@@sarteron I mean it still works, if he makes it through an area that means he MADE IT THROUGH WITHOUT TAKING DAMAGE, So while it’s not a full no respawn run it’s still a no damage run
The way you change the story, saved the pig cos you want to smash... 6 hours after your wife died, got me in tears, please continue remaking this story
I almost pissed myself while he was talking about how he'd do anything to get his rent while showing footage of Baldur fighting Kratos. Holy shit, the guy really wants his rent!
I wish he would do a challenge on GoW and show the flying boat in Helheim, Tyr’s temple after unlocking the first layer, or raising Jotunheim. Those are probably the most difficult fights on GMGOW with the abundance amount of enemies.
Also I've maxed all the stats on that game (maxed as in all the bars are full) beat it like 20times. It's such a great game. Never gonna complain about seeing more of it. Good job Dante ❤️
The only problem is that It can be too easy sometimes. He played on GMGOW and he easily beated the game no damage. I beated The 2005 game and i was Trembling because i was scared of the Ares Sword Fight. Not anything else in the game because I either skipped it or used Magic Generation Glitch and Red orbs Glitch. The Ares one. Did it in like 4 Attempts. If there was a Moment i was sort of Scared and Hyped. It's now.
@@MariusBoss11458 yeah, I agree, I'd say it would be the worst with no armour, no rage, no abilities no weapons and you can't take damage. (I might try it after I beat fallout New Vegas)
the title should be i try doing a mad lad challenge once again so i claim the spot of god of god of war. actually it makes sense if you play like this cause god of war can't get injured or die. to my understanding. i am sorry for this long reply.
I didn't even think that Mimir is Irish. So i guess Kratos and Mimir is Irish. If you guys don't get it why is Kratos Irish. Just watch Jacksepticeye please.
And here i was Trying to beat the whole game on GMGOW and failed many times. If only we could see the full version. Also it felt like he played on the easiest Difficulty. That's how easy it can be.
"I was so fricking excited to get back to Freya and impress her with her own flowers." That line deserves a subscription. And so it shall be. 10/10 comedy
Me: Ahhh...this is the best day of my life it cannot get better *10secs later* UA-cam: one hardworking man with funny commentary but is underrated man has uploaded a video check it Me: Dante uploaded a video ..... And it's God of war........ My life has a meaning now. Bro love your vids and you really are underrated hope you have 10millions before the end of this horrible year atleast something good is going to happen this year
I fucking love this guy😂😂😂😂😂 he really creates stories outta every play through he does. I was waiting for the moment he said "you'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!!"
I love video game challenge run Channels, but yours wins for the comedy. Your writing and editing is absolutely hilarious, it gives it the extra kick to make it the best in the category.
This is my first time watching you, and from the title i expected to just be a gameplay, but I'm only at 1:40 and I already love your content, new sub!
Can you beat resident evil 2 or 3 without crafting? Rules: 1. No crafting ammo with gun powder. 2. No mixing herbs. 3. No upgrading weapons. 4. Key items like the detonator are exempted from the challenge.
Dante make a "Can you beat Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order without taking damage?" You know i made a Twitch series of beating TLOU 2 without killing and it resulted in 38 necessary kills to finish the game pretty near to the 1st part
@@92brunod Greek mythology has the gods that Kratos encounters, such as Zeus, Poseidon, and Ares. So at the very least it has aspects of Greek mythology.
@@92brunod true, I agree there. I guess I shouldn’t take the whole story of the Ghost of Sparta into account. As all of them except this one are Greek mythology which makes up majority, but it’s on the bases of this game not the franchise.
"This is free country not rent free country". I know I said no more Spiderman memes but my addiction took over. hElp mE
Hi
thank you
Sup
I love your UA-cam channel this is my quarantine a lot better
Hi
At this point im not even here for the challenge, im here for the lore.
Same
Seriously though 😂
Lol
It's the best part
You know right🤣
Man, I was so enchanted with his tale, I forgot this was a no damage run.
Me too.
Too bad its a no damage but respawn on checkpoint run? lmao Good story and editing tho
@@sarteron I mean it still works, if he makes it through an area that means he MADE IT THROUGH WITHOUT TAKING DAMAGE, So while it’s not a full no respawn run it’s still a no damage run
@@sarteron I mean this is a Normal No Damage Run.
Not No Damage Speedrun so it still Counts.
Same
The way you change the story, saved the pig cos you want to smash... 6 hours after your wife died, got me in tears, please continue remaking this story
*You'll get your rent when you fix this damn Jötunheim gate*
THERE'S AND IMPOSTOR AMONG US
Lol. Got a new like big smoke
GIVE ME RENT
I WANT RENT
Noice
Game: Has a beautiful story of bonding and family
Dante: *RENT*
Same thing
r/MrDitkovichMemes
and now who's saying deadweight now pizza man you can't pay your rent could be done as a hitman his foolish
Also Dante I missed the part where that’s my problem
he killed his greek family
I almost pissed myself while he was talking about how he'd do anything to get his rent while showing footage of Baldur fighting Kratos. Holy shit, the guy really wants his rent!
