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  • @Jetster637
    @Jetster637 Рік тому +63

    A few years ago, a childhood friend of mine went to an open market in downtown Cincinnati and saw a pair of Chinese Kama’s for sale. He bought them and started messing with them after he got home later that night, thinking they were fake. He was wrong and they were in fact genuine Kama’s used for farming work and ended up cutting a gash into his knee about an inch deep. He tried to hide the fact that he had done this after screaming when it happened and his dad came into the room, looked at his wound, looked at him and said your an idiot, get in the car, we’re going to the hospital. His brother then put the Kama’s on a lone chair in the corner of the room, took a picture and sent it to our group chat with the caption: They’re on a time out.

  • @brothersgt.grauwolff6716
    @brothersgt.grauwolff6716 Рік тому +36

    I remember playing in either a D&D or Pathfinder campaign I chose a Dwarf and my weapons were Spear & Shield everyone else was looking at me like I was insane but the GM was impressed throughout the campaign I was getting more effective kills than the Elven Thief with his Double Daggers or the Paladin with his honking huge Great Sword

    • @MiosPanties
      @MiosPanties Рік тому +15

      Fear the Dwarven Phalanx

    • @zelg.5551
      @zelg.5551 Рік тому +3

      Barrowin the Shin Stabber?

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita Рік тому +1

      It is one of those surefire combinations accross history.

    • @Sniper_4_Life
      @Sniper_4_Life Рік тому

      ​@@MiosPanties the one man Phalanx

  • @AnOrdinaryLobster
    @AnOrdinaryLobster Рік тому +36

    Is see no Orks here, where are they. And where is Da Legend of Da Greatest WAAAAAAGHH?

    • @aaronhenley4741
      @aaronhenley4741 Рік тому +2

      Must be the legendary purple orks! They da.sneak next gitz!

  • @Kez_DXX
    @Kez_DXX Рік тому +30

    Before recorded history, early man went to war with Smilodon Fatalis using stone tools and weapons and wiped those bastards out. So, yes, it is probably instinctive.

  • @krausercruz2780
    @krausercruz2780 Рік тому +12

    Fun fact: Here in Venezuela we jokingly call Pump-action shotguns "Pajisas", or Fappy if you will.
    Because you know, the motion is not subtle.
    I wont say the WHOLE country says it but I did heard it a lot in CoD lobbies, school and even my dad, so its definetly not an isolated thing.

  • @jehoiakimelidoronila5450
    @jehoiakimelidoronila5450 Рік тому +3

    Also, about parking, you're right. It's just people's preferences. Hell, I'm filipino, which may count as Asian, but we park whichever we are facing, unless the parking lot specifically says so

  • @RavenStory71123
    @RavenStory71123 3 місяці тому +1

    21:38 Seeing the rant he’s about to go into, I imagine what would happen in that scenario is that the spear gets stuck in the shield, guy tries to chop it with the sword, sword gets stuck in the spear cause it didn’t cut all the way, then the spear man yanks back, pulling the guy’s sword and potentially shield away from him and then just kicks him in the jaw/balls.

  • @Wanton110
    @Wanton110 Рік тому +4

    In the UK there are literally machete fights in broad daylight and nobody gets arrested

  • @KertaDrake
    @KertaDrake Рік тому +5

    The key to the rocket launcher is you're supposed to take the third option! You fire at the edge of the pen to free the cows, then wing the tube across the face of the guy who offered to let you shoot the cows, then ride off into the sunset with your new cow buddies!

  • @TechmarineChris
    @TechmarineChris Рік тому +5

    On the whole thing about reversing into the car park, it's actually a company policy where I work. The reason you should reverse into the parking is that you want to minimise maneuvering with a cold engine, since a cold engine uses more fuel. At least, that's what our driving for work training claims.
    The more you know. :P

    • @sojtus8681
      @sojtus8681 3 місяці тому

      Well reversing into parking place is the prefered method people teach in driving school where i am from. The reason being, that it is much safer when you are leavin since you are not backing into potentional traffic with limited view.
      (Of course most people are lazy, so they generally stop doing that soon after getting license.

  • @Rising_Pho3nix_23
    @Rising_Pho3nix_23 2 місяці тому +1

    I love the idea of a 5 pointed trident.

