Sorry this took awhile. I've got 8 absolute banger videos I'm currently working on through April 2021 but it turns out the Rona slows things down a bit. They will be worth the wait! For updates, follow me on social stuff @MarkRober.
This man's vids don't come in quantity, they come in quality. Edit: So I realized through the replies and I came across the same comment that was posted before mine. So credit to Frosteyzz for this. There was probably someone even before him but for this video he was probably first.
Sharks have iron receivers in their mouths, humans have too much iron in their blood for sharks to enjoy eating them. Which is why sharks only bite once if at all and move on realizing this isn’t their food source.
Wonder if some sharks can have a genetic disorder which dulls/nullifies that sense, since there’s quite a number of documented cases of people being fully eaten
F's in the chat for Mark. His wife definitely gonna let him hear it after he literally swims around sharks without the cage and also how he didn't even tell her about it
Mark, August, 2022: “My wife doesn’t know I’m doing this, but I’m totally going to the moon. She thinks I’m just doing a launch video. I just didn’t tell her what was being launched.”
Mark in the future: I'm about to jump in a volcano. here's the catch, my wife thinks I'm over here for a barbecue but she doesn't know what's being barbecued!
I love that the term "legally" was added to "It's hard to get 5 gallons of human blood", because it implies that there are ways to get that much blood _illegally_ , and that Mark knows about them
It's really not complex, tbh. You just need to be a medical outfit that's allowed to buy blood donations. Since he's not, he can't get blood legally. (The other obvious alternative is murder, but naturally that's even more illegal)
“because it’s really hard to *legally* find 5 gallons of human blood” omg the way he says legally, he’s like “i could, but we’re trying to keep this legal. laws are getting in the way of my science.”
Slow clap for Luke. Luke: "I'm going to get you back to the surface" *Uses a GoPro stick to fend off at least 4 sharks and then help mark swim to the surface*
Greatest collab in youtube history i have honestly dreamed of this i even suggested in one of the dude perfect videos that dp should make a vid with mark rober where they make their shots and mark makes his shots with his designed contraptions "Brain vs Brawn " THAT didnt happen but THIS happened Im delirious with joy!!!
Both their part and shaq's part is in the actual episode of shark week that aired on Discovery. I watched both of them and they are actually pretty cool as well 👍
@@krisone63 Some people may find Dude Perfect interesting, while some won't. You're right, there is no comparison. There shouldn't be one in the first place. They both make content that many love, and they both entertain people. Thank you for your time.
He also took time to "clarify" he spent a 1000 bucks to clear up his carbon footprint with the jet and then to say that "I'm super grounded and I didn't let the experience change me." Anybody who says that definitely isn't grounded.
Mark in a few months: Today we’re going to be jumping off a building. I told my wife I was going to perform a drop test, but she doesn’t know what’s being dropped.
He was also having trouble getting actual fish _blood._ Those sharks were zeroing in a gigantic whole-fish-protein smoothy. The 'experiment' is a crock.
Mark: has corona and doesn’t die Also mark: okay I have to go in a shark cage where I could die Marks wife: he survived twice but he won’t survive me for not telling me
Bahamians didn't WANT to keep Americans out of the country. It just seemed irresponsible to do so when common flight departure points like Florida, Georgia, and Texas refused to take the threat of corona virus seriously. If we don't have the resources to deal with our normal slate of medical issues in a reasonable time frame, how are we supposed to deal with an influx brought on by the pandemic. We were doing so well until July, too.
😭sorry to self-promote but I’m small and I’m just trying to reach my goal and grow a bigger fan base and I want y’all to be apart of it if y’all could give my vids a chance
Sorry this took awhile. I've got 8 absolute banger videos I'm currently working on through April 2021 but it turns out the Rona slows things down a bit. They will be worth the wait! For updates, follow me on social stuff @MarkRober.
No worries Mark! Waiting for them eagerly
Is the physics live stream going to be going for ap 2 next year?
