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  • @couchpotato2128
    @couchpotato2128 4 роки тому +8072

    "you gotta get away from my child"
    *Brings the child over*

    • @name-du9ty
      @name-du9ty 4 роки тому +71

      She was sitting down next to Eric, he definitely was there after she had sat down.

    • @worldstar3003
      @worldstar3003 4 роки тому +193

      She didn’t trust like that

    • @evanspader6762
      @evanspader6762 4 роки тому +17

      Her child looks like she somd him the sock

    • @Meeminator
      @Meeminator 4 роки тому +113

      @@name-du9ty A good parent would bring their child away from the madness and not towards it lol. Especially considering he wasn't doing anything illegal.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 4 роки тому +22

      it's the DNC so what do you expect

  • @TP-rs5zl
    @TP-rs5zl 4 роки тому +19011

    I'm amazed the pretzel man was so chill with Eric's insanity.

    • @jomomicbumsmell620
      @jomomicbumsmell620 4 роки тому +131

      William Winkle he’s a Democrat that’s why 😂

    • @Pantano63
      @Pantano63 4 роки тому +621

      He just wanted to sell his delicious pretzels!

    • @thumphreybrogart4108
      @thumphreybrogart4108 4 роки тому +439

      I always said every conversation has the potential to end with a pretzel sale

    • @squiddstv
      @squiddstv 4 роки тому +59

      that pretzel man lives outside. in the area where this was shot. he's heard it all.

    • @Destructerator
      @Destructerator 4 роки тому +155

      "Right here are these pretzels."

  • @RealJ8
    @RealJ8 4 роки тому +13329

    The way the pretzel guy kept saying "okay" completely unmoved by the absurdity, and then presenting the pretzels was utter genius

  • @i_own_adog
    @i_own_adog 3 роки тому +1528

    That's one guy that was completely unfazed by Eric, then one upped his randomness with a pretzel check. What a legend.

    • @powerfulech0356
      @powerfulech0356 2 роки тому +41

      That guy was such a chad

    • @Thedarkknight2244
      @Thedarkknight2244 2 роки тому +71

      He saw his trolling as a sale opportunity. A true genius entrepreneur

  • @madison5116
    @madison5116 4 роки тому +17265

    After watching this, I have learned that if you can handle Eric’s mentality, then you’re truly a humble dude

    • @taloob493
      @taloob493 4 роки тому +637

      The pretzel man is a national treasure

    • @SplendidFellow
      @SplendidFellow 4 роки тому +377

      "Okay... okay... okay... right here in these pretzels."

    • @chgaming5059
      @chgaming5059 4 роки тому +147

      The pretzel man is god above gods

    • @SamFreedom
      @SamFreedom 4 роки тому +19

      Please don't vote or run for office

    • @Aerochalklate
      @Aerochalklate 4 роки тому +71

      or even better, you don't take life so seriously because it doesn't need to be taken so seriously

  • @Grandmaster_Cow
    @Grandmaster_Cow 5 років тому +44842

    She literally came up to him and told him to get away from her child, like what

    • @iviixl
      @iviixl 5 років тому +1017

      Xûr omg that’s true. Didn’t notice XD

    • @Cheezdealer
      @Cheezdealer 5 років тому +1006

      Your will is not your own.

    • @the_jones528
      @the_jones528 5 років тому +1834

      Democrats be like that

    • @mrsexy5680
      @mrsexy5680 5 років тому +163

      Consequence No. 62 it really do

    • @introvertedwerido3292
      @introvertedwerido3292 5 років тому +609

      Entitled mother maybe

  • @ziongite
    @ziongite 3 роки тому +2029

    There has never been anyone quite like Eric, he literally has zero inhibition and no shame mechanism, he will literally do anything, and seeing peoples reactions is hilarious.

    • @crushycrawfishy1765
      @crushycrawfishy1765 3 роки тому +37

      Yes, his name was Tom Green. He was being Eric andre before Adult swim was even thought of.

    • @coqpit69
      @coqpit69 3 роки тому +35

      Ever heard of Filthy Frank?

    • @jamesharris40001
      @jamesharris40001 3 роки тому +5

      Some boomer enters this thread and says a name that came before Tom Green nobody has ever heard of.

