @dellstra7926 7 років тому +185

    "Who turned off the sky?" -Jacksepticeye 2017

    • @jgburgos88
      @jgburgos88 7 років тому +10

      Dellie Emmy Then in a couple of minutes the sky had clouds shaped as letters saying: "God was here"

    • @dellstra7926
      @dellstra7926 7 років тому

      Clorox Embassador XD

    • @chocalatemamma
      @chocalatemamma 5 років тому

      Jackaboy

  • @martenlandman4252
    @martenlandman4252 7 років тому +99

    6:23 Look at the name 😅

  • @danjixkrabix
    @danjixkrabix 7 років тому +54

    hey jack the police wont chase u if u change the clothes

  • @sincerely_greer
    @sincerely_greer 7 років тому +8

    6:56
    *freezes and stares at Jack*
    I was literally eating ice cream when he said this lmao

  • @ahren95
    @ahren95 7 років тому +64

    "I'm fucking Jesus!"
    -Jacksepticeye 2017

    • @MrCamilla
      @MrCamilla 7 років тому +1

      And there goes the humbleness

    • @linarasmar1328
      @linarasmar1328 7 років тому

      Ahren Agatep lmao!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @ilikememesknuckles2125
      @ilikememesknuckles2125 7 років тому +2

      Ahren Agatep that's what i call the passion for christ

    • @June-413
      @June-413 7 років тому

      🍆

    • @areeb-_-8002
      @areeb-_-8002 7 років тому

      Just don't take it out of context.

  • @bencurtis8838
    @bencurtis8838 7 років тому +5

    I wanna see more of this especially seeing there's an airport base with guns and money and stuff

  • @anonymousperson1726
    @anonymousperson1726 7 років тому +209

    "he's shooting my car with a crowbar!" Jacksepticeye 2017

  • @grandly2214
    @grandly2214 2 роки тому +3

    Always love rewatching jack's old videos instead of the new ones.

  • @K9R00Z
    @K9R00Z 7 років тому +48

    7:00 that's it, jack. SCREAM COMPETITION ON. SCREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMM.
    LET'S SEE YOU DO BETTER.

    • @hedgey1013
      @hedgey1013 7 років тому +1

      Challenge excepted
      Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

    • @K9R00Z
      @K9R00Z 7 років тому +2

      MAN, I EASILY WON AGAINST YOU. MY SCREAM WAS IN CAPITALS, THUS BEING A BETTER SCREAM. I'M STILL SCREAMING. *SCREEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMM*

    • @doumitayoub1199
      @doumitayoub1199 7 років тому

      K9R00Z

    • @wahoo2627
      @wahoo2627 7 років тому +8

      K9R00Z *screams so loud that the sound rips through the earth, creating a hole that sucks everything in a 1 billion mile radius into the depths of space. After this the earth implodes and then explodes, destroying not only the solar system we are in, but the entire universe. Then, the universe starts again.*

    • @bobbymctobby1095
      @bobbymctobby1095 7 років тому

      PAIGE WILLIAMS MALONE ok?

  • @halzz9488
    @halzz9488 7 років тому +29

    Yes. Online. Yes.

  • @lbxmega3656
    @lbxmega3656 7 років тому +230

    GTA meets Minecraft

    • @timeforest8685
      @timeforest8685 7 років тому +14

      LBXMEGA I guess _you really wanted to watch the world burn, huh?_ xD

    • @mccdtk
      @mccdtk 7 років тому +6

      LBXMEGA More like Unturned meets GTAV

    • @Darcrest
      @Darcrest 7 років тому +2

      Does it have zombies? then no it's not

    • @mccdtk
      @mccdtk 7 років тому +11

      Dargus But UI and artstyle looks almost like Unturned

    • @yurloculaziyunson3818
      @yurloculaziyunson3818 7 років тому +7

      no its gta meets roblox

  • @FastHouseGaming
    @FastHouseGaming 7 років тому +57

    ITS A BIRD,ITS A PLANE, NO ITS JACKHAMMER!!!!

    • @ToastyGamer
      @ToastyGamer 7 років тому +1

      andrew jackson lol

    • @FastHouseGaming
      @FastHouseGaming 7 років тому +3

      came up in my mind and I had to make a decision

    • @Linguineo
      @Linguineo 6 років тому

      andrew jackson spacebar.

