Terrifying & Adorable Animals with Dave Salmoni

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  • @kindrazenonian4229
    @kindrazenonian4229 5 років тому +961

    Dave has an impeccable amount of patience it is honestly amazing.

    • @taminoll
      @taminoll 3 роки тому +35

      Big facts. You have to have an amazing amount of patience working with animals, humans on the other hand are obnoxious 🤣🤣🤣 dave is a saint

    • @walnut1105
      @walnut1105 2 роки тому +7

      @@taminoll also, he's canadian

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 2 роки тому +2

      Probably works with a lot of kids.

    • @coreymckee4844
      @coreymckee4844 2 роки тому

      @@walnut1105 so? That a problem?🤨

    • @MasterOfViewership
      @MasterOfViewership 2 роки тому +2

      You need patience to handle and control exotic animals

  • @spaghettibolognese5838
    @spaghettibolognese5838 5 років тому +8496

    Dave: *tries to educate the audience by saying really professional things about the CALM animals*
    Jimmy: ok but iM SCARED

    • @mannamedisaak3316
      @mannamedisaak3316 5 років тому +15

      spaghettibolognese yeah in reality I think you just want to Scare Jimmy

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 5 років тому +123

      I definitely like Kimmel but it's plain annoying how much of a wimp he is. Conan always engages with the animals to be fair.

    • @ImZim82
      @ImZim82 5 років тому +3

      @@heyheyheyheyheyhey76 has the biggest puss. His scary self lol.

    • @klsgang8741
      @klsgang8741 5 років тому +1

      Kakatzh

    • @rltb_riley
      @rltb_riley 5 років тому

      They could be calm like “no danger I can eat em” XD

  • @InkWavve
    @InkWavve 5 років тому +5422

    "I would never bring you anything dangerous."
    Brings a 500 lb bear.

  • @danielwhyatt3278
    @danielwhyatt3278 4 роки тому +1187

    I can’t believe he’s scared of literally every animal they bring out except for the piglets. I would feel so honoured if I could hold animals like these. I mean, he was even slightly nervous of the hedgehogs. I mean it’s a hedgehog for crying out loud. It’s literally one of the most innocent creatures on this planet. And I can testify to that, I’m British. We’re basically the home of the hedgehog. Well, ‘were’, seeing as we only have 5% of the population left.😢🤧

    • @dontsubscribetome3262
      @dontsubscribetome3262 4 роки тому +19

      Daniel Whyatt you should visit the swedish island Gotland. Thier province animal is the hedgehog. For a good reason, there was a hedgehog family living in the backyard while i was there and they were out almost always
      They also have a form of wild rabbit there that is really cute

    • @YumegakaMurakumo
      @YumegakaMurakumo 4 роки тому +10

      I'm saddened you can't really cuddle with hedgies. They're so CUTE!
      I had a friend who had one and when she nuzzled up on my leg, those quills were such uncomfortable sensation and I was wearing jeans too😂😭

    • @KathyAnne28
      @KathyAnne28 4 роки тому +8

      I had an albino hedgehog as a teen that loved to cuddle up with me. She was prissy but such an amazing girl. I miss her terribly.

    • @slxbeats8146
      @slxbeats8146 3 роки тому +4

      He might be scared of chickens...
      Jimmy:👀
      Chicken: buck bukk
      Jimmy: I'm scared

    • @daddyvolt3941
      @daddyvolt3941 3 роки тому

      i want a hedgehog AND a porcupine 😭

  • @ericadsouza626
    @ericadsouza626 5 років тому +5001

    Jimmy you need to let Dave speak.
    Dave comes prepared with a lot of information but he never gets to put it out. He is always rushed. Jimmy try not to butt in!

    • @randyjones1130
      @randyjones1130 5 років тому +84

      I’ve been watching all the other talk show hosts with animal visitors, David, Johnny, Jimmy and the other Jimmy. They ALL interrupt. Not seen Ellen with animals, don’t know if she does.

    • @am._.z_z6175
      @am._.z_z6175 5 років тому +29

      I really feel sad for dave

    • @SunFlower-x3
      @SunFlower-x3 5 років тому +34

      Erica D'souza oh be quiet! His show isn't the info show. Research animals yourself.

    • @emmakraus1692
      @emmakraus1692 5 років тому +3

      Shut up omg 😒

    • @QueenofWheels
      @QueenofWheels 5 років тому +12

      Oh hush they know what they signed up for. It is their show people want to see jokes not hear animal facts this is not the zoo

  • @saray8367
    @saray8367 5 років тому +3922

    Jimmy : I DON'T WANNA PET HIM!!!!
    Me: I DOOOOOOOO!!