Title should be changed to, "I tried beating God of War without paying my rent"
Nor his roof and backyard
Lol
"Rent blyah?"
@Aly Allyy I'm sorry i can't pay rent right now
Yes
"One single boss is a lot easier to defeat than 5 weak enemies"
Dark Souls want to know your location
Of any team ninja game or souls like or dmc or other gow games
Or*
Yeah dude when he said that I thought of the boss in grand archives and those shield fuckers and red eye lothric knights
true
Sigrun wants to know your location.
Plus i think god of war Ragnarok would have the hardest secret boss in game
the storytelling, the talent, the acting. flawless. i was actually really entransed by this story
The reason why Kratos can’t take damage is because he doesn’t have good health insurance
Lmao
and he doesn’t have it because he’s spending all his money on rent, but he lost his job in c*vid times and got no money
He also lives in america the great place where you run ambulance
No. More like EA bought the game and health crystal now cost $3.99 each $$$
@@annoyingguyoninternet1631 lol
"This story is getting out of hand man". You're cracking me up. Such original content, keep it up bro.
he said "no damage" but in the end he gave us... EMOTINAL DAMAGE
He came when we needed him most
😏😏
Yes
Hold up? Came?
Totally
44 minutes ago?
why did the "call and ambulance, call an ambulance" go so well with that part? lol
I tought the same thing!
I know right
I literally saw that video in my recommended and I was wondering where Dante got it from
7:08 ok that was HILARIOUS
Playing on Give me a God of War is already a no hit play through.
just completed it with the zeus set.
its the only difficulty where i didnt beat all the valkeries
@@revenant2160 thats super true playing it with zeus armor and gmgow is a no hit challenge lmao
It took me half a year to beat Sigrun, GGoW is a true challenge
talismans exist man
@Alexander Mains bruh
I wish he would do a challenge on GoW and show the flying boat in Helheim, Tyr’s temple after unlocking the first layer, or raising Jotunheim. Those are probably the most difficult fights on GMGOW with the abundance amount of enemies.
Also I've maxed all the stats on that game (maxed as in all the bars are full) beat it like 20times. It's such a great game. Never gonna complain about seeing more of it. Good job Dante ❤️
The only problem is that It can be too easy sometimes. He played on GMGOW and he easily beated the game no damage. I beated The 2005 game and i was Trembling because i was scared of the Ares Sword Fight. Not anything else in the game because I either skipped it or used Magic Generation Glitch and Red orbs Glitch. The Ares one. Did it in like 4 Attempts. If there was a Moment i was sort of Scared and Hyped. It's now.
@@MariusBoss11458 yeah, I agree, I'd say it would be the worst with no armour, no rage, no abilities no weapons and you can't take damage. (I might try it after I beat fallout New Vegas)
@@goopguy548 Ever tied beating sigrun on GMGOW?
@@MariusBoss11458 Ever tried beating Sigrun of GMGOW
@@yesman8503 I didn't even know resurrection stones where a think so best the valks without them lol
Is it just me or does it seem like he's actually getting better at God of War because of these challenges?
Yeah it... seemed like for give me god of war he was fucking the game up
Does water also seem wet to you?
hes becoming a god of war
Yeah that’s who practice works
Your everywhere
this man made me forget about the challenge lol hes so good that he rarely took damage throughout this entire thing
He wouldn’t waste time in a yt vid by leaving in the attempts in which the gameplay doesn’t fit what he wants.
7:15 the "HOW DO YOU KNOW?" made that joke, had me rollin forgot he even says that line in the story 😂
Bruh
HE ROBBED ME OF EVERYTHING
SHUT UP
@@user-mc3if9xs7w lesss go
First time dante cared about boy.
I've gone through lots of character development
@@DanteRavioli sweet now he can die so you are motivated to start a long journey of pain where you eventually find peace by the end
@@th3w1zard20 was that a last of us 2 reference
@@th3w1zard20
Motivation son! It inspires in response to every kind of trauma!
You mean boi
15:20 YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
Do killing all the Valkyrie’s with fist’s only, I want your John wick instinct’s kick in for once.
That sounds so bad ass
GBG did it I’m pretty sure
@@jamsythe3258 that he did!
@@jamsythe3258 Even Level 1! The easiest that you can do is with the Zeus armor.
Marius Boss yeah
'She told me she was a god and I got Hela angry' - I see what you did there
Trivia: Hela is only named Hela in Marvel. The actual norse mythological being is Hel.
@@khurgar8120she is still the namesake for the term “hell”, so there’s that.
