@@riverajustinmarks. he doesn't follow the old man with his head as he's walking past, so he probably just felt someone close by lol. you can see him trying to locate where the old man is as he's walking away. the way he just starts blindly taking pics is hilarious
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear tom
The older man spoke a phrase in the language of Farsi. He said, " I got scared".... "Tars" means scare and "edam" is like the conjugation in which it makes him the one being scared.
@HenriK Hald politically correct? then why are you offended lol p.s. reread your comment p.p.s. if you don't like absurdist comedy then don't watch him, but he's far from talentless, there are few people who can match his chaotic and creative energy
My head cannon is this Cyclops from days old, has made a living forgetting the ways of the past, and has a job in the new world as a photographer, however he still has a nervous tic. *PAY THE TOLL!*
That's incredibly hilarious. Just the idea he even got so far in life and completed photography school with his terrible depth perception, but he still remembers standing astride the beaches of Sicily, threatening lost sailors.
Quick! Someone get Netflix on the line. I think we have a hit.....what do you mean it's cancelled? Why is Lucifer Season 5 getting 2 parts?? Fine get me Hulu then
@@blossom9510 _"Headcanon accepted XD"_ Head canon now includes cyclops with a cannon on his head. OR is it Head Canon , a line of cameras made by Canon Camera specifically for the struggles of a cyclops. It's come full circle.
And you know I always get so annoyed with old people who've made no attempt to learn how to use technology and the internet but I feel like if they all did then we wouldn't get old people like this so perturbed from such a skit.
You travel to America, escape poverty, run your own successful business in NY, then one day, you are walking down the sidewalk, only to be screamed at by a cyclops photographer.
Older people can be morally schizophrenic. They're obsessed with young people having sex, yet they themselves get into freaky deaky shit. Most of the escort industry clientele is guys over 35.
This old man believes to this day he saw a Cyclops.
hahaha yep
+amanoncrack hahaha
he will tell his friends and his family
They need to agree to be on the show
Well, he is a cyclops, isn't he? Do you think he would just lie so blatantly?
The guy is Iranian and he just said "you scared me"
Thanks my Iranian brotendo
spencer no problem
hahaha
@Di Vepets you must be fun at the parties
@@HelloMyFriend_ racist.
Some say he has *an* eye for photography.
Underrated comment
LAMBAO
@@dited358 L A M B A O
Tho.
ba-dum, tssss
Ok boomer
He scared my old dude so hard that he spoke Persian lmao
They told me america would have strange people ....
he thinks andre is a dajjal! judgement day is close!!
Which is weird because he’s Irish. That’s how scared he was.
But he was speaking Iranian
@@cheesse9yearsand Iranian language is Persian.
Ignore them Taylor, they don't define you
3C-FD EAAAAAAHHHHH!
Lmao 😂😂 thanks for repeating what he said! I totally didn’t hear it the first time.
dead lmfao
3C-FD Ignore Jason Lancaster 3C, they don’t define you
Words I live by
The skits where Eric rearranges his face are probably my favorite
excuse me ma'am, have you seen my dog?
Hannibal?
danermanerkider This comment gave me dypyheria. I GOT DYPHYHERIA
My fav is the one with his eyes all weird looking😂😂😂😂
describe him to meeee
Since that day, the old man believes in unicorns and fairies.
john, you working again?
@@user583e6 Yes, but don't tell anybody.
It's dajjal
@@AlbertWesker_GOAT hows your dog?
So he's an lgtbq+ally
"Ignore them Taylor they don't define you, really just express yourself" 😂😂😂😂
thanks for the lyrics?
Why did u legit steal a comment on this vid from 4 years ago with 20k likes?
We get it, you watched the same video as us.
🤣🤣🤣
@@ZetoXiV He literally wrote whats said in the video, how that's stealing a comment? lol
I dont trust like that
yea boi
HOW did my basic ass comment get so popular aha also Hi!!!
I'm ready to by right now.
I'm dying.
because its from one of the skits eric andre does one of the guys says that when eric is wearing a trench coat making him tall as fuck lol
Really just express yourself. *shrieks loudly*
Yes that is in fact what happened. Thank you.
