Sonds bad but have you ever been in Lower Saxony? For some reason is "repairing" the same road at the exact same place for almost 2 years now. I guess german efficiency only counts for engineering machines, not using them😮💨
bro i just hit a massive pothole like 2 days ago going 45 mph that i couldn't avoid and smth disconnected in my suv and the gas stopped working...tow company said they get calls from that part of town all the time
I was done listening to Biggering and saw this and I thought "Yeah, lets see how they really compare." and listening to this is like going from Mozart to Nickelback.
Yee we Americans are known for best things even TANKS (and you can legally own a tank) weapons military bugers hotdogs money and even yes *G U N S* but also here in America there are always gotta be a dark side to the usa
Finally, someone else who feels this way! It's goes from "I'm not bad at all!" to "how much can I get away with?" They played with the dual meanings of the phrase so well
It would tell me i was about to endure an entire semester of totally one sided propaganda history from a fanatic, which also always means the teacher will be some sort of crazy asshole and there will be consequences for breathing and rewards for closing your mind and kissing ass
Same here. I used to hate U.S. History because not only did I find it boring due to bad teachers but because because I felt that I was being deprived of the truth in middle school as the class’s often taught propaganda stories like Christopher Columbus being a hero, how Hernan Cortez was sympathetic figure for weeding out the Aztecs, George Washington could never tell a lie, and how Steve F. Austin was justified for conquering Mexican territory. The only reason I knew this was wrong was because of my dad who was educated. So I developed some passive aggressive contempt for it and mostly dismissed the subject as I didn’t think I’d ever learn the full context until I made it College. It was there where I got a much broader understanding of U.S. History and a new appreciation for the subject matter. Honestly, this video pretty much affirms, most of what I learned and it’s wild. 😂 lol I just wish school system in my state (Texas) told me the truth of what really went down much earlier.
This video barely references the independence war 1812 the Civil war the world wars Vietnam Korea Iraq Afghanistan 9/11 or the Cold War which is what could have made this video better
This video is primarily focused on the wrongdoings of the United States ( not that I’m anti-American, I’m literally from here) so things like 9/11 and the Civil War would not really fit. I would change the end part to have more modern countries and invasions like Iraq, Syria Afghanistan or Vietnam though.
I love the attention to detail all players in certain events. With Andrew Jackson sweeping away native Indians with homestead. The republic of Texas flag getting some recognition as a country. Its beautiful!
"native Indians" is a really weird way to say Native Americans. You forgot to give the word "native" the importance of its capital letter and straight up got the wrong country too. Yikes you sound like Chrissy Columbo
@@ultimatewafflegaming1018 He's the one that ordered the forcible removal of the Cherokee, who brought him to court and won the right to stay on their land--so he sent the army in to remove them anyway and kill anyone who resisted.
USA: Does a horrible thing with a death toll of millions, or serious damage to the environment Every country else: Does the same USA: That's not how this game works, mate
it was the proper american thing to do the native american that was wrong yes but idc who u are if u aint gonna work like all of us stay out of my country back then we were proper everyone just hated us because we said americans only if u wanna be american u will be and work like all of us if u cant thats ur problem
@@warboy-vr3rmLatin America was more rape _and_ genocide at the same time, while the Anglophone countries of North America mostly stuck to genocide (although raping still occurred. Obviously).
Fun fact there was a demo song called "biggering" in it he say "who cares if somethings are dying?" Instead of "Who cares if a few trees are dying?" It was meant to talk about how not only trees were dying but other things like the animals or plants like flowers. It was trying to show how bad big companies like that not only hurt the trees but everything around it. The song never made it on screen because "it was too violent for kids" but people are sure the real reason was the fact that the people who made the movie are a company and could've lost business.
Same here. It actually affirmed what I should’ve been learning in middle/high school and later learned in college. Definitely should be shown in class.
I really hope people make these for every country. Let’s be real every country has done at least a few bad things. I’m also surprised it didn’t end with America having the highest obesity rates in the world but it was still really good and accurate! This is coming from an American.
