I tried beating God of War Fists Only

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  • @DanteRavioli
    @DanteRavioli  4 роки тому +6923

    How many times did you hear the word "boy" used in the video? Only true madlads can answer

  • @Santisima_Trinidad
    @Santisima_Trinidad 4 роки тому +5018

    0:20 "today I tried beating god of war with only my fists".
    I'm not certain, but for some reason I get the sense that when you say today, you mean the past month.

    • @DanteRavioli
      @DanteRavioli  4 роки тому +998

      Oh god you caught me

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 4 роки тому +129

      @@shu8440 of course, I should have realized that he slowed down all the footage, otherwise we would have only seen a blur across the screen when he put on his Nikes.

    • @supergamer-tt8lq
      @supergamer-tt8lq 4 роки тому +3

      Hi Niall btw wobba wobba

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 4 роки тому +1

      @@supergamer-tt8lq hello their.

    • @K1NG_of_ReVeNGe1
      @K1NG_of_ReVeNGe1 4 роки тому

      @@shu8440
      No Hand-push ups actually

  • @JustAlfred3
    @JustAlfred3 4 роки тому +839

    7:27
    "I brought the filthy animal to her home, and also put the boar down" Best line to come up with at that moment !

  • @joaovictormitkealaodocouto9323
    @joaovictormitkealaodocouto9323 4 роки тому +3338

    I literally cried of so much laughter when he said “A thick ass troll grabbed my meat and man handled my boy”. Oh lord, i don’t even know why i’m laughing but +1 subscriber, damn

    • @terrylap6132
      @terrylap6132 4 роки тому +1

      João Victor Mitke Alão do Couto Your ... mindset is a little ... d ... d ... deer.

    • @stephaniecurry45
      @stephaniecurry45 4 роки тому +39

      he's funny af

    • @RGCN_0011
      @RGCN_0011 4 роки тому +6

      Wait wot?

    • @CorryWith2rs
      @CorryWith2rs 4 роки тому +2

      Hey I did A challenge I Tried Beating The Last Of Us Part 2 Meele only can you check it out

    • @burningwolf_9679
      @burningwolf_9679 4 роки тому +13

      2:57

  • @Fibbonaccisbane
    @Fibbonaccisbane 3 роки тому +49

    7:22
    I'm pretty sure that was every straight man's reaction to seeing Freyja the first time

    • @Shroomroom-o5d
      @Shroomroom-o5d 8 місяців тому +2

      She reminds me of my mother a lot so no 😅

    • @greenskripie7944
      @greenskripie7944 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Shroomroom-o5d send pics of your mother

    • @ladyofthesith1943
      @ladyofthesith1943 2 місяці тому +2

      I'm a lesbian and uh. Honestly it was mine too.

  • @jbhardy1
    @jbhardy1 4 роки тому +14019

    Try beating the valkyrie queen with fists only.

    • @GHASHTIKILLA
      @GHASHTIKILLA 4 роки тому +652

      I did that to sigrun on base armour

    • @A_Random_Rat
      @A_Random_Rat 4 роки тому +182

      SMYS 98 Hardest difficulty?

    • @andremerrick4925
      @andremerrick4925 4 роки тому +175

      SMYS 98 tf I’m not watching but I checked and you actually uploaded vids but I doubt they’re actually on gmgow difficulty but I’m not watching to check

    • @halimemsallak2990
      @halimemsallak2990 4 роки тому +70

      Impossible.

    • @RoostBR
      @RoostBR 4 роки тому +26

      I do that all the time.

  • @quazzaaboblob7519
    @quazzaaboblob7519 4 роки тому +1302

    My first play through I forgot you could use the axe in the first fight against baldur so I used my fists and honestly it felt right. Two gods going toe to toe using raw strength

    • @TheDamnWinner
      @TheDamnWinner 3 роки тому +51

      How do you forget about one of the main mechanics of the game like that? Like its hard to just not use the axe, for some reason i don’t believe you

    • @Bison_Beans
      @Bison_Beans 3 роки тому +160

      @@TheDamnWinner bro why do you care? He just said a thing, he hasn’t given an opinion or anything like that. Plus, it’s been over a year since he commented that.

    • @TheDamnWinner
      @TheDamnWinner 3 роки тому +16

      @@Bison_Beans i still dont believe him

    • @kirstyburston2912
      @kirstyburston2912 3 роки тому +81

      @@TheDamnWinner ok and?

    • @crackalackin3877
      @crackalackin3877 3 роки тому +52

      @@TheDamnWinner who cares if you don’t believe him?

