Disney: star wars time to start a new line of movies. Star wars: please, just let me die. Disney: die? Hahahahaha hell no, Get up and continue making money
The audience doesn't want new. The reason we get old things is because they make more money. There are always tons of new films every year, but they can't compete with franchises, sequels and remakes.
Rhys Mag that actually makes a lot of sense if you stop and look at what Disney has become and compare them to Warp Zones version. They seem like the exact same thing.
Yes it's the real yes this is real Darth Vader what are you talkin about I had no recollection of injuring or putting any home to my kids please explain further detail I have a
Michael Zahabi, saying Disney isn’t any different than Imperial is entirely truthful because they’re one in the same such as how they stole from Kimba the White Lion and never earned up to it even after the 2019 remake; they stole the idea of Steam Boat Willy from another movie that was already before Disney even became a company, and the only time Mickey Mouse is depicted as a human being with flaws, character growth, and aspirations in life is in the Kingdom Hearts because Disney made him a mascot in their company for entirety because they didn’t let Mickey Mouse go in the public domain after Walter Disney died.
@@JordanWheeler1999 Don't do it, Disney will sue you out of existance if you try to sue them. My brother tried to sue them for a minor leg injury from a ride mishap... ...never saw him again...
@@Webshooters1 Star Wars fandom: Come with me!! 🥺 🙏 Star Wars: Spielberg once thought as you do... YOU DON'T KNOW the POWAH of DISNEY! I 'MUST' obey my Master!! ☝️🧐 Star Wars fandom: I know there are good stories in you. Disney hasn't taken them all from you fully!! 😟 Star Wars: It is... too late, for me... fans. 🙁 [propaganda enters surrounding Star Wars] Disney will show you the true meaning of entertainment. It, is your Master now!! ☝️🧐 Star Wars fandom: ....... Then the franchise is truly dead... 😪 Star Wars: .......
Star wars community:this will begin to make things right,I have traveled to far seen to much without the legends there can't be balance in the Films Darth Vader:All because of you the franchise has a chance the Lucas has been after this for a long time Star wars community:The Lucas to me his the true leader of Star wars Darth Vader:Well he certainly his that BOOM DISNEY I TOOK ONE OF YOUR SCENES AND USED IT AGAINST YOU
Ok warp zone stop it really do you guys actually have someone on the inside of Disney telling you there master plans for there property's because these segments are starting to scare me lol
Vader is now crying due to his shocking realization of the eternal hell of nostalgic cash grab that awaits them. Even the most evil man in the Galaxy is nothing compared to Disney.
That could be good vision. As Long as the existence of death as concept never die in human mind. There for let the past die solgon seems impossible to many.
That’s what I’ve been saying about that new sequel trilogy for a while now, they only decided to pick less than 1% of story elements from legends for these new movies. Kylo Ren aka just Disney’s Jason Solo, the emperor being resurrected by cloning technology from legends as well, Kathleen Kennedy basically ignored all the other materials from legend’s continuity to explain why they didn’t try anything new or original for the sequel trilogy. The only thing that saved the franchise was the mandalorian made by better qualified visionary creators that can do a better job as the head of Lucasfilm than who we have now.
He wasn't a slave to the Jedi, he was a student who didn't learn to understand that there was a difference between people that held him back from screwing himself over and people holding him back to help him learn better... He was a child who didn't understand that the strictness of the jedi was from love and a wish for him to grow and instead compared it with the strictness of a slaver. The Jedi, Slavers and Sith were his masters... but the Jedi were teachers, the Slavers and Sith were owners... Anakin just sadly never knew the difference... the Jedi never had to deal with such a situation and didn't know such a problem existed. The Jedi were the only group that wanted him to be happy. They were the only ones that wanted his success and the only ones that gave him a choice. The Jedi wanted him to have freedom.... sadly, Anakin was a slave to himself... a slave to his past... a slave to his arrogance... a slave to his mistrust... a slave to his anger... But he was never a slave to the Jedi... he just never realized that the chains on him came from himself... Sidious just took control of those chains... but Palpatine didn't create those chains, Anakin did... And Luke was the only one who (other than Palpatine) realized those chains existed and freed his father...
