Honestly, if I stabbed a knight in the chest through their armor, only to not hit anything and be grabbed by the wrist and shown a skull where his face should be, I’d also be very scared.
There's a rogue in my party talking about how he wants to unify all the dragons in the world. He ain't no edgelord, so I'll follow him to the end of the world just to keep him from being one.
@@the_herobriner683 that used to be the case but isn't anymore in DnD 5e. This is due to them changing how healing works, being directly mending the body now rather than it's previous functionality of being a form of channeling Positive Energy.
@@BlueDavrial I don't know every detail about the newest version of D&D, but I do know that in the version I played that was the effect that it had. In this case, it seems they were also playing a version where it was true.
@@the_herobriner683 oh I'm aware, as that's the case in most systems. 5e is the odd one out, and I just figured you might like to know that odd distinction that makes the former fact no longer universal
@@PRGME7 I got a really good Skeleton player race for 5e. 6 hours of inactivity during Long Rests, Arms can be removed and used as a Club(1d6+STR Bludgeoning), and a bunch of other cool shit
Before this video I was considering being a skeleton paladin that hides his secret under full plate armor. Now thanks to you my party won't stop hearing skeleton puns until I perish.
For all your skeleton one liners need: Thanks for throwing me a bone, I've got a bone to pick with you, I don't find this humorous, I could give a sit, grow a spine, give him a gentle ribbing, I can feel it in my bones, are you boned now, you look a bit rattled, my old bones will rest easy, my skull when..., I retired because I didn't have the stomach for it any more, if I had a snake it would be as solid as the rest of me, not to let it rattle their cages, "you'll be meat for this, scum" "no I won't", consider my jimmies rattled, let's not make bones about it, if I could roll my sockets I would, cat bones are out of the body bag, raking up some serious bones, I need some fleshing out, exskeltont (no idea about spelling), hand bones start to sweat, this is against my core morals, we don't bone, my floating ribs, it's rasling time, you better believe I tomb stoned him, he was dead in the first place, same old bag of bones, rattles me just right.
Just remember, if you think your "cyborg" in a gritty low-magic fantasy is Snowflakey.. History has you covered! Götz von Berlichingen, aka: Götz of the Iron Hand, was a Knight that lost a hand to a cannonball and gained an increasingly fancy prosthetic hand, which allowed him to grip his sword, the reins of his horse, a quill.. Cyborg_Knight.exe
...Sphen's head became a Bob.. . Bob is a "character" from the Dresden Files series of books. He's a talking skill who is inhabited by a spirit of knowledge you used to work under a pretty strong Necromancer, and after said Necro was killed, his skull got moved around until it wound up in Dresden's possession. Now he gives Harry advice, as well as ask for romance novels as negotiation materials... Dude's a bit perverted, but it's played for laughs.
Funny thing is 2 of my favorite characters I've played were Skeletons, 1 a horny Bard/lich wanting to steal money, raise an army to conquer the multiverse, and "bone" anything humanoid with a pulse. the other being the skeleton of a mute giant beastmaster with a squirrel as his familiar
I had a brother who played a skeleton character. His name was Madd Ivory and he was fond of luxurious milk baths. He was a rouge with expertise in deception and perception and he pulled off some ridiculous stunts with it, including getting himself a giant boar mount who he called 'turkey leg' And getting out of being caught spying through the BBEG's tower window by pretending to be the town idiot and offering the BBEG some soup. Never finished the campaign, but he was great while he lasted.
So how do you convince your DM to let you play an undead? Remember, the Dead cannot learn new skills. As the old saying goes "The Dead Do not Change." (I think that's a quote from Kai, the undead assassin from the TV series "Lexx", but I'm not sure.) A PC that can't level up will eventually be useless to the party.
RedwoodTheElf set up your whole character up to level (insert how long the dm expects how long the campaign will last) give yourself some form of amnesia from his former life, leveling up and learning new skills is now just “remembering what you already knew” Downside is you’re locked into a path chosen before the campaign started, so you can’t change according to the circumstances of the campaign. Alternatively, find a necromancer willing to “upgrade” you
I can only think of 4 skeletons I know 3 are from undertale and one is from overlord Overlord theme song slowly fills my mind Me: Damn I want to watch that intro again.