  • @bobjones2294
    @bobjones2294 4 роки тому +3939

    Better title would have been:
    "Fisting every enemy in GoW"

    • @BLACKMANBLACKMEN
      @BLACKMANBLACKMEN 4 роки тому +84

      Better title would be the GOD OF HANDS cuz we all know kratos could whoop a nigga ass 😂

    • @93RG
      @93RG 4 роки тому +73

      Word on the street is that the Valkyries love a good fisting.. and if you fist them correctly, Valhalla is certain for you 😉🙌🏾

    • @SIMONSAYSBENDOVERPLS
      @SIMONSAYSBENDOVERPLS 4 роки тому +2

      IF I WAS me i would magma fist instead of fist

    • @tryhard_reaper2126
      @tryhard_reaper2126 4 роки тому +9

      You mean Dad of Boi ?

    • @DamonOnBikes
      @DamonOnBikes 4 роки тому +7

      Better title “kratos tries fisting boy”

  • @Niaz_S
    @Niaz_S 2 роки тому +20

    19:50-20:04 is the best thing I've seen in a long time

  • @Bxssxn
    @Bxssxn 4 роки тому +448

    "Told her we accidentally left the water running at home, and tried to get the frigg outta there"
    Hmmmm...

    • @DanteRavioli
      @DanteRavioli  4 роки тому +44

      Nice catch ;)

    • @Bxssxn
      @Bxssxn 4 роки тому +12

      @@DanteRavioli i didnt think i would catch that, and wait you actually replied-

    •  4 роки тому

      @@DanteRavioli work on your shit jokes my guy

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 4 роки тому +7

      Frigg Is Freya

    • @K1NG_of_ReVeNGe1
      @K1NG_of_ReVeNGe1 4 роки тому +7

      I actually caught it cause I'm pretty nerdy about nordic mythology. But please don't make me write these crazy names, I can only pronounce them properly lmao

  • @slipncobra2086
    @slipncobra2086 4 роки тому +4083

    Kratos when he gets a taxi home
    Taxi driver: where you going?
    Kratos: home
    Taxi driver : where’s home?
    Kratos in the direction of home!!

    • @TheJeccoo
      @TheJeccoo 4 роки тому +65

      Oh that's gold

    • @TheAlphaAndOmega21
      @TheAlphaAndOmega21 3 роки тому +36

      Kratos: In.. The direction of home

    • @mariyamyusra2709
      @mariyamyusra2709 3 роки тому +49

      Kratos: were hunting deer
      Atreus: what direction
      Kratos: IN THE DIRECTION OF DEER

    • @marisseandgale5365
      @marisseandgale5365 3 роки тому +24

      @@mariyamyusra2709 Kratos: We're hunting McDonalds
      Atreus: Where's McDonalds?
      Kratos: In the direction of McDonalds

    • @ZayToDiffrent
      @ZayToDiffrent 3 роки тому +1

      @@marisseandgale5365 Better go

  • @NoahEFHM
    @NoahEFHM 4 роки тому +761

    6:17 That dude came in hot like: NO DANTE! FISTS ONLY, REMEMBER?!

    • @MrLachapell
      @MrLachapell 4 роки тому +36

      "WHARAYADOEEEEEENG"

    • @edge4541
      @edge4541 4 роки тому +16

      yeeaah you’re right 👌😂

    • @NeroMystyra
      @NeroMystyra 4 роки тому +21

      "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!"

    • @khenpedraita9518
      @khenpedraita9518 4 роки тому +3

      700th like ur wc (btw dont get triggered)

  • @ghostrider4109
    @ghostrider4109 2 роки тому +7

    3:22 "I gave the troll a good old chiropractic adjustment" *snaps neck*

  • @undeadsoldier3258
    @undeadsoldier3258 4 роки тому +453

    "Last to the house is a virgin"
    Well, then. I am glad the boy didn't go flash mode or else I would be concerned.

  • @CDMydas
    @CDMydas 4 роки тому +1794

    “Don’t be a pussy Boi” I feel like this would be something that Kratos would say but also wouldn’t at the same time 😂😂😂

  • @thefervidactor8529
    @thefervidactor8529 4 роки тому +1585

    2:57
    “And then we were attacked, a thick ass troll grabbed my meat and manhandled my boi”
    Makes me laugh every time 😂🤣. Thank you Dante

    • @raptorjesus3178
      @raptorjesus3178 4 роки тому +21

      2:59 what I told my daughter what her mother did and what she is 😅

    • @thefervidactor8529
      @thefervidactor8529 4 роки тому +4

      Jotaro Kujo hah

    • @raptorjesus3178
      @raptorjesus3178 4 роки тому +2

      @@thefervidactor8529 it was

    • @vergil2067
      @vergil2067 4 роки тому +1

      @@raptorjesus3178 Yare yare daze......

