JK Rowling attacked for Mother's Day tweet? Godzilla DESTROYS Oscars? Kate Middleton-photo CRIMINAL?
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- Опубліковано 10 бер 2024
- Just stuff I find amusing and horrific
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I Stand with J.K. Rowling.
As a millennial who was the same age as Harry Potter in the movies when they came out, her books and the movies were a huge part of my coming of age.
@@jr2904 My late mother and I are fans of her work. She loved Harry Potter.
Then you'll probably be in a really nice house. 👍
I stand with Gojiira.
#istandwithJKR
thank you JK Rowling for being a good, sane human.
do i need to biologically define what a "human" is?
@turinhorse
Rowling seems to be undergoing a character arc.
I wouldn't go that far.
@@ekij133 your woke snowflake melted?
The Middleton edited photo was the leading story for NBC Nightly News this evening. Can you imagine, they thought THIS was the most important story today?! Apauling News handles the news better than most news services.
Damn, seriously?
It seems like JK hasn't lost her way with words, unlike other famous writers on Twitter.
"We have no f****n' clue what we're looking at." An honest statement that you'll never hear from the media.
Godzilla is all I cared about
"Sorry, we have no clue at what we're looking at" - LMAO , I was thinking the same: "what's wrong with that?" 🤣🤣🤣
JKR is a liberal, just not an insane liberal.
And I'm still confused about the Royals photo. I assume all pics posted online are "altered" to some degree.
I understood she asked to Photoshop the image to... tidy their children better? You know, smooth wrinkles, realign hair.
@@karinefonte516 If she had a professional photographer it would not have been necessary to ask.
Godzilla Minus One winning the Oscar makes me realize we don't actually live in the DUMBEST possible timeline, only in one perhaps a few timelines removed from it.
IMO it should have won best foreign film
Godzilla minus one is a great human drama with a giant monster attacking the city as the setting. Hollywood can take some lessons.
Yay, Godzilla Minus-One. I hope the Royal Family laughs at the silliness of it all.
I can see it now. People sitting behind Godzilla telling him to please sit down. Godzilla turning around and saying "I am sitting. And you're not using my pronouns which are God and Monster you bigot ".
😂😂
The oscars happened?
And they gave an award to godzilla -1?
Man, I don't know how you're doing it, but your news just keeps on getting more and more aPauling every day! Good showing.
Blame the world
Oh no, there goes Tokyo....Go go Godzilla!
Maybe Godzilla should have attended the Oscar's. I'd have probably watched it for the mayhem.
More entertaining than Smith on Rock violence
Godzilla was my favorite movie of 2023.
Mine too. It was more focused than Oppenheimer, which I liked, but it had two movies in one. Oh, yeah. And they did know that the flag had only 48 stars at the time.
Spot on as always.
I appreciate that
Thank you, J.K. Rowling.
It's remarkable, isn't it, how society is expected, no, demanded, to bend over backwards to placate and accommodate the sufferers of one particular mental illness. This does not happen with any other mental illness. Not for schizophrenia, not for agoraphobia, not for anorexia nervosa, but just for this one particular mental illness that has become very trendy in recent years.
Because they are narcissists.
"lesbian moms who didnt carry"
Brah, in my time you had to finish job yourself to get credit...
Bravo to J.K Rowling for having the balls, (take that anyway you want 😂), for that amazing post!!
And thank you Paul, you never disappoint!! 😘😘
I gotta say that photo of Kate and her kids puts Sears to shame.👍🏼
😂
She didn’t mention mother animals either, the shame !
Keep up the great work, Paul!
Walter did have a good sense of humor. He would be giggling in his grave with your immatation of him.
Damn! I thought I missed Mother’s Day!!! Whew!
Here's to JKR.
Hey man! When I am looking at birds, I BARELY think about Kate Middleton. I had a couple of Red Tailed Hawks in my pine tree and, in passing, thought, "I bet Kate would like these," having totally forgotten she was missing!!! Geeez. Way to paint with a broad brush.
