Sentencing KIRBY Villains for Their Crimes ⚖️

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  • @kinglyzebra6417
    @kinglyzebra6417 Рік тому +570

    Considering the second/final phases of most Kirby final bosses, the thought of a giant eyeball being imprisoned in an ordinary jail cell is just hilarious to me.

    • @daxondelly2141
      @daxondelly2141 Рік тому +70

      perfect to bring prisoners anxiety and the temptation to sacrifice themselves or join the darkness

    • @tysondennis1016
      @tysondennis1016 Рік тому +76

      "Guards! Inmate 0 is bleeding at me!"

    • @skylaredwards8015
      @skylaredwards8015 Рік тому +20

      @@tysondennis1016 Lol

    • @dreadhat857
      @dreadhat857 Рік тому +3

      Haha you blinked I win

    • @stormy_does_stuff
      @stormy_does_stuff Рік тому +2

      ​@@dreadhat857 um you're not scp 163

  • @Hopeful_Neon
    @Hopeful_Neon Рік тому +242

    Void termina is just born. It's technically just a baby who only knew about sadness and grief.
    So he couldn't be tried as an adult in a court

    • @mrmr3657
      @mrmr3657 Рік тому +29

      That and DDD were the two that didn’t make sense to me

    • @Clover298
      @Clover298 Рік тому +27

      void termina wasn’t just born, he was resurrected, meaning he had been alive for who knows how long and was recently brought back from the dead

    • @ohreally69
      @ohreally69 Рік тому +11

      The term is "resurrect" not 'born',so it can be theorized that before Void died,it still did a lot of bad things and then just continued to do so after being resurrected

    • @SakhotGamer
      @SakhotGamer Рік тому +14

      @@ohreally69 We don't really know if it's previous iteration was bad one, given the lore bomb star allies dropped tells us that kirby could be just positive void termina, he could have just been another kirbo.

    • @oeynfrysdniydizsuhfisy1501
      @oeynfrysdniydizsuhfisy1501 Рік тому +5

      @@SakhotGamer who was made from evil energy hes the opposite of kirby so pure evil while kirby is pure good

  • @disneyvillainsfan1666
    @disneyvillainsfan1666 Рік тому +307

    Sheesh, I did not expect King Dedede to get 30 years in Prison. I know he was a greedy tyrant who stole all the Food From Dreamland's residents, but he more than made up for that by now!

    • @grayanddevpdx
      @grayanddevpdx Рік тому +93

      Kirby would try to get Dedede pardoned, I know it.

    • @emoji3266
      @emoji3266 Рік тому +55

      @@grayanddevpdx Considering Kirby, yeah I could see that

    • @PoyoDreamer
      @PoyoDreamer Рік тому +45

      Why dose Dedede have a harsher sentence then other villains? He’s not even a villain anymore! dark nebula is literally the lord of the underworld.

    • @tyronecrossman5014
      @tyronecrossman5014 Рік тому +30

      @@PoyoDreamer I think it’s because he’s been around longer so he has done more ON SCREEN crime, though he absolutely would have gotten let off easily for good behaviour and a good word (or lack there of) from Kirby

    • @jackminer2148
      @jackminer2148 Рік тому +13

      I expected he would get community service at most.

  • @gboy5955
    @gboy5955 Рік тому +166

    Meta knight tried to conquer Dreamland with an iron fist. Basically wanting to forcefully draft everyone in Dreamland. Surprised he was left out.

    • @emoji3266
      @emoji3266 Рік тому +33

      I mean..
      he’s an antihero not a villain. Those things are different

    • @kpounder4908
      @kpounder4908 Рік тому +29

      Compared to the other villains he’d probably be pardoned bc 1 count of world domination is like 10 years here and the good things he’s done would probably negate that

    • @gboy5955
      @gboy5955 Рік тому +12

      @@emoji3266 That still doesn't justify his actions, into wanting to forcefully overtake a whole country striking fear with a flying warship within itself is villainous af. Not to mention on how in the original superstar the final fight Meta knight himself threatened Kirby with death, as well as the chase sequence refusing to give up and wouldnt let kirby escape alive. After that embarrassing defeat I took it as meta knight now knowing he shouldn't fuck with Kirby and mellowed out big time becoming who he is today.

    • @gboy5955
      @gboy5955 Рік тому +7

      @@kpounder4908 like Dedede they both would be set off early due to good behavior lol

    • @Chara_Dreemurr1
      @Chara_Dreemurr1 Рік тому +11

      Well he was doing it because everyone was being lazy.

  • @kirbypro8112
    @kirbypro8112 Рік тому +375

    30 years for king dedede, just under the series' time of existence.

    • @KhaySem
      @KhaySem Рік тому +54

      I'd like to think he'd get out early for good behavior

    • @rudysarmiento8700
      @rudysarmiento8700 Рік тому +11

      Thankfully planet popstar's flow of time flys like a rocket

    • @fireembliam9090
      @fireembliam9090 Рік тому +3

      I see that this UA-cam comment of yours got that noice 69 likes as I am uploading this Comment.

    • @talenstout8324
      @talenstout8324 Рік тому +2

      ACTUALLY THE LENGTH OF THE SERIES EXISTENCE IS AT LEAST 100 YEARS BECAUSE THE SERIES STARTED ON GAMEBOY.

    • @werecatheartless5797
      @werecatheartless5797 Рік тому +5

      At least he was given some slack for the things he did while possessed by other Big Bads.
      But I do agree he more than made up for the things he did do by helping Kirby in many cases

  • @constantinb4592
    @constantinb4592 Рік тому +139

    2:38 "In Kirby dream land 1 and 2"
    KDL 2 : *possessed Dedede*
    ... Yeah, doesn't make Dedede's sentence just.

    • @tysondennis1016
      @tysondennis1016 Рік тому +25

      He has the excuse: Was possessed. It happened a lot.

