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  • Spock does just what the Captain wants.
    From the episode "Court Martial", Season 1

КОМЕНТАРІ • 308

  • @hainsay
    @hainsay 3 роки тому +276

    I expected the joke. I did not expect the Wilhelm scream.

    • @storbokki371
      @storbokki371 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣ua-cam.com/video/cdbYsoEasio/v-deo.html

    • @han3wmanwukong125
      @han3wmanwukong125 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah. I expected the joke in my head, but I thought this was just a regular clip from the show without the sound. It was great.

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 2 роки тому +4

      No one expects the Span... I mean the Wilhelm scream

    • @MuzixMaker
      @MuzixMaker Рік тому

      LOL

  • @HYPNOTICVIDEO
    @HYPNOTICVIDEO 7 років тому +385

    Spock eliminated that last crewman's heartbeat very efficiently and painfully.

    • @charletonzimmerman4205
      @charletonzimmerman4205 3 роки тому +7

      Spock carried the "CAPTAINS ORDER" ! Aye-AYE, MY CAPT.

    • @rebeccaquartieri5509
      @rebeccaquartieri5509 3 роки тому +3

      Oh ✋!

    • @SnowDaulphin
      @SnowDaulphin 3 роки тому +5

      It doesn’t matter which buttons he pushes. Computer just does what he wants.

    • @MORE1500
      @MORE1500 3 роки тому +7

      Kirk had the Tantalus Field installed on the bridge.

    • @vampcrush
      @vampcrush 3 роки тому +4

      Lmfao

  • @stonefree247
    @stonefree247 16 років тому +160

    "Gentlemen that sound is caused by a bass guitar with the volume and reverb all the way up. Dr. Mcoy will now sing for us!"

    • @Charmolution
      @Charmolution 6 років тому +13

      "Ahem... Row, row, row your boat..."

    • @jeffgalus8454
      @jeffgalus8454 5 років тому +3

      Or Lime in the coconut

    • @RoonMian
      @RoonMian 3 роки тому +2

      ♪ ♫ ♬The devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal
      He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
      And he was willin' to make a deal.... ♪ ♫ ♬

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 3 роки тому

      "Beyond the rim of the starlight..."

    • @TheGeekBox
      @TheGeekBox 3 роки тому +8

      Damn it Jim I'm a doctor not a..... Karaoke machine!

  • @r0bw00d
    @r0bw00d 5 років тому +239

    That white sound device looks suspiciously like a microphone.

    • @InternetGravedigger
      @InternetGravedigger 3 роки тому +31

      What do you expect, his medical instruments were salt shakers...

    • @havok531
      @havok531 3 роки тому +10

      Hey, the prop people used what they had, and it was cheap.

    • @EVAUnit4A
      @EVAUnit4A 3 роки тому +19

      Y'know, sometimes, even in the 23rd Century, a knife looks like a knife, a chair looks like a chair, and a microphone looks like a microphone. Nuttin' wrong with that.

    • @RoonMian
      @RoonMian 3 роки тому +7

      A German science fiction show that ran at the same time as TOS had a random clothes iron stick out of the controls of the ship. Making props was pretty expensive back then so sometimes you just took what you had on hand. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      ua-cam.com/video/Z5Yk3BpnIoE/v-deo.html

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio 3 роки тому

      @@RoonMian Wow! I gotta say, the design team on that show did a WAY better job than the Star Trek team did. I could easily imagine that deck being used on a Star Trek program today. What was the name of that show? More people should know about it.

  • @pendragonshall
    @pendragonshall 6 років тому +345

    ROFLMAO!!! I didn't see that coming.. and neither did the transporter chief!!!!!

    • @ericrupp4475
      @ericrupp4475 4 роки тому +11

      Same here. Had to do a double take to make sure i heard it right LMAO

    • @stephenkeebler732
      @stephenkeebler732 3 роки тому +11

      You could say that command was 'Perfectly Executed'...

    • @WesS2016
      @WesS2016 3 роки тому +5

      can't stop laughing!