Honestly, if I stabbed a knight in the chest through their armor, only to not hit anything and be grabbed by the wrist and shown a skull where his face should be, I’d also be very scared.
and I'm imagining the face bones contorting like the angry dooting meme.
No bones about it, that guy just stepped knee-deep in the doot. That's the the kind of mistake that'll trousle you down to your bones.
fucken rattled
So basically this m.ua-cam.com/video/En_uBUETgjA/v-deo.html
war gaming that exact scene came to mind as soon as I heard it
"When magic isn't an option, the best choice is always explosives." Words to live by.
There's a rogue in my party talking about how he wants to unify all the dragons in the world. He ain't no edgelord, so I'll follow him to the end of the world just to keep him from being one.
That there is loyalty to your fellow man... Keep up the good work!
I would definitely be interested in hearing this story. 👀
So, how'd he do?
We need to know what happened!
So how did it go?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that edgelord really got under his skin.
MrCompassionate01 what skin
Very humorous
Chris Laine *humerus
Yeah I aint rib'n ya when I say this when I would have a bone to pick with that edgelord num skull but when i jaw that they hung him I rattled in joy.
His head was hollow
“I am become macguffin” is the best phrase yet devised to describe all but maybe one of every D&D character I have ever played.
"cleric tries to "lay on hands""
Me, having played a cleric before: *internal screaming*
In case you don't know, cleric healing and harming magic has the opposite effect on undead. Healing spells do damage, damage spells heal.
@@the_herobriner683 that used to be the case but isn't anymore in DnD 5e. This is due to them changing how healing works, being directly mending the body now rather than it's previous functionality of being a form of channeling Positive Energy.
@@BlueDavrial I don't know every detail about the newest version of D&D, but I do know that in the version I played that was the effect that it had. In this case, it seems they were also playing a version where it was true.
@@the_herobriner683 oh I'm aware, as that's the case in most systems. 5e is the odd one out, and I just figured you might like to know that odd distinction that makes the former fact no longer universal
@@BlueDavrial thanks for letting me know. :)
I literally created a sapient skeleton player race based on this very story. The first character who used that race died within a Shambling Mound.
Syrbyrys how does it work?
@@PRGME7 I got a really good Skeleton player race for 5e. 6 hours of inactivity during Long Rests, Arms can be removed and used as a Club(1d6+STR Bludgeoning), and a bunch of other cool shit
@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 can I get link to the skeleton race if you have it online?
I like to think, deep down, we all have a skeleton character inside each of us~
OH MY *FUCKING* GOD
The Alchemist King I guess that joke hit your funny bone
PRGME7 sans is that you
*I am a skeleton.*
Doot nice
All these puns are a real rib tickler.
Well that’s humerus
(Slaps the back of your head) stop it...damn it, I'm smiling.
@@michelveilleux1275 calm down papyrus, he didn't mean to RATTLE your jimmies
@@aj_the_infamous1013 (grits teeth furiously) stop it! 🤣
@@michelveilleux1275 arnt skeletons always grinning?
The bone puns.
THE GODDAMN BONE PUNS
MalWave There to many!!! XD
S P O O K Y S C A R Y SKELETONS
Atleast Doomguy apreciates memes
That tickled my funny bone.
that reference sent shivers down my spine
an audience with my Privates is now my Favorite Euphemism
Just hope the audience isn't disappointed.
Before this video I was considering being a skeleton paladin that hides his secret under full plate armor. Now thanks to you my party won't stop hearing skeleton puns until I perish.
Time well spent after the body's best buy date
I feel this is prelude to the Overlord anime I dunno why.
There's no strangly-named knight at the start, so probably not.
Wait they made a anime based on the overlord games?
The hell?
Sgt. Wolf THERE ARE OVERLORD *GAMES?!*
@@thealchemistking4063 No the over lord games they are referring to are old and made before the anime or possibly even the manga was conceived.
@@FinallyAlone No Neither are related. The games came before the anime even existed.
puns on puns on puns. Fantastic XD
"... sometimes i'm a pun machine, but always a skeleton."