    • @ailaaaishapath9823
      @ailaaaishapath9823 3 роки тому +25

      @@jamesharris40001 there definitely are shock comedians way before eric andre was a thing. boomer or not

    • @kikiretzorg1467
      @kikiretzorg1467 3 роки тому +3

      Borat

  • @dwiney4902
    @dwiney4902 5 років тому +2174

    "you know where the glory holes are?"
    *"right here on these pretzels"*

  • @gregoryashton
    @gregoryashton 4 роки тому +11689

    Eric’s like a real life GTA V character

    • @redfox4220
      @redfox4220 4 роки тому +197

      It be cool if he got a cameo in gta 6 but that’s highly unlikely since they wanna keep remastering 5 for the billionth time

    • @piktureit
      @piktureit 4 роки тому +12

      Lmao

    • @Salbren_boi
      @Salbren_boi 3 роки тому +25

      @@redfox4220 GTA5 rtx PS-23 time

    • @magnuskhan9405
      @magnuskhan9405 3 роки тому +3

      This guy really doesn't understand

    • @yesandyes9168
      @yesandyes9168 3 роки тому +4

      @@redfox4220 he should get his own radio station

  • @rtyprty
    @rtyprty 5 років тому +6132

    store: *opens at 9:30am*
    old folks at 9:27am: 0:22

  • @theunbalancedcharge2077
    @theunbalancedcharge2077 3 роки тому +684

    “I was bit by Anthony Kiedis last night”
    Starts singing. Brilliant

    • @TheMofobuss
      @TheMofobuss 3 роки тому +32

      Skooooobadoooobadooba

    • @1_armm
      @1_armm 3 роки тому +38

      @@TheMofobussNEW YORK KNICKS DONT MIX WITH POLITICS

  • @SuperSparrow45
    @SuperSparrow45 4 роки тому +5885

    I love how Eric was so desperate that he resorted to interviewing the bus passing by.

    • @dominikweber4305
      @dominikweber4305 3 роки тому +108

      And then he fell over

    • @krey4608
      @krey4608 3 роки тому +90

      Then grabs the gate and said "Let me in. LET ME IN!!!!!"

    • @user-yn8jo3xd6w
      @user-yn8jo3xd6w 3 роки тому +52

      @@krey4608 and then walks over to a bunch of people and says "hey smell this sock"

    • @razzledazzle8593
      @razzledazzle8593 3 роки тому +15

      @@user-yn8jo3xd6w and then he drank spray

    • @SmartWentCrazy
      @SmartWentCrazy 3 роки тому +8

      @@razzledazzle8593 and then he impersonated Anthony Kiedis

  • @siqmadiq2171
    @siqmadiq2171 4 роки тому +12760

    “Get away from my child” as she literally approached him.

    • @gethumbled6199
      @gethumbled6199 4 роки тому +152

      she was sitting down right there

    • @famousbowl9926
      @famousbowl9926 4 роки тому +35

      She was sitting dowm...

    • @sharkbeats1397
      @sharkbeats1397 4 роки тому +279

      She's a Karen...

    • @antonn.mp4
      @antonn.mp4 4 роки тому +140

      @@famousbowl9926 she should have moved

    • @arkkylite7434
      @arkkylite7434 4 роки тому +35

      @@sharkbeats1397 I mean every mother would do the same thing for their chilr

  • @teeniepeenie3148
    @teeniepeenie3148 5 років тому +3823

    "you know where the gloryholes are?"
    "right here in these pretzels"
    pretzel man for season 5 of the eric andre show

  • @padfoot6615
    @padfoot6615 2 роки тому +419

    If you ever feel like you were having anxiety, just remember what this man puts himself through for your entertainment

  • @hogarmenos
    @hogarmenos 4 роки тому +7780

    I love his ability to maintain a functional conversation without adressing anything the other person is saying, like "Get this out of his face" Eric: "No no, I bought it super cheap".

    • @jacklane8099
      @jacklane8099 4 роки тому +204

      Fits right in at these political events

    • @lemonke3774
      @lemonke3774 4 роки тому +18

      *s c o o p i t y p o o p*

    • @tannerjmatheson
      @tannerjmatheson 4 роки тому +42

      Thats not a functional conversation lol

  • @trappedontheinternet
    @trappedontheinternet 4 роки тому +6278

    "Right here are these pretzels" - a truly enlightened response. In the absence of donuts, a pretzel is a good secondary replacement for a glory hole.

