I wake up every morning at 5am to go to my boring job that doesn’t pay a lot , but this morning I spent it dying in laughter because of you two, thanks for making my morning fun.
I agree Chris. I guess essence is kind of like when you put your sweaty gym socks in the duffle bag with your clean shirt and your shirt gets the essence of your socks.
The subtle humor Chris drops on this show is so understated and hilarious to pair with his big, broader antics. For example, when they were talking about this nose ring. Chris’ lines: I don’t know, I might THEN immediately shifts gears into “not me” was so gd funny
Chris' QVC impression is my absolute favourite 🤣 the louder the funnier. I didn't think the episode could get any better but it did! I think this one might be the best ever, my cheeks hurt 😆
Urban dictionary definition of La Croix : Literally carbonated water that tastes like it was made next to someone who thought about a fruit. Half a second of delicious flavor, and 10 minutes of a disgusting metallic-tasting aftertaste in your mouth
I. Was. LAUGHING. with you boys today!!!!!!! When you got the giggles I was doubled over with laughs, tears running down my face while I did dishes. Love you guys, merry Christmas
i love that Chris is sooo funny & Matt, his brother, is sooo irritated by it! 😂 makes Chris THAT much more FUNNNNNNYYYYYYY 😂😂😂😂 also, im starting to see y Chris has an insecurity of thinking he's 'not smart enough.' ... thanks Matt. 👍🏾🤦🏾♀️
I can't believe this podcast is where I found out Waiting had a DVD sequel without Ryan Reynolds and Justin Long....and it's exactly what you'd expect.
“Is there something I’ve said that aligns with your version of reality?”… I feel that this has been the stance Matt has had to take with Chris since day dot.
My dad is from the south and he refers to his parents as mommy and daddy. He always has. His dad passed when he was young so that’s all he ever called him while he was alive. His mom lived to a much older age, but he still called her mommy. I’ve never thought about it being weird until today lol.
By SC I mean a very popular used chat app if you can guess 🙂 but the comment gets deleted if you type it out fully, im from the UK and would be cool to know someone from the US especially if we both love Chris, chocolate croissants clip has gotta be my favourite 😂
Dear Chris, The reason you were more sore after 134 pull ups than 50 is because you accumulate fatigue the more you do a movement. This means more muscle damage and therefore a stronger inflammatory response causing more pain. Even if you do the same movement you do every workout, it’s the volume of reps that cause the soreness. Love how into lifting you are, it’s a very healthy and life prolonging habit 💪🏻❤️
Duuude, I feel you 1000% on the la criox thing and anything else that advertises products like “it’s just water bro” Hey, La Crocs. pick one. Are you water or flavored battery acid?
Wow...Chris seriously killing the pod when he goes into his lame workout rants! Never stopping! Fighting the desire but also giving into the desire! Rome wasn't built in a day!! Never dying! Perserverance!! Never quitting!! And now I got bigger muscles!! People less hungry yet??!!!!
I think a good question would be . How do they make "essents" chocolate , caramel , vanilla . I have a feeling the boil it down and extract the essence or vapor . Like leave the dryer fruit but take all the moisture out and filter that till you have a clear form or some shi . But if they extract the essence or soul of the fruit and it's lateral then they could use the natural essence to flavour the carbonated water a.k.47 Cancer 🦀
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I've heard Chris do QVC like 12 different times. I cant imagine how many times Matt has heard it. And everyone just waits for it to end hahah. Love it
Dude, his QVC bit is fucking gold. 😂 I grew up watching my mom and grandmother QVC shop, and his impersonation is spot-on. 🤣
It juuuuuuust got me.
I remember hearing his qvc voice on a podcast and I skipped 10mins forward and he was still doing it
its literally my fav thing he does
maaaan only 2 more episodes to conclude the year of the bing bong I can't believe it
😂
Eheh😊
God the last 15 minutes might be the best example of sibling/sibling goofing around I've seen. Absolutely loved it
13:00 th minute was a pretty good example aswell
I wake up every morning at 5am to go to my boring job that doesn’t pay a lot , but this morning I spent it dying in laughter because of you two, thanks for making my morning fun.
The best !! The movie voice ! Hysterical. They were so funny, damn love them !
Matt’s face when Chris is monologuing about being a dad 😂
S'jealous.
@@gqedpbeicqnah it's annoying how much he does it 😂
So good lol 😂
Delia really saved that chamillonaire bit by riding it through to the end.
