Everything Wrong With Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes

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  • @Venator2015
    @Venator2015 9 років тому +149

    The sign language thing is actually pretty well-founded, because we see in Rise that Maurice was a circus Orangutan who was taught how to sign. Caesar is genetically modified and is also taught over the span of a couple years how to sign. It makes sense that after the other apes get modified, their primary language would be sign, because that's the language both Maurice and Caesar could teach.

  • @douglaslyckholm1857
    @douglaslyckholm1857 8 років тому +1661

    Just imagine sitting next to CinemasSins in the theater must be annoying af

    • @greenclawclip
      @greenclawclip 7 років тому +88

      The Damn Train I don’t think he’s going to yell out all the cons of the movie he’s watching

    • @red7standingby359
      @red7standingby359 6 років тому +10

      Kim Jong-Un that would be sooo fun

    • @delugesofgrandeur
      @delugesofgrandeur 5 років тому +76

      I think it would be the constant dinging that would finally drive me mad. Who brings a bell to a movie theater, seriously.

    • @theUglyManowar
      @theUglyManowar 5 років тому +10

      yep I would have to choke him out. Like the annoying prick at a magic show that doesn't realize that the rest of us are voluntarily suspending disbelief for entertainment's sake. As if we actually believe in magic? Uh.. dude it's a magic show just enjoy yourself. an unchecked ego unable to control it's self import easily inspires contempt.
      Conversely...
      It's cinema sins. So I am here to enjoy the dings.

    • @night06phere35
      @night06phere35 4 роки тому +6

      @@greenclawclip it's a joke

  • @darkwolf6122
    @darkwolf6122 8 років тому +984

    Also, those damn assault rifles were shooting more than 30 rounds in that movie. 1 sin for infinite ammo.

    • @romanmadaus9176
      @romanmadaus9176 8 років тому +46

      +dark wolf They didn't bring any spare ammo, and apes have no pockets. They would have been out of bullets in seconds.

    • @darkwolf6122
      @darkwolf6122 8 років тому +8

      exactly lol

    • @daveholden6299
      @daveholden6299 8 років тому +31

      I thought at leat 1000 sins for the infinite ammo M16s that wouldve been dry after that opening volley. Even if someone whos never seen a gun before and has the manual dexterity of a 1 year old, did magically know how to reload, they clearly were carrying no extra magazines or any other kit. Thats at least 1000 sins, right?

    • @darkwolf6122
      @darkwolf6122 8 років тому +9

      +Dave Holden hell yeah it is lol when I first saw this movie I was thinking the apes unlocked a cheat mod or something.

    • @NesqRunner
      @NesqRunner 8 років тому +8

      Also how the fuck those stupid monkeys shoot so accurate?

  • @GentM2015
    @GentM2015 9 років тому +2850

    One of the Best Movies of the year.

    • @Anonymos185
      @Anonymos185 9 років тому +92

      Rocket Raccoon You know what he meant

    • @GreekAssasin101
      @GreekAssasin101 9 років тому +137

      Rocket Raccoon
      he said THE year not THIS year.

    • @GreekAssasin101
      @GreekAssasin101 9 років тому +11

      i know you know he knows you know what he means

    • @Pr0PanicPhil
      @Pr0PanicPhil 9 років тому +47

      The humans were boring as shit in this movie...

    • @Druid75
      @Druid75 9 років тому +4

      agreed love this movie

  • @horseenthusiast9903
    @horseenthusiast9903 8 років тому +738

    When Caesar was assumed dead, I felt like there could have been a sin for ripping off Shakespeare's Julius Caesar when Brutus and the other conspirators yell, "Caesar is dead!" Just me, though.

    • @FanUpFaker
      @FanUpFaker 8 років тому +13

      The 70's movie saga was adapted from a book inspired by Caesar's reign. This is the modern adaptation.

    • @turtz3819
      @turtz3819 8 років тому +3

      oh sh*t

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 8 років тому +3

      BooBooKitty Fuct In Ancient Rome, the Ceaser was what the emperor is to ancient China

    • @xkindredxsoulsxxx4195
      @xkindredxsoulsxxx4195 7 років тому +5

      +DragonHeart 12 but the first man to fill that role was Julius Ceaser and the office so to speak was named for him.

    • @jaibattle696
      @jaibattle696 5 років тому +10

      There is no such thing as “ripping off” Shakespeare. Technically, all of modern entertainment is a rip off of Shakespeare’s stories. He paved the way for the writing of all modern day films and movies

  • @MelBrooksFan78
    @MelBrooksFan78 9 років тому +3041

    You guys forgot the most important sin: the title of the two movies. How does one rise BEFORE the dawn?

    • @atomosvrial1708
      @atomosvrial1708 9 років тому +526

      MelBrooksFan78 get up early

    • @Saber_of_Truth
      @Saber_of_Truth 9 років тому +40

      (E=MC2)

    • @MrBX5
      @MrBX5 9 років тому +47

      MelBrooksFan78 dawn from the next day I guess.

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 9 років тому +50

      +MelBrooksFan78 If you live at a high enough latitude, you always rise before dawn in the winter. Unless you're a slacker who sleeps in or something. Same thing in the summer for a low latitude.

    • @atomosvrial1708
      @atomosvrial1708 9 років тому +9

      ZorotheGallade ooh me me, im a slacker.

  • @NBACoDGaming
    @NBACoDGaming 9 років тому +1116

    My favorite movie of 2014. Not that i didn't enjoy this video, it was hilarious.
    And btw, does Andy Serkis have an oscar yet? Cuz' if he doesn't, i believe that's illegal

    • @NBACoDGaming
      @NBACoDGaming 9 років тому +7

      ***** True, my friend

    • @DrNaviMD
      @DrNaviMD 9 років тому +51

      NBACoDGaming The academy doesn't take MoCap into consideration, which is stupid.

    • @NBACoDGaming
      @NBACoDGaming 9 років тому +8

      passthetoiletpaper Didn't know that. I agree,really stupid

    • @scrawled_inblack9882
      @scrawled_inblack9882 9 років тому +16

      You're right sir it is illegal.

    • @jackreynolds9675
      @jackreynolds9675 7 років тому +35

      zTxmi The year is now 2017, DiCaprio has an Oscar and yet Andy Serkis still doesn't have one!