    • @gladman9634
      @gladman9634 4 роки тому +78

      Truly an inspirational maneuver. Hes probably an angel watching over us

    • @dizzy8950
      @dizzy8950 4 роки тому +6

      Godspeed gentlemen 🙏

    • @cw9731
      @cw9731 4 роки тому

      Best comment

    • @Latinos4Trump
      @Latinos4Trump 4 роки тому +4

      @@dizzy8950 like I said above, I hear there are great Gloryholes at NFL, MLB & NBA stadiums! ProTip: Play National Anthem on phone, instant knees to the floor👍

    • @coppermoth6069
      @coppermoth6069 4 роки тому +6

      He’s got a very bright future in marketing, maybe real estate

  • @yhutoub9165
    @yhutoub9165 4 роки тому +4929

    "Let me in... LET ME IIIIIIINNNNNN!"
    "hey smell this sock"

  • @georgeolguin5050
    @georgeolguin5050 3 роки тому +211

    I like that when the crew has very little material to work with they just add more sound effects to make up for it lol

    • @Pajamers
      @Pajamers 3 роки тому +1

      That's just a popular editing style for alot of comedy shows aroun 2009 starting with Dj Doug Pounds edits on Tim and Eric

  • @baconpantsable
    @baconpantsable 5 років тому +8470

    The best part is the fact that apparently Eric is so unrecognizable that nobody knows it's extreme satire

    • @AvidAnimator77
      @AvidAnimator77 5 років тому +168

      Bob Jones you gotta get away from this sock, it stinks

    • @outlawstarjoseph8064
      @outlawstarjoseph8064 5 років тому +198

      Lord Slapaman it’s not satire it’s just him being fucking random and funny there’s no critiques or anything of the sort it’s just pure shock humor at its best

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 5 років тому +108

      @@outlawstarjoseph8064 I'm pretty sure his pranks are a sort of critique of tv prank channels, with the strange sound effects added and all that. I think this is a satire of inexperienced political interviewers, like those people you'd find in youtube who pretend to be doing an interview while really just trying to piss off the person

    • @chris7285
      @chris7285 4 роки тому +15

      OutlawStar Joseph it’s only shock humor to you if it’s shocking to you. Some people hate the awkwardness so much they wanna magically disappear because they’re so fragile.

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 4 роки тому +51

      @@chris7285 you're not fragile for being like that lmao, most sane people wouldn't be thrilled if a random guy started making a scene and drawing attention to them

  • @nathanonsgard2152
    @nathanonsgard2152 5 років тому +5254

    Ok why is noone mentioning the old man who started having a super real talk and he just got pushed aside

    • @josephbutler7531
      @josephbutler7531 5 років тому +107

      Nathan Onsgard as I read this comment the old man showed up on screen

    • @rust44
      @rust44 5 років тому +215

      That was John Lennon’s ghost he was never real

    • @outcastx1697
      @outcastx1697 4 роки тому +19

      Sentient being it was all in your imagination

    • @terrance2405
      @terrance2405 4 роки тому

      Right

    • @weefi_
      @weefi_ 4 роки тому +81

      Funny enough, that's my friend, his name is Dick Wurfel! An ex-fire fighter from Vermont. Truly an angel of a man.

  • @OneMeanArtist
    @OneMeanArtist 5 років тому +11720

    "Get away from my child."

    • @psychobratt
      @psychobratt 5 років тому +53

      She was already sitting there when he walked over you fucking idiot

    • @frecklenuckle4450
      @frecklenuckle4450 5 років тому +522

      @@psychobratt literally could've just gotten up and walked away but sure

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 5 років тому +29

      @@frecklenuckle4450 He'd been in that area doing the sock bit for a while, she'd probably had enough.

    • @psychobratt
      @psychobratt 5 років тому +14

      @@frecklenuckle4450 Yes, of course it's still somehow her fault even though she was originally sitting there as he walked over. Yes, instead of the poop sock freak just walking away from her child, she and her child should both inconvenience themselves for the poop sock freak and move all of their shit just for him to likely walk up to her and her child again.
      Y'all are literally morons I stfg.