No problem! Your videos are always worth the wait!
I LOVE YOU MARK
This man's vids don't come in quantity, they come in quality.
Edit: So I realized through the replies and I came across the same comment that was posted before mine. So credit to Frosteyzz for this. There was probably someone even before him but for this video he was probably first.
Couldn't have said it better myself
Fax
Diego Drevins *Fax*
stolen
Naman Maheshwari 12 times a year
Subbing to this guy is a constant cycle of forgetting he exists then being extremly happy to see his new video
Yup
I can indeed confirm this
Big brain
Can't explain better
sums it up pretty well tbh
Luckily, we didn’t see when he blended the humans for blood. That's why his channel is so great
Good comment
i really wanted to see that tho
Yeah true
He only used cow blood did u not watch the video bot
Edit:
It was a joke I've gotten r/wooshed for the last 5 months stooooop plz
Get Me To 30k Because I Need Hypixel UA-cam Rank it was a joke haha
imagine being a fish and you're watching your body in the afterlife and you just see two guys BLENDING your soulless body
Xd
Xd
Yes! So I also think. It is absolutly disrespectful.
Xd
Xd
Mark: and since I couldn't get human blood legally...
i was really desperate and let's just say Luke won't be with us for the rest experiment
ShuTube lol ged oen also like ur custom profile pic
I would like this but this got 420 likes
(100%❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉😊😊)♡♡♡♡☆☆☆☆
Mark doesn’t post A lot but when he does post. He teaches me stuff that school never does. Thanks Mark!
If he posts videos more often he would be my teacher for Virtual school.
facts Mark is the goat
• Stranger Thingz • sooooooooooooo relatable
shut up
who needs school when you have youtube
Mark is like the fun science teacher that’s a kid at heart and wants everyone to succeed
He singlehandedly invaidates the term "those who can't do, teach."
If only those existed at my school
I would love a science teacher like mark
E
Mark: satisfying in cage
Operator outside:💀
Can't wait for the video when Mark actually goes to space
I know! I hope it is coming soon!!
Like that’s ever gonna happen, what a load of *flush *
Yes yes yes
Same
spoce
This is a horror movie for fish, blood everywhere, blended, dismantled, dismemberd corpses, and many serial killers
*_oh_*
XD
vegans losing their minds rn
Cannibals ENTERING
@@somethung8188 wdym?
Sharks have iron receivers in their mouths, humans have too much iron in their blood for sharks to enjoy eating them. Which is why sharks only bite once if at all and move on realizing this isn’t their food source.
Very smort
Exactly! Which is why you have so many shark attacks survivors.
Can young sharks play dog? Play til it's dead?
Wonder if some sharks can have a genetic disorder which dulls/nullifies that sense, since there’s quite a number of documented cases of people being fully eaten
@@mudpuppy8740 Im sure if a shark is hungry enough it'll make due with the nasty iron taste lol
Mark rober on a private jet was something I never knew I needed to see
mark is literally the only human to defend his cage.
he should be named nicholas
Thyia Colt huh
qtVigalante I have the same profile picture on tictoc my user is AlishaYacaboo :
Facts
💘💘💘💘
No one:
Mark's Tombstone: "As a firm believer in the scientific method, I decided to test this hypothesis"
What Hypothesis you ask? That being stabbed in the heart kills you
Lol
Lol D
😅
That is probably what it will say
If this would have gone wrong:
*Former nasa scientist dies while trying to prove that sharks don't eat humans*
Underrated
Omg that would be terrible!!! 🙀🙀🙀😭😭😭
Arunima Draws yes they died
1000th like
I mean, if they ate him, it would have only been because he literally just dumped two bags of fish blood on himself.
Me wondering how many people Mark put into a blender to get the 5 gallons of blood
Probably from himself.
