0:20 "today I tried beating god of war with only my fists". I'm not certain, but for some reason I get the sense that when you say today, you mean the past month.
@@shu8440 of course, I should have realized that he slowed down all the footage, otherwise we would have only seen a blur across the screen when he put on his Nikes.
I literally cried of so much laughter when he said “A thick ass troll grabbed my meat and man handled my boy”. Oh lord, i don’t even know why i’m laughing but +1 subscriber, damn
SMYS 98 tf I’m not watching but I checked and you actually uploaded vids but I doubt they’re actually on gmgow difficulty but I’m not watching to check
My first play through I forgot you could use the axe in the first fight against baldur so I used my fists and honestly it felt right. Two gods going toe to toe using raw strength
@@TheDamnWinner bro why do you care? He just said a thing, he hasn’t given an opinion or anything like that. Plus, it’s been over a year since he commented that.
I actually caught it cause I'm pretty nerdy about nordic mythology. But please don't make me write these crazy names, I can only pronounce them properly lmao
You know, base of lore story wise this is exactly what happened for most of the time lol except for the always dying part. The dev already confirmed that kratos was holding back the entire game. Kratos could one shot everything, but well he doesn't want Atreus to see "Greek Kratos" lol.
20:42 killing this enemy is actually apart of a scripted event triggering that cutscene where Artreus gets trapped under the corpse. So I think it's an exemption.
I think that parrying in souls is way harder than god of war. Every enemy have different timings for each of their attacks. Some are so fast you have to press parry as soon as the attack begins. Others are so slow you even have time to press parry again after the first one fails.
Nah, press parry button once the attacks is “released”. Not during the “wind up”....and use a small shield. Most frames for parry window - sincerely, someone that can parry freakin anything.
Rolling I framed is better than blocking 100%. But a lot of bosses can be parried like pontiff, champ and idex gundyr, Gwyn, tons of Bloodborne bosses etc... I like to speedrun bloodborne and ds3 and parrying gets the job done faster in some cases
@@joaquinfigueroa1193 yes,ive played mercenaries endless times,when you attack a stunned enemy and it kills them it only gives 3 seconds,and if you try to do that to other enemies,youve already lost the 3 second bonus you got
@@Schnoz42069 Regardless it’s a 10 year old boy able to take out a creature that’s slightly bigger and taller than the average man, that also has wings and a magical spear that shoots light that blinds you. If it was one at a time it’s still impressive, if it was in groups like the game had been doing up until that point then even better
@@razztastic Why are u talking like Kratos 😂 Either way I was still in defense for Atreus. Plus he didn’t even know he was a god at that point so he wasn’t using any magical abilities yet because since he believed he was just mortal it made him weaker AKA the sickness. If anything it makes it more impressive that he still held his ground against a literal swarm
respect to you for actually doing this challenge in the hardest difficulty! Because the hardest difficulty gives the enemies a chance to level up when they haven't been attacked for a while which makes them stronger.
Anthony Rivera They have a huge impact but we don’t notice it. I recently did a second walkthrough of the game on GMGOW and I had 250+ defence and the damage I took was impressively reduced
I actually have God of War and I'm pretty sure that Kratos actually says " In the direction of deer " at that part, I played the hell out of it and I forgot so I'm not too sure if he did
@@moh3r079 her name is Freya, but as Mimir explains during a boat ride, in this game Freya (the Nordic goddess of beauty) and Frigg (the Nordic Queen of the gods, and wife to Odin) are the same person. Freya=Frigg
7:47 "I knew I had to get me and Boy outta there. So we healed her pig, told her we left the water running at home, and got the Frigg outta there." Oh... Oh ho... You SMOOTH SONOFABITCH!!! That was the cleverest thing I've seen in a while!
13:30 I remember feeling damn near clairvoyant when that guy attacked just as I predicted it would happen. I legit was just like "one of these times there's gonna be somebody in here" as I was opening the coffin. And then bam, ambush.
Upgrading the axe used to give you more damage with your fists, my first play through I only used the axe for ledge enemies and the blades right after I got them.
dude you can throw rocks in rage mode against ancient when he's opening his damned chest, its usually OHK or allow you to grab them. (I'm in 18:28 btw)
@@Heromike-jm1ix Obviously? You don't get staggered or take damage while in rage mode, and ancients' cores stay open for several seconds, you can easily hit them with a rock in rage mode.
