Darth Vader Reacts to The Rise of Skywalker

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  • @gregd806
    @gregd806 5 років тому +3092

    Vader: “I died in the 6th, I’m done...”
    Disney: “Right...”

    • @Evil_Peter
      @Evil_Peter 5 років тому +104

      Audience: "Best part of Disney Star Wars was when Vader showed up in Rogue One"

    • @vanessabetty29
      @vanessabetty29 5 років тому +21

      Evil Peter well yeah because that was badass

    • @arditeider2812
      @arditeider2812 5 років тому +21

      "Somehow, Darth Vader returned."

    • @ChamChamRealSmooth
      @ChamChamRealSmooth 4 роки тому +16

      @@mr.s374 Well, technically, Hayden Christensen showed up as Vader in the ending of Episode III.

    • @feliciafenish7128
      @feliciafenish7128 4 роки тому +9

      Disney: star wars time to start a new line of movies.
      Star wars: please, just let me die.
      Disney: die? Hahahahaha hell no, Get up and continue making money

  • @EndSpawnShadow
    @EndSpawnShadow 5 років тому +2972

    I thought Vader would almost kill him and say:
    “Be Careful Not To Choke On Your Aspirations, Director”

    • @futbol5554
      @futbol5554 5 років тому +36

      Rogue one

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 5 років тому +38

      @@futbol5554 no dip, sherlock

    • @futbol5554
      @futbol5554 5 років тому +12

      @@JordanWheeler1999 Wtf do I say

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 5 років тому +24

      @@futbol5554 *wtf did I say
      Clearly you got the joke?
      Why on earth do you guys keep on telling where it's from like it's a lost hamster?

    • @HaloPrime212
      @HaloPrime212 5 років тому +8

      Jordan Wheeler I was told a joke earlier you want to hear it

  • @warlordjulianrobotnik5741
    @warlordjulianrobotnik5741 5 років тому +1765

    "Don't you think we do something...new?"
    Disney: "We don't do that here"

    • @Evil_Peter
      @Evil_Peter 5 років тому +26

      The audience doesn't want new. The reason we get old things is because they make more money. There are always tons of new films every year, but they can't compete with franchises, sequels and remakes.

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 5 років тому +19

      Why does everyone pretend that Disney isn't responsible for The Mandalorian?

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 5 років тому +5

      You literally just quoted a film that has never been done before.

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 5 років тому +8

      @@cometmoon4485 Nope, they're quoting Infinity War

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 5 років тому +4

      @@WiloPolis03
      They made another Infinity War movie before 2018?

  • @Jpescit
    @Jpescit 4 роки тому +818

    Me: "Is Vader laughing or crying in the end?"
    Disney: "Yes!"

    • @that1dude154
      @that1dude154 4 роки тому +8

      Really though what is he doing?

    • @hentaihaven8552
      @hentaihaven8552 4 роки тому +3

      @@that1dude154 both

    • @jessevancooney6963
      @jessevancooney6963 4 роки тому +28

      @@that1dude154 hes crying because he doesnt want to live as a slave to Disney but said weee because that was a fun ride

    • @vvcreative2628
      @vvcreative2628 4 роки тому +4

      @@jessevancooney6963 because this is pod racing 😜

    • @quillion0877
      @quillion0877 4 роки тому +1

      Wwwwweeeeeee

  • @rhysmag6723
    @rhysmag6723 5 років тому +2146

    Darth Vader a child murderer who cuts his own sons hand off and tortured his daughter
    Disney: let’s make him the head of marketing

    • @ultrachaos1596
      @ultrachaos1596 5 років тому +58

      Rhys Mag that actually makes a lot of sense if you stop and look at what Disney has become and compare them to Warp Zones version. They seem like the exact same thing.

    • @garyhauffe651
      @garyhauffe651 5 років тому +13

      Yes it's the real yes this is real Darth Vader what are you talkin about I had no recollection of injuring or putting any home to my kids please explain further detail I have a

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 5 років тому +15

      Michael Zahabi, saying Disney isn’t any different than Imperial is entirely truthful because they’re one in the same such as how they stole from Kimba the White Lion and never earned up to it even after the 2019 remake; they stole the idea of Steam Boat Willy from another movie that was already before Disney even became a company, and the only time Mickey Mouse is depicted as a human being with flaws, character growth, and aspirations in life is in the Kingdom Hearts because Disney made him a mascot in their company for entirety because they didn’t let Mickey Mouse go in the public domain after Walter Disney died.

    • @rhysmag6723
      @rhysmag6723 5 років тому +3

      Light Yagami bruh stole from kimba the white lion that’s a lie

    • @Parocha
      @Parocha 4 роки тому +4

      You forgot to add "traitor to the government" and "mass murderer" to the list.

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 5 років тому +6083

    Some say Thanos is evil
    Some say Sidious and Vader are evil
    I say that mouse is evil

    • @awesomeanbar9402
      @awesomeanbar9402 5 років тому +81

      It's called capitalism

    • @earendurvoneinzbern7585
      @earendurvoneinzbern7585 5 років тому +87

      It's called greed, it's been with us since the dawn of time.

    • @Raycheetah
      @Raycheetah 5 років тому +22

      DOWN with the Maus Reich! =>[.]

