04:06 did it for me. The way he atomized the soda can in a fit of social outrage, glitched a slap right on that face, and went on to try and argue his way out of it.
although what you describe probably has never been done, but somehow it sounds so right as a dark comedy idea that part of me is sure there is a film like this
@@2yt4u.14. Agreed i also think it's a game meant to be played seated since it's a PSVR port. Only ruining bugs for me is the melee which act weird sometimes.
As a psychopath, you missed a golden opportunity to go into the Muffin Lady's basement to find out the 'secret ingredient' that makes her muffins so popular...
In Los Angeles they have a VR experience that tracks hands and feet as well as height so your avatar for each themed world/session is tracking your movement and size and though it’s fun and has physical elements that add to the experience being in 20 minutes of VR truly messes with your sense of reality. I was walking around the strip mall just wondering weather I was in the matrix lol, kind of scared of a reality that most of it is spent virtually.
about 2:00 minutes or so: Crusty is the first person in history who has gotten lead poisoning from muffins. My favorite Crusty-Quote for this video: (After setting off an exploding rubber ducky) "Quack quack, mother ducker."
Him killing people over muffins made me laugh so hard crusty you literally make my day everytime i watch your videos i would have said when i watch you but it just sounds weird 💀
Just the sound when Crusty smacked the woman in face made me crack up and audibly say "fuuuck" not even halfway through and I have died laughing more than once but just ... wow
I have never laughed so hard in my life this is pure gold your content is incredibly clever at its highest level of comedic genius after watching your hitman videos I want to see Johnny Depp reprise his role as Jack sparrow in an all new take on Pirates of the Caribbean maybe something like hitman of the Caribbean or Caribbean hitman lol I don’t care what they call it long as we see the hitman universe combined with the Pirates of the Caribbean universe thanks for the laughs Kristy I love your content
I did not know you had a new channel man lol haven't watched your vids in a while. I believe you were at like 30 to 60k subs last time I watched or something. It's when Shadow of War was huge lol glad UA-cam recommended your new channel. Subbed now
I can see a story with I am crusty's hitman. Hitman takes Heavy Drugs. Hit man gets heavy cravings for muffins. Hit man will do anything for muffins. Lmao. This is the best.
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The bridge between virtual reality and the real world is one of many wonders and horrors, such as the ones that have been experienced today
Funny
6:35 is a testament to that fact
it's like if jack sparrow was a twitchy psychopath, constantly giving into his violent urges
Lmao beat me to it
So.. Jack Sparrow..?
I say it’s a toss up between jack sparrow and the mandarin actor for the real mandarin in Ironman 3
I have been watching this guy for 5 videos and I'm going to have to say that is exactly what I thought
Glad im not the only one thinking that he sounds and talks like jack sparrow xD
Crusty is the embodiment of "Stealth is optional for this mission"
"So anyways I started blasting"
EGG
@@IAmCrusty chicken
@@daydream1111 sandwich
@@fullgamer6481 pharmaceuticals
Potato
04:06 did it for me. The way he atomized the soda can in a fit of social outrage, glitched a slap right on that face, and went on to try and argue his way out of it.
That was awesome 😂😂
4:03, my soul ascended from my body after seeing this
"There are holes in your face just like there are holes in your security" was a golden line to end on!
My real job is finding the flaws in peoples lives so they can fix them. Unless they die
@@IAmCrusty A dead man has no flaws
@@ronaldreagen2956 Thats the point
4:03 the way he just shattered it with his hand in a fit of rage
2:35 when the muffin is just out of his power🤣
Guard: “Just checking out a strange sound”
Crusty: “Whoosh, whoosh, I’m a caterpillar!”
Guard: “Excuse me?”
Comedy gold 😂
ELITE
Indeed
I need a full movie where Crusty is a hit man and he keeps messing up and trying to fix the problem, but he just makes it more chaotic.
and the power to rewind time to get it right
although what you describe probably has never been done, but somehow it sounds so right as a dark comedy idea that part of me is sure there is a film like this
4:00 is everything to me.
This game is amazingly derpy, the fact that people started to fly is amazing to me
I like how in this game if you get shot like 4 times you get to live, its only after the 5th you're on life support
As broken and as badly ported this game is Crusty makes this game look like it's a hell of a fun to play.
