.5 is kinda not true some dude got shot at by a non rocket AA system that has like a 20MM mini-gun (maybe smaller or larger but at least 10MM) and was fine.
Im going with an A-10 Warthog because A girlfriend would be nice but the A-10 However is better so I'll Go with the A-10! It can keep me safe with its GAU-8/A Seven barrel Minigun at the front and also protect me more ofter than A Human!
Depends on what type of GF you have: If she is a Israeli/IDF soldier one, than you have the better protection than a bit of tank armor, while also having a beautifull, strong, independent, and suprisingly nice GF. #StandWithIsreal.
It's actually funny how the number at the end of T is usually pretty close to the year it was developed. T-34 was designed close to 1934 T-44 1944 T-54 Close to 1954 T-55 same as the last T-62 T-64 T-72 T-80 T-90
Girls snezze- colt with silencer Boys snezze - shotgun Dad snezze - a cannon Grandpa snezze- an millitary rail tank with a power of a half nuke( but with radiation called snezze bacteria)😶
Fun fact, that tank used for the selfie stick meme, is a Panther Ausf. D tank captured by polish troops during the Second World War, and those troops, under the command of General Mazcek, liberated the Dutch city of Breda. After the war ended, General Mazcek gifted the Panther to Breda, and it has been in the same spot ever since.
Teacher: we are going to Sparta Girls: I've always wanted to go to Greece Me a boy: I wonder what it's like to be tackled by a 200 pound armored Spartan.
A-10 Thunderbolt II: Protects you with a titanium bathtub from .5 cal guns.
.5 is kinda not true some dude got shot at by a non rocket AA system that has like a 20MM mini-gun (maybe smaller or larger but at least 10MM) and was fine.
Team tank 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 and who's with me
Me😊
Yes 🗿
Boy yes
I am with you brother!!
Me
Hmm girlfriend is nice but Tank is better so I'll go with the tank! It can keep me safer than a human!
Im going with an A-10 Warthog because A girlfriend would be nice but the A-10 However is better so I'll Go with the A-10! It can keep me safe with its GAU-8/A Seven barrel Minigun at the front and also protect me more ofter than A Human!
Depends on what type of GF you have: If she is a Israeli/IDF soldier one, than you have the better protection than a bit of tank armor, while also having a beautifull, strong, independent, and suprisingly nice GF. #StandWithIsreal.
@@taxibaanyoutube9156 that's honestly a fair point, you drive a hard bargain so you honestly got me there
@@taxibaanyoutube9156a bit of body armour isn’t stronger than a fucking thick sheet of metal
@@Eagleblazer69 you are ignoring the fact you dont know how to operate a tank. While a Isreali/IDF soldier GF can act autonomously.
1:01
As a boy, I can confirm that I have all of Normandy in my pocket
2:58 Bro explained whole Sniper Elite game in one meme 😂😂😂
Fr i played it a 4 month ago
And Medal of Honor
fr
Or cod ww2
9:55 don’t have a girlfriend, don’t want a girlfriend, I’m not gay either
Screw being responsible for someone else.
I can barely keep being responsible for myself.
Agreed
@@BruhTNT4258 True, true
03:19 This is not a normal T-44 tank, this is a T-44-100 tank and was never used in WW2.
Team Tank 🗿🗿🗿
No
Still I like tank
FEARRRR (TANK)
Bruh the Avengers was unexpected 🤣
But true
1:02 "I was once caught with a Raptor-15 in my pocket"
1:01 the fact that I actually carry around a little B-17 makes this hilarious lol
lol
2:36 Bro summed up enlisted in one meme.
"Girl or Tank?"
You mean, Girl and Tank? Potentially even, Girls und Panzer?
Yessss and noooooo
0:24 that's an m10 "Wolverine" GMC, not an m36 jackson
funny how everyone notices this but that leopard A1A1 at 0:58 labled as leo 2 is unnoticed
0:07 Wait That My Bismarck!
Bro if my teacher takes us to beach of Normandy for an excursion I’ll literally be recreating D-Day
Can I be Hans von fritz?
Fun fact the t44 never served in ww2
It was designed during WW2 but the war ended before they entered service
Ahah
It's actually funny how the number at the end of T is usually pretty close to the year it was developed.
T-34 was designed close to 1934
T-44 1944
T-54 Close to 1954
T-55 same as the last
T-62
T-64
T-72
T-80
T-90
Incorrect. A very small number of T-44As were deployed against the Japanese in Manchuria during the closing days of the Soviet invasion.
@@Steve-em4tb yay
Girls cry when the Titanic sinks, boys cry when the Yamato sinks.
4:49 As a boy I can 100 percent confirm this as a true fact
0:06 Bro that was a P1000 Ratte
Girlfriend is a literal problem but a tank sheeessshhhhh that's my dream vehicle since I was a kid
Same
I LOVE your name it's beautiful
W Profile pic
Best name and pfp I've seen in a while fr👍🏾😩🙏🏾
A totally unrelated comment but yes ban LGBTQ
IF YOU CAN KEEP NORMANDY IN YOUR POCKET, Respect+
The boys pocket is actually true because I was able to fit my phone. I charger my AirPods, a pair of socks, monopoly, money, pencil, and a camera.
Girlfriend:
You can create an army with it but it cost tonnes of time.
Tank:
Can destroy buildings AND armys in minutes.
tank you for the memes
7:32 if you hitting your rifle. Dont that make it an assualt. You your created an assult rifle while displane not to become an assult rifle.
