Mario Party (N64) | Party Hard - Scott The Woz

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  • Опубліковано 17 гру 2024

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  • @Cygis
    @Cygis 4 роки тому +6759

    “Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone.” I don’t think I’ve ever been called out so hard in my life

    • @void7688
      @void7688 4 роки тому +212

      I literally opened a beer by myself as he said this 😭

    • @notdirkstrider
      @notdirkstrider 4 роки тому +103

      Same here. Had to put down the whiteclaw

    • @dragonlogos1
      @dragonlogos1 4 роки тому +109

      I came here to be entertained not Personally attacked

    • @Yulises
      @Yulises 4 роки тому +89

      Playing Mario Party DS be like... 😭

    • @jeffthegamerboy3476
      @jeffthegamerboy3476 4 роки тому +21

      Ooof. Now I feel lonely.

  • @mert7373
    @mert7373 4 роки тому +1041

    "I would feel bad if I didn't f*cking hate all of you."
    Every. Mario Party. game. ever.

  • @SwissSauce
    @SwissSauce 3 роки тому +2841

    "I'd feel bad if I didn't f*cking hate all of you"
    - Mario Party's Slogan

    • @firefli9975
      @firefli9975 3 роки тому +46

      Should be the new catchphrase

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 3 роки тому +28

      @@firefli9975 _"It's a me! I-fuckin'-hate-the-lotta-you!"_ - Mario 'Party' Mario

    • @jameslawrenson1208
      @jameslawrenson1208 2 роки тому +8

      It lasts to this day.

    • @coolj4334
      @coolj4334 2 роки тому +1

      🔫🙂

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 роки тому +359

    "DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP B!TCH"
    "WHAT A WASTE OF AN APE"
    "i have a star :]"

  • @jashipeanut9124
    @jashipeanut9124 4 роки тому +4447

    This episode is special, because Scott’s jokes are all depending on RNG.

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 роки тому +167

      CHANCE TIME!

    • @meow-vk7uq
      @meow-vk7uq 4 роки тому +51

      What’s RNG

    • @jashipeanut9124
      @jashipeanut9124 4 роки тому +253

      @@meow-vk7uq RNG stands for Random Number Generator. It basically means things that are completely controlled by luck in games.

    • @thomasandrews9355
      @thomasandrews9355 4 роки тому +211

      That's okay. He learned rng manipulation. He's a speedrunning genius. He plays gex

    • @litten1up
      @litten1up 4 роки тому +4

      WHAT HE CAN

  • @nickclark1815
    @nickclark1815 4 роки тому +5478

    I honestly think three players is best for Mario Party, having an AI everyone either hates or roots for is fun.

    • @willwunsche6940
      @willwunsche6940 3 роки тому +129

      TRUE

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 3 роки тому +270

      Especially if the AI is yoshi or dk

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 3 роки тому +187

      Very Hard DK, stop it. Get some help.

    • @gutsxgriffith6950
      @gutsxgriffith6950 3 роки тому +15

      hhaha yess

    • @breadbox3987
      @breadbox3987 3 роки тому +142

      Its either “FUCK THIS GUY” or “ANTI-FUCK THIS GUY” there is no venn diagram that can hold those two

  • @smashmindsetaudios1077
    @smashmindsetaudios1077 4 роки тому +3229

    Fun fact: Peach’s phrase “Peachies got it.” Was actually supposed to read off as “Peach has got it.” But her voice actress was reluctant to re-record it and just left it as is.

  • @CountMonsparkle
    @CountMonsparkle 3 роки тому +940

    13:43 "When somebody dies I just say 'well somebody lost at Chance Time' '"
    I laughed so hard at this.

    • @kassandrax2322
      @kassandrax2322 3 роки тому +24

      This ep. has so many great quotes.

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 Рік тому +9

      So you're saying Wendy's employee lost at chance time

    • @jmredguppy2799
      @jmredguppy2799 Рік тому

      @@autismandgaming4532Nah he died by not having leg day legs for leg day.

    • @SeisoYabai
      @SeisoYabai Рік тому

      Me wen Dianne Feinstein is kill

  • @xww6849
    @xww6849 4 роки тому +1123

    “Nine months after Arbor Day?”
    “That’s a weird coincidence”
    “Oh, it’s no coincidence”
    This is one of Scott’s best jokes ever, I don’t make the rules

    • @Manelneedsaname
      @Manelneedsaname 4 роки тому +4

      i don't get it

    • @Destinyawesome7
      @Destinyawesome7 4 роки тому +3

      i don't get it

    • @janko1
      @janko1 4 роки тому +4

      i don't get it

    • @Brownd55
      @Brownd55 4 роки тому +136

      It's a holiday where you're encouraged to plant trees
      You're welcome

    • @SkoopBaDoop
      @SkoopBaDoop 4 роки тому +4

      @@Brownd55 i still don’t get it

  • @codywebb3610
    @codywebb3610 4 роки тому +1979

    “Mario Party is like marriage, it’s best with up to four people” -Video Game Man From Internet

  • @topito
    @topito 4 роки тому +3312

    WAIT so Mitsuda composed Mario Party's OST?? "Hey man, are your gigs nowadays in the late 90s?" "Well, my projects range from Xenogears, ᴹᵃʳᶦᵒ ᴾᵃʳᵗʸ, Chrono Cross... you know, big Adventures"

    • @BlueYoshi
      @BlueYoshi 4 роки тому +40

      Qu'est-ce que vous faites ici?

