28:05 This is the best part about this podcast for me, the fact Matt called that out without even looking and that Chris followed through so quickly is so fucking priceless. They're so brothers.
🤘🏼fuck yeah, Sunday dude. To the restaurant girl, I spent a decade being a hardcore heroin addict. From 19-30 yrs old. I’m 35 now. I have worked in all the restaurants, all the factories all construction, landscaping, and labor jobs. It took me a long time to learn this because my self-esteem is bullshit. The promotion was given to you because you ARE better, and SHOULD have authority over the rest. However, due to our capacity of rockbottom, as well as our acute awareness that NOBODY is actually better than anyone else, we prefer to mind our own business and not worry about what anybody else is doing. As a manager of other ppl, you ARE actually above them as far as the restaurant goes and you gotta set some boundaries. It sucks. Eventually, you need to work for yourself, doing something you like doing
I love seeing comments like this. You’re not only engaging with one of the submissions- you’re also giving good advice. AND you’re being kind while doing it. AND, perhaps most importantly, you opened with ‘fuck yeah, Sunday dude’, implying that you love this show. Checkin all the important boxes!
Thanks man… I just related to that super specific predicament, mindset, low self esteem, and literally every other square inch of her situation. As always… bing bong
You guys are my two favorite "paranormal-associated" people 😊 Thank you for the consistent uploads and having Katrina on as often as possible. I could listen to you guys chat about your experiences, both paranormal and life variety, all day. Thanks again ❤
Chris is very right about Madison, WI. I lived there for a summer during an internship I had. I absolutely hated the job/internship, but the city of Madison was absolutely killer. Really a slept on city
Dang man there is hope u can pull yourself out of it. U gotta take the right actions to better yourself tho. I can attest to the fact that you can have a good life after drugs
I don’t respond to comments on UA-cam but this one made me sad especially after watching some videos on your channel-you’re so talented and obviously have a big heart and seem like you care deeply. I’m sorry for whatever you’re going through and I truly hope you feel better soon. 🤍
23:24 HOLY SHIT, I was cleaning up, with this in the background and I just had the hardest laugh in fucking MONTHS. I'm about to binge the entire show 😂
The deal with that submission with the car warming up - what I understood was that she was in a parking spot head on, and the car parked opposite her (also head on) needed a jump. So she moved the girl's car so that she can get a jump from her friend bc otherwise, she couldn't get to the engine. And definitely don't touch my car ! Thanks !
37:25 I have ended friendships over this. Literally just walked off and never called that friend again. I HATE when people just pop out their phones and force a video on me and the video is something horrific or obsene or shocking. Bro wtf??? Does this happen to others???
At 40:00 about leaving your vehicle running unattended. I leave my car running all the time and walk off. 1. It's Remote start like everyone elses and the keys are on me. 2. You turn it off, your joyride is over (yay good job), 3. Theres like 10 bucks worth of gas in it and my car gets 17 mpg so your not going far probably. Even if you do stop for gas, its tuned for high octane so im positive you will get the wrong fuel and send it into an oblivion of misfires which puts you on the side of the road. 4. I have insurance for reasons including theft, Insurance company pays more typically than selling it so thanks for the payday. 5. Bad gas mileage like I said so cranking cost more than leaving it idle to go into the store. 6. Carjackings happen daily, they hotwire or even jam the ignition so really what does it even matter if its running or not? if thieves are gonna take it, they will. 7. Lastly, thats a gamble on your own life, do you know if im watching? Do you know if i have a pew pew? Only 7 states that can't have that and there isn't an illegal state touching any of my neighboring states..Gang gang, bang bang welcome to the holler ;)
51:50 - had a friend like that too, his guts blood supply stopped (ischemia) and he died in the hospital at 25. I ditched him as a friend about 1 year before that happened. Sad people...
29:36 = Things that didn't happen. "Hi, my name is Paris" - end of conversation.. nobody will respond with "but what's your real name".. and then absolutely nobody would say "what does it mean".. and then absolutely nobody on earth over the age of 13 would make a sexual joke.