Guess they never heard of parody.
They attack JKR, but if KK had posted it they would praise her, they need to get their meds readjusted.
G-1 is exactly the movie that is supposed to win, it created impressive effects on a low budget, the last movie that had those quality effects on that kind much of a budget was Star Wars but that was almost 50 years ago. Let that sink in for a bit.
Your take on JK trolls was epic!!
"we are confused by the ambiguity of this tweet..." 😁
Go go Godzilla!
Oh, no, there goes Tokyo.
Go! Go! Godzilla, yeah.
I hope Hollywood gets the right message here. All movies from now on should be made for less than 15 million dollars and have Godzilla in them.
The one thing that makes me happy about being 69 is that I'm among the few who know that you are channeling Walter Cronkite. Great work as usual, Paul.
He’s not using it.
Thank you, Mr.
if they're only middle managers how do they keep their jobs from being eliminated by the highest management?
Your ending made me laugh out loud in a public setting.
You are a wise and skilled man.
"Sausage danglers in dresses..."
😅😅😅 I'm going to use that!
Love the alternated picture being major news
So crazy out there.
That ending was great, lol.
Great video 😎
I have met Kate and her and the children used to shop where I worked quite often. Mostly she didn't get noticed and I even stood next to her in yogurts once and never even noticed. She is just like any young mum a lot of times doing mum things which includes using photo shop on pictures. Both my grown up daughter's and my eldest granddaughter mess with their photos sometimes too. It is not strange at all. It seems most girls and young women like to do it so quite how you can make a conspiracy theory out of that amazes me !!!!
That was simply amazing. Thankyou sir for continuing to bring us news that's really important(wasn't sarcasm if anyone is reading this wrong)
Mr Kate also used a Vogue photoshoot picture of his face, pixel-for-pixel. This pic was absokutely doctored to hell, FWIW.
Sausage danglers you say? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
APauling!
Now I see JK actually stands for Joke King. Well played Rowling well played.
"Sausage danglers in dresses"....lol, fucking brilliant. I'm pretty jealous i didn't think of that first.
hahahaha sausage dangler. 🤣
Hi Paul, I like the 1930’s cadence!
]Shit, I went to Japan to see it on Opening day 11/7, why because I knew it would blow away this shit I saw in LA casting......
Ha ha ha! If you can't laugh with them, you can still laugh.
I wanna identify as me own mum! Until I sober up, at least.
Found out about the Big G winning an Oscar (congrats Yamazaki and company) this morning 'cos rather than watching the Oscars, I was busy lancing a boil...
...okay, I wasn't lancing a boil.
I was THINKING that lancing a boil is preferable to watching the Oscars.
Princess Kate can do whatever she wants, she's the future Queen of England. she's beautiful, graceful, intelligent, and compassionate. Diane would have loved her
I have no f*****g idea what we're looking at either! (I thought you were going to say that they AI aged the kids. Honestly; are they that old now?!? Where have I been?)
Will the horror of anti-Geneva convention photo editing ever end?!?
🤲🏻
I'm aPaul'ed!
Does that X user believe that not mentioning people belittles them? In which case,.why are they intentionally belittling adopted mums and surrogate mums?
Godwins law V2.0: As an internet argument progresses the chances of someone being called a "bigot" sharply increase
Liked the joke about cardigan manipulation being against the Geneva convention.
Very funny channel. The antidote to rampant wokery.
Do you think these reactionary types tired out by a hard days activism suddenly wake up in the middle of the night and think hang on, she was taking the piss? No, me neither.
Too bad Godzilla -1 wasn’t as diverse and inclusive enough by Hollywood standards to warrant a best picture Oscars win. Godzilla showing up would have been a stunning and brave stand for the sake of all Kaiju around the world.
Godzilla Minus One., in my opinion, should've won Best Picture in case Oppenheimer didn't.
As for the rest of the night, it gave me a much needed cure for insomnia.
It was great.
Is JK looking for a muse. Pass it on.