@@SalvageET first off two rocks arnt especially that it takes a bit to throw one which means it can put the rocks over it’s heart after one rock and his rage will go away. Second off the tune take a long ass time to recharge and give him his rage overall taking a long time.
"Lose BOI self" *BOI's* palms are sweaty, Hand's weak, Bow is heavy. There's *BOI* crying out his eyes already. Mom is Dead-y. *BOI* 's earnest but he's nervous. " *BOI* you're not ready" ...To drop deer, But *BOI* keeps on requesting... To Shoot bow, the whole shot, goes in prey's throat *BOI* approaches slow but he can't make killing Blow *BOI's* chokin, how? Kratos dad tries coachin Now The moment's run out, Troll bursts on in Blaow!
"Oh, I used to my axe to kill an enemy but I also didn't count those because as long as I didn't kill a boss with it I'm good" (10 minutes later...) "Guys, so I killed a boss with the...."
Hey dante, i dont know why but i just feel the need to say this to you. You are so hilarious and genius with you contents. You deserve more attention. I found your channel by accident and im really glad. Im always waiting for your next video and you always made my day. I just wanted to show you some support, bc i really like this channel. Keep the good work ❤️
@@andremerrick4925 aww thank you so much. I dont know how people usually respond to this, bc im not an english speaker, but i hope good thing for you as well
Well, I think I saw some inconsistencies. The first fight he doesn't take that much damage. Besides, enemies basically gain super armor when you deal a lot of damage. I really think this isn't on GMGOW difficulty.
Hey Dante, how is your recovery from the appendix surgery? I hope you’re doing great and thank you for your content. Keep up the good work, we will not pressure you do it all with your pace! Much love!
@I in the short term yeah it feels like someone is slkxing2open a part of your stomach and its painful as fuck so in the short term yes its worse my guy. Although people do have different pain tolerance so if you have superhuman pain tolerance that isn't a valid point to make.
The only difficulty I experience when doing this is the fact that most puzzles are axe-related and having to deal with it coming back to you every time you progress through areas.
How many times did you hear the word "boy" used in the video? Only true madlads can answer
Probably 127
B - 2nd letter of the alphabet
O - 15th letter
I - 9th letter
Answer *BOI*
I heard 30 “boys” and 20 “bois.”
69 times
boy.
0:20 "today I tried beating god of war with only my fists".
I'm not certain, but for some reason I get the sense that when you say today, you mean the past month.
Oh god you caught me
@@shu8440 of course, I should have realized that he slowed down all the footage, otherwise we would have only seen a blur across the screen when he put on his Nikes.
Hi Niall btw wobba wobba
@@supergamer-tt8lq hello their.
@@shu8440
No Hand-push ups actually
7:27
"I brought the filthy animal to her home, and also put the boar down" Best line to come up with at that moment !
I amAlfieeyy he doesn't record his voice during his gameplay
@@Hasbulla761 Well during editing then.
yep best one😂🤣
I was looking for this one
I literally cried of so much laughter when he said “A thick ass troll grabbed my meat and man handled my boy”. Oh lord, i don’t even know why i’m laughing but +1 subscriber, damn
João Victor Mitke Alão do Couto Your ... mindset is a little ... d ... d ... deer.
he's funny af
Wait wot?
Hey I did A challenge I Tried Beating The Last Of Us Part 2 Meele only can you check it out
2:57
7:22
I'm pretty sure that was every straight man's reaction to seeing Freyja the first time
She reminds me of my mother a lot so no 😅
@@Shroomroom-o5d send pics of your mother
I'm a lesbian and uh. Honestly it was mine too.
Try beating the valkyrie queen with fists only.
I did that to sigrun on base armour
SMYS 98 Hardest difficulty?
SMYS 98 tf I’m not watching but I checked and you actually uploaded vids but I doubt they’re actually on gmgow difficulty but I’m not watching to check
Impossible.
I do that all the time.
My first play through I forgot you could use the axe in the first fight against baldur so I used my fists and honestly it felt right. Two gods going toe to toe using raw strength
How do you forget about one of the main mechanics of the game like that? Like its hard to just not use the axe, for some reason i don’t believe you
@@TheDamnWinner bro why do you care? He just said a thing, he hasn’t given an opinion or anything like that. Plus, it’s been over a year since he commented that.
@@Bison_Beans i still dont believe him
@@TheDamnWinner ok and?
@@TheDamnWinner who cares if you don’t believe him?