Honestly you guys should let people submit submissions that are “gripes” cause most these submissions are gripes and they make up some question lol. And you guys go on about how annoying it is and then be like. You just gotta tell them. But if they complained about a gripe and you guys went into detail about the gripe then bam. We got a show.
So i looked it up, its the Dr. Unger and he won the "Ignoble Prize" for cracking his knuckles for 60 years. its a play on words of the Nobel Prize. "Ignoble" means "not honorable in character or purpose". Its a satirical prize awarded to celebrate scientific achievments that "first make people laugh, and then think". Their words, not mine. But yeah 👍
WOOOWWWWW SHE CANNOT BE SERIOUS Ican’t believe that redhead version of Paul Dano as a woman thought it was okay to comment on Chris’s body and confidence like that!!! So mean. Chris looks super healthy and it’s hilarious when he talks about how his shoulders go on for days (they do). He gets me pumped to workout too! That’s not backwards body dysmorphia, it’s having fun with yourself and normalizing being excited about working on your body.
All Paris has to do is just say "it means 'bird'." There is no need to mention the specific "Swallow." maybe just give them the actual genus and species name if you so desire to go into such depth...
Hey there! Girl who submitted the video here 🙋🏻♀️ unfortunately, people ask afterwards “what kind of bird is it?” And that’s how it gets to that point lol 😂
45:22 Can someone make a compilation of Matt’s inspirational monologues over the course of different episodes, with like the Rocky training montage song over it, or like “No Easy Way Out” by Robert Tepper lightly playing in the background. Thanks.
Dolph Lundgren did say this movie quote in 'Dark Angel' (1990) when he played Jack Caine- Talec : I come in peace. Jack Caine : And you go in pieces, asshole.
Wait, does anyone else just want to add the one small detail to the running car thing? I wouldn't do it at a hotel, BUT I do this (being from Ontario Canada) in the morning before work.. ONLY BECAUSE my car is push to start SO I start it and turn on the heat and THEN when I get out I LOCK IT and take the keys with me. I just so badly wanted this trick to be put out there. I get the stare down from neighbours all the time because they think I'm leaving it running and open for stealing but it's not!! Anyway. Lol.. suh. Narcotic. Suh. Deeper. LOVE THE POD❤ and congratulations ❤ baby for life just workin on that log cabin ❤❤
Watching this podcast since the jump and Matt (also Chris) is wrong absolutely all the time without any doubt he is right. About simple facts even. Im howling that Matt goes on and on about people who are wrong and think they are right. Its part of life, we are all learning. How does he not realize he is fallible like all of us?
Nothing like a an adult male near his fifties wearing earrings, getting off on posing as a therapist telling you about what history is or things that aren’t true solely because he doesn’t believe it hahahaha. Can’t decide if Matt is big bird because of the yellow or his nose lol
My nostrils are open… and so is my heart. Sundays are for Lifeline, and I’M LOCKED IN.
What is the nasal product?!
28:05 This is the best part about this podcast for me, the fact Matt called that out without even looking and that Chris followed through so quickly is so fucking priceless. They're so brothers.
🤙🏼
The shadow ban is over boys! Road to 1 mill and 1 bill
Almost like... It never existed at all. Channels simply fall in in and out of favour with the algorithm.
I didn’t notice. They been on my feed
That's dope but how do you know it's not being blocked anymore
@@samjonesj1sits been under 600k for years, never got over 596k, a weird number to stay on, now all of a sudden over 600k for the first time ever
Weird how he dropped so many and then a week or so ago I saw it was 602k. 607k now. MOVING UP
🤘🏼fuck yeah, Sunday dude. To the restaurant girl, I spent a decade being a hardcore heroin addict. From 19-30 yrs old. I’m 35 now. I have worked in all the restaurants, all the factories all construction, landscaping, and labor jobs. It took me a long time to learn this because my self-esteem is bullshit. The promotion was given to you because you ARE better, and SHOULD have authority over the rest. However, due to our capacity of rockbottom, as well as our acute awareness that NOBODY is actually better than anyone else, we prefer to mind our own business and not worry about what anybody else is doing. As a manager of other ppl, you ARE actually above them as far as the restaurant goes and you gotta set some boundaries. It sucks. Eventually, you need to work for yourself, doing something you like doing
very well put!
