HE'LL KILL YOU WHILE YOU PEE | The Slater #1
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- Опубліковано 22 вер 2018
- He sees you when you're peeing, he is The Slater!
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre... - Ігри
*"he's carrying him like a sac of potatoes!"*
-officially one of the most irish reactions to a dead body that i've ever heard
shion_nata it is true. Jack is the greatest Irish specimen to ever walk the earth
Plus dry heaving😂
how many reactions to a dead body have you witnessed??? Like how big of a sample size are we talking about here?
i've witnessed enough to distinguish jack's from everyone else's lmao
What other Irish reactions have you heard!? XD
Editing is *on point* 😂
Agreed😂😂
YES😂😂😂
lmao both of your comments are the first ones I see
True
you know what on point
ur face
GOTTEM wait..... wat
"Take his earpiece so you can see everything" - Jack 2018
Sean
@@Calum02 The thumbnail was Jason Statham with Jack's eyes and mouth.
When you are a security guard and you hear behind you: 'dedededededed sneaky' you are in trouble.
Dededededededede
Awwwww shit
The janitor is going to have fun finding all these half naked dead people in closets
Plz stop commenting
How are the top three comments all yours?😂😂
Is jack shirtless?
Never thought about that
Ikr "laugh out loud"
12:53
*Sean's Throat Whistling Has Returned!*
11:33 that's Jack's split personality "Sackjepticguy"
do you mean eye? not guy?
No its Anti
Diamond no stupid that’s the joke jacksepticguy
Captain Wasp you could have stated that better
BikersBobbers&Beer BikersBobbers&Beer I’ve been crying laughing at this for ten minutes.
3:17
The person who thought that it was a good idea to have the sign for mad marco's be written in comic sans was probably high on D-pain.
Man spider I’m crying
Please continue "Not Tonight" Jack, I really like seeing you play that game.
Gonna get back to it soon :)
I loved it. This is my kind of cheesy. & it's great seeing Jack play this kind of game. LoL
Are you going to do tomb raider jack?
jacksepticeye Maybe tomorrow, just NOT TONIGHT. Heh heh..? I’m not funny.
Mac Foraday That’s what I was thinking.
Can we appreciate robin a little bit more lol😆
Hahaha like that Clown episode of Mario Odisey and many other good editions
*stealthy*
“Who showers in your underwear” -jack. Me: “ it keeps you monitized
“Oh no, the bad guy was Steven Hawking all along...” WAS SO FUNNY 😂😂
"Steven Hawking was the bad guy all along" Jacksepticeye, 2018
'The bad guy was Steven Hawking all along" *
"The bad guy was jacksepticeye all along" Steven Hawking, 2018
imadurtbag 1 Sorry to be a spelling nazi but it’s Stephen
@@raymundomilig245 i knew it wasnt Steven 😅 sorry my bad
HE FAKED HIS DEATH AND HE WAS THE CAUSER OF THE D PAIN!!
0:33
Me: D-Darkiplier?
Jack: Why is everything green.. and red.. and glitchy weirdness?
Me: Okay... YOU'RE one to talk
Darkiplier's got a blue and red glitch, I'd say maybe anti?
10:32 favorite part haha
And the adventure of jack in a low budget hitman game begins
12:03, it sounds like he's describing the bad guy from kingsmen
Mike-Rotch Inc. I was thinking the same thing!
Played by Samuel L. Jackson, named Valentine I believe.
Yeah, him
18:01 How is he gonna get his wheelchair up that step and in the door? Imagine that scenario
not gonna lie jack's idea of a killer/hitman who hates killing and gags when he sees blood would probaly make a good M rated comedy
I wonder what a jacksepticeye video looks like without the gameplay
You see, thats what the Jacksepticeye power hours are for.
Same
More Ego content
Somewhat similar to thomas sanders videos
Jack is having way too much fun with this game
Hello
Do I think I can get your insta? Helena rosno.
yeah
Indeed
Cheese is fun.