4 people
F's in the chat for Mark. His wife definitely gonna let him hear it after he literally swims around sharks without the cage and also how he didn't even tell her about it
i had a stroke reading this
The (fffffff) chat
F
F
F
Mark, August, 2022:
“My wife doesn’t know I’m doing this, but I’m totally going to the moon. She thinks I’m just doing a launch video. I just didn’t tell her what was being launched.”
jocax188723 Underrated 😂
Surf wave no I will not subscribe for no reqson
@@mrdmx8352 😒 Binod
Hope you go to the moon
Surf wave if I throw a stick will you leave?
Mark in the future: I'm about to jump in a volcano. here's the catch, my wife thinks I'm over here for a barbecue but she doesn't know what's being barbecued!
Fr
Hahaha love this! 😹😹😹😹😹
Hold up what
Yes
lol
Who is here in 2024
Mee
Me
MEEEE
No I’m in the 1923
me
I love that the term "legally" was added to "It's hard to get 5 gallons of human blood", because it implies that there are ways to get that much blood _illegally_ , and that Mark knows about them
don't you mean legally? because it's super easy to assume how to get that much blood illegally: chop people up and take their blood
@@ttwings I'm not sure what you mean. The comment means what it says.
It's really not complex, tbh. You just need to be a medical outfit that's allowed to buy blood donations. Since he's not, he can't get blood legally. (The other obvious alternative is murder, but naturally that's even more illegal)
IanExplains if got edited so we’re not sure
I like how both people that replied missed the joke 🥴
Not even Phat Gus would hang out with me because of corona
- Mark Rober 2020
I thought it was Fantastic Gus
*fantastic
OfficialTech *Phantastic Gus
Are you a cuber?
She had her babies ya know
This channel is *Quality over Quantity*
This channel is even better quality over quality
@@panospapadopoulos how does that work
Sqoosh idk
Textbook dexinition
Agreed
“Everyone was back at a safe distance.”
Camera shows them ten meters away.
Momo .CatHead IT WAS A DROOOONNNEEE
675 like but no replies
Jason Bourne haha, weird huh?
@@Aledharris ya
Well in reality 10 meters is more than 6 feets
Mark is the most professional, unprofessional guy ive ever seen.
69th like
Yes
Ikr
100% right
835th like
“because it’s really hard to *legally* find 5 gallons of human blood”
omg the way he says legally, he’s like “i could, but we’re trying to keep this legal. laws are getting in the way of my science.”
Hahahahahah
creed bratton is happy to make a sale
😩😭😭😭
I stayed at this resort when I went to the Bahamas in 2022! Met 2 of those cats, played pool at those tables, how cool!!
Imagine being on your private yacht and seeing two people demolishing some random fish
Only Mark Rober says "geez" when he's surrounded by hungry sharks and covered in fish blood.
He never once swore, even in a life threatening situation. If i had a chacne to die i would be cussing my head off.
Fairly certain he's LDS
I actually am in shock that he didnt swear. I'm in 7th grade and I'd probably curse a bit lol
Nathan Tagg whoa I didn’t know that, that’s sick!
I don’t think I would even think of swearing and get too scared and go in shock and just totally stop moving and get eaten XD
“As humans were always the predator and not really ever the prey, but this gave me a sense of what it’s like to be a.. tunafish”
-
Mark Rober 2020
i read this comment as he said that
can we all agree that we are happy that mark beat the virus. what would we even do if he didnt
Tuna is a predator tho.
And humans were preys anyway, in the past.
I am from the Bahamas and I want to say that it is BAH-AMIAN and not BA HA mian
Oh wow I absolutely love how he goofed around in his private jet, enjoying every minute! :D
Really hard to "legally" find human blood...... was not expecting him to say that
But illegally....
HiddenLegend the kids in my basement would say otherwise
Well it’s still illegal but I blackmailed them
Yeet Man what?
@@Shanoyu19271 *_j o k e_*
Mark as he leaves the house with a giant shark cage under his arm.: "I didn't tell my wife, she has no idea what I am up to"... ...
