DF, you were SUPER CLOSE with the purple shorts, but because it's already *cough* clothing you put it into the cloth slot (this works with some other clothing, like boots which you can change the appearance but keep their stats). Add a gold bar to it and you can WEAR THEM. Test out all of the old interactions with your wearable purple shorts + the new ones (such as wearing them and harrassing the Mayor and Marnie).
I never thought the guy who regularly refers to two of the characters as if theyre usless mindless animals would be one of the very VERY few youtubers who give flashing light warnings.
I'm glad Emily gives you an outfit. I married her and it seems like for someone who sews, she never gets to actually sew lmao. Now I have more than just the headcanon that she made our son's clothes
And you would enjoy 100% of that tea! As compared to the 0% of coffee. Plus we all know if you drink coffee for the “effect” you’re better off with cheap bulk purchase energy drinks ;P
At 2:13 and further, I’m yelling at DF that you get the tea bush recipe after that interaction with Caroline in the mail. ITS SO FRUSTRATING TO SEE HIM NOT GET IT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT~
8:19 "the young leaves of a tea plant. Can be brewed into a popular, energizing beverage. Which, for those of you who are who are wondering, is inferior to coffee in every single way" *the spiffing brit wants to know your location*
Gabriel when is he never an a hole to the NPC's in stardew valley that's why people love his content he makes the entire town miserable he did what joja couldn't make thier lives a living hell for his enjoyment
For all who are curious about the tea... With 2 wild seeds, 5 fiber, and 5 wood you can make a tea tree sapling. You get the recipe for it after the event with Caroline. Then you would toss the leaves into the keg like coffee. Green Tea's base sell price is 100g, it gives you +30 energy and takes 3 hrs to make. :)
I wasn't sure what I was more excited about when 1.4 came out, the update, or knowing I was going to get more DF Stardew videos. I jumped back into the game when the news about the update broke, and watched all of the completionist farm series while playing, something about that sweet, sweet sarcasm just makes the grind towards 100% that much easier.
Some of his best moments: "Hey Pam, would you like some hay? You could probably make a bed out of it." 1:25 "Lady, I'm wearing a dinosaur hat, I can do goddamn anything." 4:54 "I can't imagine where I'm gonna find fiber anywhere in this world" 5:00 "One day, you might just have a little accident." 8:05
All I've learned from this update so far is that Shane is trying to stop drinking beer, but it's still one of his favorite things. I think it would've been great if my last 100 beers went to waste.
First off both the Wizard and Caroline drink things that make you hallucinate coincidences I think not. Also could you please check out the wicked statue at around 8 pm to 10 pm it shakes and its eyes glow red for some reason thnx in advance.
I just realized that first year strawberries can be even better. If you get them planted on speed grow on the night of the 13th, you cut out one day of growing and can get three harvests for some extra profit. Not much since it effectively doubles your seed price, but... Even though you can't sell cauliflower in time to buy strawberries with the proceeds, there is just enough time after the event to run one to the Community Center and complete the Spring Crops Bundle for 20 free speed grow and then back to your farm to quickly plant those 20 strawberries. You can wait until the next morning to do the rest and not miss out on anything your first year. 2400 extra gold OR 20+ extra strawberries to save for seed making without eating into your regular profit.
I never thought I'd be excited for stardew valley having a way to make your own clothes and yet here I am, thrilled to see DF experimenting with making clothing
3:34 i got a total prismatic glowing shirt instead of pants, so I guess depending on the Symbol shown for "You'll make..." there are random sets you can get, if a questionmark "?" is shown in this area....
@@somewhataddicted7685 Yeah, that's what I saw:( Guess we'll have to wait until January! Anyways, thank you! Hope you enjoy your holidays and Happy New Year!:D
your voice lets me fall asleep better than anything ever... even though I reeeaaally do not know why?! and trying to figure that out, whilest still being basically prismatically sharded (haha wow that sounds way worse and less comical in reality. Like Pam riding a bus) by your hypnotic voice, is just as unlikely as finding Major Lewis with his pants on in Marnies bedroom/close proximity. iridium level asmr. thaaaanks for the entertainment and insomnia cave battle help, i guess
I started watching DF videos when I had really bad nightmares. I would stay up until I passed out watching/listening to his videos and then have funny dreams. It’s been about a year now and now his videos put me to sleep 😂
I like his voice, it's calming
...
Then he roasts someone and I laugh like a maniac
Most of the time, that's taken quite literally.....
It’s calming to us but to the NPCS it’s a warning to run away
yash, that kinda remind me of ryan reynolds
His channel name really lives up to this dont it?
