At first I was listening and heard the “THEIR TRUE SOURCE OF POWER” and wondered what did they take then heard about the coffee machine and thought “ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS” I am a huge coffee lover especially fresh from the farms in Hawaii so good I don’t even use cream or sugar. Dang the most valuable substance in the galaxy at that rate I guarantee it’s not just humans drinking it
As a retired trucker who has endured millions of miles (LITERALLY!) fueled by diesel and truck stop coffee, I agree with that sentiment! There are two truths in the US: DO NOT TOUCH OUR BOATS!! and DO NOT MESS WITH OUR COFFEE!!
Doubt it, maybe though. Definitely AI Dinklage though. You can tell by certain pronunciations of words, incorrect for their written usage. Dink would have read it correctly I would imagine.
Can't imagine any ship except for a small scout having only one coffee machine. Or maybe this ship has been on a long deployment and the rest of the machines have already met sad fates. Taking all thier food and water is a little much especially if something happens the patrol might not arrive within a week
Greetings from Drayton Valley Alberta Canada. As a former coffee roaster let me say they got it wrong. Espresso actually has less caffeine than a regular coffee. The use of steam to extract the brew means less time in contact with the beans thus less caffeine and more flavour ❤😊
LMFAO!!! i don't drink much coffee these days. But, I understand Captain Diana's fury. I worked for a local county jail for many years. 11 of those were seg units. about 10-11yrs. ago my partner and i got written up and sent to rehab classes for caffeine addiction. We made the strongest coffee in the whole facility. 12 scoops of Hills Brothers Breakfast Blend to a 12 cup pot. But hey! At least we weren't on meth like everybody thought!😜😜
@@elizabethb3436 Yeah. We got outed when our sergeant who had just came back from deployment and liked to brag about how he liked his coffee strong fixed himself a cup out of our pot. He had to water it down twice before he could drink it. Worst part is, we were so used to it that we didn't get the jitters. But withdrawals was the second worst thing I've ever been through.
Polite hint from an avid coffee nut. Buy a spare coffee maker! One day yours will break, most likely at a very bad time. As for the blend, the best I have stumbled upon is called Coffee House. Marketed by Green Mountain Coffee.
At first I thought they stole one of the human ships and I was about to be like history has determined that stealing a ship from any human is a very very very very very very very very very very bad idea (The humanity has shown anything that touching a ship even so much as scratching it could result in an entire war such as the 6 hour I ran war that wiped out like 90% of their naval and Air Force)
congrats...your stories don't have all the woke BS that some of the other story tellers and the endless repeating of phrases and chapters. Whatever AI you are using..keep it up...this is very enjoyable.
A truely hilarious tale and as a coffee lover I completely understand the fully armed intervention and retrieval.
The coffee machine im not even a minute in and had pause to laugh😂😂 i hope the rest of this story is just as funny edit omg it is luv it. 😂😂
As a former sailor of the United States Navy I can tell you that the only one thing gets in the way of getting killed and having a good day coffee
And possibly beer shipmate! 😁👍
The funny part is, I would 100% expect the human’s response here
Right 😂?
Just want you to know how much these light-hearted moments are appreciated.
Onward and forward --->
Great story, I love a good laugh 😆🇦🇺😍
Loved this
No one takes our coffee and lives for stealing our coffee means death *grins evilly*
I can seriously get behind this ( 🤣 ) I also need my morning shot. 😊👍
At first I was listening and heard the “THEIR TRUE SOURCE OF POWER” and wondered what did they take then heard about the coffee machine and thought “ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS” I am a huge coffee lover especially fresh from the farms in Hawaii so good I don’t even use cream or sugar. Dang the most valuable substance in the galaxy at that rate I guarantee it’s not just humans drinking it
coffee is life, i understand the no bs attitude over the old reliable
Great and funny story! I can relate to my love of coffee! lol
Ass Jitters?
The naming conventions for new space ships is ... interesting.
As a retired trucker who has endured millions of miles (LITERALLY!) fueled by diesel and truck stop coffee, I agree with that sentiment!
There are two truths in the US:
DO NOT TOUCH OUR BOATS!!
and
DO NOT MESS WITH OUR COFFEE!!
My 1st thought over the coffee machine was: What.An.Idiot.
My 2nd thought was: Why only ONE coffee machine? That's just poor planning, right there!
Does Peter Dinklage know that this lot are using his voice! 😅
Doubt it, maybe though. Definitely AI Dinklage though. You can tell by certain pronunciations of words, incorrect for their written usage. Dink would have read it correctly I would imagine.
Hmmm, I always thought it sounded like Neil Gaiman
Soo hilarious just how did they ssteat the coffee machine
Who cares? It's still a case of 'F**k around and find out!'
