A Unique Dark Slavic Witchcraft & Sorcery RPG - REKA

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  • @Splattercatgaming
    @Splattercatgaming  8 місяців тому +136

    Hey I recorded this on monday and they pulled the demo today, so as per usual the story of my life. Sorry about that. If it weren't for bad luck I'd have none at all.

    • @RoseKindred
      @RoseKindred 8 місяців тому +3

      You got my hopes up and then shattered!!! Just kidding, these things happen. I still added to follow for later.

    • @plumbthumbs9584
      @plumbthumbs9584 8 місяців тому +3

      Fellow He-Haw fan?
      Doom! Despair! And agony on me!
      Deep, dark depression, excessive misery!

    • @roboninja1
      @roboninja1 8 місяців тому +3

      All good dude, still one to look forward to. Definitely has an interesting hook.

    • @TheWretchedOwl
      @TheWretchedOwl 8 місяців тому +2

      Well I’m going to watch the video anyway so it’s not really a loss 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @jimkarle
      @jimkarle 7 місяців тому +1

      Demo has gone back up!

  • @ZippytheHappyChimp
    @ZippytheHappyChimp 8 місяців тому +141

    "I don't want to talk to each villager!" later "where are all the quests?" Oh Splatter

    • @yawarapuyurak3271
      @yawarapuyurak3271 8 місяців тому +37

      my fondness for him is as great as my hate for his direction sense.

    • @dealwolfstriked272
      @dealwolfstriked272 8 місяців тому

      @@yawarapuyurak3271 haha

    • @rodrigodeusfontes
      @rodrigodeusfontes 8 місяців тому +8

      @@yawarapuyurak3271 "my fondness for him is as great as my hate for his direction sense." - HAHAHA! Amazing!

  • @mirrortherorrim
    @mirrortherorrim 8 місяців тому +147

    In Russian, we pronounce the name "Baba Yaga" with the stress on last syllable of "Yaga", not the first. The name itself means something like "Granny Hag", in Russian the word "baba" means a) a rude way to refer to a woman, like "wench", or "broad". b) an old woman (its affectionate form "babushka" means grandmother), c) in its outdated use, a married woman (although I've never heard of Baba Yaga being married).
    Some hypotheses of Baba Yaga's origins claim that the hut on chicken's legs may refer to an ancient Slavic burial tradition of placing a dead person in a small wooden tomb on tree stumps that kinda look like chicken legs. That is why Baba Yaga in Russian fairy tales is often described as lying in her hut legs against the door, head at the opposite side, and nose touching the ceiling. It's also why a hero who comes to her for advice asks the hut to turn its back to the forest and front to him - the coffin was turned towards the wood so that the dead leave and don't come back to the living. And it's also why she is nicknamed "baba Yaga kostyanaya noga" (granny Hag bony leg, if we translate it literally). So, Baba Yaga is considered to be an undead witch.
    Some of her depictions are also believed to be references to Slavic witch doctors. In some Russian fairytales Baba Yaga is depicted trying to eat a child, and before that - baking the child in an oven wrapped whole in dough. Wrapping a child in dough and putting them into a hot oven is believed to be an ancient Russian way of healing tuberculosis, although children must've been really terrified of the process.
    Oh, and Svarog (stress on second syllable) is, indeed, a Slavic pagan god of fire, sometimes referenced as father of Khors, god of moon.

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter 8 місяців тому +12

      Not the fire, the god of sky, right? Eastern slavs has the god of fire, but his name is forever lost to history (too many burned Russian capitols with achives in it, Kiev in mongolian invasion, Moscow in Napoleonic one, so there is really big gaps in data about Rus' paganism that must be acknowledged, while neopagans just fill them with fanfiction).
      Also Finland and Baltic ethnicities have their own analogues of Baba Yaga in their mythology, hag that guard border between life and death and open path in it when need for hero to travel in lands of dead and return is arise. Slavic mythology also has this border as Smorodina river (not as name of berry but as Smrad, so "river of hellish stink") but its ties to Baba Yaga as its guardian is less clear

    • @Noizzed
      @Noizzed 8 місяців тому +10

      So, like Baba Yagá?

