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  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024

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  • @AstanaxKnight
    @AstanaxKnight 2 роки тому +600

    "Oh my God, is that a dead person?" "Its many dead people, get used to it. You're in a goddamn graveyard you moron. Where else are they going to be, Burger King?" I can just imagine Crusty being Batman's Joker with that line.

  • @drb5538
    @drb5538 2 роки тому +377

    Crusty's ability to improvise hilarious jokes when games glitch out is top level comedy. A pleasure as always to watch him do his thing.

  • @bducky109
    @bducky109 2 роки тому +298

    I can't stop laughing at the responses the npc's are giving to crusty

    • @Articusthesheep
      @Articusthesheep 2 роки тому +8

      Me too

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 роки тому +60

      I'm suspecting a Toy Story situation

    • @MLBeaton
      @MLBeaton 2 роки тому +8

      @@IAmCrusty "you got a friend in me".... please remove them they are really hurting my spleen!

    • @HyperFire16
      @HyperFire16 2 роки тому +2

      @@MLBeaton bars lol

    • @yourpaldutchie8760
      @yourpaldutchie8760 2 роки тому +1

      I watched this whiled hammered and didn't realize he was even talking

  • @Decayzz
    @Decayzz 2 роки тому +174

    I'm not sure when I watch crusty if he's a psychopath playing his dreams or just a good actor. Either way I love it and it's entertaining

    • @O2Linn
      @O2Linn 2 роки тому +8

      Yes.

    • @DovahHouse
      @DovahHouse 2 роки тому +6

      Hmm… both! Honestly he’s hilarious and also a genius

    • @Olkv3D
      @Olkv3D 2 роки тому +4

      It's the madness in the method

    • @MischiefWaffles
      @MischiefWaffles Рік тому +2

      This is how he deals with childhood memories honestly how I would act

  • @eldritch_prince2730
    @eldritch_prince2730 2 роки тому +38

    “I’m sorry, the worms don’t bargain” is such a raw line. I love it

  • @zalenhamilton1425
    @zalenhamilton1425 2 роки тому +109

    The "It's many dead people, get used to it. You're in a graveyard. Where else are they gonna be? Burger King?" Made me into one of those graveyard occupants 🤣💀

    • @SotiCoto
      @SotiCoto 2 роки тому +2

      UA-cam Comments of the Dead.

  • @sanyammalhan
    @sanyammalhan 2 роки тому +30

    8:30 is the funniest. "Where's the body? You can't prove it."

  • @666devillord
    @666devillord 2 роки тому +180

    Crusty could become the greatest cult leader who ever existed. XD

    • @zeussoulhd2169
      @zeussoulhd2169 2 роки тому +7

      He would be even better than Nabazov

    • @Meatwad.Baggins
      @Meatwad.Baggins 2 роки тому +13

      ...could become....?
      You wanna.... uh.... reconsider..... your words there..... do ya?

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 роки тому +62

      This is the way.

    • @Bulbafett.
      @Bulbafett. 2 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @TimothyHuffGuitar
      @TimothyHuffGuitar 2 роки тому +6

      Crusty most certainly has already achieved that much glory. The Cult of Crusty rules!!!

  • @vikianoxx72
    @vikianoxx72 2 роки тому +3

    "Jesus H Christ!!" 👿"You Will Not Find Him Here, Only Mee!" 😂Kills me everytime

  • @sporadicamnesic
    @sporadicamnesic 2 роки тому +23

    "Where else are they gonna be....BURGER KING??!!" 🤣🤣

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 роки тому +7

      After strenuous research they found corpses ruined the happy meals

    • @Static140
      @Static140 10 місяців тому

      Still couldn't take the joy from cake and ice cream

  • @leenawayne2051
    @leenawayne2051 2 роки тому +67

    I swear he's the funniest man alive

    • @leenawayne2051
      @leenawayne2051 2 роки тому +2

      Tysm for hearting this crusty your honestly my favorite youtuber your so under rated

  • @wakebreaker
    @wakebreaker 7 місяців тому +4

    “Blood spewed across the face of Pooh.” -begins tap dancing 6:36

  • @LearnTrainPlay
    @LearnTrainPlay 2 роки тому +50

    Oh crusty, your maniacal laughter sooths me

  • @xenogorwraithblade2538
    @xenogorwraithblade2538 2 роки тому +3

    4:59 almost made me choke on my drink.