  • @kaydenmondragon7022
    @kaydenmondragon7022 7 років тому +37

    Yes play online

  • @nimrodushnik
    @nimrodushnik 7 років тому +35

    Jack is having a good time in the thumbnail lol

    • @mlpcoree
      @mlpcoree 7 років тому +3

      Nimrod Dushnik-Shamir more l8ke robin is having fun

    • @mojankk1935
      @mojankk1935 7 років тому

      CuteVidsOfCatsAndStuff MEOW Robin doesn't do the thumbnails jack does

    • @mlpcoree
      @mlpcoree 7 років тому

      Mojank K I thought robin did idk maybe I'm wrong sorry

  • @JohnDubuc
    @JohnDubuc 7 років тому +58

    I guess you could say he obtained a "Jack-hammer."

  • @DominicCuda
    @DominicCuda 7 років тому +7

    "Not you, Dominic, you're a nice little Pokemon trainer"
    I feel so loved

  • @connorclifton1830
    @connorclifton1830 7 років тому +25

    Play online please

  • @ShortStorytime
    @ShortStorytime 7 років тому +107

    Hey, it's Jack Hammer and his woman Armin Hammer and the kid, Sledge Hammer! XD

    • @ShortStorytime
      @ShortStorytime 7 років тому

      MrTuxBux well actually from the tv show Sledge Hammer, but ok. Case3 it is!

    • @treyw38
      @treyw38 7 років тому

      MrTuxBux he

    • @HeyitzMick
      @HeyitzMick 7 років тому

      Let's not forget Jack's veteran grandfather, War Hammer.

    • @rashadlittle4762
      @rashadlittle4762 6 років тому

      Capt'n Joe 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😀😀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rashadlittle4762
      @rashadlittle4762 6 років тому

      Mick D. Wilson Mickey shut your ass up

  • @adamsena8873
    @adamsena8873 7 років тому +28

    At 11:03 it says Sean on the very top

    • @ryanokay
      @ryanokay 7 років тому

      thats his name.. how u not know

    • @WeAMknn
      @WeAMknn 7 років тому

      Adam sena I'm guessing he knows since he mentioned it.

    • @precilcabantac3384
      @precilcabantac3384 7 років тому

      That Tomato lol

  • @skittlzz3477
    @skittlzz3477 7 років тому +26

    jack:I would really like it if this car exploded for me.i shot it alot with my hammer
    me:are you aloud to own such a powerful firearm?

  • @willkelly9726
    @willkelly9726 7 років тому +66

    can you do another Edith finch video

  • @lanerose2165
    @lanerose2165 7 років тому +135

    still waiting for the next episode of what remains of edith finch I guess...

  • @erinoconnell9544
    @erinoconnell9544 7 років тому +35

    PLAY ONLIIIINE!!

  • @snapeyaoilover
    @snapeyaoilover 7 років тому +5

    Somehow, weirdly enough, I like how Jack pronounces "Police"

  • @hakalabakala1356
    @hakalabakala1356 7 років тому +150

    Hey I have a question to all of you: could you please help me reporting all of those bots under Jack's videos? They are SO annoying so could you help me? Thx

    • @lextheimposter4240
      @lextheimposter4240 7 років тому +6

      that's what ive been doing haha, rip I thought people were done doing that

    • @josephabreu1626
      @josephabreu1626 7 років тому +1

      Cyber Revolution so was I so sure I will help

    • @brianna2352
      @brianna2352 7 років тому +1

      AndreJo2412 been doing that lol

    • @Gamer-dl3ms
      @Gamer-dl3ms 7 років тому +1

      AndreJo2412 i was doing that all the time

    • @vis5723
      @vis5723 7 років тому +1

      Yeah stupid bots

  • @saratuggle1878
    @saratuggle1878 7 років тому +15

    "can I has?"

  • @rickyharrison2226
    @rickyharrison2226 7 років тому +8

    You should definetly play it online, really enjoyed this video

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  7 років тому +4

      Next time :D glad to hear, thank you!

  • @0RSR03
    @0RSR03 7 років тому +9

    A water bottle is 100% water
    The human body is 72% water
    If a water bottle is see through, why aren't we translucent?
    mind = blown

    • @someone2427
      @someone2427 6 років тому

      Enderrs because skin

    • @UrLocalBandNerd
      @UrLocalBandNerd 5 років тому

      The water bottle is 100% plastic

    • @wyrmslife510
      @wyrmslife510 5 років тому +1

      if Jesus could walk on water and humans are 72% water then if I walk on a baby I'm 72% Jesus and 199% in jail

    • @owenfletcher5289
      @owenfletcher5289 4 роки тому

      we are not aal water

  • @iamtheone1912
    @iamtheone1912 7 років тому +27

    "am I dead or alive?.. *looks down* IM JESUS!!!!!"

