Building the Most Dysfunctional NFL Team of All Time

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  • Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
  • Check out Part 2 here! • Building the Most Toxi...
    Teams with more headlines than wins may not be the most viable long term or even short term, but in the social media age clicks=$$$ no matter the shelf life. So today, at the request of the commish himself, we're attempting to construct the biggest dumpster fire in NFL history. They may be hard to watch, but don't tell me you'd ever be able to look away from the screen.
    Intro instrumental (Them Changes Chiptune cover): • Thundercat - Them Chan...
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  • @joker12341
    @joker12341 2 роки тому +2430

    "Antonio Brown seems to be getting things back on track"
    That aged like milk

    • @i_i8924
      @i_i8924 2 роки тому +50

      "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day."

    • @calebkent6706
      @calebkent6706 2 роки тому +50

      @@i_i8924 we live in a society

    • @theghostdrummer99
      @theghostdrummer99 2 роки тому +13

      Cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme

    • @nathan.d.c
      @nathan.d.c 2 роки тому

      Yup. Go Bucs, lol.

    • @OHFLfootball
      @OHFLfootball 2 роки тому

      Lol

  • @shantanukhandkar
    @shantanukhandkar 2 роки тому +1616

    "Antonio Brown seems to have left his past behind and is drama free now"
    Antonio Brown 4 months later: "Hold my gear"

    • @davemccombs
      @davemccombs 2 роки тому +3

      "Seems to mostly be getting things on track as I make this video"
      Clout chasing nerd

    • @Blake-jl8lh
      @Blake-jl8lh 2 роки тому +6

      @@davemccombs that comment aged like milk

    • @davemccombs
      @davemccombs 2 роки тому

      we get it, you virgins copy/paste "hold my beer" jokes, we get it

    • @luisbaker555
      @luisbaker555 Рік тому

      He was never the same after getting crushed by vontez Burfict

  • @sweetreamer5101
    @sweetreamer5101 3 роки тому +2774

    "OJ Simpson to slice through defences" it was easy, it was obvious, it was shallow and crass, and I laughed.

    • @rowetheboatrtb8697
      @rowetheboatrtb8697 3 роки тому +78

      He always finds the CUTback lane! Ok I’ll go now

    • @williamloftin5793
      @williamloftin5793 3 роки тому +11

      Same. Just… same 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cinemapigeon4898
      @cinemapigeon4898 3 роки тому +70

      @@rowetheboatrtb8697 He had perhaps the most violent cuts the game has ever seen. He accredits it to wearing gloves that are one size too small.

    • @rowetheboatrtb8697
      @rowetheboatrtb8697 3 роки тому +33

      @@cinemapigeon4898 he carved up defenses

    • @cinemapigeon4898
      @cinemapigeon4898 3 роки тому +40

      @@rowetheboatrtb8697 He gashes up defenses, single handily creating his own holes to slice and dice his way to the endzone. He is a bad man (on the field), an absolute killer (on the field), and definitely likes driving to games in his Ford Bronco on the freeway, sometimes speeding, but of course never getting police attention.

  • @dknadeau0912
    @dknadeau0912 2 роки тому +787

    Man, watching this after Urban Myers and Antonio Browns meltdowns and Henry Ruggs fatal decision makes me realize how much can change in a few months.

    • @nolanscripture
      @nolanscripture 2 роки тому +21

      Don't forget Gruden as well.

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 2 роки тому +5

      2021 was a dramatic season no doubt about that

    • @abebuenodemesquita8111
      @abebuenodemesquita8111 2 роки тому +4

      honestly tho i think petrino still is coordinator over Myers or gruden (maybe one of them is the head coach?) and you can't take anyone over simpson honestly

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 2 роки тому

      Urban Meyer's* and Antonio Brown's*
      Ruggs'*
      Learn English.

    • @abebuenodemesquita8111
      @abebuenodemesquita8111 2 роки тому +2

      @@encycl07pedia- bro it's a comment on a video on the internet not a fucking English essay calm down.

  • @willsuitt4521
    @willsuitt4521 Рік тому +42

    Picking Oher was a visionary pick light years into the future.

  • @nicksmith8542
    @nicksmith8542 3 роки тому +1498

    Shocked that you didn’t mention the reason Richie Incognito threatened the funeral home- he demanded that he be allowed to cut his dead father’s head off so he could “research what was inside” (from CBS News)

    • @elijahechicagobearsboyd5734
      @elijahechicagobearsboyd5734 3 роки тому +3

      😦😱

    • @weaselthorpehouse4106
      @weaselthorpehouse4106 3 роки тому +106

      What the actual fuck?!?!

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole 3 роки тому +63

      It is HIS father, should be able to do what he wants with it. Plus news always exaggerate a story to make it juicy. Perhaps he wanted to do genetic testing so he could know what he died from?
      Its 2021 ppl , be a little more open minded?

    • @GlacialScion
      @GlacialScion 3 роки тому +289

      @@BoleDaPole
      It's unfortunate that the internet is the kind of environment where it's impossible to tell if this is a joke or not.

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 3 роки тому +46

      @@BoleDaPole Everyone's head is filled with skittles and sea men. He doesn't need to crack one open to find that out. I'm betting that he was more interested in his be whole and what he could put in that. Why else would he get so worked up? It's always about the be whole.

  • @hickettsisepic989
    @hickettsisepic989 3 роки тому +1571

    I’d have given Jamarcus Russel the job as backup QB, he’s a real hero in the film room and can help the guys get ready to play

    • @fredb3400
      @fredb3400 3 роки тому +84

      I'll second that idea, or maybe make Russell offensive coach. That'd help Petrino stay on the road.