    • @cefcephatus
      @cefcephatus 8 місяців тому +4

      Funny that Baba is also a word for "Granny" in Japanese. I'm not Japanese, I just know.
      "Granny Hag" is "Kuso Baba", if you ever heard in an anime.
      Anyways, thanks for the folklore that is needed to delve into this story line.

    • @cernunnos_lives
      @cernunnos_lives 8 місяців тому

      I think Baba Yaga is what's left from an ancient goddess deep in time. Perhaps a reference to a being from thousands of years ago. She held something important that we forgot about. There are clues like the mortal and pestle, the connection to the tiaga (forest) and animals. And all of the childhood stories about magic and curses. There's something big we are missing here from the myths. I think it's tied to when mankind spread across the Eurasian steppe into territory that belongs to something else.

    • @JohnMiller-zr8pl
      @JohnMiller-zr8pl 8 місяців тому

      Thank you for this explanation, what books of slavic folklore do you recommend?

  • @krsanth-4142
    @krsanth-4142 8 місяців тому +85

    "A box inside a box." Must have been an Amazon delivery.

  • @0num4
    @0num4 8 місяців тому +134

    Now I want a game where I build & manage Howl's Moving Castle

    • @MadMadNomad
      @MadMadNomad 8 місяців тому +5

      Seriously! How cool would that be?

    • @msolomonii9825
      @msolomonii9825 8 місяців тому +2

      Oh-my-god(s) YES!!!

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter 8 місяців тому +3

      Ooh
      Thats sounds more than awesome
      (but they need original authors as consultants to not fuck up universal sex symbol of the internet, the Howl himself)

    • @plumbthumbs9584
      @plumbthumbs9584 8 місяців тому +2

      This is an outstanding idea.
      My dude, your career as an indie-game developer has just been born. Now get your butt over to Kickstarter!

    • @Bandit2033
      @Bandit2033 8 місяців тому +2

      Maybe even a.... Mortal Engine? 😏

  • @insultinsultan705
    @insultinsultan705 8 місяців тому +33

    Wow, that wood filling in feature so you don't need a bunch of angle shapes is amazing, also the trees getting knocked down by the hut was a nice touch

  • @Noizzed
    @Noizzed 8 місяців тому +13

    The art style is incredible, the consistency of it is so well thought out. The movement is smooth enough to not feel clunky.

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred 8 місяців тому +25

    I see Baba-Yaga, I click like. Don't care. Not my normal genre, but I will keep it in mind for later. I wanna see how they do the folklore.

  • @brigandboy1425
    @brigandboy1425 8 місяців тому +13

    This is a really cool idea, and I like the way they have implemented it. Yeah, it's a little rough around the edges, but I love this.

  • @msolomonii9825
    @msolomonii9825 8 місяців тому +6

    Oh Splatty I'm with you 100%, this is like my absolute dream-job, be happy as can be to be a witch in the wood. - and who doesn't want a walking magic mobile home (bigger on the inside then out hopefully) like Sheelba of the Eyeless Face. Hope this gets fleshed out into something wonderful.

  • @l1qu1dm3t4lIV
    @l1qu1dm3t4lIV 8 місяців тому +26

    Kind of disappointed he didn't go with the classic "face" on the chicken hut with two windows on either side of a door..

    • @ImpreccablePony
      @ImpreccablePony 8 місяців тому +4

      But the classic witch hut of Baba Yaga is described as a hut with no doors and no windows.

  • @ImpreccablePony
    @ImpreccablePony 8 місяців тому +6

    Reká means river in most Slavic languages. Might be a hint to why the Bába Yagá calls her River Kitten.

  • @classycasual3910
    @classycasual3910 8 місяців тому +9

    Everybody gansta til the house starts walking...

  • @Cuestrupaster
    @Cuestrupaster 8 місяців тому +5

    This game is the one that come closer to what I want, wich is a base building game where I can have a mobile base... although isn't exactly the base building game that I wanted, which was something more survival oriented, still I'll try this one...

  • @shockmonkey1842
    @shockmonkey1842 8 місяців тому +11

    Reka is word for river in lot of Balcan countries like Serbian, Croatian an so on.

    • @JanHavel
      @JanHavel 8 місяців тому +3

      Interesting, we have "řeka" in Czech republic (too).