That is pure happiness that you are discribing
My fiancé overhears me watch these videos and gets concerned I’m planning to divorce him as soon as we are married
"Honey, where did the kids go? And why are there several doves in the house..?"
Well you just single after all 😂
Well, congrats
Awww
Well? Did you get married?
DF: "I'm a farmer with a farm, marry me"
DF after marriage: "The farm is a mess why aren't you doing upkeep?"
He has a farm, that doesn't mean he actually uses or maintains it.
That sounds sadly accurate to real life.
“I need to figure out who I’m still friends with” - me after socially isolating myself for 6 months, every 6 months
Funny for you to think society exists
Blub blub
This hit a little too close to home
You are not the only one...
@@matthewgray2789 blub blub
DF, you were SUPER CLOSE with the purple shorts, but because it's already *cough* clothing you put it into the cloth slot (this works with some other clothing, like boots which you can change the appearance but keep their stats). Add a gold bar to it and you can WEAR THEM.
Test out all of the old interactions with your wearable purple shorts + the new ones (such as wearing them and harrassing the Mayor and Marnie).
Ooh, this should be a whole video.
Bumping this because I'd like to see this too
@@TheBakingSeal same
Give this guy a Medal
I was just coming to the comments to tell him about this, glad someone else is on the ball too 👍😊
*Stardew Valley releases 1.4*
Me: "Ah, can't wait for DF to divorce everyone once again"
Mumps: i’m really sorry, but before we do the cake-walk, i’ve gotta do something.
Haley: oh, okay, what is-
Mumps: drops into coma for over 40 days
This is not my real name. Is that your real name?
"I'm wearing a Dinosaur hat, I can do God damn anything" - DF 2019
Best quote of the year. To think we got this far in the year before getting this gem.
Yes.
That’s the type of energy we all need
I know right
Well I made on in real life so......
can we just take a moment to reflect on the fact that Mumps has lived for over 220 years and doesn't look a day over 20
Lol
He is imortal
Do the characters actually age? Ex. You play Stardew valley legit for 100 in game years in one account, the characters wouldn’t t age right?
@@elmerald4659 I can't tell if you're joking or not
You play stardew for like 100 years + and Evelyn and George are still alive (note that they are probably the oldest people there aside from the mayor)
"Apparently I'm not the first. Or the second."
I... I'm done.
How do you get those icons next to your names?
@@Orangecatinahoodie It's a UA-cam membership, $5/month to basically sponsor DF. The icon changes with time!
I fucking died on that, was not ready
I never thought the guy who regularly refers to two of the characters as if theyre usless mindless animals would be one of the very VERY few youtubers who give flashing light warnings.
2:17
Pierre: "Please stop shaking my wife's bush !"
No way to take that out of context, nope none xD
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pierre to the Wizard.
Oh my god lmao
Oh DF if only you figured out the underpants....
He would have been able to make his very own lucky shorts? I don't think he needs that kind of power.
I bet he's gonna do it soon
When you realize the best part of 1.4 is more DF stardew valley uploads
"[Tea] is inferior to coffee in every way."
The Spiffing Brit is coming for you...
Ohhh I can't wait for Spiffing Brit to come back to Stardew Valley to finally enjoy a cup of tea
Robert Silvers it's not his fault he's wrong
and uncle Iroh
DF: Thank you! I am married now :)
**1 day later**
DF: Gimme your stuff and get out of my life!
Hey DF can you make a video where you show the 14 heart event for every spouse?
Agreed!
Dude isnt this it?
“You can now access Emily’s sewing machine!
*Yes that is a euphemism* ”
I'm glad Emily gives you an outfit. I married her and it seems like for someone who sews, she never gets to actually sew lmao.
Now I have more than just the headcanon that she made our son's clothes
“Lady, I’m wearing a dinosaur hat. I can do god damn anything.” - Mumps. This will be my senior quote.
Same, and nice maid dress lmao.
"Lady, I'm wearing a dinosaur hat, I can do Goddamn anything."
This is my favorite inspirational quote now.
"Don't touch the hat."
God i lost it 😂
When I put a prismatic shard into the sewing machine, and got a prismatic dress top, basically a colorful rainbow vest with a white shirt underneath
As a new player, I still think the trash can lid is the most dapper hat.
Df: we get tea leaves. For a beverage that is inferior to coffee
Thespiffingbrit: *triggered*
How very spicy indeed...
This seemed like war declaration to Thespiffingbrit
Tou'd have to drink 5 cups of tea for the effects of 1 cup of coffee. Coffee is clearly the superior beverage.