    • @lainey6474
      @lainey6474 5 років тому +189

      @@psychobratt Chill tf out. You're way too amped up about a gag that happened 3 years ago. Also, Eric doesn't target kids with his comedy. He targets adults. He would not have harmed or bothered the kid.

  • @nothintoseeheremovealong9372
    @nothintoseeheremovealong9372 5 років тому +5367

    2:02 the chillest man in the known universe

  • @PeterHSPeter
    @PeterHSPeter 2 роки тому +179

    Love the woman who approaches him with her child to tell him not to get near her child

    • @PeeperPanda
      @PeeperPanda 2 роки тому +2

      She was sitting in the grass with her kid, Eric walked up to them lmao.

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 Рік тому +15

      Child protective services should look into any parent that willingly brings their child in close proximity to eric andre

    • @Terranova339
      @Terranova339 Рік тому +7

      She can jsut walk away, but no. Gotta go right in his face to tell him to back off, WHILE dragging your child along. Instead of just pissing off

    • @jvsirotniak
      @jvsirotniak Рік тому +2

      “Yeah, you gotta get away from this sock, it stinks”

    • @saam6768
      @saam6768 6 місяців тому

      conservatives in a nut shell.

  • @hectoritoyo
    @hectoritoyo 5 років тому +17142

    Disney really fired James Gunn for his tweets while hiring Eric Andre for The Lion King lmao

    • @thatonedudebutwho9919
      @thatonedudebutwho9919 5 років тому +869

      I think Disney learned their leason

    • @wasdye2230
      @wasdye2230 5 років тому +791

      They rehired him a while ago

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 5 років тому +210

      God bless America

    • @heliopyre
      @heliopyre 5 років тому +445

      they pretended to fire him while they were acquiring fox so it wouldn't weaken their hand

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 5 років тому +36

      heliopyre care to explain more? This is the first I’ve heard of that being the reason.

  • @SacramentalASMR
    @SacramentalASMR 8 років тому +54786

    "You can't spell amERICAN DREam without Eric Andre."

  • @TheHellogoo
    @TheHellogoo 5 років тому +21111

    Eric Andre is the closest thing we have to Japanese television shows.

    • @ForgotFuckIt
      @ForgotFuckIt 5 років тому +257

      TheHellogoo you stole the comment and Japanese tv shows aren’t anywhere near as ridiculous as this guy

    • @JarwanH
      @JarwanH 5 років тому +550

      @@ForgotFuckIt Noway.. i watch some Japanese shows subbed and i can tell you this is much more tame compared to what they have to offer.

    • @ForgotFuckIt
      @ForgotFuckIt 5 років тому +18

      Jarwan such as?

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 5 років тому +195

      space pirate
      Depends on the show. There are ones with black face and Filthy Frank style but with more budget.

    • @JarwanH
      @JarwanH 5 років тому +85

      @@ForgotFuckIt Gaki No Tsukai i watch most of.. its a variety show where the hosts of the show complete a set of challenges. and the losers are subjected to a 24h punishment game where they avoid being blow darted in the ass, smacked with a belt etc etc.. silent library was inspired by them. just recently an article talked about blowjob karaoke.. i think thats late night but still crazier than anything that comes across our tv.. i mean most of the crazy shows we have are inspired by japanese tv.. go look it up

  • @BrainbusterLeckie
    @BrainbusterLeckie Рік тому +19

    "I got a child here, you gotta get away from my child."
    She says as she drags her child towards Eric.

  • @DudeMaster-sl3ff
    @DudeMaster-sl3ff 6 років тому +4994

    1:41 "Aren't you worried that Hillary is gonna stretch out the president shirt with her honkers?" Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

    • @g0b3y0nd2
      @g0b3y0nd2 6 років тому +79

      DudeMaster 5241 Easy answer, He’s Eric Andre

    • @undisclosedsteve6361
      @undisclosedsteve6361 6 років тому +18

      @@g0b3y0nd2 lol it's from one of his segments

    • @bottleomemes
      @bottleomemes 6 років тому +31

      Using a eric andre quote on a eric andre vid nani

    • @alexpacheco2632
      @alexpacheco2632 6 років тому +17

      Did...did you quote his quote and compliment him with his quote?