Oh no
*facepalm*
“It’s really hard to get 5 gallons of human blood legally.”
Can confirm.
same, a van stalked me for 1 month
It's funny when you say legally
oh- what did you try to do 👀
It’s a lot easier to get it illegally lmao you should try it!
Ikr?
10:32 Mark is so cool that he made a boat the size of the whole planet
I like how mark doesn’t curse even when he’s being attacked by sharks
i definitely would lol
That's because he's one of those youtubers that are *actually* cool
SON IF A B- I mean son of a gun.
@@WestOfLee100 how dare you almost swear
Roselyn Lee I would
Can we appreciate this man kept his channel so family-friendly that he said "heck" while being eaten by sharks
Bruh dont correct him....but still hes right
Then there’s him saying fricking
Kaylee
He has too if he wants the big checks lol
Ikr!!
Other people: sitting at home watching netflix
Mark Rober: Swimming with sharks and gallons of blood
to make money...
Stop watching Netflix and go do it then
I prefer Netflix, thank you very much.
@Lau taro I don't recall seeing him torturing or killing any animals?
Those fish were already dead
BRUH I DONT GET IT
When you guys were making blood I was looking away and I was like why am I watching this if there is blood
"we can't find a bucket of human blood legally.."
*you don't say..*
Ask for donations
AHHHHHH this straight up traumatized me
Just reroute some of the tube in the local hospital
Murder someone. Problem solved
Just come to England I'll be the sacrifice
Slow clap for Luke.
Luke: "I'm going to get you back to the surface"
*Uses a GoPro stick to fend off at least 4 sharks and then help mark swim to the surface*
An absolute madlad. We all wish we had a friend like Luke.
Another shootout for whoever remembered to code in that pump control redundancy
And the camera, who was also out of the cage, and had to focus on the camera as opposed to looking out for sharks
Mark someday
*Flying casually to the moon without telling his wife and kids just to film a highest quality vid
I wish!
BŁÆ
someone please listen to my sounds, I just need a chance 🙏🏽
Bro has a lot of guts to show us all that blood
Excuse the pun lol
"It turns out it's really hard to find 5 gallons of human blood legally"
Mate, your Google search history must be a treat 🙂
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣🤣
His search history must be mostly “5 gallons of human blood LEGAL” now
Imagine Marks Browser History: "How to get human blood?", "Can you make a smoothie with a fish?"
What IF, WHAT IF. sharks DO like a human smoothie !
Speedy_Gonzales fruit salad yummy yummy
RITA , TF is wrong with you
Who's that bottle with my claud? I know right she is in the replies everywhere
Wait your a fish
Mark: This Shark Cage is 100% Shark proof.
Shark: *Nice place you got here.*
Binod
Binod
ikr
Its free real estate
What's binod I see it everywhere
Ahh my first mark rober video 0:49
"Something i learned working at NASA" has to be the biggest flex in history
Ikr when i heard that i was like “wait what”
Not that surprising if you watched his other videos
Other than logan/jake flexing their money.
Yeah he drops it pretty regularly
@@tcc7848 cmon Logan cool nowadays
Mark is literally putting his life at risk doing these experiments, that goes to show how much he loves his job and his fans
**Respect, my man**
i hope u get 69 likes
I WOULD DAM SCREAM(this is her kid-.-)
stop being a simp
John Conor God, people like you is why I hate society.
@@NathanBomber
c:
people like u is why i like society
"When everyone was at a safe distance i popped the blood bags" - *shows entire crew 3 meters away*
"luke i need your help man" that was actual fear, that line.
I’m surprised he didn’t swear..
bru
Yeah
"Luke I need help man"
Yeah I could smell him filling up his wet suit with excrement while watch it this
Mark: “I’m in the Bahamas with a bucket of blood.”
Me: “Mark... not again...”
U n d e r r a t e d
Lmao angry vegan people incomming..
he enjoyed blending the fish wayyyy to mutch also how did he get that mutch human blood
E
Mark why hurt those fish?!