    • @shockmonkey1842
      @shockmonkey1842 8 місяців тому +6

      Thats because we are Slavic brothers 😁

    • @mirrortherorrim
      @mirrortherorrim 8 місяців тому +8

      So, same as in Russian. And Belarus, I believe.

    • @slawomirr12
      @slawomirr12 8 місяців тому +1

      and there is "rzeka" in Polish

  • @legomacinnisinc
    @legomacinnisinc 8 місяців тому +3

    Loving the vibe of this one. I'll definitely keep an eye out for it once it's a little more polished

  • @GlawiousAldredMarci
    @GlawiousAldredMarci 8 місяців тому +15

    Ancient magic is about foraging, growing plants and fetching stuff, a lot of it is what inspired alchemy and later medicine making. :)

    • @BenjaminStaver
      @BenjaminStaver 7 місяців тому +3

      That was my thought. When he was saying that he didn't see many game mechanics I kept thinking "my man, you're playing the game right now!" Wandering the woods, collecting ingredients, interacting with magical elements. This video really hooked me hard.

  • @kareningram6093
    @kareningram6093 8 місяців тому +1

    13:39 "Baba Yaga's creepy ass devil chair." I don't know why this made me laugh, but it did.

  • @Druforithe
    @Druforithe 8 місяців тому +4

    “i wanna drive a chicken caddie.” words i never imagined i’d hear splatty say. 🤣

  • @AnotherBrownAjah
    @AnotherBrownAjah 8 місяців тому +28

    Witches apprentice sandbox rpg?
    Did they pull my 12 y/o self dream game?
    The demo is no longer available 😢

    • @wrongthinker843
      @wrongthinker843 8 місяців тому +4

      Looks like generic survival-crafting stuff so far.

    • @kingdomrains
      @kingdomrains 8 місяців тому +3

      Check out Blacktail if you have not already.

  • @classycasual3910
    @classycasual3910 8 місяців тому +2

    Nice lighting on this one! Thanks for covering it, splat!

  • @linxaus2521
    @linxaus2521 8 місяців тому +19

    Thanks for the great videos mate! ❤

  • @ttsymphonyg
    @ttsymphonyg 8 місяців тому +10

    Character animations look awesome on this one

  • @CoolSs
    @CoolSs 8 місяців тому +18

    The world doesn't have enough witch's games.

    • @plumbthumbs9584
      @plumbthumbs9584 8 місяців тому

      It's an Inquisition conspiracy.
      I'll bet when you woke up this morning, you didn't think someone would mention the Inquisition,
      because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  • @MrTurtleThief
    @MrTurtleThief 8 місяців тому +10

    "Deep Forest Ukranian Cadillac" had me dying

  • @Doombot221
    @Doombot221 6 місяців тому

    I love the point made by baba yaga when you first get the chance to arrange the house. It seems like there are options to choose what kind of witch you'd like to be, which I think is really interesting. This game looks really promising

  • @DawnChatman
    @DawnChatman 8 місяців тому +1

    This looks so cute. I've had it wishlisted for a bit now, I'm glad you tried it.

  • @Ramk0sh
    @Ramk0sh 8 місяців тому +16

    Избушка-избушка, повернись к лесу передом...

  • @The_Totes_Adorbs
    @The_Totes_Adorbs 8 місяців тому +20

    I heard Splattercat killed 3 men... with a pencil. A fricken pencil.

    • @classycasual3910
      @classycasual3910 8 місяців тому +4

      Ya wanna see a magic trick? I can make this pencil... Disappear!

    • @The_Totes_Adorbs
      @The_Totes_Adorbs 8 місяців тому +3

      @@classycasual3910 Tbh I never got the joke.. Like, whenever anyone talks about how deadly he is, they talk about the pencil... I feel like someone of Wick's talents could do waaaay more with just a plastic spoon.

  • @loloxloloxlolox
    @loloxloloxlolox 8 місяців тому +3

    Smells like a lot of lore

  • @kingwafflemonger5703
    @kingwafflemonger5703 8 місяців тому +4

    Comments for Splat! Witch hexes upon UA-cam!