    • @thefervidactor8529
      @thefervidactor8529 4 роки тому +3

      Joseph Joestar oh so you’re approaching me, you know who I am yet you’re approaching me

  • @4efarisatari190
    @4efarisatari190 3 роки тому +91

    You know, base of lore story wise this is exactly what happened for most of the time lol except for the always dying part. The dev already confirmed that kratos was holding back the entire game. Kratos could one shot everything, but well he doesn't want Atreus to see "Greek Kratos" lol.

  • @jockee1332
    @jockee1332 4 роки тому +393

    "I was able to penetrate his heart with my love" he says as he violently fractures that mans ribcage with his own spear

    • @MrRebel247
      @MrRebel247 4 роки тому +3

      Jinger Ralph thats the joke

    • @jockee1332
      @jockee1332 4 роки тому +3

      @@MrRebel247 i know i was just pointing it out

    • @NotRift
      @NotRift 3 роки тому +2

      Amogus

  • @xanosghoul
    @xanosghoul 3 роки тому +284

    20:42 killing this enemy is actually apart of a scripted event triggering that cutscene where Artreus gets trapped under the corpse. So I think it's an exemption.

    • @johnmartin8031
      @johnmartin8031 2 роки тому +1

      your right

    • @BezddDakota
      @BezddDakota 2 роки тому +6

      As someone who killed that enemy two feet away the boy, the game forces you to use the Axe AND pushes you across the room so he can be traumatized.

  • @silentlady1981
    @silentlady1981 Рік тому +8

    8:14 “Safely out of these Woods. “Safely”. *Safely*

  • @Kami-yk2nv
    @Kami-yk2nv 4 роки тому +282

    "I became a parrying god"
    Me who played and beat the souls series but never mastered parrying "....must be nice"

    • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
      @rumplstiltztinkerstein 4 роки тому +25

      I think that parrying in souls is way harder than god of war. Every enemy have different timings for each of their attacks. Some are so fast you have to press parry as soon as the attack begins. Others are so slow you even have time to press parry again after the first one fails.

    • @linkueiavenger4065
      @linkueiavenger4065 4 роки тому +11

      I never parry in DS i...........ROLL!!!!!

    • @derekcampbell4209
      @derekcampbell4209 4 роки тому +12

      Nah, press parry button once the attacks is “released”. Not during the “wind up”....and use a small shield. Most frames for parry window
      - sincerely, someone that can parry freakin anything.

    • @derekcampbell4209
      @derekcampbell4209 4 роки тому +4

      Rolling I framed is better than blocking 100%.
      But a lot of bosses can be parried like pontiff, champ and idex gundyr, Gwyn, tons of Bloodborne bosses etc... I like to speedrun bloodborne and ds3 and parrying gets the job done faster in some cases

    • @endthetem2650
      @endthetem2650 4 роки тому

      Apex try to parry Iudex Gundyr and turn slowly in to a parry god from there

  • @katerinamargariti4861
    @katerinamargariti4861 3 роки тому +193

    "Then i realized boy was stronger than me"
    Pulls out blades of chaos

    • @AdityaYT
      @AdityaYT 2 роки тому +5

      belt of chaos*

  • @ciprianbenea5690
    @ciprianbenea5690 4 роки тому +754

    13:38 Kratos: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @J3ffik
    @J3ffik 2 роки тому +3

    6:42 that was a missed opportunity to say "This is Sparta!"

  • @porkywharf.388
    @porkywharf.388 4 роки тому +696

    Dante has still yet to post the “Can you beat your wife with only your hands?” video. I need that guide man.

    • @DanteRavioli
      @DanteRavioli  4 роки тому +107

      Nah it'd probably get demonetized

    • @myzo247
      @myzo247 4 роки тому +9

      @@DanteRavioli You could live stream that run.

    • @billyhaigh9274
      @billyhaigh9274 4 роки тому +2

      I have a feeling it's coming soon 🤣

    • @1stNumberOne
      @1stNumberOne 4 роки тому +2

      🤣😂

  • @robertcone5368
    @robertcone5368 4 роки тому +291

    “I think he kinda liked it...” “I think I kinda liked it.” 🌚

  • @joaquinfigueroa1193
    @joaquinfigueroa1193 4 роки тому +381

    Why not to win the mercenaries in resident evil 4 without graving any times

    • @themanicman8458
      @themanicman8458 4 роки тому +6

      That sounds like a good one

    • @academyjason
      @academyjason 4 роки тому +2

      its kinda impossible even if you kept stun attacking them.Plus he wanted to play other games

    • @joaquinfigueroa1193
      @joaquinfigueroa1193 4 роки тому +1

      @@academyjason are you sure that it is imposible?