    • @DudeMaster-sl3ff
      @DudeMaster-sl3ff 6 років тому +4

      @@alexpacheco2632 yes...yes i did

  • @shortm33
    @shortm33 5 років тому +3764

    “You gotta get away from my child”
    *Proceeds to pull her child closer*

    • @kaassaus4230
      @kaassaus4230 5 років тому +103

      That is how women work

    • @Naruto200041
      @Naruto200041 5 років тому +23

      @@kaassaus4230 Nah, miss me with that shit and I don't even have kids lol

    • @abadabadoo5246
      @abadabadoo5246 5 років тому +61

      Nah you gotta get away from this sock it stinks

    • @macaroniart7523
      @macaroniart7523 5 років тому +9

      Open your eyes, she was sitting on the ground and almost got stepped on. Pay the fuck attention instead of trying to fet yourself attention.

    • @mlgthuglife5528
      @mlgthuglife5528 5 років тому +1

      Your mouth says no... *But your body says yes~*

  • @bonnetroblox
    @bonnetroblox 5 років тому +3828

    “Do you know where the glory holes are?”
    “Right here in these *pretzels.”*

  • @DLGraham
    @DLGraham 3 роки тому +27

    *Walks up to Eric with her child in tow*
    "You gotta get away from my child'

  • @MultiLelde
    @MultiLelde 8 років тому +2758

    I love how that lady came up to him and said "I have a child so I need you to leave". Ma'am that's counter productive if you're the one who bought the kid to him.

    • @domscards
      @domscards 8 років тому +15

      Lol yeah

    • @domscards
      @domscards 8 років тому +33

      ***** Conservative*

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 8 років тому +3

      ^Uh, you agreed with the OP though. Liberals are dumb. Are you one?

    • @retrofilth1414
      @retrofilth1414 8 років тому +13

      Cuckservatives are fucking morons lol at least libtards are sort of on the right track, they're a bit naive but still

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 8 років тому +14

      RetroFilth Cancer

  • @summers232
    @summers232 8 років тому +2578

    Do you know where the glory holes are? "In these pretzels."

    • @Petey0707
      @Petey0707 8 років тому +334

      That's salesmanship!

    • @KartikeyaDutta
      @KartikeyaDutta 8 років тому +166

      He really wanted to sell those fucking pretzels. But alas Harry doesn't trust like that.

    • @JK-wg4mw
      @JK-wg4mw 8 років тому +1

      😮

    • @tomismop
      @tomismop 7 років тому +2

      That was so quick XD

    • @scoutkirby144
      @scoutkirby144 6 років тому +3

      But pretzels is the same.

  • @generaldom
    @generaldom 8 років тому +5070

    That pretzel dude came in with the bomb ass joke assist

    • @FANKANable
      @FANKANable 8 років тому +63

      I remember you from the on GP video

    • @SF_XX
      @SF_XX 8 років тому +17

      did the shy Asian girl ever put down the psp?

    • @WaterfallEnthusiast43
      @WaterfallEnthusiast43 8 років тому

      +FANKANable we all have smilar taste

    • @generaldom
      @generaldom 8 років тому +4

      ***** Love it and have done work with the company that makes the animations

    • @generaldom
      @generaldom 8 років тому +3

      FANKANable Yo what up

  • @momsberettas9576
    @momsberettas9576 2 роки тому +41

    Walks up to him with her child "You've gotta get away from my child"

  • @johnryan461
    @johnryan461 5 років тому +3627

    "Hillary was Donald Trump this whole time." - very deep

    • @reachroachhshrek3842
      @reachroachhshrek3842 5 років тому +2

      john ryan 🇲🇽🇺🇸🇨🇦

    • @reachroachhshrek3842
      @reachroachhshrek3842 5 років тому +1

      joshepi krakowski what do you expect nowadays ? All the “good content” is being thrown at The normies for them to decipher, and that’s why we get a bunch of normie trend follower comments such as “very deep”

    • @juliocesaralvesfernandes8158
      @juliocesaralvesfernandes8158 4 роки тому +7

      @@reachroachhshrek3842 Pretty sure that's not what he meant

    • @reachroachhshrek3842
      @reachroachhshrek3842 4 роки тому

      Birk thus conscience doth make cowards of us all - Shakespeare

    • @reachroachhshrek3842
      @reachroachhshrek3842 4 роки тому +1

      joshepi krakowski our butthole muscles open up and release waste, our pee holes open up and release waste ???

