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  • @TheTaleForge
    @TheTaleForge  6 років тому +255

    The game is, as far as can be told, "Making History: The Calm & The Storm." It's available on Steam, but there may be some trouble with the game's licensing software and there are reports of it shutting itself down as a result.

    • @flyingturret208thecannon5
      @flyingturret208thecannon5 6 років тому +1

      Cloak and Dagger it hasn’t shut down yet, are there still results of it?

    • @thallan
      @thallan 6 років тому +2

      but in making history you can't be argentina.

    • @apatheticAstronaut
      @apatheticAstronaut 6 років тому +1

      Thallan i looked into it and you actually can play as argentina in the calm and the storm

    • @thallan
      @thallan 6 років тому +1

      ThePolarclaw huh, steam lied to me then.

    • @Dangermad
      @Dangermad 6 років тому +8

      This story has convinced me to buy the game, wish me luck.

  • @Rebellions
    @Rebellions 6 років тому +99

    "Ended up as Argentina"
    Don't need to hear any more, you won.
    You DO NOT fuck with a good player starting as Argentina in multiplayer

    • @beckyhartley9502
      @beckyhartley9502 5 років тому +12

      *laughs in Falklands*

    • @stain1095
      @stain1095 Рік тому

      What game is this please

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions Рік тому +1

      @@stain1095 By the descriptions given, I believe it is called "Making History: The Calm & the Storm" probably gold edition but the actions described match the structure of that game.

    • @stain1095
      @stain1095 Рік тому

      @@Rebellions Thanks

  • @IMarcaI
    @IMarcaI 6 років тому +313

    I had a similar experience, as part of a school project to learn about international politics.
    It was a live action game set in a modern fictional world, with each student having different political roles for their respective countries. The whole game was governed by the UN with what was basically US (played by the teachers) at the head. After a while quite a few of us got bored by the heavy handed control of the UN. So we split and formed our own faction, the teachers didn't approve and threatened us both financially and economically. We din't back down and mobilized our forces (which outnumbered the remaining UN). In return the teachers announced that they had nuclear weapons (a thing never mentioned before) and fired them on three of our coalition's countries. The game ended shortly after since most of the students didn't bother participating since most agreed that the teachers were sore losers and left instead.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 6 років тому +34

      and this is why you never bs your players

    • @damaldazzar
      @damaldazzar 6 років тому +29

      Marcedus the «rocks fall» of strategy-games

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 6 років тому +27

      Should have kept going. Remind those idjits that a nuclear winter is a bad idea. But good on you on walking out on their bullshit.

    • @soldiersPL
      @soldiersPL 6 років тому +23

      Should have talked things through with some more open minded UN members(teachers), even if you guys mobilized and created your own factions, UN shouldn't just fire nukes at a problem, ergo, you could persuade some of UN members to leave UN and start creating united front with rest of the players with casus beli of UN council leader not adhering to UN council rules

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 6 років тому +4

      @@soldiersPL while that is cool to think on, the other teachers would have been sore losers.

  • @MrCompassionate01
    @MrCompassionate01 6 років тому +225

    Japan possibly MVP though. Great story.

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 6 років тому +20

      Indeed, as Anon stated, he was losing against China, and even though it changed at some point for him to spare his forces, the fact that he was building a Zerg fleet was ballsy AF and I love it.

    • @ampersandKnuckles
      @ampersandKnuckles 6 років тому +22

      Pearl Harbor on goddamn steroids

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 6 років тому +18

      andKnuckles 50 carriers, that's more than all naval powers at the time combined, considering how Japan was on shortage in a lot of things, he must have canabilized a lot of shit to get it going.

    • @ericosborne4122
      @ericosborne4122 6 років тому +15

      I think his plan was to use that fleet for pearl harbor which makes it even funnier

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 6 років тому +11

      @@ericosborne4122 and no one stopped him... Not one person noticed the rise of 50 carriers.

  • @Drakshl
    @Drakshl 6 років тому +87

    The warrior king of Argentina and his freinds the opertunistic Egyptian and the grand emperor of production efficiency lead the axis forces to victory

  • @weaponizedpizza8825
    @weaponizedpizza8825 5 років тому +39

    we were too busy expecting the spanish inquisition, we didn't expect a japanese one.