0:40 - 0:47
most if us when he gives anti hints
5:30 I love this type of editing XD
Anyone else notice the guy playing guitar looked like he had a severe bone disease while the stripper was actually decently animated? lol
Wow I’m so early
*_five minutes earlier_*
*frantically refreshes subscription feed while having a mini heart attack*
Your dumb
TØP! ATD hehehehe hahhahhhaha so funny
Normie Norminton
1) I’m not dumb, I go to a grammar school
2) it’s ‘you’re’🙃
Can relate
Just like me
2 things:
1) D-Pain sounds like a WWE wrestler
2) That dude drank straight from the bottle then poured a glass and started drinking from that. Bruh, you're going about this drinking problem backwards.
12:10 "The Kingsmen"
Dammit my headphone volume was full when I started the video
rookie mistake
I shall set up a memorial in honor of your former hearing.
Rookie mistake
You must be new
thinks you never do here... NeVeR!
*WHAT IS HAPPENING!?*
You're killing people Jack, stop!
*I CAN'T, IT'S SO FUNNY!*
Someone, we need cookies and coffee, it's the only way to stop him!
😂😂😂😂
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GIVE HIM COFFEE IT ONLY MAKES HIM STRONGER
@@570408 omg it's true, NOW HE'S OVERPOWERED!
At 11:36 he deadass sounded like joker in the dark knight saying “It’s simple, wee kill the Batman”
M
Yea so what? He said that
1:54 keep it to yourself, keep 👏🏻 it 👏🏻to👏🏻 yourself 👏🏻
How dare you use white hands !
That’s racist!
@@Kay_213_ how the hell is that racist
@@user-fn4su7zs3n 1. It was 5 months ago
2. It was a *joke*
ZOMBI3KILLA 0616 JOKE HOW DARE YOU MAKE A JOKE
(This is a joke)
R/whoosh
Now that's some quality animation. Mirror's Edge? Get outta here, you've got nothing on The Slater.
75% of the humor in this video is from the horrible animation 😂
The Slater is hitman's little brother. LOL
Co Co i
@Prut Skid So The Slater is 17
Ikr
Slater is 46
This was a MURDER party.
The stripper was KILLING it.
I had a CHOKING good time.
I just SHOT in to say hi.
Thanks for listening, I´m gonna take my leave now.
I DIED from these KILLER jokes!
Well that's peritty obvious but ok!!!
fucking cut me with that edge m8
Be honest, how long did it take you to come up with those
I'm the PUNNIEST. You got a one way ticket to PUN(pain) town. Your about to have a choking BADTIME
' MAD Marko's, where all the lads hang out. '
It's definitely where they hang out, IM I RIGHT LADS OR IN A I RIGHT LADS?
“..... and they’re cleaning the streets.”
“They call him the janitor.”
12:04 getting Kingsman vibes here!
Specifically the first one. Jack should watch Kingsman: Secret Service
Cheeky Cheeto I was thinking the same thing too
but samuel loves killing people
I fucking love the KingsMan movie, I didn’t realize ppl still know what it is 😂😂
God I loved those movies
Oh, so is that how Elvis Presley died?
Check My Playlist You fool.
Elvis never died
He's just waiting for the right moment to come back
plesae stop talking
Didn't he die on the shitter?
He died taking a shit
HEY JACK IF YOU SEE DIS PLAY DANGANRONPA TRIGGER HAPPY HAVOC
10:16 i was almost on the floor laughing when he said, i" can shoot into the metal music... but down here there is some sort of fly music going on".
As soon as I saw the words "Choke the D PAIN Junkie" I started laughing hysterically until it hurt.
I miss Black Shirt Jack
True....But you do have to mix it up lol
I miss bright blue hoodie Jack
real OGs miss the Blue Hoodie Jack 👌👌
so anti?
Maclues he does
Character looks like the dude in Markipliers newly made mini film about Wharfstache, 3D vision at the start. IT'S ALL LINKED PEOPLE, JACK IS IN ON IT ALL, ANTI IS COMING BACK, AND COMING AFTER DARKIPLIER!
I was thinking the same thing. The detective in Mother loving Warfstash.
I choked on my food when you said “the bad guy was Steven hawking all along” gorgeous delivery mate
"Nice Bald Head, Could see reflection in Skull"
Jack, you got to throat-whistle again on 12:53.
Conner my name is. I'm the cyberlife sent by android
6:04
Jack: I'm the greatest...
Jack:*Enters Grate*
Me: Did you seriously make that an accidental pun or did you do that on purpose?
flysmite leeming right as i read this he said "this is so fucking chessy" XD talk about good timing!