Well as Ukrainian I can say that Kievan Rus did wery few genocides of the natives, I can only remember Olga who burned down drevlan's town for not paying taxes
@@ezziex1248homeboy that is the west coast at worst, but i’m still stuck on the fact that you thought the culmination of Arizona, Texas, California and New Mexico were a coast in any direction
America has SOOOO many flaws and blood stains. The treatment of the natives and the sluggish behavior to end slavery is disgusting. However this is a good lesson everyone can do with and use for the future situations.
I mean, we ended slavery only 100 years after our country was formed while other nations owned slaves for millenia. I'd say that's pretty darn impressive.
I want you to imagine four teenagers downtown outside a venue standing in line for their senior prom in tuxedos and dresses in a circle watching this video on a phone, volume turned up all the way so not only they but also the people around them can hear it That’s one of my core memories from highschool
Wouldn't really make sense to. One thing they SHOULD have included is something about Teddy Roosevelt (the guy who did a lot to improve the USA's image and even did create the first national park) with him petting the puppy (which let's be honest, looks like a **teddy** bear).
@@crusaderkaiser2000 so we should only reflect on the positive things and only teach our kids half of the truth ? Imagine if Germany did that after WWII
Even the very title of the song fits the History of the United States. A country founded by intellectuals trying to break away from the tyranny of the British Monarchy only to end up becoming tyrannical themselves.
Technically yes but not in the same way as other groups and countries. Puerto Rico, unlike the territory the British colonized (which still had some native groups at the time of ownership being transferred to the United States), were previously colonized and assimilated (removed the natives) by the Spanish, and the United States gained Puerto Rico through a war with Spain after the Spanish Empire sunk a U.S. ship cuz the U.S. supported the revolting populations of the Philippines and Cuba
@@milkshake7776 Ah yes, the fucking ship that the US blew itself up. Also, the spanish territories had the same if not more natives than the English ones, there were still abuses but going as far as saying that the whole island had no natives because the spanish killed them all is just insulting. Next time document yourself before writing, thank you.
Lol I’m a Filipino and most Filipinos hate Americans from history because they attacked us but really the us planned out the city of Manila by the same guy who planned the city of chicago
US: We know we did terrible things in the past, and we’re really sorry. World: That’s good. Are you gonna pay back to people you harmed in your rise to the top? US: I said I was sorry, not financially responsible.
America donates over 640 million dollars to countries all over the world, let's in more immigrants more than any other countries around the world and stop one of the most evil men in world history who killed over 6 million jews at this point America's good majorly outweighs its bad.
Verse 1] Breathing in the dark, lying on its side The ruins of the dead painted with a scar And the more I straighten out, the less it wants to try The feelings start to rot one wink at a time [Chorus 1] Oh Forgiving who you are for what you stand to gain Just know that if you hide, it doesn't go away When you get out of bed, don't end up stranded Horrified with each stone on the stage My little dark age [Verse 2] Picking through the cards, knowing what's nearby The carvings on the face say they find it hard And the engine's failed again, all limits of disguise The humor's not the same, coming from denial [Chorus 2] Oh I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange I know that if you hide, it doesn't go away If you get out of bed and find me standing all alone Open-eyed, burn the page My little dark age [Chorus 3] I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange You know that if it hides, it doesn't go away If I get out of bed, you'll see me standing all alone Horrified on the stage My little dark age [Bridge] Giddy with delight, seeing what's to come The image of the dead, dead ends in my mind [Chorus 4] Policemen swear to God, love's seeping from the guns I know my friends and I would probably turn and run If you get out of bed, come find us heading for the bridge Bring a stone, all the rage My little dark age You might also like [Chorus 2] I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange I know that if you hide, it doesn't go away If you get out of bed and find me standing all alone Open-eyed, burn the page My little dark age [Outro] All alone, open-eyed Burn the page, my little dark age
Ok I know in this case its the americas (but) for the original context, if he kept doing it the regular way, but smarter, while also replanting them, due to the product(s) being handmade, he could charge more and live the rich life without destroying literally everything. The way they were doing it was picking it one at a time instead of putting a bunch into a bigger load. Not cutting the whole thing down. They didnt need the wood part, but still chose to chop the whole thing down, even though it looked and most likely easy to pick that stuff off the tree and let it grow back.
