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  • @anonymousanemone5967
    @anonymousanemone5967 5 років тому +6460

    "Your butt is magnificent."
    Why thank you, Michael. Glad you noticed.

    • @wr.en.
      @wr.en. 3 роки тому +31

      Captain Jack Harkness vibes

    • @TeeSilvera
      @TeeSilvera 3 роки тому +79

      "glad u noticed" lmao

    • @flabbergasted1
      @flabbergasted1 3 роки тому +15

      i commented this too without seeing this should I delete it?

    • @rishabhshah8754
      @rishabhshah8754 3 роки тому +17

      it do be looking thic tho

    • @ExplodingSteve
      @ExplodingSteve 3 роки тому +13

      i scrolled down to this comment as he said that
      what are the odds

  • @vincaman5664
    @vincaman5664 7 років тому +7439

    "Your butt is magnificent."
    I am both flattered and distressed.

    • @darkhoodchief
      @darkhoodchief 5 років тому +124

      "Am I supposed to take that as a compliment or. . . ?"

    • @indigofenrir7236
      @indigofenrir7236 5 років тому +209

      Why, thank you. It can hold 477 liters of feces.

    • @tuser8
      @tuser8 5 років тому +67

      You have quite the buttload in there.

    • @stuckylar
      @stuckylar 5 років тому +79

      Ok these jokes are just a bummer...

    • @fuju7871
      @fuju7871 5 років тому +68

      Well, someone has to always be the butt of the jokes.

  • @tumadretieneunapoia
    @tumadretieneunapoia 4 роки тому +3978

    Q:"why is your bottom at the middle?"
    A: "A human will eventually outrun a horse"

  • @jacobhqgaming6262
    @jacobhqgaming6262 4 роки тому +875

    "butt" was always a funny word when we were younger ofc, but classifying "butt" as a unit of measurement is where I died

  • @friendrequest6030
    @friendrequest6030 6 років тому +12693

    i want to laugh. but michael's seriousness makes me feel serious too.

    • @meeraaa08
      @meeraaa08 5 років тому +74

      lmao

    • @yash5879
      @yash5879 5 років тому +23

      LMAO

    • @shutg6075
      @shutg6075 5 років тому +3

      Yeet

    • @anon1626
      @anon1626 5 років тому +3

      @@hwfq34fajw9foiffawdiufhuaiwfhw lmfao

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 5 років тому +52

      laugh seriously then

  • @henryambrose8607
    @henryambrose8607 6 років тому +5781

    "We can pretty much only outsprint vegetables"
    Thanks, Michael.

    • @godmodevegeta1216
      @godmodevegeta1216 4 роки тому +190

      People in wheelchairs: -_-

    • @an_annoying_cat
      @an_annoying_cat 4 роки тому +88

      Cripples never win anything. See Steel Ball Run

    • @itzslendeh8712
      @itzslendeh8712 4 роки тому +34

      @@an_annoying_cat "We got another JoJo Fan here."

    • @fates6922
      @fates6922 4 роки тому +21

      Don’t be negative, we can still win a cross-country marathon against cheetahs!

    • @demonstalker7925
      @demonstalker7925 4 роки тому +23

      So we can't outsprint fruit?

  • @Yesenn
    @Yesenn 4 роки тому +2630

    Michael: "Humans are *the* running animal"
    Me: Gets exhausted from standing still for 1 minute

    • @severablegibbon
      @severablegibbon 4 роки тому +64

      I get winded from opening the fridge too fast!
      -Dan Avidan

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 3 роки тому +2

      Me

    • @matteofaccin6636
      @matteofaccin6636 3 роки тому +90

      Fun fact: running at low speeds for a certain amount of time is less tiring for a human's legs, butt and feet, than standing for the same amount of time

    • @erm_honestly
      @erm_honestly 3 роки тому +22

      @just dont copied

    • @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja
      @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja 3 роки тому +9

      @@matteofaccin6636 Ain't running at low speed just walking quickly?
      Basically, I want you to tell me what speed (in km/h) is considered slow running.

  • @renvvy6066
    @renvvy6066 4 роки тому +474

    I love how Michael just takes a shower thoughts and converts them into a 10 to 20 minute video that somehow manages to blow your mind with more information than you came for

    • @eyalmeirbarnea8706
      @eyalmeirbarnea8706 9 місяців тому +1

      It's more then a shower thought . It's science

    • @Vesteio
      @Vesteio 6 місяців тому

      @@eyalmeirbarnea8706it’s a shower thought pal

  • @madisonamyjones123
    @madisonamyjones123 8 років тому +1985

    So is 1,000 buttloads a shit ton?

