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"You just care about the fake cartoon tater tots that you look at when you yank-a-dank when you're typing in prompts on your computer." - Vote Matt D'Elia 2024
I also don't listen to music but I have a lot of songs memorized. He even admits he does sometimes listen to music. He just doesn't do it the way most people do. I might listen to 10 minutes of music a week. My girl has hours. That's what he means
Ca 38:00 from "orchestring an orgy" to a few seconds later "wrong voice!", Chris just had me leaning backwards laughing towards the roof in the supermarket 😂😂 Fire episode, thank you guys
39:00 - easier/quicker than using a video compressor or uploading to instagram stories, etc, just go into camera settings on your phone and select the option to record your videos in 720p instead of 1080/4K
😂😂😂 bro I was watching this like an hour ago put it on pause came back was looking at the comments read your as this was going down lmao that would have been the perfect time for the little sound but😂 hilarious
Is it just me or is Chris just describing a Coach Hines Mad TV Skit at 37:44. He worked at an ice cream shop and had to sing when he got a tip from Bobby Lee.
Can someone please tell me the episode where they are arguing about the fact that they knew something before the other one did, and it eventually ended up with one of them saying: "I knew it in grandpa Bam's balls"? That shit killed me and i want to re-hear it. 😂
I feel Subway girl’s pain - I always get shit for getting just chicken and rice in my chipotle burrito. Just gotta own it. Also, is Chris wearing a Periphery shirt?
I love how Matt would never choose to even address such a cock sucking fucker as this commenter on his show because the only way they get attention is by being a big meanie head lil weenie man 🤏😞
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Matt shows up to the studio after a rave EVERY TIME!
Only to then rant. S'ironiiiccccc...
Hahahahah
LOL
“i can see what theyre doing here” when he hears music he doesnt like is freaking hilarious 🤣
When I tell you I’m hungover every Sunday and need this podcast, I mean it.
Ya know what? I believe you.
Wait a minute. Am I you??
Splif, coffee type of Sunday 🤲🏽
I am also an alcoholic
S’alcoholic
This episode straight up unshackled me from my own mind.
the main reason i listen eeeeyesssss dude!
You lost your mind?!?!?!?
Do you need help finding it? I have a cousin that is a private detective if you are near Estonia? 🇪🇪
"Whoops, I scooped it up" needs merch
I love it when chris yells
The editing is getting interesting, the zoom in on "I have therapy"😂 and other little things adds without being too much, eh s'nice !🎉
"You just care about the fake cartoon tater tots that you look at when you yank-a-dank when you're typing in prompts on your computer."
- Vote Matt D'Elia 2024
That sentence has never been uttered before in the history of humanity.
LMAOOOOOOOOO
“A bank robber” got me good 🤣🤣
anyone else feel like lifeline has been firing on all cylinders recently? 💥
Today is my birthday!! Yay! New lifeline episode! Bing bong bing bong boo-yah boo-yah, Aaaannd boo-yah! TLLLL! Hehe!! 😉
Happy Birthday in the comments!!! 🎉
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOBBY LEE 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉BOBBY LEE? YUR A SCORPIO?♏️ 😮
HBD!!!!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday from OZ maaate 😃🍻
6:00 “I think about things that come into my head” a robotttttttttttt 😂😂😂 (in chris’ voice)
Chris GPT
@Isvvx good one😂
For someone who doesn't listen to music chris has a lot of songs memorized
He also knows a ton about baseball for a person who doesn't watch the sport
Suspicious isn’t it🤔
I'nit!
I also don't listen to music but I have a lot of songs memorized. He even admits he does sometimes listen to music. He just doesn't do it the way most people do. I might listen to 10 minutes of music a week. My girl has hours. That's what he means
Songs are everywhere, always on social media, around irl asw. If you have friends who listen to music asw you'll hear loads. Don't think hes lying tbh
Cream stone ice cone is my favorite thing Chris has said
Same, laughed so hard!
Chris' reaction to "Yeah bombing" like Matt's been reading something 🤣😂
56:55
- It must look like Gandalf 😂😂😂
Matt is soooo on point about hitting on women and of course Chris brings the funny! Great episode so funny
I like hat Chris, but it makes him look 16. Youngest man alive.
I like hat, s’foreign
So judgemental!!!!
Unusually broad shoulders for such a youthful looking man. Like the White Cliffs of Dover when they were 44 years old.
@@Jukelikesgames did the same thing while reading it😂
He looks his age but went to the skate park at 16 and never left
I'm only halfway through and this is already the best episode of Lifeline.
🤙🏼
Couple years is CRAZY Matt!
Chris "Ahguhgagoffee onthawayer."
Matt shows up to the studio after waking up in a 1993 Astro van in the back alley
Ca 38:00 from "orchestring an orgy" to a few seconds later "wrong voice!", Chris just had me leaning backwards laughing towards the roof in the supermarket 😂😂 Fire episode, thank you guys
"Ca"?
@Xpzilla as in "circa", like around that minute because it was several things in a short time that sent me
Nice I learned a new thing fuck yeahh dude
Totally agree. Gyms off limits 🤙🏻 unless she initiates it. Until then just focus on the gains 🤙🏻
Scoops I did it again
I’m finally caught up…watched every single episode from episode 1 lol I love it here 🫶🏾❤️
Hell yeah!!!
The title of this ep should be "Phill Buster"!!!
Bob E. Pins
Oh that’s true damn. We messed up.