Tht comment about JKR excluding foster mothers, adopting mothers and lesbian mothers is true. It's also entirely beside them point. We all know the comment (from the other person) wasnt really about them
Didn’t read any of her books, still like her a person. Huffle puffle for life
i love JK and i am happy she can show the world this crap being said for fools!!!
Time for me to find something else JKR sells and buy it. I wonder if she has Patreon???
I never expected JK Rowling to tweet something so based. She is still a man-hating feminist, but credit where credit is due.
The only news worth a shiznit, aPauling...😊
This is all Wrongspeak! I am outraged by this!!! Regards from the Left Coast of Canada 🇨🇦 😅
Speaking as a birder, I can say most of us don't give a single fu-k about any members of the royal family.
Sorry, it just sounded funny.
JK still putting up the good fight with sarcasm. The fact that it’s lost on those criticizing her is humorous to far too few of us.
Eh??????
Your visceral hatred of birders has shocked me to the core.
Big godzilla fan not a harry Potter fan but go jkr go. I bought Hogwarts legacy and have barely played it.
Ahh, good. Ms JK Rowlings is trolling the woke, so we don't have to. Happy belated Mother's Day to you, Dear Ms. JK Rowlings!
A am shocked that a feminist would say anything negative about a man wearing #WomanFace! Shocked, I say! Shocked.
I like JKR, enough so to refer to her as JKR. Unlike the young actors from the movies, she doesn't encourage little kids to have themselves castrated. 👍👍👍
If only Godzilla had attacked the oscars....PS International Womens Day has replaced women with trans...
"small humans"? my 100lb (45.5kg) x-wyf dropped a 10lb (4.5kg) baby boy.
needless to say, she'd tell you he was anything but "small"...lol
#hatebigmedia
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So, you're morphing into Walter Cronkite? And that's the way it was.
J.K Rowlings' tweet is magnificent!!!! Love it. Proofs once again how intellectually challenged these woke individuals are, hahaha
😂😂😂❤
“And that’s the way it is” should be an Oscar winning quote 🏆
Sausage danglers in dresses lol.
I too stand with JK Rowling.
Is anyone actually believing that Kate Middleton photoshopped a picture for the media???😂
She’s going to community college for it.
hahahahha what the howard cosell is going on over here??
For my sake I hope you are including the Vienna sort of sausage in the sausage dangler category! You nothing if not inclusive so I assume you are! Thanks Paul!
Noted! Mostly bratwurst.
She says it’s the perfect size though! 😁
I think that John Cena may be subscribed to your chanel , he seems to have watched your last video about men being the best chestfeeders ! . I was certain he was going to give us a demo last night .🤣
I know two actual trans people and both are sick of the trans agenda.
TRAs have ruined it for everyone. Live and let live.
Use our “special” vocabulary, but not to show how silly it is.
Exactly.
There is no such person as Kate Middleton. HRH Princess Catherine of Wales has been married for over a decade and since she chose to change her name perhaps you could respect it and if you don't want to use titles how about Catherine of Wales... it's closer than Kate Middleton. Please update your thumbnails.
I used what the British papers were using.
ea, all Israel have transgressed thy law, even by departing, that they might not obey thy voice; therefore the curse is poured upon us, and the oath that is written in the law of Moses the servant of God, because we have sinned against him. And he hath confirmed his words, which he spake against us, and against our judges that judged us, by bringing upon us a great evil: for under the whole heaven hath not been done as hath been done upon Jerusalem. Daniel 9:11-12
Hear this word which I take up against you, a lamentation, O house of Israel. Amos 5:1
Because of the multitude of the whoredoms of the well-favored harlot, the mistress of witchcrafts, that selleth nations through her whoredoms, and families through her witchcrafts. Behold, I am against thee, saith the Lord of hosts: and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will show the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame. And I will cast abominable filth upon thee, and will set thee as a gazingstock. Nahum 3:4-6
No matter the level of outrage, if you don't check your grammar, your tweets are irrelevant.
Hilarious. You've got the pretentious news voice down cold...