.5 is kinda not true some dude got shot at by a non rocket AA system that has like a 20MM mini-gun (maybe smaller or larger but at least 10MM) and was fine.
Im going with an A-10 Warthog because A girlfriend would be nice but the A-10 However is better so I'll Go with the A-10! It can keep me safe with its GAU-8/A Seven barrel Minigun at the front and also protect me more ofter than A Human!
Depends on what type of GF you have: If she is a Israeli/IDF soldier one, than you have the better protection than a bit of tank armor, while also having a beautifull, strong, independent, and suprisingly nice GF. #StandWithIsreal.
Girls snezze- colt with silencer Boys snezze - shotgun Dad snezze - a cannon Grandpa snezze- an millitary rail tank with a power of a half nuke( but with radiation called snezze bacteria)😶
It's actually funny how the number at the end of T is usually pretty close to the year it was developed. T-34 was designed close to 1934 T-44 1944 T-54 Close to 1954 T-55 same as the last T-62 T-64 T-72 T-80 T-90
Teacher: we are going to Sparta Girls: I've always wanted to go to Greece Me a boy: I wonder what it's like to be tackled by a 200 pound armored Spartan.
Fun fact, that tank used for the selfie stick meme, is a Panther Ausf. D tank captured by polish troops during the Second World War, and those troops, under the command of General Mazcek, liberated the Dutch city of Breda. After the war ended, General Mazcek gifted the Panther to Breda, and it has been in the same spot ever since.
I got bored when people said its an a-10 Why people cant call it an Fairchild republic A-10 warthog thunderbolt ll with an 30mm gau-8 avenger with 3100rounds per minute. thats made by an literal washing machine company and also can carry 10 AGM-65 Maverick or 10 AIM-9 Sidewinder and lastly 5 AGM-158 Joint Air-to-Surface Standoff Missile (JASSM)
A-10 Thunderbolt II: Protects you with a titanium bathtub from .5 cal guns.
.5 is kinda not true some dude got shot at by a non rocket AA system that has like a 20MM mini-gun (maybe smaller or larger but at least 10MM) and was fine.
F-117
exactly
1:01
As a boy, I can confirm that I have all of Normandy in my pocket
we have normandy in our pockets (not communqist)☭☭☭
Team tank 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 and who's with me
Me😊
Yes 🗿
Boy yes
I am with you brother!!
Me
Hmm girlfriend is nice but Tank is better so I'll go with the tank! It can keep me safer than a human!
Im going with an A-10 Warthog because A girlfriend would be nice but the A-10 However is better so I'll Go with the A-10! It can keep me safe with its GAU-8/A Seven barrel Minigun at the front and also protect me more ofter than A Human!
Depends on what type of GF you have: If she is a Israeli/IDF soldier one, than you have the better protection than a bit of tank armor, while also having a beautifull, strong, independent, and suprisingly nice GF. #StandWithIsreal.
@@taxibaanyoutube9156 that's honestly a fair point, you drive a hard bargain so you honestly got me there
@@taxibaanyoutube9156a bit of body armour isn’t stronger than a fucking thick sheet of metal
@@Eagleblazer69 you are ignoring the fact you dont know how to operate a tank. While a Isreali/IDF soldier GF can act autonomously.
2:58 Bro explained whole Sniper Elite game in one meme 😂😂😂
Fr i played it a 4 month ago
And Medal of Honor
fr
Or cod ww2
COD Big Red One for me
1:01 the fact that I actually carry around a little B-17 makes this hilarious lol
lol
1:02 "I was once caught with a Raptor-15 in my pocket"
9:55 don’t have a girlfriend, don’t want a girlfriend, I’m not gay either
Screw being responsible for someone else.
I can barely keep being responsible for myself.
Agreed
@@TheFatui1499 True, true
Being responsible for someone else is better than being able to be responsible for your own self.@@TheFatui1499
No you want a Woman, but you want a woman that is hard to find… soooo yea no woman is close enough.
1:00 does bro have a minecraft inventory or what 💀
Girlfriend:
You can create an army with it but it cost tonnes of time.
Tank:
Can destroy buildings AND armys in minutes.
Ayo 💀
Bruh the Avengers was unexpected 🤣
But true
The 8 reasons 😂😂😂😂
9:55 who needs a girlfriend when you can a tank?