MINE TURTLE!!!😀
LOL
Heblo I
Jack: take his earpiece and then you can see everything!
Me: yes jack that's how logic works😂😂😂
I've never seen better editing on a youtube video
10:57
"POOOOUUUUR SOOOOME SUUUUGAR ON MEEEEEE"
"IN THE NAME OF LOOOOOVE"
Greetings, fellow Polar Bear.
He will kill you why you pee
WHEN I JUST HAD TO PEE
Also, great job on 20 million Jack!
"Hold it like a sack of potatoes" says the Irish guy. 😂
Please play more of this, I cant tell how many times I've watched this since it came out
Jack: Looking for games to play
We happy few:. :'(
Not Today:. :'(
Raft: :'(
fortnite: .. :'(
*Not Tonight
@@bakedleda NO
FORTNITE DESERVES TO BE LEFT IN THE DUST
Someone mkay. how 'bout pubg?-
“Can i take a piss?” Jacksepticeye 2018
I was dying over his acting of a killer not wanting to kill, great job on that xD
This is why i love to watch jack. His comments and editing make a serious ass game into smt too halarious😂👌 love ya jack, keep up the good work.
I was laughing sooo hard when he walked in on the guy in the shower
Hahaha
Natalie Cotton me too, the editing in this video had me crying at 1 am
Dat ass tho
just as I read this, it happened, now its even funnier xD
I swear if i hear the word "D-Pain" one more time-
D PAINNNNNNNNNN-One punch man version
@@youngwu2071 oh god
Yassq King r/madlads
You’re going to what? Give them the D-Pain??
@@helenarosno D-Pain meens dick pain
"Drinking like a star! Feeling like a winner. I drink Starlike, yeah!"🤣🤣 - best of Jacksepticeye -
You just plopped your face onto detective lance’s face from arrow. 😂
Wow, the editing in this video is on a whole other level from his usual videos. On what special occasion have we been blessed by this?
Reminder to self: never EVER watch a GreenPewdiepie video after watching an ASMR video. ouch
Soos100 oof
I wish he continued this one. Was really fun and it looked like there was a lot more
Yo keep up them editz hilarious 😂 🤙
0:37 *EVERYTHING IS DARKIPLIER*
The edits and effects on this video where a solid LIKE A BOSS/10
"Easy sleepy nighty SNOOZIE SNOOZE!" Lol had me dying😂😂😂
Some of the best editing I’ve seen in jacks videos
5:17 And that my friends, is how you ride a bull in the wild west, as skillfully demonstrated by jack and d-pain
Petition for jack to wear his flat cap again
That's something I support.
Barret
I support this too
ALL THE WAY!
He said he doesn't want to anymore. He said the reason he wore it in the first place was to play into his character more, the "Irishman".
I'm glad he doesn't wear it anymore, because he's become more himself and less just a UA-cam personality.
The new editing style is amazing
Watching jack get turned on by the guy showering made my day XD
The Slater is the hitman sibling lmfao
Agent 47*
12:04-12:18
*you mean Richmond Valentine from the Kingsmen?*
Katie awesome profile pic love the forehead
lol
Katie ayyyeee 1, love the representation and 2, my name is Katie also 😂
nobody likes the opening band
1 I love your username, love *that* representation
2 Wow nice name XD
Tinki Cinki yeah it’s a bit small in that picture but still iconic
Yes I have an essay due tomorrow that I haven’t started.
Yes I’m going to binge watch Jacksepticeye.
Please make more videos like this
These vids are HILARIOUS!!😂😂😂
his head at the start when he wakes up doe Me be like *yawn* "Todays,The Day!" Detective be like *Glitches head and gets up And slowly stares at window*"Today,is death day"
0:00
“I’ve never been much for smoking...but taking a bullet to the chest will make you a lot less worried about the slow deaths of the world. Long story short- I took a job I shouldn’t have. They say the pretty ones will always get you killed. But he was so damn handsome I just couldn’t resist. I was a frog in a slow pot of boiling water. Or the first clown to get into the clown car. You don’t know when to get out until it’s too late. One thing lead to another, and I found myself slow dancing with the devil in the moon light. Except instead of leaving room for Jesus, he left room for a 357 magnum. I won’t bore you with the details, so I’ll cut right to the quick. A lot of people died because of this man....WILLIAM J BARNEM...aka...the colonel.”
kernel????? did ya mean colonel??? XD
Wilford "Motherloving" Warfestache
You watch Lele pons?