    • @2wodrqwoa
      @2wodrqwoa 4 роки тому +50

      Somebody please translate this for me, I'm to stupid to learn a new language

    • @2wodrqwoa
      @2wodrqwoa 4 роки тому +14

      Thank you.

    • @jaxoncarter2electricboogal921
      @jaxoncarter2electricboogal921 4 роки тому +85

      @@starfireseraphim9696 because they can watch whatever they want?

    • @shiugycaldwiff6643
      @shiugycaldwiff6643 4 роки тому +10

      Oulah, le CM de topito qui a oublié de switch de compte.
      Woah, topito CM forgot to change his account.

  • @barczakbo
    @barczakbo 3 роки тому +442

    23:36 I love how scared Scott looks

  • @tails1152
    @tails1152 4 роки тому +611

    “This could fit in my mouth.” So it’s at least as large as a Bowser amiibo.

    • @Drip_Vader
      @Drip_Vader 4 роки тому +14

      That's what she said

    • @zoeyamon935
      @zoeyamon935 4 роки тому +10

      Time to see which amiibo can fit in my mouth DAMN IT

    • @Gothstana
      @Gothstana 4 роки тому +3

      I miss Griffin's Amiibo Corner too.

  • @senatorseymour9808
    @senatorseymour9808 4 роки тому +1152

    “Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone.”
    Me who does both: - __ -

  • @bap6063
    @bap6063 4 роки тому +1172

    “I’d feel bad if I didn’t fucking hate all of you.” Is probably the greatest line in a Scott the woz video.

    • @coolj4334
      @coolj4334 2 роки тому +9

      Incredibly accurate for any mario party

    • @SpiritFlame122
      @SpiritFlame122 2 роки тому +18

      “It’s called Mario party for a reason, cause the word bullshit was already taken.” Is second

    • @-frizno-8530
      @-frizno-8530 2 роки тому +8

      Up there alongside "Don't lie! I've lied before and it's too much fun."

    • @Snoebal
      @Snoebal Рік тому +3

      I don’t know, “Grouse!?” is pretty good.

    • @Goldskull_Mystic
      @Goldskull_Mystic Рік тому

      My favorite has to be “fuck you, fuck this, and fuck *tennis* ”

  • @rieiid5867
    @rieiid5867 3 роки тому +94

    "Let's see where the Mario Party series took a turn for the worst with Mario Party 1."
    I spit my drink out

  • @brainmaindeadchannel8009
    @brainmaindeadchannel8009 4 роки тому +936

    "He's a snitch, he's a killer, but he is my friend"

  • @ihatevendingmachines2966
    @ihatevendingmachines2966 4 роки тому +2220

    “0/10 The plot was boring and bland and the characters were not compelling nor interesting. Overall you should not expect to be invested in this story whatsoever”
    *-IGN’s review of Mario Party 8*

    • @wistful3631
      @wistful3631 4 роки тому +95

      It’s mario party.... I hate ign

    • @ridwana4037
      @ridwana4037 4 роки тому +172

      @@wistful3631 You do realize that this comment is sarcasm, right?

    • @wistful3631
      @wistful3631 4 роки тому +217

      @@ridwana4037 oh. Well now I do I was just saying because that sounds like something ign would say

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 4 роки тому +146

      @@wistful3631 Well even if it was a real IGN rating wouldn't be surprised they did gave Battle For Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated a 5/10 and GameSpot gave it a 2/10. The people that review these games need to play more than the opening menu before giving a review on the game.

    • @phet1211
      @phet1211 4 роки тому +56

      @@CoolerMike no they need to get better, one journalist said a puzzle was hard because you move forward slightly when using the bubble bowl

  • @DaSheepKiller
    @DaSheepKiller 3 роки тому +514

    "This is Mario Party."
    "I thought it was a bear."
    "I thought it was a beer."