@@TheDeathmail now transfer that to everyone irl. palpatine would be the inorganic ones who control everything. even the people you call presidents are just puppets
@@TheDeathmail "The Jedi were the only group that wanted him to be happy. They were the only ones that wanted his success and the only ones that gave him a choice. " oh sure even his best friend obi-wan kept lying to him like so many times. most of the jedi like windu treats anakin pretty bad. oh and not to mention they almost death ahsoka which is why she left the jedi order. and even when anakin tells mace the truth about palp. even then for now u gain my trust. that means he never really trusted anakin in the first place.
"The last independent company" (For sale sign) Mickey: HA HA there's a company that I can buy, I just need to walk in the front door. "A few seconds later" Mousetrap squashed Mickey Mouse: blood all over the floor
I thought he was gonna throw him down a reactor shaft. I mean come on, anyone can survive being thrown down a pit. Luke did it, Maul did it, Sidious did it, I like to believe Boba Fett did it. Surely Vader can do it
Enderious yeah. In legends boba did. But now I’m kinda happy that boba did not survive in the new canon. So they didn’t milked him yet like a f*cking cow. But you never know what the future brings...
It would be easy to bring Vader back from the dead. Just say that Vader had a microchip in his brain that backed up all his data when he died. He was a freaking cyborg after all. Then upload that to a robot with the design of the Vader suit. Lets also not forget that cloning is a thing in the Star Wars universe. I'm not saying that bringing Vader back would be a good idea. Only that it would be very easy.
Before dying, Palpatine mass cloned Anakin Skywalker, harvested the torsos and put them into mech suits to have an army of Darth Vaders. It's coming, mark my words.
it's more accurate to say that kathleen kennedy has no respect for star wars, with all "the force is female" nonsense that she pushes on to the franchise.
@@sahrotkro7048 true, but its more than her. Rian johnson clearly has no understanding of star wars, or the concept of a hero's journey in general, JJ Abrams has undone the original trilogy by bringing back Palpatine making everything accomplished in empire, and return of the jedi pointless and making Rey a Palpatine and killing of the Skywalker bloodline shows that Abrams has no respect for the original characters as well. But KK is most responsible.
Director: Vader you’re looking pretty beat. Maybe you should take a little vacation and I know just the place to send you Me: SEND HIM TO THE RANCH SEND HIM TO THE RANCH
Thats the thing about old star wars, we always got something new, the je'daii vs the rakatan empire, the galactic republic vs the sith empire, the galactic republic vs the CIS, the rebels vs the empire, the new republic vs the imperial remnant, the new republic vs the yuuzhan vong, the jedi and imperial loyalists vs the one sith. Sounds similar but they are all unique in their own way. Revan was a sith who wanted to atone for his sins, anakin was a kid who wanted to help people, luke was a kid who wanted to explore, cade was a guy who wanted to run away from his destiny. I miss old star wars for a somewhat contradictory reason: i want its bravery, its willingness to do something different, its willingness to push the envelope, but its ability to never lose the feel of star wars and always stay true to its predecessors without being a reskin of them. And its kickass action figures.
Who thought Vader would be sent on a ride? “Weeeeee!” But dies on the inside. How he cried was so funny. Disney businessman broke the record (First man to make Vader cry badly)
Revan gets a shout-out in Ep 9. www-ign-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.ign.com/articles/2019/12/24/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-makes-kotors-darth-revan-canon?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&=1&usqp=mq331AQCKAE%3D#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ign.com%2Farticles%2F2019%2F12%2F24%2Fstar-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-makes-kotors-darth-revan-canon
"there not like 700 page novels" I nvr wanted to hurt a thing so bad, Sry she's not human, some harpy witch that destroyed the entire saga in one fail swoop.
@@keithgriffin1938 She's George Lucas' last gift to Star Wars. He made sure she got the job. Makes sense after he kept trying to make the original trilogy worse with his changes, and how he made the prequels.
@@keithgriffin1938 The prequels had a better story, but wore worse executed. Poop jokes and horrible acting won't be masterpieces compared to anything unless one has extremely bad taste.
@@Evil_Peter I said compared to the new 3 they seem like one... Which they do one bad actor and the poop jokes were from 1 movie, but it's not nearly as bad as the new one, it had the storyline and actually made sense...