Why is no one talking about the cameraman. He was outside of the cage the whole time taping.
Omg your right unless he just put the go pro in the 2water
@@MrKyleparsons81 no you could see him at certain points
But the cameramen didn’t have fish blood splattered all over them
MrKyleparsons81 r/wooosh
How is that a woooosh?
You’ve really inspired me with these high-quality videos
Imagen if he said “We couldn’t find human blood legally........so we got it illegally”
Ridiculous! 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🙀
nice
Imagine if you could actually write imagine correctly
Mark: “oh! not so tough now shark?”
**cage door slams**
Shark: *”you what mate?”*
My anxiety went way up at the moment that all the sharks came back.
Yotham Beaufort hah lol
Jeez travis, cry much?
Travis Jackley stfu Travis
𝐻𝑎ℎ𝑎
Normal people in quarantine: watching Netflix
Mark: swimming with sharks and popping bags of fish blood
I’d rather watch Netflix 💀😂
Mark fans: watching mark swimming with sharks and popping bags of fish blood
Id rather WATCH demon Slayer form netflix
I’d rather be in the water honestly
Potato Man nah nah you meant
Mark: making money
Mark this took so much courage!
When NASA figures out this is what he's doing with his knowledge.....
XD
Pffft-
They'll give him promotion
Hahaha
@Emily Kozak HAHAH
Mark : Yo, dude, get out of my cage
Shark : *Understandable, have a great day*
Made my day😂😂😂 really underrated
Did you watched that video of policeman reaction to lighting helmet? @Erik
Erik Chen Lmao 😂
Omg I’m crying it’s so funy
E
Remember however, sharks aren’t actually seeking you out, it’s only when you enter their habitat and annoy them when they attack.
I hear sharks only attack you when you try touching their private parts
Sharks protecc
Atacc
But most importantly
They bight bacc
They only attack when they feel threatened (correct me if it’s not the right info)
They don’t seek out humans normally,but occasionally it happens. Look at recent white shark attacks in Maine and Massachusetts
Citation needed, but from what I hear, when they bite they're generally projecting curiosity.
I Love the shades when you get off the plane or jet👾
Mark: *dumps fish blood out of the cage*
The fish right outside: *chuckles* “I’m in danger”
How he get cow blood
i heard the fish in ralph wiggums voice!
@@The_musical_gamer he dropped fish blood not the cow or human blood
Yo
haha
Marvel: Infinity War was the best crossover in history
Dude Perfect and Mark Rober: *hold my basketball*
Not even funny...
And freaking shaq
@@bud1221 stfu
Greatest collab in youtube history
i have honestly dreamed of this
i even suggested in one of the dude perfect videos that dp should make a vid with mark rober where they make their shots and mark makes his shots with his designed contraptions "Brain vs Brawn "
THAT didnt happen but THIS happened
Im delirious with joy!!!
Yeah but where was dp at except on the call with shaq?
Mark Rober 2020: We ended up using cow's blood because it's really hard to legally find 5 gallons of human blood
cat’s brother: are you challenging me?
Legally it's hard but I can get an 11 yr olds entire blood cycle illegally if they hurt my friend
@@willstheidiot lmao💀remimd me not to mess with you😨
Rules are meant to be broken
@@liar4323 i mean facts tho.....jk but your not completely wrong..just depends sometimes
Watching this in 2024?
👇
No one: hey Mark, what did you do in your weekend?
Mark: I was standing on the bottom of the ocean, almost getting bit by a shark!😁
No one: 🫡
Mark Rober: *trying to die by sharks*
Corona: just stay home buddy
69
"Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy sometimes"
Do any of you guys remember this song? : Blue Wednesday-New shoes
Lol
RITA get outta here
I’m surprised that nobody was talking about how Mark got the “Rona”.
Wait what!?