  • @Game_Byle
    @Game_Byle Рік тому +157

    He gave Magolor, a person who wanted the master crown to control the world, have a lighter sentence than Dedede, a king who stole all of Dreamland’s food. Magolor was going to probably kill a lot of people who opposed him if he beat Kirby and the gang, yet he gets 5 while Dedede gets 30?!

    • @theimaginator6365
      @theimaginator6365 Рік тому +5

      Yep

    • @lulimdying720
      @lulimdying720 Рік тому +49

      He consciously tried to kill Kirby and co. before the Master Crown took over, so he definitely has attempted murder as well lmao

    • @star-rock6466
      @star-rock6466 Рік тому +8

      I mean, it's hard to give a sentence to a guy who want to control the world through some magic crown and interdimensional powers

    • @cyrix6165
      @cyrix6165 Рік тому +6

      Listen, King Dedede could have caused a famine to all pop star residents.

    • @Paradoxe_0
      @Paradoxe_0 Рік тому +12

      @@cyrix6165 what’s a famine to destroying a planet

  • @nosk7139
    @nosk7139 Рік тому +44

    Seeing King Dedede and the words "Sentence: 30 Years In Prison" on the same screen is hilarious to me. I'm genuinely crying right now, why is this so funny to me?

  • @Springdude11
    @Springdude11 Рік тому +184

    Considering the amount of Good Dedede has done since his more evil age, I'd be willing to give him a lighter sentence, obviously some degree of punishment is warranted, but a lighter sentence regardless.
    Also the whole stealing food thing kinda started and ended pretty quickly I think, so I don't think anybody would've starved to death because of it I would assume.

    • @gboy5955
      @gboy5955 Рік тому +33

      I could honestly see Dedede would be let out early due to good behavior

    • @starplane1239
      @starplane1239 Рік тому +18

      I'd think something along the lines of "life in community service" would make sense

    • @tysondennis1016
      @tysondennis1016 Рік тому +7

      Put King Dedede on parole!

    • @URFTBOUND4LIFE
      @URFTBOUND4LIFE Рік тому +13

      Dedede should get 5 years with parole. Probation of 15 granted that he stays out of trouble.

    • @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69
      @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 Рік тому +3

      *SPOILERS:*
      Magolor has served his sentence by slicing the manifested Master Crown in half and starting his own legally-certified small business.

  • @Pikminman1000
    @Pikminman1000 Рік тому +62

    What I want to know is… Why is the Forgotten Land final boss getting death sentence for trying to destroy two worlds…. But Star Dream getting a lighter sentence for trying to destroy ALL worlds????

    • @Mexican_Robobot42
      @Mexican_Robobot42 Рік тому

      Remember they mentioned slavery, animal abuse, etc.

    • @nidhogg8446
      @nidhogg8446 Рік тому +19

      Elfilis got much farther, actually taking steps towards it and ripping apart huge chunks of the planet which likely did cause some death
      Star Dream's plan got as far as announcing intent and then nothing more

    • @soulmaster9481
      @soulmaster9481 Рік тому +16

      Elfilis was implied to have destroyed other worlds before, unlike Star Dream, who only goes rogue at the end of Planet Robobot.

    • @Sunny-uz8cw
      @Sunny-uz8cw Рік тому +1

      @@soulmaster9481 But that’s just series implication and not displayed, which the video stated that we’re ignoring. So as of the video’s record, it’s just the two worlds we’re focusing on.

    • @soulmaster9481
      @soulmaster9481 Рік тому

      @@Sunny-uz8cw Star Dream doesn’t have much going for it aside from being a generic “ai that goes rogue and wants to destroy organic life”. Elfilis, on the other hand, brainwashed the Beast Pack and enslaved hundreds of innocent Waddle Dees just to complete its revival. And that’s just the beginning of the game. In the postgame, Elfilis shattered Leongar’s soul into pieces so it could use his body for world conquest.

  • @_Pickle_Cat_
    @_Pickle_Cat_ Рік тому +45

    Fecto Elfilis didn’t REform into Soul Forgo, they TRANSformed into Soul Forgo. Also, If you think an interdimensional butterfly absorbing someone’s soul is said soul “betraying trust”, then you’ve got another thing coming.

    • @Moonstruck_Arrow
      @Moonstruck_Arrow Рік тому +11

      Yeah, it sounds like he didn’t really get what was going on there…

    • @Kurubylovesdeeznutz
      @Kurubylovesdeeznutz Рік тому +2

      Me when elfilis got his sentence: so we are gonna kill elfilin? elfilin is a good part of elfilis that got separated so does this mean we are gonna kill elfilin too? [ I hope not ]

  • @gamebitz7397
    @gamebitz7397 Рік тому +62

    Magolor getting 5 years in prison and 10 years of community service reminds me of how Saltbaker got community service for trying to rule the Astral Plane

    • @elimoody9567
      @elimoody9567 Рік тому +5

      @GameBitz I will be their lawyer but I might need some help

    • @GooseandSquid
      @GooseandSquid Рік тому

      @@elimoody9567that pfp- no, no, no, NOT EYEA

  • @astralbirthvoid2551
    @astralbirthvoid2551 Рік тому +29

    Hyness was not corrupted in any way. He went insane because he was banished along with the other magic ancients. He was only corrupted in the Heros in Another Dimension

    • @astralbirthvoid2551
      @astralbirthvoid2551 Рік тому +3

      @@heyimhere5920 good point

    • @MorrisPXG
      @MorrisPXG Рік тому +1

      @@astralbirthvoid2551 yeah you are the one (Or the Jamba Heart) who controlled Hyness how did you not know

  • @theghosttm8245
    @theghosttm8245 Рік тому +42

    I’m surprised Yin Yarn didn’t get Brainwashing since he used his magic to control Dedede and Meta Knight into fighting Kirby
    Marx’s story (since the video seems to be a bit confused) is that he forced the sun and moon to fight to force Kirby into summoning Nova which he snatched Kirby’s wish which made Nova start hurdling towards Popstar which the sun and moon held back while Kirby destroyed it. Kirby then fought Marx and launched him into Nova which actually makes it explode and Marx survives this. Years later in Star Allies he returns to assist Kirby as long as he is well fed. I’m not joking about that last part.