  • @realburglazofficial2613
    @realburglazofficial2613 2 роки тому +23

    The sermon of Pooh and Tigger’s natural animal instincts intersected with Tap routines was comedy gold!

    • @gdwnet
      @gdwnet 2 роки тому +2

      The first time I've listened to a sermon and it made sense!

    • @AroAceGamer
      @AroAceGamer Рік тому +2

      Don't be a Pooh. Be an Eeyore.

  • @elmo2325
    @elmo2325 2 роки тому +19

    WHEN HE SAID “ I can’t there’s a curtain in the way” I WAS DEAD😂😂😂😂

  • @hellothere9731
    @hellothere9731 2 роки тому +11

    4:00 this sounds like something the joker would say

  • @Bulbafett.
    @Bulbafett. 2 роки тому +25

    As a fellow Crustian I felt todays sermon was top notch. Could really feel the crusty in my soul with those words of encouragement.
    Also mad tap dancing skills i must say. Never seen a priest cut a rug such as you

  • @Naomitage
    @Naomitage 2 роки тому +22

    "Is that a dead person?!"
    "Get used to it! There's many dead people, this is a Graveyard you moron!"
    Oh god... I can't stop laughing. I love your art Crusty!

  • @warriordude926
    @warriordude926 10 місяців тому +2

    Truly a new way of storytelling, I hope you don't give up on this

  • @gdwnet
    @gdwnet 2 роки тому +31

    4:22 dammit! I always laugh at Crustys antics but I am in howls of laughter here.
    17:29 and I lost it again.
    Crusty, you're ultra insane in this one and I love it!

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 роки тому +12

      This was my vacation and I had a lovely time

    • @Olkv3D
      @Olkv3D 2 роки тому +1

      [ 🍹 Wish You Were Her! 🏝 -Crusty ]

  • @UnhookedCoast0
    @UnhookedCoast0 Рік тому +3

    0:15
    Npc: Jesus H Christ
    Crusty: You will not find him Here
    This had me cracked up 🤣

  • @jonas3333
    @jonas3333 2 роки тому +3

    02:20 That BELL scene!! "Ohhheee, You don't want to die? Then THIS is a TERRrible day for you." Better than a lot of movie scenes right there.

  • @masterscantz1373
    @masterscantz1373 2 роки тому +41

    Oh how I loved this video 😂 Crusty you never disappoint 😊

    • @TimothyHuffGuitar
      @TimothyHuffGuitar 2 роки тому

      Crusty could make Farmville or CandyCrush fun to watch!

  • @Sailormoo247
    @Sailormoo247 2 роки тому +11

    How is nobody mentioning that stunning falsetto note ?! Masterful. A siren in his own right .

    • @ElDuderinoh
      @ElDuderinoh 2 роки тому

      Was wondering the same thing, he’s truly a master of his class.

    • @Ih8liarsandusers
      @Ih8liarsandusers 2 роки тому

      Literally every 4th comment is that

  • @PepeSnow
    @PepeSnow 2 роки тому +21

    Lets get this mad man to 1 million he deserves it 🤗

  • @ashlight6107
    @ashlight6107 2 роки тому +2

    5:14
    "Hello my flock, Come right in. Service is about to begin. Ignore the dead people they're journey is now at an end. In this plane they go to another one now. We call that the *Morgue.* Where people can pay all sorts of money to do all sorts for fiddly treats with them. Maybe they want to eat the people. Maybe they want to do a little hanky spanky. I'm not the judge jury or the executioner I'm just an man dressed as a penguin."
    XD

  • @johnelliott7850
    @johnelliott7850 Рік тому +1

    La Sapienza is a great level anyway in Hitman. Crusty makes it better still.