  • @kidjp8058
    @kidjp8058 4 роки тому +557

    "What consistency is Donkey Kong?... Hard!"
    *HARD DK HAS BEEN SUMMONED*

  • @Fizzy01010
    @Fizzy01010 4 роки тому +977

    "Yeah I can't wait to get black out cancer"
    You just know whenever Scott is talking to someone in the doorway you're about to hear an incredible line

    • @thisisntausername5724
      @thisisntausername5724 4 роки тому +49

      Considering most of the cigarettes were card decks; it's funny that they mention blackout cancer. (Blackout is a card game) If it's intentional it's god tier word play

    • @natevemuri9024
      @natevemuri9024 4 роки тому +13

      @@thisisntausername5724 Scott is always intentional

    • @thisisntausername5724
      @thisisntausername5724 4 роки тому +7

      @@natevemuri9024 Fair enough

    • @giantsbane2475
      @giantsbane2475 4 роки тому +2

      Gex

  • @xtalksx
    @xtalksx 4 роки тому +284

    Me, after having a couple beers and a solo Mario party session:
    “Oh cool, lemme check out the new Scott the Woz video.”

    • @goddesscarrie767
      @goddesscarrie767 4 роки тому +13

      been there. oh crippling alcoholism...

    • @rockstone9552
      @rockstone9552 4 роки тому +4

      The sad part is that I can't tell which is worse

    • @NutyRiver
      @NutyRiver 4 роки тому +2

      F

    • @cloroxhammer3289
      @cloroxhammer3289 4 роки тому +2

      Luckily I don't drink alcohol, but I still play Mario Party solo all the time so I might as well have chronic alcoholism.

  • @rosstubergames
    @rosstubergames 3 роки тому +87

    3:53 “So a four player experience anybody can enjoy and understand. Okay, I’ll bite. What’s the catch?”
    “Damnation”

  • @DangerousPython
    @DangerousPython 4 роки тому +318

    “I picked a bad day to get dementia” is just hilarious

    • @WndrngST4RR
      @WndrngST4RR 4 роки тому +1

      Do a video on Thomas the Tank Engine for the genesis and snes versions

    • @cat1554
      @cat1554 4 роки тому +2

      Oh no he's Biden

    • @Alinanonymous
      @Alinanonymous 4 роки тому +2

      @@sweetpotato-jn1fg please no I still can't hear any ballroom feeling music without feeling nauseous

    • @benpage11
      @benpage11 4 роки тому

      @@cat1554 ayyyyyy

    • @gamergaymer965
      @gamergaymer965 4 роки тому +1

      @@Alinanonymous that entire album is terrifying
      But the first song in stage 3 is chilling

  • @BaeCat872
    @BaeCat872 4 роки тому +578

    Scott’s comedy is so top shelf, he’s still doing *sketches* in 2020 and they’re *working*

    • @olegcrysis1
      @olegcrysis1 4 роки тому +8

      Seriously, you people don't dislike the cringe SNL type of comedy?

    • @Swaxeman
      @Swaxeman 4 роки тому +45

      @@olegcrysis1 If you don’t like it, then why you watching it?

    • @olegcrysis1
      @olegcrysis1 4 роки тому +27

      @@Swaxeman Cause I like Mario Party

    • @liambrewerpowerlifting
      @liambrewerpowerlifting 4 роки тому

      @@olegcrysis1 lol

    • @Jam77229
      @Jam77229 4 роки тому +8

      @@Swaxeman I'm not. I stopped the video when the cringe got too bad. I hope Scott goes back to his previous format for videos.

  • @lowercase3479
    @lowercase3479 3 роки тому +354

    Scott’s parents: die
    Scott: well chance time didn’t go their way, hey at least I got ten coins from them

  • @hrgrhrhhr
    @hrgrhrhhr 4 роки тому +1214

    "I'm working on a speedrun of this game"
    "You just found out it existed"
    Why is this so relatable

  • @NintendoCollecting
    @NintendoCollecting 4 роки тому +4987

    Scott is always down for a party. He can bring the copy of We Dare for Wii and the Wii Weather Channel

    • @slyfox7452
      @slyfox7452 4 роки тому +65

      oh boy wii weather my favorite

    • @nman625
      @nman625 4 роки тому +31

      Thanks for your recent Mario Party pricing video. Now I know exactly how much Scott's collection is worth at 3:18

    • @jeremye1159
      @jeremye1159 4 роки тому +24

      Did you forget his daily copy of Fling Smash for the Wii

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized 4 роки тому +8

      They sell the Weather Channel on disc?

    • @wicklash9065
      @wicklash9065 4 роки тому +2

      HIIIIIII I HAVENT SEEN YOUR CHANNEL IN FOREVER HOLY CRAP

  • @Vailskibum
    @Vailskibum 4 роки тому +4991

    Mario Party is the quickest way to lose friends

  • @firefli9975
    @firefli9975 3 роки тому +135

    16:22 Gotta admit, this kinda is me in Mario Party.

  • @ryanc1045
    @ryanc1045 4 роки тому +500

    7:10 So who’s gonna show up no matter what?” (quietly mutters to himself) “911” Best joke I’ve heard all day.