Better title would have been:
"Fisting every enemy in GoW"
Better title would be the GOD OF HANDS cuz we all know kratos could whoop a nigga ass 😂
Word on the street is that the Valkyries love a good fisting.. and if you fist them correctly, Valhalla is certain for you 😉🙌🏾
IF I WAS me i would magma fist instead of fist
You mean Dad of Boi ?
Better title “kratos tries fisting boy”
19:50-20:04 is the best thing I've seen in a long time
"Told her we accidentally left the water running at home, and tried to get the frigg outta there"
Hmmmm...
Nice catch ;)
@@DanteRavioli i didnt think i would catch that, and wait you actually replied-
@@DanteRavioli work on your shit jokes my guy
Frigg Is Freya
I actually caught it cause I'm pretty nerdy about nordic mythology. But please don't make me write these crazy names, I can only pronounce them properly lmao
Kratos when he gets a taxi home
Taxi driver: where you going?
Kratos: home
Taxi driver : where’s home?
Kratos in the direction of home!!
Oh that's gold
Kratos: In.. The direction of home
Kratos: were hunting deer
Atreus: what direction
Kratos: IN THE DIRECTION OF DEER
@@mariyamyusra2709 Kratos: We're hunting McDonalds
Atreus: Where's McDonalds?
Kratos: In the direction of McDonalds
@@marisseandgale5365 Better go
6:17 That dude came in hot like: NO DANTE! FISTS ONLY, REMEMBER?!
"WHARAYADOEEEEEENG"
yeeaah you’re right 👌😂
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!"
700th like ur wc (btw dont get triggered)
3:22 "I gave the troll a good old chiropractic adjustment" *snaps neck*
"Last to the house is a virgin"
Well, then. I am glad the boy didn't go flash mode or else I would be concerned.
Ask Aphrodite who's the virgin
A good run
🧍♂️
“Don’t be a pussy Boi” I feel like this would be something that Kratos would say but also wouldn’t at the same time 😂😂😂
Fr Fr
@@elmoinapanda7021 you like your own comment cringe
i mean young Kratos woulda definitely say that😂
@@AbominableNation Atreus would be dead
@@capybara9521 u too bro
2:57
“And then we were attacked, a thick ass troll grabbed my meat and manhandled my boi”
Makes me laugh every time 😂🤣. Thank you Dante
2:59 what I told my daughter what her mother did and what she is 😅
Jotaro Kujo hah
@@thefervidactor8529 it was
@@raptorjesus3178 Yare yare daze......
Joseph Joestar oh so you’re approaching me, you know who I am yet you’re approaching me
You know, base of lore story wise this is exactly what happened for most of the time lol except for the always dying part. The dev already confirmed that kratos was holding back the entire game. Kratos could one shot everything, but well he doesn't want Atreus to see "Greek Kratos" lol.
True
"I was able to penetrate his heart with my love" he says as he violently fractures that mans ribcage with his own spear
Jinger Ralph thats the joke
@@MrRebel247 i know i was just pointing it out
Amogus
20:42 killing this enemy is actually apart of a scripted event triggering that cutscene where Artreus gets trapped under the corpse. So I think it's an exemption.
your right
As someone who killed that enemy two feet away the boy, the game forces you to use the Axe AND pushes you across the room so he can be traumatized.
8:14 “Safely out of these Woods. “Safely”. *Safely*
"I became a parrying god"
Me who played and beat the souls series but never mastered parrying "....must be nice"
I think that parrying in souls is way harder than god of war. Every enemy have different timings for each of their attacks. Some are so fast you have to press parry as soon as the attack begins. Others are so slow you even have time to press parry again after the first one fails.
I never parry in DS i...........ROLL!!!!!
Nah, press parry button once the attacks is “released”. Not during the “wind up”....and use a small shield. Most frames for parry window
- sincerely, someone that can parry freakin anything.
Rolling I framed is better than blocking 100%.
But a lot of bosses can be parried like pontiff, champ and idex gundyr, Gwyn, tons of Bloodborne bosses etc... I like to speedrun bloodborne and ds3 and parrying gets the job done faster in some cases
Apex try to parry Iudex Gundyr and turn slowly in to a parry god from there
"Then i realized boy was stronger than me"
Pulls out blades of chaos
belt of chaos*
13:38 Kratos: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More like 6:44.
Gun Troller no
whatever
@@tahabashir3779 shit up
@@afckingwizard6628 ok
6:42 that was a missed opportunity to say "This is Sparta!"
Dante has still yet to post the “Can you beat your wife with only your hands?” video. I need that guide man.
Nah it'd probably get demonetized
@@DanteRavioli You could live stream that run.
