Sidious: "Dammit, Vader! Thats the worst one." Vader: "Well, I don't know why it didn't work for you, but I landed in the Bed of hot and popular Senator with that Line."
@@randomgamer625 this is why i dislike both legends and canon. They add crazy shit. And fucking the main story. To me there is only George Lucas canon exist: '6 movies'
PS4 Gaming Which episode does it say that being a Force ghost was so painful? And, if that’s the case, how is that not an exclusively Dark Side ability?
Luke was right. Skywalkers do not like Sand. It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets _everywhere_ . And buried my lightsaber in Sand? That is so disrespectful 🤦♂️
Anakin Skywalker hi Anakin! How’s being a Hayden Christensen Force ghost like and being only a voice in TROS. Ha. Jk I love Hayden in III and I love TROS. May the Force Be With You.
Fun fact, the whole reason why baby Luke was left on Tatooine going by Skywalker was because Obi Wan knew that Darth Vader hated Tatooine so much that he never wanted to go back.
if Vader went to Tattoine at ANY point he'd have found him Obi Wan literally did EVERYTHING possible to make it as embarresing as possible when Vader found out
*Palpatine to vader* 'So, where was he hiding all this time' *Vader* 'Uhhhhh, on my birth planet' *Palp* 'What! Did he at least change his looks up a bit and change his name' *Vader* 'Well he chaged it from Obi-Wan Kenobi to Old-Ben Kenobi...and wore jedi robes' *Palp mumbling to himself and walking away* 'Shouda left him in the damn lava'
“That is a good question for another time” “No you need to tell me right now” “Oh no, seem to be losing connection here” Basically the sequel trilogy in a nutshell
2:22 I have a theory that answer that question, a Force Ghost only can appear to his/her apprentice. Yoda appeared to Luke because Luke was his student, the same way Rey was Luke student, so Leia Ghost could appear to Rey due the same reason, as well Luke Ghost could appear to Ben Solo. Then, Anakin Skywalker could just appear to his student, maybe Ahsoka Tano, couldn't he? He couldn't do the same to Ben Solo though. Ben wasn't Anakin student.
Vader: ''Have you tired: I killed them all, not just the men, but the women and children as well... THEY WERE ANIMALS, SO I SLAUGHTER THEM LIKE ANIMALS?''
Totally missed the opportunity to insert a sand joke in there. Palpatine: i don’t like sand, it’s rough, course, and...wait a minute Vader how in the hell is this supposed to work.
The thought of Palpatine having a granddaughter is disturbing, because due to Rey being 19 in the Force Awakens, Palpatine would have *gone at it* during his years as the Emperor, not as the Supreme Chancellor.
Palpatine as he's dying:My master is more powerful than you could possibly imagine, he will lead the Sith into a ne- Jar Jar: I'M HERE, sorry meesa late, balance force time okey day?
El Gusanillo Del Juego I honestly liked the burying them scene. I mean, where else could she have buried them? It’s a nice way to tie off the finale. Of course, that scene was ruined by the whole “Rey.” “Rey who?” bit, but before that, it was actually really great I think
Brutus Mars This exactly. She couldn’t bury their bodies because they became one with the Force but that’s where Anakin buried Shmi and where Luke buried Owen and Beru. It’s not like Alderaan was an option. The only other possibility would be Naboo. If she could get permission for that.
"Hey are you from tatooine? Cause I would like make you my slave girl...and have you pod race for your freedom...where was I going with this" Me: damn it he almost went all the way
Rey- "And you had my father though...conventional means?" Palpatine- "Oh...yes." Rey- "I'm almost afraid to ask. How?" Palpatine- "Sweety, baby girl, I'm the Emperor! Whoever gets with me becomes one of the most powerful and wealthy beings in the galaxy! I had woman coming from all over the galaxy to try and get in my pants!"
Really make me wonder if Rey is the *only* palpatine descendent running around in the galaxy. For all we know there could be hundreds of them all over the damn place.