  • @nohomers100
    @nohomers100 8 років тому +851

    only thing wrong with this movie is that it ended...

    • @betterthannoone7636
      @betterthannoone7636 3 роки тому +15

      @abc.animal514 these movies just kept getting better and better

    • @seanmckinney6334
      @seanmckinney6334 3 роки тому +3

      @@betterthannoone7636 hope he does everything great with

    • @Friendly_Neighborhood_Edgelord
      @Friendly_Neighborhood_Edgelord 3 роки тому +7

      My only complaint is how the hell are the Apes even hitting any of the shots with guns? None of then have ever used a Firearm before. The only one who has is Koba and that was point blank as well

    • @ThunderingG
      @ThunderingG 3 роки тому +5

      @@Friendly_Neighborhood_Edgelord yes and also the fact that horses easily carry multiple monkeys/gorillas on their backs 😂

    • @fazeshot5757
      @fazeshot5757 3 роки тому +1

      @@Friendly_Neighborhood_Edgelord they shoot randomly

  • @Mhj30596xxok
    @Mhj30596xxok 9 років тому +715

    "Let's face it, the only reason Caesar's kid got scarred is so we'd know which one he is"
    ...That's racist.
    *ding!*

    • @aleksfoxtrot8044
      @aleksfoxtrot8044 4 роки тому +3

      😂 same thing went through my mind.

    • @2bituser569
      @2bituser569 4 роки тому +4

      CO - 10ZZ - Castlebrooke SS (2692)
      Or rather Specism.

    • @thebigguns5172
      @thebigguns5172 4 роки тому +3

      They should do that with black guys I can't who's who.

    • @MarcellusMaize
      @MarcellusMaize 4 роки тому +13

      @@thebigguns5172 😐

    • @thebigguns5172
      @thebigguns5172 4 роки тому

      @@MarcellusMaize why are you making sad face?

  • @JakkFrost1
    @JakkFrost1 8 років тому +407

    "I guess these apes evolved crying in 10 years? Did becoming intelligent mean their physiology changed?"
    Well, it certainly seems to mean their vocal cords changed enough to be able to produce human speech, so I don't see why not.

    • @tomtay9013
      @tomtay9013 4 роки тому +5

      Did u not watch the first movie or what

    • @lolstars3867
      @lolstars3867 4 роки тому +2

      Tom Tay replying to a comment made 4 years ago sure will give u a reply huh?

    • @tomtay9013
      @tomtay9013 4 роки тому +1

      LOL STARS I be surprised if he answer

    • @ReroutedYearAD
      @ReroutedYearAD 4 роки тому +4

      Amazingly a number of apes can also speak like their relatives. Also, crows and ravens can also speak human tongues.

    • @theanalyzer5396
      @theanalyzer5396 3 роки тому +8

      Chimps can make some words in various languages but not near enough to speak competently so we teach them sign language

  • @averagejoe6617
    @averagejoe6617 9 років тому +74

    "Ceaser, weak"
    "Koba, weaker"
    Ape measuring contest XD

  • @kennethsatria6607
    @kennethsatria6607 8 років тому +207

    I just realised the bear thing, but maybe it was from a zoo? Idk, they might have missed that part

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 4 роки тому +25

      Without humans around, it would not be unlikely for wildlife to return to areas it was driven away from.

    • @kanishkkarnani2349
      @kanishkkarnani2349 3 роки тому +8

      There are 40,000 black bears in California

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 3 роки тому +10

      @@kanishkkarnani2349 The bear in the film is a grizzly.

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 2 роки тому

      @@Durwood71
      Yeah, it probably moved into the area from elsewhere.

  • @ItsmeInternetStranger
    @ItsmeInternetStranger 9 років тому +271

    Really? You didn't take 10 sins off for the shot of an ape dual wielding machine guns riding a horse through a fire in slow motion? I'm not sure you even saw the movie, CinemaSins.

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 9 років тому +67

      Wouldn't that contradict sin #65 "Koba does his best Dance with the Wolves impression and similarly does not get shot"

    • @eLGiGaming
      @eLGiGaming 9 років тому

      nerd much ey

    • @taylor0000027
      @taylor0000027 9 років тому +1

      No why would he take a sin off for that? The movie looks like absolute shit....

    • @ItsmeInternetStranger
      @ItsmeInternetStranger 9 років тому +22

      taylor0000027 Good sir is it an APE WITH TWO LMGS RIDING A HORSE THROUGH FIRE IN SLOW MOTION. That's just a beautiful thing that truly captures why film, as a medium, needs to exist.

    • @asepsisaficionado7376
      @asepsisaficionado7376 9 років тому

      Miyamoto Fan and it looks fucking fake as shit

  • @professornebula6545
    @professornebula6545 9 років тому +387

    I have to say that I really, truly loved this movie. It was amazing.
    What I find particularly interesting is that the conflict between the humans and the other apes, largely mirrors an extremely huge historical conflict between two species: Humans and Neanderthals
    Neanderthals were wiped out by Humans primarily because when Neanderthals and Homosapiens found each other, Homosapiens largely outnumbered each other. It's true that many species maintain a harmony between each other, but neanderthals were far too similar to humans for conflict not to arise. Neanderthals basically did everything that humans did, perhaps very slightly less advanced, but they were so similar to humans they were able to mate with us. Humans outnumbered them, and we slowly destroyed them in a conflict for territory.
    This movie is almost like a reflection of that, but with the roles reversed: The Chimpanzees, Orangutans, and Gorillas slowly are becoming more advanced than Humans. In the film, humans are largely devastated in their population and intelligent apes have now largely outnumbered them. They're becoming more advanced, and their numbers were rising, and in a conflict for territory, they wipe out humans.
    What's really interesting is to note that humans themselves are apes too. If Neanderthals had had larger populations, they very well may have become the dominant species and created a society. Even today, people don't realize just how intelligent apes (Besides Humans) are. Chimpanzees show an extreme aggressiveness towards other species, which includes coordinated attacks, that resemble human aggressiveness. Gorillas on the other hand, are a very peaceful species which have a hierarchical society. Orangutans are the most intelligent of them, and display a capacity for extreme puzzle solving. Besides even that, they all show the capacity to learn sign language, and even understand spoken language from humans.
    Humans are so confident that we are the dominant species and always will be, but there are several other species which display an evolutionary capacity to form a complex culture in time. Some may say that we wouldn't allow it to happen, but at the rate that humans seem to be going, we may very well bring about our own extinction, leaving the ground for another species to hold the candle.
    The buildings and towns we leave behind would be but an ancient relic to them of a destroyed species. Afterall, we've found several sights of burial that even have structures similar to graves, and these graves belonged to Neanderthals. An ancient relic of a destroyed species...