    • @ikemike2649
      @ikemike2649 8 місяців тому

      Let's explain why dark Meta Knight is in the game which proves that not all the DLC characters in Kirby star allies are Canon but the original characters are Canon by King Dedede bandana Waddle Dee and Meta Knight. marx and Dark Meta Knight are still bad guys cuz they never apologized for their crimes we don't know if the descriptions for Star allies are Canon some can be Canon put some cannot be Cannon like marx and dark Meta Knight

  • @jaydenrush3919
    @jaydenrush3919 Рік тому +16

    You could technically have “turning people into yarn” fall under a mutilation charge. Since it resulted in Kirby not being able to inhale enemies or food anymore, that would likely be seen in court as an irreversible change to a person that impacted their way of life, along with all the other inhabitants of dreamland he turned into yarn
    Edit: Drawcia would likely also get this charge, but just for turning Kirby into a ball, as she doesn’t seem to transform any other inhabitants.

    • @jaydenrush3919
      @jaydenrush3919 Рік тому +1

      Looking this up, he’d likely get stuck with a sizeable fine, and spend up to 5 years in prison for every mutilation charge he gets (likely a LOT since he yarned so many people)

  • @jive238
    @jive238 Рік тому +60

    Hyness wasn't corrupted he just went insane, his whole plot was him getting back at the people who banished his tribe to wherever he's been till now. If anything kirby cured his heart of all malice he had returning him to the kind being who save the mage sisters from death(or rezzed them after depending on how you look at things) but he was malicious and headed a genuine doomsday cult.

  • @ThisAintGood.
    @ThisAintGood. Рік тому +69

    If Dedede was one this list then Meta Knight should cause he was the main villain in at least one game

    • @grayanddevpdx
      @grayanddevpdx Рік тому +11

      I think it would probably be only:
      Assault with a Deadly Weapon
      Attempted 2nd Degree Murder
      Attempted Regicide
      Attempted Hostile Takeover
      My approximation would say he would probably get the life sentence. Man’s was a villain for one game but did some very bad crimes.

    • @emoji3266
      @emoji3266 Рік тому +8

      Wasn’t he a villain in one Kirby Super Star game mode?

    • @UchaNekome
      @UchaNekome Рік тому +9

      @@emoji3266 Yep he wasn't even a villain for a whole game. This was his first appearance. Story went, his ship was coming to invade dreamland because in his opinion DDD was a sucky ruler and the citizens were too lazy. So he started a war for the rule of the country. Kirby was litterally the only citizen Metaknight respected and when Kirby took him down he accepted the outcome of the battle and never once tried to take over Dreamland again.

    • @Doodle1678
      @Doodle1678 Рік тому +4

      @@grayanddevpdx and he did all of that just because Dreamland was “lazy”

    • @spv4711
      @spv4711 Рік тому +2

      @@grayanddevpdx it wouldn't be tempted terrorism it would be regicide

  • @draxolot4716
    @draxolot4716 Рік тому +41

    Another thing for Magolor is that he also stole his ship and turned it into a weapon

    • @chaosenforcerdhm969
      @chaosenforcerdhm969 Рік тому +2

      @@heyimhere5920it isn’t permanent as it is a machine

    • @chaosenforcerdhm969
      @chaosenforcerdhm969 Рік тому +1

      @@heyimhere5920 mind control

    • @chaosenforcerdhm969
      @chaosenforcerdhm969 Рік тому

      @@heyimhere5920 I think my argument still stands for the videos logic as dark matter temporary alterations due to possession weren’t counted

  • @mystycsylver5991
    @mystycsylver5991 Рік тому +16

    I feel as though Fecto Elf Ellis should be a special case. It’s implied he was basically treated like a lab rat, and beforehand was basically just roaming the stars, and what he tried to do was drastic measures just to escape. I would still say he deserves a long sentence, but we don’t really know if he’s immortal or not, so I’d give him life with parole since he could have a chance to redeem himself. Plus the butterfly judged him well enough already.

    • @weegeerules1
      @weegeerules1 Рік тому +3

      Fecto Elfilis was also in the Forgotten Land in the first place to wreak havoc and destroy so it’s not like he was a peaceful being. It’s well-established that he intended to kill everything on the planet before he was defeated and captured.

    • @shinyeeveelution789
      @shinyeeveelution789 Рік тому +1

      Bro the "Elf Ellis" is killing me

    • @mystycsylver5991
      @mystycsylver5991 Рік тому

      @@shinyeeveelution789 Well that’s how the guy in the video pronounced his name.

    • @shinyeeveelution789
      @shinyeeveelution789 Рік тому +1

      @@mystycsylver5991 it is quite possibly the worst I've ever heard that name pronounced. And for a little salt on the wound, he sounded so confident on it. It's Elfilis, El-fil-is /soft s like a c/

    • @spamtongspamton7878
      @spamtongspamton7878 Рік тому

      Nah, they have been established to assimilate some unlucky planets and almost did the same to the forgotten land, his experience as being stuck for some thousand years likely made their thirst for destruction stronger, but they were already pure evil to begin with

  • @canadaismyfavouritecountry
    @canadaismyfavouritecountry Рік тому +27

    If you think about it, Queen Sectonia should have gotten off as well, since she was completely just corrupted.

  • @kpounder4908
    @kpounder4908 Рік тому +83

    I’m surprised court didn’t just go chop chop like they did with Mario villains (if US laws were involved, everyone but Hyness, magolor and daroach would’ve been given the death penalty). Maybe Pop Star only uses the death penalty when absolutely necessary

    • @soulmaster9481
      @soulmaster9481 Рік тому +29

      “Your Majesty, may I give them the death penalty?”
      - Escargoon

    • @catphin8495
      @catphin8495 Рік тому +17

      I guess they deserve to be left alive if they managed to survive Kirby

    • @magnusthevaliant
      @magnusthevaliant Рік тому +13

      Not really, they almost always use the death penalty. *cough*kirby*cough* Compared to dreamland, these sentencings are lenient and lucky for the criminals.