  • @thatguyfx6311
    @thatguyfx6311 4 роки тому +297

    "I cant wait to get blackout cancer" is one of the best lines scott has come up with

    • @safehaven717
      @safehaven717 4 роки тому +4

      Thank god someone loves this line as much as I do

    • @penguin8730
      @penguin8730 4 роки тому +1

      Nice profile pic

  • @evdog9358
    @evdog9358 4 роки тому +1708

    “What consistency do you think Donkey Kong is?”
    “Hard”
    *they know....*

  • @andave8181
    @andave8181 2 роки тому +114

    "I have a sitting fee"
    "We'll just have you stand"
    "Wanna take that for a test drive?"
    Gets me every time😂

  • @yoshimasterleader
    @yoshimasterleader 4 роки тому +381

    Scott: censors his videos
    also Scott: swears like a sailor, drinks,smokes and gets murdered.

    • @xapaperrollpaper3431
      @xapaperrollpaper3431 4 роки тому +21

      He didn't get murdered his friends did in the episode mysteries of gaming.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 роки тому +2

      Haha

    • @pot_ato1234
      @pot_ato1234 4 роки тому +14

      Almost every PS3 shooter protagonist

    • @Cry0thecringeyicerobot
      @Cry0thecringeyicerobot 4 роки тому +6

      Scotts said that he doesnt like a lot of alcohol. He only really smokes and curses

    • @loganielsomething7218
      @loganielsomething7218 4 роки тому +6

      Hey, no, he didn't get murdered, everyone else did. He had jury duty the next day, he was too busy to die.

  • @mlogeebobee7176
    @mlogeebobee7176 4 роки тому +720

    21:48 *That delivery was so damn beautiful. I need a compilation of whenever he says No.*

  • @oswaldoadrian3975
    @oswaldoadrian3975 4 роки тому +205

    "playing Mario party solo is like drinking alone" well damn true.

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 Рік тому +34

    I’ll never get over how many takes they took of Scott’s friend shouting “DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH!!”
    The neighbors probably thought you guys hated Donkey Kong to death 😂

  • @mateorodriguez2300
    @mateorodriguez2300 4 роки тому +372

    “Let’s take a look at where the Mario Party series took a turn for the worst, with Mario Party 1” LMAO

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @FEARitself100
      @FEARitself100 4 роки тому +4

      @blu not really

    • @gwen_gets_got
      @gwen_gets_got 4 роки тому

      @@FEARitself100 - it’s true. He’s right

    • @FEARitself100
      @FEARitself100 4 роки тому

      @@gwen_gets_got not even remotely so otherwise all the other comments about the joke would cluster together

    • @gwen_gets_got
      @gwen_gets_got 4 роки тому

      @@FEARitself100 - nah nah. Blue is right about it. I trust my instincts

  • @qballer82
    @qballer82 4 роки тому +294

    Scott preparing himself for the mini games with winter gloves

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 роки тому +1

      They should’ve came with every copy of Mario Party

    • @aroperdope
      @aroperdope 4 роки тому +2

      For some reason I just imagined Scott with white gloves.

    • @ShadowRubberDuck
      @ShadowRubberDuck 4 роки тому

      Winter is...MINI GAMES ARE COMING!

    • @cjbricks1228
      @cjbricks1228 4 роки тому

      When’s it’s not a Sunday put you get a new Scott video

    • @zDaven
      @zDaven 4 роки тому

      Love the actual OG profile pic

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 роки тому +4427

    This comments section has more quotes than the entirety of Gex's entire dialogue script.

  • @SVignette
    @SVignette 3 місяці тому +284

    Reminder that Rex Mohs will die on October 23rd of this year

    • @Randy_1803
      @Randy_1803 3 місяці тому +7

      I’m not ready.

    • @SSamiibo
      @SSamiibo 2 місяці тому +7

      My body is ready

    • @STEEZY_TREV16
      @STEEZY_TREV16 2 місяці тому +18

      It’s fine, he can get treatment at the hospital

    • @DaBoiHimself
      @DaBoiHimself 2 місяці тому +8

      He's Wario, he's got the money

    • @Crash_Bash89
      @Crash_Bash89 2 місяці тому +2

      4 days left

  • @RambunctiousReptilian
    @RambunctiousReptilian 4 роки тому +613

    “Mario Party, is like marriage. It’s more fun with up to four people”
    EXCUSE ME?

  • @krakenandtheratmovies781
    @krakenandtheratmovies781 4 роки тому +898

    “This is like playing Mario Party at Scott the Woz’s house”

  • @benjaminschmitt1562
    @benjaminschmitt1562 4 роки тому +387

    “What consistency do you think Donkey Kong is?”
    *”Hard”*
    Well, Hard DK has officially decided to abandon Alpharad and join Scott.