*_SANS_*
"I am become McGuffin, Derailer of Campaigns."
lmao
For all your skeleton one liners need:
Thanks for throwing me a bone, I've got a bone to pick with you, I don't find this humorous, I could give a sit, grow a spine, give him a gentle ribbing, I can feel it in my bones, are you boned now, you look a bit rattled, my old bones will rest easy, my skull when..., I retired because I didn't have the stomach for it any more, if I had a snake it would be as solid as the rest of me, not to let it rattle their cages, "you'll be meat for this, scum" "no I won't", consider my jimmies rattled, let's not make bones about it, if I could roll my sockets I would, cat bones are out of the body bag, raking up some serious bones, I need some fleshing out, exskeltont (no idea about spelling), hand bones start to sweat, this is against my core morals, we don't bone, my floating ribs, it's rasling time, you better believe I tomb stoned him, he was dead in the first place, same old bag of bones, rattles me just right.
I can only hope that we get to hear about skeleton bro’s RP as a lawyer in a magical Victorian setting one day.
Just remember, if you think your "cyborg" in a gritty low-magic fantasy is Snowflakey.. History has you covered!
Götz von Berlichingen, aka: Götz of the Iron Hand, was a Knight that lost a hand to a cannonball and gained an increasingly fancy prosthetic hand, which allowed him to grip his sword, the reins of his horse, a quill..
Cyborg_Knight.exe
‘The best choice is always explosive’ twitch would approve
The entire Party would approve lol
It’s him
*It’s Sans Undertale*
Cheese Wizard the undertail knight
Sams undertal
More like a more serious papyrus
It's Ness
SANESSS
"ERP is nearly impossible"
As a deep fan of the undertale fandom, I'm here to tell you otherwise
*F o n t c e s t*
@The Alchemist King what the fuck
Froot Juice what? Can’t handle the *F A N D O M R Y!*
The Alchemist King I stoped watching the bee movie to respond to this comment I hope you’re happy
@@TenBillionAnts sounds like he did you a favour mate
So basically
"I used That Guy to destroy That Guy"
Dude, all characters are skeletons, with a varied amount of flesh attatched
first time i heard somebody use the insult douchecanue correctly
Guess that skeleton came out of the closet.
I am skulltown jelly? No! I am skeleton jelly!
"I dub thee Sir Skellington"
Remember, some people play as bears and raptors and NPCs are none the wiser.
I never played D&D yet, but I have a character prepped and ready and it’s a skeleton, but not only a skeleton, a magical skeleton!
Well this adventure is Boneapartely amazing
these skely puns are good :3 i'm satisfied
I loved that this man makes puns and he gets a chuckle of me but this guy says chuckle fuck I fucking die
I can only imagine this guy in the voice of skeletor
...Sphen's head became a Bob.. .
Bob is a "character" from the Dresden Files series of books. He's a talking skill who is inhabited by a spirit of knowledge you used to work under a pretty strong Necromancer, and after said Necro was killed, his skull got moved around until it wound up in Dresden's possession. Now he gives Harry advice, as well as ask for romance novels as negotiation materials... Dude's a bit perverted, but it's played for laughs.
Funny thing is 2 of my favorite characters I've played were Skeletons, 1 a horny Bard/lich wanting to steal money, raise an army to conquer the multiverse, and "bone" anything humanoid with a pulse. the other being the skeleton of a mute giant beastmaster with a squirrel as his familiar
So the fleshless being without a pule boned things with a puls?
Hypocrite
This gives me an idea for a character playing an Ice Pixie, disguised as a Frost Giant using a Preminant Image
I find this these puns humorous how ever I don’t have the guts make some good puns
"Who are you:?"
AINS OWEL GOWNS
The puns are amazing
OMFG I'm dying and there's a whole part 2 still to go x'D
this comment section is like looking at a bunch of undertale fans roleplaying
NEH HEH HEH!
yellowpig 10 And it is absolutely glorious!
PLEASE for the love of god take it back, not all skelly bois like undertale
R A T T L E ME B O N E S
The bone puns... STAHP IT SKELETOR! XD
No wizards summoning shotguns? What kind of depraved game is this?
Knighted? Sir Bones!
I see your demons are talking to you again warlock... how are they
When will you learn? When will you LEARN! That your actions have CONSEQUENCES!