  • @BT-hh6db
    @BT-hh6db 7 років тому +28

    jack if you ever play this game again, there is a secret gun chest around the air port

    • @rogueteacake2792
      @rogueteacake2792 7 років тому +9

      Sir Wolf nah they took that chest out.

    • @BT-hh6db
      @BT-hh6db 7 років тому

      Rogue Teacake thanks for the update I haven't played for a while

    • @rogueteacake2792
      @rogueteacake2792 7 років тому

      No worries. :D

  • @dajecity9120
    @dajecity9120 7 років тому +12

    Mission: Impossible: Broke Protocol

  • @wyowyo
    @wyowyo 7 років тому +9

    "Ok, well I'm gonna play offline"
    *clicks the online button*
    Me: Sigh.

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout 3 роки тому

      He did click the offline button. Were you tired at the time of writing this?

  • @guessmyname1183
    @guessmyname1183 7 років тому +17

    wow you have a great kermit E' frog impression :)

  • @sanadtwal2151
    @sanadtwal2151 7 років тому +66

    who else like Jack's videos from the start

    • @insertcringenamehere2845
      @insertcringenamehere2845 7 років тому +3

      Sanad Twal me

    • @timlooijen7721
      @timlooijen7721 7 років тому

      who does'nt?

    • @coouragee
      @coouragee 7 років тому

      *TRIGGERED*
      Oh, I'm a Grammar Nazi. Huh.

    • @sanadtwal2151
      @sanadtwal2151 7 років тому +1

      Orange flavored Bleach piss off hater this is a bully free zone

    • @aaaduhline5466
      @aaaduhline5466 7 років тому +2

      I do that with most videos I watch, regardless of UA-camr. If I figure out that I don't like it or whatever then I'll change it :P

  • @bugaboopollon4682
    @bugaboopollon4682 7 років тому +7

    7:16 yes he god damn did have the right of way it was a zebra crossing
    Lol best

  • @jc8953
    @jc8953 7 років тому +15

    I almost exploded at 7:02

  • @xpermonkyman1506
    @xpermonkyman1506 7 років тому +8

    Jack there is a crate full of all weapons and ammunition in the game it's at the back of the airport

  • @aydenbanton3747
    @aydenbanton3747 7 років тому +11

    15:06 dang the sign 1 to 0 that's pathetic

  • @jackjaffa7604
    @jackjaffa7604 7 років тому +13

    I farted then straight after jack started sniffing 😆

  • @bananapowers85
    @bananapowers85 4 роки тому +6

    This is when Jack had a chin beard...
    Now he has a face beard... ah... memories

  • @JohnDubuc
    @JohnDubuc 7 років тому +6

    The calming beach is the only real Prison "Break."

  • @bostonian4650
    @bostonian4650 7 років тому +204

    Drugs boost health kids!

    • @joandarling3540
      @joandarling3540 7 років тому +23

      don't do school, stay in milk and drink plenty of drugs!

    • @timeforest8685
      @timeforest8685 7 років тому +10

      Mystery Girl Eww, I have to stay suspended in milk until I go to college? Dammit, I should've known..

    • @aarons3653
      @aarons3653 7 років тому

      Mystery Girl Lol

    • @soapbar2083
      @soapbar2083 7 років тому

      Clone Blaster si never need healing again

    • @jonnyjohnson4203
      @jonnyjohnson4203 7 років тому +1

      Marijuana boosts your immune system

  • @isamcardona8958
    @isamcardona8958 7 років тому +11

    love the new minecraft update...

  • @vivitwan
    @vivitwan 4 роки тому +1

    it's so cool to see jack changed over time^^

  • @peytongreenwood1245
    @peytongreenwood1245 7 років тому +27

    JAACK! There is a DLC of Little Nightmares called The Boy!!!

    • @ms-df2pc
      @ms-df2pc 7 років тому +1

      Peyton Greenwood Jack should play it!