Oh its definitely veru broken lol
its fun. Its not really that broken. yeah its not perfect but terrible? nah its a 6/10. for example none of these bugs i had in my playtrough
@@2yt4u.14. Agreed i also think it's a game meant to be played seated since it's a PSVR port. Only ruining bugs for me is the melee which act weird sometimes.
Ha
My favorite line by Crusty.
“I’ll steal your skin!”
As a psychopath, you missed a golden opportunity to go into the Muffin Lady's basement to find out the 'secret ingredient' that makes her muffins so popular...
Now your talking my style of storytelling
4:06 now you see the can now you dont
In Los Angeles they have a VR experience that tracks hands and feet as well as height so your avatar for each themed world/session is tracking your movement and size and though it’s fun and has physical elements that add to the experience being in 20 minutes of VR truly messes with your sense of reality. I was walking around the strip mall just wondering weather I was in the matrix lol, kind of scared of a reality that most of it is spent virtually.
Hitman VR by Crusty, is absolute perfection!
The part when you just scrunch people up into complicated geometrical shapes before they briskly float away into the sky always makes me laugh.
@5:11 that's what the guards do to Hitman when he sneak peeks LOL🤣🤣🤣 I Feel Ya My Brother😅😅😅🌚🖖🏻
Hilarious, the hand gestures absolutely made my day 🤣
LOVED this video, every scene was a laugh for me. We def need more of this crusty!!!
My Man called the Chef "A muffin cook man".🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀😭
I didn't agree with "Steve"
@@IAmCrusty Looks like he won't be disagreeing anymore
The punches to the face always get me
2:22
It's like the fall back solution to any problem
about 2:00 minutes or so: Crusty is the first person in history who has gotten lead poisoning from muffins.
My favorite Crusty-Quote for this video: (After setting off an exploding rubber ducky) "Quack quack, mother ducker."
2:33 he was so excited to get the muffin, he started glitching.
Crusty's at his best when he's psychopathically abusing NPCs in VR games.
Him killing people over muffins made me laugh so hard crusty you literally make my day everytime i watch your videos i would have said when i watch you but it just sounds weird 💀
4:01 I salute you Crusty, fighting for true equality :D
I love how they just fly after being choked. LMAO You'll float too!
Crusty killed several people over some muffins. Understandable tho. Muffins are no joke.
If i had a muffin none of this would have happened
It's a worthwhile item to fight for
@@IAmCrusty understandable have a nice day
" run run run run run HIDE IN THE BUSH"
That had me dying of laughter
This is by far the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.
Thought so too ha
“Do you have a habit of being weird?”
Proceeds to play pattycake with his skull 😂
I honestly love this series as soon as it came out pls make more ❤️
Thanks for the constant flow of content! Your hard work is much appreciated by my laugh organ.
That old woman with the muffins is actually a cannibal and she hides some of her victims in them.
10:18 "I'm bored pull the trigger"🤣🤣🤣
Crusty's powers are to great! The game universe can't handle that much crust! 😎
Another lovely addition to time spend watching a madman in VR😇
Just the sound when Crusty smacked the woman in face made me crack up and audibly say "fuuuck" not even halfway through and I have died laughing more than once but just ... wow
Amazing video! Really in love with Hitman 3 ever since it went over on PC :)
1:29 Bro it's only 6 A.M leave them alone.
This joke took me a second lmao
All Muffin Thieves should be dealt with in a similar manner
Crusty: Hello madam, I'm here for Muffins...... GIMME THE MUFFINS !!
I love that he said quack quack motherducker that got me cracking up keep up the good work😂
"Lets go upstairs and take your clothes off or something" 😂
This is absolute gold, there needs to be more of these!
I feel like im watching Johnny Depp, didnt know I needed this, never change!
The best videos seen for a long time lol. I think your found the best VR game for you
Lol I don't think I have laughed that hard in a while. When you run and flair your arms. 🤣🤣🤣
5:03 France as a curse word😂😂😂
1:44 is amazing!