  • @aidkik580
    @aidkik580 8 місяців тому

    THIS is literally the most unique game ive seen in years, the potential here is limitless, it would honestly, given proper funding, compete with skyrim or fallout. The premise is excellent and leaves so much room for magical encounters, hundreds of unique creatures or demons or kings and crusaders who are at odds with the witch, an then theres room to introduce other playable mythological entities like howls magic castle style. God the potential here is insane

    • @badwolfkorko1153
      @badwolfkorko1153 6 місяців тому

      You should check the game's tags,there is no combat in the game or enemies or whatever you thought.It's just a single player sandbox building adventure with fetch quests.

  • @DrBunnyMedicinal
    @DrBunnyMedicinal 8 місяців тому +3

    Well, this looks promisingly intriguing.

  • @remethtiamat7950
    @remethtiamat7950 8 місяців тому +1

    Oh wow I really want to play this one!
    Thanks Splattercat!

  • @bluecadet4309
    @bluecadet4309 8 місяців тому +2

    "They all look the same to me"
    -Splattey Boi on chickens

  • @Haiphong778
    @Haiphong778 8 місяців тому +1

    I want it!
    I hope indeed that the game's development progresses well!

  • @cycle1990
    @cycle1990 8 місяців тому

    i love slavic folklore, my grandmother always told me storys back in the day about baba yaga and stuff :D

  • @thirteen_candles9806
    @thirteen_candles9806 8 місяців тому +1

    So this is Ancient magus bride the game. I love it

    • @DeadPool-pb2fi
      @DeadPool-pb2fi 8 місяців тому

      feels like it

    • @thirteen_candles9806
      @thirteen_candles9806 8 місяців тому

      @@DeadPool-pb2fi river kitten=little puppy. It's so spot on. The first thing the bones reminded me of when she helped the king of the cats get rid of the blight.

  • @helldvan
    @helldvan 8 місяців тому +2

    Reka means River thta why she call you river kitten

  • @Qadupae
    @Qadupae 8 місяців тому +1

    4:44 Yup, pretty much. I usually have to get a bunch of ingredients and shit for stuff lol

    • @celenity1705
      @celenity1705 8 місяців тому

      LOL this was my exact thought

  • @joewilson3393
    @joewilson3393 8 місяців тому

    I saw Lady Shelab play this one too, and it looks pretty decent. Reminds me a lot of what I liked about Black Book.

  • @muzboz
    @muzboz 8 місяців тому

    Really pretty, love the art style. :D

  • @Xix1326
    @Xix1326 5 місяців тому

    Thanks for the showcase. I've tried the demo and I agree with you completely. It's definitely not ready for prime time, but it's got some ideas to develop.

  • @ximiony
    @ximiony 8 місяців тому +8

    Graphics look like if Witcher 3 and For The King had a baby.

  • @joeyj6808
    @joeyj6808 8 місяців тому +1

    That sure don't seem like the Baba Yaga my babushka told me about when I was little.

  • @Spruehwuerstl
    @Spruehwuerstl 8 місяців тому

    Thats what i want to see! Something creative! It looks amazing too!

  • @fulke1994
    @fulke1994 8 місяців тому +3

    demo seems not to be available anymore. But as a D&D Fan i like the idea of a game where you play basically Tasha :D soo.. whishlist!

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 8 місяців тому +2

      Is Tasha supposed to be the Baba Yaga of D&D? With spells like Hideous Laughter, I thought more Wicked Witch. Unless something changed circa 5e.

    • @fulke1994
      @fulke1994 8 місяців тому +3

      @@Maniacman2030 No. Baba Yaga herself is in dnd, with the chicken hut and everything. And tasha was her apprentice / raised by her.

  • @chrisstokoe3169
    @chrisstokoe3169 8 місяців тому

    This looks mad good nothing like it that I can remember that let's u bring back and drive the chicken hut

  • @Majber
    @Majber 8 місяців тому +5

    Looks like another good sandbox game that I will never ever play.

  • @jimobrien7315
    @jimobrien7315 8 місяців тому

    "if we aren't doing this to charge up Chain Lighting, why are we doing this?"... I mean, let's be honest... we were all thinking that.

  • @XoRandomGuyoX
    @XoRandomGuyoX 8 місяців тому

    Cool concept. I'm interested in what it'll look like after a year of work is put into it.