    • @sonicthehedgehog23145
      @sonicthehedgehog23145 Рік тому +6

      I mean it’s basically supposed to be happy world so

    • @StarshadowMelody
      @StarshadowMelody Рік тому +1

      I still think it's funny Daroach got hit with a light fine that would probably not be too inconvenient, assuming a reasonable wage(which admittedly does seem to be a pretty brash assumption these days!). Simply _having_ a criminal record is probably worse.

  • @The_Shimp
    @The_Shimp Рік тому +33

    Dedede has done way too much community service for 30 years. Also, can you even send the king to jail?

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 Рік тому +4

      That's pretty much the issue with getting Dedede for anything. Even if he never stopped being a villain, one couldn't use the law against him because he IS the law in Dream land. He iirc never committed any crimes in other territories besides when he stole stars one time, but I'm fairly sure space is a neutral zone were everyone can do whatever.

    • @claynorman8147
      @claynorman8147 Рік тому +1

      If he is in a place he does not rule or he gets usherpeped then yea

    • @SaiOkami777
      @SaiOkami777 Рік тому +1

      Assuming he doesnt have diplomatic immunity, im sure he could very well be sent off to jail

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 Рік тому +2

      @@SaiOkami777 By who? Meta Knight tried to start a revolution and was stopped by Kirby. And even before Kirby and Dedede were friends, Kirby wouldn't do it because he just ignored the guy when he wasn't directly causing shenanagans.

    • @The_Shimp
      @The_Shimp Рік тому +2

      @@lpfan4491 This is how dictatorships start

  • @magnusthevaliant
    @magnusthevaliant Рік тому +31

    Void getting charged with mass murder (which didn't happen onscreen) reopens the Galacta Knight case.
    Also filling Necrodeus' cell with light could be considered torture.

  • @finneganbump7673
    @finneganbump7673 Рік тому +15

    I bet every prisoner/villain could DEFINITELY break out

  • @LorriCollinai
    @LorriCollinai Рік тому +28

    When you do Fecto’s death sentence, be sure to remove the adorable innocent Elfilin first :)

    • @Kurubylovesdeeznutz
      @Kurubylovesdeeznutz Рік тому

      Yes yeysysysysysyyees we can’t kill our lovable good little flying mouse half deity boi

    • @littlefox_100
      @littlefox_100 Рік тому

      Yes.

    • @muitheruler
      @muitheruler 11 місяців тому +2

      Bro, that'd technically be a death sentence since Fecto canonically can't survive without having Elfilin inside him

  • @kyubeyz_7062
    @kyubeyz_7062 Рік тому +19

    If I remember correctly, Hyness wasn’t actually corrupted by the jamba heart in the base story. Instead his actions were taken in an act of revenge and malice towards the other faction of the ancients who cast them away, afraid of their magical power.
    When hyness *was* corrupted by the Jamba heart was in the heroes in another dimension mode, explaining why he takes that darker form and is healed by the friend heart at the end of it.

    • @Termina2018
      @Termina2018 5 місяців тому +2

      Dang... that makes his abuse towards the Mage sisters all the more heinous.

  • @maxblake5564
    @maxblake5564 Рік тому +19

    If Hyness walked free because he was possessed by the Jamba Heart, shouldn’t Queen Sectonia walk free because she was possessed by the Dimensional Mirror?

    • @alphadroid_131
      @alphadroid_131 Рік тому +6

      Technically it’s the opposite way round: Hyness was corrupted by the Jamba Heart. If you read the screens of some of the earlier bosses in Star Allies they talk about how characters “fall prey to its influence” and “become their worst self”.

  • @davidpacifico1019
    @davidpacifico1019 Рік тому +16

    Fecto elfilis DID murder several animals after Leos boss battle and unlike Leo, they never escape. In the final confrontation, you can see them struggling to escape, only for them to explode.

  • @Chara_Dreemurr1
    @Chara_Dreemurr1 Рік тому +20

    Marx survived the explosion of nova and was saved by magolor. Magolor says this. Also it's believed that the reason marx was being evil was because he was hungry and also wanted attention.

  • @hyhyd6135
    @hyhyd6135 Рік тому +26

    Ok, how the hell does King Dedede get 30 years while Magolor only gets 5? Dude literally wanted to control an entire universe and you forgot to mention the charges of animal abuse (forcefully attacking Landia) and attempted 1st degree murder trying to kill Kirby.

    • @JamesZeise-sm8uj
      @JamesZeise-sm8uj Рік тому +1

      4 counts of attempted 1st degree murder for Kirby, Dedede, Meta Knight, and Bandana Waddle Dee

    • @glassempire8429
      @glassempire8429 Рік тому +1

      I think 1upBinge just doesn't like dedede

    • @ikemike2649
      @ikemike2649 8 місяців тому

      That was not animal abuse all he wanted was to get landia out of the way and take the master Crown to gain infinite power but the crown controlled magolor and almost killed him but luckily Kirby saved him but he lost all of his powers in magolor epilogue and also the game was about him redeeming himself even destroys the master crown by putting his own power into a sword to make his own version of the ultra sword

  • @riccardofacella9489
    @riccardofacella9489 Рік тому +3

    Dedede stealing food: 30 years in prison.
    Some who want to conquer the Pop Star: from 10 to 25 years in prison.

  • @Hopeful_Neon
    @Hopeful_Neon Рік тому +12

    Dedede also did unethical cloning where he cloned Kirby so they could fight in an arena

  • @Paradoxe_0
    @Paradoxe_0 Рік тому +18

    Imagine trying to get a god into a cell

  • @susiehaltmann3342
    @susiehaltmann3342 Рік тому +11

    Yay, I don’t get to be tried in court. Huh, maybe you humans aren’t so bad after all. Maybe I should skip mechanizing earth

  • @geistgrace6452
    @geistgrace6452 Рік тому +12

    Dedede would probably be quickly promoted to head of rehab.