  • @hiivasivut
    @hiivasivut 5 років тому +2873

    "FREEDOM FREEDOM"
    *_gets escorted out of the building_*
    "Freedom ain't not free"

    • @ixaug7857
      @ixaug7857 5 років тому +6

      Ah yes thank you for repeating this like everyone else.

    • @dead_rose9272
      @dead_rose9272 4 роки тому

      Heyoooo fello gacha tuber

    • @ixaug7857
      @ixaug7857 4 роки тому +3

      @@dead_rose9272 Gatcha is Cancer.

    • @dead_rose9272
      @dead_rose9272 4 роки тому

      @@ixaug7857 like u but worse 😎😎

    • @ixaug7857
      @ixaug7857 4 роки тому +1

      @@dead_rose9272You see you know you're a turbo virgin when you start an insult using the other person's insult.

  • @lostjack157
    @lostjack157 6 років тому +5258

    It stills amazes me that Eric Andre will play one of hyenas in the upcoming Lion King movie.

    • @ChrIsaH1996
      @ChrIsaH1996 6 років тому +196

      He also plays Lucie in Disenchantment on Netflix 😂😂

    • @SketchartStudios1015
      @SketchartStudios1015 6 років тому +180

      Imagine him saying “let me in” that would be soo funny.

    • @chrischris9123
      @chrischris9123 6 років тому +70

      @@ChrIsaH1996 ARE YOU FOR REAL? That was Eric??? How did i miss that

    • @ChrIsaH1996
      @ChrIsaH1996 6 років тому +10

      @@chrischris9123 Double check the cast of Disenchantment and you'll see 😉

    • @rooseveltbrentwood9654
      @rooseveltbrentwood9654 6 років тому +4

      hope he isnt going pop

  • @TuanNguyen-mv1qz
    @TuanNguyen-mv1qz 2 місяці тому +11

    0:22 Philadelphia open at 7:50 am, people at 7:40 am

  • @RaraDaMean
    @RaraDaMean 4 роки тому +2839

    Let's give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate

    • @jeremy1529
      @jeremy1529 4 роки тому +17

      jillian barberie! jillian barberie! jillian barberie!

    • @tayloreh
      @tayloreh 4 роки тому +1

      Doc ckicken doc chicken doc chicken!

    • @knowtheunknown2.0og60
      @knowtheunknown2.0og60 4 роки тому +5

      👀
      👄

    • @kyuhaisen7122
      @kyuhaisen7122 4 роки тому

      Lmao so much for Conrad's interview 😂

    • @SidneyMosley
      @SidneyMosley 4 роки тому

      Eric Andre trying not to break character & Laugh: 😳👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @TheOmenTheEnd
    @TheOmenTheEnd 5 років тому +2787

    "Hey smell this sock."
    *proceeds to play presidential music*

    • @franklin8141
      @franklin8141 5 років тому +5

      @@djunbir Yankee Doodle.

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 5 років тому +3

      He bought it off of somebody in the bathroom !

    • @Y2Jared15
      @Y2Jared15 5 років тому +4

      I think it was the Barney's main theme :

    • @yowiewowie2663
      @yowiewowie2663 5 років тому +1

      WHZ200 do you know where the glory holes are?

    • @hsanc72598
      @hsanc72598 5 років тому

      Yankee Doodle is not a presidential song tho what the fuck

  • @duckhugginggoblin9156
    @duckhugginggoblin9156 5 років тому +4449

    That lady with the child walked to eric, to tell hum to back up.

    • @matacoyo
      @matacoyo 4 роки тому +252

      she was a karen

    • @Dachief54
      @Dachief54 4 роки тому +185

      She prob brought her child to use them as a weapon so she could be a boisterous and annoying as she wanted but if anyone talks back "Not IN FRONT OF MAH CHILD!"

    • @duckhugginggoblin9156
      @duckhugginggoblin9156 4 роки тому +7

      @@Dachief54 probbly

    • @RedxLilxSleepy
      @RedxLilxSleepy 4 роки тому +20

      @@Dachief54 id slap her and her kid lol

    • @A05_233
      @A05_233 4 роки тому +12

      I’m pretty sure she was on the floor

  • @helenarc5790
    @helenarc5790 3 роки тому +44

    I love the way that old guy laughs at 1:32 lmaooo its so genuine

    • @helenarc5790
      @helenarc5790 3 роки тому +1

      @Simón La Onda thank you, i will check him out!