Thank you
I love seeing comments like this. You’re not only engaging with one of the submissions- you’re also giving good advice. AND you’re being kind while doing it. AND, perhaps most importantly, you opened with ‘fuck yeah, Sunday dude’, implying that you love this show.
Checkin all the important boxes!
Thanks man… I just related to that super specific predicament, mindset, low self esteem, and literally every other square inch of her situation.
As always… bing bong
from 583k to 607k in a week?!?!?
Bro too many bots on UA-cam
600k subs…..60k views 🤔
The Algo decides. Respect the Algo - or else
They bought them
They really purchased subscribers 😂
Last question was the best one so far on the show... He should get an award for asking it
New Lifeline Luxury drops tomorrow! patreon.com/lifelineluxury
I look forward to this podcast every Sunday!
Black Dahlia Murder fucking rocks...shout out to anyone that saw the album cover and knows what's up....
Old BDM for sure. Unhallowed and prior. Shout out to you nonetheless
I appreciate the silly levity you two add to my life! Thank you 🧡
TEN HUT cracked me up so bad
You guys are my two favorite "paranormal-associated" people 😊
Thank you for the consistent uploads and having Katrina on as often as possible.
I could listen to you guys chat about your experiences, both paranormal and life variety, all day.
Thanks again ❤
What are you talking about bruv
Lifeline is a highlight of my life.. you decide what you think about that.
You are witless and not very smart?
Please never stop making this show❤️
It matters because it sets an example for how to move forward and be productive. Getting promoted.
yeeeeeeeh boiiis! Broke 600k FINALLY. LIFE FREAKING RIPS!
Chris is very right about Madison, WI. I lived there for a summer during an internship I had. I absolutely hated the job/internship, but the city of Madison was absolutely killer. Really a slept on city
Absolute non stop death laughter during the entire rest in pieces discussion
I can’t wait to see you on Saturday in Kitchener Ontario !! ❤❤❤
Love the pod. The rest in pieces had me rolling
600K AAAAHYESSSS
28:00 thank you so much for the ace Ventura reference ❤
Here for the early babies Bing bing 💜
I think you meant bing bong genius 😮
Dude that rest in pieces bit fucking levelled me. Legendary
Struggling with crippling addiction but life rips regardless
Dang man there is hope u can pull yourself out of it. U gotta take the right actions to better yourself tho. I can attest to the fact that you can have a good life after drugs
You'll get through it, bro
I had to get arrested. Everyone hast their own rbottoms
Thanks fellas, means a lot
I don’t respond to comments on UA-cam but this one made me sad especially after watching some videos on your channel-you’re so talented and obviously have a big heart and seem like you care deeply. I’m sorry for whatever you’re going through and I truly hope you feel better soon. 🤍
Spot on as always lads!! ❤
I used to struggle but recently things have been falling into place and life has become a happy place.
so good to hear my man keep moving forward 🦾
My manager comes to my desk and will ask me to pull up a video to watch that he wants me to see. It's so. Fucking. Annoying.
It's so fucking annoying that I pretty much will not like the video no matter what it is. Even a video that I would like if I discovered it myself.
23:24 HOLY SHIT, I was cleaning up, with this in the background and I just had the hardest laugh in fucking MONTHS.
I'm about to binge the entire show 😂
I love you!! Oh so much! Brotherly love, it's a family thing lol!
The deal with that submission with the car warming up - what I understood was that she was in a parking spot head on, and the car parked opposite her (also head on) needed a jump. So she moved the girl's car so that she can get a jump from her friend bc otherwise, she couldn't get to the engine. And definitely don't touch my car ! Thanks !