    • @aloha2302
      @aloha2302 9 років тому +17

      +Dr Gammaray It would've been pretty damn cool if they'd played around with that idea. I don't think the writers did that on purpose...they just wanted to get to the point of the original series.

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 9 років тому +10

      +Dr Gammaray Not to mention that Neanderthals are actually thought to have had a greater intelligence than Homo Sapiens.

    • @professornebula6545
      @professornebula6545 8 років тому +8

      Alexander Tarafdar I'm already aware of the fact that humans and neanderthals mated with each other, but there is no consensus that humans and neanderthals coexisted, at least not in the way you're implying. We fought with each other for territory because of our high similarity and therefore need for similar resources. The most likely scenario that was ultimately responsible for the fall of the neanderthals is that the males were killed in these disputes, and the females were taken and mated with. Eventually in a combination of both murder and mating, their species became integrated into our own and subsequently ceased to exist.

    • @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass
      @SethSolomonSputnikSpyglass 8 років тому

      WELL PUT

    • @professornebula6545
      @professornebula6545 8 років тому +6

      Kevin Mcglynn That's nice, honey.

  • @TravisMackie12ft4
    @TravisMackie12ft4 8 років тому +119

    Dunno if anyone caught this, but it was X-Men The Last Stand, not United.

    • @superbombgaming9068
      @superbombgaming9068 8 років тому +3

      Wait but wasn't X2 called X2: Xmen United or something like that...?

    • @thekelvh
      @thekelvh 6 років тому +1

      Yes, but the GG bridge was not destroyed in that movie.

  • @gengar5863
    @gengar5863 9 років тому +380

    This was my favorite movie of 2014 hands down, but I still loved this.

  • @Jan_Pan
    @Jan_Pan 9 років тому +282

    yes actually i would expect the germans to know english

    • @nigghcko8479
      @nigghcko8479 7 років тому +17

      thank you from germany the land where most people not even understand the southern dialects of their own language

    • @alieninthevideo441
      @alieninthevideo441 6 років тому +1

      As an American I agree.

    • @theonethatwon8946
      @theonethatwon8946 6 років тому +17

      jan balder yeah I'm pretty sure German kids are required to learn English

    • @Platin42
      @Platin42 5 років тому +1

      @@nigghcko8479 I am from the south of germany and don't even understand it.

    • @escanor8798
      @escanor8798 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah me too but reallity is that some germans dont wanna learn english ..

  • @artisteization
    @artisteization 9 років тому +40

    Just saying. #64: Apes actually have superb forearm strength. They could very well take almost 100% of Assault Rifle Recoil.

  • @aaronseidl5941
    @aaronseidl5941 8 років тому +69

    That moment you realize the intro to this movie is Pandemic the board game.

  • @TheTrueMerrio
    @TheTrueMerrio 9 років тому +112

    So, Commissioner Gordon, who do we need to look in other cities?
    "Everyone who's not infected or is inmune"
    S-sir? Everyone?
    "EEEVEEERYYYYOOOONEEEE!"

  • @ori0n_ssb
    @ori0n_ssb 9 років тому +79

    Did you SERIOUSLY use Phil Collin's "You'll Be In My Heart" for that? Because that was glorious.

  • @iHimmyNeutron
    @iHimmyNeutron 9 років тому +202

    When will the comment section rise above the stale and repetitive comments that plague each cinema sin video. He's been pointing out minor things and nitpicking since this channel started so why, on every video do you people whine about things "not being a real sin".

    • @Shadow07Warrior1989
      @Shadow07Warrior1989 9 років тому +20

      (Whispering) Psst! Hey, buddy, over here!
      As I always say: "Never underestimate the stupidity of human kind"
      The comment section is full of "not being a real sin" because they're stupid. Simple as that.

    • @jacksaunders3953
      @jacksaunders3953 9 років тому +6

      There are two things that go on forever. Human stupidity and the universe and I'm not so sure about the universe - Albert Einstein.

    • @flynnthorington
      @flynnthorington 9 років тому +3

      it's like they think this is a film review channel or something...

    • @DeRockMedia
      @DeRockMedia 9 років тому +2

      Is it nitpicky for people to get upset at one being nitpicky, I just blew your mind o.O

    • @EndeAbgrunds
      @EndeAbgrunds 9 років тому +1

      This only happens when they do a sin video for something other than a Michael Bay film.

  • @DarthBiomech
    @DarthBiomech 9 років тому +144

    Well, about guns and akimbos, actually average chimp is about two times as strong as average human. But in real life that costs them ability to make accurate and precise movements, if I remember things correctly (their neurons have little control over how much of the muscle to contract).

    • @TotallyNotAFox
      @TotallyNotAFox 9 років тому +40

      Don`t forget the recoil of 1 M249 per arm, while riding a horse. Kinda impossible, even for chimps

    • @DarthBiomech
      @DarthBiomech 9 років тому +36

      fredener1
      Weeeeeell... This is when "Rule Of Cool" starts to take an effect.

    • @TotallyNotAFox
      @TotallyNotAFox 9 років тому +7

      Darth Biomech "Hey coool effects, woop woop, - chimp akimbo style" - Thoughts of the producer XD

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 9 років тому +7

      Darth Biomech Rule of Cool is the most important of the Rules of Nature. #nanomachinesson

    • @Illidreth
      @Illidreth 9 років тому +2

      Android 19 Caesar could break the president in two.
      With his bare hands.

  • @Datruthshines
    @Datruthshines 9 років тому +80

    I don't understand the arguing about this movie. Of course talking Apes are unrealistic but it is just a movie for entertainment purposes and as far as entertainment is concerned, I like this movie because it was well done for a recent Planet Apes movie. Faaaar better than what Mark Wahlberg starred in years ago. People looking for 100% reality in movies are dumb.