  • @AGUSTIN-zc5iu
    @AGUSTIN-zc5iu Рік тому +7

    That knife on the gator's head, with the perfect reflection of the water's surface makes a pretty convincing fighter jet at first glance

  • @chaosyeshua1137
    @chaosyeshua1137 Рік тому +2

    Take advantage of the Weapon Triangle for maximum efficiency. Sword beats axe, axe beats lance, lance beats sword.

  • @Dalie_Tern
    @Dalie_Tern Рік тому +1

    20:38 Zweihänder would be my personal choice, love that sword

  • @marklittrell3202
    @marklittrell3202 Рік тому +15

    Even in ancient history, the love bond aspect was considered and put into play. Alexander The Great had a division of 10,000 (you read that right) homosexual men. The thinking was that in a fight to the death, they will fight even harder to save the lives of their lovers. Conclusive proof of that is hard to nail down, but they fought in many bloody encounters and were successful. Whether it was the bond, or the fact they had such good leadership for the time is hard to say.

  • @jehoiakimelidoronila5450
    @jehoiakimelidoronila5450 Рік тому +2

    *"...full, semi-automatic"*
    Did anyone cringe and got offended at the same time to what that reporter had said...? Just goes to show how much the media doesn't know shit
    ... And the shots he landed are all over the place!

  • @wargriffin5
    @wargriffin5 Рік тому +10

    Brave of everyone to assume the spear isn't backed up by five other ranks of spearmen...at the same time. 😉

  • @JohnDoe-ic3gt
    @JohnDoe-ic3gt Рік тому +4

    Ah, yes. The ultimate bovine un-healthcare story.

  • @NoSoulJoel177
    @NoSoulJoel177 Рік тому +1

    I just går Home from Cambodia it is definitely worth it also visit Angkor Vat when you’re there at 5:30 the sun turn the temple golden, although it is currently undergoing some repairs.

  • @starling1269
    @starling1269 Рік тому +4

    25:24 In jail, you get one outfit per week, no exceptions... And no menstrual products... Don't ask how I know this

  • @HelloItsMikkan
    @HelloItsMikkan 3 місяці тому

    Also depending on the company, some cell service companies require 30 business days to subpoena any cellphone records with the local PD

  • @rickardspaghetti
    @rickardspaghetti Рік тому +2

    26:28 I wonder how many pictures of warcriminals he had to sift through. And speaking of weapons, this would be an excellent segue to talking about the AK platform.

  • @Ronin_735
    @Ronin_735 Рік тому +4

    32:01 In common Arthurian Myth, isn't Caliburn the sword in the stone? because Excalibur was gifted to Arthur by the Lady of The Lake, and symbolized his divine right to rule as King of the Britons.

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 Рік тому +1

      Yes. It’s a commercial misconception that the Sword in the stone and Excalibur are one in the same. They are, in fact, two separate swords

    • @NerdKing2nd
      @NerdKing2nd 10 місяців тому

      Yep was about comment this exact thing before checking the comments first to see if anyone pointed it out, also anyone with experience from the Fate franchise would also know this.

  • @Pakumen-S
    @Pakumen-S Рік тому +3

    "Weeyapons" is that like a weeb tampons 😂

  • @ninjack11
    @ninjack11 Рік тому +4

    i once heard the perfect murder back on the YogPod of all things (although this was for your spouse).
    you get a frozen leg of lamb, bash their head in. cook the lamb (don't forget the sauce). when the police comes over invite them in for supper. no murder weapon was ever found!

  • @beardaquatics9163
    @beardaquatics9163 Рік тому

    Yes it is just called select fire. Covers all burst options, and full auto

  • @utahraptor1578
    @utahraptor1578 Рік тому +2

    I teach taekwondo and I know how to use kamas
    I also know how to use a katana, nunchucks, Bo staff, and a combat weapon(it’s just a stick)

  • @mrin2bplays852
    @mrin2bplays852 Рік тому

    Murder is impossible, until government is behind the scenes.

  • @MrFallenangel2012
    @MrFallenangel2012 Рік тому

    An Australian losing to losing animal…yep checks out.

  • @Manuelslayor
    @Manuelslayor Рік тому

    Warpick, warhamer or a mace would likley be the best choice! A spear is great but dificult as soon as you face a properly armoured oponent. Not even plate. Joust chainmail and a proper gambison.

  • @AJSSPACEPLACE
    @AJSSPACEPLACE 7 місяців тому

    19:19 Ah yes. the annoucement that “There’s weird shit in the sky sometimes. We dunno what is is” That everyone took and jumped to OMG ALIENS!
    I love living on this stupid planet.

