"Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka" | Kip Reacts to JonTron
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2023
- Fellow Legends, welcome! Today in the spirit of spooktober we dive into quite the interesting video with a comedic twist. Dan Aykroyd is quite the character, but he also apparently has a vodka attached to his name. Jon takes us on a journey through a spirit that's allegedly so pure that it's filtered through diamonds. Or, is it? What do you think of the Crystal Skull vodka? Have you tried it? What do you think of the marketing shown in this video? If you loved watching this as much as I did then I do absolutely recommend you go and check out the original video to show some support for the source material!
Original Channel: JonTronShow
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Original Video: Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka - JonTron
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"And then Dan came up with a suggestion. " has similar energy to "At first I thought he was joking, but then I realized that Mr. Kojima was serious."
"Kojima IS God Kojima IS God"- kaz
"And then Suda 51 said the game should just end with a round of Smash Bros."
Fun fact about the first crystal skull. It was a sham that an archeologist set up in South America for his daughter to find on her birthday. The reason it’s not feasible for it to have been made is because it was just made in a London shop to the archaeologist’s request. People thought they were real because they knew the Aztecs were amazing sculptors and had a fascination with skull symbols. But a museum worker proved them to be fake in the 90’s since they were made of the wrong kind of quartz and the carving wasn’t similar to the ways the Aztec carved skulls in other artifacts.
In short, Dan is really not into research and just wanted a cool looking bottle
I can't fault someone for wanting something cool looking. I can't get behind perpetuating misinformation.
@@KipReacts Oh totally. It’s a badass design either way. It’s just funny that looking into this cool mystical thing results in articles saying “Sorry that dope shit wasn’t really real”
@@wyattfreihon4048 LOL, but ain't that reality?...everything seems to have a system, even if it's beyond our comprehension, human history is just a litany of us finding that we were just making shit up and had no idea how it actually worked...and then we find out how it works and still try to bend it to our will...I honestly think it will be the doom of our species...not to get too heavy or anything...
I just assumed the skulls were a falsehood because of that shitty Indiana Jones movie
"how can the Egyptians have built the pyramids"
Meanwhile, no one questions the pyramids in south America
No, they do.
@@Knightblood1honestly I'm MORE curious how the SA pyramids came to be since at least the Egyptians had more advanced mathematics and loads of slaves.
@vivalaglavii6736 Actually the Egyptian laborers that built the pyramids were pretty well-paid
@@vivalaglavii6736 it has actually been discovered that the Aztecs and related groups had roads and cities as complex as ours nowadays
@@hollowbrinethehollowfiedsu6365 Don't get me wrong, I know the Aztecs were smart, just not as smart as the Egyptians.
Fun Fact: Alcohol is the antidote to antifreeze, they both latch onto the same receptors but ethanol has priority.
Interesting, I'm familiar with opioids and the Mu-receptor...so are you saying that much like Narcan, the anti-freeze portion will just be pushed out by the ethanol and excreted? Hmmm, chemistry and the human body are indeed almost miraculously complex...and to think, if we hadn't invented alcohol, we could have faced population shortages due to tainted water back in ye olden days...
@Mrgreenman42 glycol, methanol, and ethanol are all alcohols, I couldn't tell you why ethanol has priority with the liver but it does (as far as I know it mostly just delays the other 2, it doesn't actually stop them from doing any damage and you should still take a poisoned person to the hospital).
If it tastes good then Dan got a good product, the problem with these pure products with no bad chemicals and sugars from what I've heard is that they taste bad and how healthy they are isn't worth the taste.
It's a sponsored product. A generic vodka on a pseudo-fancy glass bottle with its marketing doing all the heavy lifting. I tried it back in 2005 on a cruise ship traveling the Caribbean. It tastes as generic as you would expect for cheap vodka. You could literally grab a few of the cheapest vodka you can find and try them blind and you would not be able to tell them apart from this one. You pay a premium for basically the cool bottle. (If you are into the whole cristal skull theme.)
It's not the worst I've ever had. It was only like 50 bucks, and you mostly buy it so you can meme on Dan. If you ask people that actually like vodka there's probably some about on par as far as taste goes for half that.