  • @michaelkuhn3085
    @michaelkuhn3085 5 років тому +4282

    Did I just watch a 10 minute video about butts?
    Yes. Yes I did.

    • @atemoc
      @atemoc 5 років тому +50

      Butt it's not a bad thing :p

    • @dev-bv5zg
      @dev-bv5zg 4 роки тому +7

      .... and 22 seconds :3

    • @FBIagentObama
      @FBIagentObama 4 роки тому +12

      ௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌௌ

    • @Pedro-fh9ec
      @Pedro-fh9ec 4 роки тому +61

      Well I'm kinda used to it, but in a different site

    • @bartsimpson8117
      @bartsimpson8117 4 роки тому +8

      porn

  • @pixelation6224
    @pixelation6224 4 роки тому +186

    Michael: why is your BOTTOM in the MIDDLE?
    Michael 7 minutes later: humans are THE running animal.

  • @ungratefulmango
    @ungratefulmango Рік тому +45

    I can't believe this series is 9 years old already. It feels like just yesterday that I was waiting with bated breath for each new episode.

  • @heyitzrane3025
    @heyitzrane3025 4 роки тому +6042

    "A human, running like a quadruped, is creepy."
    So you're scared of babies?

    • @katie-ampersand
      @katie-ampersand 4 роки тому +764

      You're telling me they're not scary?

    • @denkihere
      @denkihere 4 роки тому +257

      oh no I'm not scared. but what if they RUN

    • @FBIagentObama
      @FBIagentObama 4 роки тому +288

      *Babies are fucking terrifying*

    • @iamarizonaball2642
      @iamarizonaball2642 4 роки тому +12

      HeyItzRane I am

    • @LoriWolfcat
      @LoriWolfcat 4 роки тому +151

      HeyItzRane They don’t do that. They crawl. They use their hands and knees, not feet.

  • @AusyG
    @AusyG 6 років тому +3456

    I like big butts and my evolutionary biology says that I can not lie

    • @SFSAtlas
      @SFSAtlas 5 років тому +13

      Lol

    • @fuju7871
      @fuju7871 5 років тому +3

      Mood

    • @Halolaloo
      @Halolaloo 4 роки тому +2

      Die Orsons :D

    • @ramytlili419
      @ramytlili419 4 роки тому +27

      I see so you're a man of culture as well

    • @bukucinho
      @bukucinho 4 роки тому +1

      Ramy Tlili
      Whats that

  • @ty21000
    @ty21000 2 роки тому +125

    Vsauce is the type of person that takes questions you have when your high and makes them scientific and serious

    • @KingSmke
      @KingSmke Рік тому

      I need someone to get high wit like that fr fr

  • @YeppyNope
    @YeppyNope 4 роки тому +44

    5:54 I didn't know the word simp still has the same meaning as now back then

  • @TrekkerLLAP
    @TrekkerLLAP 10 років тому +530

    "Your butt is magnificent."
    I'm tearing up... nicest thing anyone's ever said to me... *sniff*

    • @snineHD
      @snineHD 6 років тому +8

      I bet everyone who read that sniffed when they read *"sniff"*
      Or is that just me...

    • @justghostie4948
      @justghostie4948 5 років тому +4

      @@snineHD just you...

    • @solarcupid3602
      @solarcupid3602 5 років тому +1

      CHANNEL HAS MOVED. Where have u moved 2?

    • @harry_page
      @harry_page 4 роки тому +1

      Why do you have a random 3 second video with 1.9 million views?

  • @LFGRETIRED
    @LFGRETIRED 8 років тому +4283

    Anyone who hasn't heard of Vsauce before would probably think he's high 24/7 because of the titles and thumbnails.

    • @qlixte1896
      @qlixte1896 8 років тому +20

      Lol so true

    • @mowu8459
      @mowu8459 7 років тому +63

      and from the beginnings of his videos

    • @feangelodiaz3350
      @feangelodiaz3350 7 років тому +22

      I was one of those guys 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @feangelodiaz3350
      @feangelodiaz3350 7 років тому +25

      I now have so much respect for him

    • @RawG4M3R
      @RawG4M3R 7 років тому +13

      can you tell me what is vsauce? in new here

  • @pratyushkoppolu190
    @pratyushkoppolu190 2 роки тому +70

    Can we just appreciate the fact that he brought in an Olympic runner to just say hi

    • @mvmlego1212
      @mvmlego1212 Рік тому +8

      Honestly, I thought that the cameo was awkward and pointless.