Man they should make a sequel called God of War: The Rent Strikes Back
Lmao
r/MrDitkovichMemes
@@resikin he’ll probably do it with god of war ragnarok in which Thor is mr, Djokovic’s brother and he is on the hunt for rent.
@@Richad_from_Gumball is that a jojo reference
God of War: Chains of Ditkovitch
my brain: finally a worthy opponent
my skills :gets hit by draugr
BOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
there should be a boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii distrack
i love it that dante is keeping the god of war fandom alive
the title should be i try doing a mad lad challenge once again so i claim the spot of god of god of war. actually it makes sense if you play like this cause god of war can't get injured or die. to my understanding. i am sorry for this long reply.
6:45 - 7:20 best part😂
And now the "Hobo drunk challange" so that means "God of War Without Taking Damage + Fists Only" xd
Good one
+ verbally abusing Atreus and bring your wife’s ashes to the highest mountains brain after you “totally didn’t beat her”
Wouldnt that be a drunk ninja or something how does a hobo not take damage?
Revenants bout to ruin this man's whole career
True
Aww dude those and the dark elf lords in niflheim are the worst
@@blackninja1469 you mean alfhiem?
@@damn6039 No, there's even more badass dark elf lords in Niflheim
I like to see someone doing a challenge like this without all the bragging. Just fun story is all need. Thanks Dante. This was really cool
Dante is really good with kids. 10/10 would make a great father
Nope
Yeah he is great with kids
*If they were bad at games then uh. I don’t know*
6:57 had me dying
He robbed me of everything!
HOW DO YOU KNOW?!!!
@J̸ust josh lol
“Mimir was a good lad. He was Irish” 😭
Can’t wait for God of War 5 to come out
I'm more excited for God of War Ragnarok than any other game
@@DanteRavioli for me it’s Ratchet and Clank then God of war 5
@@DanteRavioli yess me too
And hear more “BOI”
@@DanteRavioli me I'm hype for Kombat pack 2
Dante when meeting Mimir "He's Irish"
Me "THAT'S RAYCISYTSAAA"
I didn't even think that Mimir is Irish. So i guess Kratos and Mimir is Irish. If you guys don't get it why is Kratos Irish. Just watch Jacksepticeye please.
Mimir has a Scottish accent, not Irish.
How is saying that someone is Irish racist
@@hamdanahmed8751 probably like saying "you're Chinese right? You look Chinese" to an Asian person
Sam Woodley the way you see it
The Subtitles 6:00 - BOI where are you BOI Andreas… Latress… betray us…
Me - Okay That’s Natural
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s Irish?
No, his accent is Scottish. Shocking that nobody in the comments knew this either
It annoyed me for some reason when he said that
Ha nerds
@@dyltube6395 yeh totally
I did. I’m Scottish Irish.
Funny. I'm Mexican, and even I noticed Mimir's (broad) Scottish accent.
17:08 I was waiting for this part the whole video xD
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen i cant stop crying 😂
14:16 i really thought You were gonna go with the "i told her the truth so she told me to go to hell.... So i did"
Let’s goooooooo, these and Skyrim are my favorite vids
3:17 had me dead bro 😂😂😂💀☠️☠️
I'd like to see him do a challenge related to the valkyries or even just a continuation of a previous challenge
Oh man the Queen Valkyire....
0:13 dude that joke was brilliant lol!😂
i like how when Kratos framed Atreus of losing the fish, Atreus didn't even deny it and instead said "SHUT UP"
"His thirst for rent will never be quenched" 16:58
Dante: today I will beat god of war without taking damage
Me: that's impossible
And here i was Trying to beat the whole game on GMGOW and failed many times. If only we could see the full version. Also it felt like he played on the easiest Difficulty. That's how easy it can be.
I know right
@@MariusBoss11458 this thing happend to me as well
The " i was so excited i was doing summersaults " part had me dying 😂
"I was so fricking excited to get back to Freya and impress her with her own flowers."
That line deserves a subscription. And so it shall be. 10/10 comedy
Videos:Incredible.
Me:This is Sparta
Editing:I want likes
Have a like.
Here take my heart
@@DanteRavioli Good man, Good man
@@DanteRavioli dante please let me talk to you on discord im not a puss by the way
Here's my like
0:43 "LET ME INNNNNN"!!!! LOL XD
Me: Ahhh...this is the best day of my life it cannot get better
*10secs later*
UA-cam: one hardworking man with funny commentary but is underrated man has uploaded a video check it
Me: Dante uploaded a video .....
And it's God of war........
My life has a meaning now.
Bro love your vids and you really are underrated hope you have 10millions before the end of this horrible year atleast something good is going to happen this year
7:18 i laugh so hard in this part 😂
HE ROBBED ME OF EVERYTHING
@@faketoddhoward7280 HOW DO YOU KNOW??