Captain Janeway: Computer, coffee black.
I liked the tip to Picard with the Earl Gray 😃
You do not mess with coffee or tea that will get you in trouble the aliens learned the hard way..
The British learned that the hard way as well
Boston Tea Party would like to have a chat with you on the tea part.
Humor is the best stress relief
Now that was a damn good story.
Can't imagine any ship except for a small scout having only one coffee machine. Or maybe this ship has been on a long deployment and the rest of the machines have already met sad fates. Taking all thier food and water is a little much especially if something happens the patrol might not arrive within a week
I loved this story!
So true the story is so funny. I would react the same touch my coffee machine and it’s war at least my first cup in the morning.😅
Greetings from Drayton Valley Alberta Canada. As a former coffee roaster let me say they got it wrong. Espresso actually has less caffeine than a regular coffee. The use of steam to extract the brew means less time in contact with the beans thus less caffeine and more flavour ❤😊
That's brilliant! Simply brilliant! Lol.
COfFeE!!
LMFAO!!! i don't drink much coffee these days. But, I understand Captain Diana's fury. I worked for a local county jail for many years. 11 of those were seg units. about 10-11yrs. ago my partner and i got written up and sent to rehab classes for caffeine addiction. We made the strongest coffee in the whole facility. 12 scoops of Hills Brothers Breakfast Blend to a 12 cup pot. But hey! At least we weren't on meth like everybody thought!😜😜
Death wish coffee omg the jitters are nothing in comparison to that stay awake 3 days straight coffee.
@@elizabethb3436 Yeah. We got outed when our sergeant who had just came back from deployment and liked to brag about how he liked his coffee strong fixed himself a cup out of our pot. He had to water it down twice before he could drink it. Worst part is, we were so used to it that we didn't get the jitters. But withdrawals was the second worst thing I've ever been through.
@@michaellinnet6095 I can believe it
I have 2 avid coffee drinkers in my house. Where can I get some cosmic blend for them?? LOL!!
Polite hint from an avid coffee nut. Buy a spare coffee maker! One day yours will break, most likely at a very bad time. As for the blend, the best I have stumbled upon is called Coffee House. Marketed by Green Mountain Coffee.
I've got two not too mention two Farberware percorlaters
I don't know about galactic blend, but look into Flip Coffee if you'd like your coffee purchase to help rehabilitate shelter dogs in need.
No one takes our coffee!
As an avid coffee drinker I agree 😁
"Water is the element of life, because without water, there is no coffee, and without coffee *I will unalive you all!!!*"
😂😂 So funny!!😂😂
This story made me laugh! Even with the AI voice and the forced close captioning.
Dinklage is spot on!
That was funny as hell and very believable !! i know some coffee lover that would kill if someone took there coffee machine
I have two spare machines, just in case.
So the humans are nothing else than pirates then?
Perfect for national coffee day! 9-29-24 🎉🎉🎉
Huh. Learned something.
You stole their coffee? WTF were you thinking! Planets get fractured for less than that!!
i actually like this one kinda funny
Learned early that you never get between the Gunny and his "lifer juice".
Snick-Snax gets around. Wasnt he a chief of medical staff at a hospital a few stories ago?
Probably a different timeline for every story
That is true you don't screw around with our coffee in the morning or in the evening or anytime that's big trouble
At first I thought they stole one of the human ships and I was about to be like history has determined that stealing a ship from any human is a very very very very very very very very very very bad idea
(The humanity has shown anything that touching a ship even so much as scratching it could result in an entire war such as the 6 hour I ran war that wiped out like 90% of their naval and Air Force)
Messing with a coffy? Bed idea!
❤
Captain Janeway? VS. The Ferangi?
Look what happened when an alian took a child. Then you took the coffee maker?😂
I dont know if it was ever said but thow SHALT not interfere with coffee.
Not gonna lie, this is 100% how I would respond as well.
Just like Captain Janeway
😂😅😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
yep totaly reasonable response.
Hertha Overpass
Wyman Harbor
Frami Extension
Francisco Bypass
Glover Manors
How does one get aboard a WARSHIP and steal the coffee maker from the officers mess?
Very carefully 🙏
FA FO
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He he a coffee machine
Zboncak Park
human pirates
Bill Manor
Why is every character this guy writes is called siks snaks
Mozelle Manors
Abernathy Field
Good story, bad AI art 😂😂😂
Wehner Turnpike
congrats...your stories don't have all the woke BS that some of the other story tellers and the endless repeating of phrases and chapters. Whatever AI you are using..keep it up...this is very enjoyable.
Butt simple traders...
Might be a good story, but this ugly TTS. 48 seconds was enough to quit and write this comment!