    • @whattowatchrightnow
      @whattowatchrightnow 3 роки тому +2

      omg. it almost looked like spock smiles

    • @big7588
      @big7588 3 роки тому +4

      Nice application of the Wilhelm Scream

  • @LeftIsBest001
    @LeftIsBest001 6 років тому +194

    It was Transporter Chief Wilhelm.. only 2 months off retirement. 😂😂

    • @theGhoulman
      @theGhoulman 5 років тому +10

      I would have been annoyed at this if it weren't for the Wilhelm scream ;p

    • @han3wmanwukong125
      @han3wmanwukong125 3 роки тому +4

      He was talking to his best girl about spending his last years at the Shining Sea on Risa 4.

  • @billdunlop8683
    @billdunlop8683 3 роки тому +75

    You just know that the crewman in the transporter room was wearing a red shirt !!!

    • @melanierosa8126
      @melanierosa8126 3 роки тому +2

      Well yeah, they're operations so ... red

    • @caroldixon7796
      @caroldixon7796 3 роки тому

      😄

    • @billt8504
      @billt8504 3 роки тому +2

      My wife gets that joke now, after watching a few episodes with me. We live in Arizona, and she's also learning more about football. This season she made a joke about the Cardinals all being red-shirts. She made a Star Trek joke.

    • @commanderstraker1082
      @commanderstraker1082 3 роки тому +1

      So does the senior officer of the Court.

    • @duud6687
      @duud6687 3 роки тому +1

      @@billt8504 She's a keeper!

  • @janescamander6315
    @janescamander6315 3 роки тому +183

    Did anyone notice Bones took Spock's heartbeat at the wrong place? His heart is not placed the same as human hearts. It should be some place where humans have got their livers.

    • @etkaiser
      @etkaiser 3 роки тому +22

      Yes, I was watching for that too. TOS wasn't known for their consistency about that sort of thing.

    • @Finsternis..
      @Finsternis.. 3 роки тому +28

      His heart is only there if plot demands it to save or endanger his life or if McCoy needs to point out that Spock isn't human.

    • @jakobbraun5180
      @jakobbraun5180 3 роки тому +21

      Bones: I am a doctor - not a xenobiologist!

    • @iam4uk60
      @iam4uk60 3 роки тому +3

      Liver is on the right side of the human body. I thought his heart was on the left side, above where our pancreas would be??

    • @garyv2196
      @garyv2196 3 роки тому

      What about him putting it next to the black girls breast

  • @studlord9970
    @studlord9970 3 роки тому +25

    Guess we know what color that dude's shirt was.

  • @terrychatfield6671
    @terrychatfield6671 6 років тому +74

    "Mr Spock, I said eliminate his heart beat, not him...."

    • @DennisKovacich
      @DennisKovacich 3 роки тому +9

      “Commander Riker, that’s ‘retract plank,’ not ‘remove plank.”

    • @cbachinger
      @cbachinger 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 2 роки тому +2

      "It was the logical interpretation of your order, Captain."

  • @donaldwilliamson1227
    @donaldwilliamson1227 7 років тому +81

    Damn i did NOT expect that. :p

  • @bentonmarcum8509
    @bentonmarcum8509 6 років тому +16

    Crewman Wilhelm's heartbeat eliminated

  • @jeffreyshreve1277
    @jeffreyshreve1277 3 роки тому +12

    I still can't stop laughing after hearing what Spock did to the transporter chief.

  • @alanwakeish
    @alanwakeish 3 роки тому +3

    Somebody on the ship really likes to play the bass guitar loudly.

  • @TheDragonIMA
    @TheDragonIMA 3 роки тому +4

    This is some next level... Next Generation humor. Lol ty

  • @standmccray1037
    @standmccray1037 4 роки тому +8

    I had to listen to this 3 times to make sure I heard that right 🤣😂

  • @gravesclayton3604
    @gravesclayton3604 3 роки тому +11

    McCoy: Thank you Mr. Spock, that man beamed me up with my head on backwards last week, and I've itching to get him back for it.

  • @MichaelBrookham
    @MichaelBrookham 6 років тому +29

    He said "eliminate his heartbeat" not "stab him in the heart". lol

  • @Wolffen51
    @Wolffen51 6 років тому +35

    Mr. Spock just proved what Dr. McCoy has been saying for years...he is a cold blooded man :)

    • @Romulan2469
      @Romulan2469 6 років тому +3

      "You green blooded Volcon!"

