I hooked my phone to my car and listened to this like a podcast on my drive home. NL, your audio setup is soooo good on my car stereo. Sounds really crisp and I wish I knew how good it sounded earlier. I don't need to see the Egg to love the Egg. The dulcet tones of your humorous dialogue is enough for me.
I recommend some lychee (perhaps a nectar)... and kohlrabi, since you like broccoli, but uncooked, peeled and sliced thin with a bit of salt and/or pepper.
Next he's going to be doing a smash or pass with baer and Dan. Mark my fecking words hes gonna be a mad lad. Or he's gonna rate every tetris piece. He's scrambled enough to do it.
That plum pit story hit so incredibly hard. When I was a child (Maybe 4-6) I was given a peach, and wasn't told there was a pit inside, lost both of my bottom teeth. A few years later, I found myself wanting to try a peach again, bit into one, and when I pulled away, there were dozens of tiny mites crawling out of the pit. I'm a 26-year-old adult. I don't eat fresh peaches.
@@joaquinbarbosa3904 Judging by your comment, I'm going to assume you don't know he is referencing a Guitar Hero/Clone Hero streamer who uses the online pseudonym Acai, previously making a big meme in the community out of the phrase "Imagine the nerves"
"I mean I have had dates, but I don't think I've had them enough to have a real opinion on them. I've only had like two in my entire life" -NL, 2020 For anyone who wants to add to their list of out of context NL quotes.
Please ACTUALLY be careful though, he wasn't joking when he said "eating lemons will fuck up your teeth." I also enjoy eating lemons but I abstain because I'd like to keep my enamel.
Just gonna go ahead and say if plum and peach aren't astounding I'm going to be very disappointed Not angry... just disappointed Edit: the appreciation for brocolli and brussels sprouts surpasses any disappointment I may have had
@@calmelbourne right, although I do understand the argument for them being similar, they are quite different and have totally different tastes. To me at least Also I feel what he means by he may like some things more than others because I feel the same just more extreme hahaha
Horseradish is also a really good cold medicine. If you are stuffed up, eat a tea spoon of it and you will be fine for several hours. I do it when I catch a cold and it works every time.
There is really no one else on the planet that can make an hour+ long video about ranking fruits and veggies entertaining other than NL. His commentary is unmatched on any topic. The alfalfa sprouts indeed taste like atoms.
I've been fine with everything so far until 41:15 when he put Kiwi into middle range just because he hasn't had one in 15 years, EVEN THOUGH literally right before that he said he loved them as a kid. Now I admit I have a bias towards kiwis, but his logic seems inconsistent and I feel it at least belongs in the good year. Does anyone eat dozens of any other fruits as a kid?
bro, watermelon is the ultimate fruit, just halve it and eat it with a spoon, then throw away the bowl. I do that every single day during summer. Also it's low calories, which is insane for how sweet and juicy it tastes
I read a comment about you and isaac and how people think they like watching 1000+ episodes of isaac, but it's not isaac it's you man, you can make almost anything entertaining. Keep it up, love where the channel is going and I wish you all the best.
I just discovered banana planning today and then you talk about it in this video, lol. I only eat bananas on weekdays, so I needed one for Friday, but not any more till Monday. So I bought a super green bunch for next week, and I found one random yellow one for Friday.
40:20 If spinach is the Explosions in the Sky of vegetables, and kale is the Godspeed You! Black Emperor, which band is broccoli? Mogwai? I'm pretty sure Talk Talk is brussels sprouts because their later work is what everyone goes crazy about and their early 80s synth-pop stuff is like how moms made brussels sprouts back in the day (which I also enjoy tbh). Brian Eno is obviously cabbage.
As someone who's native from a tropical island i must say your "never had it tier" has blown my mind , i didn't know it was possible to live 30 years ( presumably 10 of which you spend in a large city) and never eat Papaya , Passionfruits , Dragonfruits , lychees etc.
Someone told me about a Venezuelan expat cab driver telling them how Maduro is evil & the example he gave is that you can't get apples there at all times & I just sat there like, yeah, they don't grow there LOL go eat an orange, asshole
Oh blessed day, this channel is God-Tier. Eggdaddy we are ready for I Think You Should Leave tier list. I just had a big mud pie, I used too small a slice and now my stomach is absolutely FUCKED.
Im loving the lists. I've never even thought about what NL thinks about fruits and vegetables but now I know. Answering questions I didn't know i wanted to ask
Ranking every atom in the universe! Number seventy seven, the 3954th atom in the hair on the leg of a fruit fly in my kitchen. "Well I like the placement and it's a nitrogen atom so that pushes it up to great tier. I would prefer if it were in a house fly though so that keeps it out of astounding, I know that's a bit controversial but I stand by it."