I’m a bit late to the party but I’m glad I’ve found your channel! You’ve got a new sub by the way, so keep up with the hilarious videos 🤣
I have never laughed so hard in my life this is pure gold your content is incredibly clever at its highest level of comedic genius after watching your hitman videos I want to see Johnny Depp reprise his role as Jack sparrow in an all new take on Pirates of the Caribbean maybe something like hitman of the Caribbean or Caribbean hitman lol I don’t care what they call it long as we see the hitman universe combined with the Pirates of the Caribbean universe thanks for the laughs Kristy I love your content
your vice just makes this video 100% better
The comedic timing of the punches as u pull your fist up to punch is hilarious 😆
Don't worry m8! That time even laws of physics said "no muffin for ya"
Ngl “I’m bored… pull the trigger” is a really cool line especially from an old man
Hitman in VR by Crusty, is absolute perfection!
Oh please more of this!
One for each location! 😂
I hope people keep liking it because I can get so much out of this!
I did not know you had a new channel man lol haven't watched your vids in a while. I believe you were at like 30 to 60k subs last time I watched or something. It's when Shadow of War was huge lol glad UA-cam recommended your new channel. Subbed now
this has got the russell brandt vibe to it and i love it haha the hand gestures with the accent just gold!!
I lose it every time he just slaps someone until they slowly get knocked out
“Im bored, pull the trigger.” Straight gangster
1:51 laughed way too hard at this wall block
"Pay no attention it's a fancy balloon"
Random kid: "Wow I want one"
Me in the background: *laughing so much and can't breathe*
Crusty has the power to turn anything he touches into a balloon
Randomly got these on my recommended, so glad I did. Spent all yesterday watching them. And yes you deserve a muffin.
"I'm the Godzilla man RAWRRR" had me laughing.
i'm gonna use that line in vrchat now :D
Guy: Mister am serious!
AGENT 47: AM SERIOUSLY TRYING TO STRANGLE YOU!
X)
"I hope this stuff isn't valuable"
"Do you have a habit of being weird?"
Another hilarious video Crusty! Im a huge fan of your work!!❤
Crusty I just can’t believe how much you sound like jack sparrow. Awesome
Yes
1:47 MUFFIN DEPRIVED RAGE MODE ACTIVATED!!
*sigh* did it again. 😂 How have I not found you before. Subbed.
When you're the nurse and play the part...you and the old man have quite the conversation..!!
Lmfao at "Hello ma'am, I'm here for the muffins...... GIVE ME THE MUFFINS!"
Wow what a great assassin. Except for the concussions and black eyes, it's like he was never there!
Not even 10 seconds in and I’m already sobbing of laughter😭😭🙏
For me its the way that he talks with is hands thats whats is funny.
i just love how crusty talks , idtd's the peek of his channel , pure comedy
idk if u did it on purpose but u make an amazing captain jack sparrow impression, especially when ur explaining to the dude that its ur muffin
It takes approximately 3 seconds for crusty to turn into a raving murderous lunatic! That's quite impressive!
I love Crusty so much, he is so dang funny and brightens my day whenever he posts another vid.
This is like stewie as an adult if he remained" evil"lol
2:25 got me 😂😂😂
Every hitman in the history of humankind: I NEED A MUFFIN! I NEED SUSTAINANCE!
"Woosh Woosh Im a caterpillar!" that's right they ain't seen nothing!
1:18
...and she's climbing a stairway to heaven.
*sweet solo*
those glitches are funny as f but it's your commentary that gets me watching your videos lol
I never played a Hitman game so to me this is his canon personality.
I love all of your videos but this one. Boy howdy i couldnt stop laughing. I had to pause it a couple times just so i could take a breath
"I'm a caterpillar... Woosh woosh"
Excuse me? - Death
5 seconds in and I'm already laughing. God I needed that today.
I can see a story with I am crusty's hitman.
Hitman takes Heavy Drugs. Hit man gets heavy cravings for muffins. Hit man will do anything for muffins. Lmao. This is the best.
After the news going on in the world today, I'm glad this was suggested to me. Good laugh. Also I kept getting strong Captain Jack Sparrow vibes
If Crusty asks you for a goddamn muffin, you say “how many.”
I bit my tongue from laughing! 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its a fancy ballon
2 seconds into the video and I'm spitting tea. This is going to be good.