  • @scotthay2595
    @scotthay2595 5 років тому +10092

    You can tell Dave gets a little annoyed with Jimmy sometimes but he's too nice to say anything hahahaha

  • @rashveei
    @rashveei 5 років тому +883

    I hate how whenever he brings out an animal Jimmy is like "How do you know it won't attack us?!?", like dude, Dave literally works with these animals day to day... if there's anyone who knows anything, it's him...

    • @Unknown-wl9tq
      @Unknown-wl9tq 3 роки тому +13

      would i have to remind you of the Siegfried & Roy attack?

    • @stuntcock8921
      @stuntcock8921 2 роки тому

      Jimmy is just trying to be funny. Unfortunately he is not funny so it just looks douchey

  • @kanikadogar472
    @kanikadogar472 6 років тому +6174

    Dave is always trying to educate everyone and Jimmy won't let him 😂

    • @seanhetzel8371
      @seanhetzel8371 6 років тому +312

      Haha I hate how he always interrupts him its so irritating

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 6 років тому +97

      Then go to Animal Planet if you want to learn about animals. This is a comedy show that needs the host to be funny.

    • @kanikadogar472
      @kanikadogar472 6 років тому +107

      The Unknown Psycho yh if interrupting someone consistently was funny you'd probably do well in life. It was just an observation man. Stop spreading this rude vibe.peace to you.

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 6 років тому +25

      It is not the Dave live show, it's the jimmy kimmel show. If you don't want the host to talk in his own show then change the channel, dummy

    • @Solidsnaik
      @Solidsnaik 6 років тому +10

      It’s kind of a funny dynamic. If Dave were a little more adept at interviews he’d slide his plug in to a joke or something.

  • @Greatwhitehunter23
    @Greatwhitehunter23 5 років тому +2432

    why do they rush through the animals? like let people learn about the animals and enjoy watching them..

    • @greatcesari
      @greatcesari 5 років тому +128

      It only feels rushed because the guy can barely get a word out.

    • @2batgirl
      @2batgirl 5 років тому +10

      Time limit

    • @BobbySacamano
      @BobbySacamano 5 років тому +50

      You do have the option of switching the channel to Animal Planet

    • @courtneymaclaren1466
      @courtneymaclaren1466 5 років тому +2

      Will Lupold they only have so much time

    • @user-jr3sz9py9r
      @user-jr3sz9py9r 5 років тому +22

      Will Lupold yeah the comments above are why and also probably because they dont want to stress the animals out too much. If theyre on the stage for too long with a loud crowd of people then they will definitely get stressed

  • @orangepeel7530
    @orangepeel7530 5 років тому +1108

    Oh my god, I always thought that vultures were ugly. He’s SOOO PRETTY!!!

    • @hotpotadoe3381
      @hotpotadoe3381 5 років тому +30

      HazardGamingYT not when they’re not cleaned regularly

    • @eldagalindo9656
      @eldagalindo9656 4 роки тому +23

      I used to get close enough to the ones at the USAA campus and they didn't smell, but they did keep the property very clean of any roadkill that was hurt. We used to call them the unofficial USAA mascot because we had so many on campus. Truly beautiful creatures and glad the company didn't try to exterminate the animals on campus which has a ton of possums, skunks, raccoons and white tail deer (Texas campus).

    • @frankmcgovern5445
      @frankmcgovern5445 4 роки тому +9

      Turkey vultures... less pretty.

    • @dama12347
      @dama12347 4 роки тому +1

      Only this one is pretty 👍

    • @aygulmemet4201
      @aygulmemet4201 3 роки тому +7

      The ones in cartoons are always ugly. Disney did them dirty.

  • @Rxh7n
    @Rxh7n 4 роки тому +218

    Jimmy has never let him finish any of his sentences on any episode that’s just rude asf

  • @Hollins23
    @Hollins23 6 років тому +934

    So typically Canadian...humble, polite, friendly!

  • @sofijadjukic15
    @sofijadjukic15 5 років тому +1665

    The lizard looks like mrs kipling from Jessie who knows the show will understand

    • @miamia8361
      @miamia8361 5 років тому +19

      Sofija Đukić omg yesssss😩😂

    • @kyleingalls4826
      @kyleingalls4826 5 років тому +17

      Sofija Đukić I remember watching that show all the time

    • @sofijadjukic15
      @sofijadjukic15 5 років тому +6

      @@kyleingalls4826me too I watched the episodes over and over again

    • @NISFWheezy
      @NISFWheezy 5 років тому +7

      You legend

    • @rltb_riley
      @rltb_riley 5 років тому +6

      I miss that show 😢

  • @joelkahiga4661
    @joelkahiga4661 5 років тому +2377

    *Today at 23 years i learned porcupines can't throw spikes*
    Another case of your childhood was a lie.