    • @strngplyr37
      @strngplyr37 3 роки тому +52

      he would add another dynamic of drama, everyone else creates drama by being toxic and he generates it by being unapologetically lazy

    • @fartberg
      @fartberg 3 роки тому +26

      JaWalrus comeback when

    • @denniswood7503
      @denniswood7503 3 роки тому +3

      Especially for the money Russell 💰 made.

    • @fearlessjoe44
      @fearlessjoe44 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah just shooting from the hip I would say my number one is Todd Marinovich then Jamarcus Russell, and Ryan Leaf before Manzel.

  • @macthepatriot3474
    @macthepatriot3474 3 роки тому +911

    the drama on the team would be glorious.

  • @austinunderwood
    @austinunderwood 2 роки тому +211

    I refuse to let this be a “complete series” without a dysfunctional special teams

    • @luizsowek
      @luizsowek 2 роки тому +28

      Mike Vanderjagt is definitely THE choice for kicker

    • @PumpkinPie2376
      @PumpkinPie2376 Рік тому +14

      Mike Vanderjagt said a bit of trash about Peyton Manning as a teammate. Imagine him on a team with Johnny Manziel as QB

    • @aandwdabest
      @aandwdabest Рік тому +1

      @@PumpkinPie2376 the true Big Bang in our modern history!

    • @tbow13gbr22
      @tbow13gbr22 Рік тому +4

      @@luizsowekNah, it’s gotta be Josh Brown. Guy beat his wife and when interviewed about it he said that he viewed her as his slave

    • @green_eye_shy_guy
      @green_eye_shy_guy 11 місяців тому

      Marquette King for punter!

  • @thomasjaworski3575
    @thomasjaworski3575 Рік тому +19

    Amazing how this has aged one year later. AB goes full heel and walks off the field mid game. Michael Oher suing the family that “adopted” him is just more drama!

  • @woodside4life
    @woodside4life 3 роки тому +1828

    You start this whole thing off with Bobby Petrino?
    You’re a sick man.
    Keep going.

  • @GILx87
    @GILx87 3 роки тому +587

    A defense featuring Bill Romanowski, Vontaze Burfict, and Lawrence Taylor… My god. We may see murders on the offense and defense

  • @EliMarszalek
    @EliMarszalek 3 роки тому +617

    Add Ray Rice into the mix for an excellent one-two punch. It'll really elevate the offense.

    • @bioLarzen
      @bioLarzen 3 роки тому +32

      He is a tough case. That one moment in his life was bad, real bad, and should not be forgottan. But... apart from that one moment, he has never had one misstep, has been a model citizen, a great teammate and locker room presence, a great player, and has since that infamous event, been going around advocating against violence, together with his wife - the women he hit. I'm not saying these all should give him a free pass for that incident, just trying to make it clear that this one, isolated incident was totally out of his character, and he never did anything even remotely bad before and after that - unlike the guys in the video, who were evil by nature (with the exception of Michael Oher who, frankly, should have never been put on this team, for he never had any problems beside not living up to his high draft value).

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life 3 роки тому +7

      Oh no you didn’t. Wait, yes you did.

    • @spsmith6919
      @spsmith6919 3 роки тому +9

      Ezekiel Elliott would be a hit on the field too.

    • @jvsg3000
      @jvsg3000 3 роки тому +12

      Oh I see what you did there. It's terrible. It's brilliant

    • @TheStapleGunKid
      @TheStapleGunKid 2 роки тому +2

      Lawrence Phillips should be the team's running back. Stanley Wilson would be his fullback.

  • @PitDweller83
    @PitDweller83 2 роки тому +49

    Falcons fan here. Hearing Bobby Petrino called "a spineless little weasel-man" has put a smile on my face. Thanks

  • @orionsghost9511
    @orionsghost9511 2 роки тому +27

    The saddest moment for this team came when Johnny Foosball missed Terrel Owens wide open yet again, and Terrel mumbled "I'm gonna kill him." Taking Owen's literally and not wishing to be outdone, Aaron Hernandez took Manziel out behind the wood shed later that day.

  • @jjwh
    @jjwh 3 роки тому +531

    Aaron Rodgers as a backup to Johnny Football, that’d be fun to watch 🤣

    • @edwardthibodeaux8815
      @edwardthibodeaux8815 3 роки тому +14

      Good god everyone would lose it

    • @BrickyRiver0712
      @BrickyRiver0712 3 роки тому +9

      "Can I at least have Jordy back?"

    • @ARCtrooperblueleader
      @ARCtrooperblueleader 3 роки тому

      Truth.

    • @bobapep20
      @bobapep20 3 роки тому +5

      I actually think having Tebow on the team as backup trying to change Johnny’s way would be much more amusing.

    • @jefffinkbonner9551
      @jefffinkbonner9551 2 роки тому +1

      I feel like Jay Cutler would be a great fit at QB on this team…

  • @philipw.1619
    @philipw.1619 3 роки тому +392

    As assistant GM here are my roster suggestions:
    Assistant OL Coach: Chris Foerster - Miami OL coach who videotaped himself doing cociane in the team facility.
    Slot WR: Rae Carruth - 97 Panthers 1st round pick who paid a hitman to kill his pregnant gf.(He was Aaron Hernandez before Aaron Hernandez, possibly even worse).
    Swing Tackle: Greg Robinson - Massive OL bust that is facing serious prison time for smuggling weed.
    Ownership: 2000s Al Davis, the Al that kept the Raiders a laugh-stalk. He’d manage to keep the roster full of misfits and mischiefs every draft season.
    Now let’s go out there and make NFL history and become the first 0-17 team! Great video!