And you would enjoy 100% of that tea! As compared to the 0% of coffee. Plus we all know if you drink coffee for the “effect” you’re better off with cheap bulk purchase energy drinks ;P
Imagine the two of them starting a Series of this Game in Multiplayer...
At 2:13 and further, I’m yelling at DF that you get the tea bush recipe after that interaction with Caroline in the mail. ITS SO FRUSTRATING TO SEE HIM NOT GET IT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT~
Lady I’m wearing a dinosaur hat I can do damn anything
That is the best thing I have heard
They did the pants so it wouldn’t say Emily’s magic pants
8:19 "the young leaves of a tea plant. Can be brewed into a popular, energizing beverage. Which, for those of you who are who are wondering, is inferior to coffee in every single way"
*the spiffing brit wants to know your location*
You get Caroline's tea in the mail, check your mailbox ;)
Lolol him not figuring out the tea saplings frustrates me
"Where does all that money go?
I guess we'll never know..."
Unless someone places SOME statue of SOME mayor near the Christmas tree, huh?
Caroline gives you the recipe to make and grow your own tea.
DF being an ahole in stardew valley, this is why I subscribed! Still the funniest content in this platform.
Gabriel when is he never an a hole to the NPC's in stardew valley that's why people love his content he makes the entire town miserable he did what joja couldn't make thier lives a living hell for his enjoyment
@Rusty Kinks dun dun dun
The only reason the town hasn't been hit by a rogue asteroid is because df had them hit his farm
*notification of a Stardew valley video
Me: llave whatever im doing to watch the video
You can use mayor Lewis’s lucky purple shorts in the sewing machine, but you have to use them in the cloth spot
Try doing a complete run through of the new, updated stardew vally
How do you 'complete' stardew valley
@@axelhammarstromlofgren3844 A complete run through means DF will just explain the whole patch, not that he completes the game itself
@@BryceLeft ok
Axel hammarström löfgren you get the gold clock and apple slaves
@@apollo4294 that makes more sense
For all who are curious about the tea... With 2 wild seeds, 5 fiber, and 5 wood you can make a tea tree sapling. You get the recipe for it after the event with Caroline. Then you would toss the leaves into the keg like coffee. Green Tea's base sell price is 100g, it gives you +30 energy and takes 3 hrs to make. :)
I wasn't sure what I was more excited about when 1.4 came out, the update, or knowing I was going to get more DF Stardew videos. I jumped back into the game when the news about the update broke, and watched all of the completionist farm series while playing, something about that sweet, sweet sarcasm just makes the grind towards 100% that much easier.
you can buy tea bushes from the trader lady on Friday and sunday sometimes, and it only bears leaves on the last week of each month
lady, im wearing a dinosaur hat i can do goddamn anything
quote of the century
Some of his best moments:
"Hey Pam, would you like some hay? You could probably make a bed out of it." 1:25
"Lady, I'm wearing a dinosaur hat, I can do goddamn anything." 4:54
"I can't imagine where I'm gonna find fiber anywhere in this world" 5:00
"One day, you might just have a little accident." 8:05
“Lady, I’m wearing a Dinosaur hat. I can do goddamn anything.”
- DF 2020 (when I watched this)
i’ve missed your stardew valley videos so much. i watch everything on your channel but it’s nice to get a reminder of why i subscribed :3
"im a man wearing a dinosour hat, I can do god damn anything."
Some people:" Laughter is the best medicine"
Me: *Watches DF while I'm sick*
"(tea) is inferior to everything". I can hear an angry Brit in the distance and he doesn't sound very spiffing.
“CAN I PUT MY KID IN THE SEWING MACHINE?” I love this guy :,)
Finally! Stardew Valley is back!
“You’re in for a treat kid”
“Get out while you can”
DF: "Which of those of you who are wondering, is inferior to coffee in every single way"
*Spiffing Brit would like to know your location*
"Lady, I'm wearing a dinosaur hat."
That's the quote of the decade!
"the money's for Penny, we're gonna buy you a new mom because your current one sucks" XD
All I've learned from this update so far is that Shane is trying to stop drinking beer, but it's still one of his favorite things. I think it would've been great if my last 100 beers went to waste.
"im wearing a dino hat, i can do godamn anything!- DF, 2019. lmao best quote ever
First off both the Wizard and Caroline drink things that make you hallucinate coincidences I think not. Also could you please check out the wicked statue at around 8 pm to 10 pm it shakes and its eyes glow red for some reason thnx in advance.