    • @donalds22
      @donalds22 2 місяці тому

      @@mvmlego1212 Yeah, at the end, why did she run into a fence when there's a perfectly good track there? So awkward

  • @vijaynair2403
    @vijaynair2403 3 роки тому +33

    I’m glad you did a video on this.
    I’ve been wanting to get to the bottom of this for a long time.

  • @thefenixfamily
    @thefenixfamily 7 років тому +3761

    "Your butt is magnificent"
    Oh.
    Well, thank you~

    • @pizzasub3194
      @pizzasub3194 7 років тому +15

      Dr. Bees butthead

    • @Angel5541
      @Angel5541 7 років тому +40

      Dr. Bees for some reason I read that in Robbie Rotten's voice 😂

    • @pizzasub3194
      @pizzasub3194 7 років тому +53

      Angel5541 read it in barack obamas voice.

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 7 років тому +18

      I read it in Steven's (Steven Universe) voice, except for the quote, i read it in Michael's voice.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 6 років тому +1

      i read it in george takaies voice.

  • @erenyalcn9393
    @erenyalcn9393 6 років тому +1627

    4:53 How to start conversation with a girl

  • @wrcstrshit
    @wrcstrshit 4 роки тому +12

    3:49 he carried that joke like a champ

  • @julescpp
    @julescpp 4 роки тому +17

    I like how Michael is able to find scientific papers or publications about anything.

  • @bigziti_osc
    @bigziti_osc 5 років тому +467

    “Hrrrn I’m tryna run from that caveman, but he’s dummy thicc and the clap of his asscheeks keeps alerting my family and he still outruns and stabs us with that pointy stick he got.” -a mammoth 40,000 years ago probably

  • @2836ndk
    @2836ndk 8 років тому +1532

    "We can pretty much only out-sprint... vegetables"

    • @McPhisto
      @McPhisto 8 років тому +94

      I'm not sure I *can* outsprint vegetables :/

    • @cranialtoxicity4434
      @cranialtoxicity4434 8 років тому +169

      You can once you push them from the wheelchair.

    • @insertnamehere7108
      @insertnamehere7108 8 років тому +4

      +Cranial Toxicity shutup

    • @vasilijesepecan6769
      @vasilijesepecan6769 8 років тому +1

      hahahhahahahhahah

    • @gewgulkansuhckitt9086
      @gewgulkansuhckitt9086 8 років тому +23

      I was a fairly fast sprinter when I was younger. One day I was out in the woods and saw this short, squat armadillo waddling through the woods. I started to sprint towards it, but before I'd taken more than a step or two, the slow-looking armadillo had taken off like it was fired out of a gun. I didn't even try to catch it as it was obviously moving faster than I ever could.
      5:30 " . . .big old bottoms probably spread their genes/jeans quite well" (double meaning there)

  • @tomjones6347
    @tomjones6347 10 місяців тому +4

    Micheal, you are the best. Thanks for educating my stepson and being genuinely great content on a platform that is largely void of such things. Also, we met your Doppelganger in Turkey.

  • @AkashGupta-fo5et
    @AkashGupta-fo5et 3 роки тому +3

    i discovered you day before yesterday and i love your content .Your videos are very informative and infotaining.keep it up guys

  • @AlfredSoul
    @AlfredSoul 6 років тому +700

    "Butthead"
    "Thanks, I always knew my head wasa superlative object that set me apart from the rest of the animal kingdom."
    Got'em.

  • @maxsloan5828
    @maxsloan5828 5 років тому +563

    “your butt is magnificent” i get all my compliments from vsauce

  • @warrcoww6717
    @warrcoww6717 4 роки тому +17

    “Katerina...”
    Alright ok
    “...Johnson Thompson”
    Holy shit

  • @ilovemyfrog6648
    @ilovemyfrog6648 3 роки тому +4

    Those quadraped videos in the beginning scared the shit out of me

  • @dudeman9992
    @dudeman9992 4 роки тому +3815

    Sir, this is a Wendy's drive through.

    • @thewall4069
      @thewall4069 4 роки тому +71

      @@official_lb7916 *vsauce music*

    • @dobux7143
      @dobux7143 4 роки тому +30

      Where’s my McFlurry??

    • @valentinailic4333
      @valentinailic4333 4 роки тому +18

      You Tube... In a *Wendy's* drivethrough... Chief, we need to talk.