    • @FPSGamer48
      @FPSGamer48 4 роки тому +49

      Hard DK is eternal. He is forever. You may never escape the Hard DK

    • @rainwilson4036
      @rainwilson4036 4 роки тому +11

      But Hard DK CAN Escape you/alpha so in theory he could have just left him

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 4 роки тому +15

      He is beyond a single channel

    • @kaydanjordan5496
      @kaydanjordan5496 4 роки тому +6

      us deluxeies understand

    • @MantaKizaemonFTW
      @MantaKizaemonFTW 4 роки тому +6

      Daisy moment

  • @Alfa758.
    @Alfa758. 3 роки тому +130

    14:16 the best moment

    • @sc234dd
      @sc234dd 3 роки тому +8

      19:57

    • @Verticality.
      @Verticality. 3 роки тому +2

      Yep

    • @rockerblast819
      @rockerblast819 2 роки тому +8

      Scott took the risk at paying the sitting fee; just to put his hired guy's ego down. He deals with a lot things, he doesn't need this. 😎

  • @Badgertailwarrior
    @Badgertailwarrior 4 роки тому +132

    "As the death toll goes up, a new Mario Party comes out"
    We're starting off this episode off with a bang aren't we, lol?

  • @dippytrippy1387
    @dippytrippy1387 4 роки тому +145

    “I think I’m an escort.” Such a good punchline lol

    • @macenanoro826
      @macenanoro826 4 роки тому +5

      Is it bad that I legitimately snorted so hard I made my own nose stuffy for half an hour at that?

    • @linkous101
      @linkous101 4 роки тому +1

      My new fav Scott line

    • @luiz-qq7dh
      @luiz-qq7dh Місяць тому

      He did get fucked over

  • @cannibalisticrequiem
    @cannibalisticrequiem 4 роки тому +800

    Scott: *asking about himself* "What does it take to be this?"
    Me: "Be a virgin?"
    Scott: "Skin for one."
    *Oh.*

  • @lurientheenjoyer6711
    @lurientheenjoyer6711 3 роки тому +148

    5:04 This part always catches me off guard!!!

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 роки тому +128

    Rex:"I've been working on a speedrun of this game "
    Scott:"You just found out it existed "
    Rex:"I work fast "

  • @d3-ll754
    @d3-ll754 4 роки тому +253

    "Yoshi thinks he's the superstar because he has energy, something every living being has!"
    As a living being myself, I can confirm that is not true.

  • @kevinargueta8356
    @kevinargueta8356 4 роки тому +289

    "Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone"
    Me, drinking alone while playing Mario Party single player

    • @Selzor
      @Selzor 4 роки тому +10

      Big depression

    • @BigA207
      @BigA207 4 роки тому +10

      So that means I’ll be singing Bakamitai while staring at a photo of Mario.

    • @countifshine7958
      @countifshine7958 4 роки тому +2

      *Cries in Mario Party Speedrunning*

  • @Andrew-gv6br
    @Andrew-gv6br 3 роки тому +84

    17:23
    “Rex mohs said calmly”

  • @seanyproductions
    @seanyproductions 4 роки тому +332

    “It’s called Mario Party for a reason, because the word Bullsh*t was already taken” -Scott “The Woz” Wozniak 2020

    • @bronsicle7161
      @bronsicle7161 4 роки тому +1

      100th like pog

    • @savagegamer81013
      @savagegamer81013 4 роки тому +3

      @sicilyvito what the hell are poggers

    • @JohnSmith-bk8yb
      @JohnSmith-bk8yb 4 роки тому +1

      “Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone.” I don’t think I’ve ever been called out so hard in my life

    • @seanyproductions
      @seanyproductions 4 роки тому

      @@LunaDuels No, it’s, “Scott Will Eventually Take A Look At The First Mega Man Wozniak (working title)”

  • @StarManMatt1
    @StarManMatt1 4 роки тому +289

    This man only releases bangers. It's just hit after hit, and he will never stop.

    • @kevinzhu6417
      @kevinzhu6417 4 роки тому +1

      Scott delivering the heat

    • @neochungus3686
      @neochungus3686 4 роки тому +2

      He's got the gas

    • @SylverstoneKhandr
      @SylverstoneKhandr 4 роки тому

      he don't miss

    • @budling5921
      @budling5921 4 роки тому +4

      His scripting and storyboarding ability is great, and how he weaves joke after joke naturally, it makes him one of the best content creators I watch

  • @ianeons9278
    @ianeons9278 4 роки тому +502

    Things that break friendships:
    1. Mario Party
    2. Console Wars
    3. Religion
    4. Politics

    • @alhuno1
      @alhuno1 4 роки тому +50

      5: Mario Kart when you take a blue shell in the balls 2m from the finish line

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 роки тому +33

      6th and rising: Among Us

    • @PremiumCheeses
      @PremiumCheeses 4 роки тому +32

      7th: UNO

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 4 роки тому +26

      8th: Monopoly.

    • @ianeons9278
      @ianeons9278 4 роки тому +2

      This is my most liked comment ever!