    • @RoonMian
      @RoonMian 3 роки тому +4

      And Spock replied: "Why thank you, Dr McCoy."

  • @loissimmons6558
    @loissimmons6558 5 років тому +3

    Transporter chief must have been wearing red.

  • @StillJustDreaming
    @StillJustDreaming 6 років тому +41

    OMG I was expecting an episode clip, not this! Love the ending :-D

  • @videojomo
    @videojomo 6 років тому +23

    No lie, this is just what flashed through me and my buddy's minds when we first heard Kirk's phrasing. Could have cut his microphone, but no- it's best to make sure.

  • @ericrupp4475
    @ericrupp4475 4 роки тому +10

    The scream at the end caught me off guard. Was expecting the rest of the scene. About fell out of my damn chair when the scream happened.

    • @ericrupp4475
      @ericrupp4475 4 роки тому +1

      Oops meant to add ROFL.

    • @DennisKovacich
      @DennisKovacich 3 роки тому

      @@ericrupp4475, so you did fall out o of your chair, hence rolling on the floor?

  • @thomasmcginnis3783
    @thomasmcginnis3783 Рік тому +2

    It's hilarious, but it's 2022, and _this upload still cracks me up!!_
    Mr. Spock, eliminate his heartbeat.
    [off camera] "Augggghhah!"
    Gorgeous.

  • @grantchin1526
    @grantchin1526 6 місяців тому +4

    McCoy: He's dead Jim!

  • @jkorshak
    @jkorshak 3 роки тому +7

    It took 13 years to find it's way here, but it finally did. LOL

  • @mobiusmanray3132
    @mobiusmanray3132 3 роки тому +6

    A 13 year old star trek shitpost. Truly, I have been blessed on this day.

  • @dirdib69
    @dirdib69 7 місяців тому +1

    Intercom: "I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned .... "
    Kirk: "Better go eliminate his heartbeat in person, Mr. Spock."

  • @chrissgchriss
    @chrissgchriss 3 роки тому +3

    Darth Vader force chokes someone while watching through a view screen. Spock, "Hold my beer."

  • @johnw2026
    @johnw2026 3 роки тому +6

    The transporter chief screamed with agony when he realized the transporter had been remotely activated and was beaming him into space.. 😆

    • @tomf3150
      @tomf3150 3 роки тому +1

      maximum disperson...

  • @pimpompoom93726
    @pimpompoom93726 3 роки тому +3

    The scream at 1:10 was pretty funny.

  • @lilycraig6717
    @lilycraig6717 6 років тому +15

    OMG I cant breath😂😂😂😂😂

  • @olliehopnoodle4628
    @olliehopnoodle4628 3 роки тому +2

    The funniest thing I have watched today.

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott 6 років тому +7

    I didn't get it at first, then I started laughing lol.

  • @tarn1135
    @tarn1135 Рік тому +1

    Thank you. I just spit my coffee out 😂that was absolutely brilliant.

  • @rhyziannepimental623
    @rhyziannepimental623 5 років тому +7

    I loved how calm Kirk was after.

  • @josephmassaro
    @josephmassaro 6 років тому +14

    1:03 I didn't realize there was a second Mirror Universe episode.

  • @ultramaximusreviews
    @ultramaximusreviews 3 роки тому +2

    LOL the goofy scream

  • @michaeltalley51
    @michaeltalley51 6 років тому +7

    And he's really dead too, because that was a Wilhelm scream.

  • @tattooeddragon
    @tattooeddragon 6 місяців тому +1

    Haven’t laughed so hard in years!

  • @tomboard1
    @tomboard1 3 роки тому +2

    Kirk said eliminate the sound of the crewman's heart. Spock just eliminated the crew man....

  • @patrickginther8527
    @patrickginther8527 3 роки тому +2

    That gave such a good laugh! Thank you!

  • @sheb2000phoenix
    @sheb2000phoenix 3 роки тому +1

    Spock did a good job eliminating the red shirt in the transporter room

  • @skytowergnome4664
    @skytowergnome4664 3 роки тому +2

    Cute, and unexpected giving me a good laugh. Nice work.

  • @brucekaraus7330
    @brucekaraus7330 3 роки тому +1

    I fall for that bit every time. lol

  • @FalloutJack
    @FalloutJack 3 роки тому +1

    I have made this joke every time I see this episode. Good work.