I have a feeling it's coming soon 🤣
🤣😂
“I think he kinda liked it...” “I think I kinda liked it.” 🌚
Why not to win the mercenaries in resident evil 4 without graving any times
That sounds like a good one
its kinda impossible even if you kept stun attacking them.Plus he wanted to play other games
@@academyjason are you sure that it is imposible?
@@joaquinfigueroa1193 yes,ive played mercenaries endless times,when you attack a stunned enemy and it kills them it only gives 3 seconds,and if you try to do that to other enemies,youve already lost the 3 second bonus you got
@@academyjason okey man, thanks for your information, i have no idea about that, so thanks
The pile of corpses when Kratos is pulled out of the light legitimately proves Atraeus is a lot stronger than he ever shows to Kratos.
Or that they arrived one at a time
@@Schnoz42069 Regardless it’s a 10 year old boy able to take out a creature that’s slightly bigger and taller than the average man, that also has wings and a magical spear that shoots light that blinds you. If it was one at a time it’s still impressive, if it was in groups like the game had been doing up until that point then even better
@@Schnoz42069you even play the game? Not a single point did those cunts arrive one at a time.
@@josephstalin2606 A 10 year old god with magical powers. Do not mistake him for an ordinary person, it will do you no favors.
@@razztastic Why are u talking like Kratos 😂 Either way I was still in defense for Atreus. Plus he didn’t even know he was a god at that point so he wasn’t using any magical abilities yet because since he believed he was just mortal it made him weaker AKA the sickness. If anything it makes it more impressive that he still held his ground against a literal swarm
"Beating his ankles and knee caps just like my wife"
Hmmmmmmm
@Scott Peltier OMG SAME HE SAID IT AS I READ IT.
What he meant was he had experience ;)
respect to you for actually doing this challenge in the hardest difficulty! Because the hardest difficulty gives the enemies a chance to level up when they haven't been attacked for a while which makes them stronger.
Me: I love God of War. Kratos’ relationship with his son reminds me of my dad
Dante: *Verbally abuses son*
Me: Was my childhood not normal?
69 likes noice
169 likes noice
Joetaco Dante?
Joao Soares The guy narrating the video. Keep up, my guy.
7:53 get the “Frigg” out of there 😏
Counting down the days till The last of us 2 comes out, then we’ll get that sweet Dante Ravioli content.
today we are exactly 100 days away from it btw
Last Of Us 2 will crush the industry, save GOTY!
@@falscherkim3033 the first one was overhyped but still a great game. But i think the second one will blow it out of the water.
Omg pre-ordered it months ago!! I could not be more excited for this game!
@@domainphantom7651 overhyped? the game only blew up after it launched, not even ND had that much expectation for it
“Boy missed his shot I verbally abused him” 😂😂😂
"there's no way to increase fist damage" strength stat: am I a joke 2 u?
Heart of midgard and traveller gauntlets: am I a joke to you
Unfortunately stats mean little to nothing in this game. It's the levels of kratos and his gear.
Anthony Rivera They have a huge impact but we don’t notice it. I recently did a second walkthrough of the game on GMGOW and I had 250+ defence and the damage I took was impressively reduced
Anthony Rivera oh but they do. Stats are what make gear
@@santiagoravina4057 just use Zeus build it breaks the game
19:55
Freya: U welcome...
Dante: U welcome..
... Lol the return to sender vengeance... LOL
6:41 I spit my soda all over the screen 😂😭
AAC LV boyslaughter
He was like *THIS IS SPARTAAA*
I didn't want to immediately click to your timestamp so I could be surprised. And I drooled a bit while laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
Having something to drink while watching a Dante Ravioli video is a baaaad idea.
ArthurAC97 same but at 6:08 too idk why
Dude!!! You’re freaking hilarious! I couldn’t stop laughing at your jokes throughout the video! Thank you
Same😂😂😂😭😭😂
yeah he was funny as f*ck lmao
19:40 - 20:00
Call 9-1-1 I can't breathe
Didn't know you watched non anime stuff
Dude.
You are fucking everywhere.
I swear you will even haunt my nightmares at this point.
floyd
0:43 HIS SHIFTY FACE THOUGHHHH 😂🤣😂😂🤣
Dante: We're going to hunt some deer
Atreus: Which Way?