  • @sarcasm-aplenty
    @sarcasm-aplenty Рік тому +16

    Being turned into yarn is definitely a form of mutilation.

  • @pkfc9126
    @pkfc9126 Рік тому +14

    Hyness was actually never possessed by the Jamba heart, that openly happened after the events of the story mode. Hyness forsook his own heart in retaliation for what happened to his people and let himself get controlled by the negative emotions of revenge and hatred. It was these emotions that powered the Jamba heart when we sacrificed himself. So I’d argue that while somewhere down the line he did lose sight of reality, it was all due to his own choices to bring about revenge so i feel like he shouldn’t walk free

    • @Puss_pog
      @Puss_pog Рік тому +2

      However he did all of that madness because of his clan get betrayed and all of his people perish
      So he go into a rampage to revenge to his clan
      Also his good side outcome his dark side because haterd is what make him like that
      And again he is friendly and no one die so Kirby punch are more than enough to make him pay to his madness
      KIRBY CAN CRACK POP STAR ANYWAY

    • @pkfc9126
      @pkfc9126 Рік тому +5

      @@Puss_pog wow I understood almost none of that but being betrayed doesn’t excuse him from succumbing to his own negative emotions and almost completely destroying the universe. Yeah being betrayed is never fun but doesn’t warrant trying to end the world which is what he chose to do while completely in his right mind, not possessed by anything.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 Рік тому +1

      The fun part is that if criminal law actually existed in Kirby, then I'm fairy sure it would be decently hard to get Hyness for anything besides compensation for the accident of rogue jamba hearts causing damage. He was chilling in space and never directly interacted with any particular territory that isn't presumed neutral.
      The closest we get is the mage sisters parking the jambastion at Popstar and causing issues at his command. Potential issue with that being that there is reasonable doubt at the degree of his particular involvement in that incident. Iirc, the only confirmed orders were "look for and collect the hearts", not "drive one of our bastions around and cause damage."

  • @El_Omar2203
    @El_Omar2203 Рік тому +12

    Don't worry guys, Dedede ended up getting only 100 hours of community service by making a big cake for Kirby, also he's rich as hell.

  • @BullyMaguire2024
    @BullyMaguire2024 Рік тому +10

    Metroid Good to Evil
    Good: Samus
    Neutral: Metroid
    Evil: Ridley

    • @emoji3266
      @emoji3266 Рік тому +1

      I mean…
      Samus is good. But compared to other Nintendo protagonists, she would be on the lower half probably due to her bounty hunter past.

    • @BullyMaguire2024
      @BullyMaguire2024 Рік тому +1

      @@emoji3266 I respect your opinion but in my opinion she should be in the good.

    • @emoji3266
      @emoji3266 Рік тому +1

      @@BullyMaguire2024 Kirby: Am I a joke to you?

  • @Multi-ColorMadness
    @Multi-ColorMadness Рік тому +17

    Dang it! I’m in jail! I was just power-hungry, guys. LEMME OUT!!!

    • @SmolBeanxox
      @SmolBeanxox Рік тому +2

      Nope

    • @Multi-ColorMadness
      @Multi-ColorMadness Рік тому +2

      Hmph…looks like I have no choice…

    • @Multi-ColorMadness
      @Multi-ColorMadness Рік тому +1

      But to go SOUL. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Multi-ColorMadness
      @Multi-ColorMadness Рік тому +1

      BLAYH!! Oh ho ho yeah. Now that’s powerful. Powerful enough to bust this cell and GET FREE AGAIN!!! HYHYAYAHYAHYAHYA!!!L!

    • @haruemirali1126
      @haruemirali1126 Рік тому

      @@Multi-ColorMadness no stay inside You ugly jester

  • @ultimateyoutubera1683
    @ultimateyoutubera1683 Рік тому +5

    From what I heard the one thing that gave soul marcs first appearance was meant to be a hint towards the DLC years before it came AKA hinting that he actually survived

  • @floofycupkim1197
    @floofycupkim1197 Рік тому +6

    I was personally surprised hyness was let off the hook. And then finding out why i was like "hmm fair enough"

  • @IDKisReal2401
    @IDKisReal2401 Рік тому +8

    Outside of Dedede most of these are on such a big scale the legal system simply can't handle then lol

  • @luisrosado7050
    @luisrosado7050 Рік тому +6

    11:11 technically, it _did_ get the death penalty, and whatever remained was absorbed by elfilin, so accurate

    • @mach95a113
      @mach95a113 Рік тому +4

      Plus, after what the ancients did, Forgo definitely got punished sufficiently.

    • @georgiedenburrito87
      @georgiedenburrito87 Рік тому +3

      Plus, Morpho

  • @kirbypro8112
    @kirbypro8112 Рік тому +8

    I love how you did another Kirby video.

  • @VestedUTuber
    @VestedUTuber Рік тому +2

    Daroach's crime isn't even full-on theft. There's a separate charge for theft of low-value objects, it's called petty theft. And while theft is normally a felony, petty theft is a misdemeanor.
    Yin-Yarn, or more accurately his nitting needles, which are the actual entity (Yin-Yarn himself is a puppet), is technically also guilty of mutilation, which is a war crime. Normally this charge is reserved for grievous and permanent injuries but it's defined as inflicting any injury that results in disability. Turning someone into yarn would definitely qualify. Drawcia and Necrodeus would also be charged with mutilation for turning Kirby into a ball and murdering 9/10ths of Kirby respectively.

  • @ls190v2
    @ls190v2 Рік тому +9

    We had to put the souls of the former deceased villains into weaker bodies. We also had to force control so Star Dream couldn't escape. And don't even get me started on Zero and 0²! We also had to make the cells
    teleport-proof for Dark Mind and Nightmare!