  • @waddlebox8549
    @waddlebox8549 Рік тому +25

    This may be the best Scott the Woz episode ever I'll repeat it day after day because it's just too good!!

  • @trombonemain
    @trombonemain 4 роки тому +1527

    Can we get uncensored cuts of these? I love the “I got a star” clip.

    • @galfinsp7216
      @galfinsp7216 4 роки тому +223

      The bleeps make the swearing funnier in my opinion

    • @hiimlunaaaa
      @hiimlunaaaa 4 роки тому +52

      i agree but i would at least like the option

    • @maplewoodstudios419
      @maplewoodstudios419 4 роки тому +11

      @@hiimlunaaaa 1

    • @mast3734
      @mast3734 4 роки тому +35

      @@galfinsp7216 And Scott’s. That’s why he does it

    • @fruitjof
      @fruitjof 4 роки тому +14

      Scott The Uncensored

  • @ratchetxtreme6591
    @ratchetxtreme6591 4 роки тому +331

    "I can't wait to get blackout cancer "
    - JibJab the Gex Guy

  • @klaxfaction90
    @klaxfaction90 4 роки тому +408

    "Guess who turned 18 today?"
    "Mario Party 4!"
    DAMN I'M OLD

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 роки тому +3

      3 more years til he can legally drink!

    • @undergalaxy775
      @undergalaxy775 4 роки тому +15

      @@ireplytoeverything3122 you mean 2 years away from being one year away from being legally able to drink

    • @theguywhofoundwaldoo7939
      @theguywhofoundwaldoo7939 4 роки тому

      I know, I was 10 when it came out

    • @theguywhofoundwaldoo7939
      @theguywhofoundwaldoo7939 4 роки тому

      @@undergalaxy775 who are we kidding who didn't drink before 21

    • @undergalaxy775
      @undergalaxy775 4 роки тому

      @@theguywhofoundwaldoo7939 you sir have 12 years more than me based on math, which, unrelated to your statement, I find interesting considering the nature of our conversation

  • @Pantsmode
    @Pantsmode 3 роки тому +27

    "I have a neck"
    Oh, so that's what went wrong at Throats for Thought. He doesn't have a *throat* , he has a *neck* .

  • @lilparis47
    @lilparis47 4 роки тому +661

    “Playing mario party is like drinking alone” me: turns off gamecube and finishes beer, im gonna go to bed and cry now

  • @Augustp08
    @Augustp08 4 роки тому +80

    AYY SCOTT PUTTING HIS FRIENDS IN FAIRLY NORMAL EPISODES

  • @jtp9078
    @jtp9078 4 роки тому +167

    "What consistency do you think Donkey Kong is?"
    "Hard."
    Well someone watches Alpharad.

    • @progrockdude2691
      @progrockdude2691 4 роки тому +1

      @Manek Iridius You must not play Smash often.

    • @cheesy_delight8099
      @cheesy_delight8099 4 роки тому

      You have earned 2.5 billion respect Points

    • @flamefangstar
      @flamefangstar 4 роки тому

      @Manek Iridius Another youtuber, hes known for a dk amiibo.

    • @Luci_Diavol
      @Luci_Diavol 4 роки тому +2

      @Manek Iridius Jo's friend

    • @iangabriel5536
      @iangabriel5536 4 роки тому

      @@Luci_Diavol who's Jo?

  • @poffusagi7073
    @poffusagi7073 2 роки тому +13

    "Everybody is getting in a heated political debate asking who's the superstar of the group is."
    Idk why but I love that line so much

  • @SonicParadox
    @SonicParadox 4 роки тому +3480

    "I thought this game was a bear"

  • @Vocaloid-English
    @Vocaloid-English 4 роки тому +212

    "Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone"
    Scott plays Mario Party single player confirmed.

    • @gameb9oy
      @gameb9oy 4 роки тому +6

      I mean, he’s playing all the games we know as mario party 10 has become the new meme game so it be odd if he never plays it. Do wonder if the spinoffs will come up

    • @donimos5279
      @donimos5279 3 роки тому +1

      If playing mario party alone is like drinking alone then i am an alcoholic

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 4 роки тому +801

    OHHHHHH... I just got the "I thought this game was a bear" joke. It's because Rex always thought things were beers so instead of "I thought that was a beer" it's "I thought that was a bear". Nice

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 4 роки тому +38

      But scott thought it was a bear too

    • @reng935
      @reng935 4 роки тому +7

      who's rex?

    • @oleevv
      @oleevv 4 роки тому +18

      @@reng935 the one with wario cap

    • @DaFro3713
      @DaFro3713 4 роки тому +45

      WHY AREN’T YOU F**KING!?

    • @TekoManix
      @TekoManix 3 роки тому +19

      Despite Eric Turney playing both characters, the MPAA agent and Rex Mohs are separate characters.

  • @ColePhelpsLAPD
    @ColePhelpsLAPD Місяць тому +23

    Rest in peace Rex Mohs, he's chaperoning heaven now.