@@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire so that's who all those cult members were! All his descendents who weren't spirited away and hidden. In all seriousness, that would've been a really cool idea had they used it. He enslaves the will of his decendents, possibly feeding on their lifeforce to extend his own life, and when he died their enslaved will remained. So much so that they used dark arts to bring him back. And Rey, the only child to escape him, is bought up by the Skywalkers to be his final undoing.
Darth Revan EXACTLY! But with a bajillion different methods and species to choose from. And you’d never know you’re a palpatine until you start spewing lighting bolts all over the place over a stubbed toe or a bad breakup or something in general that’s ruined your day. Because A: record keeping is surprisingly abysmal for a series like this (not 40k level bad, but at least the Administratum can be trusted to actually *have* the records half the time. Just Permanently buried under all the other records at least until the world blows up/gets consumed by Tyranids/drowned in Daemonic power/ect...) And B: anyone who *is* outed as a palpatine would likely be either swamped up to the neck by imperials looking for a direct successor/pawn for their imperial remnant, or lynched by the rest of the galaxy for effectively being sired by Wizard Space Satan himself.
Leia and Luke scolding Rey about the Skywalker thing means everything to me hahahaha thank you so much for doing it. She not a real Skywalker!!! And yeah!! If anything, she's a Solo!! "Let the hate flow through you~"
Rey Solo/Rey Organa are 1000 times better than Rey Skywalker, hands down. Rey Skywalker makes no sense and I don’t see any logic behind it other than “well, we have to justify the title and we killed the last real Skywalker.”
Do you think she would be Rey Solo because of Ben or Han? (Getting the last name as wife or as daughter? Kinda odd) I think she took Skywalker meaning she was continuing Luke's legacy, there was no family stuff involved.
*Palpatine walks into a bar* "Hey, I'm the EMPEROR of the GALAXY. Who wants to be Empress? All you gotta do is play with the crown jewels and scepter." *Palpatine proceeds to get a harem*
gonna be honest, I am 100% sure Jar Jar was the Sith Eternal cult leader, aka the leader of the cult that ressurected him and built that ridiculous fleet.
Rey: "Your really my Grandfather?!?" Palps: "Yes." Rey: "And you had my Father through....conventional Means?" Palpi: "Well...not exactly. You see, your Father is actually a Clone of myself." Rey: "So...You are actually my Father." Palps: "No! I mean...yes? I...I guess Technically, I am? I mean, your Dad was a Clone of me, but he developed his own personality. It's kinda like with Jango Fett and his Clone...Son...Thingy." Rey: "Who?" Palps: "Some mandalorian Bounty Hunter. Not important. The important Thing is that your Father was a failed Clone of mine, who couldn't use the Force!" Rey: "Wait. If he couldn't use the Force, but was practically you...why can I use the Force?!?" Palpi: "I don't know. Why can you use Force-Lightning without any Training? It took me years, and an actual Sith-Master to learn that Power!"
I mean certain traits can skip a generation and come up later down the family line like eye colour and others but as for the lightning It's the fact that Jar Jar Abrams hsd no clue what he was doing
It also failed to learn from the mistakes of Joss Weddon's Justice League. If you sacrifice your integrity to try and please everyone you'll end up pleasing no one. In simpler terms nostalgia pandering never works
@@ΑΡΙΣΤΟΤΕΛΗΣΛΑΧΑΝΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ But these are not exceptions. Nostalgia sells. Stranger Things, It and other things (like RPO) lived off the 80s trend, we have countless reboots/sequels of old beloved properties, etc.
anakin: do you know how he trick me ? cause i didnt know he is a sith lord from the beginning why cause some of jedi just too distractions fighting hell of battle droid couple of clones just died and most important i was trick lied ok its not my fault it so hard to make a decision between light and dark when windu is about to slay palpatine so i kinda killed windu join the dark side and killed bunch of jedi in temple and so is younglings rey: really anakin: watch episode 3 ya understand why
If Reys Father was the same age as his actor, at the time when he was shown, he would’ve been born during the Dark Days between episode 3 and 4, which would be after his Injuries, so he’d probably look like that
Rey brings Ben back. R: Hey guys this is Ben. He turned good! Ben solo: Hey G-agh Finn: Open fire! Proceeds to get riddled with blaster bolts by the whole resistance
Star Wars fans: This is better the movie Warp Zone fans: This funny, but yeah still better than the movie Me: Man, people really hate the Star Wars movie. But it’s really 🤬ing funny
Never explaining why the real Anakin Skywalker never talked to Ben Solo/Kylo Ren is my biggest frustration about the entire Disney Star Wars Trilogy, and there was plenty to be frustrated about.
