I've binged watched a lot of these videos. I've come to a singular conclusion; Crusty is one sick puppy! ... or is it me for thinking these videos are genius ... hummmm!
I'm convinced this is actually Johnny Deep, that acting with the hand jester's and just all around talented acting improv etc. Either way always put a smile on our face so to you Crusty I say thank you thanks
I cant image how Crusty's video recording sessions go. Imagine passing by his door and overhearing this? Oh the hilarity of misunderstandings. Love the videos.
Have you ever considered submitting a voiceover audition for animated motion pictures? The voice is brilliant! Love the character. Thanks for sharing. :)
@@IAmCrusty Would be cool. I think all you have to do is shoot a standard white background screen test, and submit it to whomever is taking them. you'd be great! :)
10:21 I started laughing SO hard immediately I had tears in my eyes, I could not stop laughing for some minutes. Flung from the cart, started smacking it, then it flying 🤣
Imagine if a man launches a corpse tbrough a window at you and approaches you then gaslights you into a bank robbery. Crusty videos have better plots than we realized.
Crusty, Mi Lord. Might I say you would make a fantastic actor? I truly believe that you could make it huge as a voice actor. Love your creativity and your humor. Absolutely amazing video! Much love from David in Alaska.
Oh my god! Eric's neck breaking on impact was _brilliant!!!_ 😊 😀 😝 😂 Had to keep watching that! ...And then Stephen's neck too! 😊 😀 😂 And on top of it all you're playing at being The Diceman... Plus that was some weird, brief, far out trip, man! 😊 Was it DMT you took in that toilet?!? 🤔 😜 Perhaps live out some more random "Diceman" scenarios in future? 🤔 Or you could just keep killing a bunch of screaming babies, along with the usual men and women. Are there any handicapped people, or innocent little animals in VR that you can kill most terribly? 🤔 *Remember, it's not really real in VR... Killing babies and what not I mean. So, go forth and slaughter! 😊 It's good practice. 🤔 Er, in VR I mean...*
I love how Crusty spontaneously started to mix Payday and DnD together.
Crusty's skill of remembering names is fascinating!!
Thanks, Dennis
@@IAmCrusty lmaooo
Honestly i just figured each cut meant poor Phillis was killed off-screen, and now, this is new victim.
I don't think there is a "too far" for Crusty's standards
No sir. Definitely not
One day I'll find it
@@IAmCrustyOne day……..
@@Ilovetea543 one day.........
@@faithhull4823 one day……..
I love the idea of a criminal who's choices are based on the roll of a dice.
Six-Face.
@@guidojacobs2002 poor guy got burned 6 different ways
Read a book called The Dice Man by George Cockcroft
@@EIonMusky thanks. Will do.
@@EIonMusky i dunno how to read
sus!
1:32 I was drinking a 7up then I spat it out 😂😂😂
crusty has epic skills such as drinking a can of a drink despite it being closed
Stick with me and I shall teach you the way
Teach me.
@@IAmCrusty the trick is to not drink from the can but to eat the whole can then surely you will get some of the drink
Love how the dice plays into things, it further improves the improv and adds even more randomness to the skits and dialogue.
"It's powered by pretend" had me choking 🤣🤣
"Social interactions are terribly akward, aren't they?"
...yes, that's why I sitting alone and find watching this video better than talking to anyone.
him: throws body through window
NPC: starts dancing
5:15 if your wondering
Finally a legitimate boneworks video after so long, no big time mods, just johnny and crusty.
or maybe a bunch of others
Crusty Johnny Adventures
No mods on this one at all. Nope. Zero mods.
@@IAmCrusty
no big time ones, only small time.
"that emotion people refer to as sadness...boop"...lmao
I've binged watched a lot of these videos. I've come to a singular conclusion; Crusty is one sick puppy! ... or is it me for thinking these videos are genius ... hummmm!
But he is our sick puppy. Really, it's our fault for not being able to afford taking him to the vet.
😂
Just taking a moment to appreciate the fact Crusty slapped a man so hard his neck snapped like a twig.
11:20 that thank you very much was splendid
decapitated head jumps towards you, crusty "oh there's that fighting spirit"
Genius!
I love how the NPC's name went from miky to billy to eric to steven to phillip and then to terry
I very much enjoy how it only took one and a half minutes for his name to change from Mickey to Billy. Crusty doesn't waste any time lmao.
😂
And this is why crusty is my most favorite UA-camr it's mainly because he's funny and brutal
I'm convinced this is actually Johnny Deep, that acting with the hand jester's and just all around talented acting improv etc. Either way always put a smile on our face so to you Crusty I say thank you thanks
I cant image how Crusty's video recording sessions go. Imagine passing by his door and overhearing this? Oh the hilarity of misunderstandings. Love the videos.
2:21 the satisfaction of seeing that baby get destroyed was perfect
If we replaced Captain Jack Sparrow's jar of dirt with a jar of cocaine... This is what we would get. Crusty.
Lol
Crusty I wanna thank u for intertaning us everytime I'm sad I watch ur videos there so funny they cheer me up ty so much crusty 💗
I’m sorry for doing this but
Entertaining*
I’m sorry for doing this but
Entertaining*
Entertaining*
Sorry, not sorry.
Im entertaining for doing this but
Sorry.
2:54 the way his eyes closed...
Crusty's son is some serious nightmare fuel, standing in the corner by itself like some Blair Witch Project...