    • @thatfunnycatguy
      @thatfunnycatguy 4 роки тому +4

      Ivan Vrbanec 666 likes

    • @Corn0nTheCobb
      @Corn0nTheCobb 4 роки тому +5

      I thought this comment was somehow related to that criminal that got murdered by the police until I noticed the date

  • @23Eulogy23
    @23Eulogy23 6 років тому +738

    "Bet you can't do a whole video on butts"
    Michael Stevens: "Hold my beer"

    • @atemoc
      @atemoc 5 років тому +32

      Hold my magnificent butt

    • @mIsPtr
      @mIsPtr 4 роки тому

      Domics : Hold my pen
      ua-cam.com/video/Qmkn59N5SDg/v-deo.html

    • @godmodevegeta1216
      @godmodevegeta1216 4 роки тому +3

      Hold my curiosity box

    • @coopersuhonen
      @coopersuhonen 4 роки тому +2

      Hold my sauce

    • @--------352
      @--------352 4 роки тому

      Hold my ethanol

  • @severalpeople1407
    @severalpeople1407 4 роки тому +14

    5:55 “a lot of simps won’t like this song”

  • @siruoro6718
    @siruoro6718 3 місяці тому +1

    I love how comments left years after the Video came out are still being liked by thousands of people. Really shows how timeless Vsauces content is

  • @BeanieTwankable
    @BeanieTwankable 8 років тому +304

    5:25 .... Paint me like one of your french girls

  • @Eco419
    @Eco419 10 років тому +82

    that girl cameo was so random... XD

    • @xSpaghettyx
      @xSpaghettyx 10 років тому +43

      i thought she`d tell something about her running technique but nope xD

    • @Gruggo
      @Gruggo 10 років тому +22

      Дмитро Волошко She had a nice Butt though.

    • @deadbutworking
      @deadbutworking 10 років тому +9

      She was so expressionless most of the time.

  • @FatalShotGG
    @FatalShotGG 2 роки тому

    Your videos and ideas are one of the only things I enjoy anymore

  • @AlbertMartino17
    @AlbertMartino17 Рік тому +1

    I have a strange nostalgia for this age of Vsauce. Can’t tell what’s different now, but I just love these old videos :)

  • @tardistardis8
    @tardistardis8 7 років тому +642

    "Your butt is magnificent"
    -Michael Steven 2014

  • @leandrometfan
    @leandrometfan 8 років тому +720

    That animation will give me nightmares, it's 3 am here :(

    • @mihoi3315
      @mihoi3315 8 років тому +4

      ai... same here and I'm alone :(

    • @dl7096
      @dl7096 8 років тому +21

      The animations were indeed creepy and it should have warned me that such would happen.

    • @krautgazer
      @krautgazer 7 років тому +43

      To be honest, I'm always a little bit afraid to watch Vsauce videos at night because he almost always put some kind of creepy stuff in the video (if it's not a picture or video, it's something he says or the music). It's 5am here and I'm watching this quadruped kid walking but I just can't stop watching this channel (unless it's the "Why Are Things Creepy?" episode; that one is impossible to watch at this hour - this is my warning to y'all).

    • @hamzerpanzer
      @hamzerpanzer 7 років тому +9

      Samurai Shampoo obvs yes

    • @abdelrahmanwael4449
      @abdelrahmanwael4449 7 років тому +1

      Leandrometfan same here

  • @kooranaad1839
    @kooranaad1839 3 роки тому +6

    Vsauce says "Butts" like he's from a different planet

  • @1CoLoRz2
    @1CoLoRz2 4 роки тому +5

    5:54 The term simp has been around for a lot longer than I thought.

  • @ProtagonistOfficial
    @ProtagonistOfficial 10 років тому +139

    He should have said "Butt as always, Thanks for Watching".

    • @LudicrousChris
      @LudicrousChris 5 років тому +4

      Protagonist
      Him saying that would basically be BOTTOM line torture

    • @firaxolegirein9816
      @firaxolegirein9816 3 роки тому +2

      @@LudicrousChris , don't be such a BUMMER

  • @lourdesrodriguez9061
    @lourdesrodriguez9061 5 років тому +836

    Me watching this at 1am
    I don’t need sleep. I need answers.

  • @farrelbriananda5398
    @farrelbriananda5398 2 роки тому +3

    Midnight, I'm relaxed, ready to watch vsauce video and chill with my snack.
    Michael: "little did you know about that kid coming"

  • @ICECREAMan2991
    @ICECREAMan2991 4 роки тому

    I paused and read that reddit thread and it’s amazing. You won’t be disappointed..