31:32 I love the times when Kip just absolutely breaks down in laughter, it's great.
I always worry it'll warp the audio, it's hard without extra equipment to have my talking tone and suddenly burst out laughing. I'm glad people like it!
@@KipReacts Don't worry about that. It's honestly slightly charming when the audio gets slightly weird because it's clear that you are REALLY laughing heavily.
I'd buy that only for the killer-bottle. Then I'd use the bottle exclusively to store green-drinks.
"Hey! Who wants some green-Hawaiian punch?"
Honestly that sounds aesthetic af.
That pause on Larry King’s face had me dying.
I had a bottle of it, it's a smooth liquor.
Is it better than Titos or Svedka tho?
@@ToyotaCorolla-en2mv I don't remember
An intellectual enjoying funny juice. Truly you have achieved perfect balance and enlightenment. No vodka required
If you’re curious about stuff like the crystal skulls, then i would recommend Decoding the Unknown.
The host Simon and the help of his editors (it’s a different one each episode and all have there own take on it to give Simon a variety of opinions on the topic)
they through all kinds of mysteries of the world, crypted, lost cities, aliens, skin walkers,
All kinds of interesting topics where he and his editor debunk rumors, misconceptions and media.
Highly recommend, it’s real fun
To be specific, Decoding the Unknown is the channel name. It took me a couple minutes to figure out what the channel name was. Kinda need a break in the sentence or something to make it clearer.
@@quartz_gg9090 Oh, my apologies i’ll fix that up
Edit: better?
@@ghostshrimp5006 Yeah definitely, only other thing I might change is capitalizing the name. Turns out that grammar rule about Proper Nouns exists for a reason.
Also thanks for listening and not calling me an asshole.
@@quartz_gg9090 I always strive to make sure my comment is as presentable as it can be, it’s no trouble at all
Did i not get them all? I’m sure i capitalize every time i mention Simon.
@@ghostshrimp5006 I meant the channel name Decoding the Unknown, it's a name and therefore a proper noun.
The only reason to do a filtration step is if you do it before the distillation to prevent solids from clogging the distillery. Filtration can only remove non-dissolved solids. Distilling will also remove the same things, but also remove dissolved solids that won't evaporate, or other liquids mixed into the one you're trying to get, assuming that the two evaporate at different temperatures, which can also depend on the specific mixture proportion.
Distilation removes liquid impurities, like remnants from the fermentation process. There's the "Head" "Heart" and "Tail" of distilled spirits, the head is what tastes like drain cleaner, the tail tastes like rot, the heart is what people prefer.
Spooky time! This is a classic I rewatch often.
I love Dan Aykroid, he’s actually just Ray Stantz
I highly doubt the quartz is getting dissolved into the vodka. Tbh it probably does a net zero.
On the subject of lost technology, the Damascus? Steel making method and that Silk? making method from India? (also the specific plant strain as well) are the big ones of incredible things people discovered and then lost knowledge of that I can think of. Also Greek fire or whatever the one we still haven't rediscovered was called, but that's mostly covered by napalm/etc compared to the other two.
Crystal Head Vodka is amazing! In my subjective opinion it's smooth and actually tastes excellent. I know that a lot of people say that Vodka has no taste but if you drink it straight and at room temp, you will notice the flavor and friend, Crystal Head is at the top for taste & quality. If you're interested in high end Vodka, I recommend that you try it..... God bless you Dan Aykroyd
Jontron was loud to
1. Make a point
And 2. Loud Jontron/ Smartass Jontron = New Meme
It's quite the feeling knowing that no matter how much smater this guy is than me, we'll both be connected and laugh at loud equals funny.
" loud equals funny." is sometimes a difficult equation to pull off, it requires timing like a well executed jumpscare, but you get a good belly laugh instead of a heart attack lol.
Wishing you a great weekend, everyone!
Dude I'm going be 45 in a couple of day's your still young.
*reloads 1911*
Oh we are in for hilarity.