Y'all don't even realize how much of a triple entendre this is. You got climate change, you have capitalism and you have just the sincere lack of care anything that they do to other people. It's a real nightmare. I never thought this song would actually scare me more than it did just now
I was expecting things like - america giving weapons to the taliban to counter isis - supporting isrel despite war crimes worse than Russia - Nato dumping weapons in north Africa (the weapons ended up in terrorists' hands) - usa not providing enough military support to make Vietnam democratic while doing dumb stuff like spraying chemicals on forests to kill them (which still heavily pollute large areas of land today) and allying inhumane Cambodia to use their land as a military base in the war etc. etc. But that clip from the Lorax describes America a lot, not just the government but also companies & influencial figures
funfact: Japan killed more people than the estimated deaths of Hiroshima and Nagasaki nuke caused combined However 12 million tribes where killed That's less than 1/5 of Mao Zedongs awesome highest killstreak and a bit more than 1/5 of all the Native American deaths combined.
“I’m just following my destiny”
This line fits the US so much
Fr
Manifest destiny
Ye
@@Spooky_is_quite_sillyyez
@@Spooky_is_quite_sillyand we still need more
I'm an American, and the portion that goes to charity (highway funding) is the most accurate thing in this video
Fr the U.S. government will repair the same road every 6 months and every other road in the neighbourhood is a fucking dirt trail
Sonds bad but have you ever been in Lower Saxony? For some reason is "repairing" the same road at the exact same place for almost 2 years now. I guess german efficiency only counts for engineering machines, not using them😮💨
@@dabudgie5632maybe in some parts, but the only places I have been with dirt roads are farms.
bro i just hit a massive pothole like 2 days ago going 45 mph that i couldn't avoid and smth disconnected in my suv and the gas stopped working...tow company said they get calls from that part of town all the time
@@dabudgie5632well thank god that ain’t true here in the east coast. We got roads, but some people be having parking lots made out of pebbles 😭
I was done listening to Biggering and saw this and I thought "Yeah, lets see how they really compare." and listening to this is like going from Mozart to Nickelback.
lol sameee. Biggering fits America more.
@frenchpotato2852 and it's just a better song.
“I’m just building the economy” that fit the US so well
(Why are people commenting almost a year later 😭”
Ikr
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Yee we Americans are known for best things even TANKS (and you can legally own a tank) weapons military bugers hotdogs money and even yes *G U N S* but also here in America there are always gotta be a dark side to the usa
@@andycolin8706 no not at all, best wepons are from Germany, food is debated but no one says Italy, name one thing America is known for that is good
@@Dacian_mapping oops..
Ive always loved how this song slowly changes from "How bad could I be, really? Not bad at all" to "How bad could I possibly be? *Lets find out!* "
Finally, someone else who feels this way! It's goes from "I'm not bad at all!" to "how much can I get away with?" They played with the dual meanings of the phrase so well
Indeed. The song started from an innocent question and later transitioned into justification.
Yup
*Let’s see*
just like american history
"I'm just following my Destiny"
Weirdly fitting for Manifest Destiny
“Mine mine mine mine mine” while holding an African American is wild 💀
Jamal is 50% off!!!! Gotta stock up on them
@@hauntingmoonNahhh 💀
@@Acromeno3301 Jaquis is only 60% off sadly. I mean it’s not a bad deal but he’s a white skin. The pure breeds work harder 😒
@@hauntingmoon Any buy one get one free offers?
To be fair, the guy holding the "African American" would more precisely be labeled "Democrats".
That's one way to learn American history
Fr
Lol
Extremely biased and misleading way
🤑🤑🤑
Imagine learning the history of every country but only the bad things.
"How bad can I be? I'm just spreading Democracy."
Sure you are sure you are
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@@mrman5066the entirety of the Middle Eastern countries govts were overthrown by Russian backed forces before the us got there
Anyone got oil?
FOR SUPER EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTH
Imagine if a history teacher played this in class. That would instantly make history my favorite subject.