    • @EvilFookaire
      @EvilFookaire 5 років тому +56

      That mouse is not evil, that mouse compares to evil like Jason Momoa compares to other men... Disney is what evil checks under its bed for at night.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 5 років тому +42

      From my point of view, it is Disney who are evil.

  • @Penname25
    @Penname25 5 років тому +1367

    Disney is going to sue you for putting cameras in their headquarters.

    • @bensports6630
      @bensports6630 5 років тому +10

      So right

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 5 років тому +20

      Nah....
      Disney would be sued for mistreating studios and their characters and mistreating people's souls

    • @HaloPrime212
      @HaloPrime212 5 років тому +9

      Achinth Murali trust they’ll be sued for Murdering all our dreams

    • @generalobiwankenobi8265
      @generalobiwankenobi8265 4 роки тому +9

      Disney should have been sued for ripping Star Wars! The sequels are so unoriginal, they make Spaceballs look like an original concept!

    • @amandag.6186
      @amandag.6186 Рік тому +1

      ​@@JordanWheeler1999 Don't do it, Disney will sue you out of existance if you try to sue them. My brother tried to sue them for a minor leg injury from a ride mishap...
      ...never saw him again...

  • @DN0103
    @DN0103 5 років тому +320

    Richards is so powerful he makes Darth Vader cry. Wow! Poor Vader

  • @CrunchyNorbert
    @CrunchyNorbert 5 років тому +1515

    Mickey was the Lord of the Sith all along

    • @mrfadzy5427
      @mrfadzy5427 4 роки тому +18

      more like the "OVERLORD" OF EVIL SITH just like palpatine proclaims I AM ALL THE SITH

    • @wyattdiorr
      @wyattdiorr 4 роки тому +5

      @CrunchyNorbert we all know it was jar jar😂😂😂😂

    • @felixtatang414
      @felixtatang414 4 роки тому +3

      Have I told you, that the galaxy was under control of a Sith?

    • @thalukesta2112
      @thalukesta2112 4 роки тому +1

      Jar Jar*

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 4 роки тому +2

      No, Darth Jar Jar

  • @omarcrespo77
    @omarcrespo77 5 років тому +861

    Vader:
    I'm done
    Disney:
    I find your lack of faith disturbing...

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 5 років тому +12

      Disney:
      Oh no, my profitable cash cow. You'll find that it is you who are mistaken. About a great many things.

    • @omarcrespo77
      @omarcrespo77 5 років тому +10

      @@Webshooters1
      Star Wars fandom:
      Come with me!!
      🥺
      🙏
      Star Wars:
      Spielberg once thought as you do... YOU DON'T KNOW the POWAH of DISNEY! I 'MUST' obey my Master!!
      ☝️🧐
      Star Wars fandom:
      I know there are good stories in you. Disney hasn't taken them all from you fully!!
      😟
      Star Wars:
      It is... too late, for me... fans.
      🙁
      [propaganda enters surrounding Star Wars]
      Disney will show you the true meaning of entertainment. It, is your Master now!!
      ☝️🧐
      Star Wars fandom:
      .......
      Then the franchise is truly dead...
      😪
      Star Wars:
      .......

    • @Batman-rg7tj
      @Batman-rg7tj 4 роки тому +4

      I find your lack of content disturbing

    • @lukethegoldenminecart1297
      @lukethegoldenminecart1297 4 роки тому +2

      Star wars community:this will begin to make things right,I have traveled to far seen to much without the legends there can't be balance in the Films
      Darth Vader:All because of you the franchise has a chance the Lucas has been after this for a long time
      Star wars community:The Lucas to me
      his the true leader of Star wars
      Darth Vader:Well he certainly his that
      BOOM DISNEY I TOOK ONE OF YOUR SCENES AND USED IT AGAINST YOU

  • @truffer1145
    @truffer1145 5 років тому +2802

    Instead of “Unlimited power” I would’ve said “Unlimited money”

  • @Concepcion30
    @Concepcion30 5 років тому +887

    "Even Daisy Ridley will eventually get old and die." LoL, this guy has got inhumane executive down.

  • @magnusmagtibay8397
    @magnusmagtibay8397 5 років тому +682

    I found Palpatine's son , Rey's father. He' s a Disney executive.

  • @JadedOne420
    @JadedOne420 5 років тому +633

    "Darth, baby, you're the most recognizable character since Jesus!"
    Darth: *ominous breathing*

    • @DesertVader
      @DesertVader 4 роки тому +7

      JadedOne420 Agreed!

    • @chriso0015
      @chriso0015 4 роки тому +12

      They forgot characters like Superman and Kermit the frog, but I know what he means

    • @Himmyjewett
      @Himmyjewett 4 роки тому +5

      @@chriso0015 Kermit okay

    • @calamityganon8114
      @calamityganon8114 4 роки тому +6

      Well, the prequels were technically filmed after the OT, so Jesus was created after Darth Vader

    • @isaac5154
      @isaac5154 4 роки тому

      obi-one doesn't think so

  • @caffeecup5319
    @caffeecup5319 4 роки тому +162

    Vader: Right, im dead. can i go now?"
    Disney: Well, we're altering the deal. Pray we don't alter it any further

  • @maxb2021
    @maxb2021 5 років тому +272

    That ending was darker than the dark side of the force lol

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 2 роки тому

      You thought only the ending was dark?