Damn vader's eagerness to lie down and retire with his surprising pleasantness and kindness makes me feel so bad when he says they're gonna keep him forever
Vader: “I died in the 6th, I’m done...”
Disney: “Right...”
Audience: "Best part of Disney Star Wars was when Vader showed up in Rogue One"
Evil Peter well yeah because that was badass
"Somehow, Darth Vader returned."
@@mr.s374 Well, technically, Hayden Christensen showed up as Vader in the ending of Episode III.
Disney: star wars time to start a new line of movies.
Star wars: please, just let me die.
Disney: die? Hahahahaha hell no, Get up and continue making money
I thought Vader would almost kill him and say:
“Be Careful Not To Choke On Your Aspirations, Director”
Rogue one
@@futbol5554 no dip, sherlock
@@JordanWheeler1999 Wtf do I say
@@futbol5554 *wtf did I say
Clearly you got the joke?
Why on earth do you guys keep on telling where it's from like it's a lost hamster?
Jordan Wheeler I was told a joke earlier you want to hear it
"Don't you think we do something...new?"
Disney: "We don't do that here"
The audience doesn't want new. The reason we get old things is because they make more money. There are always tons of new films every year, but they can't compete with franchises, sequels and remakes.
Why does everyone pretend that Disney isn't responsible for The Mandalorian?
You literally just quoted a film that has never been done before.
@@cometmoon4485 Nope, they're quoting Infinity War
@@WiloPolis03
They made another Infinity War movie before 2018?
Me: "Is Vader laughing or crying in the end?"
Disney: "Yes!"
Really though what is he doing?
@@that1dude154 both
@@that1dude154 hes crying because he doesnt want to live as a slave to Disney but said weee because that was a fun ride
@@jessevancooney6963 because this is pod racing 😜
Wwwwweeeeeee
Darth Vader a child murderer who cuts his own sons hand off and tortured his daughter
Disney: let’s make him the head of marketing
Rhys Mag that actually makes a lot of sense if you stop and look at what Disney has become and compare them to Warp Zones version. They seem like the exact same thing.
Yes it's the real yes this is real Darth Vader what are you talkin about I had no recollection of injuring or putting any home to my kids please explain further detail I have a
Michael Zahabi, saying Disney isn’t any different than Imperial is entirely truthful because they’re one in the same such as how they stole from Kimba the White Lion and never earned up to it even after the 2019 remake; they stole the idea of Steam Boat Willy from another movie that was already before Disney even became a company, and the only time Mickey Mouse is depicted as a human being with flaws, character growth, and aspirations in life is in the Kingdom Hearts because Disney made him a mascot in their company for entirety because they didn’t let Mickey Mouse go in the public domain after Walter Disney died.
Light Yagami bruh stole from kimba the white lion that’s a lie
You forgot to add "traitor to the government" and "mass murderer" to the list.
Some say Thanos is evil
Some say Sidious and Vader are evil
I say that mouse is evil
It's called capitalism
It's called greed, it's been with us since the dawn of time.
DOWN with the Maus Reich! =>[.]
That mouse is not evil, that mouse compares to evil like Jason Momoa compares to other men... Disney is what evil checks under its bed for at night.
From my point of view, it is Disney who are evil.
Disney is going to sue you for putting cameras in their headquarters.
So right
Nah....
Disney would be sued for mistreating studios and their characters and mistreating people's souls
Achinth Murali trust they’ll be sued for Murdering all our dreams
Disney should have been sued for ripping Star Wars! The sequels are so unoriginal, they make Spaceballs look like an original concept!
@@JordanWheeler1999 Don't do it, Disney will sue you out of existance if you try to sue them. My brother tried to sue them for a minor leg injury from a ride mishap...
...never saw him again...
Richards is so powerful he makes Darth Vader cry. Wow! Poor Vader
I was thinking that he was smiling :v
Mickey was the Lord of the Sith all along
more like the "OVERLORD" OF EVIL SITH just like palpatine proclaims I AM ALL THE SITH
@CrunchyNorbert we all know it was jar jar😂😂😂😂
Have I told you, that the galaxy was under control of a Sith?