  • @Daynd80
    @Daynd80 4 роки тому +106

    The reason why Scott is so funny is the fact that most people who have this out of no where humor use edits and overused memes. Scott is just funny. In the words of one of the funniest people on youtube Gus Johnson "people who aren't funny always fall back on an unoriginal catchphrase and that's just not funny"

    • @conic2721
      @conic2721 4 роки тому +5

      He doesn't reuse jokes, just new ones, AND THAT IS INCREDIBLE.
      That guy needs more recognition.

  • @Bladebrent
    @Bladebrent 4 роки тому +610

    So heres my Mario Party story
    Me and some discord friends found out you could play Mario Pario online over an emulator. It took well over an hour of trying to get everything to work and figuring out to how make a lobby. But we eventually got Mario Party 5 working between the three of us
    We're chumps so we set the CPU to easy. As a Result, My friend, Toad, and I were winning most of the mini-games. More accurately, I was winning the *practice rounds* of the mini-games and he was always winning the actual rounds of the game. I started just hitting start before we had fully read the controls just to give myself an edge (was surprisingly effective actually, and my friends hated me for it. As is the Mario Party way). Despite this, Toad still had the most coins and starts in the last 10 turns or so. Meanwhile, Yoshi, the Easy CPU, got stuck in the center part of the map that was just a loop of red spaces and a couple ? spaces to get out. However, he never once got out of that area once he got in, and he never won a game
    Now, guess what happened when I landed on a chance time?
    If you guessed "It swapped Yoshi's and Toad's Stars AND Coins" you'd be right. What makes this even better that, despite the fact Yoshi did nothing but lose coins *for the rest of the game*. Yoshi won. Purely cause they had all of Toad's Stars from a few turns ago. Toad got *last place* as a result. He's still traumatized and wont play Mario Party with me anymore
    And thats why Mario Party is a game based entirely on game knowledge and skill

  • @TechnoaxesYT
    @TechnoaxesYT 4 роки тому +469

    The description should’ve been:
    “Scott gets Blisters”

    • @jeremye1159
      @jeremye1159 4 роки тому +3

      No. He is the ultimate chad. He can’t get blisters from a simple game you fool.

    • @flipposlippo1510
      @flipposlippo1510 4 роки тому +2

      “Scott gains nothing from this”

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 роки тому +1

      “Ruined friendships” the game!

    • @Luigi-np8td
      @Luigi-np8td 4 роки тому +2

      Scott gains nothing but blisters

    • @bam577
      @bam577 4 роки тому +1

      “Scott play Mario Party”

  • @MorphBaller388
    @MorphBaller388 2 роки тому +120

    I really need Scott to review all the Mario party games

  • @LastParagon
    @LastParagon 4 роки тому +172

    Scott: Have you played Pac Man Fever?
    Me: Yes Scott, I have. 2002 was a different time. A time when the public was demanding Astaroth and Heihachi Mishima be put into a Pac-Man themed party game.

    • @beneciotheperson
      @beneciotheperson 3 роки тому +8

      Are you alive?

    • @pocketlinkmania
      @pocketlinkmania 3 роки тому +9

      I played Mario party 9 and pac man fever! Guess I shaved a good 20 years off my life!

    • @BKLYN48
      @BKLYN48 Рік тому +1

      @@pocketlinkmania I love how Scott’s fandom are like mini scotts

  • @nieronxp
    @nieronxp 4 роки тому +603

    "You can't have a party without powered sugar in a ziploc." -Guy who hates Gex edit: I've never had a comment with this many likes.

    • @seansmith6255
      @seansmith6255 4 роки тому +15

      Rex is his name

    • @AlgonSoft
      @AlgonSoft 4 роки тому +13

      *smashes beer can
      "It's Rex!"
      **Completely obliterates it*

    • @pmaac1564
      @pmaac1564 4 роки тому +2

      POWERED SUGAR lmfao

    • @DrDunsparce
      @DrDunsparce 4 роки тому +2

      that fucking lizard

    • @Luci_Diavol
      @Luci_Diavol 4 роки тому +2

      Really? Just "the guy who hates Gex"?
      He should be known as the guy who keeps a sealed copy of Gex on his person at all times in cass he needs to be reminded of how much he hates it

  • @themagicalmagi4575
    @themagicalmagi4575 3 роки тому +343

    14:07
    My favorite moment of this video

  • @ThePlushLuigiBros2018
    @ThePlushLuigiBros2018 2 місяці тому +5

    Tomorrow is when Scott officially declares: "Nope, let's throw a party."

  • @thefatherlydecoration4629
    @thefatherlydecoration4629 4 роки тому +199

    Guy: *commits suicide*
    Scott: He failed chance time

    • @borbzone9351
      @borbzone9351 3 роки тому +5

      Why do you think he killed himself?