because they didn't Ryan Johnson took over for Last Jedi and threw out J.J's plan for his own and J.J had to compensate which is why the movie feels like 2 crammed into 1
Anakin doesn't have a dad. Well there's 3 prevailing theories. The Force is actually his dad and it created him in response to the next level Sith Alchemy/Darkside fuckery that Plaguies and Sidious were up to. Plaguies is his dad, or Sheev Palpatine/Darth Sidious is his dad. All of those are theories and have solid validity to all of them albeit him literally being the child of the Force makes way more sense in the Chosen One angle than either Plagueis or Sidious.
@@lastdefenderofxhotl Darth Plagueis is Legend of Anakin father before Disney buy Star Wars. Emperor is Cannon of Anakin Father. Emperor Palpatine is a the force. Honestly I use to was hoping it plagueis but with palpatine it make sense to me cause I notice the way Emperor Conversation with Anakin on revenge of the sith. Anakin and emperor look so similar and talking each other like Father and Son. It really interesting me more about it. I want to see more about Anakin (Vader) and Emperor after revenge of the sith on person.
I am guessing the story about Rey's dad being a clone was a cover for the cringe-inducing truth about how he was conceived conventionally by Emperor Palpatine using pick-up lines to convince some random woman at a bar to have sex with the Dark Lord of the Sith.
Palpatine: *Walks up to chick in cantina*
Palpatine: Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
*panties fall through the floor*
It worked on anakin
The dark side is a path to Many pick up lines some consider to be......Weird and awkward
Aww, Moister..... Farming. 😎
I'll see myself out.
Sheev; did you see Vader's suit? It cost him a arm & a leg! 😁
Sidious: "Dammit, Vader! Thats the worst one."
Vader: "Well, I don't know why it didn't work for you, but I landed in the Bed of hot and popular Senator with that Line."
It may not work straight way but give it 10 years or so...
Vader: I said that when I was 10 years old man I didn't know it sounded lame.
He forgot "the sand line"
"I have an idea tell her about sand"
It's because of how ugly Sidious looks following Episode 3.
“A good question, for another time”
“Oh no don’t you pull that crap on me, you need to tell me right now”
THANK YOU, SOMEONE NEEDED TO SAY IT
PS4 Gaming what?
@@randomgamer625 sorry but this is bullshit!
PS4 Gaming legends or canon?
@@randomgamer625 this is why i dislike both legends and canon. They add crazy shit. And fucking the main story. To me there is only George Lucas canon exist: '6 movies'
PS4 Gaming Which episode does it say that being a Force ghost was so painful? And, if that’s the case, how is that not an exclusively Dark Side ability?
I'm gonna need the Snyder cut of this bad boy where we just see Palpatine try different pick up lines for 10 minutes straight
First reply lol
@@Mychannel-sp6lt second reply lol
@@adamhogan5442 third reply lol
The Warp Zone: Say no more!
I...might be willing to pay to see that.
Luke was right. Skywalkers do not like Sand. It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets _everywhere_ . And buried my lightsaber in Sand? That is so disrespectful 🤦♂️
Of course YOU would say that; Mr. 'kind of' Chosen One.
You should have thought of that before you have joined the dark side 😂
@@TC-tl8ie Anakin still was the real Chosen One not 'kind of', he was the true Chosen One
Anakin Skywalker hi Anakin! How’s being a Hayden Christensen Force ghost like and being only a voice in TROS. Ha. Jk I love Hayden in III and I love TROS. May the Force Be With You.
