It's adorable that the devs programmed an animation for the inflatable alligator (William) deflating and the balloons popping. It's little details like that that make me love this silly little game
Hey kids! Do you know what time it is? It's time for Uncle Crusty's wacky tacky doozy super amazing family friendly fun time! Now with 300% more death!
I came unglued when you shot the alligator LMAO. You are definitely off your rocker Crusty and I mean that in the most awesome way possible lol. Keep it up.
Notice how only the alligator deflated? It was weak enough to deflate, but tough enough that the bullet wouldn't go right through into the wading pool. Either that, or the wading pool is made out of concrete.
Hello Crusty!!... Only discovered you the other week , watching your VR Hitman and Starwars videos. Excellent stuff... You made me splatter my monitor with biscuit as I was laughing so much!!!
Man, you're just brilliant! How do you come up with so much genius nonsense? You made my day. P.S. I'd love to know William crocodile background. Why did he have to die after all that ...
"Honestly I just open my mouth and stupid comes out" - (Iam)Crusty, 2022 also @Gangsterz, Crusty said in a newer video that **he** (Idk crusty's pronouns) had eye surgery recently, and **he** can't look at a screen as easy or whatnot, especially VR, so expect about- 2 videos a week
Eyo Crusty I just found your channel ... and I can't stop watching your videos !!... You're super talented!! I love your voice and impressions and the choice of elegant words that you use. You sound like a super amazing villan who's actually also a cool guy for some weird reason xD Bro keep on doing what you're doing and I have never fallen in love with someone's content this fast... Love you bro and thanks for putting a smile on our faces
I used to watch u like 5 years ago when u played shoppe keep and I finally got the game and it inspired me to go find ur channel again and I’m glad I did :)
There's so much of Claude Rains as the Invisible Man in Crusty's delivery, especially the delightfully insane little chuckles. So enjoyable on so many levels.
14:01 the timing on this gag reminds me of the pacing of ASDF movie gags, and it works really well with Crusty's style! Maybe for the next ASDF movie, TomSka should hire you as one of the voice actors for it! :0 Also, someone should make a kill count list for Crusty in this video, because, damn, that was such a lot of kills in one video!
This is The most wanted hitman, Crusty, Weird Pervert obsessed with guns and flamingo men. He has gotten worse since Knox killed the flamingo, But yeah, He’s pretty Cool.
@@SotiCoto he doesn't sound like that to you. Clearly he does to the ones saying he does, its weird to tell people they're wrong for an opinion when your claims are also coming from an opinion.
@@kingfraust: I mean there is something very fishy about so many people saying he does when his voice is completely different. Different tone, different pitch, different laugh, different behaviour. Given all that, the most probable explanation is that this is some sort of weird running joke / meme rather than anyone actually, literally believing he sounds anything like Captain Jack Sparrow. The SECOND most probable explanation is that he is just British and Muricans are too unfamiliar with the nuances of British accents to distinguish between them at all.
Sad when he had to shoot William, he was such a good guy. Would give his vinyl patches to other inflatables that needed them more. Was also best man at my sisters wedding.
I just found your videos a couple days ago, and you're definitely the funniest one doing the stuff I've seen a couple of their videos of other people they all kind of suck pretty damn good there man
Watching this video it gets me thinking. We need a VR game that like an 80s slasher film, you could play as the killer and kill people in cool and unique ways
Its the small attention to detail. As he's walking to the guy near his garage, he runs his hands along the car as he's walking towards the man. 10/10
Where?
@@pleon13822 near his garage
*Mark the time, ass.*
@@mikeeruTHATS WHAT I SAID
Crusty: "Are those bird droppings?"
*L I C K S*
Crusty: "... Why did I taste them? *chuckles* The world is full of mystery."
"There it is, my most nefarious act yet..." shoots dog's grave "That topped it". Just genius
Literally scrolled to the comments for that LOL. First one.
Where?
0:50 "Ok. Show yourself." . ... *gazing into your eyes*
"You don't have the BALLS to finish the job!!"
"Have... have you been paying any attention at all?"
"NO!!!"
XD
That WAS a perfect piece of dialogue there indeed!
✌😁👍
Best piece of dialogue for me in this one lol.
She definitely wanted to forever sleep
11:00 the timing of the applause with the "saving" 😂😂
It's adorable that the devs programmed an animation for the inflatable alligator (William) deflating and the balloons popping. It's little details like that that make me love this silly little game
"Observe my handiwork"
"Very... charming"
My favorite interaction in the entire video
Homicidal rampage aside, the level of possible physical interaction in this mess of a game is really surprising.
17:35 YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO FINISH THE JOB
Crusty; Have you not been pating attention
And then she yells no!