  • @darrenkrivit6854
    @darrenkrivit6854 6 років тому +4

    Heartbeat eliminated, yes sir!

  • @Scodiddly
    @Scodiddly 3 роки тому +1

    Absolutely did not expect that. Still choking on my own laughs.

  • @rslavin71
    @rslavin71 3 роки тому +1

    That was the funniest thing I've seen in months!

  • @zeriul09
    @zeriul09 3 роки тому +4

    did not expect that, ow my sides

  • @praktikalnurse504
    @praktikalnurse504 3 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I had days like that!!

  • @SuperEcwchampion
    @SuperEcwchampion 3 роки тому +2

    Okay, wasn't expecting that. That was very good. 😂😂😂

  • @HailAnts
    @HailAnts 3 роки тому +3

    I only saw that coming about a second before it happened! And I’ve seen this episode countless times!

  • @Kurzula5150
    @Kurzula5150 3 роки тому +2

    RIP Ensign Wilhelm.

  • @dodgeman4360
    @dodgeman4360 3 роки тому +2

    I thought this was the original story and so i went "Arugh" when kirk ordered spock to stop the crewmans heart. THEN i heard the sound over. I have since played it several times...very funny!!!
    ..

  • @gregbillings
    @gregbillings 2 роки тому +1

    ROFL - This was so good......... I was like, umm, I don't remember that scene going that way.... wait, whut? LOL

  • @fartingduck5316
    @fartingduck5316 3 роки тому +2

    Tears, actual tears. thx

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott Рік тому +1

    Omg, that caught me by surprise! 😂😂😂

  • @slighter
    @slighter 3 роки тому +1

    Boy am I glad that I didn't peek into the comments before I finished the clip :D :D

  • @truckstopsuperstar2451
    @truckstopsuperstar2451 3 роки тому +1

    I'm still laughing! Good one 👍

  • @dandeliondown7920
    @dandeliondown7920 3 роки тому +4

    LOL. Spock takes Kirk literally. I could imagine Isaac from The Orville doing something like that !!!

  • @vulcanluver
    @vulcanluver 14 років тому +8

    @xxjpxxdeluxe Yes, but since this episode, "Court Martial," was part of Season One, they didn't quite have Vulcan physiology worked out yet. If memory serves, "Journey to Babel" was the episode in which we learned Vulcan hearts are located in the place of the human liver.

    • @danbasta3677
      @danbasta3677 6 років тому

      vulcanluver More like Mudd's Women. When the good Doctor said, gets you right here, and he pointed with his palm the heart, the Good Doctor, said, oh, sorry, in your case, and he pounded with his fist, on the left side. Mr. Spock's answer was, because my internal arrangement is quite different, pleases me to no end.

  • @keitholiver19
    @keitholiver19 3 роки тому +1

    Oh that poor sap in the transporter room! Just be sure to shock him back to life afterward!

  • @bebo5558
    @bebo5558 Рік тому +1

    Spock, I said to mask his heart beat, not jettison the transporter pod in to space, now you in deep do-do like me!

  • @duud6687
    @duud6687 3 роки тому +2

    WTF?! LMAO!!
    Must have been a Red Shirt!

  • @Wolffen51
    @Wolffen51 6 років тому +9

    OMG that was funny...well done :D

  • @RLB52
    @RLB52 3 роки тому +1

    Famous last words: "yeow"

  • @alainarchambault2331
    @alainarchambault2331 6 років тому +4

    Yes, go on trial for Ben Finney, but never mind red shirts. They're disposable.

  • @diogenesesenna9323
    @diogenesesenna9323 3 роки тому +2

    You just gave me fu*king Asthma attack .....

  • @loopyninjabear666
    @loopyninjabear666 5 років тому +1

    That is the sound of the heartbeats of every crewmen aboard this ship
    ..... Aaaaw man, for a minute there I thought you were gonna start a space jam

  • @mad7206
    @mad7206 3 роки тому +4

    Yeah I laughed, wasn't expecting that

  • @stevesicard5896
    @stevesicard5896 3 роки тому +1

    I didn't see that coming. Hilarious.

  • @mulberryman1305
    @mulberryman1305 6 років тому +4

    Wilhelm, is that you?