I agree, I believe Skywalkers like the sky, not sand
Fun fact, the whole reason why baby Luke was left on Tatooine going by Skywalker was because Obi Wan knew that Darth Vader hated Tatooine so much that he never wanted to go back.
if Vader went to Tattoine at ANY point he'd have found him Obi Wan literally did EVERYTHING possible to make it as embarresing as possible when Vader found out
*Palpatine to vader* 'So, where was he hiding all this time'
*Vader* 'Uhhhhh, on my birth planet'
*Palp* 'What! Did he at least change his looks up a bit and change his name'
*Vader* 'Well he chaged it from Obi-Wan Kenobi to Old-Ben Kenobi...and wore jedi robes'
*Palp mumbling to himself and walking away* 'Shouda left him in the damn lava'
It wasn't Tatooine Vader hated it was the sand
It's also the place of one of his greatest failures.
TheHulkbuster13 Fun fact! Your wrong.
Fun Fact: Palpatine's son is the Disney executive Vader tried to hand over his resignation to.
Thats how he could use force lighting
That's right he is.
another fun fact (that's actually true): JJ voiced D-O. his failure is now complete....
Yeah, too bad there aren't, I don't know, actors or sound designers to do stuff like that. Surprised he didn't want to compose the music himself.
Everyone: You can't just make shit up and go against the meaning of every important aspect from two trilogys.
Disney: Unlimited Powaaaaaa
The Emperor pickup lines are gold.
Order 69, nice.
I choose to see these as 100% canon
Better than what we got
Same here
@@arcanefury3666 yeah
they're not cannon?
Me too, especially how Rey’s father was conceived
“That is a good question for another time”
“No you need to tell me right now”
“Oh no, seem to be losing connection here”
Basically the sequel trilogy in a nutshell
True
Still liked it, but it is slightly true
2:22 I have a theory that answer that question, a Force Ghost only can appear to his/her apprentice. Yoda appeared to Luke because Luke was his student, the same way Rey was Luke student, so Leia Ghost could appear to Rey due the same reason, as well Luke Ghost could appear to Ben Solo. Then, Anakin Skywalker could just appear to his student, maybe Ahsoka Tano, couldn't he? He couldn't do the same to Ben Solo though. Ben wasn't Anakin student.
@@lenaraleite1144
Sounds interesting
Might be a way to explain some problems in the films.Wont completely cure the writing problem though
The only issue with this is that in the clone wars show qui-gon talks to yoda.
“Are you an angel, they’re the most beautiful creatures in the...”
*woman walks away*
“Dammit Vader, that was the worst one.”
dead 💀😂
Vader: ''Have you tired: I killed them all, not just the men, but the women and children as well... THEY WERE ANIMALS, SO I SLAUGHTER THEM LIKE ANIMALS?''
jeck jeck yeah that one makes us girls swoon
@@artemis5300
Vader: ''Wait till I tell you more about the sand.''
jeck jeck ha that’s the best one yet!
He shoulda used “i don’t like sand” always a killer
*DAMN IT VADER THAT WAS THE WORST ONE!*
Worst wingman ever! 😜
@@estudiordl It's hard to be a wing man for someone who's face looks like he stay in the bath to long. XD
Vader I can come up with better lines to get a girl them he can
Darth Vader: well when I used it i got Natalie Portman so it's not the line
I never knew I needed to see Palpatine trying to flirt but damn, I am having the time of my life
its the sort of thing I'd picture robot chicken palpatine doing
I’m telling you, I never knew I needed this. That Tatooine pickup line was golden🤣🤣🤣🤣 3:44
@@TheMonkeygoneape Seth needs to get on that
Palpatine: See you in the next one nerds.
Me: Yes!
Well he survived the death star explosion XD
It is the only reason I might watch the next dumpster fire of the DisContinuity
Totally missed the opportunity to insert a sand joke in there. Palpatine: i don’t like sand, it’s rough, course, and...wait a minute Vader how in the hell is this supposed to work.
Palpatine: "Are you from Jakku? Cause I want to jakk. U. Off. *WHAT?!*
That came out very wrong, and that is hilarious xD
4:12
is this the family guy starwars Vader?
Definitely the best pick-up line in this.
The thought of Palpatine having a granddaughter is disturbing, because due to Rey being 19 in the Force Awakens, Palpatine would have *gone at it* during his years as the Emperor, not as the Supreme Chancellor.