Boy, if you done get your America hatin ahh out this county especially with you gatcha cringe, gay ahh videos.
true though
It would tell me i was about to endure an entire semester of totally one sided propaganda history from a fanatic, which also always means the teacher will be some sort of crazy asshole and there will be consequences for breathing and rewards for closing your mind and kissing ass
Same here. I used to hate U.S. History because not only did I find it boring due to bad teachers but because because I felt that I was being deprived of the truth in middle school as the class’s often taught propaganda stories like Christopher Columbus being a hero, how Hernan Cortez was sympathetic figure for weeding out the Aztecs, George Washington could never tell a lie, and how Steve F. Austin was justified for conquering Mexican territory.
The only reason I knew this was wrong was because of my dad who was educated. So I developed some passive aggressive contempt for it and mostly dismissed the subject as I didn’t think I’d ever learn the full context until I made it College.
It was there where I got a much broader understanding of U.S. History and a new appreciation for the subject matter. Honestly, this video pretty much affirms, most of what I learned and it’s wild. 😂 lol
I just wish school system in my state (Texas) told me the truth of what really went down much earlier.
@@Jackal_El_Lobo34 You're not cool
I learned it from watching you Mom!
-US to England
🤣
The UK why are you so bad my son? Where did you learn that from?
The USA: from grandpa Rome
The UK: oh… oh no
@@stargazer-eliteUS: And you Mom
UK: Oh, I forgot about the Irish and Scots
@@warboy-vr3rm Irish and Scots!?
Lil
“How bad can I be? I’m just following my (manifest) destiny….
Every US colony is cooked, even our country💀
@@official_basicphilipI'm having a sezure from that grammar 💀
As an American I approve of this message
As a American I approve this message
Ps continue the chain
As an American I approve of this message also
As someone whose culture is mostly American I approve this message
As a Mexican American I approve of this message and strongly feel like America should have annexed Mexico during the Mexican-American war
@@johngarcia2368no annexing Mexico, worst move in the world
Message approved by an American
This video barely references the independence war 1812 the Civil war the world wars Vietnam Korea Iraq Afghanistan 9/11 or the Cold War which is what could have made this video better
Very true
Imagine 9/11 written on top of that final axe
Very true
It’s literally just a video to hate on America’s wrongs with none of the good things in it
This video is primarily focused on the wrongdoings of the United States ( not that I’m anti-American, I’m literally from here) so things like 9/11 and the Civil War would not really fit. I would change the end part to have more modern countries and invasions like Iraq, Syria Afghanistan or Vietnam though.
andrew jackson coming out of nowhere and sweeping up all of the bears absolutely killed me
just like the bears
It is amazing that from a colony of the British Empire, the United States has become a world superpower, and also with such a huge influence.
Not the point of the video
@@ProroroI don’t care
3000 bombs in Laos later
It’s because of the crazy geographical position, the constant and almost uninterrupted growth and the manifest destiny belief
Bro really but down Britain there
I love how you could replace this with any country and it would still have the same vibe
Literally
Bhutan?
Lol
Honestly most institutions of power but it definitely feels like it was born to define the us government-
except switzerland, iceland, and lots other
Why the fuck is this so painfully accurate and fit so well?
I love the attention to detail all players in certain events. With Andrew Jackson sweeping away native Indians with homestead. The republic of Texas flag getting some recognition as a country. Its beautiful!
@thatwatermelon5806 anyone in history basically
Where was that flag
Homestead was later. It was started in 1862
"native Indians" is a really weird way to say Native Americans. You forgot to give the word "native" the importance of its capital letter and straight up got the wrong country too. Yikes you sound like Chrissy Columbo
ANDREW IS THE WORST
Someone needs to show this to the Goverment of U.S.A
And they'll be executed lmfao
@@SuperMechSonicthey want
@@jurassicsurvivor2433 they want what
@@SuperMechSonic I want to break free
He won't understand
crazy how good of a satire this is
US anthem: "democracy and freedom"
US when a country elects a president they don't like: *"WHO CARES IF SOME THINGS ARE DYING?💀"*
US when country elects socialist president:
SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH
US when a country elects a dictator/war mongerer/communist.