Jar Jar*
No, Darth Jar Jar
Vader:
I'm done
Disney:
I find your lack of faith disturbing...
Disney:
Oh no, my profitable cash cow. You'll find that it is you who are mistaken. About a great many things.
@@Webshooters1
Star Wars fandom:
Come with me!!
🥺
🙏
Star Wars:
Spielberg once thought as you do... YOU DON'T KNOW the POWAH of DISNEY! I 'MUST' obey my Master!!
☝️🧐
Star Wars fandom:
I know there are good stories in you. Disney hasn't taken them all from you fully!!
😟
Star Wars:
It is... too late, for me... fans.
🙁
[propaganda enters surrounding Star Wars]
Disney will show you the true meaning of entertainment. It, is your Master now!!
☝️🧐
Star Wars fandom:
.......
Then the franchise is truly dead...
😪
Star Wars:
.......
I find your lack of content disturbing
Star wars community:this will begin to make things right,I have traveled to far seen to much without the legends there can't be balance in the Films
Darth Vader:All because of you the franchise has a chance the Lucas has been after this for a long time
Star wars community:The Lucas to me
his the true leader of Star wars
Darth Vader:Well he certainly his that
BOOM DISNEY I TOOK ONE OF YOUR SCENES AND USED IT AGAINST YOU
Instead of “Unlimited power” I would’ve said “Unlimited money”
UNLIMITED REVENUE!!!
But it doesn't seem they getting it.
But money is power
"Unlimited greed"
You Underestimate the power of CORPORATE GREED
"Even Daisy Ridley will eventually get old and die." LoL, this guy has got inhumane executive down.
I found Palpatine's son , Rey's father. He' s a Disney executive.
Darth Vectivus, reborn?
This is a statement I can get behind
DARTH PLEAGUS!!!!
That explains a LOT
@@timoylumontad3920 yes it does.
"Darth, baby, you're the most recognizable character since Jesus!"
Darth: *ominous breathing*
JadedOne420 Agreed!
They forgot characters like Superman and Kermit the frog, but I know what he means
@@chriso0015 Kermit okay
Well, the prequels were technically filmed after the OT, so Jesus was created after Darth Vader
obi-one doesn't think so
Vader: Right, im dead. can i go now?"
Disney: Well, we're altering the deal. Pray we don't alter it any further
That ending was darker than the dark side of the force lol
You thought only the ending was dark?
the real dark side of the force was greed all this time.
Why do I lowkey feel bad for this vader, he never got his retirement 😭
I feel the same
Yeah
Vader is always going to be a tragic figure.
Ok warp zone stop it really do you guys actually have someone on the inside of Disney telling you there master plans for there property's because these segments are starting to scare me lol
Maybe they have an inside man in every corner.
You're only getting scared NOW?!?!?!?!
Gothic 83 same
Gaming Sherlock THE REBELLION HAS BEGUN
I know right it's good but really starting to creep me out.
After Kenobi, I realise that these guys were absolutely right
🤯
🤯🤢🤮🥶
“I think Mickey is a Sith Lord”
He is the Force Master he rule over the force and the Jedi and the sith, he is the Master pulling the strings 😈😈😈😈😈
A Sith Lord?
@@246yami Yes, The one we’re looking for.
I find it funny how mickey is now a symbol of greed when he's supposed to be one of the kindest cartoon characters
@@kjmultiversemotions3404 A man of culture I see lol
Holy Space Balls
Ultra_Phantom AJ Wow he knows about that comedy movie
Oh no they're on to me.
Nice
You’re right
The Spaceballs
Bro all we want is an old republic series/movies, nothing more. Maybe even more old republic games. That's all we ask
They can't do that, it would force them to admit they can't make their own stuff, plus the brand is damaged.
@@Raximus3000 Actually There are already KOTOR-Based movie in the works, It already has a writer.
Thank You and maybe some spin offs like with Star Killer
Yeah easy way to cash in on starwars is just to put keanu reaves in it and set it in old republic. No matter what happens people would go see it.
@@Jebu911 Not gonna lie that's true.
Vader is now crying due to his shocking realization of the eternal hell of nostalgic cash grab that awaits them. Even the most evil man in the Galaxy is nothing compared to Disney.