Rey's parents likely had her later in life, so her father could've been conceived during his father's time as Supreme Chancellor.
@@QueenKordeilia Rey's parents looked quite young, though.
@@TelestoTheBesto Ehh, I wouldn't put too much stock in how old they look. Actors are rarely the same age as the characters they portray.
@@QueenKordeilia True. But even still, old man Palpatine having sex is still disturbing... Not as much as Emperor Palpatine going at it, but *ergh*...
@@TelestoTheBesto It's the lesser of two evils, for sure.
Other deleted scene:
Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
Dont you mean darth messa the Menace
Palpatine as he's dying:My master is more powerful than you could possibly imagine, he will lead the Sith into a ne-
Jar Jar: I'M HERE, sorry meesa late, balance force time okey day?
my god this man has the smarts of god
Well I mean he did help put Palpatine through as Chancellor so...
Still can't believe they buried Anakin's light saber IN THE SAND. The guy hated the sand, he thought it was coarse and rough and irritating.
jeck jeck worst of all it gets EVERYWHERE
El Gusanillo Del Juego
I honestly liked the burying them scene. I mean, where else could she have buried them? It’s a nice way to tie off the finale. Of course, that scene was ruined by the whole “Rey.”
“Rey who?”
bit, but before that, it was actually really great I think
I thought that was Luke’s lightsaber, not Anakin’s. Anakin’s was broken in TLJ. They never say anything about it being repaired.
Brutus Mars This exactly. She couldn’t bury their bodies because they became one with the Force but that’s where Anakin buried Shmi and where Luke buried Owen and Beru. It’s not like Alderaan was an option. The only other possibility would be Naboo. If she could get permission for that.
Cheryl Sahawneh
And even if Naboo, that’s also the birthplace of Palpatine, so it probably wouldn’t be a great idea to bury it there.
"Hey are you from tatooine? Cause I would like make you my slave girl...and have you pod race for your freedom...where was I going with this"
Me: damn it he almost went all the way
Rey- "And you had my father though...conventional means?"
Palpatine- "Oh...yes."
Rey- "I'm almost afraid to ask. How?"
Palpatine- "Sweety, baby girl, I'm the Emperor! Whoever gets with me becomes one of the most powerful and wealthy beings in the galaxy! I had woman coming from all over the galaxy to try and get in my pants!"
Sheev, the "Harvey Weinstein" of the Galaxy.... 🤦🏼♂️
Correct answer
Really make me wonder if Rey is the *only* palpatine descendent running around in the galaxy. For all we know there could be hundreds of them all over the damn place.
@@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire so that's who all those cult members were! All his descendents who weren't spirited away and hidden.
In all seriousness, that would've been a really cool idea had they used it. He enslaves the will of his decendents, possibly feeding on their lifeforce to extend his own life, and when he died their enslaved will remained. So much so that they used dark arts to bring him back. And Rey, the only child to escape him, is bought up by the Skywalkers to be his final undoing.
Darth Revan
EXACTLY! But with a bajillion different methods and species to choose from. And you’d never know you’re a palpatine until you start spewing lighting bolts all over the place over a stubbed toe or a bad breakup or something in general that’s ruined your day. Because A: record keeping is surprisingly abysmal for a series like this (not 40k level bad, but at least the Administratum can be trusted to actually *have* the records half the time. Just Permanently buried under all the other records at least until the world blows up/gets consumed by Tyranids/drowned in Daemonic power/ect...)
And B: anyone who *is* outed as a palpatine would likely be either swamped up to the neck by imperials looking for a direct successor/pawn for their imperial remnant, or lynched by the rest of the galaxy for effectively being sired by Wizard Space Satan himself.
"Don't you obi wan me" lmao
Oresti Ismaili don’t you*
@@TheJoker-qo4fg thanks
Oresti Ismaili no problem
oh hey how are ya
@@iamjayrts25 fine how about you lmao how many of the same youtube channels we watch lol 😂
Luke: Rey, what are you afraid of?
Rey: Sand...
Luke: Oh no
Luke: "Wait, who and when did o fu......"
4:44
Palpatine: Damn it Vader, that was the worst one!