    • @SetTheEdge
      @SetTheEdge  3 роки тому +124

      You're hired.

    • @infernodotdash2203
      @infernodotdash2203 3 роки тому +8

      make it an ownership group and add Jerry Jones, the Ford family, and whoever owns the Jets or browns

    • @nritsch
      @nritsch 3 роки тому +5

      How is the swing tackle anyone other than Isiah Wilson? Otherwise no complaints, looks perfectly horrible.

    • @enthusiastofcute
      @enthusiastofcute 3 роки тому +11

      Another suggestion for owner, Dan Snyder. With him as owner the team will always be full of washed up has beens. Perfect for more dysfunction

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan 3 роки тому

      Ereck Flowers should be a tackle on the team too.

  • @Logan-rb5gz
    @Logan-rb5gz 3 роки тому +262

    “A spineless little weasel man” that shit had me cacklin 🤣

    • @fallenlogan
      @fallenlogan 3 роки тому +5

      Mike Zimmer(current head coach of the Vikings called Petrino a gutless bastard

    • @miami_glory_days2438
      @miami_glory_days2438 3 роки тому +9

      @@fallenlogan well then I feel mike zimmer has to be the head coach and petrino can be the OC, its like they are made for each other

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 2 роки тому +1

      Should have picked Urban Meyer to be the head coach.

  • @Parad0x15
    @Parad0x15 2 роки тому +87

    Henry Ruggs III would be a great addition to this offense

    • @zachjensen6098
      @zachjensen6098 2 роки тому +11

      He’s got some crazy speed

    • @cripdom3819
      @cripdom3819 2 роки тому +4

      @@zachjensen6098 and u could put him at lb, i mean hes got some serious hit power!

    • @aandwdabest
      @aandwdabest Рік тому +1

      He literally burns thé défense.

    • @Ravens_by1k
      @Ravens_by1k Рік тому

      @@zachjensen6098as a a bama fan, this is still a good one. Still a shame. Awful mistake that sadly will define him

  • @andybutane3176
    @andybutane3176 2 роки тому +132

    Antonio brown is still relevant. The way he throws his jersey is truly awe inspiring

    • @kidpresident_06
      @kidpresident_06 2 роки тому +1

      So true

    • @steveswangler6373
      @steveswangler6373 2 роки тому +1

      Brown didnt throw his jersey, he took his jersey off with his shoulder pads and set it on the bench.
      Brown threw his t shirt.
      it amazes me how many people can watch something and not actually see it. almost as amazing as people that dont see a particular action but will still comment on it. that's why eye witness testimony is not taken seriously in the scientific realm and shouldn't be taken as seriously as is in courtrooms.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 3 роки тому +338

    "Let's build the most dysfunctional NFL team of all team"
    Detroit Lions/Houston Texans/Jacksonville Jaguars: How did he know?

    • @zabriangreen5426
      @zabriangreen5426 3 роки тому +9

      Don’t forget the browns

    • @phillipgebhardt9332
      @phillipgebhardt9332 3 роки тому +28

      Yay the Browns aren’t being mentioned anymore. Mama we’ve made it

    • @bronmill33
      @bronmill33 3 роки тому +5

      @@phillipgebhardt9332 next goal: being talked as a top 5 team in the AFC conference

    • @TheFunLuvnCRIMINAL
      @TheFunLuvnCRIMINAL 3 роки тому +3

      You forgot the Raiders.

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 3 роки тому +4

      @@phillipgebhardt9332 yeah I feel like the Browns have managed just enough to take seriously as a team.

  • @allex_
    @allex_ 3 роки тому +360

    it’ll be an absolute battle for a WR spot on this team lmao

    • @kyletucker3811
      @kyletucker3811 3 роки тому +32

      I wish he'd added Steve Smith Sr. to the list. I can just see the face to face with him and T.O. "I love me some me!", "Oh yeah, well if you see this face, it means I scored and not YOU!"

    • @pikapika8926
      @pikapika8926 3 роки тому +8

      @@kyletucker3811 you ain't gotta do Steve Smith like that he ain't a diva like terrell he's just intense, and has a fire in him

    • @karfsma778
      @karfsma778 3 роки тому

      Just line up 3 WR on every play it'll be fine

    • @statesev
      @statesev 3 роки тому +5

      Rae Carruth is the number 1 unfortunately.

    • @andrebrown6654
      @andrebrown6654 3 роки тому +3

      They also could use Riley Cooper for diversity and inclusion

  • @franciscogaskin5138
    @franciscogaskin5138 3 роки тому +334

    You didn’t include the part where AB had to miss multiple practices because he accidentally cross his foot in a cryogenic machine

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 3 роки тому +2

      Hol up, what?

    • @j.franklin21
      @j.franklin21 3 роки тому +2

      Huh?

    • @MrZachgonz
      @MrZachgonz 2 роки тому +2

      @@Kaanfight AB was doing cryotherapy during the off-season and got really bad burns on his feet from it. I guess you’re supposed to certain shoes when you do that type of therapy and he did not.

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 2 роки тому

      @@MrZachgonz this is some Michael Scott tier shit

  • @nw4042
    @nw4042 Рік тому +17

    Your AB and Michael Oher picks have aged remarkably well.

  • @bjoproducts
    @bjoproducts 2 роки тому +38

    6:25 "Antonio Brown seems to be mostly getting things back on track while I make this video..." Boy did this age perfectly 😂

  • @lostnemesis
    @lostnemesis 3 роки тому +350

    I'm surprised you didn't have Ryan leaf in that QB locker room him and manziel would be fucking awesome 😎 🤣😂

    • @16ktsgamma
      @16ktsgamma 3 роки тому +31

      Ryan Leaf as 3rd String.