    • @huynhvuongviet2410
      @huynhvuongviet2410 Рік тому

      the real dark side of the force was greed all this time.

  • @teenagemovieguy7816
    @teenagemovieguy7816 5 років тому +455

    Why do I lowkey feel bad for this vader, he never got his retirement 😭

  • @Gothic83
    @Gothic83 5 років тому +3608

    Ok warp zone stop it really do you guys actually have someone on the inside of Disney telling you there master plans for there property's because these segments are starting to scare me lol

    • @ultimateknight4667
      @ultimateknight4667 5 років тому +104

      Maybe they have an inside man in every corner.

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 5 років тому +86

      You're only getting scared NOW?!?!?!?!

    • @NoU-pf8fc
      @NoU-pf8fc 5 років тому +15

      Gothic 83 same

    • @casualfanatic4217
      @casualfanatic4217 5 років тому +27

      Gaming Sherlock THE REBELLION HAS BEGUN

    • @solentadesse7205
      @solentadesse7205 5 років тому +26

      I know right it's good but really starting to creep me out.

  • @DonBlackBird71
    @DonBlackBird71 2 роки тому +124

    After Kenobi, I realise that these guys were absolutely right

  • @AidanRampair
    @AidanRampair 4 роки тому +367

    “I think Mickey is a Sith Lord”

    • @warlockgod66
      @warlockgod66 4 роки тому +12

      He is the Force Master he rule over the force and the Jedi and the sith, he is the Master pulling the strings 😈😈😈😈😈

    • @246yami
      @246yami 4 роки тому +11

      A Sith Lord?

    • @kjmultiversemotions3404
      @kjmultiversemotions3404 3 роки тому +11

      @@246yami Yes, The one we’re looking for.

    • @sannicfann3338
      @sannicfann3338 3 роки тому +3

      I find it funny how mickey is now a symbol of greed when he's supposed to be one of the kindest cartoon characters

    • @246yami
      @246yami 3 роки тому +1

      @@kjmultiversemotions3404 A man of culture I see lol

  • @ultra_phantomaj8300
    @ultra_phantomaj8300 5 років тому +610

    Holy Space Balls

  • @mr.feghouli403
    @mr.feghouli403 5 років тому +2327

    Bro all we want is an old republic series/movies, nothing more. Maybe even more old republic games. That's all we ask

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 5 років тому +111

      They can't do that, it would force them to admit they can't make their own stuff, plus the brand is damaged.

    • @insertclevernamehere700
      @insertclevernamehere700 5 років тому +58

      @@Raximus3000 Actually There are already KOTOR-Based movie in the works, It already has a writer.

    • @LekeO
      @LekeO 5 років тому +19

      Thank You and maybe some spin offs like with Star Killer

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 5 років тому +48

      Yeah easy way to cash in on starwars is just to put keanu reaves in it and set it in old republic. No matter what happens people would go see it.

    • @insertclevernamehere700
      @insertclevernamehere700 5 років тому +23

      @@Jebu911 Not gonna lie that's true.

  • @psychofroggy8062
    @psychofroggy8062 5 років тому +412

    Vader is now crying due to his shocking realization of the eternal hell of nostalgic cash grab that awaits them. Even the most evil man in the Galaxy is nothing compared to Disney.

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 5 років тому +11

      I DO NOT FEAR THE MOUSE AS YOU DO! TROS HAS BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND SECURITY TO THE SKYWALKER SAGA!

    • @nexusprime2487
      @nexusprime2487 5 років тому +7

      @@Silas_Part_1 Obi Wan: Disney's Skywalker Saga?.

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 5 років тому +4

      @@nexusprime2487 If your not with me than you're my enemy.

    • @nexusprime2487
      @nexusprime2487 5 років тому +9

      @@Silas_Part_1 Only those who have been corrupted by the rat's greed deals in absolute, I will do what I must.

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 5 років тому +4

      @@nexusprime2487 You will try. *activates crossguard lightsaber with blue purple and orange colored blades and does backflip attack*

  • @ftsataros25
    @ftsataros25 4 роки тому +54

    “Maybe you should take a little vacation. And I know just the place to send you.”
    *Cuts to Vader on Tatooine*

  • @Gamer_2003x
    @Gamer_2003x 5 років тому +300

    "let the past die."
    that line is ironic

    • @yednekachewgeremew1886
      @yednekachewgeremew1886 3 роки тому +6

      That could be good vision. As Long as the existence of death as concept never die in human mind. There for let the past die solgon seems impossible to many.

    • @BlueTyphoon2017
      @BlueTyphoon2017 2 роки тому

      @@yednekachewgeremew1886 I don’t get it, what does this have to do with the concept of death?

  • @soiboi8221
    @soiboi8221 5 років тому +968

    Haha haha Darth Vader be like I find your lack of making good films disturbing while force choking someone out

    • @Marvelous_spider-teen
      @Marvelous_spider-teen 5 років тому +4

      Its Alpha Cast or the other one who made TLJ

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 5 років тому +2

      I DO NOT FEAR THE MOUSE AS YOU DO! TROS HAS BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND SECURITY TO THE SKYWALKER SAGA!