Sirspookyface15 Wow! Did you watch the video?! Because thats what happens!!
Sirspookyface15 holy shit
How'd you know that what he said
Lowdowndirty9000 Why are you mad?
OK Yes he does have over a thousand limes and you have less than 40. Thank you.
0:16 he actually makes a military salute to him, that old timer must've had a cyclops as a superior
Powerful stuff
It's actually really sad because he probably had some traumatic experiences in the military
He was about to smack him idiots
😄😄😄 how’d you catch that ahahahaaa
@@TheCDanger Or maybe you're just chatting febreeze.
This old man started a whole generation of cyclops hunters
"You gotta pay the troll toll to get inside this boys hole"
Daniel Robertson First thing i thought of when i saw the title
I don't know why you're saying it like that. Its clearly written "boy's soul".
wtf
+Carter Barr its the "implication"
OMG Danny DeVito I love your work !
old man just walked right by. I am NEVER paying another toll to a cyclops as long as I live
preach!!
Carmine Wang Your everywhere
Big Stinky yeah
*stank*
ross vandenberg it's really an honor system tbh
I like how Eric Andre’s pranks always come out of nowhere.
0:16 I love how the old man saluted when he got scared
Yeah right? Wth
Ptsd
Went back to see 😂😂😂😂😂
He actually said "tarsidam" which means I'm scared in persian😂
@@crenshaw2755 LMFAOO
Lol He scared the Farsi outta that old man
هی شور دید
Sabalghoo danta gamed yasta
more like the farts pbtttt
@@sabalghoo majboori englisi ro farsi bnvisi? :/
tars edam
The way he blindly takes pictures of the guy as he's walking away leering is hilarious 0:20
You really had to timestamp a 35 second video
@@harry2597 you really had to give me shit about time-stamping a 35 second video
@@joesizlack Phil Collins really had to give his all for a mediocre animated Tarzan movie.
Jackson Larson Ray Rice really had to do his wife like that
Jackson Larson you really just made my favorite comment lmao.
"honey you won't believe what I saw.... This man... This thing..."
It scares me
I love that you can tell he can't see with that make up on.
How did he even know that there was a guy waiting to cross? There must be at least a small peek hol for him right?
He has one eye. He has a terrible depth perception.
@@riverajustinmarks. he doesn't follow the old man with his head as he's walking past, so he probably just felt someone close by lol. you can see him trying to locate where the old man is as he's walking away. the way he just starts blindly taking pics is hilarious
@@riverajustinmarks. he has an ear piece in, the producer/director are a safe distance away directing him as to what is going on.
The makeup people need a raise
Pay the raise!
I don't know, I've seen a bunch of Eric Andre clips with the production team involved. Maybe it's best if they stay where they're at
I'm sorry make up ?
that elderly man needs a raise LOL
No, It's real.
this is fucking perfect lol
Please ĸiss me
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear tom
I'm liking these replies so far, 5 years later but that's okay
@@trash_bender420
Welcome back
@@trash_bender420
You gonna give Nathaniel that kiss? 😂
The old guy is like “my last hour has arrived im seeing the fckn dajjal acting like he is a photographer”
Hhhhhhhhh
Is a dajjal an Islamic antichrist?
@@neonfroot i guess you can call it that yes.
Eric’s commitment to these sketches is otherworldly, truely transformative surgery.
The older man spoke a phrase in the language of Farsi. He said, " I got scared".... "Tars" means scare and "edam" is like the conjugation in which it makes him the one being scared.
the more you know
Archer wabu I thought I heard " I got scared" in plain English
+Archer wabu why do you and others gotta make it odd every time you see a female avatar?
Jake Phillie its what i do
chetor bood ke midoonestee?
I seriously.. can't stop laughing, so good!
To this day, Durrpadil is still laughing...
@@theo5952 March 5th and Durrpadil still can't stop laughing
They are currently STILL laughing
Update 8/20/2020: Durrpadil is still laughing.
@@slooptrooperunlimitedofthe1772 TRUTH!! 😂😂😂
What an adorable old man. I hope he didn't get too scared.
/litg''0u
3 years later and i still cant get enough of this clip , makes me laugh every time
I really hope that man goes home to his family and tells them what transpired here.