    • @kyletucker3811
      @kyletucker3811 3 роки тому +48

      @@16ktsgamma And at 4th string Tim Tebow to really drive up controversy.

    • @paulypalooza
      @paulypalooza 3 роки тому +2

      i was thinking the same thing. hop he does the defense too.

    • @Chris_Noir
      @Chris_Noir 3 роки тому +9

      @@kyletucker3811 naw Tim Tebow as tight end 😂

    • @laurinnn
      @laurinnn 3 роки тому +5

      @@kyletucker3811 for real, practice squad Tebow would pump those jersey sales up

  • @tomf3373
    @tomf3373 3 роки тому +281

    I think we need Adam Gase as head coach and Bill O’Brien as the GM to really solidify the views

    • @shantanukhandkar
      @shantanukhandkar 2 роки тому +8

      Adam Gase is a child among men like Jon Gruden and Urban Meyer.

    • @gerryfegan3608
      @gerryfegan3608 2 роки тому +1

      Take Joe Judge please

    • @johnbush5347
      @johnbush5347 2 роки тому

      Kinda makes ya wonder how tf did Brady win MVP with o'brien as his oc

    • @zfin87
      @zfin87 2 роки тому

      I feel like Urban Meyer is the better candidate

    • @tomf3373
      @tomf3373 2 роки тому

      @@johnbush5347 O’Brien isn’t a bad coach/OC

  • @skelterhelter12
    @skelterhelter12 3 роки тому +243

    “That is assuming we can make it past week 3.”
    Of the preseason.

    • @owenkeenan1061
      @owenkeenan1061 2 роки тому +7

      Or training camp

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 2 роки тому +3

      @@owenkeenan1061 No, I give it… 3 days max at training season before a fight breaks out.

    • @MrEOM41
      @MrEOM41 Рік тому

      😅 right

  • @kaxmo69
    @kaxmo69 Рік тому +6

    goddamn that micheal oher take is even better now

  • @iunnor
    @iunnor 3 роки тому +46

    Its hilarious thinking about all these players on the same team. You wouldn’t even make it through week 1 without an all out brawl lmao. I’d be surprised if they were all living after week 1.

  • @jjwh
    @jjwh 3 роки тому +24

    OJ & Hernandez is a killer combo

  • @reverseflash882
    @reverseflash882 3 роки тому +105

    Put Tim Tebow as back up tight end he would have a killer mentor

  • @myworstenemy680
    @myworstenemy680 3 роки тому +65

    Oakland's dump of a Coliseum would be a great place to call home. Some of the rats are as big as medium size dogs, and would make an outstanding team mascot.
    And you get to share it with the A's. You'll love the awesome baseball diamond/football field abomination....I mean combination.

    • @16ktsgamma
      @16ktsgamma 3 роки тому

      Is this before Mount Davis or after.

    • @familyguyfan8899
      @familyguyfan8899 2 роки тому +2

      Yale Bowl (temporary home of the New York Giants in 1973 and 1974) would be an even better place to call home. Teams would dress in locker rooms in a different facility and have to walk to the ancient relic. Plus there are no lights.

    • @Yellow13200
      @Yellow13200 2 роки тому +1

      @@16ktsgamma after. It was still a dump after renovations

  • @jimmyjams9036
    @jimmyjams9036 2 роки тому +24

    AB ended up being an even better pick than you originally hoped

  • @kjsdpgijn
    @kjsdpgijn 2 роки тому +18

    Before this video started, I said to myself "if he doesn't have Manziel at QB, as a Browns fan, I call BS."
    I was not disappointed lol

    • @Peakfreud
      @Peakfreud Рік тому

      Only because he's recent and popular.
      Mike Vick, Ryan Leaf & Todd Marinovick actually severed jail time..
      Johnny was bad but never hurt anyone but himself

  • @TheTeremaster
    @TheTeremaster 3 роки тому +56

    This is the team that racks 60 points week one and implodes in on itself in week 2. I love it
    Also Kaep at backup would've been controversy central imo

    • @jasonwebb5964
      @jasonwebb5964 2 роки тому +2

      I can hear it now. Kaepernick complaining that he's a backup because he's being oppressed and management is racist. Doesn't reference the fact that the team drafted him and obviously wanted him on the team. In his mind they drafted him only to oppress him.

    • @silverback7675
      @silverback7675 2 роки тому

      @@jasonwebb5964 100% fact

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 Рік тому +1

      Yep,
      Kaep should have been the backup. He would fit right in with this team.

  • @DerOerdl
    @DerOerdl 3 роки тому +59

    The idea of Rodgers HAVING to play the back up role is hilarious :D You gotta go with the defense, LOVED this video!

  • @marcelmiguelc
    @marcelmiguelc 3 роки тому +67

    For the love of God you have to make a defense list. Vontaze Burfict, Haynesworth, Courtland Finnegan, Daryl Washington.......

    • @chrismartin3197
      @chrismartin3197 3 роки тому +8

      Pac-Man Jones, Ray Lewis, Suh…

    • @josephflanigan3649
      @josephflanigan3649 3 роки тому +1

      Jack Tatum

    • @thatonewriter8043
      @thatonewriter8043 3 роки тому +3

      Not even mentioning guys like Deion Sanders? Dude was the corner version of T.O.