Anakin: Well sorry, but I used that line and now I have 2 kids!
Leia and Luke scolding Rey about the Skywalker thing means everything to me hahahaha thank you so much for doing it. She not a real Skywalker!!! And yeah!! If anything, she's a Solo!! "Let the hate flow through you~"
K
Rey Solo/Rey Organa are 1000 times better than Rey Skywalker, hands down. Rey Skywalker makes no sense and I don’t see any logic behind it other than “well, we have to justify the title and we killed the last real Skywalker.”
if the last 2 hours didn't clue you into the fact Disney fundamentally does NOT understand Star Wars the final scene does
Do you think she would be Rey Solo because of Ben or Han? (Getting the last name as wife or as daughter? Kinda odd) I think she took Skywalker meaning she was continuing Luke's legacy, there was no family stuff involved.
@@lenaraleite1144 Surnames only pertain to family. Else everybody would take their mentors' surnames.
"Not sure why he got to keep his good look tho"
It got me XD
The worst part is they are 100% right about Palpatine still being alive and the fact he’s gonna be used later too
The Emperor’s pick up lines are the best part of the entire video
*Palpatine walks into a bar*
"Hey, I'm the EMPEROR of the GALAXY. Who wants to be Empress? All you gotta do is play with the crown jewels and scepter."
*Palpatine proceeds to get a harem*
Extra deleted scene:
Force ghost Jar Jar Binks returns as a new Emperor
@İsmail Zülfü Jokes on you, that would’ve made the movie the greatest movie ever created.
İsmail Zülfü that would be amazing
gonna be honest, I am 100% sure Jar Jar was the Sith Eternal cult leader, aka the leader of the cult that ressurected him and built that ridiculous fleet.
No.
Maybe he should have tried the old 'sand is coarse and gets everywhere' line, because that worked for Anakin just fine.
2:07 her Palpatine is showing on her forehead
The “Do it” line really got me, imma try it next time
Rey: "Your really my Grandfather?!?"
Palps: "Yes."
Rey: "And you had my Father through....conventional Means?"
Palpi: "Well...not exactly. You see, your Father is actually a Clone of myself."
Rey: "So...You are actually my Father."
Palps: "No! I mean...yes? I...I guess Technically, I am?
I mean, your Dad was a Clone of me, but he developed his own personality.
It's kinda like with Jango Fett and his Clone...Son...Thingy."
Rey: "Who?"
Palps: "Some mandalorian Bounty Hunter. Not important.
The important Thing is that your Father was a failed Clone of mine, who couldn't use the Force!"
Rey: "Wait. If he couldn't use the Force, but was practically you...why can I use the Force?!?"
Palpi: "I don't know. Why can you use Force-Lightning without any Training? It took me years, and an actual Sith-Master to learn that Power!"
I mean certain traits can skip a generation and come up later down the family line like eye colour and others but as for the lightning It's the fact that Jar Jar Abrams hsd no clue what he was doing
Palp:maybe because you are actually half human so you can become force sensetive
@@harizirfan5117 Why Half-Human? Rey's Father was basically Sidious, and her Mother wasn't an Alien.
So she SHOULD be 100% human.
We all know Sidious found his one true love while Ghost 'n' Stuff was playing
Stop making content actually better than the sequel films, it’s rather embarrassing for them.
Truth right there get your truth there.
I enjoyed the rise of Skywalker but I agree this was better than the actual movie 😂
I miss The Attack of the Show Star Wars spoofs. I think Disney had it removed. 😧 Studio C has some funny Star Wars bits ...
I like ROS too, but this is god tier
Sequel Trilogy is a low bar, its so bad.
I love Palpatine pickup lines
Do if the “Pirates of the Caribbean” theme song had lyrics.
Memes, the DNA of the soul.
Yes yes they are
"Being thrown in a pit and exploding and having that pit explode" LOL great writing
Palapatine should have just used the memories to defeat Rey, that would incapacitated her indefinitely
The emperors greatest weakness is his inability to stop his force lightning.
Three times. They zapped him with his own lightning THREE TIMES!
He stopped it twice in fight with Windu.