The boys pocket is actually true because I was able to fit my phone. I charger my AirPods, a pair of socks, monopoly, money, pencil, and a camera.
03:19 This is not a normal T-44 tank, this is a T-44-100 tank and was never used in WW2.
weren't the T-44s made after WW2? i thought T-34 is the WW2 one
It is in War thunder 😀
At the A10 clip,that got me 😂
Team Tank 🗿🗿🗿
No
Still I like tank
FEARRRR (TANK)
0:07 Wait That My Bismarck!
2:36 Bro summed up enlisted in one meme.
Bro if my teacher takes us to beach of Normandy for an excursion I’ll literally be recreating D-Day
Can I be Hans von fritz?
2:13
girlfriend: has endless problems
A-10 warthog: ends your problems
4:49 As a boy I can 100 percent confirm this as a true fact
IKR
9:12 as a boy, I sneeze louder than my dad☠️
5:01 THATS BRUTAL KICKBACK
Your meme are funny I like and subb😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:29 When Johnny comes marching home
2:26 OMG YES! This was my main weapon in "Happy new year"
She's a bomb, but who cares we got a whole tank😤
tank you for the memes
IF YOU CAN KEEP NORMANDY IN YOUR POCKET, Respect+
Girls in snow: I can’t wait to build snow angels!
Boys in snow: builds snow forts and plays COD: snowball warfare
Girls cry when the Titanic sinks, boys cry when the Yamato sinks.
True
so fucking real
Don't forget Bismark to
Don't forget mother base in GZ
Wir seinen nicht...wir vergießen ehrenvoll tränen
When I play dodgeball I am the mastermind preparing artillery attack by hoarding all the balls and launching at one time.
0:06 Bro that was a P1000 Ratte
You can only pick one:
Girlfriend
A flamethrower
Me: nah, a flamethrower is hot enough
0:24 that's an m10 "Wolverine" GMC, not an m36 jackson
funny how everyone notices this but that leopard A1A1 at 0:58 labled as leo 2 is unnoticed
Girls snezze- colt with silencer
Boys snezze - shotgun
Dad snezze - a cannon
Grandpa snezze- an millitary rail tank with a power of a half nuke( but with radiation called snezze bacteria)😶
fun fact: the americans developed nuclear shells for the main guns of the Iowa-class battleships
Fun fact the t44 never served in ww2
It was designed during WW2 but the war ended before they entered service
Ahah
It's actually funny how the number at the end of T is usually pretty close to the year it was developed.
T-34 was designed close to 1934
T-44 1944
T-54 Close to 1954
T-55 same as the last
T-62
T-64
T-72
T-80
T-90
Incorrect. A very small number of T-44As were deployed against the Japanese in Manchuria during the closing days of the Soviet invasion.
@@Steve-em4tb yay
Man! The WWII starter pack was lore accurate.
Girlfriend is a literal problem but a tank sheeessshhhhh that's my dream vehicle since I was a kid
Same
I LOVE your name it's beautiful
W Profile pic
Best name and pfp I've seen in a while fr👍🏾😩🙏🏾
A totally unrelated comment but yes ban LGBTQ
0:57 bro got the whole ahh bomber in his pocket💀💀💀
"Girl or Tank?"
You mean, Girl and Tank? Potentially even, Girls und Panzer?
Yessss and noooooo
"Dang it, I know my Normandy is somewhere in there!" Ahh moment.
Only real, true og’s know how to dress for Normandy
A tank with a selfie stick is a straight up violation
Very nice video
2:15 Girlfriend: makes weird sounds when she farts A-10 Thunderbolt II: most beautiful sound in all of history
7:32 if you hitting your rifle. Dont that make it an assualt. You your created an assult rifle while displane not to become an assult rifle.
NOT GRANDPA SNEEZING LOUD AS A SCHWERER GUSTAV-
Girls in the plane: 😴
Boys in the plane: ✈️ 🏠🏠
💀
1:01
Bro found the quiet kid’s inventory 💀
“Metal over Plastic”
very cool video and very funny thank you very much
Man who agrees everything he say about war and boys
⬇️
the stg 44 one was SOO true, like my classmates use my jokes and act like they made them.
1:01, How can bro hold so much in his pockets, especially a dang city 💀
Yea, it was only retablable up to the B17. Even the leo was pushing it.