  • @Meeminator
    @Meeminator 5 років тому +332

    Me at 11pm: I really should get to sleep
    Me at 3am: hmm yes I should watch “Why is your BOTTOM in the MIDDLE?”

  • @lockecole2213
    @lockecole2213 5 років тому +570

    Did anyone else at the end think he was going to say “Catarina, you’ve got a nice butt.”

    • @dawnstar24
      @dawnstar24 4 роки тому +50

      She do have a nice butt tho

    • @Asolariot
      @Asolariot 4 роки тому +7

      actually I did

    • @Samuel.Sharman
      @Samuel.Sharman 4 роки тому +6

      C137 RC you need to cease

    • @mityakiselev
      @mityakiselev 3 роки тому +2

      HotPokket

    • @slaughterround643
      @slaughterround643 3 роки тому +5

      @@dawnstar24 scouse birds are out of your reach, step off
      (also, don't say that about people over the internet)

  • @sporewooky
    @sporewooky 3 роки тому +2

    How can this man talk 10 minutes abound butts and still make it interesting?

  • @Martoto94
    @Martoto94 4 роки тому +8

    1:35 That's what he said.

  • @fabiopaizante1087
    @fabiopaizante1087 6 років тому +125

    8:26
    Top 10 Most Powerful Anime Characters

  • @cristixyz
    @cristixyz 10 років тому +71

    4:53 - Coming from you, that means a lot. :)

  • @barsozuguler4300
    @barsozuguler4300 3 роки тому

    Im impressed how he produces high quality content and satisfying videos out of ridiculous ideas

  • @MM-gp9mb
    @MM-gp9mb 3 роки тому +1

    This is the type of content we need

  • @Mukation
    @Mukation 8 років тому +258

    Michael: "Soooo... Katarina.... i'm doing a video.... about... Butts... would like to be in it?"

  • @AbrahamWilliams
    @AbrahamWilliams 10 років тому +31

    I've always been more of a top than a bottom.

  • @TheTrippersMindTrip
    @TheTrippersMindTrip 2 роки тому

    This guy never ceases to amaze me...

  • @GregoryRichardstheman
    @GregoryRichardstheman 3 роки тому

    Vsauce, answering the questions I didn't know i had that I needed to know

  • @misterstripes
    @misterstripes 10 років тому +159

    Michael, it has been quite a while since I started watching you and quickly I realized that you are one of the few youtubers that have never once let me down. I know that you usually point your sources at the descriptions but I'm really intrigue by your research process like where do you begin, what are your usual primary sources... If you ever see this comment, please hit me up.

    • @SomeNiceMovies
      @SomeNiceMovies 10 років тому

      Where he begins is asking questions. Watch hit Ted-Talk on in. Very interesting. And if you mean research-wise I don't think I can help you that much :/. Probably Wikipedia and then goes on through the sources there. That's my guess!

    • @ChetzNation
      @ChetzNation 10 років тому +3

      Have the internet browsing habit of someone with ADD, and then make a youtube video of it=Vsauce.

    • @FlyingSpringStudios
      @FlyingSpringStudios 10 років тому

      hear hear

    • @user-md3mz4jo9k
      @user-md3mz4jo9k 10 років тому

      TRUE

    • @stuntmilkman
      @stuntmilkman 10 років тому

      DONT LET HIM DOWN MICHAEL!!!!! NOT NOW!

  • @TheWolfboy180
    @TheWolfboy180 8 років тому +63

    4:53
    Oh, why thank you, Michael.
    That's very forward of you.

    • @Donthefirst
      @Donthefirst 8 років тому +2

      +TheWolfboy180 ;)
      Dat middle doe.

  • @Madmatt18
    @Madmatt18 4 роки тому +8

    micheal: we have incredible endurance while runnning
    me eating a pound of cheesey potatoe tots : Oh yeah

  • @flippedturtle4739
    @flippedturtle4739 4 роки тому

    Thanks Micheal, I'm watching this at 2 in the morning

  • @Antoha0102
    @Antoha0102 10 років тому +208

    In my opinion, this is how you are supposed to teach in schools.

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 10 років тому +9

      I can say for myself (and probably many others) I can learn more from an hour on youtube than a semester in school.
      Thank you Vsauce, CGP Grey, Slow Mo Guys, Young Turks (most of the time), Brusspup, KipKay, Awe Me, and Extra Credits (aka: Daniel Floyd)

    • @Sethbeastalan
      @Sethbeastalan 10 років тому

      TrueWOPR You should put Crash Course in there too.