Dante : *IN THE DIRECTION OF DEER*
I actually have God of War and I'm pretty sure that Kratos actually says " In the direction of deer " at that part, I played the hell out of it and I forgot so I'm not too sure if he did
@@ognjenilic3001 He did
@@ognjenilic3001 yeah the joke is kinda redundant XD
@@ognjenilic3001 he actually did
"I was able to penetrate his heart with my love" LMAO HAD ME ROLLING
Nobody:
Dads when someone wants to date their daughter:
Dare them to do what
I think he means date?
@@galactichasyoutube775 exactly
I triple dog dare you
@@jackhazardous4008 w u t
"Told her we left the water running at home... " 😂 that one got me.
I mean... You shouldn't waste water.
It’s finally here, the long anticipated, CAN YOU BEAT GOD OF WAR WITH ONLY YOUR FISTS.
How many times these words were said throughout the video
BOI: 52 times
BOI'S: 1 time
BOIS: 8 times
lol, thx?
so zero "BOY"
10:50 Thanks dude, you were a pretty cool dude aswell
😂😂😂😂 what a coincidence
16:00 "received" ah yes, I love receiving brain damage from the bully at my school.
“Do not push me, boy.” 😂 I died.
7:52 aaahh, I see what you did there
I don't get that one and i seen alot in his comments saying "i see what ya did there" and as a curious person i had to ask what it means?
@@moh3r079 her name is Freya, but as Mimir explains during a boat ride, in this game Freya (the Nordic goddess of beauty) and Frigg (the Nordic Queen of the gods, and wife to Odin) are the same person. Freya=Frigg
@@Kodiakhunter ah okk thanks
Nice
Dammit, how did I not catch that
06:16 even the game was like "EEEY CALM DOWN! YOU DON'T USE WEAPONS IN HERE!"
6:33 an axe usage, on BOI, Challenge failed
Are we just going to ignore how good this dudes editing and video is
Npc
7:50
"And we tried to get the Frigg outta there."
Idk if that was on purpose or not, but hey, good one.
*cough* ...source for the profile pic... *cough*
@@gatitagiz2 109851
Soul of Tinder freak
Imouto Therapy 🙏 Thank You Kind Sir
7:47 "I knew I had to get me and Boy outta there. So we healed her pig, told her we left the water running at home, and got the Frigg outta there."
Oh... Oh ho... You SMOOTH SONOFABITCH!!! That was the cleverest thing I've seen in a while!
That slap sound effect though 😂 4:20
12:13 I just realized he used a Lunch Club clip. I think it was great sense I’m subbed to all of them and their channel together
Dante, your vids are so AWESOME that I can literally watch them over and over again without getting bored
The boy must have been scarred for life after watching you fist a dragon.
But remember, in the hardest difficulty, one enemy is easier than 5 enemies, so Atreus technically was still stronger as he killed like 50 angels.
That's an image that does not need to live rent-free in my head.
8:17 I felt the exact same way
4:26 that was legend-meme-mate!!!!
7:00 that meme was funny ASF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
14:20
I have no idea why this made my eye sockets break for laughing so hard
Atreus: kills his first human.
[Jazz music plays]
Dante: "I think I'm kinda into it."
[Jazz music stops]
13:30 I remember feeling damn near clairvoyant when that guy attacked just as I predicted it would happen. I legit was just like "one of these times there's gonna be somebody in here" as I was opening the coffin. And then bam, ambush.
6:38 i didn't want this fight, but you would not listen AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGH
“BOI” has definitely became a meme.
*Inhales*
boi.
@@justanormalspearton9490 boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi
Boy* lmao how do you fuk that up
@@oxeexo6540 I love using the “I” instead of “Y.”
🅱️🅾️ℹ️
8:48 Exactly what everyone immediately did when they said not to.
10:59 💀the “ahhh” from shek has me weak
Upgrading the axe used to give you more damage with your fists, my first play through I only used the axe for ledge enemies and the blades right after I got them.
The thumbnail is showing us where his fist is just in case we forgot.
6:57 cant stop laughing😂😂
dude you can throw rocks in rage mode against ancient when he's opening his damned chest, its usually OHK or allow you to grab them. (I'm in 18:28 btw)
It will take to long obviously
@@Heromike-jm1ix Obviously? You don't get staggered or take damage while in rage mode, and ancients' cores stay open for several seconds, you can easily hit them with a rock in rage mode.
@@SalvageET well no duh but using the rock takes a lot of rage and he can only throw 2 (roughly) and then have to gain rage back. It will take to long
@@Heromike-jm1ix Two rocks are more than enough to kill an ancient, and he had runes that let him gain infinite rage over time.