Bro has pockets 30,697 square kilometers large 💀
@@kyrinchhit9020 are that even the right thing
1:01 as a soldier from ww2 i can confirm we have these in our pockets at all times, ya never know when someone is going to pull a 90mm on you.
Helllll yeah a flamethrower
2:33 that stg44 and ak47 was personal _😭_
0:10 use the anti air missiles then
Can't do, no jets invented yet
0:31 what is this
The one with the selfie stick the tank actually got it perfectly😊
0:32 thats not m36 thats m10 wolverine with 76 cannon
I was hoping someone would notice this. Well done.
Teacher: we are going to Sparta
Girls: I've always wanted to go to Greece
Me a boy: I wonder what it's like to be tackled by a 200 pound armored Spartan.
bro this AI says whole as Wole-A 0:36
00:37
My friend: u do have gf?
Me:yes a Jackson tank
My friend: YESSSSSS
WW2 tanks can protect you unlike semen
Fun fact, that tank used for the selfie stick meme, is a Panther Ausf. D tank captured by polish troops during the Second World War, and those troops, under the command of General Mazcek, liberated the Dutch city of Breda. After the war ended, General Mazcek gifted the Panther to Breda, and it has been in the same spot ever since.
How dare you say the a10 is a plane 🤬 it’s a gun with wings thankyou
It is lol
Correct
but the gun has a name, the Gau-8 avenger machine gun.
I got bored when people said its an a-10
Why people cant call it an
Fairchild republic A-10 warthog thunderbolt ll with an 30mm gau-8 avenger with 3100rounds per minute. thats made by an literal washing machine company and also can carry 10 AGM-65 Maverick or 10 AIM-9 Sidewinder and lastly 5 AGM-158 Joint Air-to-Surface Standoff Missile (JASSM)
@@RisvanPerwira-vj3rfthat’s the description of it
It’s this.
Fairchild republic A-10 warthog thunderbolt II
0:34 Someome went too far on being a nerd for the M35 😂
3:22 the guard outside school:👁👄👁
The fact that all of this is actually true is just crazy bro 😂
2:00 Ichoose the A-10, it is one of my favourite aircraft 😂
When that 1 neighbor sneezes:
Atomic Bomb
0:58 mine one would be revolver,sabre like an officer(good ryhme btw)
1:01 it ain't completed without my M1 Garand
1:00 how tf do you have a pucking plane in your pocket😂😂😂😅
The napoleon meme broke me😂😂😂😂
5:40 Those are indeed 8 good reasons.
normany in the pocket got me shittin in ma pants
(0:58) ofc we carry B-17’s in our pockets🔥🦅
The Kar98 is orange tipped😂 0:56
AS A BOY I CAN CONFIRM I HAVE BOENG PLANE IN MY POCKET 0:57
Thanks now i know who to choose a m 36 jackson is better than a girlfriend 😊😊😊
1:00 as a male I can confirm that I have a leopard 2 in my back pocket
Great vidoe
4:01 I'm only 20 but I'm the grandpa sneeze, actually no, I've got the great grandpa sneeze of the Tsar Bomba
8:39 here they come, here they come my brothers, FIGHT MY BROTHEEEERS
0:59 It’s just to hilarious 🤣
Girls at Sparta: It's sooooooo beautiful omg
Boys at Sparta: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zoo: Ooo no some one stole a tiger call animal control
Museum: OOOO HELL NO SOMEONE STOLE A TIGER CALL THE NATION GUARD!
6:23 im greek but when we go on a trip in kostantinospolis we are say *lets take our terretory back*😂🤣😂🤣
3:30 Soap dying got me hard bro
4:10 Ghost dying is sad, saying that i play mw2
The WW2 game starter pack is too realistic 😂
1:11 The M2 flamethrower I will pick
0:56 nah I have a BAR in my pocket not a kar98k
9:11 I believe is the nuke or inferno cannon from Command and Conquer generals😂
7:43 its so real and relatable, window bolt ❌ bolt action ✅
The call of duty memory is hitting me 😭🙏
M36 Jackson is perfection
Why are these memes so accurate tho
The fact that i didn't cry on every single death scene on COD
Girls plaing dodgeball: ughh i dont want to get hit!
Boys playing dodgeball: GET IN PHALANX FORMATION