  • @mephistophelicpierogi
    @mephistophelicpierogi 8 місяців тому

    Like the vibe. There's not a lot out there flavored with Slavic paganism. Part of why I liked Witcher 3 was that they used some of the demon names, and runes had names of some of the deities. Too early to tell exactly what kind of game this'll be

  • @chicaoterror
    @chicaoterror 8 місяців тому

    Nice mechanics and great video.

  • @Mongaloose
    @Mongaloose 8 місяців тому

    Arise, chicken!
    Chicken, arise!

  • @8bitSpartan141
    @8bitSpartan141 8 місяців тому

    This is actually really cool tbh

  • @rickdaniel7341
    @rickdaniel7341 8 місяців тому

    10:30 Arise, Chicken. Chicken, Arise.

  • @TheWretchedOwl
    @TheWretchedOwl 8 місяців тому

    When I saw the description of this game I thought it was going to be about that other baba yaga game, which like… weird that there’s more than one. 🤔

  • @Cassandra112
    @Cassandra112 8 місяців тому

    aww man. missed the demo. and heck yeah, I love playing hedge witches in like every open world survival game.
    Game itself does seem rough. just fetch quests? how much are spells rituals? and how much is everything preset? feels like progression and gameplay is going to be really on rails.

  • @Nekoyashiki-san
    @Nekoyashiki-san 8 місяців тому

    Thanks for showcasing. ^^

  •  8 місяців тому

    Ah, my home language. River.

  • @joelmitchell7597
    @joelmitchell7597 8 місяців тому

    It's certainly nice to look at

  • @Cassandra112
    @Cassandra112 7 місяців тому

    demo is up for nextfest.

  • @sisbonetta
    @sisbonetta 8 місяців тому

    The Baba-Yaga woohoo 😊. Thanks for what u do bub

  • @stardusttraveler8766
    @stardusttraveler8766 8 місяців тому

    Oh yeah i saw this on instagram actually it looked very interesting

  • @cefcephatus
    @cefcephatus 8 місяців тому

    This game really get me interest. The environment also looks cozy and half terrifying. I don't think it's a survival game, more like an interactive visual novel.
    I don't know what happened with the demo, I saw the post about it but I can't see the download, is it on another page?

  • @olympicjbrag5913
    @olympicjbrag5913 8 місяців тому

    Doing some cool games lately. I'm not big on the top down games but you did THE LONG DARK once. Don't you think its time for an update?? Lots of new shit to check out my guy.

  • @cringof5879
    @cringof5879 8 місяців тому

    this was truly dope

  • @Marshal_Nemesis
    @Marshal_Nemesis 8 місяців тому

    Wishlisted..looks promising.

  • @sergeykoshelev4566
    @sergeykoshelev4566 8 місяців тому

    Nice and fun. Though, chicken hut is a coffin and Baba Yaga is a dead-living corpse. The rest is ay OK.

  • @TheCyrusX7
    @TheCyrusX7 8 місяців тому

    Arise chicken, arise!

  • @Ace0hSpades
    @Ace0hSpades 8 місяців тому

    Disappointing that the player character doesn’t wave her hand when she is placing objects down. Would be cool to have that visual with the building.

  • @AVD223
    @AVD223 8 місяців тому

    there is an incredible book with a similar premise: the dungeon that walks like a man

  • @spatialdistortion223
    @spatialdistortion223 8 місяців тому +1

    I never understood the John Wick analogue to an old witch.

    • @ryonalionthunder
      @ryonalionthunder 8 місяців тому

      Probably a fuck up. Babayaga sounds similar to “babaka” would apparently have meant “the boogieman” which certainly fits more.

  • @HappyAspid
    @HappyAspid 8 місяців тому

    Definetly has potential. But need to know more about gameplay first. Visuals are quite good.

  • @igorthelight
    @igorthelight 8 місяців тому

    Fun fact about Baba Yaga: she was a neutral character. But when Christianity became the main religionшт Kievan Rus' - Baba Yaga became just an evil witch ;-)

  • @RobWright1981
    @RobWright1981 8 місяців тому

    It looks like it should be Valheimesque.

  • @apoisonedgift4966
    @apoisonedgift4966 8 місяців тому

    Gdi splat... the demo is nolonger available :P Why you get me excited like this haha

  • @ryanorionwotanson4568
    @ryanorionwotanson4568 8 місяців тому

    Id like to try this

  • @badgercdlyons
    @badgercdlyons 8 місяців тому

    I would very much like to play a game where I am John Wick's assistant.