Your welcome. NOW *PAY THE TOLL.*
"Oh dear pop pop has lost it."
Man they probably put him straight into a nursing home 10 years sooner than he would have otherwise been there
He has to sign a release form so he probably just said he was on TV
PEH DA TOLL
Bruhhh it’s 3am in my barracks busted out dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣
Ooga booga
PAY THE TOLL!!!
I like how absolutely no one is questioning how in the world does the makeup looks so good
poor old man gonna have nightmares for weeks.
what a shame
This comment made me spew coffee outta my fucking nostrils.
4 years
It's New York, he forgot about it 10 seconds later
They have unicorns in New York; trust me, that's more frightening than any cyclops.
The old man said "I got scared!" in Persian lmao
His friends afterwards: "What happened next?"
Old man: "I ran"
Bullshit. I got a Persian cat and it don't talk like that
@@daveidmarx8296 But your cat does
@@daveidmarx8296
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Muay Thai, sit down!
I watch this like once a week and it never gets old 😂
I’ve shamelessly watched it about 20 times in a row for the past couple days and it still hasn’t
But you do.
I always watch Harry’s car place 😂😂
Im going to buy a car today @@King710.
“Ignore them Taylor, they don’t define you” lmao
Real talk lol
he said "oh tarsidam" which means "im scared" in persian
yes thanks never noticed that from the 5+ other comments
Floyd Comstick i thought it was farsi
I thought he said ohhh sit down
@@mankdemelord6974 Same thing
mank demelord it’s the same thing genius
da scream at end is priceless
everything Eric Andre does is priceless. I'm glad his ridiculous acts are caught on video.
@HenriK Hald this man rly sittin here necroposting a 3 year old comment just to give hate lol
@HenriK Hald politically correct? then why are you offended lol
p.s. reread your comment
p.p.s. if you don't like absurdist comedy then don't watch him, but he's far from talentless, there are few people who can match his chaotic and creative energy
its a bird up
So this is the multiverse of madness I’ve been hearing about.
This man is the definition of "out of pocket"
Terrifying and hilarious. The combo only Eric Andre could pull off.
*Good Vibes* I think you forgetting the franku sama chin chin was low key scary and hilarious
My head cannon is this Cyclops from days old, has made a living forgetting the ways of the past, and has a job in the new world as a photographer, however he still has a nervous tic.
*PAY THE TOLL!*
That's incredibly hilarious. Just the idea he even got so far in life and completed photography school with his terrible depth perception, but he still remembers standing astride the beaches of Sicily, threatening lost sailors.
Headcanon accepted XD
Quick! Someone get Netflix on the line. I think we have a hit.....what do you mean it's cancelled? Why is Lucifer Season 5 getting 2 parts?? Fine get me Hulu then
It's spelled "head canon" but now I'm imagining you have a Cannon strapped to your skull like a GoPro
@@blossom9510 _"Headcanon accepted XD"_
Head canon now includes cyclops with a cannon on his head. OR is it Head Canon , a line of cameras made by Canon Camera specifically for the struggles of a cyclops. It's come full circle.
Cyclops : pay the toll.
Old man : (salute) soldier , thank you for your service. ;)
I like how Eric very clearly can't see, and just starts pointing the camera towards where he thinks the guy is and snapping it off
He said that scared me
In what language
persian (iran)
Farsi*
He shoulda paid the toll
Thought he said sit down
Please more skits of this.
“Trust me Taylor, I’ve got an eye for this stuff.”
It REALLY sounds like the old man said "Oh my god! Sit down!" Like he's really concerned for Eric's health
Ignore them taylor they dont define you
EAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I read this when the video said it too
Are you really a fan since 2015? Jesus Golden State has stupid ass fans
Really just express yourself
A stereotype being loss these days..
lol, this man has never been so confused in his entire life, like he's literally trying his hardest to comprehend what he just saw.
What you say he’s think about rite now
And you know I always get so annoyed with old people who've made no attempt to learn how to use technology and the internet but I feel like if they all did then we wouldn't get old people like this so perturbed from such a skit.
Cyclops: "Pay the toll!"