    • @jackmrsich3178
      @jackmrsich3178 3 роки тому +5

      People were arguing because the movie about talking apes shooting guns was unrealistic? People are dumb.

    • @TheGoober019
      @TheGoober019 3 роки тому

      Just like video games
      Realistic isnt always fun and entertaining
      Dumb ideas can always be entertaining
      Including the original planet of the apes

  • @SuperSalamieBrotTV
    @SuperSalamieBrotTV 9 років тому +187

    Actually we germans learn english in school :)

    • @georgeconnett7812
      @georgeconnett7812 9 років тому +38

      Damn, in England we have to learn Spanish or French. I would have loved to learn German at school.

    • @tobiasl.726
      @tobiasl.726 9 років тому +32

      George Connett No you wouldn't :D

    • @666mrq
      @666mrq 9 років тому +3

      George Connett, In Finland, we learn English and Swedish.

    • @TheDrogon98
      @TheDrogon98 9 років тому +2

      George Connett I learned german in my school. What part of England you live?

    • @theonewholearns2711
      @theonewholearns2711 9 років тому +1

      Ring Cross i'm learning english and french in school

  • @GeckoNovice
    @GeckoNovice 9 років тому +60

    Forgot to add a sin for the apes having bottomless magazines in their rifles during the big charge. They had M4 rifles with standard 30 round STANAG magazines and didn't have extras on them, so they should have emptied all their ammo during the first bit of shooting and then all have been out (except for the two M249s).

    • @josueluna7532
      @josueluna7532 9 років тому +9

      GeckoNovice calm down battlefield

    • @GeckoNovice
      @GeckoNovice 9 років тому +1

      Sun God Just a gripe I have with alot of movies, these bottomless magazines for guns.

    • @GeckoNovice
      @GeckoNovice 9 років тому +7

      ***** For all guns, movies always give firearms infinite ammunition and bottomless magazines.

    • @serbdetritus182
      @serbdetritus182 9 років тому +1

      Sun God He's actually found an actual sin.
      Most of the sins Cinema Sins found in this movie aren't that bad...

    • @omarmickelson1204
      @omarmickelson1204 9 років тому

      GeckoNovice Unless, they're the bad guys, because you know...plot convenience!

  • @KartalaBreed
    @KartalaBreed 6 років тому +9

    At 9:01 I assumed Blue Eyes was able to cry because he's third generation. Caesar already has eyes similar to a human with a white sclera, and Caesar's son has more human-like eyes, so I assumed it was plausible the physiology changed a bit, allowing him to cry.

  • @billingtonmarc25
    @billingtonmarc25 9 років тому +30

    Most Germans do know a least a bit of English. It's us English speakers who are unilingual for the most part.

    • @lionhead123
      @lionhead123 9 років тому

      yet Germans usually refuse to speak it, just like French people.

    • @Blaackys
      @Blaackys 9 років тому +11

      lionhead123 We don't really refuse to speak English, we just don't like speaking English because of our horrible accent.
      English is almost like a second language in Germany.

    • @KadenWarrior
      @KadenWarrior 9 років тому +15

      "We're American... Wich means we actively avoid learning or caring about other cultures." *ding*

    • @Superibis.
      @Superibis. 9 років тому +2

      Blaackys I agree ^^ It's the same problem in France ^^

    • @jasonli678
      @jasonli678 9 років тому

      lol english is a derivative of german.

  • @tizianosoprano2047
    @tizianosoprano2047 9 років тому +232

    If you run into a giant group of germans in the woods, you should expect them to understand english. In my opinion English is the most important subject in german schools.

    • @tizianosoprano2047
      @tizianosoprano2047 9 років тому +10

      They are less important, especially biology

    • @Unknownmonkey13
      @Unknownmonkey13 9 років тому +9

      EliteWookie Then sir, I am afraid I have to be the one to say: You are stupid as fuck and should not procreate to avoid your stupidity to infect the human race further.

    • @tizianosoprano2047
      @tizianosoprano2047 9 років тому +30

      The fuck? Do you know anything about german schools?

    • @staryoshi06
      @staryoshi06 9 років тому +3

      +Unknownmonkey13 have you been to a german school? (i havent, but i assume you havent either)

    • @Dimstarfan
      @Dimstarfan 9 років тому +7

      +Unknownmonkey13 You're being unnecessarily rude. Elite obviously has more knowledge about German schools than you do.

  • @iampumpkinbread9727
    @iampumpkinbread9727 8 років тому +72

    This is how Winston got smart

  • @judemagann9146
    @judemagann9146 9 років тому +12

    There are bears in California; black bears. Grizzly bears went extinct here in 1922, but yes, the attack bear was a grizzly, so sin forgiven.

  • @ig33ku
    @ig33ku 9 років тому +55

    Chimp are what? $ to 6 times stronger than us? "Recoil? We laugh at recoil!!"

    • @desmondng5375
      @desmondng5375 9 років тому +70

      Tell me, how much is a 'dollar' time stronger?

    • @ig33ku
      @ig33ku 9 років тому +8

      Desmond Ng What world you live in that the dollar is not stronger than any man? lol and it's the 4 with a shift.

    • @lionhead123
      @lionhead123 9 років тому +20

      ig33ku
      well it should be $ to ^ times then.

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode 9 років тому +32

      They may be physically stronger, but they are much less precise. We have more control over our finer motor functions. So, yes, I suppose an ape could hold up a gun like that easily but his aim would be only slightly better then that of a Stormtrooper.

    • @ig33ku
      @ig33ku 9 років тому

      Billy, the loser who sits on his ass all day playing video games. Wit is wasted on you.

  • @tomsawyer5172
    @tomsawyer5172 9 років тому +14

    AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO NOTICED THAT ALL GUNS IN THIS MOVIE HAVE INFINITE AMMO FROM 1 FULL MAGAZINE OF CARTRIDGES? HOW?!