I DO NOT FEAR THE MOUSE AS YOU DO! TROS HAS BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND SECURITY TO THE SKYWALKER SAGA!
@@Silas_Part_1 Obi Wan: Disney's Skywalker Saga?.
@@nexusprime2487 If your not with me than you're my enemy.
@@Silas_Part_1 Only those who have been corrupted by the rat's greed deals in absolute, I will do what I must.
@@nexusprime2487 You will try. *activates crossguard lightsaber with blue purple and orange colored blades and does backflip attack*
“Maybe you should take a little vacation. And I know just the place to send you.”
*Cuts to Vader on Tatooine*
"let the past die."
that line is ironic
That could be good vision. As Long as the existence of death as concept never die in human mind. There for let the past die solgon seems impossible to many.
@@yednekachewgeremew1886 I don’t get it, what does this have to do with the concept of death?
Haha haha Darth Vader be like I find your lack of making good films disturbing while force choking someone out
Its Alpha Cast or the other one who made TLJ
I DO NOT FEAR THE MOUSE AS YOU DO! TROS HAS BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND SECURITY TO THE SKYWALKER SAGA!
@@Silas_Part_1 Lmao
Was I the only one who thought it was gonna cut to darth Vader On a beach with him yelling no? (Cuz he hates sand....)
"Thats what I was thinking!!" - Davis
@@cosmicmaster1006 '' best friends again!!? ''
I thought the exact same and searching for this comment.
You are a man/woman of culture as well!!!
Me too or like they send him to tatoine
@@americanmapper2445 yes sand came to mind.....
4:36 He's so right about the nostalgia thing tho. It's basically Disney's number one true secret weapon.
That’s what I’ve been saying about that new sequel trilogy for a while now, they only decided to pick less than 1% of story elements from legends for these new movies. Kylo Ren aka just Disney’s Jason Solo, the emperor being resurrected by cloning technology from legends as well, Kathleen Kennedy basically ignored all the other materials from legend’s continuity to explain why they didn’t try anything new or original for the sequel trilogy. The only thing that saved the franchise was the mandalorian made by better qualified visionary creators that can do a better job as the head of Lucasfilm than who we have now.
Vader, always a slave.
Slave on Tatooine
Slave to the Jedi
Slave to Sidious
Slave to Disney
He wasn't a slave to the Jedi, he was a student who didn't learn to understand that there was a difference between people that held him back from screwing himself over and people holding him back to help him learn better...
He was a child who didn't understand that the strictness of the jedi was from love and a wish for him to grow and instead compared it with the strictness of a slaver.
The Jedi, Slavers and Sith were his masters... but the Jedi were teachers, the Slavers and Sith were owners...
Anakin just sadly never knew the difference... the Jedi never had to deal with such a situation and didn't know such a problem existed.
The Jedi were the only group that wanted him to be happy. They were the only ones that wanted his success and the only ones that gave him a choice.
The Jedi wanted him to have freedom.... sadly, Anakin was a slave to himself... a slave to his past... a slave to his arrogance... a slave to his mistrust... a slave to his anger...
But he was never a slave to the Jedi... he just never realized that the chains on him came from himself... Sidious just took control of those chains... but Palpatine didn't create those chains, Anakin did...
And Luke was the only one who (other than Palpatine) realized those chains existed and freed his father...
Anakin truly is a tragic character and Terra is understandibly based on him.
@@TheDeathmail now transfer that to everyone irl. palpatine would be the inorganic ones who control everything. even the people you call presidents are just puppets
@@TheDeathmail "The Jedi were the only group that wanted him to be happy. They were the only ones that wanted his success and the only ones that gave him a choice. " oh sure even his best friend obi-wan kept lying to him like so many times. most of the jedi like windu treats anakin pretty bad. oh and not to mention they almost death ahsoka which is why she left the jedi order. and even when anakin tells mace the truth about palp. even then for now u gain my trust. that means he never really trusted anakin in the first place.
@@smb-c3po A bit late but is that a Kingdom Hearts reference? just curious.
Yeah this is so accurate, I’m surprised they didn’t take y’all down.