Us anthem:hello I AM captain América
Us:hello AM soldier boy
@@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511 America literally has donated and given the most humanitarian aid in the world
@@NeverOhVer and created more wars than any other nation in the planet and also nuked civilians
Very good! I feel like this was inevitable, given how well the parallels of this song map onto US history and the intentions behind its expansion
Glazing mad hard
The book was made in the US.
I’ve listened to a couple versions of this, & I remember it sounding different. I like the tone in this version- it feels like he means it more.
andrew jackson got me rolling-😂😂😂
Once you learn about his Presidency it won’t be as shocking
@@m.c.martin? They didn’t say it was shocking lmao everyone knows he was a terrible person who knows anything about US history
@@plugshirt1762 hes the one that won 100 duels right?
@@ultimatewafflegaming1018 He's the one that ordered the forcible removal of the Cherokee, who brought him to court and won the right to stay on their land--so he sent the army in to remove them anyway and kill anyone who resisted.
USA: Does a horrible thing with a death toll of millions, or serious damage to the environment
Every country else: Does the same
USA: That's not how this game works, mate
Isn't it a net success to have the us?
Fr bro.. 💀
We do it less than Russia and China and we did it less than Imperial England. We’re the best option for the world as the sole superpower.
so accurate-
i mean some people in the usa care about the enviremnt
This is too perfect I think this is the purpose this scene was supposed to serve
i was vibing with the flag increasing stars, but then it never reached all 50
other than that i enjoyed this, tho
Same fr
This probably took place before USA bought Alaska
This is surprisingly accurate to how the United States treated Native Americans and African Americans. 2:06
Not worse as Canadá South America tho
@@KrismpantherI mean US commited genocide, SA mostly segregated, Canada did kill as well but not as much as US
it was the proper american thing to do the native american that was wrong yes but idc who u are if u aint gonna work like all of us stay out of my country back then we were proper everyone just hated us because we said americans only if u wanna be american u will be and work like all of us if u cant thats ur problem
@@mateiduma646no Canada treated the Natives MUCH worse than the US did also SA committed genocide on native tribes aswell
@@warboy-vr3rmLatin America was more rape _and_ genocide at the same time, while the Anglophone countries of North America mostly stuck to genocide (although raping still occurred. Obviously).
We studying for APUSH finals with this one!! 🔥🔥🔥🥶❄️❄️❄️
This is so good. Why so few views?
Why so serious?
(Joker quote)
This is true comment.
FBI
True
How good UA-cam videos are don’t decide how many views it gets.
This is actually a really good edit like many of the lyrics are fitting for US history
It’s literally a song about the flaws of capitalism it would be more jarring if it didn’t fit lol
And pretty much the history of every other country that has existed.
Yeah I know it fit so well except for some reason I am supposed to think that America is the bad guy here and I don't see it
Fun fact there was a demo song called "biggering" in it he say "who cares if somethings are dying?" Instead of "Who cares if a few trees are dying?"
It was meant to talk about how not only trees were dying but other things like the animals or plants like flowers. It was trying to show how bad big companies like that not only hurt the trees but everything around it.
The song never made it on screen because "it was too violent for kids" but people are sure the real reason was the fact that the people who made the movie are a company and could've lost business.
1:31 the fact that I’m learning about Manifest Destiny in Social Studies rn
Wow, reminds of the time i learned that in middle school
my last unit
SAME
Me three brotha 😂😂
@@penerbangdrone3188 everyone getting it lmao
As an American, you defined my country well! Great job!😂
3:04 2024 elections
1:58 “Mine mine mine” while holding an African American is WILD 💀
I think I learned more from this video than I did in school 🤣
If I ever become a history teacher I’m DEFINITELY playing this for my class 🤣
You just replied to yourself? Also i agree with you
@@Texan_christian1132 lol
Same here. It actually affirmed what I should’ve been learning in middle/high school and later learned in college. Definitely should be shown in class.
its a good video but its not that deep bro. u didn't learn shit
People who don’t know Hitlers history: how bad can Hitler be?