“You’re being racist with my noises” 😂😂😂
47:50 😂 I love how he acts stories out and you know EXACTLY what’s going on.
47:48 their parents watch every episode, ya know? 😂
who wants to edit a compliation of every time chris plays dead
Stone Cold Steve Austin screams Italy 😂
One of my favourite shows on the internet.
Devastated we missed the start.
Yeah, this is the best one so far. I laughed so hard i panicked and ran to the police station?
I wanna leave with a sandwich with two things, tuna, and bread!
I use to get tuna on white all the time at subway
That is in fucking fact the hardest I’ve ever laughed 38:09
love relaxing & watching these
The teeth question was actually kinda shocking if true. Scabs and cant walk properly for a week? Why would you even let that happen?
Just sounded like a kid trying to be funny
I neeeeed this every week when it comes 😅🥲
33:15
We need the pickup lines the guy was asking for advice on what to say!!❤❤❤
44:30 😂😂 "We do NOT! In this house we do not bite"
39:00 - easier/quicker than using a video compressor or uploading to instagram stories, etc, just go into camera settings on your phone and select the option to record your videos in 720p instead of 1080/4K
Breakup girl from Orlando - in Florida the law is Joint and Several Liability. Legally he owes the full rent until the remainder of the lease.
At 7:56 Chris never looked better 🤩
"there's something about him"
Chris, you figured out the hat. Backwards is the move. ❤
The orgasm while running to the car and crashing 😂😂 hilarious
Chris is feeling that magic mind lmao
this podcast gets me through life
Matt I'm with you 100% about getting mad when I have to repeat myself. What's that all about bro why do we get mad about it? Lol
Great sandwich advice from Matt 💯
“A fucking ice cream parlor” lolll mattt
i have a feeling this is gonna be a good one
The ongoing unresolved amount of "yeahs" that chris says and how problematic it is for Matt is hilarious.
Chris was right that’s exactly what he said.
Long time listener, first time watcher:
40:00 - does Matt always do the crab hands when he is making a point?
I hope not!
❤ Whatever mood Chris was in that day
50:59 I mean, the worst question
Hater
Th’best internet show 🤙
31:15 isn’t that amazin’?
😂😂😂 bro I was watching this like an hour ago put it on pause came back was looking at the comments read your as this was going down lmao that would have been the perfect time for the little sound but😂 hilarious
Matt explaining to his brother who Otto von Bismarck is, while Chris is actually wearing his very helmet
Love you guys ❤
I get kind of plain orders pretty often, the subway one hit it right on the head, people act soooooo weird about a plain sandwich its insane
Is it just me or is Chris just describing a Coach Hines Mad TV Skit at 37:44. He worked at an ice cream shop and had to sing when he got a tip from Bobby Lee.
Chris looks dope af with a hat!
sick innit
49:38 😮 I've said "droove" for drove before 😂😂
Can someone please tell me the episode where they are arguing about the fact that they knew something before the other one did, and it eventually ended up with one of them saying: "I knew it in grandpa Bam's balls"? That shit killed me and i want to re-hear it. 😂
Hip hip - on an island on his chin - by weezer
I feel Subway girl’s pain - I always get shit for getting just chicken and rice in my chipotle burrito. Just gotta own it.
Also, is Chris wearing a Periphery shirt?
I love Matt's hat today. Even though Chris is wearing it 😅
Great hair day for both of yall 😊
42:34, you're welcome
new denim shirt Matt! we like it
Matt your hat makes me think of Ocean spray and that’s okay!
Chris yelling elates me
Been reading so many self help books 🤣
No girl wants to be hit on in any of those places that guy mentioned.
Chris looks great in a hat
I think Matt is trying to say TITorials, right?! Mo betta
Time to get up
Off*
@@SilencedLamb69ayooo
28:07 the most “gonna kick my ass” moment there has ever been on the show. Don’t know how Matt didn’t call it
28:07 lmfao this me fr
37:00 Uhohoh you got icecream 🔥 🪨 Uhohoh you got icecream 🔥 🪨
39:15 I agree with Chris!!! 😂 💯
Chris with a backwards hat is hot. Eleven min in "please put it back on!"
Chris I really want you to know that I really liked the robot friend date idea. Shits great. Don’t let anyone tell ya diffy 👌🏼
For the Tuna sandwich lady… just order ahead online and pick it up when you gets there?? So easy
It’s on a naval base so I can’t :/
37:18 dying 🤣😭🤣😭
“You’re being racist with my noises”
Should of named this episode “Shackles Of The Mind”
Cream stone ice cone 🤣🤣🤣
38:13 he asked what chris said
"do you trim your dugout?" oh my god
25:30 Donnie Walhburg's kid
Chris looks like the ship captain for the USS Chill
I love that Matt exclusively says "so beautiful" to the absolute monsters.
Lol nah hes said it to hot ones but this time ..... nah
Funny, but she wasn't a monster bro 😂
She was pretty nothing about her looked like a monster…
Why do I have to be an absolute monster? 🥲 I’m just a girl
I love how Matt would never choose to even address such a cock sucking fucker as this commenter on his show because the only way they get attention is by being a big meanie head lil weenie man 🤏😞
Haven’t checked in on Chris in a few years. Still alive I see.
These dudes like magicians or what? they change hats and outfits throughout the show lol sooo n’scure! 😅
Thank god someone else noticed. Matt is insufferable with his accoutrements change every 5 min