    • @stuartthehuman5280
      @stuartthehuman5280 7 років тому +3

      Otaku Forevah isn't out yet

    • @cuervus_
      @cuervus_ 7 років тому +1

      It's actually Secrets of the Maw AND IT'S NOT OUT AND I'M SOOOOOOO HYPED

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  7 років тому +4

      OOooooohhhh

    • @cuervus_
      @cuervus_ 7 років тому +1

      jacksepticeye HELLO THERESJDHDBJD

  • @singlewing5624
    @singlewing5624 7 років тому +6

    I'd like to see jack be a cop, it'd be hilarious.

  • @GODGAMERWARLORD22293
    @GODGAMERWARLORD22293 7 років тому +31

    Jack + hammer = Jammer

    • @LSK2K
      @LSK2K 7 років тому +1

      tevas LT Jackhammer.

    • @GODGAMERWARLORD22293
      @GODGAMERWARLORD22293 7 років тому

      Leon S. Kennedy no it's a ship

    • @garyarc2790
      @garyarc2790 7 років тому +1

      Leon S. Kennedy But Monsieur! This is not a jackhammer, this is a Jacqueshammer!

  • @corgisandstuff9192
    @corgisandstuff9192 7 років тому +4

    "Who turned off the sky?"
    -Jack 2017

  • @evantoth7707
    @evantoth7707 7 років тому +21

    online plz

  • @arijanj
    @arijanj 7 років тому +59

    haha im just like this game
    broke

  • @viktorayy
    @viktorayy 7 років тому +20

    Saw the title and reminded me of Jack's old escapist series. Ahh the times.

    • @piggyee6392
      @piggyee6392 7 років тому

      *Memories...*

    • @matthewpugh2690
      @matthewpugh2690 7 років тому

      Me too, I wonder when the Escapists 2 is coming out? They said it would be coming out some time in 2017

  • @shradicle8576
    @shradicle8576 4 роки тому +1

    Jack 3 years ago: I got a crime of robbery. Thats fine the police wont kill me for that.
    Me: I didnt know 2017 was worse.

  • @leonardooal
    @leonardooal 7 років тому +8

    WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE ONLINE PLEASE!!

  • @ruben516
    @ruben516 7 років тому +19

    Play more of this it's so fun watching u play,and plz play online but idk if u will see this anyways like a Booossss!!!!!

  • @aarmau4dawinwattpadlover163
    @aarmau4dawinwattpadlover163 7 років тому +8

    4:03 *claps*
    5:32 that scared me
    7:00 lol me

  • @peach5764
    @peach5764 6 років тому

    Haha I love the start when he’s like “Oh gosh it March”So relatable... I mean I’m in November but I was like WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL ITS NOVEMBER?!?!

  • @garrettallen7427
    @garrettallen7427 7 років тому +85

    17:14
    Jack: FUCK YOU GARRETT! FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAR!
    Me: HELL NO! *gets blasted in the face with a shotgun* I'LL BE BACK!
    17:42
    Jack: What did I say?
    Me: *gets shot in the face again* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @RinsedEdits
      @RinsedEdits 7 років тому

      do you hate jack cous if you do funk you

    • @garrettallen7427
      @garrettallen7427 7 років тому +1

      Tntxbox4ever I don't hate Jackaboy I just thought it was funny since Garrett is my name and so I decide to make a joke about it

    • @derpyptm9480
      @derpyptm9480 7 років тому

      Garrett Allen you just changed your name to Garrett to get attention

    • @RinsedEdits
      @RinsedEdits 7 років тому

      ok

    • @vtheorem2211
      @vtheorem2211 7 років тому +1

      DerpyPerpy Man What if that were his name?

  • @rosepetal700
    @rosepetal700 7 років тому +114

    jack u should play with friends

    • @ruben516
      @ruben516 7 років тому +1

      cat girl gaming that's a good idea

    • @mikeaft3585
      @mikeaft3585 7 років тому +5

      he has no fwens. he is nugget in disguise.

    • @yytoshi
      @yytoshi 7 років тому

      Pure Hatred dude, why hate? It's annoying. he has 15mil + so chill

    • @Mystic-fz9td
      @Mystic-fz9td 7 років тому +5

      You dont understand the joke gray is bae. Leave comment section please.

    • @yytoshi
      @yytoshi 7 років тому +1

      Larrythelobster No, I do, he left hate on my comment too. Please learn the facts before telling me to leave. I'm sorry If i offended you, but still.

  • @tracer2533
    @tracer2533 7 років тому +7

    Jack + Hammer = SeanHammer!