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 5 років тому

      @@Silas_Part_1 Lmao

  • @Esep16
    @Esep16 5 років тому +376

    Was I the only one who thought it was gonna cut to darth Vader On a beach with him yelling no? (Cuz he hates sand....)

    • @cosmicmaster1006
      @cosmicmaster1006 5 років тому +15

      "Thats what I was thinking!!" - Davis

    • @ariklion37
      @ariklion37 5 років тому +7

      @@cosmicmaster1006 '' best friends again!!? ''

    • @WERTYUIO821
      @WERTYUIO821 5 років тому +10

      I thought the exact same and searching for this comment.
      You are a man/woman of culture as well!!!

    • @americanmapper2445
      @americanmapper2445 5 років тому +1

      Me too or like they send him to tatoine

    • @keithgriffin1938
      @keithgriffin1938 5 років тому

      @@americanmapper2445 yes sand came to mind.....

  • @bluebird1340
    @bluebird1340 4 роки тому +83

    4:36 He's so right about the nostalgia thing tho. It's basically Disney's number one true secret weapon.

    • @kyle.Al196
      @kyle.Al196 2 роки тому +7

      That’s what I’ve been saying about that new sequel trilogy for a while now, they only decided to pick less than 1% of story elements from legends for these new movies. Kylo Ren aka just Disney’s Jason Solo, the emperor being resurrected by cloning technology from legends as well, Kathleen Kennedy basically ignored all the other materials from legend’s continuity to explain why they didn’t try anything new or original for the sequel trilogy. The only thing that saved the franchise was the mandalorian made by better qualified visionary creators that can do a better job as the head of Lucasfilm than who we have now.

  • @chasehervey2384
    @chasehervey2384 4 роки тому +316

    Vader, always a slave.
    Slave on Tatooine
    Slave to the Jedi
    Slave to Sidious
    Slave to Disney

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 2 роки тому +14

      He wasn't a slave to the Jedi, he was a student who didn't learn to understand that there was a difference between people that held him back from screwing himself over and people holding him back to help him learn better...
      He was a child who didn't understand that the strictness of the jedi was from love and a wish for him to grow and instead compared it with the strictness of a slaver.
      The Jedi, Slavers and Sith were his masters... but the Jedi were teachers, the Slavers and Sith were owners...
      Anakin just sadly never knew the difference... the Jedi never had to deal with such a situation and didn't know such a problem existed.
      The Jedi were the only group that wanted him to be happy. They were the only ones that wanted his success and the only ones that gave him a choice.
      The Jedi wanted him to have freedom.... sadly, Anakin was a slave to himself... a slave to his past... a slave to his arrogance... a slave to his mistrust... a slave to his anger...
      But he was never a slave to the Jedi... he just never realized that the chains on him came from himself... Sidious just took control of those chains... but Palpatine didn't create those chains, Anakin did...
      And Luke was the only one who (other than Palpatine) realized those chains existed and freed his father...

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 2 роки тому +1

      Anakin truly is a tragic character and Terra is understandibly based on him.

    • @ChernxbylCherrii
      @ChernxbylCherrii 2 роки тому

      @@TheDeathmail now transfer that to everyone irl. palpatine would be the inorganic ones who control everything. even the people you call presidents are just puppets

    • @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441
      @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheDeathmail "The Jedi were the only group that wanted him to be happy. They were the only ones that wanted his success and the only ones that gave him a choice. " oh sure even his best friend obi-wan kept lying to him like so many times. most of the jedi like windu treats anakin pretty bad. oh and not to mention they almost death ahsoka which is why she left the jedi order. and even when anakin tells mace the truth about palp. even then for now u gain my trust. that means he never really trusted anakin in the first place.

    • @peterparker-wu3io
      @peterparker-wu3io Рік тому

      @@smb-c3po A bit late but is that a Kingdom Hearts reference? just curious.

  • @vermilliontoaster3063
    @vermilliontoaster3063 5 років тому +280

    Yeah this is so accurate, I’m surprised they didn’t take y’all down.

    • @dougymoney379
      @dougymoney379 5 років тому +23

      Probably because Disney knows how insignificant they are compared to the billions of Disney fans who are still blind to what they really are.

    • @cosmicmaster1006
      @cosmicmaster1006 3 роки тому +2

      @@dougymoney379 or they know that the people who are just determined to go against them are so insignificant that it wont matter

    • @dougymoney379
      @dougymoney379 3 роки тому +3

      @@cosmicmaster1006 You just said what I said.

    • @cosmicmaster1006
      @cosmicmaster1006 3 роки тому

      @@dougymoney379 but i was focusing on the haters. On how completely useless there constant complaining for no good reason is

    • @vb2806
      @vb2806 3 роки тому +1

      This is practically a marketing campaign for them too

  • @epicvoiceguy
    @epicvoiceguy 5 років тому +797

    UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH!!!!

    • @waylonlewin3322
      @waylonlewin3322 4 роки тому +5

      keep squeezing blue milk out of me and the fandom menace just for nostalgia reasons now.

    • @catandotter1237
      @catandotter1237 4 роки тому +2

      You have a good channel

    • @eddiefrankham5889
      @eddiefrankham5889 3 роки тому

      What have I done?

    • @enzo5166
      @enzo5166 3 роки тому +2

      Unlimited BOX OFFICE MOOONNEEYYY!!!!!!!!!!