WAITWAIT THIS COULD BE FORESHADOWING A COLLAB AAAAAAAHHH
*colonel lol
But nice reference
Haha “farting around”
Not to many people know what pinball wizard is, it’s great to have someone else who knows The Who.
"Forgive me father, for I am about to sin" that qoute from DareDevil fits so well
Slater: who's the target?
Voice: guy called Feral..
Slater: o ok.. send me the details
Slater: I don't have a death wish find someone else instead.
Voice: there is no one else
Slater: yeah I know because he took them all out
Liam Me: I can do this
Voice: we left you the equipment and good luck.
Me: I don't need it
Voice: yes you do
:Me nope i just want to do this bc I want to get ***** by him bye
:Voice whatte f*******
"beep"
Liam imagine I he was caught he would be known by the whole world lmao oh wait... he doesn't get caught he caughts a you .
*intense music intesifies*
Nico 😂
Liam when getting manga about him and stuff stories animes... songs .. but you want nerds to make him into a game ♡~♡ have to go give some calls to nerds now then .. wait but can they do that? if he Is based on those and is uhm..real? 😢🖤 well they could say this was based on Him..
FBI OPEN UP
Josh Leoner bro.. he is known he was always known man... I mean I get that you know and meant it as funny way but dude is like a wing never be a memory sure as he'll we see it October Jesus...
10:32-10:45 When you're in the closet but see a hot guy at the pool
and then you kill him
me when I see my UA-cam husband (you know who it is x)
Great profile picture
lol
Ashley Patt what, shooting a man that’s in the hot tub and you shooting him.
10:32
Hey Sean, you good?
Heh, I love the Hitman series as well.. this one is gold. DO MOOORE OF THIS! CHOKE MORE OF THEM!
6:53 Can we just point out how he picked up the man by his crotch?
Cadenza Dragon yeah I noticed that...
He shot him so much he didn’t want it to fall off... Oof kill me now😂
Yeah, I'm like... Jack are you just going to ignore it?? 😂😂
3:15 - Why is the "Mad Marco's" sign in Comic Sans? LOL
are
Because it's MAAAAAD as fuck.
"Take his ear piece so you can see everything"
Yep makes sense, totally
I have to be honest, you have always been a funny guy. It’s one of the many reasons why I watch you. You’ve gotten even better over the last year or so. Great video keep it up.
Hello, Im the Slater sent by cyberlife.
you knew this was coming...
Oh I see you are watching right now too...
never gets old😆
"Hello, im slater.The assassin sent by Cyberlife."
Hello I'm andriodeda the andriod sent from cyberpunk the rivil company of cyberlife
Ahh, the big ol' days when connor was a thing...
0:56 DAMN ! Homer Simpson looks pissed
XD
"Hello Father"
I love when he puts film references into the vids, like the scary movie reference. 🎬
The thumbnail is on point better if anyone else could jack make part 3
People are already asking for subscribers in the comment section.
“You’re such an inspiration Jack! I wish to be the same way some day!”
I agree that he’s an inspiration but it’s obvious that you don’t even watch his videos, you’re just here to ask for subscribers. Stop.
Someone finally said it. Ive been in comment sections early af just to tell self promoters and beggers to fuck themselves
I know right, actually put effort and create good content and you'll get subs.
They’re only wishing to be like him someday. Why so triggered? How does that say ‘I want more subs’ at all? I can guess that they’re bragging because they are inspired by Sean, but do you have a problem with people getting inspired?
@@mivescensa4303 its not inspiration tho. They exploit the name of the channel that you love to get you on their side then mention their own channel so you check it out.
"I was just farting around"
Jacksepticeye ~ 2018
best vid in a while man! great job!
Your editing is the best I love it
12:53 Jack! your throat can whistle!!
if you notice... everytime the character takes a drag of his cig he never exhales the smoke...
*The neighbourhood looks like House Flipper lol*
Ih7
6:30 never shoot a man whan he is pissing 😂😂😂