  • @DittoMaster6
    @DittoMaster6 9 років тому +15

    The name of the next one: Rise of the Dawn of the Purpose of the Planet of the Apes.
    BRILLIANT, *BRILLIANT, I SAY!!!!!!!!*

    • @emilymg1
      @emilymg1 5 років тому

      GENIOUS I TELL YOU

  • @VoVina111
    @VoVina111 9 років тому +31

    I generally enjoy your videos but I stopped halfway through this one because almost each one of your "sins" could actually be answered. it's unbelievable.

    • @ScottishMuskateers
      @ScottishMuskateers 9 років тому +32

      ***** You are seeing who wrote this comment, right?

    • @VoVina111
      @VoVina111 9 років тому +7

      ***** I know it's not serious, I see what you mean, and I'm not angry or anything, it just got really irritating for me watching the video because each sin I could literally answer in my head right away, and generally in other videos, there would be more legit sins than this. (I feel like if the guy thought about them more he'd understand them.) Oh well, I guess this movie was just that good! haha :D

    • @Sean30129
      @Sean30129 9 років тому

      Caesar Hey Caesar, what happend when at the end of the movie when the military came to fight you and your group of apes. Did you apes lose to the humans?

    • @harrykurakula6390
      @harrykurakula6390 9 років тому +3

      Sean30129 I don't think so.. It looks like they became best friends and someone actually created a UA-cam account for Caesar..Yaay..., We can now watch Caesar movies on UA-cam

    • @Sean30129
      @Sean30129 9 років тому

      Harry Kurakula Wait what?

  • @larssrensen4353
    @larssrensen4353 Рік тому +3

    Also, how come the humans didn't seem to know about intelligent ape's escape to the woods after the stand-off on the bridge?
    How come such a story seemed to be forgotten ....

  • @adamdickinson2894
    @adamdickinson2894 4 роки тому +9

    I really love the opening montage, think it does a brilliant job of condensing the fall of humanity in a couple of minutes

    • @Aldiraider
      @Aldiraider 6 місяців тому

      Well it could have been much better and longer. I actually had to search for it later how much time passed between Rise and Dawn or how many people died from the Virus.
      Also i would have liked to see whats happened with JamesFranco´s Character.

  • @yzbrian
    @yzbrian 4 роки тому +8

    Just noticed how the intro of this movie is basically warning us for Corona

    • @uncannyvalley2350
      @uncannyvalley2350 3 роки тому +4

      Or any virus outbreak?
      Corona is not the only virus known to man

    • @AJ0223
      @AJ0223 4 місяці тому

      Predictive programming for event 201

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl2361 4 роки тому +1

    The scene where the apes start shouting 'GO' at the humans is...fucking terrifying. It would sit very well in a horror movie.

  • @diepssuarez2676
    @diepssuarez2676 5 років тому +12

    Come on you gotta admit the opening was one of the best ever.

    • @Aldiraider
      @Aldiraider 6 місяців тому

      Well it could have been much better and longer. I actually had to search for it later how much time passed between Rise and Dawn or how many people died from the Virus.
      Also i would have liked to see whats happened with JamesFranco´s Character.

  • @tori6678
    @tori6678 9 років тому +19

    Be prepared, fellow commenters. For below, you will see a lot of angry Germans because of their misunderstanding on sin 17.

    • @tori6678
      @tori6678 9 років тому

      Happy commenting (:

  • @wallydee
    @wallydee Рік тому +4

    The opening of this movie hits hard after the covid pandemic

  • @philippaul6039
    @philippaul6039 9 років тому +6

    I swear Andy Serkis shows more emotion and awesomeness at acting then everyone in this movie! He should be the go to guy when it comes to ANY animated creature.

  • @piperskalka3909
    @piperskalka3909 6 років тому +4

    0:30
    We interrupt this movie about apes to bring you a game of Plague, Inc.

  • @senmejune7383
    @senmejune7383 7 років тому +1

    Aaaah the design/look for Caesar is so fucking GOOD like they couldn't have made him look more like a leader. Seriously, if I was surrounded by these apes and I saw Caesar amongst them I'd know he's in charge before he even gave an order

  • @bryson1988
    @bryson1988 7 років тому +3

    A little known fact to many moviegoers was that the end credits scene was actually just one of those where they talk and say things leading up to the next movie. Unfortunately for us, it was the sign-language speaking apes giving this exposition.

  • @Okaneenee
    @Okaneenee 9 років тому +5

    Sin 50: They weren't doing target practice they were testing all the guns to see if they still fed right. Sitting around not being fired for a long time can make a gun prone to being jammed. If a gun jams after firing a single clip you know it needs to be fixed.
    Edit: Actually if I remember right Gary Oldman's character literally states that's what their doing there. So it ins't just a matter of not understanding guys, it's a matter of simply not paying attention.

  • @atomgroup3179
    @atomgroup3179 2 роки тому +18

    I believe this is the best movie of the new franchise, and probably one of the best in the whole series. The human protagonist is the most rational character I've seen. The conflict between peace and war ideas between humans and apes is very clear. A huge upgrade from the first movie.

  • @brydenspeiss1101
    @brydenspeiss1101 8 років тому +23

    0:18 X-men United is the second film. The Last Stand is the one with the golden gate bridge

  • @jerryberry2293
    @jerryberry2293 8 років тому +6

    without watching i can guarantee that one sin is how ceaser was shot and fell down a huge ass cliff, without dying and easily recovering, while ash was simply thrown off a not nearly-as-high second floor and killed instantly, and also not getting shot

    • @jerryberry2293
      @jerryberry2293 8 років тому +1

      well i was wrong, i still call that a sin

    • @JarmalK
      @JarmalK 4 роки тому

      @@jerryberry2293 you were correct jerry dawg

  • @josephmaass2669
    @josephmaass2669 2 роки тому +2

    All imma say about apes not experiencing much recoil is they have dense ass muscles

  • @DreddPirateRoberts
    @DreddPirateRoberts 9 років тому +8

    0:21 - You're thinking of X-Men: The Last Stand.

  • @Doctor-nk8eu
    @Doctor-nk8eu 9 років тому +10

    dont know if anyone noticed but during the final fight koba has a pipe while ceasar is using a thing as a shield. IMO the fact the Koba is using an offensive type weapon it symbolizes his aggressive nature whereas ceasar is using the shield to protect himself as well as his people

  • @evansharman469
    @evansharman469 2 роки тому +3

    okay but that scene where Cornelius finds the gun and Caesar throws that guy to the ground is bad ass.