    • @wolfgang169
      @wolfgang169 10 років тому

      why waste governments funds on decent schools when you could use it all on the military? /s

    • @evennegash9914
      @evennegash9914 10 років тому

      YAYO! All I know is YAYO!

    • @DanielIrwinProductions
      @DanielIrwinProductions 10 років тому

      You don't, because its too cool for school.

  • @hyperblossom1419
    @hyperblossom1419 7 років тому +75

    vsauce: the channel that can talk about butts for 10 minutes

  • @AndrewAmbrose
    @AndrewAmbrose 2 роки тому

    Fantastic insight Michael 👌

  • @billyd7016
    @billyd7016 3 роки тому

    old vsauce videos show up, i click, i get this weird wave of feeling mortal and try to accept death and i cant, resulting in a panic attack and i try to focus on michael, vsauce, but i cannot because of my extreme anxiety over the fact everybody and everything will die, we will all literally become nothing. but hey the first time someone got mooned was in 66a.d : )

  • @dropinota
    @dropinota 10 років тому +83

    you can't pause vsauce without him making a funny face.

    • @noahhorler1771
      @noahhorler1771 Рік тому +6

      Just here to remind you of your comment 8 years ago. And you're not wrong either.

    • @thinefaithfulcrusader2829
      @thinefaithfulcrusader2829 Рік тому +2

      Just here to remind you of your comment 9 years ago, and to remind of the reminder of the comment made 2 months ago.

    • @Traeknald
      @Traeknald Рік тому +2

      @Thine Faithful Crusader just here to remind you of the comment you posted yesterday

    • @thinefaithfulcrusader2829
      @thinefaithfulcrusader2829 Рік тому +1

      @@Traeknald thank you

  • @shanesquuaaaddd7031
    @shanesquuaaaddd7031 8 років тому +58

    "You butt is magnificent"
    Michael are you hitting on me?

  • @buzzbuoy
    @buzzbuoy Рік тому

    Timeless content Vsauce!

  • @PineberryLive
    @PineberryLive 4 роки тому +4

    In that Reddit thread we see someone using the word “simp”... in 2012.
    We can only imagine how u/[deleted] must feel about their use of the word today.

  • @BrimTheGoat
    @BrimTheGoat 10 років тому +44

    0:07 Nightmare Fuel.

  • @MrBlinky10101
    @MrBlinky10101 7 років тому +671

    My sister just asked me: "what is this?"
    I answered: "a video about butts."
    She was weirded out.

  • @kaylajoconnell
    @kaylajoconnell 4 роки тому

    Michael answers questions nobody asked.
    Thanks for that

  • @Dwoods451
    @Dwoods451 2 роки тому

    This is the type of stuff I like to watch at 3 am

  • @Balthazar2242
    @Balthazar2242 10 років тому +47

    Not only do humans' unique bipedal movement help to make us more efficient over long distances, but it helps us to do things like carry extra water with us while we run. That's a huge advantage in itself.

    • @Garblegox
      @Garblegox 10 років тому +1

      So... we're like camels? That's awesome.

    • @Balthazar2242
      @Balthazar2242 10 років тому +1

      I actually meant that we have hands with which to carry water in bottles and stuff. I don't know why I didn't say it like that. :P

    • @Garblegox
      @Garblegox 10 років тому

      Well I actually googled a Camel's hump, to see what it was made of. And the hump is made of adipose tissue, which stores water, and it's stacked up on it's back, instead of distributed over the body evenly to keep the camel cooled off.
      Our ass is where we store a lot of adipose tissue, and it's also concentrated away from our core. So maybe in the oddest sense, our asses do sort of act like a camel's hump.

    • @Balthazar2242
      @Balthazar2242 10 років тому +1

      I _guess_ it can, but I don't think that's what it's _for_. But that's interesting.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 11 місяців тому

      The most important part of the story was missed by the videos entirely. Humans cook their food, which means we not only get more nutrients because cooking pre-digests food, but it also means we were able to evolve, over the 200,000 years of cooking, a longer gut. Raw food is dangerous for a longer gut because it's more susceptible to food poisoning. This is why dogs, for example, can eat rotting raw meat because it passes through them faster.
      My point is, humans are the most efficient mammal at turning food into energy. It's this more than anything else that enables us to cover greater distances than any other land animal.

  • @skinnytothefeet3531
    @skinnytothefeet3531 4 роки тому +243

    0:18 gotta throw the whole kid away now

  • @jjclark56
    @jjclark56 3 роки тому

    Vsauce always answering the most important questions.