  • @djwindkind
    @djwindkind 8 місяців тому

    Yo Splat, have you ever thought of going floatplane? Pretty sure they would accept you...

  • @JohnMiller-zr8pl
    @JohnMiller-zr8pl 8 місяців тому

    With more work in it will be interesting.

  • @yeetrpg
    @yeetrpg 8 місяців тому

    C'mon, Splat, we do not chant "Hut". We chant: "Hut, hut" and then demand from hut (izbushka) on chicken legs, also. If you say hut just one time it wouldn't work!

    • @yeetrpg
      @yeetrpg 8 місяців тому

      Also, reka means river

  • @operatori
    @operatori 8 місяців тому

    Can the chicken hut shoot atomic laser beams?

  • @13_faces
    @13_faces 8 місяців тому

    Art style reminds me of plague tale, which is a good thing

  • @chickenmadness1732
    @chickenmadness1732 8 місяців тому

    cool concept

  • @ohdubwest7533
    @ohdubwest7533 8 місяців тому

    It bothers me that the “pine branch” is definitely not pine.

  • @TalonWren
    @TalonWren 8 місяців тому

    I am not seeing the demo download link.

  • @robertb8673
    @robertb8673 8 місяців тому

    I was wondering why this games name is Reka but the girls Name is River.
    Reka means river in some slavic languages.

  • @CythereaEressea
    @CythereaEressea 8 місяців тому

    Devs saw this video and quickly pulled the demo...

  • @OsamaBinKevo
    @OsamaBinKevo 8 місяців тому

    Dude, very impressed that you correctly identified these legends as Ukrainian, and not russian.

    • @ZZZVVV-xq9fj
      @ZZZVVV-xq9fj 8 місяців тому

      Ukrainians don't have they own folklore, so they trying to steal Russian. Classic.

    • @cilofono
      @cilofono 4 місяці тому

      Ukraine has always been part of Russia, whether you like it or not.

  • @aidkik580
    @aidkik580 8 місяців тому

    Lol watchin granny baba run, also wen you said magic was gathering the grain for you uhh how you gon dis them crows flyin round who obviously were doing the work

  • @HappyHyena
    @HappyHyena 8 місяців тому +62

    Didnt see John Wick anywhere in the video, click bait.

    • @akidegozaimasu
      @akidegozaimasu 8 місяців тому +5

      John Wick hasn’t been tasked to kill Baba Yaga yet.

    • @poppaexo
      @poppaexo 8 місяців тому +2

      @@akidegozaimasuhe is baba yaha. You missed the joke

    • @blaidddrwg-ye9dy
      @blaidddrwg-ye9dy 8 місяців тому +1

      Hey ya made me chuckle dude

    • @DeadPool-pb2fi
      @DeadPool-pb2fi 8 місяців тому

      Jhony is the one that kill Baba Yaga 😂

    • @bensmith5288
      @bensmith5288 8 місяців тому

      1 you are not funny . 2 it didn't even say baba yaga in the title. Are you stupid ?

  • @KristijanNovakovic
    @KristijanNovakovic 8 місяців тому

    Great video as usual but one huge annoyance - audio on all your videos is very very quiet :|

  • @imalonedik9903
    @imalonedik9903 8 місяців тому

    Reka, it means river in Serbian/Slavic

  • @andrewgarrison7485
    @andrewgarrison7485 8 місяців тому

    Apparently the demo is no longer available as of this video. sadness

  • @MrAgmoore
    @MrAgmoore 8 місяців тому

    Chicken 🐔 stew 🍲

  • @sisbonetta
    @sisbonetta 8 місяців тому +1

    U have a weed problem? I can suggest a great chemical. It's kinda what I do😊

  • @Tyfyss
    @Tyfyss 8 місяців тому +2

    This is giving me some Howl's Moving Castle vibes without the Calcifer.

  • @ericheft6184
    @ericheft6184 8 місяців тому

    Hey, lets play a game of pick a chicken!

  • @kevinmagee8185
    @kevinmagee8185 8 місяців тому

    And here I am not turning people's children into toads for free. Like an idiot.