**is skeleton**
**tells puns**
*(megalovania intensifies)*
Henlo yis, am local grem.
Want buy food? Sharps?
Am sell many thing, dirt cheap.
Loads magic, only slight explode risk.
I wish to play the grem. Grem is gud. Grem is great.
Yes I'll take your finest magic sticks. Gotta lead them kobolds right, ya know.
HOI I’m temmie!
He had a Skele-ton of fun with this character, didn't he? I mean I found all of this very humerus and it tickled my funny bone so much.
His name is a bone oun dammit!
I'd do the same thing, but this calls for one thing... "RATTLE ME BONES!"
I had a brother who played a skeleton character. His name was Madd Ivory and he was fond of luxurious milk baths. He was a rouge with expertise in deception and perception and he pulled off some ridiculous stunts with it, including getting himself a giant boar mount who he called 'turkey leg' And getting out of being caught spying through the BBEG's tower window by pretending to be the town idiot and offering the BBEG some soup. Never finished the campaign, but he was great while he lasted.
Who's watching in 1897
Byzantium are you even relevant after 1492?
Sum Arbor are you even relevant now?
Possibly.
So how do you convince your DM to let you play an undead? Remember, the Dead cannot learn new skills. As the old saying goes "The Dead Do not Change." (I think that's a quote from Kai, the undead assassin from the TV series "Lexx", but I'm not sure.)
A PC that can't level up will eventually be useless to the party.
RedwoodTheElf set up your whole character up to level (insert how long the dm expects how long the campaign will last) give yourself some form of amnesia from his former life, leveling up and learning new skills is now just “remembering what you already knew”
Downside is you’re locked into a path chosen before the campaign started, so you can’t change according to the circumstances of the campaign.
Alternatively, find a necromancer willing to “upgrade” you
oh god...the puns.
(Fighting the big bad evil guy)
Do you wanna have a bad time?
Currently playing a skeleton Osteomancy wizard. Name: Bones McGillicuddy
I was expecting a skellibard. But this is more awesome.
Sven lived not twice, but thrice!
double, skeleton, a skeleton inside of a bigger skeleton
Players like this are fucking legends
These puns really rattle my bones
omg this is freaking awesome.
THE BONE PUNS
This feels like a mix between Sans and Skullduggery pleasant
Lounges&Legalese, a game about the interpersonal conflicts in a 80s NY accountancy firm: "I play as a skeleton"
....... One of my players plays as a 4th Wall breaking burning Skeletal Reaper..... I actually like him doing that.
You better believed I tombstoned him
Best part
Don't give up mister skeleton!
This... is quality content.
I love skeletons and necromancers
I'd love to see a list of the rest of your skele-jokes.
You know, I've heard this story before, but watching it again now, after seeing Goblin Slayer? The resemblance is uncanny.
It's either sans or eins from fuckin overlord and I love it
I also role play as a skeleton
This has inspired me to make a skelington farmer who uses dirt to drown people
I just noticed on 2:57 or 58 you tried to stifle a laugh from one of these puns
so..... many..... bone puns.....
I want "Talented with Dickery" on my business cards
My friend once came up with a skeleton but no one knew he was a skeleton. Whenever you ask, he convinces you only that he is not a skeleton
I think I'm playing a Game with this Guy's Long-Lost Brother, where everything he plays is Zombies. XD
Never takes off armour, sounds like goblin slayer.
RATTLE ME BONES!
These puns are cancerous. I love them 😂
This video spooked me
Just for me
21:15
It's hard to climb a mountain of salt.
Oh I love this story
lets see, skeleton... check, cringey puns...check, awesome fighter... check. must be sans from undertale.
I can only think of 4 skeletons I know 3 are from undertale and one is from overlord
Overlord theme song slowly fills my mind
Me: Damn I want to watch that intro again.
hello sans ! That rogue really had a bad time
Wait... Sphen needs to meet Morte
Ser Daniel Fortesque would be proud
I can imagine the narrator narrating an audiobook about the civil war
ALL THE FUCKING SKELITON JOKES!!!!
This really tickled my funny bone
3:19 - Enough of the puns.
BTFO means Blown The Fuck Out in this instance