    • @sto1238
      @sto1238 3 роки тому +2

      Darren Sharper

    • @_will795
      @_will795 3 роки тому

      @@sto1238 the hardest hitting safety in the league

  • @toskiemail1371
    @toskiemail1371 2 роки тому +23

    If only you'd wait until now we would've gotten Urban Meyer as the HC

  • @OgretimeFantasyFootball
    @OgretimeFantasyFootball Рік тому +2

    The blindside pick aged beautifully with what has just come out about that movie

  • @Matt-dp7ze
    @Matt-dp7ze 3 роки тому +172

    I would love to see what you could put together for the defense

    • @hughm-c2478
      @hughm-c2478 3 роки тому +2

      Yessir we need the other half

    • @nunyabusiness5075
      @nunyabusiness5075 3 роки тому +2

      They're busy trying to get the blood stains out of their white suits, well, maybe just one of them in particular.

    • @mbondiyt733
      @mbondiyt733 3 роки тому

      Bill romanowski

    • @marlonbrando33
      @marlonbrando33 3 роки тому

      Lawrence Taylor #1 pick I hope followed by Greg Hardy

  • @kevinmorris9362
    @kevinmorris9362 3 роки тому +150

    I REALLY want to see the dysfunctional defense.

  • @mattaldridge7723
    @mattaldridge7723 3 роки тому +67

    Just watch part 5 of the falcons documentary over on secret base then watched this, nearly choked on my spit laughing when petrino was the first named😂

  • @aandwdabest
    @aandwdabest 2 роки тому +46

    Imagine if Bobby Patrino and Urban Meyer teams up to tear the NFL to shreds. Oh boy.

  • @bramstedt8997
    @bramstedt8997 Рік тому +5

    The Michael Oher pick aged really well

  • @codyweaver7546
    @codyweaver7546 3 роки тому +29

    If they want 18 weeks do this:
    No preseason.
    63 man roster.
    Fully guaranteed contracts.
    21 week season with 3 bye weeks starting in week 6.
    Games at least 6 days apart.

  • @TahirK1189
    @TahirK1189 3 роки тому +121

    So who’s Greg Williams going to have on his defense?

    • @rjante2236
      @rjante2236 3 роки тому +8

      Just to name a few:
      Darren Sharper
      Suh (can't be bothered to spell his first name lol)
      Richard Sherman

    • @allex_
      @allex_ 3 роки тому +18

      @@rjante2236 darren sharpah, one of da most hardest hittin’ safeties in the league

    • @kennycai8695
      @kennycai8695 3 роки тому +6

      Jalen Ramsey. Talented shutdown corner, but trying to be a wannabe trash talker is what will draw attention. Plus, from some accounts, Ramsey is an unlikeable butt as a person.

    • @derkaiserzen
      @derkaiserzen 3 роки тому +7

      Bill Romanowski
      Vontaze Burfict
      Ndamukong Suh
      Darren Sharper
      Lye Alzado
      Looking forward to see people literally get murdered on the field with all that on the fields

    • @Hi-ie9zi
      @Hi-ie9zi 3 роки тому +2

      @@allex_ but, I put the team on my back!

  • @MarloSoBalJr
    @MarloSoBalJr 3 роки тому +23

    Your defense needs a Bill Romanoski and Lawrence Taylor to be an absolute shitshow of a squad

    • @Bormannator
      @Bormannator 3 роки тому +1

      Don't forget Aldon Smith and Vontaze Burfett

    • @cidiose
      @cidiose 3 роки тому

      Pacman Jones too haha.

    • @jessyfretz5800
      @jessyfretz5800 3 роки тому +4

      And Brian Bosworth. Now that I am reading this, I fear this defense may actually commit a violent crime on Monday Night Football.

    • @greeneggsandham91
      @greeneggsandham91 3 роки тому +1

      I feel like James Harrison too

    • @spsmith6919
      @spsmith6919 3 роки тому +1

      You can't forget Albert Haynesworth. He'd walk all over opposing offenses. He'd be so dominant, you could almost say he'd stomp them into submission.

  • @brianhiggins6603
    @brianhiggins6603 2 роки тому +33

    “AB seems to be getting things back on track as I make this video” *immediately fakes vaccine card, gets suspended, returns, strips down and runs off in the middle of a game*

  • @tyleralmquist7606
    @tyleralmquist7606 2 роки тому +14

    I think you need to put Jameis as the backup QB, cause it will be an endlessly cyclic argument about whether he would be better than Johnny or if he is trash

  • @jimmyzhu1741
    @jimmyzhu1741 3 роки тому +46

    My thoughts on defense: gotta have Haynesworth, Romanowski, maybe Cortland Finnegan and Brandon Browner?

    • @jeffgordonfan2462
      @jeffgordonfan2462 3 роки тому +4

      Darren Sharper too

    • @joshjeppesen3931
      @joshjeppesen3931 3 роки тому +5

      Brian Bosworth has to be one of the linebackers too

    • @jimmyzhu1741
      @jimmyzhu1741 3 роки тому +8

      @@joshjeppesen3931 there's a lot of crazy potential in the LB group...Aldon Smith and Vontaze Burfict should probably be in there too.

    • @nunyabusiness5075
      @nunyabusiness5075 3 роки тому +2

      Can Ray Lewis make this team? I'm not sure since he killed a guy not on the team, and it didn't lead to team dysfunction.......

    • @jimmyzhu1741
      @jimmyzhu1741 3 роки тому +2

      @@nunyabusiness5075 I thought about that...since it never seemed to affect the team I guess it's not quite "dysfunction"

  • @King0fDaBr0cean
    @King0fDaBr0cean 3 роки тому +62

    I think if you wanted to go with maximum dysfunction then ryan leaf should've been one of the qbs

    • @SetTheEdge
      @SetTheEdge  3 роки тому +19

      practice squad qb1 easily

  • @TylerMcVeigh1
    @TylerMcVeigh1 3 роки тому +31

    Finally, a true contender for the Houston Texans!