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“Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.”
I have nothing to say except Thank You for saying this🤣🤣😂😂😂
Almost 66 likes, come on people
Likes on this: Execute order 66. Yes I'm the 66th like.
I feel that if the movie had scenes like this would probably make it better.
This is really well produced great video
Omg warp zone liked my comment thx guys
Who are you?
-Rey
-Raid Shadow Legends
Oh this emperor guy is such a jolly good fella, always laughing...
This is my favourite Warp Zone video ever!
I’ve literally been watching every “ War Zone “ Star Wars related videos, they’re hilarious🤣👏🏼
Star warp zone
Insert obligatory "this is better than the actual move" quote here.
This is better then the movie, since The Warp Zone obviously watched the other SW movies, unlike JJ.
That palpatine is very robot chicken 😂👌
This movie tried to be Endgame so bad.
Right down to the last minute save
It also failed to learn from the mistakes of Joss Weddon's Justice League. If you sacrifice your integrity to try and please everyone you'll end up pleasing no one. In simpler terms nostalgia pandering never works
@@ΑΡΙΣΤΟΤΕΛΗΣΛΑΧΑΝΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ
_nostalgia pandering never works_
Both TFA & Jurassic World made ton of money
@@grim_2000 Well, every rule has exceptions I suppose
@@ΑΡΙΣΤΟΤΕΛΗΣΛΑΧΑΝΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ
But these are not exceptions.
Nostalgia sells.
Stranger Things, It and other things (like RPO) lived off the 80s trend, we have countless reboots/sequels of old beloved properties, etc.
Another classic. Great job Guys!
anakin: do you know how he trick me ? cause i didnt know he is a sith lord from the beginning why cause some of jedi just too distractions fighting hell of battle droid couple of clones just died and most important i was trick lied ok its not my fault it so hard to make a decision between light and dark when windu is about to slay palpatine so i kinda killed windu join the dark side and killed bunch of jedi in temple and so is younglings rey: really anakin: watch episode 3 ya understand why
jonatan noi Snorrason Grammar 100000000
You know what's also hard? Reading your comment without punctuation marks
anyone sending this to jacksfilms?
Ive had a stroke reading this.
Dafpht The Mouthbreather well sorry my imaginations gone off
What a great video! And It's always great for Kelly to be in one!
that start bit was funny... Lmao...
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!
It's sad how more thought was put into this than the actual movie.
I love the fact that no matter the version Palpy and Vader are always portrayed as buddies.
Other deleted scene:
Poe and Zori go on a date
I saw that on pornhub already :D
@@sirzanny3694 link lmao
Did she keep the helmet on??? ...
@@sirzanny3694 nice👌
@@sirzanny3694 I need that link for a friend of mine
Palpatine: walks up to woman in cantina
Palpatine: the dark of the force is a pathway to many positions some consider be...pleasurable
You sure Palpatine didn’t just have a relationship “before” Mace Windu ruined his face?
If Reys Father was the same age as his actor, at the time when he was shown, he would’ve been born during the Dark Days between episode 3 and 4, which would be after his Injuries, so he’d probably look like that
Well... he was a powerful politician... almost an Emperor.
Wasn't he 50-60 in Revenge of the Sith
@@sevensevenseven9351 I've heard of kings around there 60s who got prostitutes and lovers who had there bastard children.
@@fenrirtheicewolf2019 True but looking at the age of that Guy in the flashbacks he had to Come after preguels
dammit palpatine showing your grandaughter how you created her father isn't something to smile about
Rey brings Ben back.
R: Hey guys this is Ben. He turned good!
Ben solo: Hey G-agh
Finn: Open fire!
Proceeds to get riddled with blaster bolts by the whole resistance
Except Finn saw Kylo revert back to Ben so he wouldn't attack him 🤦♂️ did you even watch the movie?
Jack Cutter I don’t think the Resistance is just gonna forget all the people he killed
@@dreamforall5833
i thought that too
@@dreamforall5833 so? That's a really shitty excuse to my statement
@@jackcutter2 Not really? If anything your points are shitty at best. 🤦♂️
"Can I jakku you off" killed me 💀
Star Wars fans: This is better the movie
Warp Zone fans: This funny, but yeah still better than the movie
Me: Man, people really hate the Star Wars movie. But it’s really 🤬ing funny
People don't like movies when they are bad, no matter if this is a Star Wars or not even for a Star Wars fan.