    • @academyjason
      @academyjason 4 роки тому

      @@joaquinfigueroa1193 yes,ive played mercenaries endless times,when you attack a stunned enemy and it kills them it only gives 3 seconds,and if you try to do that to other enemies,youve already lost the 3 second bonus you got

    • @joaquinfigueroa1193
      @joaquinfigueroa1193 4 роки тому

      @@academyjason okey man, thanks for your information, i have no idea about that, so thanks

  • @matthewroddick9737
    @matthewroddick9737 3 роки тому +29

    The pile of corpses when Kratos is pulled out of the light legitimately proves Atraeus is a lot stronger than he ever shows to Kratos.

    • @Schnoz42069
      @Schnoz42069 2 роки тому +6

      Or that they arrived one at a time

    • @josephstalin2606
      @josephstalin2606 2 роки тому +10

      @@Schnoz42069 Regardless it’s a 10 year old boy able to take out a creature that’s slightly bigger and taller than the average man, that also has wings and a magical spear that shoots light that blinds you. If it was one at a time it’s still impressive, if it was in groups like the game had been doing up until that point then even better

    • @things_and_such8566
      @things_and_such8566 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Schnoz42069you even play the game? Not a single point did those cunts arrive one at a time.

    • @razztastic
      @razztastic 7 місяців тому

      @@josephstalin2606 A 10 year old god with magical powers. Do not mistake him for an ordinary person, it will do you no favors.

    • @josephstalin2606
      @josephstalin2606 7 місяців тому +1

      @@razztastic Why are u talking like Kratos 😂 Either way I was still in defense for Atreus. Plus he didn’t even know he was a god at that point so he wasn’t using any magical abilities yet because since he believed he was just mortal it made him weaker AKA the sickness. If anything it makes it more impressive that he still held his ground against a literal swarm

  • @labibrahman1873
    @labibrahman1873 4 роки тому +302

    "Beating his ankles and knee caps just like my wife"
    Hmmmmmmm

    • @elena-px4bm
      @elena-px4bm 4 роки тому +1

      @Scott Peltier OMG SAME HE SAID IT AS I READ IT.

    • @goatpiece2258
      @goatpiece2258 4 роки тому +1

      What he meant was he had experience ;)

  • @lucem1014
    @lucem1014 4 роки тому +28

    respect to you for actually doing this challenge in the hardest difficulty! Because the hardest difficulty gives the enemies a chance to level up when they haven't been attacked for a while which makes them stronger.

  • @carlosnieve1225
    @carlosnieve1225 4 роки тому +248

    Me: I love God of War. Kratos’ relationship with his son reminds me of my dad
    Dante: *Verbally abuses son*
    Me: Was my childhood not normal?

  • @kicksandgiggles7
    @kicksandgiggles7 3 роки тому +22

    7:53 get the “Frigg” out of there 😏

  • @nosananolife9473
    @nosananolife9473 4 роки тому +623

    Counting down the days till The last of us 2 comes out, then we’ll get that sweet Dante Ravioli content.

    • @spyroarisato4564
      @spyroarisato4564 4 роки тому +12

      today we are exactly 100 days away from it btw

    • @falscherkim3033
      @falscherkim3033 4 роки тому +6

      Last Of Us 2 will crush the industry, save GOTY!

    • @domainphantom7651
      @domainphantom7651 4 роки тому +4

      @@falscherkim3033 the first one was overhyped but still a great game. But i think the second one will blow it out of the water.

    • @jilliancoleman9670
      @jilliancoleman9670 4 роки тому

      Omg pre-ordered it months ago!! I could not be more excited for this game!

    • @spyroarisato4564
      @spyroarisato4564 4 роки тому +15

      @@domainphantom7651 overhyped? the game only blew up after it launched, not even ND had that much expectation for it

  • @jrbanks7138
    @jrbanks7138 4 роки тому +259

    “Boy missed his shot I verbally abused him” 😂😂😂

  • @rasmusdamkjr5270
    @rasmusdamkjr5270 4 роки тому +884

    "there's no way to increase fist damage" strength stat: am I a joke 2 u?

    • @santiagoravina4057
      @santiagoravina4057 4 роки тому +104

      Heart of midgard and traveller gauntlets: am I a joke to you

    • @aMotionless
      @aMotionless 4 роки тому +7

      Unfortunately stats mean little to nothing in this game. It's the levels of kratos and his gear.