  • @superpowers2521
    @superpowers2521 3 роки тому +3

    I remember being 11 and absolutely terrified by the people walking on all fours. Now that I see it again, it's not that scary at all

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord10 7 років тому +91

    WTF is that shirt at the start of the video? Why is there even a pocket there???

    • @esztiszep6334
      @esztiszep6334 7 років тому +9

      lol this is my favorite video beginning ever.

    • @jennirmz2381
      @jennirmz2381 5 років тому +9

      lol. its a cool shirt. how does the paper come out so crisp and unwrinkled? is it a long actual pocket? or is it open and the paper touches his skin. imagine getting a paper cut on your stomach or chest. lol oww

    • @zebakiin7403
      @zebakiin7403 5 років тому +1

      Can anyone tell me where to find it?

    • @THIS---GUY
      @THIS---GUY 3 роки тому

      @@zebakiin7403 not sure how you missed it..
      0:01 right on his chest
      👀

    • @zebakiin7403
      @zebakiin7403 3 роки тому

      @@THIS---GUY where to find the t-shirt xD. Like online... to buy

  • @Beccaleccapecca
    @Beccaleccapecca 10 років тому +46

    as someone who seriously never gets scared at any horror film, i had to change the tab seeing that beginning animation. i can't describe how or why it creeps me out so much, but it does.

    • @RhoneM
      @RhoneM 10 років тому +18

      Because from a modern humans perspective it is unnatural, therefore making it creepy. It also reminds you of a predator, at least instinctively any way. In Micheal's video about why things are creepy he mentions that the creepy feeling we get can be attributed to a now defunct instinct to sense danger.

    • @Beccaleccapecca
      @Beccaleccapecca 10 років тому +10

      Random Default i know, but it's so weird. it looks so unnatural and creepy and i know it's a natural response but jesus christ.

    • @reecetaylor2626
      @reecetaylor2626 2 роки тому +5

      Uncanny valley type shit

    • @JatPhenshllem
      @JatPhenshllem Рік тому +2

      @@reecetaylor2626 Whoo! *UNCANNY VALLEY!!*

  • @hahman12
    @hahman12 Рік тому

    I had a dream about this video last night after not having watched it in nearly a decade, so here i am

  • @myballshurt832
    @myballshurt832 2 роки тому +5

    Me: wins a lottery
    Dad after missing for 16 years becauae he said that he was going to get milk: 2:06

  • @SCMowns
    @SCMowns 10 років тому +738

    Hahaha I noticed the "Also" link in his description!

    • @GamingWeasel
      @GamingWeasel 10 років тому +8

      Steven what are you doing here :)

    • @MrBosseHD
      @MrBosseHD 10 років тому +9

      I did not expect to see you here.

    • @mang0milk
      @mang0milk 10 років тому +1

      Steven get back to work >:(

    • @marinanicole5693
      @marinanicole5693 6 років тому +2

      Sexiest anime ever

    • @stewwitnam2
      @stewwitnam2 6 років тому +1

      SCMowns l

  • @Lightspectre1
    @Lightspectre1 8 років тому +183

    This makes me really excited about butts. They are truly a marvel of genetics. I'm going to go tell my girlfriend how magnificent her butt is.

    • @General12th
      @General12th 8 років тому +12

      +Lightspectre1 How did the conversation go?

    • @Lightspectre1
      @Lightspectre1 8 років тому +31

      +Jordan Shank She was very receptive to the fascinating science of butts. And I love her for it.

    • @axonanimations3050
      @axonanimations3050 8 років тому +3

      +Lightspectre1 i thought that was a joke

    • @Lightspectre1
      @Lightspectre1 8 років тому +39

      Baltic Tiger I never joke about butts.

    • @axonanimations3050
      @axonanimations3050 8 років тому +14

      but i do
      *what is nuttela called?*
      *the butt nectar*

  • @gespenst0083
    @gespenst0083 3 роки тому +1

    It’s 2 am and I didn’t need to see those images and videos.

  • @aniksamiurrahman6365
    @aniksamiurrahman6365 11 місяців тому

    Oh! How I miss old Vsauce. The first UA-cam Channel I subscribed.

  • @iSuperdupaloveweed
    @iSuperdupaloveweed 10 років тому +100

    Buttload is a real measurement?! Hell yeah! Now we need to make a shit ton an actual unit of measurement and the world will be complete

    • @jordanmorris5827
      @jordanmorris5827 Рік тому

      What if you're full of shit? How much shit would it take to fill a human body?