    • @talaaljaber5375
      @talaaljaber5375 5 років тому +30

      That was a hedgehog and also im sorry but i never believed in that because it sounded stupid, please take No Offence to this but like...(my bad I thought you meant the hedgehog cause Jimmy also mentioned the throwing spikes with the hedgehog)

    • @mamandu0378
      @mamandu0378 4 роки тому +17

      Heres another lie from your childhood. Brontosauruses arent real.

    • @mrworldwide3951
      @mrworldwide3951 4 роки тому +6

      Mamandu 0 no *I can't believe it*

    • @JessicaRodriguez-lw3rj
      @JessicaRodriguez-lw3rj 4 роки тому +3

      Wait what?!?!!? Are u serious??

    • @Talongirl333
      @Talongirl333 4 роки тому +21

      Fun fact, because their quills are hollow, both a porcupine & a hedgehog can float in water

  • @StrikeTeam0316
    @StrikeTeam0316 4 роки тому +102

    I’ve noticed all animal experts across all types of the talk show platforms put up with being interrupted and constant jokes from the host because you can tell they’re genuinely passionate about their cause. Props to them.

  • @xvictoriax8421
    @xvictoriax8421 6 років тому +1617

    Cartoons have made vultures seem hideous but man he was beautiful and looked fluffy! Lol

    • @xvictoriax8421
      @xvictoriax8421 6 років тому +42

      Also I’m losing it over those pot belly pigs omg 😂

    • @yasharora6818
      @yasharora6818 6 років тому +10

      Yeah he was really cute as well😅

    • @annalise9900
      @annalise9900 6 років тому +8

      Omg he was so fluffy I wanted to pet him lol

    • @daniellaawani9901
      @daniellaawani9901 6 років тому

      I know!!

    • @Shewas-kathybates
      @Shewas-kathybates 6 років тому +14

      There are different types of vultures. They typically are hideous

  • @atlas-vista
    @atlas-vista 6 років тому +4707

    Best guest on th show

  • @spartacusmanu
    @spartacusmanu 6 років тому +1074

    Why people in general look so much sexier when they hold animals and you can see they love them ?
    Thumbs up for Dave,you're my hero

    • @PaperMario64
      @PaperMario64 6 років тому +7

      Captain Barnes it’s true, Bucky

    • @spartacusmanu
      @spartacusmanu 6 років тому +7

      Right,Mario?

    • @terryfang
      @terryfang 6 років тому +4

      True, like Coyote Peterson

    • @mlee-w664
      @mlee-w664 6 років тому +1

      Terry Fang No not him, he always looks...

    • @matttheman9740
      @matttheman9740 6 років тому

      Mleew Hey my boy coyote is sexiness ! no homo

  • @lekshminair9992
    @lekshminair9992 4 роки тому +49

    It's really appreciateable to see how Dave loves every animals and treats them as his own children🥰

  • @sebclat
    @sebclat 5 років тому +328

    At this point I just want Dave to have his own show where he just talks and educates about cool and exotic animals

  • @nicoleb1563
    @nicoleb1563 6 років тому +1727

    WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE IM CRYINGGG

    • @ashton3p043
      @ashton3p043 6 років тому +3

      Nicole B I had a Hedgehog they are cool pets

    • @erynq1895
      @erynq1895 6 років тому +4

      I have a hedgehog and it’s so funny when they huff 😂

    • @DanielAlvarez-gs5yj
      @DanielAlvarez-gs5yj 6 років тому +4

      Jimmy sounds like he's about to explode Whenever Dave brings out an animal

    • @captainclassic2740
      @captainclassic2740 6 років тому +1

      He said it so calmly too. 😂😂

    • @lisavogel7860
      @lisavogel7860 6 років тому

      *_GOTTA GO EXPLODE_*

  • @laurendaniels1341
    @laurendaniels1341 5 років тому +1272

    Jimmy, I'm gonna need you to calm down, and let Dave speak. 🙄👀

    • @niemandniemand1287
      @niemandniemand1287 5 років тому +9

      He let him to speak smartass

    • @AF-dz4ty
      @AF-dz4ty 5 років тому +8

      Watch national geographic lol.

    • @puppsiepuppy5061
      @puppsiepuppy5061 5 років тому +5

      U need to calm down.. Ur being too loud...

    • @805fillmore
      @805fillmore 5 років тому +8

      @@AF-dz4ty I know right lol. These people really telling jimmy to be quiet on his own show?

    • @thehuntedwarhawk6489
      @thehuntedwarhawk6489 4 роки тому +5

      @@805fillmore Yeah but Jimmy need to let Dave speak also Jimmy is not that funny. And why does Jimmy invite Dave if he keeps interrupting him.