    • @bloodborne8311
      @bloodborne8311 4 роки тому +31

      Anthony Rivera They have a huge impact but we don’t notice it. I recently did a second walkthrough of the game on GMGOW and I had 250+ defence and the damage I took was impressively reduced

    • @jubbus
      @jubbus 4 роки тому +7

      Anthony Rivera oh but they do. Stats are what make gear

    • @ibrahimalsalmi4759
      @ibrahimalsalmi4759 4 роки тому +1

      @@santiagoravina4057 just use Zeus build it breaks the game

  • @apophisca2163
    @apophisca2163 2 роки тому +3

    19:55
    Freya: U welcome...
    Dante: U welcome..
    ... Lol the return to sender vengeance... LOL

  • @DMC_ARTURS
    @DMC_ARTURS 4 роки тому +471

    6:41 I spit my soda all over the screen 😂😭

    • @rainbowrobotman1218
      @rainbowrobotman1218 4 роки тому +1

      AAC LV boyslaughter

    • @juniz1982
      @juniz1982 4 роки тому +11

      He was like *THIS IS SPARTAAA*

    • @blacknerdtalks7921
      @blacknerdtalks7921 4 роки тому +3

      I didn't want to immediately click to your timestamp so I could be surprised. And I drooled a bit while laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arcuz7862
      @arcuz7862 4 роки тому +1

      Having something to drink while watching a Dante Ravioli video is a baaaad idea.

    • @andremerrick4925
      @andremerrick4925 4 роки тому +1

      ArthurAC97 same but at 6:08 too idk why

  • @yayomejia1451
    @yayomejia1451 4 роки тому +482

    Dude!!! You’re freaking hilarious! I couldn’t stop laughing at your jokes throughout the video! Thank you

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +663

    19:40 - 20:00
    Call 9-1-1 I can't breathe

  • @xxscoutxx8441
    @xxscoutxx8441 3 роки тому +13

    0:43 HIS SHIFTY FACE THOUGHHHH 😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @thundrthediety9292
    @thundrthediety9292 4 роки тому +430

    Dante: We're going to hunt some deer
    Atreus: Which Way?
    Dante : *IN THE DIRECTION OF DEER*

    • @ognjenilic3001
      @ognjenilic3001 3 роки тому +8

      I actually have God of War and I'm pretty sure that Kratos actually says " In the direction of deer " at that part, I played the hell out of it and I forgot so I'm not too sure if he did

    • @basharmusa2098
      @basharmusa2098 3 роки тому +5

      @@ognjenilic3001 He did

    • @solaire2271
      @solaire2271 3 роки тому +1

      @@ognjenilic3001 yeah the joke is kinda redundant XD

    • @eeremm5543
      @eeremm5543 3 роки тому

      @@ognjenilic3001 he actually did

  • @pcmasterrace206
    @pcmasterrace206 4 роки тому +128

    "I was able to penetrate his heart with my love" LMAO HAD ME ROLLING

  • @g1uvVy
    @g1uvVy 4 роки тому +635

    Nobody:
    Dads when someone wants to date their daughter:

  • @velcromastergaming2464
    @velcromastergaming2464 2 роки тому +8

    "Told her we left the water running at home... " 😂 that one got me.

    • @JJM8043
      @JJM8043 2 роки тому +1

      I mean... You shouldn't waste water.

  • @SockAnimates
    @SockAnimates 4 роки тому +131

    It’s finally here, the long anticipated, CAN YOU BEAT GOD OF WAR WITH ONLY YOUR FISTS.

  • @lurkinhehe
    @lurkinhehe 4 роки тому +473

    How many times these words were said throughout the video
    BOI: 52 times
    BOI'S: 1 time
    BOIS: 8 times

  • @pabloc4204
    @pabloc4204 4 роки тому +86

    10:50 Thanks dude, you were a pretty cool dude aswell

  • @NitromantoHDTR
    @NitromantoHDTR 3 роки тому +2

    16:00 "received" ah yes, I love receiving brain damage from the bully at my school.

  • @nathanwall37
    @nathanwall37 4 роки тому +102

    “Do not push me, boy.” 😂 I died.

  • @Kodiakhunter
    @Kodiakhunter 4 роки тому +216

    7:52 aaahh, I see what you did there

    • @moh3r079
      @moh3r079 4 роки тому +5

      I don't get that one and i seen alot in his comments saying "i see what ya did there" and as a curious person i had to ask what it means?

    • @Kodiakhunter
      @Kodiakhunter 4 роки тому +26

      @@moh3r079 her name is Freya, but as Mimir explains during a boat ride, in this game Freya (the Nordic goddess of beauty) and Frigg (the Nordic Queen of the gods, and wife to Odin) are the same person. Freya=Frigg

    • @moh3r079
      @moh3r079 4 роки тому +5

      @@Kodiakhunter ah okk thanks

    • @kongmode
      @kongmode 4 роки тому +4

      Nice

    • @rubub8455
      @rubub8455 4 роки тому

      Dammit, how did I not catch that

  • @BigBlueandWhite
    @BigBlueandWhite 4 роки тому +44

    06:16 even the game was like "EEEY CALM DOWN! YOU DON'T USE WEAPONS IN HERE!"