  • @kattphive
    @kattphive 9 років тому +182

    Everything wrong with Catwoman or White Chicks

    • @julenurionabarrenechea7822
      @julenurionabarrenechea7822 9 років тому +20

      Thats easy... EVERYTHING

    • @JustBe3220
      @JustBe3220 9 років тому +9

      ohhh i SO wanna hear you rip apart the cinematic abortion that is "Catwoman."
      that shit would be fucking MAJESTIC.

    • @claireteaspeaks461
      @claireteaspeaks461 9 років тому +2

      Um... Doing white chicks is like doing airplane. They're both comedies and both supposed to be relatively stupid (or in airplane's case completely and utterly stupid)

    • @christoffelmiddel6663
      @christoffelmiddel6663 9 років тому +6

      EVERYTHING WRONG WITH BOYHOOD!

    • @captainviggo4575
      @captainviggo4575 9 років тому +2

      Tricky. I guess an "Everything wrong with Catwoman" episode would have at least the same duration as the movie.

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 2 роки тому +3

    One of my all time favorite movie trilogies.

  • @TheGamingCrow
    @TheGamingCrow 2 роки тому +1

    1:46 if you run into a giant group of germans you can expect that all them speak english. That commeent actually makes you a recist.

  • @JcloverR190
    @JcloverR190 9 років тому +35

    The only movie without a sin is Sherlock Holmes 2009 version.

    • @kevinblaire7524
      @kevinblaire7524 9 років тому +5

      Cinemasins never did a video on that movie so your right

    • @dj13calli
      @dj13calli 9 років тому +3

      Bourne Trilogy.

    • @JustBe3220
      @JustBe3220 9 років тому +10

      lol REALLY? NO movie is without sin...

    • @rodneycooperjr3223
      @rodneycooperjr3223 9 років тому +17

      kevin blaire Using the word "your" incorrectly is a sin.

    • @kevinblaire7524
      @kevinblaire7524 9 років тому +12

      Rodney Cooper Jr Identifying a minimal grammar mistake in a person's comment just to seem momentarily interesting is a sin .

  • @hesselpostma2385
    @hesselpostma2385 7 років тому +13

    this movie gave me a major ''the last of us'' vibe

  • @keatoncrandall2471
    @keatoncrandall2471 2 роки тому +3

    Great commentary as always, but you have to admit it. These movies are very underrated.

  • @demomanchaos
    @demomanchaos 9 років тому +7

    So I really cannot figure out how this goes anyway but horridly for the apes. A single AC-130 gunship could handle an army of apes who simply couldn't do anything to bring it down. A squad of Apache helicopters could decimate them as well. An A-10 and its 30mm gatling cannon can create a line of dead apes with each strafing run. The 150mm artillery cannons, the Mk-19 automatic grenade launcher, the 120mm cannon on the M1A3 Abrams, 30mm auto-cannon on the Bradley, the variety of weapons the Stryker can equip, LMG's like the M249 and M240B, and even the bog standard small arms easily overpower much larger forces of apes. A random bloke with a pump action shotgun should easily be able to handle a small batch of apes.
    Humans are REALLY good at killing things, better than anything else on this planet in fact. We are also by a large margin the most numerous of apes. There are many places we can live that other apes can't, and I do not believe any of the other large apes can swim. Much like a zombie apocalypse, an ape apocalypse can't happen. We simply have too much firepower for any other species to compete.

  • @awesomecat26
    @awesomecat26 9 років тому +6

    How did they miss the "long live the king" Lion King reference at the end? I've been looking forward to that since I saw this movie, damn it!

  • @Galactica_One
    @Galactica_One 3 роки тому +3

    10:15 I think the fist fight in the end makes sense, if koba would have shot Ceasar he wouldn't have gained the respect of the group and they might have rebelled

  • @Quetzal00358
    @Quetzal00358 9 років тому +3

    Whenever it started playing "You'll be in my heart" i got emotional

  • @ussnavillus2986
    @ussnavillus2986 9 років тому +27

    DO EVERYTHING WRONG WITH STARSHIP TROOPERS!!!

    • @whalewhalewhale2258
      @whalewhalewhale2258 9 років тому

      is that the film with the big gooey thing that sucks out peoples brains?

    • @ussnavillus2986
      @ussnavillus2986 9 років тому +3

      Yo da Lots of bugs, and a motivating TV actor cast! It's even got Neil Patrick Harris in it.

    • @lionhead123
      @lionhead123 9 років тому +2

      yeah i love that movie.

    • @raven89F
      @raven89F 9 років тому

      lionhead123
      Yeah I too love it but only part one

    • @lionhead123
      @lionhead123 9 років тому

      raven89F
      yeah all the sequels sucked big time.

  • @mynameisill4518
    @mynameisill4518 7 років тому +1

    I find this to be hilarious with sins, but in all greatness of the movie I say it was EPIC and spectacular, just based on the movie, with sign language, apes, guns, battlefield, I mean cmon, these apes arent dumb. This movie actually represents something to humans as well. We are all the same inside. Just different minds.

  • @Justkill4fun
    @Justkill4fun 8 років тому +12

    i haven't used my ds in almost 10 years its still got some charge whenever i turn it on its on low battery xD

  • @hannahliabenow9405
    @hannahliabenow9405 7 років тому +3

    "Ape school" that's so cute I still have to smile every time

  • @HeavenOnHigh
    @HeavenOnHigh 8 років тому +6

    the point with the Germans is wrong, We got english in 3-12 years in school.
    So a lot of us understand english, and can help on the Basic way.
    of curs we cant help you with you English exam but we can help you to get to the next Town.

  • @kobyrennie5757
    @kobyrennie5757 5 років тому +6

    *Imagine watching a movie with this guy* 😂

  • @atomspalter2090
    @atomspalter2090 2 роки тому +2

    1:48 Greetings from germany actually most of us speak english as well. two to three language are quite common especially around young germans

  • @SublineYT
    @SublineYT 7 років тому +17

    Another Sin:
    - Caesar said to Koba "YOU ARE NOT APE". Koba started "the war". And then Caesar says at the end "APE START WAR". But if Koba isn't an ape then apes didn't start the war.