That shit was endless 😂
Can I get some curry curry! 😂😂😂
Can I get some curry curry! 😂😂😂
They are both Delia
@@remodz6385 nah Matt is Delia’s brother
“Deleting a memory” guy… HOW are you saying everything and NOTHINGGGG at the same time!! My god I felt Chris on that one 😂😂
Dude that guy was insane. He looked like he was enjoying the smell of his own farts the whole time
Chris’s face and “what is this guy even saying?” Had me rollinggggg
literally came here just to say that guy SUUUUUUCKS
"gonna kick our asses the way he said that" made me spit up my drink lol 36:03
I love that Chris called Matt a little brother. Every episode I think “Matt is the most younger sibling that a younger sibling could be.” 😂
*Chris in his particularly annoying mood and Matt rolling with it the whole ep even though he drank his Perrier had me dying*
His infomercial bit needs to stop, he does it every other episode and he does it for way too long
I'm an Indian and I agree Slumdog Millionaire shouldn't have gotten an Oscar! Also the Chamillionaire bit was hilarious 😂
I agree Chris. I guess essence is kind of like when you put your sweaty gym socks in the duffle bag with your clean shirt and your shirt gets the essence of your socks.
Omfg I actually laughed so fucking hard this entire episode 🤣🤣🤣
the way that i have absolutely abused the rewind button to go back to 11:50 for the chamillionaire bit over and over again....😂
The subtle humor Chris drops on this show is so understated and hilarious to pair with his big, broader antics.
For example, when they were talking about this nose ring. Chris’ lines: I don’t know, I might THEN immediately shifts gears into “not me” was so gd funny
No one makes Chris laugh harder than himself and Matt.
And Callen
This might be my favorite episode solely for the Tony Robins bit at the end 😂😂😂
I think this is one of the most rip roaring episodes of the year of the bing bong 😂 I died the whole time.
Chris' QVC impression is my absolute favourite 🤣 the louder the funnier. I didn't think the episode could get any better but it did! I think this one might be the best ever, my cheeks hurt 😆
As soon as Chris said “you’re not going to want to know this” i knew it was gonna be a gym story
Gah. How drop dead GORGEOUS and lovely was the British actahhh?
Heart eye emojeee
Urban dictionary definition of La Croix :
Literally carbonated water that tastes like it was made next to someone who thought about a fruit. Half a second of delicious flavor, and 10 minutes of a disgusting metallic-tasting aftertaste in your mouth
I want chris's laugh for my ringtone! I can listen to him laugh all day.
You have problems?
I could watch you two sausages killing each other laughing all day long; thanks for the great episode.
I can confidently say that this is hands down the funniest episode of podcasting I have ever listened to. I looked like an absolute maniac on the bus.
Matt: Is there anyone to call?
Chris: Ghostbusters
Made me laugh til I cried 😂
Right. Still laughing. And Matt gets so mad. Loll
54:18 is the most lost your mind moment lolol
Was brushing my teeth during that slumdog chamillionaire bit and it was so tough💀
I was rollin 🤣
this is absolutely one of my favorite episodes - from start to finish absolutely hilarious 😂😂
Right. Omg. Was laughing hard !!
The hysterical laughing kills me I love it so much
“I get dizzy all the time. It’s normal” omg nonono 😂 me with chest pains
I. Was. LAUGHING. with you boys today!!!!!!! When you got the giggles I was doubled over with laughs, tears running down my face while I did dishes. Love you guys, merry Christmas
Chris looks and sounds like johnny Knoxville when he laughs 😂
We NEED Matt to identify when Chris makes him angry every time. "Annnnd pissed" was PERFECT 😂
i love that Chris is sooo funny & Matt, his brother, is sooo irritated by it! 😂 makes Chris THAT much more FUNNNNNNYYYYYYY 😂😂😂😂 also, im starting to see y Chris has an insecurity of thinking he's 'not smart enough.' ... thanks Matt. 👍🏾🤦🏾♀️
My abs are sore from laughing at "1-800-CITY" 🤣🤣🤣
Bro it’s hilarious when Chris does bits throughout ngl
I will never know what fracking is either!!!
Bro the Tony Robbin’s bit sent me dude
Chris was hilarious / delusional this episode more than average. 😂
This is one of the best ones ever. The Tony Robbins things had me in actual tears laughing.
Duuuuuuude… Hair salesman so butt hurt you didn’t jump on his hair offer. Soooooo butt hurt it’s hilarious😂
😂 Rowing dirty finish the song up at the gym on the rowing machine lmao❤
The Tony Robbins bit made me laugh so much. Man, that was hilarious.
I just got laid off for a few weeks yesterday right before Christmas LIFELINE ALWAYS LIGHTS MY DAY UP!!!
I rewound the multiples of 6 bit too many times. 😂😂. Great show, guys.
24:55 chris' pose for what the frack 😂
Yooooordan...
With the SLAYM!!! (high pitched voice)
so off topic, late ,and not being used anymore but I still say it randomly cuz I love it.
That Chamillionaire omg I was rolling
I was listening on Spotify but had to come see the pullup segment on video 😂
Good GOD, was this a silly goose time.