Probably because Disney knows how insignificant they are compared to the billions of Disney fans who are still blind to what they really are.
@@dougymoney379 or they know that the people who are just determined to go against them are so insignificant that it wont matter
@@cosmicmaster1006 You just said what I said.
@@dougymoney379 but i was focusing on the haters. On how completely useless there constant complaining for no good reason is
This is practically a marketing campaign for them too
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH!!!!
keep squeezing blue milk out of me and the fandom menace just for nostalgia reasons now.
You have a good channel
What have I done?
Unlimited BOX OFFICE MOOONNEEYYY!!!!!!!!!!
This is why you shouldn’t sell your company to Disney.
"The last independent company" (For sale sign)
Mickey: HA HA there's a company that I can buy, I just need to walk in the front door.
"A few seconds later"
Mousetrap squashed Mickey Mouse: blood all over the floor
@@solowingsjet me: *claps hands for 10 hours*
N&D Productions unless you want a shit ton of money then yes you definitely should
@@stormswagger7869
Greed, the true power of the Mouse.
@@solowingsjet or did it
"There are literally thousands of comic books, video game and 800-page novels that we can turn into potential storyline's," I see what you did there.
Darth sidious: Unlimited power
mickey: unlimited money haha
Lmao.
Stolen but ok
@Noceye Skyflower nah mickey is more evil than palpatine
i like Mickey
Theses men got some serious acting talent.
"Has all the same characteristics as me but is someone totally different"
2003 General Grievous: *_Hold my 4 lightsabers_*
@Lionard Kirsch *meanwhile in KOTOR*
Revan: Hold my Mandalorian helmet
Our friend Dick upgraded his office since he declared war on Netflix.
Let Vader retire
Hashtag#Vadermustretire
Yup.
Miguelverse Studios yes
Miguelverse Studios James Earl Jones needs money man
@@l_rob420 I agree but we have to face reality, he won't be around forever
"OH Ani, baby... " killed me 😂
When I found out Disney was being run by a Sith Lord, I was both shocked to my core, but not surprised at all simultaneously!
Is Vader sad "weeeing"?
Yes he is. Just more proof that Vader is one of the most tragic characters in Star Wars
I thought he was crying
@@justinbradley4083 well it's a little of both
You can't tell cause he can just go in his suit
No he’s crying but also saying weeee because he’s on a ride
When he said he was going to send Vader somewhere I immediately thought of
Sand...
I thought he was gonna throw him down a reactor shaft. I mean come on, anyone can survive being thrown down a pit. Luke did it, Maul did it, Sidious did it, I like to believe Boba Fett did it. Surely Vader can do it
Enderious two skywalkers and two siths. Oh and a clone who’s dad is himself. Dose that mean he really your dad if it’s you
Enderious yeah. In legends boba did. But now I’m kinda happy that boba did not survive in the new canon. So they didn’t milked him yet like a f*cking cow. But you never know what the future brings...
I thought he will send him into Mustafar
Enderious I’m pretty sure Boba did though Sidious technically died
"Mind if I sit?"
"Uh, sure."
(raises hand) "In *your* chair"
“Holy spaceballs” nice reference
I know right!
It would be easy to bring Vader back from the dead. Just say that Vader had a microchip in his brain that backed up all his data when he died. He was a freaking cyborg after all. Then upload that to a robot with the design of the Vader suit. Lets also not forget that cloning is a thing in the Star Wars universe. I'm not saying that bringing Vader back would be a good idea. Only that it would be very easy.
Before dying, Palpatine mass cloned Anakin Skywalker, harvested the torsos and put them into mech suits to have an army of Darth Vaders. It's coming, mark my words.
And then Gandalf appears to hold them off, but he gets back stabbed by Jon Snow.
Yeah, Star Wars Episode X: Attack of the Vaders!
Ha ha, don't give Disney any ideas!! :)
“Use the force Harry”
- Gandalf
And he cloned himself
Yep, this is accurate. Disney has no respect for the original characters yet still needs them too much to let them go.
#ADOS
So you're saying they can't... LET IT GO?
Barry Y great I just slapped my kneecap off
it's more accurate to say that kathleen kennedy has no respect for star wars, with all "the force is female" nonsense that she pushes on to the franchise.