  • @johnnyrekall6270
    @johnnyrekall6270 9 років тому +38

    These sin's feel lazy lately.

    • @interneti
      @interneti 9 років тому +7

      The guy is a fucking hack and didn't even point out the most blatant fuck-ups. He needs to get over himself.

    • @stanleeisdead5453
      @stanleeisdead5453 6 років тому +2

      interneti jeez someone didn’t get the jokes he does this for entertainment purposes if he messes up then don’t get as salty as possible Jesus

    • @ArtistTheClown900
      @ArtistTheClown900 4 роки тому

      @@interneti Entertainment...

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 4 роки тому

      That's only because this is such a fantastic film trilogy that any sins are going to seem petty.

    • @jackmrsich3178
      @jackmrsich3178 3 роки тому +1

      Oh boy, did you have no idea.

  • @MrDuneedon
    @MrDuneedon 9 років тому +1

    Koba riding a horse with a machine gun in each hand, blazing away...yeah, even though it's a tad "sinny," that's just one of my favorite over-the-top, badass cinema scenes in movie history.

  • @CarozQH
    @CarozQH 9 років тому +11

    That thing with the Germans in the woods is actually true.
    I can say it because I'm German!!

    • @JohnSpawn1
      @JohnSpawn1 9 років тому +7

      The correct way to say it would be "I can say it because I'm from ze German country". Obviously you're just pretending to be from Germany.

    • @CarozQH
      @CarozQH 9 років тому

      Tom Waits Nein?

    • @nickhelfrich675
      @nickhelfrich675 9 років тому

      That doesn't make any sense at all...

    • @Teoden29
      @Teoden29 9 років тому +3

      Leonard Fiedrowicz Ich schon...
      alte menschen.
      and you obviously did not get ze joke... :D

    • @RuiTsuki
      @RuiTsuki 9 років тому

      Ich würde sagen, dass wir nicht unbedingt besser als Amis in Englisch sind, aber definitiv nicht schlecht. Und da jeder irgendwann Englisch lernen muss dürfte ein gewisses Grundverständnis doch vorausgesetzt werden, zumindest bei allen, die 40 oder jünger sind. Ob sie's jetzt auch gut selber sprechen ist was anderes.

  • @dillon5617
    @dillon5617 7 років тому +3

    If you want till the end credits you can actually hear koba breathing

  • @RyuusanFT86
    @RyuusanFT86 7 років тому +1

    Cesar: "I didn't start this war..."
    People who watched the first and second movie: " Yeah you did."

  • @weedmastersr
    @weedmastersr 9 років тому +100

    This movie has so much stupidity in it. It's annoying.

    • @weedmastersr
      @weedmastersr 9 років тому +9

      ***** Way to get butthurt, bitch!

    • @weedmastersr
      @weedmastersr 9 років тому +4

      ***** Clearly you have no even the most basic thinking skills, otherwise you would recognize that you are the one butthurt and being a bitch since you responded to criticism to something that isn't even personal with a personal insult. Which means you can't take criticism of the thing you like, which makes you a little whinny bitch. Kinda like your mother.

    • @weedmastersr
      @weedmastersr 9 років тому +1

      ***** You're one to talk.

    • @weedmastersr
      @weedmastersr 9 років тому

      ***** Better than your dumb ass.

    • @weedmastersr
      @weedmastersr 9 років тому

      ***** That's what I said to your father when I saw him yesterday in a kindergarten.

  • @abramrodriguez5919
    @abramrodriguez5919 9 років тому +36

    Do everything wrong with AvP requiem

    • @abramrodriguez5919
      @abramrodriguez5919 9 років тому +1

      Tbh they should have kept the franchises separate, now they're every time I watch AvP videos I see Alien fanboys and predator fanboys get into flame wars

    • @abramrodriguez5919
      @abramrodriguez5919 9 років тому +2

      In my opinion the Xenomorphs in the alien franchise look more scary

    • @jaksavaran3221
      @jaksavaran3221 9 років тому +3

      So long as one of the sins, accounts for the fact that you cant see a goddamned thing that's going on for more than half the movie.

  • @tristanperez211
    @tristanperez211 9 років тому +1

    how about the fact that the human fortress has a storage area for their weapons at least 5 minutes by horseback away from their fort. who in a post apocalyptic scenario keeps the majority of their weapons that far from their fort and so loosely guarded. why didn't you keep it, i don't know, INSIDE your fort

  • @joeyjerry1586
    @joeyjerry1586 4 роки тому +7

    The scariest thing is how this movie managed to predict 2020.

  • @dominikababut1171
    @dominikababut1171 7 років тому +3

    I loved this film and Gary Oldman was not a bad guy

  • @JasonScotchmer
    @JasonScotchmer 9 місяців тому +1

    Here are all the audio outtake clips at the end:
    1 (11:41): Knocked Up (Universal Pictures, 2007)
    2 (11:53): The Dark Knight (Warner Bros., 2008)
    3 (12:05): Zero Dark Thirty (Columbia Pictures, 2012)
    4 (12:08): Richard Strauss' "Also Sprach Zarathustra" (originally composed in 1896)
    5 (12:19): Tarzan (Walt Disney Pictures, 1999)'s "You'll Be in My Heart" performed by Phil Collins
    6 (12:26): Terminator 2: Judgement Day (TriStar Pictures, 1991)
    7 (12:30): The Simpsons, "Flaming Moe's" (season 3, episode 10; Fox, 21st November 1991)
    8 (12:36): Bram Stroker's Dracula (Columbia Pictures, 1992)
    9 (12:52): National Treasure (Walt Disney Pictures, 2004)
    10 (13:00): Die Hard (20th Century Studios, 1988)

  • @kieranbrain7765
    @kieranbrain7765 5 років тому +9

    This film is AMAZING I feel like it’s really underrated

  • @Damage_3245
    @Damage_3245 8 років тому +4

    Is ending with the same thing in the beginning really a cliche? That's just a trope, isn't it?

  • @MNKY80808
    @MNKY80808 8 років тому +2

    The missed an opportunity to have Caesar say "Et tu, Koba?"
    *ding*

  • @killbilly2012
    @killbilly2012 9 років тому +15

    lol, "human leave now!" .......... "wow, this is exactly what was said to me after my first sexual encounter...."