I can't believe this podcast is where I found out Waiting had a DVD sequel without Ryan Reynolds and Justin Long....and it's exactly what you'd expect.
When they’re dying about Tony Robbins, such a pure, hilarious moment❤😂
This is my favorite Podcast… Both brothers are comic geniuses 😎🇺🇸
18:51 Chris saying ghostbusters and Matt’s response absolutely took me out. Tears. Stomach hurts.
Ohhh boy startin off hot with the QVC bit 🤣🤣
If you ain't fifth youre last
The shit at the end killed me 😭 😂
“Is there something I’ve said that aligns with your version of reality?”…
I feel that this has been the stance Matt has had to take with Chris since day dot.
My dad is from the south and he refers to his parents as mommy and daddy. He always has. His dad passed when he was young so that’s all he ever called him while he was alive. His mom lived to a much older age, but he still called her mommy. I’ve never thought about it being weird until today lol.
Hilarious episode. Didn't really need the validation seeking submissions. Chris n Mike had me rollin. Went to work late finishing the episode. ❤
Holy fuck I’m crying. 😂😂😂
“Gotta get some indigestion”
😂😂😂😂
Chris is out of control on this one Chamillionare bit 😂
One of the silliest episodes in a long time GEHGEHGEHGEH GHE GEH
To the British guy, come to the US and I’ll be your sugar mama 😂
SC Ryan underscore ostell
By SC I mean a very popular used chat app if you can guess 🙂 but the comment gets deleted if you type it out fully, im from the UK and would be cool to know someone from the US especially if we both love Chris, chocolate croissants clip has gotta be my favourite 😂
Chris laughs so much harder than Matt does at his own jokes
Matt was on fire this Ep!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
Dear Chris,
The reason you were more sore after 134 pull ups than 50 is because you accumulate fatigue the more you do a movement. This means more muscle damage and therefore a stronger inflammatory response causing more pain. Even if you do the same movement you do every workout, it’s the volume of reps that cause the soreness. Love how into lifting you are, it’s a very healthy and life prolonging habit 💪🏻❤️
Duuude, I feel you 1000% on the la criox thing and anything else that advertises products like “it’s just water bro”
Hey, La Crocs. pick one. Are you water or flavored battery acid?
Chris, suddenly wakes up from his bed at 4am in the night and yells - "i need fries with my burger!! what the fuck?!"
Bro I lost it with the indian ridin dirty😂
For the curb parking video, put out a sign that says something about "violators will be towed" then call the tow truck
that last guy is an actor in london. that hair is glorious
I could listen to an entire one-hour Tony Robbins-themed Lifeline episode EASILY
This is the first episode that I realized Private Record would be on its own channel and not on supergood. Subbed!! Can’t wait!!!
the last 25 min 😂 hysterical
My favorite episode I was laughing at the airport gate like an idiot
Matt looks like sleepy Ryan Gosling
This is the most lifeline episode. ON FIYYAA BABY!!
I’ve spent no less than 10 hours watching this 1 ep. So hilarious… if you guys ever read this ❤
Matt looks really good with the brown, gold earring, and rings this ep
Chris's hair looks so crazy!
They do announcement for their other stuff for soooo long it’s hilarious
Can't listen with headphones because you keep banging the table 😢
That might be the funniest first 12 mins Chris has done all year
Matt Damon in the movie where he’s a knight with a mullet
The most brotherly episode of all of them honestly
Wow...Chris seriously killing the pod when he goes into his lame workout rants! Never stopping! Fighting the desire but also giving into the desire! Rome wasn't built in a day!! Never dying! Perserverance!! Never quitting!! And now I got bigger muscles!! People less hungry yet??!!!!
Chris I love your unsolicited working-out stats 😆😆😆
I was fucking dying when he was doing his salesman pitch for La Croix
Love that the ep is atleast an hour this time
Just watched Stillwater last night and Matt Damon killed it
lmaaoooo died at the Chamillionaire remix
As someone whol lived in India for 12 years i can´t begin to tell you how ridiculous that Slumdawg Chamillionaire was. Duuuuuuuude xD
I think a good question would be . How do they make "essents" chocolate , caramel , vanilla . I have a feeling the boil it down and extract the essence or vapor . Like leave the dryer fruit but take all the moisture out and filter that till you have a clear form or some shi . But if they extract the essence or soul of the fruit and it's lateral then they could use the natural essence to flavour the carbonated water a.k.47 Cancer 🦀
It's a vibe
You two are beyond great together! Your conversations are classic! I love them and both of you! ❤
Chris, please YELL LOUDER with the Croix water description, HA!
Directly after the podcast, I went to watch the 2 Legit 2 Quit video. It's almost 15 minutes long but, well worth the energy and nostalgia! 🔥
shoutout to the only person who asked Chris if he was okay when he said he got dizzy 🥺