  • @owlsofthenight_yt2000
    @owlsofthenight_yt2000 2 роки тому +22

    I love how Dave works around Jimmy's fears so he can still enjoy the animal,he so patient and kind

  • @jamielee7863
    @jamielee7863 6 років тому +319

    "HE'S COMING AT US" 😂😂 I died

  • @the907life
    @the907life 6 років тому +784

    That was the fastest 10 minutes ever

    • @serchinnho
      @serchinnho 6 років тому +9

      Alaskan Grown that's what she said :( :( :(

    • @ethan7744
      @ethan7744 6 років тому

      serchinnho oof

  • @owenw.1643
    @owenw.1643 6 років тому +667

    why are all these tv show hosts wimps around animals that are relatively harmless? i would pay money to spend time with those breathtaking animals!

    • @huangxinyue739
      @huangxinyue739 6 років тому +17

      o m the lizard is not harmless, it’s extremely dangerous as its saliva contains a lot of bacteria

    • @delisa7187
      @delisa7187 6 років тому +3

      young savage lmao😂

    • @mixy9863
      @mixy9863 6 років тому +13

      To be entertaing or they are all wusses

    • @lustygirl
      @lustygirl 6 років тому +3

      Not everyones the same

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 6 років тому +4

      Huang Xin Yue it’s not a Komodo dragon it’s an Asian water monitor

  • @Gozud
    @Gozud 4 роки тому +103

    0:33 I love how Dave says have a seat when jimmy should be the one saying that to him 🤣

  • @vedanshkhanduri352
    @vedanshkhanduri352 6 років тому +3522

    *HE IS COMING AT US* 😂😂

  • @333houseoflight
    @333houseoflight 6 років тому +566

    Omg those pigs are the cutest things ever

    • @emma-kate468
      @emma-kate468 6 років тому +1

      Famous last words of my ex. Jk I’m lonely 🐖🐷🐽

    • @safireleah9631
      @safireleah9631 6 років тому +4

      I bet you eat them though and let them suffer immense pain since birth so you can have 5 mins of taste. Evidentially meat-eaters think taste is more important than life

  • @jordanmonday8398
    @jordanmonday8398 6 років тому +24

    I love how enthusiastic Dave is every time. For once I wish Jimmy would shut up and let Dave talk LOL 😂

  • @ICanHazRecon911
    @ICanHazRecon911 3 роки тому +52

    As an entertainment show, I always questioned the authenticity of Jimmy's fear of exotic animals, but this guy's hand was literally SHAKING at 2:21 and that's all the convincing it took for me

  • @shalissa8993
    @shalissa8993 6 років тому +1402

    he's such a daddy

    • @Dimelo.R
      @Dimelo.R 6 років тому +122

      *B E G O N E T H O T!*

    • @donniebrasco7305
      @donniebrasco7305 6 років тому +14

      Shalissa you'd love to feast on your daddy Dave's horn,wouldn't ya?

    • @fmg8232
      @fmg8232 6 років тому +30

      Back away foul *DEMON*

    • @shalissa8993
      @shalissa8993 6 років тому +32

      i can be his animal in the bed. imho

    • @FurkanKhan100
      @FurkanKhan100 6 років тому +2

      i scrolled down to write the same comment. you beat me to it! :D

  • @teachingtoddlers1018
    @teachingtoddlers1018 5 років тому +236

    Had a hedgehog for a class pet in grade 4. Best guy ever! Would run around the class room and hide in our shoes :D loved spike lol

  • @shinky9163
    @shinky9163 6 років тому +1161

    Are there any talk show hosts that like.. aren't afraid of the animals

    • @Corzza025
      @Corzza025 6 років тому +327

      shinae shark I think Conan is the only one

    • @two-face1041
      @two-face1041 6 років тому +46

      shinae shark I don’t think Ellen has had any animal trainer on her show

    • @josnatvinaro7992
      @josnatvinaro7992 6 років тому +130

      The worst is fallon

    • @ellacastillo3502
      @ellacastillo3502 6 років тому +56

      Conan... #1 hahaha!

    • @stmb214
      @stmb214 6 років тому +159

      James Corden is brilliant with them to be fair. Him and Conan are the two best with animals. Kimmel & Fallon are genuinely interested but it bugs me when they don't let the Dave or the other animal experts talk and explain things, and keep interrupting with silly, not very funny jokes a lot of the time. If your gonna have the guy on at least listen to him

  • @BRJCLIPS
    @BRJCLIPS 3 роки тому +28

    5:18 that’s my favorite part of the whole show😂😂 “he’s coming at us!!!”🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dewoy1
    @Dewoy1 6 років тому +132

    One day some late night show will realize inviting their animal guy once per week is a great idea. *I want more*

  • @fredricksmith-something.2125
    @fredricksmith-something.2125 6 років тому +535

    I used to have a Hedgy. Miss her soo much. He right, they don't do much but cuddle and unless you are nocturnal you can't spend much time with them.