  • @Xerkrosis
    @Xerkrosis 9 років тому +5

    How to raise the amount of comments 101:
    #1 Mention that Germans can't speak english

  • @Mac-hi4wh
    @Mac-hi4wh 7 років тому +1

    Gary Oldman isn't winning an Oscar for this movie, because Gary Oldman is always a win.

  • @noveluniform1
    @noveluniform1 9 років тому +7

    Everything wrong with Team America: World Police.

  • @REIDAE
    @REIDAE 9 років тому +258

    I still can't get the fact that an ape, smaller than a human, with zero firearms experience, can fire a m60 or whatever machine gun he was holding with no kickback/recoil of any kind, while riding a horse. Buuuuuuuuulshit

    • @brendonclark4705
      @brendonclark4705 9 років тому +147

      I agree with you as to their lack of firearms experience however, apes are much stronger than humans physically

    • @REIDAE
      @REIDAE 9 років тому +12

      Brendon Clark doesn't matter, they have less mass than humans, so it would be like a kid trying to fire a machine gun. Even if he/she could hold it up, they would fall over from the recoil

    • @REIDAE
      @REIDAE 9 років тому +19

      bryan goldbaum​ 1. Your spelling gave me cancer
      2. Even if they are "super apes", it doesn't change the fact that they are probably lighter or around the same weight as humans, so if you know anything about physics, they be blasted off their feet or at least fall over from a single shot of a high calibre machine gun. Also, no firearms results in improper posture and thus falling over. ALSO, there is a reason ppl don't shoot machine guns on horseback. It is because you would slide off from the force of the machine gun unless you glue yourself to the horse, then the horse would be affected as well, resulting to it being unable to run forward
      Edit: 3. You're stupid

    • @HGShurtugal
      @HGShurtugal 9 років тому +5

      Sergeant Johnson they are channeling their inner Master Chief.

    • @NYgiantsbigB525
      @NYgiantsbigB525 9 років тому +21

      1) apes are stronger than humans 2) their feet are like hands so they can hold on to the horse and 3) they're awesome

  • @colossusslayer1234
    @colossusslayer1234 7 років тому +2

    Alright even Leo got a damn Oscar finally can we PLEASE make Mocap count in some manner and give Andy Serkis one for every movie hes ever done XD

  • @Atom.Storm.
    @Atom.Storm. 8 років тому +19

    Fucking nothing, NOTHING wrong with Dawn or RIse. NOTHING.

  • @betrot2
    @betrot2 9 років тому +3

    How is there not a single sins video for Star Wars yet?

    • @astraldirectrix
      @astraldirectrix 9 років тому +1

      Maybe they're saving up for The Force Awakens?

    • @betrot2
      @betrot2 9 років тому +5

      Amane Mizuhashi I'm hoping so, I thought for sure they would've done one by now.

    • @CallMeDerpDrew
      @CallMeDerpDrew 9 років тому +1

      They probably already have those videos produced and just haven't released them yet. They're saving them for when everyone will be looking up stuff about Star Wars, because they'll get better exposure and more views that way :D

  • @lot24
    @lot24 9 років тому +1

    I love that these people can pick a movie apart yet love it completely. That's what satire/parody is made of. Love a movie, make a video making fun of it, create an homage in the process...

  • @the1anomoly
    @the1anomoly 9 років тому +21

    This movie was such a contrived disappointment after how amazing the fist one was.

  • @daenerystargaryen5260
    @daenerystargaryen5260 9 років тому +9

    Everything wrong with Kingsman the Secret Service (not alot)

    • @he.smile_
      @he.smile_ 9 років тому +9

      when he'll reach the Church Scene he should remove all the previous sins and put the sin counter back to 0.

    • @daenerystargaryen5260
      @daenerystargaryen5260 9 років тому

      Ismael Ouattara That scene was amazing

    • @CBLOOM
      @CBLOOM 9 років тому +2

      Ismael Ouattara is the movie good? And that church scene? Because I want to see it but I want to hear people opinions about did it suck or not

    • @he.smile_
      @he.smile_ 9 років тому +8

      cameron johnson even the Avengers won't deliver a better fight with Ultron than the one in the church scene

    • @jasontodd4925
      @jasontodd4925 9 років тому

      cameron johnson It was good.

  • @AsapRockyOG
    @AsapRockyOG 7 місяців тому +1

    1:53 funnily enough, most Germans do in fact speak English. It is taught in our public school system.

  • @ianbyrne7484
    @ianbyrne7484 8 років тому +5

    there are bears in California still

    • @tavoyjulal9015
      @tavoyjulal9015 8 років тому

      Ian Byrne he meant ca grizzly bears

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 6 років тому

      ...obviously, yes, but he didn't say so and should have if he wanted to be accurate.

  • @D0NTST4RT
    @D0NTST4RT 9 років тому +4

    I like this movie for the most part but the ending completely ruined it. The main guy could have easily explained to gary oldman that ceasar was sympathetic to humans but there was a coup. instead, they just made up conflict so they can have a sequel with a full on human v ape war. It was just so sloppy its gonna be hard to redeem

    • @D0NTST4RT
      @D0NTST4RT 9 років тому

      *****
      Yeah I got they planned the sequels in advance and everything Ive seen the older PotA movies they just did not make it convincing at all it feels forced

    • @josegarabito710
      @josegarabito710 9 років тому

      I actually thought it was kinda smart it was done that way. Usually when these things happen in the movie the person trying to do the right thing explaining the misunderstanding get's jailed or beaten and doesn't get anything done for not having things under his control. Even though it still failed he at least was the most successful misunderstood character in that situation from my movie experience.

    • @MAnnaconduit1
      @MAnnaconduit1 9 років тому

      Unfortunately anyone who has met or talked with an extremist knows that it takes more then just talk--gary oldman's character is basically gone off the the rails at this point and it not willing to listen, hence

    • @raven89F
      @raven89F 9 років тому

      How can few apes own whole planet ? , they are only ones inteligent and im certain thers more humans in other places in 10 years comunication schould work with little work and no city will be so grean in just 10 years .