Hitler:
stimmt nicht
are you calling America fascist, or are you just saying that Hitler was bad
Nobody cares and go to school already, LGBT supporter@@heritagetribe
@@heritagetribe You are small child
@@heritagetribe Get lost kid
Note how the flag never changes to the 50-star
this is all before the Great Depression, which would be symbolized by the last tree being cut down
I think it does eventually shift to the 50 star flag in the end (I could be wrong tho) but I *love* that idea!
@@pandagobrr the last flag it shifts to is 42 stars
@@Tempo918 oh, huh, I never noticed that, cool!
Oh...oh no...
*Aw shit.*
I really hope people make these for every country. Let’s be real every country has done at least a few bad things. I’m also surprised it didn’t end with America having the highest obesity rates in the world but it was still really good and accurate! This is coming from an American.
Based comment, I am American
@@dabudgie5632the lorax when he is saying stop at the cutting down trees with the new car should be British empirw
The USA doesn’t have the highest obesity rate it’s like 12th or so
Nauru has the highest obesity rate and their just a tiny island lol
We are in #12 obesity wise
Well as Ukrainian I can say that Kievan Rus did wery few genocides of the natives, I can only remember Olga who burned down drevlan's town for not paying taxes
I have never been more proud to be American.
0:54 -1:15 ain't no way he just described the East Coast in 21 seconds
East????
@@bee3467 yeah can you not read?
@@ezziex1248homeboy that is the west coast at worst, but i’m still stuck on the fact that you thought the culmination of Arizona, Texas, California and New Mexico were a coast in any direction
@@ezziex1248the worlds asshole is the US West coast. Specifically California.
@@tacoclaus8168bro is just a little confused lol
nah bro fr resumed US history, why is this so underrated
Andrew Jackson fucking killed me with that
America has SOOOO many flaws and blood stains. The treatment of the natives and the sluggish behavior to end slavery is disgusting. However this is a good lesson everyone can do with and use for the future situations.
Same logic applies to so many other countries as well
@@VidManYTFor real
You have a point.
I mean, we ended slavery only 100 years after our country was formed while other nations owned slaves for millenia. I'd say that's pretty darn impressive.
@@TheJoeschmoe777 a lot of countries still have slavery what are you on? America was one of the first and only country to free their slaves
My history teacher put this on during class that was an interesting way to learn American history we watch it once a week
W HISTORY TEACHER
The whole movie/book of the Lorax is a protest to show what would happen if we continue deforestation and burning fossil fuels.
That African American part is crazy💀
sinister fr
Finally someone makes something like this
VIVA MEXICO CABRONES 🇲🇽
VIVA MEXICOOO 🇨🇴🤝🇲🇽
VIVA ARGENTINA 🇦🇷
VIVA LATAM
@@CEC_alexinkamikaze VIVAAAA XD
If you're planning to travel, go to Mexico 🇲🇽 because usa is just "industrial "
This video teaches U.S. history better than how school teaches it.
I like the fact that includes the fact that mexico just did not want to scrach, punch or fight
Thank you for this video. It really helped me with my US history test.
I want you to imagine four teenagers downtown outside a venue standing in line for their senior prom in tuxedos and dresses in a circle watching this video on a phone, volume turned up all the way so not only they but also the people around them can hear it
That’s one of my core memories from highschool
This is great. I love how accurate this is. You should redo it though with some other major parts of us history or with other songs as well!
It would have been cool to see him mention the US civil war but its still entertaining
Wouldn't really make sense to. One thing they SHOULD have included is something about Teddy Roosevelt (the guy who did a lot to improve the USA's image and even did create the first national park) with him petting the puppy (which let's be honest, looks like a **teddy** bear).
Why would you show the positives of the country when you’re trying to villainise it?
@@crusaderkaiser2000speaking the truth isn’t the same as villainizing it
@@vince11harris when you focus on it’s negative qualities and treat it like one, then yes. Yes it is.
@@crusaderkaiser2000 so we should only reflect on the positive things and only teach our kids half of the truth ? Imagine if Germany did that after WWII
2:52 “AND THE LAWYERS ARE DENYING” lol so funny
Why does this fit so well with the US?! It's really a banger song.
Even the very title of the song fits the History of the United States.