Just seeing that thumbnail, and you know it will be family friendly fun times for all, with Crusty. 😃
Yup
Hey kids! Do you know what time it is? It's time for Uncle Crusty's wacky tacky doozy super amazing family friendly fun time! Now with 300% more death!
Haha 😂
@@kowell oh my god 😂
Ha
Crusty is criminally underrated hes by far the best VR player on youtube and thats not even getting into his non vr content
6:23 Polite people knock, unpolite people die - Crusty
Also
6:30 Bouboubagagaboubou - Crusty
1:39 those dodges were sick
1:39 that woman juked him hard, she bent her head down to dodge his bullet
Husband looks over at my computer screen and sees the carnage: Good GOD Crusty!!
XD Never a dull moment in the world of Crusty
That's a stamp of approval I take pride in
I came unglued when you shot the alligator LMAO. You are definitely off your rocker Crusty and I mean that in the most awesome way possible lol. Keep it up.
Notice how only the alligator deflated? It was weak enough to deflate, but tough enough that the bullet wouldn't go right through into the wading pool. Either that, or the wading pool is made out of concrete.
3:38 They call it "Hard Hat" for a reason 😂😂
This needs to be animated
That would be AMAZING!
@@IAmCrusty never expected you to reply to this... BUT I LIKE IT!
When you need him the most, he delivers ❤️
Looking forward to this! Every video by this awesome dude is a guaranteed laugh and pure enjoyment!
Imagine Jack Sparrow gets the joker serum injected in him and is let loose in a small town
And sometimes I feel there is a hint of Clayface's overacting, now and then XD
Nice! 1:05 his hat is just a brim around his forehead and a tiny cap on his scalp.
Hello Crusty!!... Only discovered you the other week , watching your VR Hitman and Starwars videos. Excellent stuff... You made me splatter my monitor with biscuit as I was laughing so much!!!
I think I just unlocked an achievement reading that and I enjoyed it
And ur proud of the genocide and u always will :D (especially me)
Man, you're just brilliant! How do you come up with so much genius nonsense? You made my day.
P.S. I'd love to know William crocodile background. Why did he have to die after all that ...
Honestly I just open my mouth and stupid comes out
because my legs broke I couldn't get to the river with sir Nigel the fish so I was spared
@@IAmCrusty That is an inspirational quote
@@IAmCrusty what is taking so long for a new video
"Honestly I just open my mouth and stupid comes out" - (Iam)Crusty, 2022
also @Gangsterz, Crusty said in a newer video that **he** (Idk crusty's pronouns) had eye surgery recently, and **he** can't look at a screen as easy or whatnot, especially VR, so expect about- 2 videos a week
Eyo Crusty I just found your channel ... and I can't stop watching your videos !!... You're super talented!! I love your voice and impressions and the choice of elegant words that you use. You sound like a super amazing villan who's actually also a cool guy for some weird reason xD Bro keep on doing what you're doing and I have never fallen in love with someone's content this fast... Love you bro and thanks for putting a smile on our faces
You glorious minx with your lovely words! Very much appreciated!
14:45 this part had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How could a human be this funny
Don't you know? He isn't human...
@@infnitvlt618 damg i almost forgot
Pure poetry Crusty.
Thanks for this delicious content.
I used to watch u like 5 years ago when u played shoppe keep and I finally got the game and it inspired me to go find ur channel again and I’m glad I did :)
What a throw back! Welcome back!
There's so much of Claude Rains as the Invisible Man in Crusty's delivery, especially the delightfully insane little chuckles. So enjoyable on so many levels.
14:01 the timing on this gag reminds me of the pacing of ASDF movie gags, and it works really well with Crusty's style! Maybe for the next ASDF movie, TomSka should hire you as one of the voice actors for it! :0
Also, someone should make a kill count list for Crusty in this video, because, damn, that was such a lot of kills in one video!
Ah a breath of fresh air. By mere chance I found this gem of a channel. The embodiment of pure entertainment and muffins hahahaha.
Slip into someone’s skin and slither around the neighbourhood 💀🤣
"you there, observe my handywork..."
"Very charming."
"Yeah! That's what I like to see!"
ROFL!! ahahah
Crusty and Nigel are the best duo! Definitely better than Batman and Robin! 😂
I laughed from the start to the end . Absolutely brilliant with a slight undertone of psychotic mania ! Lol Thanks for the laughs
Like Jack Sparrow playing Hitman. Great stuff
Crusty, you are by far, the biggest maniac on UA-cam
"Madam don't panic! I need a human shield" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Isn't that basically what Crusty has been doing on every episode?
no this time everybody dies intentionally
your like the kid at the party that says "BRING OUT THE SNAKES"
This is The most wanted hitman, Crusty, Weird Pervert obsessed with guns and flamingo men. He has gotten worse since Knox killed the flamingo, But yeah, He’s pretty Cool.
why did you say that name? :*(
Get the guns we need to remove the evidence
I love this Crusty!