Yeah that concerned me as well
yeah and the way that he wasnt wearing a mask after....
kris he tested negative
yeah, also both test results have the same date.. so I guess the paper test results were for illustration purposes only??
Mark rober: *inside the cage scared*
chad camera man: *swimming calmly with the sharks*
Those "killer sharks" actually look quite chilled.
That's because unless you dump yourself with fish blood, sharks are just not interested in humans.
@@cyncynshop lol, depends on the type of shark, and the individual specimen
Mark and Luke are turning the fish into a gooey red paste.
Mark: "Get outta my cage"
Sharks: "Understandable, have a good day"
I like ur pfp
@@kayle2692 thank u
haha shack meme in a video with shack in it
😂😂😂
other sharks: *swear at him*
I’m surprised nobody is talking about the fact that he had the corona. I’m so happy he recovered tho 👍🏼👍🏼
Nice
Had
davenz that’s what happens when you type too fast. You don’t catch the errors, thanks for correction 👍🏼
i also did but goodly i was asymptomatic but i sadly infected my cousin but we both recovered but sadly my grandma died
@toilet paper lol
2 times Mark almost died.
1: Almost being eaten alive by sharks
2: Almost dying because he didn’t tell his wife what he was doing
WHAT THE HECK IS THE PICTURE?!
3: coronavirus
Oop
I like the profile photo
Yasmin Snack bar it’s a Quokka
Sharks have existed before Saturn's rings did
Dude perfect really just showed up for the zoom call and then left
Yeah that part, I expected those guys might be part of the team too, I know very ambitious lol.
But would be ducking marvellous
@@hectorgabriellicon4149 it's cow blood
Dude perfect is a clown, Mark is a scientist that entertains people with knowledge, there is no comparison.
Both their part and shaq's part is in the actual episode of shark week that aired on Discovery. I watched both of them and they are actually pretty cool as well 👍
@@krisone63 Some people may find Dude Perfect interesting, while some won't. You're right, there is no comparison. There shouldn't be one in the first place. They both make content that many love, and they both entertain people. Thank you for your time.
Is no one going to talk about how he just stuck his hands in fish blood for no reason
You're obviously a pansy
at the point, why not xD
After you spent a while blending fish into pulp you probably stop caring
He had 0 hesitation putting fish *in a blender*
He had a rough childhood
Mark: doesn’t swear Also mark: blends a literal fish head on camera
Uncencored as well
He also took time to "clarify" he spent a 1000 bucks to clear up his carbon footprint with the jet and then to say that "I'm super grounded and I didn't let the experience change me." Anybody who says that definitely isn't grounded.
Kronos he only did that to promote the site just incase no one has seen it
GatlingGun 511 at least the blood censors it
*hol up*
I feel sad for that fish
Mark Rober, I really enjoyed watching this, so I hit the like button!
ok using cow blood makes sense, this whole time i was just concerned about how in the world you managed to get 5 gallons of human blood
Yeah same
the crew donated a bag of blood each I think
@@Alexx15 maybe some people donated their own blood to do that
Same
no I think Mark is a murderer
Mark in a few months: Today we’re going to be jumping off a building. I told my wife I was going to perform a drop test, but she doesn’t know what’s being dropped.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 underated
Please report the bot
😂😂😂
@@nathanlokken6755 which bot dude
DrProf Minecraft the first commenter
Mark: blends fish to get blood and gets 5 gallons
Says he needs to get 5 gallons of human blood
Me: *Hol up*
I was just thinking the exact same thing, until he said the were using cow blood
Can't LEGALLY get 5 gallons of human blood. So he supposedly resorted to cow's blood. (JK.)
... I WAS GOING TO COMMENT EXACTLY THIS!!!
Same I was like uhhhh what
The guy he’s filming with: 👁👄👁
"And on the other surf board, we'll have 5 gallons of human blood" My brain: "Hold up."