    • @PaperMario64
      @PaperMario64 6 років тому +5

      Fredrick Holman Awww... I want one but I’m only home to sleep.

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 6 років тому +4

      My hedgie wasn't incredibly cuddly but he was sometimes and it was wonderful.

    • @natalier4053
      @natalier4053 6 років тому +4

      Steve Jarvis It’s not a felony.

    • @laracahow6303
      @laracahow6303 6 років тому +3

      Yeah and they're shy so they need to be interacted with so they don't get mean.

    • @fredricksmith-something.2125
      @fredricksmith-something.2125 6 років тому

      Lara Cahow Yep..

  • @jimb8695
    @jimb8695 6 років тому +169

    The vulture was cool.

  • @nadjawmiller
    @nadjawmiller 4 роки тому +23

    The pigs were all cute but the one that Jimmy held was just sooo adorable and calm I can't even

  • @abigailwilliams8889
    @abigailwilliams8889 6 років тому +534

    Guys the first one was Mrs. Kipling lol
    If you watch Jessie you'll understand

  • @borislav6561
    @borislav6561 2 роки тому +8

    Omg the piglet Jimmy was holding was so adorable, just chillin in his arms 😍

  • @clashsmchitcle7291
    @clashsmchitcle7291 6 років тому +188

    Its hard for people who are extremely passionate about their work to be on talk shows and trying to guide hosts that are usually uncooperative, not that its their fault its just a hard job field to share experiences to others with

    • @kayleeburton1768
      @kayleeburton1768 6 років тому +1

      I'm sure the hosts want to listen and such but they always have to cut them short because of time limits. Like I see people all the time saying the hosts are being rude and whatever but literally they have to do their job and stick to schedule. But yeah, you're right

    • @jaaferturkmanuglo2536
      @jaaferturkmanuglo2536 6 років тому

      Yes, you are absolutely right, I wish I have the Facebook of David to discover his passion for animals and learn more.

  • @maysonmiles2978
    @maysonmiles2978 4 роки тому +142

    Dave: brings out asian water monitor
    Me: “ Mrs Kipling? Is that you?”

  • @pearlphosphophyllite995
    @pearlphosphophyllite995 5 років тому +330

    Me: *sees hedgehog*
    My brain: *Sonic X's theme songs loudly plays in the back of my head*

  • @ManonTeunissen
    @ManonTeunissen 6 років тому +117

    So cute! I love it when Dave is on the show

  • @debbiegross3136
    @debbiegross3136 6 років тому +9

    That vulture was fascinating and beautiful! And those pigs are so dang adorable! All the animals rocked!

  • @mimi11052003
    @mimi11052003 4 роки тому +21

    Jimmy’s gasp at the monitor lizard is hilarious. I love monitor lizards. 🦎 ♥️

  • @rosewood1703
    @rosewood1703 6 років тому +501

    IS THAT A CHICKEN???!!!

  • @Dartagnan010
    @Dartagnan010 6 років тому +169

    4:39 that little leg :') I dieeedd.

    • @erynq1895
      @erynq1895 6 років тому +3

      Aha I own an African Pygmy hedgehog and mine does that all the time and I just laugh haha

    • @nos5822
      @nos5822 6 років тому

      Rip

  • @averyoffenbecher
    @averyoffenbecher 5 років тому +322

    dave: do you wanna feed it? (talking about the asian water monitor)
    jimmy: no i don't want to feed it!!!
    i would legit be so honoured to feed an asian water monitor

    • @OldmanVosh
      @OldmanVosh 5 років тому +17

      I wanna feed Jimmy to the Asian water monitor.

    • @okayest_pianist
      @okayest_pianist 2 роки тому

      @@OldmanVosh 😭😭😭😭

  • @zatchidz
    @zatchidz 3 роки тому +582

    I like Jimmy, but he's EXTREMELY annoying with animals.
    He could have just let Dave educate people.

    • @isthatsquid
      @isthatsquid 3 роки тому +22

      I feel like he should be more committed to doing what Dave wants. I know it's his show but if he doesn't seem into it he shouldn't have it on his show imo

    • @AD-bn6zk
      @AD-bn6zk 3 роки тому +7

      Dave is insisting that he feeds an animal with the nickname " dragon " what normal person wouldn't be scared??

    • @steverichards1556
      @steverichards1556 3 роки тому +4

      It's not animal planet you know.