I just realized that first year strawberries can be even better. If you get them planted on speed grow on the night of the 13th, you cut out one day of growing and can get three harvests for some extra profit. Not much since it effectively doubles your seed price, but...
Even though you can't sell cauliflower in time to buy strawberries with the proceeds, there is just enough time after the event to run one to the Community Center and complete the Spring Crops Bundle for 20 free speed grow and then back to your farm to quickly plant those 20 strawberries. You can wait until the next morning to do the rest and not miss out on anything your first year.
2400 extra gold OR 20+ extra strawberries to save for seed making without eating into your regular profit.
"Today it's raining, so I don't have to do anything"
That Stardew Valley feel though
DF: - GIVE ME ALL YOUR DINOSAUR PARTS!
That reminds me of you in miscreation lol
"Lady, I'm wearing a dinosaur hat."
" *I can do goddamn anything.* "
"I'm wearing a dinosaur hat lady,I can do Goddamn anything "
Me:*Wheeze*
I never thought I'd be excited for stardew valley having a way to make your own clothes and yet here I am, thrilled to see DF experimenting with making clothing
3:34 i got a total prismatic glowing shirt instead of pants, so I guess depending on the Symbol shown for "You'll make..." there are random sets you can get, if a questionmark "?" is shown in this area....
8:11 "…inferior to coffee in every single way."
I keep hoping for a "Spiffing Brit vs. DangerouslyFunny" crossover beverage war.
0:55
His voice deepens in a sinister way and I just love it
I *cannot* wait for this update on switch
Me two but for mobile!!
PS4: You guys are getting updates?
@@cthulhuisking7335 mobile is coming after the holidays
@@somewhataddicted7685 Yeah, that's what I saw:( Guess we'll have to wait until January! Anyways, thank you! Hope you enjoy your holidays and Happy New Year!:D
Don't think he will like spiff... ("Tea is inferior")
at 5:35 if you look at the hat and emilys hair you can see the hat almost fit in like a key
I don't know how "Let's pick some flowers for the lovely townspeople" turns in this
“This cake is so moist”
* cake melts into a puddle *
emily gave me a sewing machine so now i don't have to go to her house everyday TT
"one day you might just have a little accident" 😂😂😂😂
Carlos Dyer he gotta try harder thou cause apparently not even a mega bomb works
"Lady, I have a dinosaur hat, I can do God damn anything" is such an inspiring phrase
I left for a second and df was already onto a new wife
Heeh i also chose d dialogue "not as good as my farm"
If you would check your mail you could finally get the tea sapling
Woooooow thank you for dimming the screen when you skipped through all that mail, I appreciate that
I have missed these videos. Mumps is the best.
Same.. i get why he stopped but still i miss them. So much nostalgia too
i was just normally enjoying the video, until "and I always will [clicks yes]" and i absolutely lost it
"Don't. Touch. The Hat."
"We get to go and trim Caroline's green bush"
It just never gets old... I lost it in the "little accident"
The Dinosaur hat has power
“Lady, I’m wearing a dinosaur hat, I can do goddam anything.” 😂
Caroline sends you a letter the day after that scene that tells you how to make a tea sapling.
I really appreciated this video. You’re genuinely so hilarious I’d watch you play probably anything 😂
your voice lets me fall asleep better than anything ever... even though I reeeaaally do not know why?! and trying to figure that out, whilest still being basically prismatically sharded (haha wow that sounds way worse and less comical in reality. Like Pam riding a bus) by your hypnotic voice, is just as unlikely as finding Major Lewis with his pants on in Marnies bedroom/close proximity. iridium level asmr. thaaaanks for the entertainment and insomnia cave battle help, i guess
Emilly: could you bring me 200 pieces of fiber?
DF: Lady, I'm wearing a dinosaur hat, I can do god damn anything
"Im wearing a dinosaur hat.." 🤣 hahaha
Full circle, i started following you for your stardew valley vids, then you said you were done making em, now youre back.
DF wearing a dinosaur hat is equivalent to being god
That was great. I really missed these videos. Can't wait for the next one.
"I Can do godam anything" (I cant breath anymore)
“Lady I’m wearing a dinosaur hat. *I can do goddamn anything.* “
"I have a dinosaur hat so i can do goddamn anything"
I started watching DF videos when I had really bad nightmares. I would stay up until I passed out watching/listening to his videos and then have funny dreams. It’s been about a year now and now his videos put me to sleep 😂
"Women, I'm wearing a dinosaur hat, I can do good damd anything" -df
If you do Emilys Special Quest from the Board south of Lewis' Home she sends you a sewing machine of your own.
8:13 so I guess the carpets do match the drapes