    • @2.0studi0syt3
      @2.0studi0syt3 Рік тому

      .

    • @xlz24
      @xlz24 6 місяців тому

      @simonlaonda9697 OMFG I didn't realize that was Greg Palast lol that makes this even funnier

  • @MrPatters
    @MrPatters 4 роки тому +5580

    Underappreciated jokes:
    -Eric punching his own balls
    -Getting bit by Anthony Kiedis
    -Bernie having a lemon party

    • @lilporky8565
      @lilporky8565 4 роки тому +58

      I guess it's cause nobody knows who Anthony Keidis is, including me.

    • @MrPatters
      @MrPatters 4 роки тому +144

      @@lilporky8565 He's the lead singer of The Red Hot Chilli Peppers

    • @samuelwetz8378
      @samuelwetz8378 4 роки тому +26

      I loved the kiedis joke 🤣

    • @GearsNerd13
      @GearsNerd13 4 роки тому +21

      The Kiedis joke is phenomenal

    • @lilporky8565
      @lilporky8565 4 роки тому +7

      @@MrPatters Well shit, now I feel like one'a them young whippersnappers, and not in the good way.

  • @jjoptimalfilms4923
    @jjoptimalfilms4923 4 роки тому +2770

    2:24 “do you know where the glory holes are?” “Right here are these pretzels”

  • @kuraes
    @kuraes 5 років тому +2536

    i love the overuse of sound effects

    • @Glibglob89
      @Glibglob89 5 років тому +18

      Me too lol that's one of my favorite parts. The mic hitting that guys face🤣🤣

    • @Naomi_Rosy
      @Naomi_Rosy 5 років тому +1

      Change your profile pic now

  • @ayyayyron5064
    @ayyayyron5064 5 років тому +3831

    “Do you know where the gloryholes are?
    “Right here are these pretzels.”

  • @SG-iv5nt
    @SG-iv5nt 6 років тому +7081

    0:22 any character that isn't in smash

    • @juliogarcias3927
      @juliogarcias3927 6 років тому +193

      Drunk waluigi:lemme in *leMME IIINNNN*

    • @SMUS16475
      @SMUS16475 6 років тому +84

      *Technically, Waluigi, Shadow and Isaac are in Smash. They're just not in the roster.*

    • @dluuxx
      @dluuxx 6 років тому +8

      Julio Garcia S
      Lemme inEEEGHHHHH

    • @enderborn6860
      @enderborn6860 6 років тому +5

      aside from a certain thief dressed in black with a white mask WE GON GET JOKED OUT IN SMASH BOYS IT PERSONA TIME

    • @iisyes239
      @iisyes239 6 років тому

      🎵🎶🎙🎚🎛🎤🎧📻🎷🎸💿📀🎥🎞📽🎬📺📷📸📹📜📄📰🗞📑🔖🏷💰💴💵✒🖋🖊🖌🖍📝💼📁📂🗂🔓🔏🔐🔑🗝🔨⛏⚒🛠🗡🛒🔨

  • @The_Youtube_Winner
    @The_Youtube_Winner 3 роки тому +17

    the world is better with people like eric doing the things he does and showing it to us

  • @pho3nix-
    @pho3nix- 4 роки тому +3462

    The pretzel guy is what the country needs

  • @neolithicobject
    @neolithicobject 4 роки тому +3832

    Eric Andre knows exactly how to mess with people.

    • @marshalllaw8842
      @marshalllaw8842 4 роки тому +28

      Him and Tom Green man, masters of their craft

    • @janky477
      @janky477 4 роки тому +39

      Politically charged people are easy to mess with, just do whatever the oppositie of what they believe in is.

    • @TheDreadedJuggernaut
      @TheDreadedJuggernaut 4 роки тому

      @@janky477 No I disagree I was told differently then you and I can't be wrong. You must be dumb to disagree with me.

    • @janky477
      @janky477 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheDreadedJuggernaut Nah Uhhhh! I heard from valid resources like my Mom and the television and my neighbor that this opinion I have formulated is not only true, but also mine, and that I can think for myself very well!