Have you ever considered submitting a voiceover audition for animated motion pictures? The voice is brilliant! Love the character. Thanks for sharing. :)
Every time I listen to him, I think of a modern-day Jack Sparrow
I'd love to do voice over work. Just so busy and keep forgetting to look into it
@@IAmCrusty Would be cool. I think all you have to do is shoot a standard white background screen test, and submit it to whomever is taking them. you'd be great! :)
He just makes the greatest anti hero/villains in history .
Well Crusty does have his moments of pure brilliance…
Another masterful presentation Crusty! Loved it!!! My stomach successfully hurts from excessive laughter!!!
The sequence with the confirmation of the crustyverse was incredible !
Love ur videos Crusty never fails to make me laugh keep making fantastic videos
10:21
I started laughing SO hard immediately I had tears in my eyes, I could not stop laughing for some minutes. Flung from the cart, started smacking it, then it flying 🤣
2:54 The Force of the fall broke his freaking neck.
Where did those babies come from Crusty? *dramatic music*
The face that he makes when curtsy says “The Government is involved” 😂😂 7:55
Well done man. Great content. For real. This is so creative and fun and entertaining
I love how he says~ “Give me all your money and stuff or else… I’ll do bad things to ya”
Imagine if a man launches a corpse tbrough a window at you and approaches you then gaslights you into a bank robbery. Crusty videos have better plots than we realized.
Happy Father's Day to me!! Thank you Crusty
Thirty seconds into this, I was in tears 🤣🤣
I feel like a good idea for a video would be a slap montage. I'd absolutely love to see all your slaps compiled into one Legendary video.
Honestly this little video was more entertaining and would gladly pay $10 for a full movie of this than anything Hollywood is putting out these days!
3:00 kids don't worry Eric is just sleeping
As soon as you slapped the button it played an ad like it was meant to be that way
"Safety is paramount" *shoots baby*
Crusty slaping skills: Pi/2
Did we just glimpse the Crusty Multiverse?
Crusty turning hero to slaughter zombies is the wholesomeness the world needs.
Crusty, Mi Lord. Might I say you would make a fantastic actor? I truly believe that you could make it huge as a voice actor. Love your creativity and your humor. Absolutely amazing video!
Much love from David in Alaska.
gotta love how crusty just ditched eric for steven and then slapped a man and instantly broke his neck
You make the BEST VR content out there Crus.
I'm pretty sure selling babies without a license is illegal
5:46 gotta love the payday 2 GO Bank
11:12 He's posing to be a model. Lol
This vid made me ponder what an episode of Beesparkle crossover would be like.
The Crustyverse is truly immense.
Our dear overseer Crusty is at a MAX speech craft level . A true bard. We will never locate anyone more fantastically loquacious .
Thank you for bringing justice in this town of sins!
oh crusty's linguistic enchanting skills give me the giggles
The baby kidnapping part killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm playing the single player portion now. . Can't wait to find out how to have fun messing about
He's back with regular vids,, brilliant
You're going to love this Mickey. Takes him to a van filled with Children. :O
I missed the boneworks videos!
No better combo than Crusty and Boneworks!
Steven Evolves into
Phillips somehow
Yo crusty you ever gonna do the batman vr game
I love how funny crusty is, I just begin watching but it's already funny 😂
I really like these lol
This is highly entertaining 😂
YESSS MORE BONE WORKS!!!!! I missed this series😁
Another wholesome family video😂😂😂
LMAOOOOO hits a baby with a grenade launcher and yells stop it
5:47 literally me!!! 🤣
i just found your channel while high and it was the best thing ever.. thank you!
*Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!*
"Aaaah...
...that's not open... "
❗ 🤔 😂 ❗
He is a great baby sitter, with some minor issues but no big deal.
OMG His neck! LOL!
I like how you call him a different name every place you go
The sentient noodle joke kills me every time
I'm 55seconds in and have already lost my shit 🤣🤣🤣 "Mickie we got violent" .....um excuse me sir but I think you meant yourself lmao😜
This was like watching a fever dream. I loved it.
I could not stop laughing wen crusty said are you the manager smacked him and broke his neck lol
Oh my god! Eric's neck breaking on impact was _brilliant!!!_ 😊 😀 😝 😂
Had to keep watching that!
...And then Stephen's neck too! 😊 😀 😂
And on top of it all you're playing at being The Diceman...
Plus that was some weird, brief, far out trip, man! 😊 Was it DMT you took in that toilet?!? 🤔 😜
Perhaps live out some more random "Diceman" scenarios in future? 🤔
Or you could just keep killing a bunch of screaming babies, along with the usual men and women. Are there any handicapped people, or innocent little animals in VR that you can kill most terribly? 🤔
*Remember, it's not really real in VR... Killing babies and what not I mean. So, go forth and slaughter! 😊 It's good practice. 🤔 Er, in VR I mean...*
Alternate title:
“The New ‘Black Phone’ Movie but From the Villain’s POV”
I love how he went there like 30 names
Lol He was asking for it Crusty!
You say you go to far every time and I says you've not gone far enough;!!
This dude is the perfect Jack Sparrow/Rick Sanchez hybrid 😍
Crusty! I just discovered you recently and I want to thank you for the top tier entertainment, fine sir! Please never change
I love how you are like a demented version of captain jack sparrow
Ah an inventory of babies very practical
You very much remind me of Captain Jack Sparrow and I am 100% here for it!
Boneworks is my favorite series you did its so funny it made my 40 yo dad laugh
6:20 that gas is expensive
It’s the great crusty multiverse and it’s amazing
Return of the crust
i love how he keeps changing their names
Thank you Crust!!
The closest iteration of crustys gameshow I've seen in a while, good show ol' chap
Me and my friend started quoting “Steven get up, you’re repulsing the population” on a regular basis