A country founded by intellectuals trying to break away from the tyranny of the British Monarchy only to end up becoming tyrannical themselves.
@@daustin8888 basically fallowing their mother's footsteps lol
Why does the song about capitalism fit with the US? Yeah it’s a real mystery
Because the song is about big business and the US government is simply the armed alliance of big business.
As an American, I can confirm this is true.
Fr
watching this after a nazi salute at the presidential inaugeration hits different
Mexico getting dropped got me dying cuz it was pretty accurate lol
"My name is the lorax and I speak for the tree's if you break my trees"
"I'll break your knee's so just don't break my tree's please"
“My name is the lorax and I speak for the trees”
*Vietnam war intensifies*
The Andrew Jackson bit was such a good reference to what he actually did
2:59
Ahem, Florida man here:
The Everglades is still here, it's been very well protected. Maybe find another example for that spot....
Indeed
Indeed.
You guys still searching for that 20 foot python?
@@AnakinSkywakka "that"?
We got a few out here, gonna have to be more specific....
@@andreweiseman7140 yeah theyre wild creatures, the pythons (also i live near tampa so i dont know what the everglades look like)
Conquered territories include Puerto Rico right?
They literally took it from Spain in a war so yeah, it was a conquest mate
Technically yes but not in the same way as other groups and countries. Puerto Rico, unlike the territory the British colonized (which still had some native groups at the time of ownership being transferred to the United States), were previously colonized and assimilated (removed the natives) by the Spanish, and the United States gained Puerto Rico through a war with Spain after the Spanish Empire sunk a U.S. ship cuz the U.S. supported the revolting populations of the Philippines and Cuba
@@milkshake7776 Ah yes, the fucking ship that the US blew itself up.
Also, the spanish territories had the same if not more natives than the English ones, there were still abuses but going as far as saying that the whole island had no natives because the spanish killed them all is just insulting.
Next time document yourself before writing, thank you.
Lol I’m a Filipino and most Filipinos hate Americans from history because they attacked us but really the us planned out the city of Manila by the same guy who planned the city of chicago
Puerto rico no Is an colonia?
As an American, I can say that this video is more accurate and true to life than everything I was told in history class.
As a person of BOTH african american AND british decent, i can say this is all very true, yes
As an American yeah this is basically the history in a nutshell, they a bit crazy
US: We know we did terrible things in the past, and we’re really sorry.
World: That’s good. Are you gonna pay back to people you harmed in your rise to the top?
US: I said I was sorry, not financially responsible.
This makes me so mad… I hate climate change, global warming, and pollution, we need to do something about this!!! 😢
How bad can I be is weirdly fitting for America knowing all of the bad things America did
America donates over 640 million dollars to countries all over the world, let's in more immigrants more than any other countries around the world and stop one of the most evil men in world history who killed over 6 million jews at this point America's good majorly outweighs its bad.
Verse 1]
Breathing in the dark, lying on its side
The ruins of the dead painted with a scar
And the more I straighten out, the less it wants to try
The feelings start to rot one wink at a time
[Chorus 1]
Oh
Forgiving who you are for what you stand to gain
Just know that if you hide, it doesn't go away
When you get out of bed, don't end up stranded
Horrified with each stone on the stage
My little dark age
[Verse 2]
Picking through the cards, knowing what's nearby
The carvings on the face say they find it hard
And the engine's failed again, all limits of disguise
The humor's not the same, coming from denial
[Chorus 2]
Oh
I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange
I know that if you hide, it doesn't go away
If you get out of bed and find me standing all alone
Open-eyed, burn the page
My little dark age
[Chorus 3]
I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange
You know that if it hides, it doesn't go away
If I get out of bed, you'll see me standing all alone
Horrified on the stage
My little dark age
[Bridge]
Giddy with delight, seeing what's to come
The image of the dead, dead ends in my mind
[Chorus 4]
Policemen swear to God, love's seeping from the guns
I know my friends and I would probably turn and run
If you get out of bed, come find us heading for the bridge
Bring a stone, all the rage
My little dark age
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[Chorus 2]
I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange
I know that if you hide, it doesn't go away
If you get out of bed and find me standing all alone
Open-eyed, burn the page
My little dark age
[Outro]
All alone, open-eyed
Burn the page, my little dark age
Nah bro just gave my the answers to my history essay
Aside from japan being there at the very end, I cant help but be offended by how accurate this is.