  • @N_DAnimationEnthusiast
    @N_DAnimationEnthusiast 5 років тому +562

    This is why you shouldn’t sell your company to Disney.

    • @solowingsjet
      @solowingsjet 5 років тому +29

      "The last independent company" (For sale sign)
      Mickey: HA HA there's a company that I can buy, I just need to walk in the front door.
      "A few seconds later"
      Mousetrap squashed Mickey Mouse: blood all over the floor

    • @alicestreet4865
      @alicestreet4865 5 років тому +12

      @@solowingsjet me: *claps hands for 10 hours*

    • @stormswagger7869
      @stormswagger7869 5 років тому +9

      N&D Productions unless you want a shit ton of money then yes you definitely should

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 5 років тому +6

      @@stormswagger7869
      Greed, the true power of the Mouse.

    • @helloinsertnamehere5472
      @helloinsertnamehere5472 5 років тому

      @@solowingsjet or did it

  • @soup8569
    @soup8569 5 років тому +77

    "There are literally thousands of comic books, video game and 800-page novels that we can turn into potential storyline's," I see what you did there.

  • @XwezzyO
    @XwezzyO 5 років тому +448

    Darth sidious: Unlimited power
    mickey: unlimited money haha

  • @i-iy7490
    @i-iy7490 4 роки тому +63

    Theses men got some serious acting talent.

  • @gracecalis5421
    @gracecalis5421 5 років тому +85

    "Has all the same characteristics as me but is someone totally different"
    2003 General Grievous: *_Hold my 4 lightsabers_*

    • @Celtic-Firebird
      @Celtic-Firebird 4 роки тому +4

      @Lionard Kirsch *meanwhile in KOTOR*
      Revan: Hold my Mandalorian helmet

  • @armchairrocketscientist4934
    @armchairrocketscientist4934 5 років тому +64

    Our friend Dick upgraded his office since he declared war on Netflix.

  • @miguelversestudios4309
    @miguelversestudios4309 5 років тому +2169

    Let Vader retire

  • @darthasheth1693
    @darthasheth1693 4 роки тому +58

    "OH Ani, baby... " killed me 😂

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 4 роки тому +23

    When I found out Disney was being run by a Sith Lord, I was both shocked to my core, but not surprised at all simultaneously!

  • @RanwulfMaxwell
    @RanwulfMaxwell 5 років тому +522

    Is Vader sad "weeeing"?

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 5 років тому +87

      Yes he is. Just more proof that Vader is one of the most tragic characters in Star Wars

    • @justinbradley4083
      @justinbradley4083 5 років тому +33

      I thought he was crying

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 5 років тому +28

      @@justinbradley4083 well it's a little of both

    • @robdon3472
      @robdon3472 5 років тому +3

      You can't tell cause he can just go in his suit

    • @thedoctorss69
      @thedoctorss69 5 років тому +4

      No he’s crying but also saying weeee because he’s on a ride

  • @voiceguy6745
    @voiceguy6745 5 років тому +184

    When he said he was going to send Vader somewhere I immediately thought of
    Sand...

    • @Enderia01
      @Enderia01 4 роки тому +10

      I thought he was gonna throw him down a reactor shaft. I mean come on, anyone can survive being thrown down a pit. Luke did it, Maul did it, Sidious did it, I like to believe Boba Fett did it. Surely Vader can do it

    • @scorpionmasters9205
      @scorpionmasters9205 4 роки тому +2

      Enderious two skywalkers and two siths. Oh and a clone who’s dad is himself. Dose that mean he really your dad if it’s you

    • @lordrewwot7336
      @lordrewwot7336 4 роки тому

      Enderious yeah. In legends boba did. But now I’m kinda happy that boba did not survive in the new canon. So they didn’t milked him yet like a f*cking cow. But you never know what the future brings...

    • @kojakaofficiel
      @kojakaofficiel 4 роки тому +1

      I thought he will send him into Mustafar

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 4 роки тому

      Enderious I’m pretty sure Boba did though Sidious technically died

  • @lacolem1
    @lacolem1 5 років тому +93

    "Mind if I sit?"
    "Uh, sure."
    (raises hand) "In *your* chair"

  • @griffinshay1
    @griffinshay1 5 років тому +36

    “Holy spaceballs” nice reference

  • @qwer58j
    @qwer58j 5 років тому +31

    It would be easy to bring Vader back from the dead. Just say that Vader had a microchip in his brain that backed up all his data when he died. He was a freaking cyborg after all. Then upload that to a robot with the design of the Vader suit. Lets also not forget that cloning is a thing in the Star Wars universe. I'm not saying that bringing Vader back would be a good idea. Only that it would be very easy.

  • @GVMetric
    @GVMetric 5 років тому +208

    Before dying, Palpatine mass cloned Anakin Skywalker, harvested the torsos and put them into mech suits to have an army of Darth Vaders. It's coming, mark my words.

    • @ikitclaw4852
      @ikitclaw4852 5 років тому +20

      And then Gandalf appears to hold them off, but he gets back stabbed by Jon Snow.

    • @Strive1324L
      @Strive1324L 5 років тому +24

      Yeah, Star Wars Episode X: Attack of the Vaders!