  • @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8
    @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 Рік тому +15

    What did you guys expect when like 90% of final bosses are Elderich Beings of Mass destruction

    • @emoji3266
      @emoji3266 Рік тому

      *insert lacrimosa

    • @tacticabbage
      @tacticabbage Рік тому +2

      I EXPECTED them to go to jail, atleast all of them spending 10+ years

    • @prosylan6368
      @prosylan6368 Рік тому

      ​@22tacticrepollo how on earth are you going to put most of these into prison like star dream he is way to big

    • @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8
      @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 Рік тому

      @@prosylan6368 most of them are probably gonna get themselves executed anyways

  • @vinsmokefabulous7219
    @vinsmokefabulous7219 Рік тому +9

    Technically, Daroach didn't steal Kirby's cake. If you either look at the sprites for that cutscenes or slow down said cutscene, we can see it was indeed a Waddle Dee who committed the crime.

    • @iR-80
      @iR-80 Рік тому +6

      So did Daroach just happen to have a slice of cake on hand, or does he know how to bake?

    • @theimaginator6365
      @theimaginator6365 Рік тому +3

      Holy crap oh snappity snap!

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 Рік тому

      Funnily enough, Kirby's Dream collection on the Wii actually got this wrong(Along a few other details).

  • @LucasLaFontant
    @LucasLaFontant Рік тому +12

    Hyness Is The Only Characters In The Sentencing Villains For Their Crimes Series Who Got Freed Even To WickedBinge Which Only Covers Movies Or Cartoons

    • @kpounder4908
      @kpounder4908 Рік тому +1

      Woody and Captain Mccrea were pardoned but they didn’t really do anything too bad and this is the first pardon on this channel

    • @LucasLaFontant
      @LucasLaFontant Рік тому

      @@kpounder4908 Oh

    • @grayanddevpdx
      @grayanddevpdx Рік тому +2

      Is this written by Queen from Deltarune?

    • @LucasLaFontant
      @LucasLaFontant Рік тому

      @@grayanddevpdx No Its Lucas From Mother 3 But He Got Turn Into A Ball

    • @grayanddevpdx
      @grayanddevpdx Рік тому +1

      @@LucasLaFontant Then why are you writing in title caps?

  • @hyhyd6135
    @hyhyd6135 Рік тому +4

    Seeing a lot of comments saying that the Dedede sentence was bullshit, and honestly, I kind of agree, considering the Dreamland 2 accusation goes against your previously mentioned "possessed crimes don't count" statement

  • @forkwithasuit
    @forkwithasuit Рік тому +7

    Since Fecto Forgo and Elfillin are Fecto Elfilis split into two seperate beings, would both of them be sent to prison, as elfillin was unwillingly fused with fecto forgo to become fecto elfilis?

    • @kpounder4908
      @kpounder4908 Рік тому +6

      I’d imagine elfilin would be pardoned

  • @Cookie_Magika
    @Cookie_Magika Рік тому +5

    2 things.
    1:wouldn’t dedede not be charged with two accounts of mass food theft since he was possessed in KDL2
    2:wouldn’t daroach not be guilty of theft of the cake but of government property of dedede’s chest

  • @Lorkanthal
    @Lorkanthal Рік тому +2

    Queen Sectonia, corrupted by a magical mirror, life imprisonment
    Hyness, corrupted by a magical heart, free to go
    what?

  • @Rainock-qz5le
    @Rainock-qz5le Рік тому +3

    Magalor: 5 years of prison
    Me: Okay fair enough
    Hynas: walks free
    Me: WTF

  • @dashyburd
    @dashyburd Рік тому +5

    That's got to be the most awkward pronunciation of Elfilis I've ever heard. And I don't know where you got the "fake reformation" from, their body was destroyed at the end of the main story and presumed dead until the post-game. Oh but don't worry, that doesn't make their crimes any less severe! Before even doing anything to the Beast Pack, they had already attempted genocide in the New World until they got captured! Once free, they merely tried to finish what they started.

  • @tigeranimationsfilmstudios7340

    But Dedede didn't steal any food in dream land 2. in that game, Dedede was possessed.
    Dedede should probably not be considered a villain anymore either, based on how much he has made up for it.

  • @pokestar2508
    @pokestar2508 Рік тому +2

    Magolor was controlled by the Master Crown. In the epilogue of Return to Dream Land Deluxe, Magolor actually is a good character. The doomers and the crown's spirit are the real villains of that game. Good thing Magolor became a shopkeeper of the Dream Kingdom. That's community service under his belt.

  • @catherinebunny
    @catherinebunny Рік тому +2

    Yinyarn, drawcea and fecto could all count as mutation
    Forcefully turning people into yarn, removing someones limbs, the body horror hallway, shattering someones soul into hundreds of pieces,

  • @thequagiestsire
    @thequagiestsire Рік тому +5

    Daroach should get a slightly higher sentence as he and the Squeak Squad broke through King Dedede’s castle wall at one point, so that would be charged with breaking and entering and/or destruction of property.

  • @glassempire8429
    @glassempire8429 Рік тому +2

    I find it really weird that king dedede has it higher than hyness, because king dedede is almost always possesed, and almost always not a threat to kirby after he is defeated

  • @rudysarmiento8700
    @rudysarmiento8700 Рік тому +6

    Who is up for a lot of corrections on the sentences
    For me it's
    King dedede: no sentence at best, community service as a middle ground, or at worst a giant depth to the residents of dreamland
    Marx: make him drink holy water at a daily basis
    Daroach and by extention the squeaks: paying up and returning everything that they stole
    Yin yarn: life sentence in prison until proper sentencing by patch land put him in a metal box with no bars and instead glass)
    Nightmare: death (if we count the anime) or a life sentence in a remote location far away from anyone to avoid him corrupting anyone's dreams (if we don't count the anime)
    Zero/zero 2, dark mind, drawcia, Dark nebula, and necrodues: death (obviously)
    Void just call kirby

  • @EmpyreanRagnarok
    @EmpyreanRagnarok Рік тому +2

    Yin-Yarn is a citizen of patch land.
    Yin-Yarn attempts to kill Prince Fluff.
    The punishment for High Treason and Attempted Regicide is death.

  • @BlastTheBat
    @BlastTheBat Рік тому +8

    Wait, I expected Taranza and the KatFL endboss's names to be pronounced slightly differently, but I guess no official guide exists.