As an american, i thought this was halarious
Really halarious 👌
The teachers need to play this in history!🤣
I love this song becouse it fits every single todays superpower like USA, Russia and China
why is this so accurate and hilarious at the same time?
Probably the most real video I’ve ever watched
How I wish they would teach us U.S. history:
As an American, I can confirm on a daily basis we sing how be can I be and chop up other countries with weird logging machines
2:42 that seems about true
**World War 1, World War 2, The Cold War, The American Revolution And The Bombing Of Hiroshima Have Left The Game**
You can't fit a comprehensive list in a 3 minute song. The people bitching about Hiroshima don't even know about Tokyo. Japan got off incredibly easy.
@@Ienteredmynamecorrectly-lt3nu nobody cares and get lost
The sad thing is, he had such good intentions and then it all went downhill because he got consumed by greed.
Yeah they use to be allies with Russia
As Georgian, VERY accurate
2:19 literally is what America did if you think about it they built their economy is what I mean
Ok I know in this case its the americas (but) for the original context, if he kept doing it the regular way, but smarter, while also replanting them, due to the product(s) being handmade, he could charge more and live the rich life without destroying literally everything. The way they were doing it was picking it one at a time instead of putting a bunch into a bigger load. Not cutting the whole thing down. They didnt need the wood part, but still chose to chop the whole thing down, even though it looked and most likely easy to pick that stuff off the tree and let it grow back.
Y'all don't even realize how much of a triple entendre this is. You got climate change, you have capitalism and you have just the sincere lack of care anything that they do to other people. It's a real nightmare. I never thought this song would actually scare me more than it did just now
I was expecting things like
- america giving weapons to the taliban to counter isis
- supporting isrel despite war crimes worse than Russia
- Nato dumping weapons in north Africa (the weapons ended up in terrorists' hands)
- usa not providing enough military support to make Vietnam democratic while doing dumb stuff like spraying chemicals on forests to kill them (which still heavily pollute large areas of land today) and allying inhumane Cambodia to use their land as a military base in the war
etc. etc. But that clip from the Lorax describes America a lot, not just the government but also companies & influencial figures
Pls do Japan, Britain, Mongolia, China & Ancient Rome
wait til we get the European versions
I might make that ngl
America might have done some bad stuff but it’s pretty hard to top Britain lol
@@plugshirt1762 hard to top any Western European country ngl
@@cgyoboior imperial Japan and present day china
@@Connor-me fair. I'd argue "ancient" China is worse because of how many genocides they committed. like god damn
2:18 yep basically built the modern world as we know it
Damn bro I wonder where they got all the land and wealth and labor to build all that stuff.
_"HOW ACCURATE CAN THIS POSSIBLY BE?!"_
2:27 this guy looks like someone💀
ABRAHAM LINCOLN AHHH
Fr
“Complain all you want it’s never ever gonna stop” is very true
can you make a part 2 where after that he becomes ashamed of it after ww1 and ww2
Maybe
As an Italian, I think this is how ppl should learn American History tbh :3
Ethiopia…….
You guys committed a lot of atrocities in Ethiopia and Libya, so never speak on this topic again.
@@genuscorvid Why does that fucking matter? Also no, oversimplified memes should not be used to teach history.
The Andrew Jackson had me rolling
It was just so random.
funfact: Japan killed more people than the estimated deaths of Hiroshima and Nagasaki nuke caused combined
However 12 million tribes where killed
That's less than 1/5 of Mao Zedongs awesome highest killstreak and a bit more than 1/5 of all the Native American deaths combined.
OK, so? It's not exactly like the Indians all wanted to play nice with us, let alone with each other.
@@Sumschmuck As an American some did but they still all god killed
Awesome highest killstreak?????
@@Endi-Editz Yes he got the 60M killstreak
@@SealandIsBestCountry *true love from glitchtale starts playing* (if yk yk)
2:12 Break it down now❤❤❤😎😎😎