5:29 When Johnny comes marching home
Only real, true og’s know how to dress for Normandy
9:12 as a boy, I sneeze louder than my dad☠️
“Metal over Plastic”
Very nice video
5:01 THATS BRUTAL KICKBACK
0:32 thats not m36 thats m10 wolverine with 76 cannon
I was hoping someone would notice this. Well done.
1:01, How can bro hold so much in his pockets, especially a dang city 💀
Yea, it was only retablable up to the B17. Even the leo was pushing it.
Bro has pockets 30,697 square kilometers large 💀
@@kyrinchhit9020 are that even the right thing
Girls snezze- colt with silencer
Boys snezze - shotgun
Dad snezze - a cannon
Grandpa snezze- an millitary rail tank with a power of a half nuke( but with radiation called snezze bacteria)😶
fun fact: the americans developed nuclear shells for the main guns of the Iowa-class battleships
At the A10 clip,that got me 😂
3:30 Soap dying got me hard bro
4:10 Ghost dying is sad, saying that i play mw2
When I play dodgeball I am the mastermind preparing artillery attack by hoarding all the balls and launching at one time.
Girls in the plane: 😴
Boys in the plane: ✈️ 🏠🏠
💀
Everyone gets Mode down from MG42 4:57
You can only pick one:
Girlfriend
A flamethrower
Me: nah, a flamethrower is hot enough
Helllll yeah a flamethrower
Fun fact, that tank used for the selfie stick meme, is a Panther Ausf. D tank captured by polish troops during the Second World War, and those troops, under the command of General Mazcek, liberated the Dutch city of Breda. After the war ended, General Mazcek gifted the Panther to Breda, and it has been in the same spot ever since.
0:56 nah I have a BAR in my pocket not a kar98k
Bro really support boy
Respect for the soilder. 🫡
0:08 you: MAUS
Vs
The guy she tells u not
To worry about: Backwards PO-2
The fact that i didn't cry on every single death scene on COD
5:40 Those are indeed 8 good reasons.
I saw the kid from rome, im still waiting for the german kid to this day.
Man who agrees everything he say about war and boys
⬇️
the stg 44 one was SOO true, like my classmates use my jokes and act like they made them.
Your meme are funny I like and subb😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
0:31 How about I choose both a girlfriend and a tank?
The one with the selfie stick the tank actually got it perfectly😊
My friend: u do have gf?
Me:yes a Jackson tank
My friend: YESSSSSS
When that 1 neighbor sneezes:
Atomic Bomb
0:42 completely depends on the person using it
boys before the military: raaagh i preffer a A-10 warthog than a girlfriend cuz its beautiful
boys after the military: im never joining this again....
1:02
Minecraft people’s pocket:
35 chest filled with gold and diamonds
1 token of undying
1 set of Netherite armor
1 Netherite sword
1 Netherite pickaxe
16 ender-pearls
64 Eyes of ender
This is the first time I actually laughed at a meme
M36 Jackson is perfection
Why are these memes so accurate tho
1:00 as a male I can confirm that I have a leopard 2 in my back pocket
4:01 I'm only 20 but I'm the grandpa sneeze, actually no, I've got the great grandpa sneeze of the Tsar Bomba
0:57 bro got the whole ahh bomber in his pocket💀💀💀
1:01 as a soldier from ww2 i can confirm we have these in our pockets at all times, ya never know when someone is going to pull a 90mm on you.
Teacher: we are going to Sparta
Girls: I've always wanted to go to Greece
Me a boy: I wonder what it's like to be tackled by a 200 pound armored Spartan.
What I really want is a fully-equipped M1A2 tank
I just saw the thumbnail and came to say TANKS ofc
The napoleon meme broke me😂😂😂😂
8:39 here they come, here they come my brothers, FIGHT MY BROTHEEEERS
0:58 mine one would be revolver,sabre like an officer(good ryhme btw)
The WW2 game starter pack is too realistic 😂
Girls at Sparta: It's sooooooo beautiful omg
Boys at Sparta: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:01
Bro found the quiet kid’s inventory 💀
2:15 Girlfriend: makes weird sounds when she farts A-10 Thunderbolt II: most beautiful sound in all of history
You forgot the mg 42 I always have in my pocket
0:34 Someome went too far on being a nerd for the M35 😂
There's no denying that our pockets are the whole inventory
dont forget with the M-36 you also get 50mm of armor and mobility in the same package
1:15 that’s is very inaccurate in a plane I actually think about me in a B-17 rear gunner shooting down Messerschmitt BF 109s down
says M36 Jackson: shows picture of pre-production M10 GMC
mmm 40 mm proximity fuse shells vs a damm BEE
meanwhile classroom shrapnel is flyin everywhere
its only 20mm and doesnt have proxys
The Kar98 is orange tipped😂 0:56
the a10 making American soldiers insurance clams since 1960
1:00 how tf do you have a pucking plane in your pocket😂😂😂😅
as a boy i can cofirm i am carrying Normandy in my back pocket
0:43 nah I'm choosing dp 28 and the m416 best gun combo
very cool video and very funny thank you very much
SOAP, GHOST
Girls plaing dodgeball: ughh i dont want to get hit!
Boys playing dodgeball: GET IN PHALANX FORMATION
normany in the pocket got me shittin in ma pants
Tank or boyfriend?
I’ll take tank any day
Boys with a selfie stick caught me off guard
0:19 That M36 is really a M10
that "m36 jackson or slugger" you have there looks way more like an m10 wolverine
3:22 the guard outside school:👁👄👁
We going with the WW2 guns
That a-10 warthog I love that plane cuz its machine gun goes like BRRRRTT
0:10 use the anti air missiles then
I always keep a Boeing b17 in my back pocket for self defence