    • @jessyfretz5800
      @jessyfretz5800 3 роки тому +3

      As a Texans fan, I disagree...
      Our situation is far, faaaar worse.

  • @daltontannery3243
    @daltontannery3243 2 роки тому +6

    You damn sure gotta make a defensive version, and make sure you put Bill Romanowski on there

  • @brady6845
    @brady6845 2 роки тому +11

    i love how he asked for 2019 AB. if you waited a few months you would’ve picked this version of AB 😂

  • @LabRat8899
    @LabRat8899 3 роки тому +58

    The comedy in this was dark, but absolutely hilarious.
    And the Donkey Kong music was perfect.

  • @sariahlaunius7366
    @sariahlaunius7366 3 роки тому +52

    Can't believe you didn't have Tim Tebow as the backup QB. He wasn't a controversy creator, but everyone constantly talked about him and every little last thing he did. In terms of making sure you get people talking about your team, having Tim Tebow on there is a sure way to do it. (Plus his jersey sales were through the roof when he was signed by the Jaguars during the offseason, so it’d be a great way to make more money for Mr. Goodell.)
    Would love to see a Defensive and Special Teams version for this video! And if 2010, 2011, 2012, or 2014 Ndamukong Suh isn't on the team, you've done it wrong. ;) Especially since, in 2011, he was in a whole controversy for injuring Evan Dietrich-Smith, so having the two of them on the same team would almost guarantee to be grounds for *something* to happen . . . And in 2014, he had an incident where he stomped on Aaron Rodgers' calf, so I guess pick your poison with that . . . (I'd probably go for 2011, since that was the *big* controversy in his career.)
    Also, whose our coach? And GM? And are you the owner? Because Dan Schneider for owner would be good, if not (you could make him GM). And Adam Gase for Head Coach because who could ever forget the weed-eyes press conference?

    • @aitzgabe
      @aitzgabe 3 роки тому +3

      Owner would have to be Al Davis or Jerry Jones!!

    • @DepravedCoTApologist
      @DepravedCoTApologist 3 роки тому +4

      @@aitzgabe No. It needs to be a guy who made everything about him but also a terrible owner. Bud Adams comes to mind. Dan Snyder is a valid choice. Or better yet, the Irsays. Either one of them

    • @guilhermeodai
      @guilhermeodai 3 роки тому +2

      He mentioned he was coach and owner on the Rodgers bit. I was kinda expecting Buddy Ryan to be named HC.

    • @nritsch
      @nritsch 3 роки тому

      Tebow is clearly the fullback

    • @sariahlaunius7366
      @sariahlaunius7366 3 роки тому

      @@guilhermeodai That means GM is still open! Anyone have any takers? Maybe Bill O'Brien? I wasn't paying a ton of attention to football when he was making all those big, horrible moves from the Texans, but surely they created a lot of controversy. Or just put Adam Gase as GM. (I am of the belief he can't succeed in *any* position in the NFL if Peyton Manning isn't his main player. And when I say not succeed, I mean he'll do so horribly he'll be bottom of the barrel, which definitely gets talked about when you're a team with the lowest stat in the NFL in certain statistics.)

  • @DrBeauHightower
    @DrBeauHightower 3 роки тому +304

    I died laughing bro. Well done

  • @AaronAaron247
    @AaronAaron247 2 роки тому +1

    LOVE the music you picked. Glad to see you’re a fan of FF7 as well

  • @Msh42069
    @Msh42069 2 роки тому +5

    Need Turley in that o-line, Ray rice as the 3rd down back, and Kellen Winslow to complete the tight end room

  • @adamschaefer1677
    @adamschaefer1677 3 роки тому +29

    Ray Rice could be a great reserve RB on this team! Can’t wait to see this team running Suh and Albert Haynesworth alongside each other in the trenches. That front 4 gon be nasty.

  • @kyletucker3811
    @kyletucker3811 3 роки тому +19

    As soon as you said "commands and deserves no respect from his players" I knew who you were going for. 😂😂😂

  • @NeverwascooL
    @NeverwascooL 3 роки тому +92

    It's fine if Aaron doesn't wanna play, I'm sure you could get big Ben and his radio show on board

  • @djcraft3r308
    @djcraft3r308 2 роки тому +79

    Man if he would’ve just waited a bit longer to make this video, we would’ve had our head coach and another receiver. I’m looking at you raiders

    • @ItsInThereFam
      @ItsInThereFam 2 роки тому +4

      Add a Cb to that list too.

    • @devonwakelin425
      @devonwakelin425 2 роки тому +10

      Plus at this point more for material for Antonio Brown

    • @djcraft3r308
      @djcraft3r308 2 роки тому +1

      And there is another RB

    • @chadanderson9872
      @chadanderson9872 2 роки тому +1

      You could easily do the same list with all former Raiders players😂

  • @TheBlackScatPack
    @TheBlackScatPack 2 роки тому +3

    Oh if you waited a few more months I could have seen Urban Meyer on the coaching staff

  • @ViniZiello
    @ViniZiello 3 роки тому +25

    Now i wanna see this team on the field. Playing against itself every week

  • @ajburrr
    @ajburrr 3 роки тому +16

    Always a good day when Secret Base, KTO, and Set the Edge upload on the same day

    • @allex_
      @allex_ 3 роки тому +2

      everyone does at the end of the month, gotta get that ad agreement in lol

    • @fletch6183
      @fletch6183 3 роки тому +4

      Both secret base and set the edge had a rant about Bobby petrino as well lmaooo

    • @bm373
      @bm373 3 роки тому +2

      @@allex_ this lol

  • @boxxboy13
    @boxxboy13 3 роки тому +21

    Obviously haven't watched yet but I need MORE. Your uploads are basically the best every time they come. I know that's a reason they're so good. The fact you take your time. But still. I need more!!!