    • @cards1160
      @cards1160 7 років тому +5

      ImHeroic wouldn't it be a Jackhammer?...

  • @urisalomon872
    @urisalomon872 7 років тому +44

    " I might have to commit a MURDAE but that's fine :D" JSE 2017

  • @_Clovers_
    @_Clovers_ 7 років тому +9

    Jack: boom, boom, boom, boom! I want you in my room let's spend the night together for now until AHHHH!
    That made me laugh so much XDDDD

  • @xtvadermasterofclashofclan1766
    @xtvadermasterofclashofclan1766 7 років тому +9

    Do more vids of this and do online

  • @ProGammar
    @ProGammar 7 років тому +108

    Jack: I scream, you scream, we all scream... BUT JACK SCREAMS WAY LOUDER!!!!! Haha :D
    Great video Jack. I'm also a gaming UA-camr. Keep up the AMAZING work on your channel Jack/Sensual Sean (Old Video Reference). Haha :D

    • @ZekeyMaster
      @ZekeyMaster 7 років тому +1

      Sean Sensual Steen

    • @ProGammar
      @ProGammar 7 років тому +2

      Haha, that's what it was. I was close. Thanks for reminding me Zeke Master. :D

    • @youhal1
      @youhal1 7 років тому +1

      yessss i agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @ProGammar
      @ProGammar 7 років тому +1

      Haha. :D

    • @maizieandbirds4864
      @maizieandbirds4864 7 років тому +3

      I scream, you scream, we all scream, 'cause we're terrified of what's around the corner *slowly backs away*

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 7 років тому

    17:50: "My hands are free from this crime. Those other 50 murders, yeah that was totally me, but THIS crime, nope, not at all."

  • @terragore2600
    @terragore2600 7 років тому +6

    WOW!!! The biggest update so far was on my birthday!!! :D

  • @connorgaming4456
    @connorgaming4456 7 років тому +7

    Do another one online plz and your my favorite youtuber

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  7 років тому +1

      Aw thank you :D that's sweet! I will!!

  • @whosaypala
    @whosaypala 7 років тому +20

    i dont need notifications becouse my life is youtube :)

  • @tainemarama423
    @tainemarama423 10 місяців тому +1

    "This is the police. Everybody put your hands up and you're pants down, and shake your butts all around, it's party time, in broke protocol"

  • @FrickOff-qc9em
    @FrickOff-qc9em 7 років тому +14

    i flipped my computer at 5:32 lol

    • @Darcrest
      @Darcrest 7 років тому

      You just said that to get attention didn't you? Admit it.

    • @FrickOff-qc9em
      @FrickOff-qc9em 7 років тому +3

      nope i just stated that such a thing happened

  • @sytsevledder
    @sytsevledder 7 років тому +24

    Jack's playing GTA again!! I mean, sort of...

    • @addistar2844
      @addistar2844 7 років тому +4

      Sytse Vledder A better version GTA!!!!

  • @coob91
    @coob91 7 років тому +4

    I fucking love jacksepticeye

  • @OrikExileNXE
    @OrikExileNXE 3 роки тому +2

    "Boom Boom Boom Boom, I want you in my room, and spend the night together, for now until for *AAAAAAA* "
    -Sean

  • @jhectic2638
    @jhectic2638 7 років тому +5

    Jack you should play online in the next video!!🙂

  • @cerek9984
    @cerek9984 7 років тому +7

    Hey Jack, how long has it been since you've played a scary game?

  • @justakidwholikesmstrlmnt2009
    @justakidwholikesmstrlmnt2009 7 років тому +35

    *_-I like Jack's Videos before watching it. That's how savage I am.-_*

    • @miscspice
      @miscspice 7 років тому +4

      I'm *NOT* using stripes. *THAT'S* how savage I am.

    • @scrinkle
      @scrinkle 7 років тому

      MasterElement Gaming how do people even put lines in there sentences

    • @justakidwholikesmstrlmnt2009
      @justakidwholikesmstrlmnt2009 7 років тому

      Nightwolf For that, use this _ in the start and in the end of your sentence

    • @OO0RI
      @OO0RI 7 років тому

      -that's me every time-

    • @walker2514
      @walker2514 7 років тому

      same

  • @johnrene7674
    @johnrene7674 2 роки тому +2

    “Am I alive or am I dead? I’M JESUS!”