@@sahrotkro7048 true, but its more than her. Rian johnson clearly has no understanding of star wars, or the concept of a hero's journey in general, JJ Abrams has undone the original trilogy by bringing back Palpatine making everything accomplished in empire, and return of the jedi pointless and making Rey a Palpatine and killing of the Skywalker bloodline shows that Abrams has no respect for the original characters as well. But KK is most responsible.
"Holy spaceballs" Yes and Disney is worshiping it like the sacred text.
Love how Vaders one of the only Disney characters so far to make Richards a little unsettled
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the fake”
After the other stunts the CEO got up to, I was half-hoping Vader would toss him out a window.
Fantastic work, guys!
Only a sith deals in absolutes.
*ignites lightsaber*
isn't that in itself an absolute?
Disney: you will try.
@@TheHamsters3 I say that every time I hear the line
Marketing is a gateway to many revenue some would say unnatural
This is too good. Sounds EXACTLY right. It will be interesting to see how they connect Vader to Episodes X, XI, and XII.
Director: Vader you’re looking pretty beat. Maybe you should take a little vacation and I know just the place to send you
Me: SEND HIM TO THE RANCH SEND HIM TO THE RANCH
davis is so convincing as a disney ceo
Honestly, these disney CEO sketches are too real to be comedy.
It’s depressingly sad how real and raw these Disney videos are. Keep them up warp zone.
*Imagine being Darth Vader. Hahahaha.......*
Hahahahah...........
Hold up-
@@waluigi7331 shhhhh......
@@palindromie8441 ᵒᵏ
Ehhh should I tell him?? 😂😂
i love how they quoted Defy Media at the start: "I dont know, blame it on market conditions or something. That line always seems to work"
Disney: I am the senate
Mace Windu:Not yet... or ever
Disney: It’s treason then
Thats the thing about old star wars, we always got something new, the je'daii vs the rakatan empire, the galactic republic vs the sith empire, the galactic republic vs the CIS, the rebels vs the empire, the new republic vs the imperial remnant, the new republic vs the yuuzhan vong, the jedi and imperial loyalists vs the one sith. Sounds similar but they are all unique in their own way. Revan was a sith who wanted to atone for his sins, anakin was a kid who wanted to help people, luke was a kid who wanted to explore, cade was a guy who wanted to run away from his destiny.
I miss old star wars for a somewhat contradictory reason: i want its bravery, its willingness to do something different, its willingness to push the envelope, but its ability to never lose the feel of star wars and always stay true to its predecessors without being a reskin of them.
And its kickass action figures.
Yuki _ I still want an Exar Kun figure
@@Andres-vj2ws it exists my son, just pay 500 dollars for one of the 4 for sale online
Yuki _ I assume they must be quite rare given that high price
@@Andres-vj2ws rarely sold
I say this is Lucasfilm has a brain make a rated R Vader Disney+ show and have him hunt down the Jedi and have it dark and gritty will be awesome.
True but I can dream
@Hassan Syed this.
I wish but sadly nope
@L1qu1d S1lenc3r There's no SJW shit in any of the 3 new star war movies .
Lightsabers don't even cut people im half or remove limbs anymore. It's all like star wars rebels now. Kiddy violence
Disney is officially the real life version of the galactic empire.
Oh fucken true also gonna be like outer worlds but without the space part hopefully
I guess that's make pirating disney movie is a form of rebellion
I thought that was the New England Patriots.
Lmao 😂
2:08 - 2:17 the Kathlean Kennedy shade being thrown here is awesome
Nostalgia is one the greatest human weaknesses. Second only to the neck.
This basically shows how Disney will inevitably reboot star wars
Oh no... A reboot? I thought episode 7 was the reboot...
That was...Slightly fucked up...I mean, I loved it but damn...Vader crying is...Soul crushing...
Who thought Vader would be sent on a ride? “Weeeeee!” But dies on the inside. How he cried was so funny. Disney businessman broke the record (First man to make Vader cry badly)
I’m sure sand made Vader cry just as bad.
Vader: Can i at least have my own movie or series?!
Disney: Ha ha ha ha.....No
The Star Wars Fandom: "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Disney."