  • @The_Legendary_Nic
    @The_Legendary_Nic 10 місяців тому +2

    Void Termina is a baby. The actions that he took were a result of an outside corruptible force and a really bad tantrum.
    Hyness on the other hand, is completely insane. He is not mentally stable and a danger to himself, the people directly around him and by extension the universe.

  • @Random_Limo8051
    @Random_Limo8051 Рік тому +7

    In regards to yin yarn, I think you could possibly get him charged with mutilation, as your body is permanently changed (don't quote me on this tho)

  • @aureliamastergoomba1278
    @aureliamastergoomba1278 Рік тому +2

    4:50
    He got banished the edge of the galaxy, and got corrupted by Void Termina

  • @josephconover5270
    @josephconover5270 Рік тому +1

    Says Dedede is pardoned from any crimes yet still includes Dreamland 2 where Dedede is POSSESSED BY DARK MATTER SWORDSMAN.

  • @BobThePenguin.
    @BobThePenguin. Рік тому +1

    Necrodeus should absolutely get attempted murder thrown onto his sentence. The only reason he left one kirby alive is because that one managed to escape while he killed the rest.

  • @sorrel_leaf_vespers
    @sorrel_leaf_vespers 5 місяців тому +1

    "We're giving Fecto Elfilis the death penalty... not only are their crimes numerous and severe, but their fake attempts at reformation blew their chances at leniency."
    My dumb self: I can fix them

  • @cuckookirbyfan7192
    @cuckookirbyfan7192 Рік тому +1

    I feel like I should correct a few inaccuracies:
    1. King Dedede did not steal food in Kirby's Dream Land 2. That only happened in the first game and Star Allies (the latter due to corruption). In Dream Land 2, Dedede was simply possessed by Dark Matter and sent into a deep slumber.
    2. Queen Sectonia did not mistakenly think Dedede was the hero of Dream Land, nor did she brainwash him. That was all Taranza. Sectonia even blasts him away for his failure at the orders she gave him.
    3. Hyness was not corrupted by the Jamba Heart. He was corrupted by the darkness in his own heart after forsaking it and becoming obsessed with worship and revenge. However, he was further corrupted by another Jamba Heart in the epilogue.
    4. Daroach actually didn't steal Kirby's cake. It was some random Waddle Dee lmao
    5. Marx was never good. He was always plotting to take over Popstar for his mischievous deeds.
    6. Star Dream did not corrupt Haltmann. It simply erased his memories of his daughter, which caused him to change his goal to eternal prosperity for his company. Star Dream didn't even do that intentionally; it only happened because it was incomplete at the time.
    7. Fecto Forgo's attempts at reformation weren't "fake." What do you mean by that? Also, Soul Forgo is not a reformation, it's just Fecto Forgo's soul without a body.
    8. Star Dream's hatred for all life does have a reason: in line with Haltmann's goal of eternal prosperity for his company, it determined that all forms of life would be a liability to that.
    9. Void Termina did not travel the cosmos to terrorize and murder people who didn't worship him. In fact, I don't think he even existed before Star Allies lol. To put it simply, Void Termina is a reincarnation of Void using the Jamba Heart as a vessel.
    10. Void Termina, nor Void himself, were sealed in the Jamba Heart. It was the Jamba Heart itself that was sealed away because it was producing darkness. The English localization screwed that up so I don't blame you for that.
    11. The Dark Matter don't want to take over and rule planets. They simply want to plunge them in darkness.

  • @toubi4316
    @toubi4316 Рік тому +3

    I honestly never thought of Dedede as a villain.

  • @KIRB881
    @KIRB881 Рік тому +1

    Queen Sectonia isn't the one who thought king dedede was Popstars hero. It was Taranza's mistake.

  • @manoftheusajones5147
    @manoftheusajones5147 Рік тому +7

    Ratchet & Clank Characters: Good to Evil.

    • @emoji3266
      @emoji3266 Рік тому +1

      Please either do a video on Danganrompa or Nintendo theories

  • @GuyllianVanRixtel
    @GuyllianVanRixtel Рік тому +1

    Atempted murder is something Galacta Knite and Morpho Knight did. Morpho Knight I thinkn also did torture, with controlling all powerful beings.

  • @pptoni064
    @pptoni064 Рік тому +2

    Wow, this oddly interesting! Nice video!

  • @proffesionaldumbass681
    @proffesionaldumbass681 Рік тому +2

    Drawcia turning dream land into a painting would be torture.

  • @mdalsted
    @mdalsted Рік тому +2

    About Marx being Kirby's ally in Star Allies, the Japanese version of the game said it was because he didn't want to die to Hyness and the rest.

    • @ikemike2649
      @ikemike2649 8 місяців тому +1

      Let's explain why dark Meta Knight is in the game which means the DLC characters are not canon the descriptions may not be Canon to the characters to but maybe to the original characters or the original Dream friends like King Dedede bandana Waddle Dee and Meta Knight the descriptions of the DLC characters descriptions might be Canon I don't know if some are Canon

  • @ryanprjgamingchannel9437
    @ryanprjgamingchannel9437 Рік тому +3

    Still have a plenty of lighter scale of stuff compared to the previous ones...
    It seems harder also to exactly discern how much bad the actions and consequences can happen

  • @andyhua9939
    @andyhua9939 Рік тому +3

    7:09 You couldn't have just given President Haltmann a CGI image of himself, rather than an artwork image.

  • @L3ts_find_out
    @L3ts_find_out Рік тому +1

    You just straight up Can't sentence a GODDAMN GOD TO HIS GODDAMN CRIMES

  • @maximet639
    @maximet639 Рік тому +2

    was Hyness brainwashed? I was under the impression that what corrupted him was the hatred he felt towards the ancients who bannished he and his friends to the end of the universe despite Hyness and the other magician saving them but I might be wrong

  • @aureliamastergoomba1278
    @aureliamastergoomba1278 Рік тому +9

    There is an issue with giving Fecto Elfilis a Death Penalty
    Elfilin is a part of Elfilis and the kind one so killing Elfilis means killing Elfilin

    • @grayanddevpdx
      @grayanddevpdx Рік тому +3

      Just get Kirby to pull Elfilin out and then execute Elfilis.