Crusty: have no fear! there's nothing to fear
Crusty's Plotwists: *except fish*
This man acts like a psychopathic Jack Sparrow, and I love it!
im glad i wasnt the only one getting that vibe aha
Frrrrr
This whole "Jack Sparrow" forced meme has to die. He doesn't sound anything like that.
@@SotiCoto he doesn't sound like that to you. Clearly he does to the ones saying he does, its weird to tell people they're wrong for an opinion when your claims are also coming from an opinion.
@@kingfraust: I mean there is something very fishy about so many people saying he does when his voice is completely different. Different tone, different pitch, different laugh, different behaviour.
Given all that, the most probable explanation is that this is some sort of weird running joke / meme rather than anyone actually, literally believing he sounds anything like Captain Jack Sparrow.
The SECOND most probable explanation is that he is just British and Muricans are too unfamiliar with the nuances of British accents to distinguish between them at all.
When I saw that you had named your fish for me I, like Alexander, wept, for there were no more worlds to be conquered. I am forever humbled, sir.
New favorite IAmCrusty video.
Sad when he had to shoot William, he was such a good guy. Would give his vinyl patches to other inflatables that needed them more. Was also best man at my sisters wedding.
He may have been the best man but his speech was a real let down
"you lucky little sausage" that made me lose my shit laughing 😂😂😂
Holy shit this makes every day better for me watching these videos
Just had a chance to relax and watch some YT, saw Crusty did a video and got so excited! Lol! I need the laughs! :) You are Fantastic! :)
" he's in the cellar" " no I'm not" 😂😂😂😂
Is it just me or is the mans forehead sticking up from the hat xD 1:05
Yeah you made me laugh over and over again needed that alot awesome
The Joker's got nothing on Crusty
The politician survive over and over was hilarious to me. “Please god” *wastes last bullet* “you lucky sausage…”
Imagine an evil organization cloning Crusty and sending him out to take down groups. It would be horrifying, yet strangely hard to look away from.
8:49 while watching this part I felt fear as I am wearing a dressing gown while watching this, it's just a mobile blanket
17:41 Crusty, stop killing the redheads!
this is the most crazy video. hitman VR is blowing my mind
This time it's the fish that does the battering.
You would be the best bad guy in a comedy movie no doubt
You change my way to play Hitman in VR, you are so funny love your videos 😍😍
rest in peace william.. rest in peace.
Crusty deserve million subscribers
I thought 'is that Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy?' and then it faded in. Epic.
My name is William,I just wanted to throw that out there.
Crusty I’ve had a bad day and you made me laugh thanks
I love how at 12:58 the guy in the highlighter vest started doing CPR on his- er- lower area instead of his chest..
Sir Nigel Fish seems to be the only one with a hint of sanity in this whole fiasco!
I frickin love the names he comes up with for characters, including fish and alligators
Everyone of these is like a movie
Absolutely hilarious😂😂
Upload more, I have been bingeing on all your videos and I am running out ! You complete us, your magical hands touch us in special ways .
"Fish Can Help." Crusty for President, 2024
"Hey... hey... hey.. special delivery!" *pulls out a gun* that was a easy one. lol.
Crusty is so hilarious 😂
The alligator deflating was so epic in a calm kinda way
Best hitman ever
"I won't miss you"
Npc lady proceeds to matrix style dodge 5 bullets*
Yes, I counted.🤣
Love this channel.
the game got so tired of you killin Crusty it temporarily disconnected! 😂🤣
I love the evil crusty laugh 😂 it makes me laugh along eeevery time 🤣
Funniest bit!🤣17:00
I just found your videos a couple days ago, and you're definitely the funniest one doing the stuff I've seen a couple of their videos of other people they all kind of suck pretty damn good there man
Rip William. We will remember you.
13:40 I can't believe you killed Stan Lee!!
You’re a funny man. Funny man needs like. Funny man gets subscription and like
This whole video made me laugh so hard I couldn't hardly breathe
crusty is the best!😂
my man is acting like Joker xD
Hahahaa! Brilliant as usual.
Crusty is just modern day Jack Sparrow
I love that gta 5 is tagged as the game instead of hitman
I have come back to this channel after 4 months to wish you the best
It's funny how the guy the officer walks into the room and he asked he's yelling out in the room and crusty admits he was the one that killed
Watching this video it gets me thinking.
We need a VR game that like an 80s slasher film, you could play as the killer and kill people in cool and unique ways
That's why I threw a fish at your face 😂😂😂
Murder is not the answer.
It's the solution.
Also, RIP William.
😂😂😂😂he sounds like Johnny Depp
I love you saying clothes are skin 😂😂😂
"You lucky little sausage" 😭🤣