  • @capnmilkman
    @capnmilkman 4 роки тому +290

    "I have a neck, you don't see me bragging."
    Toad:

  • @thischannelisdeadso3701
    @thischannelisdeadso3701 4 роки тому +169

    "Ok, who is going to show up, no matter what?"
    **calls 911**

  • @superdajoka
    @superdajoka 3 роки тому +128

    19:14 that line goes perfect with the song

  • @jordanhingoo7017
    @jordanhingoo7017 4 роки тому +108

    “H O M E F I E L D A D V A N T A GE”
    you got third

  • @JasLamArr91
    @JasLamArr91 4 роки тому +32

    Everytime Scott says "Hey all."
    I feel included.

  • @real_abender
    @real_abender 4 роки тому +159

    Scott: "I should hire an assistant"
    Us: OPPORTUNITY ACQUIRED

  • @reallocal
    @reallocal 3 роки тому +195

    24:25 gets me every time

    • @ssxakira1097
      @ssxakira1097 2 роки тому +1

      He was going for the dub bitches

    • @bulbasaurguy4742
      @bulbasaurguy4742 Рік тому

      I thought you were going for the dub bitches?

    • @BKLYN48
      @BKLYN48 Рік тому +2

      The way he says dude 🤣

  • @rchqrd3900
    @rchqrd3900 4 роки тому +204

    "Music used: coming soon"
    There's something wrong, I can feel it

    • @TurtleYTPMV
      @TurtleYTPMV 4 роки тому +13

      The Guy Game - Scott The Woz

    • @rchqrd3900
      @rchqrd3900 4 роки тому +5

      @@TurtleYTPMV dammit, I thought I was onto something here

    • @cescobb4647
      @cescobb4647 4 роки тому +14

      I'm still waiting for the music used in "Nintendo switch 1 year in" 😔

    • @myriadmediamusings
      @myriadmediamusings 4 роки тому +3

      Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete.

    • @eeli8295
      @eeli8295 4 роки тому

      The music for Chibi robo ziplash is still missing

  • @WedgeStratos
    @WedgeStratos 4 роки тому +133

    The gang: *Loses*
    Scott: I won.
    Literally Wario: I should do that.

  • @MikeDaddyMCS
    @MikeDaddyMCS 4 роки тому +206

    I met some random girl on a plane and played Mario Party DS with her and too this day we still stay in contact to say we hate each other

  • @josephp7231
    @josephp7231 4 роки тому +49

    "The Nintendo 64 was a prime suspect to have multiplayer experiences, just look at all those holes!" Scott is so underrated when it comes to good comedy

  • @deadmeme2453
    @deadmeme2453 Місяць тому +7

    Thank you Rex Mohs for everything you’ve done for us over the years. Fly high 🕊️

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 4 роки тому +125

    I hope that whenever Scott leaves a conversation, he says something like *_"Bye all, not here!"_*

  • @unstoppable4rce
    @unstoppable4rce 4 роки тому +238

    "Playing Mario Party alone is like drinking alone."
    *All I did when I was a kid was play Mario party alone.....*

  • @pointless529
    @pointless529 4 роки тому +51

    24:18 I shouldn’t have laughed that hard at this.

  • @scorn-52
    @scorn-52 3 роки тому +31

    I love when scotts friends are complaining about the existence of DK, and all scott cares about is the fact that he has a star

    • @tylerwaugaman3662
      @tylerwaugaman3662 2 роки тому

      *"DONKEY KONG YOU CHEEP BITCH!"*
      "What a waste of a ape!"
      "I have a star"
      That the line you referring to?

  • @JustLedwyn
    @JustLedwyn 4 роки тому +51

    "Scott the woz" would make an excellent sitcom show

  • @ag23415
    @ag23415 4 роки тому +99

    "Describe the gameplay of Mario Party in one word."
    *B E T R A Y A L*

  • @nickelakon5369
    @nickelakon5369 4 роки тому +148

    "HOMEFIELD ADVANTAGE!"
    scott: you got third!?
    I thought a pro gamer such as Scott would know that Third is objectively the best turn to have in mario party.

    • @pewpewman18
      @pewpewman18 4 роки тому +2

      why’s that, I thought It would be first because you can use the coins you got from a mini game before you can get screwed over

    • @exiist.mp4
      @exiist.mp4 4 роки тому +1

      You actually wanna get either first or last. Second is the worst and third is okay

    • @nickelakon5369
      @nickelakon5369 4 роки тому +6

      @@exiist.mp4 no, third is the best, it gives you the ability to gauge what others are doing while not giving you the last choice on anything.

  • @LunaLinkle
    @LunaLinkle 2 місяці тому +7

    Happy “Scott canonically plays Mario party today” day!

  • @ratchetxtreme6591
    @ratchetxtreme6591 4 роки тому +78

    "There were people before Abe Vigoda"
    - Scott Wozniak