  • @Amsterdamn-wr7jc
    @Amsterdamn-wr7jc Рік тому +2

    "YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU'RE A MAN OF GREAT CONVICTION!"
    I DIED ☠️☠️☠️

  • @TheTmieBandit
    @TheTmieBandit 2 роки тому +2

    "Oh my god, you're the lady from the church! How ya been?!"
    *bleeds from face*
    Crusty, my sides hurt man XD

  • @TacticalJazzhands
    @TacticalJazzhands Рік тому +3

    I don't know why Crusty going "shhhhh" to a car alarm got me so much

  • @kingsj7662
    @kingsj7662 2 роки тому +13

    His neighbors must be like “WTF is going on over there”

  • @johnoswald1595
    @johnoswald1595 Рік тому +1

    One of my low-key favourite things about these videos is when he clenches his fist as if he's saying something profound, i.e. ''I need an ice cream!'' Loving the fact I've recently found the channel. 😂

  • @KevinAndrewMan
    @KevinAndrewMan 2 роки тому +4

    16:58 to hear a threat so weird it baffled even Crusty himself.

  • @knottynate6876
    @knottynate6876 2 роки тому +3

    9:20 wow. Now that's some good editing talent on display right there!

  • @BraydenFaist
    @BraydenFaist 3 місяці тому +2

    I’ve watched this video 3 times in the past 2 years and it remains the funniest video I have ever seen 😂

  • @thePavuk
    @thePavuk Рік тому +1

    Crusty: Goes to Hell.
    Satan: "Oh no... No no no no no...!" Running away screaming.

  • @rogermasters2657
    @rogermasters2657 2 роки тому +2

    'That's so typical of your kind. YOU BLEDDY PENGUIN!!!' 😆

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 роки тому +2

      They waddle with arrogance and it sickens me

    • @Static140
      @Static140 10 місяців тому

      Snobbery completed with pretentious attire

  • @Articusthesheep
    @Articusthesheep 2 роки тому +10

    Crusty being maniac for 18 minutes

  • @BraydenFaist
    @BraydenFaist Рік тому +3

    This is the funniest video I’ve ever watched, every time I come back I can’t stop laughing

  • @King_of_Calcium
    @King_of_Calcium 2 роки тому +9

    The transition from holy music to assault is something wonderful that can only be found with you.

  • @St0neC0ldGaming
    @St0neC0ldGaming 2 роки тому

    12:38 "Hello, I am the psychiatrist" - 😂😂😂

  • @scarjaisero4716
    @scarjaisero4716 2 роки тому +56

    I'm a Christian and I find this funny, this man must be doing something right.

    • @dreadreaper500
      @dreadreaper500 2 роки тому +4

      And also probably something very wrong

    • @scarjaisero4716
      @scarjaisero4716 2 роки тому +3

      Possibly

    • @EighmyLupin
      @EighmyLupin 2 роки тому +8

      I mean he only killed catholics so no real harm done lol

    • @MakesClouds
      @MakesClouds 2 роки тому +2

      @@EighmyLupin maybe just maybe that was the joke

    • @crusader7381
      @crusader7381 2 роки тому +1

      Same here mate

  • @mrmeeseeks5016
    @mrmeeseeks5016 2 роки тому +8

    Crusty has that kinda humor thats like when your uncle take you into the closet and tickles you and then leaves, and when you tell your parents about what happened they just say "What are talking about? you never had an uncle!"

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 2 роки тому +6

    Crusty is the best street performer. He captivated the audience and pulled money and feather dusters out if thin air

  • @whitezombie10
    @whitezombie10 2 роки тому +19

    It's all I was waiting for. You really made my day

  • @calebkasprzyk7114
    @calebkasprzyk7114 Рік тому +2

    I feel like this is exactly how things would go down if Crusty ever went to church.

  • @kittykatspooks3002
    @kittykatspooks3002 2 роки тому +5

    This game is a good way to get your anger out

  • @WretchedIcon
    @WretchedIcon 2 роки тому +1

    @9:50
    "I'm not wei-"
    *Cuts to staring at a man sunbathing, then proceeds to shake fist in a dramatic decree, proclaming the desire for ice cream.*
    Just beautiful.

  • @PotatoSoup58
    @PotatoSoup58 2 роки тому +6

    He gets more insane with each passing video. That's what i'm here for.

  • @starcomtachyon
    @starcomtachyon 2 роки тому

    “I think you dropped something here” yeah. *It* like *It* was hot

  • @Dean_Cohen2y5
    @Dean_Cohen2y5 2 роки тому +3

    Crusty has uploaded! And the world is right again. All is well within the universe once more.