    • @SchizoetryOfficial
      @SchizoetryOfficial Рік тому

      I know this comment is old, but wondered if you knew this or not: referring to things as shit, comes from the acronym S.H.I.T. which stood for "Ship High in Transit". When things were shipped across seas, certain objects could not be stored on the lower decks, and has the word shit written on them to indicate that.

    • @jordanmorris5827
      @jordanmorris5827 Рік тому +1

      @@SchizoetryOfficial that's false.

  • @Trepur349
    @Trepur349 10 років тому +48

    When talking about the ability of a human in long distance running I'm surprised you didn't mention the Man vs Horse Marathon in Britain.
    The event is held annually where some of the contests run and others ride on horseback. In the 23 times the race has been run, four people have been able to outrun the fastest horse in their respective year.

  • @elisttm
    @elisttm 4 роки тому

    i just realized he decided to make this video after talking about it on his ted talk

  • @AccountForgotten111
    @AccountForgotten111 8 місяців тому +1

    Why does this video only have 36 likes? It should have MILLIONS more. 😢

  • @paintedcrow
    @paintedcrow 5 років тому +554

    Imagine being the animal getting tracked by a human. It just keeps going! It's not even that fast! But then eventually you're just too exhausted to run away and you have to watch as it catches up with you and kills you. Humans are terrifying, man.
    "Why do you own hunting weapons?? That's so cruel!"
    "If you knew the alternative... trust me, it's nicer to sneak up on them."

    • @Midwinter_Snow
      @Midwinter_Snow 5 років тому +140

      We actually play ourselves, in part, with that fear when it comes to zombies.
      Think the tradition slow shambling ones. A big fear with them is the fact they just keep coming. Don't stop. Don't give up. Doesn't matter how far you run, how long you run for, it'll keep following until you can't run any more.

    • @indigofenrir7236
      @indigofenrir7236 5 років тому +62

      @@Midwinter_Snow Perfect description for a stalker.

    • @spindle_shank
      @spindle_shank 4 роки тому +22

      @Jehanlos Roman I was wondering if I'd regret clicking on this random link in the comments. I d i d n ' t

    • @johndreemurr5574
      @johndreemurr5574 4 роки тому +3

      FURRY PREDATOR POWER!

    • @gingerinajacket8519
      @gingerinajacket8519 4 роки тому +21

      Forget equippable hunting weapons, we ARE hunting weapons.
      Another great example (which does play into the stalking thing a bit) is assassination. Understanding and learning about your opponent enough to hunt them down on their own grounds is a trait humans have had since before weapons. Duck call noise machines? Thats the relatively newer equipment in our learning and conspiring nature. Tracking through footprint, excretions, and other educational resources are an incredible skill humans have been learning for a lot of generations.
      "The Most Dangerous Game" comes to mind. Remember that was a story of a human, hunting another human for SPORT, letting him go after successfully tracking him down the first time, the hunted human turned around and used some of our other skills (trapping) to fight against that, and ended up beating the better equipped, more skilled, and smarter (but not saner) person. Granted, that story is an example of the "Human" here not winning, but it is important to remember that probably wasn't the first person the "Human" hunted, only the last. The "Human" here also was hubristic and eccentric given how he tracked and if he wasn't making a game out of it (something hunting for food would not have to the extent he did) he could just have shot and bagged the hunted person right then and there the FIRST TIME he went hunting. It was also important to denote that humans were the most dangerous game. On a planet full of things that wanted to kill you. Humans.
      TL;DR we are a group of minmaxed DND characters for intelligence and constitution, and we made it WORK for us.

  • @MIgardener
    @MIgardener 10 років тому +42

    woohoo! a new vsauce!

  • @blazingaiden8868
    @blazingaiden8868 3 роки тому +1

    I like how he says these questions bc I have these questions sometimes like why do we have a nose or something

  • @samjustforthenet4185
    @samjustforthenet4185 Рік тому +1

    Where is the video at 0:29 from? it looks from old times but the man is well nourished and well trained

  • @UntitledGameShow
    @UntitledGameShow 10 років тому +135

    Fact: Vsauce is great.

  • @dystrophic
    @dystrophic 5 років тому +71

    I'm watching this on August 13th, 2019. Just got to the part where Michael mentioned the Congressman, Dick Swett. He happens to be trending on Twitter right now.

  • @slapo6975
    @slapo6975 3 роки тому

    The way Micheal just keeps a straight face just makes me feel more serious

  • @professortortilla
    @professortortilla 3 роки тому

    the unzip in the beginning was so smooth