    • @sdgojdfpghj
      @sdgojdfpghj 5 років тому +14

      Ha ha, don't give Disney any ideas!! :)

    • @Poatatero
      @Poatatero 5 років тому +3

      “Use the force Harry”
      - Gandalf

    • @yamisean3298
      @yamisean3298 4 роки тому +2

      And he cloned himself

  • @reggie7716
    @reggie7716 5 років тому +776

    Yep, this is accurate. Disney has no respect for the original characters yet still needs them too much to let them go.

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 5 років тому

      #ADOS

    • @barryy6680
      @barryy6680 5 років тому +39

      So you're saying they can't... LET IT GO?

    • @dial3690
      @dial3690 5 років тому +2

      Barry Y great I just slapped my kneecap off

    • @sahrotkro7048
      @sahrotkro7048 5 років тому +21

      it's more accurate to say that kathleen kennedy has no respect for star wars, with all "the force is female" nonsense that she pushes on to the franchise.

    • @reggie7716
      @reggie7716 5 років тому +26

      @@sahrotkro7048 true, but its more than her. Rian johnson clearly has no understanding of star wars, or the concept of a hero's journey in general, JJ Abrams has undone the original trilogy by bringing back Palpatine making everything accomplished in empire, and return of the jedi pointless and making Rey a Palpatine and killing of the Skywalker bloodline shows that Abrams has no respect for the original characters as well. But KK is most responsible.

  • @blackholeghost1875
    @blackholeghost1875 5 років тому +57

    "Holy spaceballs" Yes and Disney is worshiping it like the sacred text.

  • @J___0926
    @J___0926 2 роки тому +6

    Love how Vaders one of the only Disney characters so far to make Richards a little unsettled

  • @rumaysa9649
    @rumaysa9649 4 роки тому +11

    “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the fake”

  • @thekatarnalchemist
    @thekatarnalchemist 5 років тому +49

    After the other stunts the CEO got up to, I was half-hoping Vader would toss him out a window.
    Fantastic work, guys!

  • @jacobhu4431
    @jacobhu4431 5 років тому +224

    Only a sith deals in absolutes.
    *ignites lightsaber*

    • @TheHamsters3
      @TheHamsters3 5 років тому +11

      isn't that in itself an absolute?

    • @reantherean2016
      @reantherean2016 4 роки тому +1

      Disney: you will try.

    • @gabemobley3851
      @gabemobley3851 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheHamsters3 I say that every time I hear the line

  • @marquiseemthembuu997
    @marquiseemthembuu997 5 років тому +153

    Marketing is a gateway to many revenue some would say unnatural

  • @Strive1324L
    @Strive1324L 4 роки тому +7

    This is too good. Sounds EXACTLY right. It will be interesting to see how they connect Vader to Episodes X, XI, and XII.

  • @sexysquidward1840
    @sexysquidward1840 5 років тому +20

    Director: Vader you’re looking pretty beat. Maybe you should take a little vacation and I know just the place to send you
    Me: SEND HIM TO THE RANCH SEND HIM TO THE RANCH

  • @KrolozTalks
    @KrolozTalks 5 років тому +47

    davis is so convincing as a disney ceo

    • @mystery8820
      @mystery8820 5 років тому +11

      Honestly, these disney CEO sketches are too real to be comedy.

  • @DonniedrakoE
    @DonniedrakoE 5 років тому +6

    It’s depressingly sad how real and raw these Disney videos are. Keep them up warp zone.

  • @anakinskywalker6871
    @anakinskywalker6871 5 років тому +170

    *Imagine being Darth Vader. Hahahaha.......*

  • @eijitonooka7520
    @eijitonooka7520 4 роки тому +3

    i love how they quoted Defy Media at the start: "I dont know, blame it on market conditions or something. That line always seems to work"

  • @leovaf1345
    @leovaf1345 5 років тому +65

    Disney: I am the senate

  • @IsaiahINRI
    @IsaiahINRI 5 років тому +16

    Thats the thing about old star wars, we always got something new, the je'daii vs the rakatan empire, the galactic republic vs the sith empire, the galactic republic vs the CIS, the rebels vs the empire, the new republic vs the imperial remnant, the new republic vs the yuuzhan vong, the jedi and imperial loyalists vs the one sith. Sounds similar but they are all unique in their own way. Revan was a sith who wanted to atone for his sins, anakin was a kid who wanted to help people, luke was a kid who wanted to explore, cade was a guy who wanted to run away from his destiny.
    I miss old star wars for a somewhat contradictory reason: i want its bravery, its willingness to do something different, its willingness to push the envelope, but its ability to never lose the feel of star wars and always stay true to its predecessors without being a reskin of them.
    And its kickass action figures.

    • @Andres-vj2ws
      @Andres-vj2ws 4 роки тому

      Yuki _ I still want an Exar Kun figure

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI 4 роки тому

      @@Andres-vj2ws it exists my son, just pay 500 dollars for one of the 4 for sale online

    • @Andres-vj2ws
      @Andres-vj2ws 4 роки тому

      Yuki _ I assume they must be quite rare given that high price

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI 4 роки тому

      @@Andres-vj2ws rarely sold

  • @themyriasphereorigins1707
    @themyriasphereorigins1707 5 років тому +232

    I say this is Lucasfilm has a brain make a rated R Vader Disney+ show and have him hunt down the Jedi and have it dark and gritty will be awesome.