  • @punisherarmy3141
    @punisherarmy3141 7 місяців тому +7

    6:33 an axe usage, on BOI, Challenge failed

  • @boazwikeepa2568
    @boazwikeepa2568 4 роки тому +232

    Are we just going to ignore how good this dudes editing and video is

  • @ImoutoTherapy
    @ImoutoTherapy 4 роки тому +48

    7:50
    "And we tried to get the Frigg outta there."
    Idk if that was on purpose or not, but hey, good one.

    • @gatitagiz2
      @gatitagiz2 4 роки тому

      *cough* ...source for the profile pic... *cough*

    • @ImoutoTherapy
      @ImoutoTherapy 4 роки тому +1

      @@gatitagiz2 109851

    • @Jacob420Bong
      @Jacob420Bong 4 роки тому

      Soul of Tinder freak

    • @frasure6849
      @frasure6849 4 роки тому

      Imouto Therapy 🙏 Thank You Kind Sir

  • @harryguidotti3815
    @harryguidotti3815 3 роки тому +10

    7:47 "I knew I had to get me and Boy outta there. So we healed her pig, told her we left the water running at home, and got the Frigg outta there."
    Oh... Oh ho... You SMOOTH SONOFABITCH!!! That was the cleverest thing I've seen in a while!

  • @PortGamer_YT
    @PortGamer_YT Рік тому +2

    That slap sound effect though 😂 4:20

  • @pastephoenixx
    @pastephoenixx 4 роки тому +18

    12:13 I just realized he used a Lunch Club clip. I think it was great sense I’m subbed to all of them and their channel together

  • @nouranhafez8903
    @nouranhafez8903 4 роки тому +87

    Dante, your vids are so AWESOME that I can literally watch them over and over again without getting bored

  • @josephcomfortii9720
    @josephcomfortii9720 4 роки тому +111

    The boy must have been scarred for life after watching you fist a dragon.

    • @rendon978
      @rendon978 3 роки тому +1

      But remember, in the hardest difficulty, one enemy is easier than 5 enemies, so Atreus technically was still stronger as he killed like 50 angels.

    • @JJM8043
      @JJM8043 2 роки тому

      That's an image that does not need to live rent-free in my head.

  • @damusaetrum6742
    @damusaetrum6742 3 роки тому +89

    8:17 I felt the exact same way

  • @ajitpalsingh5770
    @ajitpalsingh5770 4 роки тому +63

    4:26 that was legend-meme-mate!!!!

  • @superreaper6211
    @superreaper6211 4 роки тому +27

    7:00 that meme was funny ASF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Seboostian
    @Seboostian 3 роки тому +15

    14:20
    I have no idea why this made my eye sockets break for laughing so hard

  • @ClemCuttie
    @ClemCuttie 2 роки тому

    Atreus: kills his first human.
    [Jazz music plays]
    Dante: "I think I'm kinda into it."
    [Jazz music stops]

  • @briantinsley3598
    @briantinsley3598 4 роки тому +23

    13:30 I remember feeling damn near clairvoyant when that guy attacked just as I predicted it would happen. I legit was just like "one of these times there's gonna be somebody in here" as I was opening the coffin. And then bam, ambush.

  • @nikogamkrelidze5065
    @nikogamkrelidze5065 3 роки тому +43

    6:38 i didn't want this fight, but you would not listen AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGH

  • @yoshimitsui2
    @yoshimitsui2 4 роки тому +268

    “BOI” has definitely became a meme.

    • @justanormalspearton9490
      @justanormalspearton9490 4 роки тому +13

      *Inhales*
      boi.

    • @mrcellpowerus
      @mrcellpowerus 4 роки тому +2

      @@justanormalspearton9490 boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi

    • @oxeexo6540
      @oxeexo6540 3 роки тому

      Boy* lmao how do you fuk that up

    • @yoshimitsui2
      @yoshimitsui2 3 роки тому

      @@oxeexo6540 I love using the “I” instead of “Y.”

    • @burningwolf_9679
      @burningwolf_9679 3 роки тому +1

      🅱️🅾️ℹ️

  • @Teekayhuey_TK
    @Teekayhuey_TK 2 роки тому +2

    8:48 Exactly what everyone immediately did when they said not to.