I feel even weirder not even questioning it like
"Ah yes of course human blood, it's fine because science"
@@Minimize501 human tastes like pork it's not weird cause science
Love the profile pic Murdock from the Gorillaz
@@kaijukingofthemonsters1075 how and why do you need to know that?
@@jixo6294 science :)
Mark rober: The cage is suppose to keep the sharks out
Shark: Yea right
*Omg mark rober commented on my new video*
Riskyy stop clout chasing
“and everyone was back at a safe distance”
*cuts to them like 20 feet away*
LMAOO I was expecting a cut to everyone being on the boat. But nope. Just across the street!
hahaha "safe distance" They looked like those friends that made you go talk to a girl for them xD "You got this bro!" "Whooo"
Marine biologists aren't too scared of sharks
Mark sure knows how to controll his language.
“We can’t find a bucket of human blood legally”
.....
Help Me Get 500 unless...
Bot
No u boomer
I mean he’s not wrong
He was also having trouble getting actual fish _blood._
Those sharks were zeroing in a gigantic whole-fish-protein smoothy. The 'experiment' is a crock.
Everyone else during a global pandemic: this is my 50th Netflix movie this week
Mark: I’m going to ride on a private jet to pretend to be a tuna fish
and imma reread harry potter for the umpteenth time while rewatching voyager....
*mark rober commented on my new video*
mhm
Haha
Riskyy mhm no
I'm glad they didn't show them getting cows blood by putting cows in a blender
i wish there was a warning before they put the fish in the blender, i cringed and felt like vomiting ugh. had to stop the vid for sometime
@@thyiacolt5335 nah i think it looked Linda satisfying
@@thyiacolt5335 u kid or something?
Ewww
@@thyiacolt5335 I was just eating when watching the video... well, a very special combination :S
You fish murderers! It looked like a horror scene when you were farming for fish blood 😂😂😂
Those cats in the resort are living better than half the humans I know lol
Yeah same
Straight Fax
YT should change the #1 spot on trending to “Mark Rober’s Spot”
#2 now sadly
@@Sooshi-jr3gv yea
3 now
kirb it’s still No. 2
CommentControl its different for other places
"Ages 14-104"
Sorry Grandma you're 105, no more Kiwi Crate for you.
😂😂
XDDDD
I feel this on a personal level!
Lol 😆
Lamo
I feel bad
Mark: **Goes to Bahamas**
All fish: **Sweating**
Fish: *sweats in the water*
How would fish sweat the don’t have actual skin the have scales
Ann Enatoh
Manical laughter from mark while he blends fish
r/wooosh people who dont get the joke
hes a vampire he drained their blood
Mark: it’s really hard to get 5 gallons of human blood legally***.....🤫
Legally*
Legally*
Legally*
legally*
Imagine being a grammar nazi
Mark: has corona and doesn’t die
Also mark: okay I have to go in a shark cage where I could die
Marks wife: he survived twice but he won’t survive me for not telling me
there’s a COVID 19 vaccine
FirePlays no but it’s not for poor people like you, it’s for rich people and country leaders
Hahhahahah
@@fireplays4278 no, its not finished yet, your pfp justifies your stupidity
Penny the Penguin what
The beautiful flash of blood just fish blood
Bahamas: "haha, Americans can't come here"
mark rober: *laughs in rich"
you could have made it into the" noo you can't come here", "haha private jet goes brrrrr" meme
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Could have been *laughs in private jet*
Laughs in rich😂😂😂😂
Bahamians didn't WANT to keep Americans out of the country. It just seemed irresponsible to do so when common flight departure points like Florida, Georgia, and Texas refused to take the threat of corona virus seriously. If we don't have the resources to deal with our normal slate of medical issues in a reasonable time frame, how are we supposed to deal with an influx brought on by the pandemic.
We were doing so well until July, too.
Mark: Mouth Watering fish blood smoothie
Vegans: *Dies inside*
13:24
Lmao
Not a vegan, but I'm pathetically squeamish. That made me cringe.
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