    • @themyriasphereorigins1707
      @themyriasphereorigins1707 5 років тому

      True but I can dream

    • @kerkezpavle
      @kerkezpavle 5 років тому +1

      @Hassan Syed this.

    • @AnakinandPadme1231
      @AnakinandPadme1231 5 років тому

      I wish but sadly nope

    • @proudbeaner696
      @proudbeaner696 5 років тому

      @L1qu1d S1lenc3r There's no SJW shit in any of the 3 new star war movies .

    • @billybuchanan385
      @billybuchanan385 5 років тому

      Lightsabers don't even cut people im half or remove limbs anymore. It's all like star wars rebels now. Kiddy violence

  • @owenjolley351
    @owenjolley351 5 років тому +176

    Disney is officially the real life version of the galactic empire.

    • @AnakinandPadme1231
      @AnakinandPadme1231 5 років тому +4

      Oh fucken true also gonna be like outer worlds but without the space part hopefully

    • @gandalflotr2898
      @gandalflotr2898 5 років тому +5

      I guess that's make pirating disney movie is a form of rebellion

    • @masonpyle5929
      @masonpyle5929 5 років тому +1

      I thought that was the New England Patriots.

    • @dazzatv9571
      @dazzatv9571 5 років тому +1

      Lmao 😂

  • @dominiccarrano9513
    @dominiccarrano9513 4 роки тому +2

    2:08 - 2:17 the Kathlean Kennedy shade being thrown here is awesome

  • @kalpbhavsar
    @kalpbhavsar 4 роки тому +4

    Nostalgia is one the greatest human weaknesses. Second only to the neck.

  • @-_-thegasstopman-_-1677
    @-_-thegasstopman-_-1677 5 років тому +28

    This basically shows how Disney will inevitably reboot star wars

    • @edgarlarios4718
      @edgarlarios4718 5 років тому +2

      Oh no... A reboot? I thought episode 7 was the reboot...

  • @finalgenesis430
    @finalgenesis430 5 років тому +55

    That was...Slightly fucked up...I mean, I loved it but damn...Vader crying is...Soul crushing...

  • @xrecon18
    @xrecon18 5 років тому +13

    Who thought Vader would be sent on a ride? “Weeeeee!” But dies on the inside. How he cried was so funny. Disney businessman broke the record (First man to make Vader cry badly)

    • @beowulf9878
      @beowulf9878 4 роки тому

      I’m sure sand made Vader cry just as bad.

  • @GhostGamer25
    @GhostGamer25 5 років тому +20

    Vader: Can i at least have my own movie or series?!
    Disney: Ha ha ha ha.....No

  • @SilliestGoober999
    @SilliestGoober999 5 років тому +9

    The Star Wars Fandom: "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Disney."

  • @Haki-ul2qf
    @Haki-ul2qf 5 років тому +6

    When you can make Darth Vader cry you know your evil.

  • @TailcoatGames
    @TailcoatGames 5 років тому +24

    Thanks for not showing spoilers I actually could watch it

  • @emiryigit2109
    @emiryigit2109 5 років тому +8

    "I mean look at yourself, you're Vader, baby!" so good 😂

  • @theggamer2824
    @theggamer2824 4 роки тому +16

    Darth Vader: “Make a new villain that’s just as great as me”
    Kylo Ren: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @lukethegoldenminecart1297
      @lukethegoldenminecart1297 4 роки тому +4

      Darth Vader:You are i don't even see how we're related
      Kylo:I'm your grandson
      Vader:Keep a lid on it Vader knock off

    • @edgar5983
      @edgar5983 4 роки тому +3

      Kylo Ren is trash, the only character that could rival with vader as a good villain is Darth Revan.

  • @connorcurrie5574
    @connorcurrie5574 5 років тому +23

    My fear of this man grows every episode

  • @santimagine
    @santimagine 5 років тому +51

    That ending was darker than palpatine's sith temple.
    Amateurs, can't even pronounce darth sidious.

  • @vladimirhajs4106
    @vladimirhajs4106 5 років тому +20

    Everything in star wars revolves around original trilogy.
    The Old Republic: Am I a joke to you?

    • @redshirtveteran5688
      @redshirtveteran5688 5 років тому

      Revan gets a shout-out in Ep 9.
      www-ign-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.ign.com/articles/2019/12/24/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-makes-kotors-darth-revan-canon?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&=1&usqp=mq331AQCKAE%3D#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ign.com%2Farticles%2F2019%2F12%2F24%2Fstar-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-makes-kotors-darth-revan-canon

    • @tanoshiofm3852
      @tanoshiofm3852 5 років тому

      @@redshirtveteran5688 I loved that he is now canon.

    • @redshirtveteran5688
      @redshirtveteran5688 5 років тому

      @@tanoshiofm3852 I loved that you spelled canon correctly. Thank you.

  • @brettturner5101
    @brettturner5101 5 років тому +13

    We need more of Dick immediately, evil Davis is amazing as well as the people playing all the characters

  • @jesseanderson8674
    @jesseanderson8674 4 роки тому +2

    Gosh this guy should be in a movie. His evil ceo character is incredible. The way he delivers it amazingly

  • @maninthemirrortable
    @maninthemirrortable 4 роки тому +2

    Should've sent Vader to a nice vacation resort somewhere. I'm thinking sandy beach, plenty of sun, maybe some family that has a place nearby?