  • @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32
    @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32 Рік тому

    I think the pillow thing has to do with blood splatter rather than making it quiet.

  • @afterdinnercreations936
    @afterdinnercreations936 Рік тому

    Snooker is just pool/billiards with different balls & rules

  • @rudolfambrozenvtuber
    @rudolfambrozenvtuber Рік тому +4

    I'm pretty sure the gay morale thing was actually a major pillar of Spartan doctrine

  • @Thisisausername556
    @Thisisausername556 Рік тому

    4:53 uM aChkTcHuAlLy the original patent calls them silencers. So it doesn't really matter what you call them. I prefer suppressor because it's technically more accurate to what it does, but originally they were called silencers lol. The more you know :)
    Edit: Yes, 2-round, 3-round, etc burst fire is classified as "automatic", as more than one bullet is fired with one function of the trigger.
    Edit 2: You can technically own full auto guns as a civilian under 1 of 2 conditions. 1. It was registered prior to May of 1986 before the Hughes Amendment was passed and has the tax stamp. or 2. You own a company and register that company as a FFL (Federal Firearms License holder). Then, you could buy post-86 dealer samples (for way cheaper actually), and although they are owned by the company and not you specifically, it still works out.

  • @Mare_Man
    @Mare_Man Рік тому

    I hear a few pigs are the best way to get rid of a body

  • @AshXXMayftw
    @AshXXMayftw Рік тому +3

    I don't know anyone who backs up into a parking space, because if another person parks in the space right behind you, you can't use your trunk to store your groceries, because you can't actually get there since they're blocking the way.

  • @joshuawillingham6363
    @joshuawillingham6363 Рік тому

    What IH fails to understand here about modern crime is the sheer amount of work that investigation entails. Most security cameras are privately owned. In the U.S. at least, there aren't municipal cameras everywhere. There might be a few here and there to tag license plates or speeders or the like, but mostly it's just traffic light sensors.
    So, in order to get all that camera footage, they're basically going to have to go to every business in a nearby radius and either secure the cooperation of the businesses or get warrants for the footage. And then, they have to continue finding the direction of the suspect over and over and pulling more footage in that direction.
    Can it be done? Yes. It's a very tedious and time consuming process however, and generally very expensive because of the labor involved in the people doing all this foot work. As a result, unless it's a high profile case most of the time it just isn't done. They just hope they get lucky and someone pulls someone over matching a description.

  • @Darigosh
    @Darigosh Рік тому +1

    0:35 *NO*

  • @commanderfoxtrot
    @commanderfoxtrot Рік тому

    LMAO Ionized thinks being Canadian stops them from having an LMG...
    _Then what, pray-tell, is the cast-iron MG-42 clone I've dubbed Stir-Fried Adolf, that I keep in the corner?_

  • @ryancronwell6368
    @ryancronwell6368 Рік тому +1

    Snooker is pool

  • @treydenwatterson2217
    @treydenwatterson2217 Рік тому +4

    There was a warrior group in ancient Greece that were nothing but gay people because the idea was that they would fight harder trying to impress there lover and Spartans were notoriously gay to the point women would shave their heads to ease them in to marriages and nightly affairs.

  • @Bluesonofman
    @Bluesonofman Рік тому

    Also if someone you have a known history with gets killed your are going to be one of the first suspects

  • @urosrajkovic9727
    @urosrajkovic9727 Рік тому

    Me how is Serbian and have normal beard: *he said what?*

  • @Bluesonofman
    @Bluesonofman Рік тому

    Halberd

  • @TheRealBlackNet
    @TheRealBlackNet Рік тому +1

    🤣

  • @mandyogilvie686
    @mandyogilvie686 Рік тому +1

    811 like

  • @thelion2751
    @thelion2751 Рік тому

    0:58 i know someone who kill a cat,the cat keep destroying the things on his yard so one day he hears the chicken like going crazy and it was the cat so that's where he said "that's it!" Grab a hunting shotgun that is only for two rounds and just shoot the cat...with fcking bird shot! The cat die of bleeding Deep on the Forest the neighbors never found but i did and well poor cat but well what can I do the cat was already 4 years death by that time and my friend hates cats

  • @lookatmydescription8080
    @lookatmydescription8080 Рік тому

    Have none mf ever heard of changing clothes after murder