  • @pythonskill
    @pythonskill 2 роки тому +3

    QB 1. Johnny Football
    QB 2. Aaron Rodgers - Backup 🤣
    RB 1. OJ Simpson
    WR 1. Antonio Brown
    WR 2. Terrell Owens
    WR 3. Keyshawn Johnson
    TE 1. Aaron Hernandez
    OL Guard. Richie Incognito
    OL Conrad Dobler
    T - Tony Mandarich
    C - Evan D Smith
    OT - Michael Oher

  • @evincasey6656
    @evincasey6656 3 роки тому +15

    Do a defense one
    John Matuszak and Lyle Alzado would be great on that D-Line.

    • @cidiose
      @cidiose 3 роки тому +1

      Pacman Jones as CB haha.

  • @dakotacameron5079
    @dakotacameron5079 3 роки тому +24

    We need a defense version of this ASAP!
    Great content, keep it up.

  • @mrpotential11
    @mrpotential11 3 роки тому +14

    Broski this was easily one of the most entertaining videos I've seen in a long time. You deserve WAY more subs

  • @jebfezos598
    @jebfezos598 2 роки тому +2

    Urban Meyer put together a season that is a strong challenger for that coaching spot.

    • @matthewcrispinwordofGod
      @matthewcrispinwordofGod Рік тому

      Urban Meyer could be the QB coach. I feel he could bring out the best in Johnny Boys' talents. 😅

  • @dacoolboy2449
    @dacoolboy2449 2 роки тому +2

    Urban Myer should've been the coach. Also ironically not even a year later we got to see the Manzel and Owens duo in real life in the FCF for a little bit

  • @lampshade9117
    @lampshade9117 3 роки тому +19

    Get that defense vontaze and ndamukong suh with Lt sniffing coke in the back and bill romanowski throwing microwaves

  • @ScumdogLuke
    @ScumdogLuke 3 роки тому +13

    Honestly should've had Jeff George in as one of the qb's

    • @cidiose
      @cidiose 3 роки тому +4

      Great Call!

    • @fredb3400
      @fredb3400 3 роки тому +2

      Be nice to cancer.

  • @MagitekOmega
    @MagitekOmega 3 роки тому +10

    Rodgers is so tame compared to the rest of these man. I'd have gone with Ryan Leaf and his flying off the handle at staff and his piss poor work ethic and temperament would have been the perfect backup for this team.Also, yes, give us that defense video, I can only imagine the brutes you'll put on that side of the ball.

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 Рік тому +3

      I would have gone with Collin Kaep for back up.

  • @bigredmachine510
    @bigredmachine510 Рік тому

    Oakland area native here. Did security work for 10 years there and all over between San Francisco and Sacramento. A few things people don’t know:
    Here in California, security guards are considered regular citizens, so if someone gets hurt while pursuing, they can sue both the establishment and the security company. Because of that, while there are many videos of people fighting with shoplifters, it’s technically against the law. Our job as security is basically like a human burglar alarm. We are supposed to observe and report. We are not police so when some people are detained, they try to claim false imprisonment. Most companies have a “hands off” policy because they don’t want to deal with the legal issues.

  • @TheWhoisyou
    @TheWhoisyou 2 роки тому +1

    In the context of this video, AB just solidified himself as the goat

  • @michaelbiscay9836
    @michaelbiscay9836 3 роки тому +12

    As a Cowboys fan, I'm disappointed Erik Allen didn't get the other tackle spot. I also nominate Michael Irvin as WR coach.

  • @haydensiska8454
    @haydensiska8454 3 роки тому +11

    I'm digging the Chrono Trigger music near the end 🤘

    • @JJ-xs3nu
      @JJ-xs3nu 2 роки тому

      Bro, i was wondering why it sound so familar, i finished chrono trigger a few months ago. Great game awesome music

  • @nathaniellevesque2782
    @nathaniellevesque2782 3 роки тому +5

    Imagine a linebacking corps featuring Vontaze Burfict and Bill Romanowski.

  • @alexmartinez5859
    @alexmartinez5859 2 роки тому +1

    The lineup:
    Offensive Coordinator: Bobby Petrino
    Quarterback: Johnny Manziel
    Backup QB: Aaron Rodgers
    Running back: OJ Simpson
    X Wide Receiver: 2019 Antonio Brown
    Z/Slot Wide Receiver: Terrell Owens
    Z/Slot Wide Receiver: Keyshawn Johnson
    Tight End: Aaron Hernandez
    Right/Left Guard: Richie Incognito
    Right/Left Guard: Conrad Francis Dobler
    Right/Left Offensive Tackle: Tony Mandarich
    Center: Evan Dietrich-Smith
    Right/Left Offensive Tackle Michael Oher
    Defensive Coordinator: Greg Williams
    Linebacker: Lawrence Taylor
    Linebacker: Vontaze Burfict
    Linebacker: Bill Romanowski
    Linebacker: Brian Bosworth
    D-lineman: Albert Haynesworth
    D-lineman: Lions Ndamukong Suh
    D-lineman: Aldon Smith
    Cornerback: Adam “Pacman” Jones
    Cornerback: Cortland Finnegan
    Cornerback: Prime Deion Sanders
    Safety: Darren Sharper

  • @matthewjachtorowycz2455
    @matthewjachtorowycz2455 2 роки тому +2

    6:27 that aged well

  • @nickluckman1872
    @nickluckman1872 3 роки тому +6

    You could honestly put 3/4 of my beloved Legion of Boom on there with Browner's attempted murder, Thomas's new label as locker room cancer and the gun incident, and Sherman's trash talk plus the unfortunate mental snap he just had.