  • @drksmke7462
    @drksmke7462 4 роки тому +17

    10:59 💀the “ahhh” from shek has me weak

  • @ryanwilson5971
    @ryanwilson5971 4 роки тому +36

    Upgrading the axe used to give you more damage with your fists, my first play through I only used the axe for ledge enemies and the blades right after I got them.

  • @rocketonthebeat9441
    @rocketonthebeat9441 4 роки тому +57

    The thumbnail is showing us where his fist is just in case we forgot.

  • @rohann0442
    @rohann0442 3 роки тому +37

    6:57 cant stop laughing😂😂

  • @mystomachhurt9312
    @mystomachhurt9312 4 роки тому +54

    dude you can throw rocks in rage mode against ancient when he's opening his damned chest, its usually OHK or allow you to grab them. (I'm in 18:28 btw)

    • @Heromike-jm1ix
      @Heromike-jm1ix 3 роки тому +1

      It will take to long obviously

    • @SalvageET
      @SalvageET 3 роки тому +3

      @@Heromike-jm1ix Obviously? You don't get staggered or take damage while in rage mode, and ancients' cores stay open for several seconds, you can easily hit them with a rock in rage mode.

    • @Heromike-jm1ix
      @Heromike-jm1ix 3 роки тому +1

      @@SalvageET well no duh but using the rock takes a lot of rage and he can only throw 2 (roughly) and then have to gain rage back. It will take to long

    • @SalvageET
      @SalvageET 3 роки тому +3

      @@Heromike-jm1ix Two rocks are more than enough to kill an ancient, and he had runes that let him gain infinite rage over time.

    • @Heromike-jm1ix
      @Heromike-jm1ix 3 роки тому +1

      @@SalvageET first off two rocks arnt especially that it takes a bit to throw one which means it can put the rocks over it’s heart after one rock and his rage will go away. Second off the tune take a long ass time to recharge and give him his rage overall taking a long time.

  • @fenreard.9304
    @fenreard.9304 4 роки тому +12

    This video cure my depression.. Dude, literally the funniest thing on the internet, thank you

  • @misterdeath2451
    @misterdeath2451 4 роки тому +66

    "In the direction of deer". I see what you did here.

  • @braddicstewart4348
    @braddicstewart4348 3 роки тому +1

    Boy: that it kratos: yes boy:that's it that's not a story kratos: MIND YOUR TONGUE BOY

  • @pyguy7
    @pyguy7 4 роки тому +191

    "Lose BOI self"
    *BOI's* palms are sweaty, Hand's weak, Bow is heavy.
    There's *BOI* crying out his eyes already. Mom is Dead-y.
    *BOI* 's earnest but he's nervous. " *BOI* you're not ready"
    ...To drop deer, But *BOI* keeps on requesting...
    To Shoot bow, the whole shot, goes in prey's throat
    *BOI* approaches slow but he can't make killing Blow
    *BOI's* chokin, how? Kratos dad tries coachin Now
    The moment's run out, Troll bursts on in Blaow!

    • @larspaceship
      @larspaceship 4 роки тому +17

      Blitzball Ace BOI’s back to reality
      shooting bows with brutality,
      he’s on the ledge balancing,
      saying “Kratos be proud of me”

    • @malharm8351
      @malharm8351 4 роки тому +9

      @@larspaceship and @Blitzball Ace you guys are speaking the language of the gods 🔥

    • @yuzuki2385
      @yuzuki2385 4 роки тому +1

      Don't let Kratos hear this or he might beat you up

    • @RichyRich2607
      @RichyRich2607 4 роки тому +2

      Haha xD amazing

    • @AZay25
      @AZay25 4 роки тому +1

      Beauty

  • @lablueguy2000
    @lablueguy2000 4 роки тому +34

    11:27 is hilarious. LOL..

  • @PrinxeGaming_
    @PrinxeGaming_ 4 роки тому +17

    “Healed her pig, told her we left the water running at home and tried to get the Frig out of there” IIIIIII see what you did there

  • @Azumgi8
    @Azumgi8 3 роки тому +26

    You made this challenge very entertaining! The commentary is hilarious I loved it

  • @justinafanador2630
    @justinafanador2630 4 роки тому +9

    "Oh, I used to my axe to kill an enemy but I also didn't count those because as long as I didn't kill a boss with it I'm good"
    (10 minutes later...)
    "Guys, so I killed a boss with the...."