37:25 I have ended friendships over this. Literally just walked off and never called that friend again. I HATE when people just pop out their phones and force a video on me and the video is something horrific or obsene or shocking. Bro wtf??? Does this happen to others???
At 40:00 about leaving your vehicle running unattended.
I leave my car running all the time and walk off. 1. It's Remote start like everyone elses and the keys are on me. 2. You turn it off, your joyride is over (yay good job), 3. Theres like 10 bucks worth of gas in it and my car gets 17 mpg so your not going far probably. Even if you do stop for gas, its tuned for high octane so im positive you will get the wrong fuel and send it into an oblivion of misfires which puts you on the side of the road. 4. I have insurance for reasons including theft, Insurance company pays more typically than selling it so thanks for the payday. 5. Bad gas mileage like I said so cranking cost more than leaving it idle to go into the store. 6. Carjackings happen daily, they hotwire or even jam the ignition so really what does it even matter if its running or not? if thieves are gonna take it, they will. 7. Lastly, thats a gamble on your own life, do you know if im watching? Do you know if i have a pew pew? Only 7 states that can't have that and there isn't an illegal state touching any of my neighboring states..Gang gang, bang bang welcome to the holler ;)
51:50 - had a friend like that too, his guts blood supply stopped (ischemia) and he died in the hospital at 25.
I ditched him as a friend about 1 year before that happened. Sad people...
Also the 'abridged art of war' written by Matt and Chris I would buy, ingest and action...
Matt is funny af.❤️ love you.
29:36 = Things that didn't happen. "Hi, my name is Paris" - end of conversation.. nobody will respond with "but what's your real name".. and then absolutely nobody would say "what does it mean".. and then absolutely nobody on earth over the age of 13 would make a sexual joke.
Agree with Matt. It looks just a little too short when Chris gets a fresh cut. Go more often is the solution.
Nah the solution is to laser it off and get a wig.
girl no one is asking what kind of bird
Love this show so much
Love ya, brothers:)🦩
To anyone who hasn’t seen Matt’s new pod…it’s faaantastic. Great idea for a show!
Honestly you guys should let people submit submissions that are “gripes” cause most these submissions are gripes and they make up some question lol. And you guys go on about how annoying it is and then be like. You just gotta tell them. But if they complained about a gripe and you guys went into detail about the gripe then bam. We got a show.
Love you two thanks yet again
Yo! Love you guys!!!!
Bing Bing Bong, Pimpin Pimpin 🔥 BOO YAH BOO YAH AND BOO YAH 🔥 Yoodeeyodeeyulggyullgooodeeoo!! We love you both ❤
I ♥️ Matthew & Christian!
S’Ellie D’elia
Love you guys!
Love you guys
'if you listen real close, you can hear your hair saying that' 3:26 🤣
From my experience in the restaurant industry, I can confidently say recovering addicts run shit like the NAVY dude
puts on glasses turns into a different person................... british accent ** "thats not true" LMAO 53:05
The woman at the 20 minute mark, is such a boss!!
Chris just invented the phrase Beaucoup Bucks! And somehow sent it back in time 40 years.
For a bit before 46:00 and after Matt is really pulling off the Pa Rappa the Rapper energy 🤣🤣
"HE SAAD!" 😂😂😂😂
So i looked it up, its the Dr. Unger and he won the "Ignoble Prize" for cracking his knuckles for 60 years.
its a play on words of the Nobel Prize.
"Ignoble" means "not honorable in character or purpose".
Its a satirical prize awarded to celebrate scientific achievments that "first make people laugh, and then think".
Their words, not mine.
But yeah 👍
WOOOWWWWW SHE CANNOT BE SERIOUS Ican’t believe that redhead version of Paul Dano as a woman thought it was okay to comment on Chris’s body and confidence like that!!! So mean.
Chris looks super healthy and it’s hilarious when he talks about how his shoulders go on for days (they do). He gets me pumped to workout too! That’s not backwards body dysmorphia, it’s having fun with yourself and normalizing being excited about working on your body.