You have killed me with laughter twice in 13mins! I'm going to keep going. As of writing this you made me laugh again. What you compare biting into things too early is great! It is correct but each time you said something different.
RE: first mushroom - baby bella, button, and white mushrooms are all the same species, same as portabella, just harvested at different stages of development.
Growing your own tomatoes makes them go from middle range to astounding for me once you found your favorite out of the hundreds of possible types. Before only used them in food to be more healthy but now im eating them like candy.
It's funny that pumpkin spice latte was the redeeming form of pumpkin, but in fact it contains no pumpkin. Pumpkin spice is the method of hiding pumpkin flavor
You've never had a date?
Elevate this individual please.
He just has been married for too long.
Please stop, he is already dead.
No maidens
No
Up Next:
Ranking Every Letter of the English Alphabet
"Let me tell ya, C... is a B tier letter. D on the other hand... that's A tier right there"
N - Astounding
L - Astounding
Alpharad joked (???) That he was going to do that too, which would be absolutely hilarious if him and NL did that.
NL, please make this happen
@@DragonFreaktheGreat alpharad and nl dont work together as content creators at all, but for that reason alone i think they have perfect chemistry
NL is so naturally hilarious that he can talk about fruits and vegetables and still make me laugh
This. So much this
I thought I liked watching hundreds of hours of isaac gameplay, but turns out the guy is just hilarious
Many people are saying this
“it just tastes like atoms” really got me.
Mastablasta 2966 why you never eat food and think it tasted like atoms?
I enjoy your naming nomenclature, my enjoyment of Mel Brooks films is palpable
watermelon irl
"This tastes green, this tastes white" Couldn't have said it better myself
I for one am highly anticipating "ranking every number"
I think we all know what tier 69 is in
Of course ranking every number in the natural, reel, complex, ordinal, cardinal and surreal numbers
I hooked my phone to my car and listened to this like a podcast on my drive home. NL, your audio setup is soooo good on my car stereo. Sounds really crisp and I wish I knew how good it sounded earlier. I don't need to see the Egg to love the Egg. The dulcet tones of your humorous dialogue is enough for me.
Someone needs to cross reference this with his grocery store tier list to see if there are any inconsistencies
Get em brother!
cross referenced, the egg is consistent
Pretty consistent
recently hes been saying how apples are the key to health so it makes sense that its at the top of the first tier
NL what are you going to buy out of the "never had it tier" next trip to the grocery store?
That's actually a great question.
I recommend some lychee (perhaps a nectar)... and kohlrabi, since you like broccoli, but uncooked, peeled and sliced thin with a bit of salt and/or pepper.
@@dhkoster Lychee is definitely up there, it's fantastic
@@dhkoster lychee is underrated
Next he's going to be doing a smash or pass with baer and Dan. Mark my fecking words hes gonna be a mad lad.
Or he's gonna rate every tetris piece. He's scrambled enough to do it.
Egg's Smash fighter tier list.
Oh my god the egg noticed me.
I swear to heck if I see a damn veggie tells smash or pass im out.
Is that a sex thing?
These ranking videos are getting out of hand, next he'll be ranking every star in the milky way..
I see that as a win
only 20 minutes per star
That plum pit story hit so incredibly hard. When I was a child (Maybe 4-6) I was given a peach, and wasn't told there was a pit inside, lost both of my bottom teeth.
A few years later, I found myself wanting to try a peach again, bit into one, and when I pulled away, there were dozens of tiny mites crawling out of the pit.
I'm a 26-year-old adult.
I don't eat fresh peaches.
That is one hell of a villain origin story
probably one of the healthiest tier lists on the internet
oh yeah, you like healthy eating? rank every fruit and vegetable.
nl likes healthy eating but he's never had acai, fake gamer
Romantic Outlaw never had açaí? Imagine the nerves of that man.
@@recursiveslacker7730 Imagine eating dirt flavoured crean
@@joaquinbarbosa3904 Judging by your comment, I'm going to assume you don't know he is referencing a Guitar Hero/Clone Hero streamer who uses the online pseudonym Acai, previously making a big meme in the community out of the phrase "Imagine the nerves"
Can't wait for the inevitable "Ranking every Ranking video" video.
ajackza keep an eye on Dan Gheesling's videos in that case, he's up to something.
He's lost his mind.