    • @ghost_type_gaming670
      @ghost_type_gaming670 3 роки тому

      He was being real disrespectful to that lizard

    • @PhysicNationOfficial
      @PhysicNationOfficial 3 роки тому +1

      Its his show. He can't just let the guest talk to "educate" people. lol

  • @andi5268
    @andi5268 5 років тому +88

    "What's his name?"
    "Dexter"
    "Oh great, you named it after a serial killer"

  • @pavitraelizabeth9832
    @pavitraelizabeth9832 5 років тому +424

    Who else thought the Lizard was adorable? ? 😢😍

    • @holyshitshea5867
      @holyshitshea5867 5 років тому +10

      Pavithra Elizabeth He was baby

    • @Nirrrina
      @Nirrrina 4 роки тому +2

      He's a sweetheart. I'd feed him in a heartbeat. I'd throw it from across the room or hold it with some very long tongs though.

    • @fangchick93
      @fangchick93 4 роки тому +4

      He came in cuddling Dave. How could you not think he was cute?

    • @nirupamadevi9248
      @nirupamadevi9248 4 роки тому +1

      Mee

    • @beenaatlee8020
      @beenaatlee8020 4 роки тому

      Komodo cute 🐍

  • @milesedgeworth132
    @milesedgeworth132 5 років тому +359

    Everyone: LET DAVE SPEAK
    Every Late Night Host: THEY'RE MAKING ME INTERACT WITH WILD ANIMALS LIVE ON CAMERA

    • @jasonhung9081
      @jasonhung9081 4 роки тому +11

      Every late night host but Conan O’Brien

    • @user-hb6yd4nm3h
      @user-hb6yd4nm3h 3 роки тому +3

      Watch conan o'brien and sometimes jimmy fallon

  • @Eddiemybeloved
    @Eddiemybeloved 5 років тому +795

    Jimmy: What's his name?
    Dave: Dexter
    Jimmy: Oh good you name him after a serial killer
    I'M CHOKING 😂😂😂

    • @malisensei7959
      @malisensei7959 5 років тому +7

      Which animal which time stamp

    • @Eddiemybeloved
      @Eddiemybeloved 5 років тому +7

      @@malisensei7959 6:47

    • @ogfunctionn
      @ogfunctionn 4 роки тому +13

      OMG NO WAY YOU'RE CHOKING??!?!? You must be from tumblr.

    • @viniparab8612
      @viniparab8612 4 роки тому +3

      If you seen Dean Vlogs there is Even a lion name Dexter😍

    • @saisuhas7107
      @saisuhas7107 4 роки тому +1

      @@malisensei7959 vulture

  • @wen8739
    @wen8739 4 роки тому +78

    Dave: “another great thing about this ani-“
    Jimmy: “ALRIGHT WE WILL BE HAVING A BREAK HERE...”

  • @jamierobertjury2818
    @jamierobertjury2818 6 років тому +326

    jimmy kimmel is far more respectful and takes part in intereacting with the animals other talk show hosts talk over the animal people and act like 3 year olds

    • @IndronilAnik
      @IndronilAnik 6 років тому +53

      Conan is great too. He actually interacts more.

    • @yepitsthatguy5278
      @yepitsthatguy5278 6 років тому +32

      Conan and Wendy Williams are also really good. Jimmy is respectful but does have the tendency to talk a lot, stopping Dave from just saying what he wants to say

    • @chair362
      @chair362 6 років тому +23

      i got almost the exact opposite of that...seemed to me like he constantly talked over him, was trying to hard to be "scared" and was just in general not interested...only reason i watch these is to see the animals

    • @artistryiscomingback
      @artistryiscomingback 6 років тому +7

      Really? I totally feel the opposing, he's very often not letting Dave talk, and complainjng about how scared he is. I think the fact that he's so scared makes the animals get a bad reputation. Wendy Williams is really good, she's down to pet anything and she lets her animal experts talk and asks good questions for more information. Conan is a little more bold with the animals but he doesn't let the expert talk very much either.

    • @boydotheyhavefun
      @boydotheyhavefun 6 років тому +3

      it's okay you can say jimmy fallon lmfao

  • @omartrujillo4090
    @omartrujillo4090 6 років тому +14

    When Dave was talking about hedgehogs not being good pets. He’s not wrong. Coming from an owner of a hedgehog. But I love my prickly cactus ❤️

  • @neytiri526
    @neytiri526 5 років тому +30

    Omg that lizard is like a big dog, happy to get pats and treats 😂 i would give anything to see these animals up close and get educated by an expert at the same time as I pet them lol

  • @blennmosher8580
    @blennmosher8580 6 років тому +19

    You gotta love Dave Salmoni!

  • @sunreddy85
    @sunreddy85 5 років тому +589

    Why isn’t anyone talking about how hot Dave is

    • @fuccboi2562
      @fuccboi2562 4 роки тому +23

      Me. He's got that zaddy vibe 😍

    • @gingteng9803
      @gingteng9803 4 роки тому +22

      Im looking for this comment 🌚

    • @sjv610
      @sjv610 4 роки тому +14

      CAKE 🎂

    • @pilingpiling7286
      @pilingpiling7286 4 роки тому +3

      Sex w/ dve

    • @kanyeeast9822
      @kanyeeast9822 4 роки тому +13

      @@pilingpiling7286 Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !

  • @fernandoguzman4879
    @fernandoguzman4879 5 років тому +514

    *thirsty ladies have entered the chat*

    • @mrscatlady912
      @mrscatlady912 5 років тому +5

      😻😻😻

    • @finalarbitrator4551
      @finalarbitrator4551 5 років тому +17

      @Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha yeah I get you....most women look disgusting as well....

    • @andreadh7913
      @andreadh7913 5 років тому +21

      well, Dave is indeed very hot, and the fact that he is also smart, increases the thirst...

    • @haroonmushtaq1287
      @haroonmushtaq1287 5 років тому +20

      I'm not a lady. But I'm thirsty for DaVe.

    • @mrbear1302
      @mrbear1302 5 років тому +6

      @@haroonmushtaq1287 Yes sir!

  • @jayne7069
    @jayne7069 4 роки тому +73

    Those pigs makes me feel like never eating bacon again.

    • @orneryokinawan4529
      @orneryokinawan4529 3 роки тому +2

      I like both it really sucks 😔

    • @bananaclub69
      @bananaclub69 2 роки тому +1

      Go Vegan

    • @LordMalus
      @LordMalus 2 роки тому

      I'd never eat anything cute. I prefer to wait until they're old and ugly enough. 🤣

  • @cecorra
    @cecorra 6 років тому +1809

    I want to marry this man

    • @nunosoares2329
      @nunosoares2329 6 років тому +7

      If you marry him make sure you keep your money away from him. He's a mooch.

    • @adamjohnston6642
      @adamjohnston6642 6 років тому +36

      Nuno Soares lol what? How would you know haha

    • @jimb8695
      @jimb8695 6 років тому +19

      Who? Kimmel??

    • @pageburgess9684
      @pageburgess9684 6 років тому +5

      Me too

    • @daisyp5148
      @daisyp5148 6 років тому +1

      cecorra ikr I love animals!!! ♥️

  • @user-pv7nf3gu8u
    @user-pv7nf3gu8u 6 років тому +6

    I love how they pick the lizard guy up like a toddler!

  • @sophearithsaing6941
    @sophearithsaing6941 6 років тому +49

    My favourite guest on Jimmy's show

  • @baileyboo6720
    @baileyboo6720 5 років тому +26

    Every time someone comes to get the animals
    Jimmy: Do you know this guy
    😂😂😂😂

  • @urigarcia2610
    @urigarcia2610 6 років тому +50

    omg those piggies are freaking cute❤❤❤❤

  • @justarandommoa08
    @justarandommoa08 6 років тому +10

    Hedgehogs are so freaking adorable. They're my second favorite animals 💜

  • @seanceknowles2911
    @seanceknowles2911 6 років тому +4

    9:16 awwww, little SHANE Dawson’s😍

  • @jspntr
    @jspntr 4 роки тому +28

    i wish he would stop being so scared of every animal he brings on.

  • @CharlesMuriuki
    @CharlesMuriuki 6 років тому +2648

    Ladies in here are thirsty

    • @meganschmidt548
      @meganschmidt548 6 років тому +153

      Charles Tosh Can you imagine if it was a hot chick and guys were saying: " Look at that ass and those thighs". Women would lose their minds.

    • @exiledeve
      @exiledeve 6 років тому +189

      Megan Schmidt, that literally happens every single time a female celebrity is on the show and nobody bats an eye, so you can relax. On the contrary, see the responses women are getting for saying he is hot… Double standards.

    • @goddesshatmehit4861
      @goddesshatmehit4861 6 років тому +37

      Charles Tosh just like u men are get over it

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 6 років тому +103

      It's a welcome change from the dudes who are thirsty.

    • @forks3819
      @forks3819 6 років тому +19

      Megan Schmidt double standards are selling like hot cakes

  • @lindseyinghram5707
    @lindseyinghram5707 6 років тому +26

    Mrs.Kipling!!!!!!😂😂

  • @gcc4426
    @gcc4426 6 років тому +811

    jimmy: what you gonna do to calm me down?
    dave: i'll give you some meat. would you like some meat?
    me: YES DAVE. I WANT YOUR MEAT. UGH.

  • @sillythygoose
    @sillythygoose 3 роки тому +105

    I swear Jimmy has made the "do you know this guy?" joke every single time Dave has been on the show

  • @zacimusprime4865
    @zacimusprime4865 6 років тому +21

    He’s holding that reptile 🦎 like a baby😂😂😂!!! And dam those piggies 🐷 really can talk

    • @gibby8018
      @gibby8018 6 років тому +2

      Zacimus the master Shooter stop with the emojis

  • @johnrobichaud1983
    @johnrobichaud1983 6 років тому +18

    "You don't swallow like that"
    -Jimmy Kimmel

  • @atharvakamat3003
    @atharvakamat3003 6 років тому +36

    Vulture looks like Shakespeare!