  • @cheesewizard3965
    @cheesewizard3965 6 років тому +45

    Japan in this is something I like to call “Dumbass Ex Machina,” where someone has a plan so stupid it reverses a hopeless situation

  • @pretzelbomb6105
    @pretzelbomb6105 6 років тому +106

    There are plenty of channels that read out thread stories, but yours is the only one that actually has effort put into it. All the others just find a popular thread and run it through a TTS program and put a few crappy memes on the screen. You, on the other hand, take the time to read it out coherently and with emotions. Also, you pronounce words correctly, especially with the “All Guardsman Party” episodes, as TTS programs just love saying “Tee-Rye-Nids”. All in all, I love your content and hope you continue to create it.

    • @asbestosfish_
      @asbestosfish_ 6 років тому

      Pretzelbomb
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  • @1145223bena
    @1145223bena 6 років тому +100

    Things were looking grim until the Japanese arrived. Coming over the Oceanside

  • @Captain1nsaneo
    @Captain1nsaneo 6 років тому +47

    Did a somewhat similar simulation but it was live action, zero sum, and just student groups. Thanks to the rules needing ~3/4th military advantage to win a war our country of neutral militant amazons were the king makers in a world war that saw the rest of the class group up against one scripted evil nation. We demanded a massive bribe from the aggressors to stay out of the conflict with half up front. After they agreed the remaining group, resigned to their doom, offered up a bribe and all the spoils of war if we defended them. A failed war saw the aggressors lose somewhere between 25 to 50% of their total resources in spoils which would be split between the victors. This was a full figure above what was needed to get points for the assignment. We defended the isolated nation and fleeced the rest of the class to the point where it was impossible for them to actually reach their resource goals without massive dissolution. Sure our president got thrown against a wall outside of class for the betrayal but pain is temporary and glory is forever.

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 6 років тому +11

      Barely understanding it, but if someone got thrown against the wall and someone got screwed, it's all good.

  • @barronasi
    @barronasi 6 років тому +56

    Mfw no one expects the Spanish Inquisition

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 років тому +4

      None of them have seen Monty python and that damn cup, I mean, The Holy Grail.

    • @cameronsmith3047
      @cameronsmith3047 6 років тому +2

      The ARGENTINAN INQUISITION

  • @spyrojyro7202
    @spyrojyro7202 6 років тому +52

    Oh I didn’t realize I owned a copy of this game. Neat!

    • @maximdrager3639
      @maximdrager3639 6 років тому

      Spyro Jyro what's the game called?

    • @spyrojyro7202
      @spyrojyro7202 6 років тому +7

      Maxim Drager I might have been wrong. I have Making History: World War while the story describes Making History the Calm & The Storm.

  • @tempest2988
    @tempest2988 6 років тому +26

    japan enters and shiroyama starts playing

    • @razorraptor2247
      @razorraptor2247 5 років тому +4

      BUSHIDO, DIGNIFIED!

    • @tempest2988
      @tempest2988 5 років тому +3

      RazorRaptor 22 it’s the last stand of The samurai

    • @razorraptor2247
      @razorraptor2247 5 років тому +4

      @@tempest2988 Surrounded, and outnumbered!

    • @tempest2988
      @tempest2988 5 років тому +3

      @@razorraptor2247 60 TO 1 THE SWORD FACE THE GUN!

  • @ramendude4062
    @ramendude4062 5 років тому +7

    That teachers a absolute legend for letting them play a game in class. And even being a good sport when they lost.

    • @DwarfyDoodad
      @DwarfyDoodad 5 років тому +1

      He would be, if the story was remotely true. It's green text /chan/ post which automatically shoves it into the suspect category because green text on 4Chan is code for "made up story". This was posted in 2016, even assuming that the Anonymous poster was still in 8th grade or had just moved on to 9th, there's literally no way a teacher now could get away with people playing a computer game for a week or more (absolutely no way this was all in one day). The lack of actual game name is another red flag, and it literally can't be what Cloak and Dagger thinks it is because the game did not exist in 2016. Also no way that a teacher would play the game with his classes all day for weeks on end, for 4 years and not get in shit for it. Or have enough computers for a class to participate at the numbers he is mentioning.
      It's a badly made up story about how Anon wasn't favored by the teacher and was an underdog but still won the day for the class and Axis powers. Because 4chan.