When you can make Darth Vader cry you know your evil.
Thanks for not showing spoilers I actually could watch it
"I mean look at yourself, you're Vader, baby!" so good 😂
Darth Vader: “Make a new villain that’s just as great as me”
Kylo Ren: “Am I a joke to you?”
Darth Vader:You are i don't even see how we're related
Kylo:I'm your grandson
Vader:Keep a lid on it Vader knock off
Kylo Ren is trash, the only character that could rival with vader as a good villain is Darth Revan.
My fear of this man grows every episode
That ending was darker than palpatine's sith temple.
Amateurs, can't even pronounce darth sidious.
Everything in star wars revolves around original trilogy.
The Old Republic: Am I a joke to you?
Revan gets a shout-out in Ep 9.
www-ign-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.ign.com/articles/2019/12/24/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-makes-kotors-darth-revan-canon?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&=1&usqp=mq331AQCKAE%3D#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ign.com%2Farticles%2F2019%2F12%2F24%2Fstar-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-makes-kotors-darth-revan-canon
@@redshirtveteran5688 I loved that he is now canon.
@@tanoshiofm3852 I loved that you spelled canon correctly. Thank you.
We need more of Dick immediately, evil Davis is amazing as well as the people playing all the characters
Gosh this guy should be in a movie. His evil ceo character is incredible. The way he delivers it amazingly
Should've sent Vader to a nice vacation resort somewhere. I'm thinking sandy beach, plenty of sun, maybe some family that has a place nearby?
Disney officially became the scariest villain ever.
And this is why I was pissed off that people were defending them during the Sony/Marvel split.
Last time I was this early Star Wars was still good.
So, now?
@@melancholyentertainment haha oh you sweet innocent child. May you never learn what quality means.
@@melancholyentertainment it turned to the dark side
@@ryankelley5160 😂 the old movies were the best
me: *sees Darth vader riding a kids’ ride*
also me: WHAT?!
Vader: I'm done
Disney: *"I AM ALL THE MONEY!"*
The end had laughing so hard I'm in tears.
Davis should have gone with: "Unlimited money"
@ I tip my hat to ye. That would indeed be better
Make a video on the mandolarian
The Mandolarian: Lord of Mandolins
When Darth Vader has to shake his head silently at someone...you know it's bad.
"holy spaceballs"
Vader knows about its parody💀
"I don't know, blame it on market conditions, that line always seems to work"
Damn, he salty
I've never felt *_this_* bad for Vader. 😞
Crying Darth Vader at Disneyland is my new spirit animal
Davis: "UNLIMITED POWER!"
You don't get to use that reference you, moneylover!
4:38 "Most powerful force in the entire galaxy..."
Me: "Micky Mouse in 2020?"
Kathleen Kennedy: There's not enough content to base new Star Wars movies on.
Fandom: 2:09-2:17.
"there not like 700 page novels" I nvr wanted to hurt a thing so bad, Sry she's not human, some harpy witch that destroyed the entire saga in one fail swoop.
@@keithgriffin1938 She's George Lucas' last gift to Star Wars. He made sure she got the job. Makes sense after he kept trying to make the original trilogy worse with his changes, and how he made the prequels.
@@Evil_Peter prequels are masterpieces compared to this crap, they had a purpose and a story that was online withe the canon lore
@@keithgriffin1938 The prequels had a better story, but wore worse executed. Poop jokes and horrible acting won't be masterpieces compared to anything unless one has extremely bad taste.
@@Evil_Peter I said compared to the new 3 they seem like one... Which they do one bad actor and the poop jokes were from 1 movie, but it's not nearly as bad as the new one, it had the storyline and actually made sense...
Hehehe yes
*Let the hate flow through you*
O my God you are everywhere
*pulls out swiss army knife double blade tis red* Ok
Props for the Clone Wars choke sound effect.
Damn vader's eagerness to lie down and retire with his surprising pleasantness and kindness makes me feel so bad when he says they're gonna keep him forever
The fact they’re making a Obi Wan series with DARTH VADER literally proves this correct
''And I just know just the place to send you''
me: ''TATOOINE TATOOINE TATOOINE TATOOINE SAAAAND''