  • @King_Marcus_X
    @King_Marcus_X 4 роки тому +29

    "So if a bear is about to attack the most effective way to always survive is ..."
    Jimmy : " What's this guys name ?"

  • @hannahray2855
    @hannahray2855 5 років тому +26

    "this is his stump, this is where he likes to be"

  • @yavuz298
    @yavuz298 5 років тому +25

    love how Dave is the one telling Jimmy to sit most time

  • @ianoliver2224
    @ianoliver2224 4 роки тому +27

    Fun fact: scaly doggo over here is the closest thing we’ll get to a mosasaurus.

  • @magdalenakoprowicz9413
    @magdalenakoprowicz9413 2 роки тому +3

    I love the enthusiasm in people who work with animals, literally makes me excited to listen:D

  • @bluerain369
    @bluerain369 6 років тому +109

    Dave is ageing like old wine.. getting hotter and hotter... ❤

  • @yummybred3611
    @yummybred3611 4 роки тому +4

    I love how enthusiastically Jimmy says "look they're eating my shoe!"

  • @Erica-jh1tw
    @Erica-jh1tw 5 років тому +23

    Jimmy : " Hey chew it man, you don't swallow. You're gonna choke " 😂 imagine what that komodo gonna say

  • @hanon2012
    @hanon2012 4 роки тому +3

    the vulture's neck feathers looks so beautiful

  • @shaynedonnelly9596
    @shaynedonnelly9596 5 років тому +7

    been watching all of these and drooling over Dave's arms. no shame.

  • @naledikaseya6169
    @naledikaseya6169 6 років тому +23

    Best guest on the show

  • @mangaanimefan3089
    @mangaanimefan3089 6 років тому +55

    Jimmy is such a baby! He's so scared about touching any of the animals. They look so awesome! I'd love to pet a monitor lizard.

    • @maggiemccauslin1084
      @maggiemccauslin1084 6 років тому

      I'd be raising my hand and offering to pet and hold them

    • @HamzaKhan-ei8ht
      @HamzaKhan-ei8ht 6 років тому +2

      Whats wrong with being scared ?

    • @TheGoldenTNT
      @TheGoldenTNT 6 років тому +1

      It’s for drama or entertainment

  • @IdiotSandwich122
    @IdiotSandwich122 4 роки тому +1

    Dave has MAJESTIC arms.

  • @cia5162
    @cia5162 4 роки тому +38

    Dave : So the vulture is one of th-
    Jimmy : WHAT KIND OF BEEF IS THAT?!?

  • @Aremca87
    @Aremca87 6 років тому +30

    "Did you know pigs is as smart as dogs? It's true. I knew this guy in El Capitan who taught his pig to bark at strangers."- Charlie Bowdre

  • @alianofann
    @alianofann 6 років тому +199

    Dave keeps getting hotter

    • @mlee-w664
      @mlee-w664 6 років тому +3

      dat ass tho

    • @Vladmoone
      @Vladmoone 6 років тому +2

      He's nothing compared to Henry Cavill

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 4 роки тому +1

    There's a video on YT that shows a very happy porcupine eating a little sweet pumpkin, and he's SO happy! He makes the cutest funny noises as he chows down.

  • @angelaxu110
    @angelaxu110 5 років тому +5

    That lizard looks harmless! So adorable! 🦎

  • @Zoubinouna
    @Zoubinouna 6 років тому +913

    GOOD LOOKIN FELLA OVER HERE

    • @Vladmoone
      @Vladmoone 6 років тому +1

      Zoubinouna and?

    • @dysoncrystal
      @dysoncrystal 6 років тому

      lol

    • @abbykennedy2467
      @abbykennedy2467 6 років тому +1

      He has a wife and child! Control yourselves!

    • @Zoubinouna
      @Zoubinouna 6 років тому +4

      Abby Kennedy well sorry I have eyes

    • @zinaright
      @zinaright 6 років тому

      Wtf...he s good looking? Better than Kimel himself? I can t tell

  • @topcat5233
    @topcat5233 2 роки тому +3

    9:40 he may say he never brings animals on that are good as pets, but in the right environment, pigs are an absolute delight and they love being with you. but disclaimer again, provided you can give them the right environment/treatment

  • @nafisa1029
    @nafisa1029 4 роки тому +8

    "I would never bring you anything dangerous."
    "You've many times brought me dangerous things!"
    ".......I sometimes bring you dangerous things"
    🤣🤣🤣