Legit been waiting with bated breath for the next one of these
"I mean I have had dates, but I don't think I've had them enough to have a real opinion on them. I've only had like two in my entire life" -NL, 2020
For anyone who wants to add to their list of out of context NL quotes.
26:07 NL on cucumbers:
“I like it raw”
Can we have a, "Cooking with NL" series? Sounds like you know a lot and I'm curious.
This is truly the peak of my life - watching a full grown man rank fruit and vegetables during a pandemic.
Can't wait for "Ranking every Planck second since the Big Bang"
oh yeah force that joke baby
“Eating lemons is psychotic”
I feel personally attacked
Honestly I eat lemons more than oranges, attacked is an undestatement
I don't understand the appeal they taste like punishment
Liam R the appeal is I have an extremely high tolerance for and appreciation of sour foods
Please ACTUALLY be careful though, he wasn't joking when he said "eating lemons will fuck up your teeth." I also enjoy eating lemons but I abstain because I'd like to keep my enamel.
@@liamr340 some people, including me like the sour of lemons
Just gonna go ahead and say if plum and peach aren't astounding I'm going to be very disappointed
Not angry... just disappointed
Edit: the appreciation for brocolli and brussels sprouts surpasses any disappointment I may have had
Thinking an apricot and a nectarine are basically the same is what got me.
@@calmelbourne right, although I do understand the argument for them being similar, they are quite different and have totally different tastes. To me at least
Also I feel what he means by he may like some things more than others because I feel the same just more extreme hahaha
Pumpkin spice lattes aren't pumpkin flavored, they're pumpkin spice flavor. Basically just a spice blend that's meant for pumpkin pie.
All rise for The Holy Egg, who's divine rankings dictate the order of all things corporeal.
I was unironically looking forward to this
Enelle, the B I O M A J O R: "It tastes like atoms."
EXCUSE ME.
He's not wrong though.
Booking a direct flight to Vancouver so I can defend green peppers in person
Mushroom on this list angers me greatly
Thankyou for giving Mandarins the respect they deserve truly an S tier fruit
"I dont think you should be smelling your pee" says man who drinks coffee on the toilet
like a rat
@@therru5943 i dont have poop in my mouth because i dont drink poop coffee
@MrPlayer1up the real answer is always in the comments
The classical music elevates this to an S tier video.
Now THIS is quality content
I was going to watch this while going to sleep, but I have a feeling I will get angry
😂😂
Its so dumb how wierdly happy i am that i disagree with him so much xD
Horseradish is also a really good cold medicine. If you are stuffed up, eat a tea spoon of it and you will be fine for several hours. I do it when I catch a cold and it works every time.
This man cannot be stopped. Such a blessed timeline we are in.
There is really no one else on the planet that can make an hour+ long video about ranking fruits and veggies entertaining other than NL. His commentary is unmatched on any topic. The alfalfa sprouts indeed taste like atoms.
Hey NL, love the video. Have you thought about ranking every Dark Souls boss?
Pears are like second cousins. They look great and are really juicy, but they feel wrong to eat.
excuse me
It's a new era, NL loving comments
Finally! Another man who prefers honeydew melons!
I've been fine with everything so far until 41:15 when he put Kiwi into middle range just because he hasn't had one in 15 years, EVEN THOUGH literally right before that he said he loved them as a kid. Now I admit I have a bias towards kiwis, but his logic seems inconsistent and I feel it at least belongs in the good year. Does anyone eat dozens of any other fruits as a kid?
Well, if you ever run out of games for Northernlion tries again, then just try fruits and vegetables of the "never had it" category
6:55 There goes that egg, kink shaming everyone again.
bro, watermelon is the ultimate fruit, just halve it and eat it with a spoon, then throw away the bowl. I do that every single day during summer. Also it's low calories, which is insane for how sweet and juicy it tastes
I’ve put this on three times now before bed and have not gone two food items deep before falling asleep.
Amazing content Enelle.
"My head looks slightly ovoid due to my headphones"
This guy.
My man is gonna make a Ranking Every Northernlion Ranking Video by the end of the year, mark my words.
Most awaited video of the week.
Doing Gods work right there
I read a comment about you and isaac and how people think they like watching 1000+ episodes of isaac, but it's not isaac it's you man, you can make almost anything entertaining. Keep it up, love where the channel is going and I wish you all the best.
I just discovered banana planning today and then you talk about it in this video, lol. I only eat bananas on weekdays, so I needed one for Friday, but not any more till Monday. So I bought a super green bunch for next week, and I found one random yellow one for Friday.