@@nadiamozerhusain4259 If you're not willing to defend your opinion as fact, you don't believe it.
Your best video to date guys! Absolutely amazing keep it up!
The fact that this is better-written than the actual movie.
honestly the palpatine makeup is amazing good job guys
The emperor sounds a lot like the robot chicken version, and I like it.
Yea the budget is always low when someone wants to be comfortable!
The one that plays Rey conveys way more believable emotions then movie Rey.
I’m so happy that warp zone is still making videos
Palpatine :Nothing will stop the revenge of the sith
Me : you mean the third prequel movie 😂😂
Yeah. It was a reference to that
This is the first one I didn't plan to see. So thanks for the cliff notes version guys
My morning became infinitely better! Thanks Warp Zone
You guys are awesome!!! I loved this parody.😍😍😍
"Order 69"...omg, I'm still laughing!
Same.
Costumes in this one were awesome. Great script as always. Very lolzy. Thanks WarpZone
How do I like this more than once..
4:09 He should told her the tragedy of Darth Plageis, the wise
Simply the best of Papa Palpatine's Pick-up Lines; Let's dew it.
Yeah, Palpy’s fine. As is that random Knight of Ren who was force pushed into a pit, cuz pitfalls in SW are more of a minor inconvenience than fatal.
The Palpatine pickup lines were the best part of the video!
Well, the reason luke and leia showed up was to say "yeah fam, go ahead"
This one was really good, non-stop smiles.
Never explaining why the real Anakin Skywalker never talked to Ben Solo/Kylo Ren is my biggest frustration about the entire Disney Star Wars Trilogy, and there was plenty to be frustrated about.
It’s as if Disney and JJ didn’t think this movie through before he made it. Lol
because they didn't Ryan Johnson took over for Last Jedi and threw out J.J's plan for his own and J.J had to compensate which is why the movie feels like 2 crammed into 1
@@TheMeta141 For the last time he HAS NO PLAN.
I would pay good money to watch this Emperor on the big screen
“How about You and me order 69 “😂😂😂😂 never laugh that hard
I’m gonna be honest, that’s one of the funniest Star Wars fan project or parody.... idk?
Those Palps line really got me.
Those Palpatine pick up lines where amazing
The best zone to be in
You forgot about one thing
You forgot to get emperor to tell them Rey is actually Skywalker because emperor is Anakin father.
Anakin doesn't have a dad. Well there's 3 prevailing theories. The Force is actually his dad and it created him in response to the next level Sith Alchemy/Darkside fuckery that Plaguies and Sidious were up to. Plaguies is his dad, or Sheev Palpatine/Darth Sidious is his dad. All of those are theories and have solid validity to all of them albeit him literally being the child of the Force makes way more sense in the Chosen One angle than either Plagueis or Sidious.
@@lastdefenderofxhotl Darth Plagueis is Legend of Anakin father before Disney buy Star Wars. Emperor is Cannon of Anakin Father. Emperor Palpatine is a the force. Honestly I use to was hoping it plagueis but with palpatine it make sense to me cause I notice the way Emperor Conversation with Anakin on revenge of the sith. Anakin and emperor look so similar and talking each other like Father and Son. It really interesting me more about it. I want to see more about Anakin (Vader) and Emperor after revenge of the sith on person.
@@PlaystationGamerZX He's his creator, if anything, not his father. They don't share DNA.
I am guessing the story about Rey's dad being a clone was a cover for the cringe-inducing truth about how he was conceived conventionally by Emperor Palpatine using pick-up lines to convince some random woman at a bar to have sex with the Dark Lord of the Sith.
I think the whole movie should have been a deleted scene.
*"NUFF SAID"*
The Sidious pick-up lines are the best lol
1:36 This is entirely one of the biggest plot holes in the sequel trilogy that I wished got addressed
Goddamn do you guys crack me up! This was amazing.