@@SalvageET first off two rocks arnt especially that it takes a bit to throw one which means it can put the rocks over it’s heart after one rock and his rage will go away. Second off the tune take a long ass time to recharge and give him his rage overall taking a long time.
This video cure my depression.. Dude, literally the funniest thing on the internet, thank you
"In the direction of deer". I see what you did here.
In the Direction Of Boi
Repeated Kratos' line?
Boy: that it kratos: yes boy:that's it that's not a story kratos: MIND YOUR TONGUE BOY
"Lose BOI self"
*BOI's* palms are sweaty, Hand's weak, Bow is heavy.
There's *BOI* crying out his eyes already. Mom is Dead-y.
*BOI* 's earnest but he's nervous. " *BOI* you're not ready"
...To drop deer, But *BOI* keeps on requesting...
To Shoot bow, the whole shot, goes in prey's throat
*BOI* approaches slow but he can't make killing Blow
*BOI's* chokin, how? Kratos dad tries coachin Now
The moment's run out, Troll bursts on in Blaow!
Blitzball Ace BOI’s back to reality
shooting bows with brutality,
he’s on the ledge balancing,
saying “Kratos be proud of me”
@@larspaceship and @Blitzball Ace you guys are speaking the language of the gods 🔥
Don't let Kratos hear this or he might beat you up
Haha xD amazing
Beauty
11:27 is hilarious. LOL..
“Healed her pig, told her we left the water running at home and tried to get the Frig out of there” IIIIIII see what you did there
You made this challenge very entertaining! The commentary is hilarious I loved it
"Oh, I used to my axe to kill an enemy but I also didn't count those because as long as I didn't kill a boss with it I'm good"
(10 minutes later...)
"Guys, so I killed a boss with the...."
19:56 one pf the best jokes
7:28 I thought you reffered the boar as the filthy animal😂
I thought he said hore until he said the hottest girl in the world or something
You had me at "went down stairs and did 50 pushups" lol
13:24
" I killed the dragon EPICLY, the princess was saved, and B O I and i left with some fancy electric arrows. ,, XDDDDDDSD
14:13 "mind your tongue boiiiiii"
😂😂
Hey dante, i dont know why but i just feel the need to say this to you. You are so hilarious and genius with you contents. You deserve more attention. I found your channel by accident and im really glad. Im always waiting for your next video and you always made my day. I just wanted to show you some support, bc i really like this channel. Keep the good work ❤️
Evita Anjani you’re a nice human I hope you get good things in life
@@andremerrick4925 aww thank you so much. I dont know how people usually respond to this, bc im not an english speaker, but i hope good thing for you as well
Evita Anjani whoa I don’t speak English well either also thank you
💀I laughed so hard when he said “ I gave the troll a good o chiropractic adjustment” 😂
Holy f*ck,you actually picked God Of Boi difficulty,thats a Respect + if I ever saw one.
Well, I think I saw some inconsistencies. The first fight he doesn't take that much damage. Besides, enemies basically gain super armor when you deal a lot of damage. I really think this isn't on GMGOW difficulty.
16:34
Dante: as much as i love to pull out my belt
*meamwhile the fbi tells him to open up*
I waited so long for this OMG. I have literally been checking your channel for days. It's finally here. Now what do I do with my life?
6:53 he knew what you were going through 😢
When you got to the Ogre I lost it “ what are you doing in my swamp “ LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
Marvin Minaya hues this ogre didn’t have layers
Very impressive, now defeat a Valkyrie just with the BOY 😈
No.. the Valkyrie queen!
Hey Dante, how is your recovery from the appendix surgery? I hope you’re doing great and thank you for your content. Keep up the good work, we will not pressure you do it all with your pace! Much love!
He died 😢
everything is overrated Rest In Raviolli. F’s in the chat bois
Appendix? Is that around the waist area?
Hamza Gwamza kind of? I don’t really know but I had a surgery as well and yeah having appendix burst out is the worst fucking thing
@I in the short term yeah it feels like someone is slkxing2open a part of your stomach and its painful as fuck so in the short term yes its worse my guy. Although people do have different pain tolerance so if you have superhuman pain tolerance that isn't a valid point to make.
“Last one to the house is a virgin “
I laugh so hard
3:05 ur humour never fails me
11:04 traveler gauntlets: am I a joek to you
This is like modest pelican levels of sarcasm and i love it
The only difficulty I experience when doing this is the fact that most puzzles are axe-related and having to deal with it coming back to you every time you progress through areas.