Ranking condiments: Confirmed for next episode
god damn he has done it again
40:20 If spinach is the Explosions in the Sky of vegetables, and kale is the Godspeed You! Black Emperor, which band is broccoli? Mogwai? I'm pretty sure Talk Talk is brussels sprouts because their later work is what everyone goes crazy about and their early 80s synth-pop stuff is like how moms made brussels sprouts back in the day (which I also enjoy tbh).
Brian Eno is obviously cabbage.
As someone who's native from a tropical island i must say your "never had it tier" has blown my mind , i didn't know it was possible to live 30 years ( presumably 10 of which you spend in a large city) and never eat Papaya , Passionfruits , Dragonfruits , lychees etc.
Someone told me about a Venezuelan expat cab driver telling them how Maduro is evil & the example he gave is that you can't get apples there at all times
& I just sat there like, yeah, they don't grow there LOL go eat an orange, asshole
He can't keep getting away with this!
Oh blessed day, this channel is God-Tier. Eggdaddy we are ready for I Think You Should Leave tier list.
I just had a big mud pie, I used too small a slice and now my stomach is absolutely FUCKED.
I've been waiting for this my whole life
I can't be the only one who's never watched this man play video games before.
You are and have been my favorite youtuber since 2016! thanks for the content! I adore the NLSS
He’s actually done it
Im loving the lists. I've never even thought about what NL thinks about fruits and vegetables but now I know.
Answering questions I didn't know i wanted to ask
Next video:
Northernlion tries 29 fruits and vegetables for the first time!
Cant wait for ranking every living person.
Ranking every atom in the universe! Number seventy seven, the 3954th atom in the hair on the leg of a fruit fly in my kitchen. "Well I like the placement and it's a nitrogen atom so that pushes it up to great tier. I would prefer if it were in a house fly though so that keeps it out of astounding, I know that's a bit controversial but I stand by it."
@@connorking984 Ranking all the particle states :o
Fuck yes.
i just realised that i have listened to a man discuss fruits and vegetable for an hour. thank you for the best background noise
These NL ranking videos have the cadence of a stand-up comedic routine to me. I love it!
ranking every atom, coming in a month to theaters near you.
I unironically really enjoy these videos
Dates belong into the astounding tier once you understand what you can do with them.
Should've ranked pineapples higher, if you buy them pre-sliced then that should also count, shouldn't be ranked low just because of inconvenience.
The lemon/lime debacle had me scared there for a second. I thought you were dissing my boy lime.
This is why UA-cam was made. Everything up until now, all of this, just for this.
I don't know why, but I feel the need to fill in this list myself now.
24:37 When Egg said "coconut?" I spat water all over my laptop
The madman actually did it
These videos are in the astounding tier for NL videos
You have killed me with laughter twice in 13mins! I'm going to keep going. As of writing this you made me laugh again. What you compare biting into things too early is great! It is correct but each time you said something different.
RE: first mushroom - baby bella, button, and white mushrooms are all the same species, same as portabella, just harvested at different stages of development.
Internet's busiest tier list egg
Ryanthony Fantourneau here...
my man is talking about our 12 year old palate and calls grapes purple and green
I used to put whipped cream on raw carrots and eat them
I have yet to watch this, but if strawberries are below Good, Northernlion's gonna get his eggs scrambled - Stay tuned.
If Strawberries are not on the list, I will hunt down the creator of the tierlist and shove 20 strawberries in his rectum - Stay tuned.
I only came here to see the red onion up on the astounding tier. Good job NL, you put it in its rightful place
Growing your own tomatoes makes them go from middle range to astounding for me once you found your favorite out of the hundreds of possible types.
Before only used them in food to be more healthy but now im eating them like candy.
These vids are really great and the music in the background is so good!
NL please rate ways to eat an egg
Rate every bowel movement you’ve ever had
Oh god there would have to be pictures
Insulted by the Green Apple placement.
Fennel vastly underrated, far more ubiquitous than most people realize
Wow pineapple did not deserve this slander!
It's funny that pumpkin spice latte was the redeeming form of pumpkin, but in fact it contains no pumpkin. Pumpkin spice is the method of hiding pumpkin flavor
Narrator: he did not hit 1 million eggs in 2020
The great egg has spoken, this list has become a staple in my household.
Awesome episode!!! Can't wait for you to rank shapes and colors next!!!!
We have reached a new era of enlightenment. Thank you NL for providing such quality entertainement over the years !
Grains next father
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Ranking the top 100 numbers under 100