Man I miss the way Dante would make an epic story like this 😢
God of War 5: The journey for rent
😂😂😂
I love the story to this it's just hilarious "you'll get your money when you fix this damn door" (snaps his neck)😂😂
7:52 that would be fire as a song
Ikr
1:18 his reaction after hearing this is so priceless I almost pissed myself from laughing 😂😂😂
And when the world needed him the most he returned
I fucking love this guy😂😂😂😂😂 he really creates stories outta every play through he does. I was waiting for the moment he said "you'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!!"
I love video game challenge run Channels, but yours wins for the comedy. Your writing and editing is absolutely hilarious, it gives it the extra kick to make it the best in the category.
My dude got a sponsorship
Now that's progress
You can’t stop with the Spider-Man memes they are too funny
Tobbey is a god at this point
The Freya fishing bit was amazing, pure comedy gold
15:34
I swear he skipped like a quarter of the game
Ikr
But you know that the story was really awesome he has a really good sence of humer
This is my first time watching you, and from the title i expected to just be a gameplay, but I'm only at 1:40 and I already love your content, new sub!
15:13
Ditkovich: "Give me rent"
Head on your waist: "BROTHER LOOK OUT"
I usually don't like these kinds of videos, but this guy did it so well that I had to hit the like button.
You made my day man..... Keep going.
Can you beat resident evil 2 or 3 without crafting?
Rules:
1. No crafting ammo with gun powder.
2. No mixing herbs.
3. No upgrading weapons.
4. Key items like the detonator are exempted from the challenge.
Easy af
Lemao
6:55 hahahahahaahahahahaha.
I love you for this nan
Dante this is baby sh!t for you,
Try to beat the valkyries without taking any damage
The Valkyries terrify me
@@DanteRavioli Lmao, I crap my brains out from trying to beat them, if you do this you are granted to end up in a mental asylum
@@DanteRavioli firsts only queen valkyrie on god of war difficulty?
@@DanteRavioli try to beat them with only hand attacks😂😂😂
@@phatman4000 Go checkout GBG channel he beat the game 100% with Kratos and all his weapons at Lvl.1
"All he wanted was a friend..." Whoa, Dante made this a bit sadder 😂
The actual game commentary: Old kratos
Dante Ravioli commentary: If young kratos was still around
Dammit, he forgot the side mission.... I mean her wife's ashes!
17:05 This part killed me 😂😂😂😂
Killed Mr. Dichovich too
8:40 this made me laugh harder than I should’ve
Dante make a "Can you beat Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order without taking damage?"
You know i made a Twitch series of beating TLOU 2 without killing and it resulted in 38 necessary kills to finish the game pretty near to the 1st part
I’m glad Dante got this far on UA-cam this quick
Yess, eating my lunchlys, drinking prime, wathcing talk tuah podacast. PERFECTION!!!!!!
Whenever you broke that guys neck, my earbuds died, I’m dying lol
I watched "Everything Wrong with Air Force One" after this, can someone help me because I think Spiderman's landlord is stalking me through UA-cam
He wants his rent from you.
The emotional journey this video takes us on is perfection
Dead space 1,2,3 would be great for your challenges but no one plays it any more. 😭😭😭
I just replayed all 3 around march. Along with the bioshick trilogy. It was a fun time.
@@aizazizzat6060 👍
“He robbed me of everything!” SHUT UP!
The story is so hilarious! “Look homie I’m not gay but maybe we can sort out some other deal” i was crying with laughter
- Does she have a name?
- I dunno
-What's your name?
- *I DUNNO*
Last time I was this early Jojo siwa had a hairline
Bruhh.. lol
7:00 bro its the "how do you know" that gets me
1:46 the quest for rent
6:13 AYO where dat fairy dust Comin from👀
5:08 bro obviously needed to blur out his search history
bro made a whole story what a legend i forgot it was a no damage run
Pretty much the story was a Greek mythology spin off of pic of destiny 😂.
Greek?
@@92brunod Greek mythology has the gods that Kratos encounters, such as Zeus, Poseidon, and Ares. So at the very least it has aspects of Greek mythology.
@@lil_miss_olivia7195 but he encounters none of them in this game, only Norse ones.
@@92brunod true, I agree there. I guess I shouldn’t take the whole story of the Ghost of Sparta into account. As all of them except this one are Greek mythology which makes up majority, but it’s on the bases of this game not the franchise.
@@lil_miss_olivia7195 exactly
Kratos:kills Kronos with little effort
Also kratos:dies after two hits by literally a bone dry corpse
Yes🤣
We love the Spider-Man memes ❤️❤️ also Dante you should do more gaming challenges with my boy cuck boy 69. The one and only leon ❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺❤️
8:35 perfectly timed
13:15 we could see the health bar as half Dante, I love your comedy script writing though.
3:32 is why I'm a subscriber