Actually Kip, 720p didn't exist when this video was uploaded. UA-cam only added 720p in December of 2008, and I've seen reference to this video as early as October of 2008. But that doesn't matter because, as far as I can tell, this video was never uploaded to UA-cam, I'm pretty sure it's only ever been available on the Crystal Head Vodka website.
Depression intelligence, they're kind of the same thing
Perfect video to wake up to
Ok if that happened I would buy steam vodka just for the gnome Chomsky!!! No cap!
Half of the world believes in the paranormal. I think he meant to reference anyone who has any loose belief in religion
Personally I love straight whiskey, bourbon, rum, gin... vodka is the ONE alcohol I simply do not really care about the taste of because I am NEVER drinking it straight and I don't know why anyone would. It genuinely tastes horrible no matter what. It's the one alcoholic drink I have to mix because straight it's disgusting.
There's such a thing as a good vodka to drink straight. It's called akvavit.
I’ve had crystal skull, I actually have two small skulls and there certainly decent. I like it well enough but there’s definitely better
Funnily enough. The crystal skulls he based them off of were deemed fake btw. The skulls are real but the theory that they are ancient is debunked as they found the indents for the teeth were made by modern tools
Willie Nelson is God of All Stoners. He's the only man to make Snoop Dogg tap out of a smoke sesh.
and to be fair, his CBD coffee is quite lovely and gives you full body warmth.
For those who haven't tried the vodka, I'll save you the trouble it's okay
If you are around 30 you've been on the planet when 6 billion people were on the planet. When TFS started there was 6 Billion
I renumber vividly that there were only 6 billion people. A few years ago, someone said we'd passed 7 billion and I had to do a hard double take.
@KipReacts same bro. When I watch DBZA it always gets me that we went from 6 billion to 8 billion in roughly 10 years
Meh its fine. I prefer Tito's vodka personally. Find that it mixes better and keeps a good punch to it so you know not to drink to fast.
Ive watched jontron since he was on game grumps than danny sexbang came along with his velvety voice
Tipsy Bartender is alcohol videos made for people far too young to drink alcohol
Another JonTron video that would be great for Halloween is Dark Dungeons, because it's scary just how bad the movie is.
And me and my stepson routinely drink devil springs 153 proof
I always hated the alien conspiracies. Not because I don't believe in Aliens mind you, it always feels like they're just wanting to say 'I as a modern intellectual cannot comprehend how this could be built, so of course these ignorant savages couldn't possibly do it without Aliens!"
"Oh but how could they possibly have moved the stones for Stonehenge? How!?" Maybe Mconel had a dream of the stone pattern, got his friends, got some rope and hauled the stones to where they wanted them to be. I get that the rocks are heavy, obviously, but I bet 3-4 strapping young men who had to do physical labor for a living could haul a rock. They probably had a wagon to help move it.
crystal skull vodka is...eh, its vodka and alcohol?
Miniminutman's video on it is way better explained
Most of the "Aliens did this" things, even unintentionally, has roots in racism. 'Cause how could this African natuon do stuff that the Europeans couldn't unless they had outside help?
kinda prewatched, sad
Kip is so full of shit sometimes, lol tries so hard to sound smart
Imagine being so offended at a video you leave a "gotcha" comment lol
I live rent-free in so many people's heads.
It's cute.
I hope you realize that Dan Ackroyd’s release video is about nine years old. Also, for a so called intellectual, The fact that you can’t clearly see that Dan Ackroyd was making a parody commercial is a bit bonkers. I’m beginning to believe you’re on the spectrum.
Especially considering the whole Vtube thing. Are you afraid to show your real face? Or is this just your so-called marketing genius?
Don’t hate me, I know that leaving comments contributes to the algorithm gods.
@@astrodoopsOh wow, making fun of somebody for not showing their face, haven't seen that 10 billion times before. Also, Kip has already confirmed multiple times that he is on the spectrum.
And anyways, if this is supposed to be a parody, then it's a very poor one. There is no indication that this is supposed to be a parody, and besides, what would he even be parodying? Dan Aykroyd actually believes in all this paranormal stuff, in case you didn't know.