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 роки тому +2

      The lava was getting a little high, I figured I'd repel the end times a bit longer

    • @ElDuderinoh
      @ElDuderinoh 2 роки тому +1

      @@IAmCrusty what a charitable man. Somebody I can look up too, something I’ve been waiting my whole life for, sometime or another something like this is bound to happen, and it just so happened at a time like this, and a time like this is something that Is to of had happened, somebody knows what I mean, somewhere

  • @sidwarder5879
    @sidwarder5879 2 роки тому +2

    4:20 my favourite part of the video

  • @yohnnyjames
    @yohnnyjames 2 роки тому +1

    8:31 hahahaha she really was a baloon XD

  • @simonackermann8061
    @simonackermann8061 2 роки тому +1

    The smack after the singing at 5:00 . HAHAHA

  • @deathgame2343
    @deathgame2343 2 роки тому +3

    I happy you are posting again it always makes my day better to see a new video from you

  • @nickxnothing
    @nickxnothing 2 роки тому +2

    The commentary is like Malcom McDowell meets Jack Sparrow and I absolutely freaking love it. 🤣 The one-liners were pure gold. lmao

  • @MrHackTheGibson
    @MrHackTheGibson 2 роки тому

    5:04
    The vibrato

  • @snowyguything
    @snowyguything 2 роки тому

    When the person flew into space I laughed for 10 days

  • @j_k_dg01
    @j_k_dg01 2 роки тому +2

    „He‘s awfully dead“ is a sentence i never know i needed to hear😂😂

  • @u4ia_fubar_75
    @u4ia_fubar_75 Рік тому

    We get all the fun from VR without having to use it ourselves. The evil villain 😅 my sides are hurting so bad 😂😂

  • @TheCHIEFMONGO
    @TheCHIEFMONGO 2 роки тому +1

    If Jack Sparrow, the Joker and Loki shared a mind. I’ll carry on with my week in search of a situation where I can insult someone for being a “disrespectful cabbage.”

  • @BigMacAttack83
    @BigMacAttack83 9 місяців тому +1

    "I'm not the guy that did it, I'm just the guy that fills the hole" as a grave digger, I'm now making that my saying at work

  • @VenomousSoup14
    @VenomousSoup14 2 роки тому

    This guy and GrayStillPlays are the funniest commentators

  • @stevenwhiteley2938
    @stevenwhiteley2938 2 роки тому +2

    "You're not even a real penguin are you!" I love this guy.

  • @Olkv3D
    @Olkv3D 2 роки тому

    Oh my god!
    Is that a dead person?!
    -
    It's many dead people;
    we're in a god damned graveyard!

  • @lotta_gamer6329
    @lotta_gamer6329 2 роки тому +4

    I love your videos, they're always funny :)

  • @mr.midgardville
    @mr.midgardville 2 роки тому +5

    "You know what happened?!"
    "Yees, i caused it!"
    I love it! This is what i'd imagine what it would look like if a demon would come up on earth to have fun... You sure you're not one, Crusty?

  • @Frostity.
    @Frostity. Рік тому +1

    Crusty sounds like William Afton when he laughs

  • @TheDragoon59
    @TheDragoon59 2 роки тому

    The way that golden pot? I think it was, landing at 2:00 and the response was both fantastic timing and comedic gold omg haha

  • @birhdayup
    @birhdayup 2 роки тому +6

    Meanwhile was playing a game and accidently tapped on notification and lost all my progress now

  • @HyperFire16
    @HyperFire16 2 роки тому +5

    Crusty just making our day

  • @TheKiteboy100
    @TheKiteboy100 2 роки тому +3

    The npcs are amazing😂. I am literally addicted to these!