  • @redstarshooter85
    @redstarshooter85 5 років тому +49

    Disney officially became the scariest villain ever.

    • @KoPLeaderKiactu
      @KoPLeaderKiactu 5 років тому +3

      And this is why I was pissed off that people were defending them during the Sony/Marvel split.

  • @lightstrider6881
    @lightstrider6881 5 років тому +43

    Last time I was this early Star Wars was still good.

    • @melancholyentertainment
      @melancholyentertainment 5 років тому +2

      So, now?

    • @ryankelley5160
      @ryankelley5160 5 років тому +5

      @@melancholyentertainment haha oh you sweet innocent child. May you never learn what quality means.

    • @jasondean7995
      @jasondean7995 5 років тому +1

      @@melancholyentertainment it turned to the dark side

    • @ariiyy8662
      @ariiyy8662 5 років тому

      @@ryankelley5160 😂 the old movies were the best

  • @chunchunmaru5761
    @chunchunmaru5761 5 років тому +19

    me: *sees Darth vader riding a kids’ ride*
    also me: WHAT?!

  • @itztimg
    @itztimg 5 років тому +8

    Vader: I'm done
    Disney: *"I AM ALL THE MONEY!"*

  • @patrickcombs3567
    @patrickcombs3567 5 років тому +9

    The end had laughing so hard I'm in tears.

  • @DeathstroketheTerminator
    @DeathstroketheTerminator 5 років тому +15

    Davis should have gone with: "Unlimited money"

  • @rockmusic956
    @rockmusic956 5 років тому +199

    Make a video on the mandolarian

    • @CesarDaSalad
      @CesarDaSalad 5 років тому +1

      The Mandolarian: Lord of Mandolins

  • @EndThusIAm
    @EndThusIAm 5 років тому +6

    When Darth Vader has to shake his head silently at someone...you know it's bad.

  • @MikyV104
    @MikyV104 2 роки тому +2

    "holy spaceballs"
    Vader knows about its parody💀

  • @akninja2399
    @akninja2399 4 роки тому +2

    "I don't know, blame it on market conditions, that line always seems to work"
    Damn, he salty

  • @Jason-El
    @Jason-El 5 років тому +14

    I've never felt *_this_* bad for Vader. 😞

  • @Geek_Inc
    @Geek_Inc 5 років тому +6

    Crying Darth Vader at Disneyland is my new spirit animal

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia 2 роки тому +2

    Davis: "UNLIMITED POWER!"
    You don't get to use that reference you, moneylover!

  • @jots2493
    @jots2493 4 роки тому +2

    4:38 "Most powerful force in the entire galaxy..."
    Me: "Micky Mouse in 2020?"

  • @thecouncilofnine4692
    @thecouncilofnine4692 5 років тому +49

    Kathleen Kennedy: There's not enough content to base new Star Wars movies on.
    Fandom: 2:09-2:17.

    • @keithgriffin1938
      @keithgriffin1938 5 років тому +7

      "there not like 700 page novels" I nvr wanted to hurt a thing so bad, Sry she's not human, some harpy witch that destroyed the entire saga in one fail swoop.

    • @Evil_Peter
      @Evil_Peter 5 років тому +1

      @@keithgriffin1938 She's George Lucas' last gift to Star Wars. He made sure she got the job. Makes sense after he kept trying to make the original trilogy worse with his changes, and how he made the prequels.

    • @keithgriffin1938
      @keithgriffin1938 5 років тому +6

      @@Evil_Peter prequels are masterpieces compared to this crap, they had a purpose and a story that was online withe the canon lore

    • @Evil_Peter
      @Evil_Peter 5 років тому +1

      @@keithgriffin1938 The prequels had a better story, but wore worse executed. Poop jokes and horrible acting won't be masterpieces compared to anything unless one has extremely bad taste.

    • @keithgriffin1938
      @keithgriffin1938 5 років тому +2

      @@Evil_Peter I said compared to the new 3 they seem like one... Which they do one bad actor and the poop jokes were from 1 movie, but it's not nearly as bad as the new one, it had the storyline and actually made sense...

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +37

    Hehehe yes
    *Let the hate flow through you*

    • @OmriHorvatt
      @OmriHorvatt 5 років тому +1

      O my God you are everywhere

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 5 років тому

      *pulls out swiss army knife double blade tis red* Ok

  • @SwordsmanMercenary
    @SwordsmanMercenary 5 років тому +6

    Props for the Clone Wars choke sound effect.

  • @simon-peterwilliamson2412
    @simon-peterwilliamson2412 3 роки тому +2

    Damn vader's eagerness to lie down and retire with his surprising pleasantness and kindness makes me feel so bad when he says they're gonna keep him forever

  • @johnprice2012
    @johnprice2012 4 роки тому +1

    The fact they’re making a Obi Wan series with DARTH VADER literally proves this correct

  • @karzW
    @karzW 5 років тому +4

    ''And I just know just the place to send you''
    me: ''TATOOINE TATOOINE TATOOINE TATOOINE SAAAAND''