  • @leoistired29
    @leoistired29 4 роки тому +29

    19:56 one pf the best jokes

  • @itchyybrain5264
    @itchyybrain5264 4 роки тому +82

    7:28 I thought you reffered the boar as the filthy animal😂

    • @arc_vr2044
      @arc_vr2044 3 роки тому +1

      I thought he said hore until he said the hottest girl in the world or something

  • @boxhead411
    @boxhead411 3 роки тому +3

    You had me at "went down stairs and did 50 pushups" lol

  • @sequoia2704
    @sequoia2704 4 роки тому +5

    13:24
    " I killed the dragon EPICLY, the princess was saved, and B O I and i left with some fancy electric arrows. ,, XDDDDDDSD

  • @irish_man1788
    @irish_man1788 4 роки тому +177

    14:13 "mind your tongue boiiiiii"

  • @evitanjani
    @evitanjani 4 роки тому +54

    Hey dante, i dont know why but i just feel the need to say this to you. You are so hilarious and genius with you contents. You deserve more attention. I found your channel by accident and im really glad. Im always waiting for your next video and you always made my day. I just wanted to show you some support, bc i really like this channel. Keep the good work ❤️

    • @andremerrick4925
      @andremerrick4925 4 роки тому +1

      Evita Anjani you’re a nice human I hope you get good things in life

    • @evitanjani
      @evitanjani 4 роки тому +1

      @@andremerrick4925 aww thank you so much. I dont know how people usually respond to this, bc im not an english speaker, but i hope good thing for you as well

    • @andremerrick4925
      @andremerrick4925 4 роки тому +2

      Evita Anjani whoa I don’t speak English well either also thank you

  • @cristiantorres5929
    @cristiantorres5929 2 роки тому +1

    💀I laughed so hard when he said “ I gave the troll a good o chiropractic adjustment” 😂

  • @WOICECHAT
    @WOICECHAT 4 роки тому +23

    Holy f*ck,you actually picked God Of Boi difficulty,thats a Respect + if I ever saw one.

    • @BigBossZUCO
      @BigBossZUCO 4 роки тому

      Well, I think I saw some inconsistencies. The first fight he doesn't take that much damage. Besides, enemies basically gain super armor when you deal a lot of damage. I really think this isn't on GMGOW difficulty.

  • @josiefinatoqouia190
    @josiefinatoqouia190 4 роки тому +21

    16:34
    Dante: as much as i love to pull out my belt
    *meamwhile the fbi tells him to open up*

  • @helheimpanda
    @helheimpanda 4 роки тому +6

    I waited so long for this OMG. I have literally been checking your channel for days. It's finally here. Now what do I do with my life?

  • @MR115.
    @MR115. 2 роки тому +6

    6:53 he knew what you were going through 😢

  • @marvinminaya9043
    @marvinminaya9043 4 роки тому +15

    When you got to the Ogre I lost it “ what are you doing in my swamp “ LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jackcraven8345
      @jackcraven8345 4 роки тому

      Marvin Minaya hues this ogre didn’t have layers

  • @srt3422
    @srt3422 4 роки тому +27

    Very impressive, now defeat a Valkyrie just with the BOY 😈

    • @Nomad7262
      @Nomad7262 3 роки тому +2

      No.. the Valkyrie queen!

  • @jaskier1136
    @jaskier1136 4 роки тому +50

    Hey Dante, how is your recovery from the appendix surgery? I hope you’re doing great and thank you for your content. Keep up the good work, we will not pressure you do it all with your pace! Much love!

    • @everythingisoverrated3942
      @everythingisoverrated3942 4 роки тому +2

      He died 😢

    • @jaskier1136
      @jaskier1136 4 роки тому +1

      everything is overrated Rest In Raviolli. F’s in the chat bois

    • @alhamzahalaammoud7101
      @alhamzahalaammoud7101 4 роки тому

      Appendix? Is that around the waist area?

    • @jaskier1136
      @jaskier1136 4 роки тому

      Hamza Gwamza kind of? I don’t really know but I had a surgery as well and yeah having appendix burst out is the worst fucking thing

    • @Lieblingsmensch-un1bv
      @Lieblingsmensch-un1bv 4 роки тому

      @I in the short term yeah it feels like someone is slkxing2open a part of your stomach and its painful as fuck so in the short term yes its worse my guy. Although people do have different pain tolerance so if you have superhuman pain tolerance that isn't a valid point to make.

  • @brybry865
    @brybry865 3 роки тому +2

    “Last one to the house is a virgin “
    I laugh so hard

  • @harmansingh95100
    @harmansingh95100 4 роки тому +18

    3:05 ur humour never fails me

  • @phantom__1117
    @phantom__1117 4 роки тому +7

    11:04 traveler gauntlets: am I a joek to you

  • @SomeGuy-xd5fn
    @SomeGuy-xd5fn 4 роки тому +11

    This is like modest pelican levels of sarcasm and i love it

  • @bravepigster
    @bravepigster 2 роки тому +3

    The only difficulty I experience when doing this is the fact that most puzzles are axe-related and having to deal with it coming back to you every time you progress through areas.