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 роки тому +1

      Ya know I'm starting to think they can actually hear me

    • @TheKiteboy100
      @TheKiteboy100 2 роки тому

      @@IAmCrusty lol

  • @StuffPlace
    @StuffPlace Рік тому

    I love how crusty has great role playing abilities and I love all his videos for that reason

  • @zeussoulhd2169
    @zeussoulhd2169 2 роки тому +1

    I got into playing Hitman from funny videos made by Modest Pelican, Cheru and you. Thank you for giving me laughts and for showing me a game that's now one of my favorites

  • @knightman7203
    @knightman7203 2 роки тому +1

    Hitman is never ending fun thanks for this work of art

  • @m0o0oeh
    @m0o0oeh 2 роки тому +2

    Crusty can’t half sing! The vibrato was outstanding.

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  2 роки тому +2

      I hired a professional for that bit

    • @m0o0oeh
      @m0o0oeh 2 роки тому +1

      @@IAmCrusty wow, how much did you pay yourself?!

  • @PsychoVerseVR
    @PsychoVerseVR 2 роки тому

    For sure one of my favorite vids! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @james092396
    @james092396 2 роки тому

    I can't possibly explain how many times the account of the 100 Acre Wood Slaughter that cuts to tap dancing has made me laugh. Even after MANY re-watches, it gets me every time. Thank you Crusty.

  • @grimsanchez5928
    @grimsanchez5928 2 роки тому +1

    this is one of the best videos I've ever seen 😂😂😂😂 truly amazing

  • @terroragenth1138
    @terroragenth1138 2 роки тому +2

    i love his personality and i love it when i get a notification that he as a new video

  • @blazinganja6658
    @blazinganja6658 2 роки тому +5

    Crusty! You are such an evil bastard. I like that!

  • @Sherpiddy
    @Sherpiddy 2 роки тому +1

    “You’ve outdone yourself cake man!”

    • @colestowing8695
      @colestowing8695 2 роки тому +1

      come for the ice cream, stay for the cake

  • @emperor_sunshine
    @emperor_sunshine Рік тому +1

    you make me laugh as much as Archer or Rick and Morty

  • @KyleWilson96
    @KyleWilson96 Рік тому +1

    Not gunna lie, I care not about the shooting of the cross BUT it IS hilarious and GREAT that none of the bullets fit it 😂

  • @divanbuys1484
    @divanbuys1484 2 роки тому +1

    HAHA this was a MASTERPIECE! Love it

  • @shaneedwards596
    @shaneedwards596 2 роки тому +2

    Crusty, you never fail to leave me in absolute pieces... i haven't stopped laughing since your vid started

  • @AtticusDennison
    @AtticusDennison 2 місяці тому

    "Some people prefer to be naked when holding...". "Oh god, that's bloody awful."

  • @jasoncallow860
    @jasoncallow860 2 роки тому

    Holy crap that was funny. I think he is channeling league of gentlemen and taking it to the next level.

  • @Joemp3
    @Joemp3 2 роки тому +6

    Hitman VR is shunned too much. It’s actually so funny

  • @therationalistparty9742
    @therationalistparty9742 4 місяці тому +1

    Crusty how can you go to hell when you are hell. 😂

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 2 роки тому +1

    First thing you did was break the confessional. The church will be presenting you with a bill as you leave.

  • @1996starter
    @1996starter 2 роки тому +1

    Crusty that graveyard joke hilarious

  • @markstokes2362
    @markstokes2362 2 роки тому +1

    I just found your channel today and I'm so glad I did. You're freaking hilarious and I love that voice man. You sound like Malcolm McDowell and Jack sparrow got spliced into one being, and I can't get enough.

  • @Viorellx
    @Viorellx 2 роки тому +1

    This dude needs to be a voice actor for marvels next cartoon

  • @HorseWthNoName
    @HorseWthNoName 2 роки тому

    "where's the body? You can't prove it." Had me rolling 🤣

  • @remnantryku7112
    @remnantryku7112 2 роки тому +1

    15:54 Good miss

  • @ROCKFAMILY2020
    @ROCKFAMILY2020 2 роки тому +1

    Crusty your a insane genius love your comedy your videos make my day . Your character reminds me of Sir Digby chicken cesar. Especially when your character sprints off you so need the music from it in your vids

  • @deppaddict
    @deppaddict 2 роки тому +1

    crusty is like joker meets jack sparrow i love it subscribing

  • @colemanwalsh7477
    @colemanwalsh7477 2 роки тому

    "omg jesus christ!' " you will not find him here you will only find me!"