    • @craigkuhlman6869
      @craigkuhlman6869 5 років тому

      @@DwarfyDoodad
      The name of the game, so others have found, is "Making History: The Calm and The Storm"

    • @Piratejoe44
      @Piratejoe44 5 років тому +1

      @@DwarfyDoodad The game is, as has been stated, Making history: The calm and the storm. Which was made over ten years ago in 2007. It is, in fact used for educational purposes in a few schools curriculum's about WW2. Additionally, just because its a chan post doesn't mean its a made up story, and Green text is just a way to fragment sections of a story for easier reading, as was done in this instance, or for summary's and criticism in response to other posts. Additionally, you vastly overestimate the time it would take to play a game like this, and vastly underestimate the amount of computers a school can have. Additionally, even if it took a week like you estimate, there have been times where a class focuses on a single project for longer, even an entire month.

  • @Pastafari4
    @Pastafari4 6 років тому +12

    Shit. Closest we did was two fold. Once we played as like the UN Security council in like 9th or 10th grade and then in Upper Secondary where we just played Risk.

  • @Taheen93
    @Taheen93 6 років тому +4

    Oh glorious C&D, might ye favor us with that most beloved of tales, the story of Adept Grendel, from the annals of Dark Heresy tomfoolery?

  • @Haukipesukone
    @Haukipesukone 6 років тому +2

    Touching and beautiful. If only we had a time machine...

  • @Dragonman0007
    @Dragonman0007 5 років тому +4

    11:33 And that was how teenagers totally obliterated complex war strategies.

  • @timeenoughatlast3368
    @timeenoughatlast3368 5 років тому +5

    HOW DARE THAT BRITISH PLAYER LOSE TO THE GOD DAM ITALIANS

  • @variableschange17
    @variableschange17 6 років тому +2

    This was great. If you find anything else like this, I hope you decide to do more of it.

  • @copperpepper5353
    @copperpepper5353 4 роки тому +2

    “COME TO BRAZIL!!!”
    Argentina has entered the chat

  • @GenralG7
    @GenralG7 6 років тому +8

    10/10 teacher

  • @foddorais1422
    @foddorais1422 6 років тому +20

    Could you do "the man who cried Crendel"

  • @caelanforeman8639
    @caelanforeman8639 6 років тому +1

    Only 39 seconds into the video I think I already knew what was going to happen

  • @thecrimsonmeteor
    @thecrimsonmeteor 6 років тому +5

    I NEED to play this game

    • @TheTaleForge
      @TheTaleForge  6 років тому +6

      The game is *probably* Making History: The Calm & The Storm, but there's no way of knowing for certain. Be warned, Steam reviews suggest it may be broken (although more recent reviews suggest that it's been fixed).

  • @LordSeal7
    @LordSeal7 4 роки тому +1

    THESE ARE ALWAYS GOOD I SWAR TO GOD

  • @darthcalyx8986
    @darthcalyx8986 5 років тому +1

    meanwhyile in japan "TENOHAG BANZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @Peter_Turbo4
    @Peter_Turbo4 6 років тому +9

    He should have picked Serbia

  • @shadow931000
    @shadow931000 5 років тому +1

    coolest... teacher... EVER!!

    • @DwarfyDoodad
      @DwarfyDoodad 5 років тому

      If only the teacher existed and this actually happened. It's a 4chan green text underdog story. I mean the whole class cheers when he wins and the teacher calls Anon the most fun player he has ever played against ever in the whole time he has been doing this for 4 years. Because they have to otherwise what's the point in the story.
      It's a made up 4Chan story.

    • @b2crazyeye
      @b2crazyeye 4 роки тому

      DwarfyDoodad obviously but it’s still entertaining to listen to

  • @FayneRogue
    @FayneRogue 6 років тому

    Another awesome reading. Keep up the good work. ^^

  • @Visbee
    @Visbee 5 років тому

    Japan does fucking Pearl Harbor 2.0 at the end lelelelelelel

  • @lemontv7883
    @lemontv7883 6 років тому

    11:14 now thats what i call a bangin teacher

  • @billrich9722
    @billrich9722 3 роки тому

    Cool teacher.

  • @brenwan2190
    @brenwan2190 6 років тому

    of course this is an under dog story.

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 5 років тому +1

    I just want to know what game this is, i quite like strategy games and i would love to play that...

  • @Pax00Imperium
    @Pax00Imperium 6 років тому +8

    Is this teacher in Edmonton? I got a feeling I might know who this is.