    • @antoniotrivelloni8191
      @antoniotrivelloni8191 2 роки тому +1

      At least Kam is still okay? Last I checked?

    • @nickluckman1872
      @nickluckman1872 2 роки тому

      @@antoniotrivelloni8191 As far as I know. His main issue was the major neck injury that ended his career. I could see him having concussion-related issues in the future sadly

    • @antoniotrivelloni8191
      @antoniotrivelloni8191 2 роки тому +1

      @@nickluckman1872 Sad. At least he was smart enough to stay out of drama. Unlike a CERTAIN DEFENSIVE TACKLE (I'm a Lions fan, so that should tell you everything)

  • @jakelamoreaux634
    @jakelamoreaux634 3 роки тому +53

    “Honorable” mention to Kellen Winslow II for a bunch of reasons

  • @Dinerojoven11
    @Dinerojoven11 3 роки тому +30

    A better center would be Adam Raiola. Lions center that in his career:
    - got fined for making an “obscene gesture” to fans in 2008.
    - cheap shot or stomped on multiple defensive lineman in 2014, gaining a suspension in the process.

  • @YourGrannysThong
    @YourGrannysThong Рік тому +4

    Before even watching this, Albert Haynesworth better be on this list

  • @ryanleaf386
    @ryanleaf386 2 роки тому +3

    It’s funny cause Manziel and TO actually play football together

  • @TheNorthie
    @TheNorthie 3 роки тому +115

    I’m surprised you chose Aaron Rodgers over Big Ben, I’d say Big Ben is more dysfunctional than Aaron
    Edit: Well now I now why he picked Aaron Rodgers over Big Ben

    • @MrHam-sk3kr
      @MrHam-sk3kr 3 роки тому +40

      Aaron Rodgers himself isn’t dysfunctional, it’s just that he’s gonna get really fucking pissed at coming off the bench, especially with Johnny Football starting

    • @Yellow13200
      @Yellow13200 2 роки тому +16

      Ben rapelisberger

    • @CharizardMaster69
      @CharizardMaster69 2 роки тому +5

      I’d pick Jeff George

    • @lightningv4210
      @lightningv4210 2 роки тому +7

      i would say Colin Kaepernick was the pick

    • @ironman4122
      @ironman4122 2 роки тому +9

      Neither one is dysfunctional, actually the opposite. Rodgers is misunderstood and gets bad mouthed by the STOOGE media for no good reason. Ben was never charged with anything, which makes me think it was a money grab.

  • @esawko
    @esawko 3 роки тому +8

    Center has got to be Barrett Robins! Dude was an all-pro center in 02 and went nuts the night before the Super Bowl. Partied in all night in Tijuana and missed the game

    • @justinmix143
      @justinmix143 2 роки тому

      Oh man, I remember that. Over the years, I’ve heard more & more that conspiracy theory about the ‘02 super bowl being like the Black Sox Scandal of the 21st century. Mostly the finger’s pointed at Oakland HC Bill Callahan for possibly losing that game on purpose. With Rich Gannon (FIVE interceptions), Barrett Robins, & many of Oakland’s best players possibly involved as well. A lot of really weird stuff DID happen (like Oakland not changing the terminology of their audibles after it was discovered early on that Tampa Bay has figured it out and knew what plays were being called whenever Gannon audibled. Confirmed by John Lunch years later. And Callahan just completely refused to address & easily fix it for the nearly 3 quarters left game & just freely allowed TB to have that monster advantage). And lots of other shìt. That said, i don’t know about them actually throwing a goddamn Super Bowl, but...that was such a nutty Super Bowl weekend & game any way you cut it. Like you said: Their best & most crucially important O lineman just wanders off to go party all night in another country the night before the SB, parties on into next day (Super Bowl Sunday) and then crashes out & just sleeps through the damn game in some Mexican hotel? WTF??? I still can hardly believe that. ......Maybe they did throw it! lol

  • @ChaseTrent
    @ChaseTrent 3 роки тому +9

    I'd love Tim Tebow here as TE 2 just to see the dynamic it creates

  • @josephhanicak7922
    @josephhanicak7922 Рік тому +1

    Man this is one of the best 2-video series ever, I really wish STE did some new stuff like this 😔

  • @a.j.dewdney5968
    @a.j.dewdney5968 2 роки тому +1

    11:01 "I'm starting to hink Gruden just loves drama"
    you can say that again

  • @archangelgv2811
    @archangelgv2811 3 роки тому +6

    This would make Days of Our Steelers look like Sesame Street

  • @cancerstinks1
    @cancerstinks1 3 роки тому +4

    Yes please do a Defense version of this! This was great!

  • @haydennharves
    @haydennharves 3 роки тому +9

    keyshawn johnson is great, but ochocinco woulda been incredible😂🤝

  • @EJD339
    @EJD339 2 роки тому +2

    Lol at Antonio Brown at starting to get his stuff together

  • @PKNUT3757
    @PKNUT3757 2 роки тому +1

    6:26 And the award for the sentence which aged most like milk goes tooooo

  • @sickomobamba9619
    @sickomobamba9619 2 роки тому +4

    “Antonio brown is mostly back on track” ahhhh yes