    • @sarcasm-aplenty
      @sarcasm-aplenty Рік тому

      Execute Chaos Elfilis

    • @Chara_Dreemurr1
      @Chara_Dreemurr1 Рік тому

      Well... fecto elfilis did get killed. It became one with elfilin. Straight up became chaos elfilis. Died to kirby. Copied other soul bosses moves. Then died again and became peaceful as it allowed itself to be absorbed by elfilin.

    • @aureliamastergoomba1278
      @aureliamastergoomba1278 Рік тому

      @@grayanddevpdx they're literally the same creature, yeah, they can split apart, but we don't know what would happen if one died seperated

    • @grayanddevpdx
      @grayanddevpdx Рік тому

      @@aureliamastergoomba1278 Eh, 99% of Elfilis died and the remaining 1% returned to Elfilin. I doubt that they function as a singular creature when separated, because otherwise Elfilin would be having a heart attack after the Post-Game.

  • @EternallyAFK
    @EternallyAFK Рік тому +4

    Probably most or all of them can break out of prison with their powers. Like teleportation or breaking the walls. It would make sense if their powers were taken away from them.

  • @alphadroid_131
    @alphadroid_131 Рік тому +2

    To be fair to Void, it acts essentially as an echo to the emotions of those around it; and influencing those around it with those emotions: not possession. Basically, Hyness and Void were caught in a downward spiral of negative emotions. Also, many of your points on Void were speculative; we don’t know what was Void’s original rampage’s catalyst, just that it needed to be sealed away. Secondly, Void in present wanted to annihilate the world because that was the wishes of its followers: the Jambastion Cult(I guess). The wish to leave this world and start anew. Going back to my original point of Void morality being influenced by the emotions around it, I believe life with parole is a more fitting punishment; you just need some really positive thinking people for rehabilitation session with them.

  • @FoxGalahArtStuff
    @FoxGalahArtStuff 6 місяців тому +1

    Ah yes, my favourite Kirby location...
    *Ripple Planet*

  • @svxd7369
    @svxd7369 Рік тому +2

    I can't believe you did this.

  • @aidansexton47
    @aidansexton47 Рік тому +2

    Does Elfin get charged with association? I mean, Fecto Elfis is the combination of two beings

  • @supleh5937
    @supleh5937 Рік тому +1

    In some games Kirby attacks first like in squeak squad. He breaks into king dededes castle and the king was defending himself

  • @GrimCreeper349
    @GrimCreeper349 Рік тому +1

    Physical abuse isn’t what Hyness committed he committed Child-Abuse he adopted the three mage sisters.

  • @LegoDrDoom
    @LegoDrDoom Рік тому +1

    Magolord gets attempted Regicide for making Kirby attempt to kill a Dragon King and steal his crown

  • @hyruleprotector6897
    @hyruleprotector6897 Рік тому +1

    Two things:
    Zero, Zero Two, Dark Matter, and Dark Nebula are all Canonically guilty of several cases of genocide
    Void Termina is heavily suggested to be a title, a general term for a being born of evil Void. So as Kirby is all goodness, Void Termina is pure wickedness.

  • @kabalthecybop6145
    @kabalthecybop6145 Рік тому +2

    So, Star dream tried to kill everything in the universe, Brainwashed a brilliant man, and technically kidnapped Galacta Knight and gets off with a life sentence? Nah turn that machine off.

  • @TeamMagolor247
    @TeamMagolor247 Рік тому +1

    Fecto Elfilis has the exact same story as Mewtwo, it all makes sense. If your gonna give Elfilin a Pokémon it has to be Shiny mew do to its story and it’s color being the same as Elfilin

  • @franciscotapia9682
    @franciscotapia9682 Рік тому +1

    Inmate #C1436 Hyness ("Haltmann" universe)
    Criminal charges:same as canon hyness but was also in charge of selling dangerious monsters towards planet Equidae and was genuinely evil rather than being under the controls of a mythical artifact
    Sentence: DEATH PENALTY

  • @mask_vids9834
    @mask_vids9834 Рік тому +1

    Potentially Permanently changing someone’s physical appearance(Technically if changing someone’s race which we could consider becoming yarn as in the Kirby universe would be considered:) is Mutilation. With World domination not having accomplished a task does not eliminate that it’s a crime. Especially when intending to use a potentially devastating weapon like for example; A device that can make any desire come true and turn you into essentially a god or equate to enough power to conquer a planet. Also potentially even being in possession of that level of power could be illegal if it were possible. There’s also the idea of a pardon.

  • @a.l.brandt7063
    @a.l.brandt7063 Рік тому +2

    Soul forgo was not good, he was about to kill kirby

    • @emoji3266
      @emoji3266 Рік тому

      *inserts Lacrimosa

    • @PoyoDreamer
      @PoyoDreamer Рік тому

      Well yeah… every villain tried to kill Kirby, no crap.

  • @thekilleremerald
    @thekilleremerald Рік тому +3

    Here is another one for Nightmare, Controlling people through nightmares is torture as he is trying to force them to do what he want by inflicting pain and suffering ENDLESSLY mind you. So if you ask me that deserves a way heavier sentence.

  • @Springtime562
    @Springtime562 Рік тому +2

    3:15 He was possessed by the master crown!!
    4:53 also mentally!
    5:29 MAGOLOR WAS TOO POSSESSED! BY THE CROWN!!!

  • @YugiDmega
    @YugiDmega Рік тому +3

    King D: Nearly caused a famine, twice, swings hammers. 30yrs
    Magalore: Near hostile take over of the GALAXY. TWICE. 5yrs
    Edit to add: Wasn't King D **possessed** in Kirby Dreamlands 2? I recall there being a possession

    • @YugiDmega
      @YugiDmega Рік тому

      @@heyimhere5920 which makes the sentencing extra wrong