    • @leatcanned
      @leatcanned 6 років тому +1

      That or Mr.bear. That guy was awesome! he me ( a nerd w/o friends) play Yoshimitsu during the warring states and totally allowed us to vote to collect together the Philippines and the Koreas to make a massive south china coalition to face off against another class. rather then server an emperor.

    • @mrv4953
      @mrv4953 6 років тому

      If you do what game is this

  • @craigkuhlman6869
    @craigkuhlman6869 5 років тому

    Wait, so basically CoD: Ghosts but 1940s

  • @donuttheturtle2.070
    @donuttheturtle2.070 5 років тому +2

    Bruh I chose Costa Rica I wrecked everyone bcz I made treaties with everyone played the fool so no one noticed me attacked peeps in the class who won’t speak if I ask em too then grew my army no one knew what I was doing I joined both sides by lying since no one ever checked me cause like I said when I was acting no one cared I then took everyone out and then said I was Axis no one was Axis except me Germany and 2 others we still one

  • @MercenaryX21
    @MercenaryX21 6 років тому +1

    I'm really curious about something, what the computer game where they playing?

  • @alexanderchippel
    @alexanderchippel 6 років тому

    dont cry for me argentina

  • @pigl4t1
    @pigl4t1 5 років тому

    Hard carry Argentinians

  • @joshtr-sd3mr
    @joshtr-sd3mr 6 років тому

    This is Amazing!

  • @Hopalongtom
    @Hopalongtom 6 років тому +7

    Pfft "America wouldn't let them get too powerful!" XD Yeah right, those war profiteers supported both sides till their base got attacked!

    • @Peashooter521
      @Peashooter521 6 років тому +3

      Thats just historicly innacurate

  • @perrinbesch40
    @perrinbesch40 6 років тому

    This reminds me of a stupid little game we played in Poly Sci. I was given the warrior nation and given the goal of building my army. Unfortunately, the teacher was one of those idiots who thinks the UN can do no wrong. So when I had my big ass army I decided my neighbor looked tasty and declared war. Even though his capital was less than a day's march from my border the game's rules you must have exactly three times your enemies armies and your enemies allies armies combined else you lose the war immediately and are booted from the game. so even though I had factored that in when I was making allies. one guy was pissed that I wasn't giving him enough land and turned against me. tactics be damned. My industrial advantage and naval dominance ignored by the teacher. The Nation of Spartonia is not allowed to go to war because fuck you outnumbered means outgunned and tactics are for pussies.

  • @Cissonius
    @Cissonius 6 років тому

    10/10

  • @kingcrowbro2486
    @kingcrowbro2486 6 років тому +1

    But the really important question is.....
    Do you still play it?

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 років тому +1

      This guy just reads the stories, not write/live them.

  • @davidwebb4167
    @davidwebb4167 5 років тому +1

    Your teacher is bad at strategy

  • @samwhary5498
    @samwhary5498 6 років тому

    You are very good at RTS huh?

  • @maksudshtrudel1089
    @maksudshtrudel1089 5 років тому

    Is USA the strongest force in your history books, because even though it’s strong our books say it’s not that strong

  • @jameshill2812
    @jameshill2812 4 роки тому +1

    Argentina OP plz nerf

  • @drkinferno72
    @drkinferno72 2 роки тому +1

    What game is it

  • @pandagamer-hg5be
    @pandagamer-hg5be 2 роки тому

    I only have one word for this: *che*

  • @defender9200
    @defender9200 6 років тому +1

    What's the game?

  • @johnnyjohnsonjohn2593
    @johnnyjohnsonjohn2593 3 роки тому

    God I wish I could get all of my brothers to play a 4x game with me, all they ever play is call of duty. It would be so fun to compete against them building empires watching alliances be forged and broken and watching war rage amongst family.

  • @jordanthecommander6977
    @jordanthecommander6977 6 років тому

    Jesus Christ

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 6 років тому

    oh wow lol

  • @Ike_of_pyke
    @Ike_of_pyke 6 років тому

    Fuck yeah Japan

  • @robertd686
    @robertd686 5 років тому

    I don't get why teachers think using a game to showcase history is a good idea...

    • @Disatiere
      @Disatiere 5 років тому +2

      It IS a good idea.
      It engages the people in an actual fn environment where they might want to know more about the units, where games like AOE happilly pack in historical facts.

  • @icygalactic3936
    @icygalactic3936 5 років тому

    7