Old man: **Salutes**
0:32, that editing tho, it's not even the same old man when Eric screamed lol
I was wondering if anyone else noticed lmao.
first time I've noticed after watching this clip every time it is recommended for years
You cant spell American Dream without Eric Andre
My mind has been blown.
And all you're left with is Ma'am
@@LoydAvenheart Am'am
@@LoydAvenheart his wife name is Ma Am
Am Am
I swear Eric is insane but people think hes just a comedian
The thought had crossed my mind that he’s actually a dangerous maniac working his way up to mass murder by laughing gas.
I’m so glad he’s only fictional
@@marr1235he's real!!! i saw him at my house and he robbed me of my riches and spoils
@@foxwithguns Nah mate, you just payed the toll
@@nathanstamper8149 i hate the toll
I guess that "beauty is in the EYE of the beholder".
After reading the comments , the guy was saying "I'm scared " in Persian. I thought he said "sit down?!" 😂😂
me too 🤣
I can imagine the old guy coming home trying to explain to his family what he saw.
"he turned around"
Eric Andre:*banshee scream*
When the filter comes off while you're having video chat
I couldn't stop laughing the first time I witnessed this 😂
gfdi eric andre is a god among-st men
Man Taylor’s photographer really lets her express herself and let out her unique energy that guy deserves a raise
tf you even talking about
You travel to America, escape poverty, run your own successful business in NY, then one day, you are walking down the sidewalk, only to be screamed at by a cyclops photographer.
I like how he snaps 3 pics of him as he walks by
he said i got scared in farsi
that scream is so fuckin awesome I love it!
His scream put me to tears
He saluted the cyclops, I think he was scared to see his king taking pics.
Lmaaaaoo that old guy was Iranian!!! He said “ehhh tarsidam!” Which means “aaah I got scared!”
You gotta pay the troll toll if ya wanna get into that boys soul, you gotta pay the troll toll to get in
0:17 hahahha classic iranian reaction
Bru you shook this old man's world for a minute.
Bwahaha.. Persian dudes reaction is classic
+MistaOneGuy persian?
yes
apparently what he shouts is a Persian phrase translating to "I got scared"
that's correct
MistaOneGuy sounds like he is speaking backwards
I dont speak persian but based on the other 80% of comments he said “i got scared”. Youre welcome
Yeah, glad someone could tell me that he said you're welcome
"Ignore them, they don't define you" new words I live by
Bet he went home like “Betty! You won’t believe what I saw today!”
He said "that scared me" in australian
Huh?!?! Australian?!
Persian!
Wooooosh
Ah yes, Iran's official language, Australian
@@pabloraindogarcia8107 Definitely Austrian
You gotta pay the troll toll to get into that boys soul!
This is a much better eye than Dr.strange's third eye in the movie.
He says in persian :
“Oh you scared me!”
This gets funnier EVERY SINGLE time I rewatch
That would've tripped me the fuck out
this clip has been sitting on my recommended page for ages and now i decided to open it to see what this is about.
“Ignore them Taylor, they don’t define you” I love Eric Andre
"Pay deh toll!"
"But, I... I.. I.."
"Are you saying that because I'm a cyclops!"
he doesn't say "But, I... I.. I.."...he is speaking Fasri language
I usually dont do this, but "whoosh"
ya'll act like you ain't ever seen a cyclops before, jaws all on the floor
Eminem?
Congrats 1000 subs.
Old people: "never stare at people for how they look"
Also old people:
Older people can be morally schizophrenic. They're obsessed with young people having sex, yet they themselves get into freaky deaky shit. Most of the escort industry clientele is guys over 35.
That old man probably expressed him self in his shorts.
Love it.
That old man definitely crapped his pants. See you all in five years when this is recommended again.
He keeps scarin' people and somebody is gonna call the cycops!
The old one forgot to pay the toll lol
that poor man's brain never recovered. i know mine wouldn't
In Persian he says "ahh I got scared" lol
This is one of those skits that i wish was longer. He could've gotten better reactions than that
I can only imagine what that old man told his friends and family he saw that day.
This is horrifying but hilarious
I hope this man is still alive and well.
He was probably a doctor and was intrigued he has never heard of such a case
My favorite part is how the old bloke instantly salutes him