  • @johnp9969
    @johnp9969 5 років тому +2

    Obviously a Red Shirt 😁🤣🤣🤣

  • @Thor_Odinson
    @Thor_Odinson 3 роки тому +1

    Totally in character for the mirror universe

    • @drmayeda1930
      @drmayeda1930 3 роки тому

      this wasn't mirror universe. Spock doesn't haave a beard. This was the regular universe and the scream was added onto the clip. That wasn't psart of the episode.

  • @Lynxdom
    @Lynxdom 6 місяців тому +1

    LOL! That took me off guard :)

  • @floyddwarrel4726
    @floyddwarrel4726 3 роки тому +1

    captain I'm frightened.

  • @billsmith981
    @billsmith981 3 роки тому +2

    Another Red Shirt bites the dust

  • @LeftToWrite006
    @LeftToWrite006 3 роки тому +1

    I've been watching clips of this episode but none of them had anything like that at the end. I'm almost crying from laughing.

  • @chucksgarage7165
    @chucksgarage7165 Рік тому +1

    The white sound device looks suspiciously like a microphone with no cord.

  • @davidtaylor8002
    @davidtaylor8002 3 роки тому

    Of all of the Star Trek series (TOS, TNG, DS9, STV), it the only episode that acknowledged the Constitution.

  • @Stogie2112
    @Stogie2112 3 роки тому +1

    Spock used the Tantalus Field!

  • @loranddeka
    @loranddeka 3 роки тому +2

    That poor red shirt.

  • @patsmith8523
    @patsmith8523 3 роки тому +1

    LOL! That was great!

  • @LoneStarRails
    @LoneStarRails 3 роки тому +1

    that was great, something I would dream up.

  • @Vulpine407
    @Vulpine407 5 років тому +9

    "You're agonizer, Mr. Kyle" Oh, wait. Wrong episode...

    • @tomf3150
      @tomf3150 3 роки тому +1

      Also your. Go watch Word Crimes by Weird Al.

    • @Vulpine407
      @Vulpine407 3 роки тому

      @@tomf3150 Arrrgh! You're gonna ding me for grammar two years later?
      But, yes. And I'm a Weird Al fan too.

  • @johnnyeaton
    @johnnyeaton 3 роки тому +1

    That was so worth watching. :)

  • @swissarmytenor
    @swissarmytenor 5 років тому +1

    Oh, that was sooo well done!

  • @fargeeks
    @fargeeks 3 роки тому +2

    1;09 rip stormtrooper

  • @michaelkantner6420
    @michaelkantner6420 3 роки тому

    The white sound device, a modern 20th century microphone. Amazing science! Plus, I wasn't expecting the scream, but was thinking when Kirk told Spock to eliminate that crewman's heartbeat, that he would stop living. Laughing my ass off to that one! Good job to whoever made this video!

  • @thewatcher9545
    @thewatcher9545 2 роки тому +1

    Was not expecting that. lol

  • @digital_gravity
    @digital_gravity 3 роки тому +2

    Must have been wearing a red shirt.

  • @goteamdefense
    @goteamdefense 5 років тому +1

    Thanks. I needed a laugh.☠️😂

  • @Wolffen51
    @Wolffen51 10 місяців тому

    Kirk: That accounts for everyone except the crewman in the transporter room. Mr, Spock, eliminate his." Spock pushes a few buttons....
    Crewman: "AHH:"
    LoL

  • @Sasquatchvideos38
    @Sasquatchvideos38 5 років тому +3

    Lmfao wow spock.... wow kirk so cruel

  • @thefurrybastard1964
    @thefurrybastard1964 6 років тому +1

    That caught me. Good one!

  • @brucetucker4847
    @brucetucker4847 2 роки тому

    It was the logical interpretation of Kirk's order.

  • @jamesmartin9401
    @jamesmartin9401 3 роки тому

    Dr. McCoy will use this Radio Shack Microphone...
    That's right up there with Sisko's Defiant Surprise. Well done.

  • @bubbablue1100
    @bubbablue1100 2 роки тому

    Did anyone notice McCoy masked stocks heartbeat in a normal human location. Vulcans are in the lower back.

  • @asyouwish9567
    @asyouwish9567 2 роки тому

    That was funny. I did not expect that or Wilhelm