35:02 Will Sasso as Arnold Schwarzenegger
Yeah let’s go!!!!!
Go into work the next day, and say I tried to be your friend bbuuttt…😂😂
All Paris has to do is just say "it means 'bird'." There is no need to mention the specific "Swallow."
maybe just give them the actual genus and species name if you so desire to go into such depth...
There is literally no reason for her to tell people that her name means swallow, just say bird. It’s pretty damn simple
Hey there! Girl who submitted the video here 🙋🏻♀️ unfortunately, people ask afterwards “what kind of bird is it?” And that’s how it gets to that point lol 😂
@@parisg.8093 Then just say its kind of a sparrow! 😅
44:15 Matt has no beanie and then 10 seconds later he has a beanie 😂😂😂 tripped me out
45:22
Can someone make a compilation of Matt’s inspirational monologues over the course of different episodes, with like the Rocky training montage song over it, or like “No Easy Way Out” by Robert Tepper lightly playing in the background. Thanks.
Its in the way that you use it! 🎶
Cheers boys
Leaving a comment to bump the algorithm ❤
Soccer style kicker!
Just like my bff Tony always says - 😂 You'rrrrrree Grrrrrrrreat
eh s'sick init
What’s good my boys
Loved the guy that called in abou the car running she left it for a half hour unattended
Killed it funny style
Dolph Lundgren did say this movie quote in 'Dark Angel' (1990) when he played Jack Caine-
Talec : I come in peace. Jack Caine : And you go in pieces, asshole.
I clapped at the Rest in Pieces reveal too lol
Wait, does anyone else just want to add the one small detail to the running car thing? I wouldn't do it at a hotel, BUT I do this (being from Ontario Canada) in the morning before work.. ONLY BECAUSE my car is push to start SO I start it and turn on the heat and THEN when I get out I LOCK IT and take the keys with me. I just so badly wanted this trick to be put out there. I get the stare down from neighbours all the time because they think I'm leaving it running and open for stealing but it's not!!
Anyway. Lol.. suh. Narcotic. Suh. Deeper.
LOVE THE POD❤ and congratulations ❤ baby for life just workin on that log cabin ❤❤
My car can remote start from 15 ft away. I turn it on from inside my house and let it warm up before I even go outside.
4:22 I swear to God they talk like 2 pigeons that were turned into human brothers🤣😂😂
Funniest episode ever,!!!! Congratulations included.
Watching this podcast since the jump and Matt (also Chris) is wrong absolutely all the time without any doubt he is right. About simple facts even. Im howling that Matt goes on and on about people who are wrong and think they are right. Its part of life, we are all learning. How does he not realize he is fallible like all of us?
AhhhhYEEEES !!!!
Is Bill on tap for ep 100 or what?!
While squinting my eyes i say "ohhhh i rove rife rine"
Eyyyyyyyy Madison and Green Bay! 🎉🎉🎉 go pack go!
Matt reminding me of PaRappa the Rapper once he put that beanie on
Can somebody pleaaaasssee tell me what episode was the one with the Italian court? That episode was so good
Dry thumbs on newspaper. Why does that bother me so bad
Hate it 😖
Matt looking like a mom from the 90's
Did anyone peep the nostril opener brand I need this in my life Matt stop gatekeeping 😂😱
ily ily
Nothing like a an adult male near his fifties wearing earrings, getting off on posing as a therapist telling you about what history is or things that aren’t true solely because he doesn’t believe it hahahaha. Can’t decide if Matt is big bird because of the yellow or his nose lol
The truth comes out 😂
Agreed. I'm paris.....oh,is that your real name?
YES!!!
Moving on
Chris looks like he teased his bangs
You look like the sand people from dune with those nose things in 🤣
18:47 looooooooooooooooooool the ye joke
Yay your gonna be in Madison🎉🎉
Rest in pieces- Saliva
Good song..
Yay !
Sup fellas!
BRO AL LEITER😂😂😂