    • @az......
      @az...... 3 роки тому +2

      But not with the pretzel man

  • @Schmidty030
    @Schmidty030 5 років тому +4587

    *Sleeping on your arm.
    Red blood cells: 0:22

    • @Schmidty030
      @Schmidty030 5 років тому +27

      @@nichtkarllauterbach6875 Yeah, I saw it on Reddit and thought it was the best version of the meme.

    • @dannybroblox3633
      @dannybroblox3633 5 років тому +3

      I just learned something

    • @coldbabydom9553
      @coldbabydom9553 5 років тому +1

      This shit fucking funny af

    • @Jun-cz9cv
      @Jun-cz9cv 5 років тому

      What a fucking nerd :)

    • @SholenBurger
      @SholenBurger 5 років тому

      Ken Nishikino ok?

  • @jimmyneutron6300
    @jimmyneutron6300 2 роки тому +232

    It funny how nobody in the crowd realize that Eric Andre was being a troll

    • @Maffrick
      @Maffrick 2 роки тому +9

      Ah, America.

    • @pablopiblito7955
      @pablopiblito7955 2 роки тому +5

      They don´t care. Most of them are full of hate.

    • @RamsayBolton13
      @RamsayBolton13 2 роки тому +6

      @@pablopiblito7955 you think people at the DNC would be full of hate as compared to what? The RNC?

    • @lebumjames1373
      @lebumjames1373 Рік тому +1

      @@RamsayBolton13 Yes lol both parties are equally deranged lunatics

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 Рік тому +10

      @@RamsayBolton13 Yeah. The people at the DNC were a little bit sensitive, but who wouldn't be if Eric Andre came up to them. Alex Jones, on the other hand, immediately said "this guy wants to take our freedom of speech" while mistaking him for "the Daily Show" guy. I would rather have a society full of chill, if opinionated, people than a society full of fearful gremlins.

  • @Mablak200
    @Mablak200 8 років тому +5542

    I still wanna know what that bus had to say.

    • @NarcissisticApe
      @NarcissisticApe 8 років тому +17

      Oh my god me too!

    • @suckmysilencer747
      @suckmysilencer747 8 років тому +94

      "I miss the good ol days when presenters like this shithead had to sit in the back of me"

    • @suckmysilencer747
      @suckmysilencer747 8 років тому

      ***** It's a joke fam

    • @suckmysilencer747
      @suckmysilencer747 8 років тому +6

      Find some real issues to get offended over, please.

    • @suckmysilencer747
      @suckmysilencer747 8 років тому +6

      ***** trigger me timbers I'm going to go back to my safespace in tumblr after that.

  • @Bikewithlove
    @Bikewithlove 8 років тому +1311

    For a second I thought that was Martin Luther King

    • @keithbrotherhood
      @keithbrotherhood 8 років тому +55

      he is not martin Luther king

    • @Bikewithlove
      @Bikewithlove 8 років тому +23

      +keithbrotherhood - So they keep telling me. He doesn't look like Martin Luther King to me, but we can't judge a book by it's cover, am I right?

    • @keithbrotherhood
      @keithbrotherhood 8 років тому +5

      +Bikewithlove he is not martin Luther king

    • @keithbrotherhood
      @keithbrotherhood 8 років тому +12

      +Bikewithlove he is not martin Luther king

    • @Bikewithlove
      @Bikewithlove 8 років тому +23

      keithbrotherhood Is he L. Ron Hoyambembe?

  • @mossysage
    @mossysage 4 роки тому +14538

    "Dont you think that's a little sexist, per say"
    "Sorry I'm auditioning for fox news"

    • @HumansFreshlyBorn
      @HumansFreshlyBorn 4 роки тому +895

      “I’m trying to get groped by Roger Ailes”

    • @spaaalalatv9852
      @spaaalalatv9852 4 роки тому +39

      dakota perhaps?

    • @googlewolly
      @googlewolly 4 роки тому +149

      I bet that the leftist soybois died laughing from that.

    • @caseyk5245
      @caseyk5245 4 роки тому +755

      googlewolly or ya know, people, Bc regardless of politics it was funny lol

    • @SkarnioMS
      @SkarnioMS 4 роки тому +431

      @@googlewolly I'm not even american and that shit was hilarious

  • @Jerry_the_Head
    @Jerry_the_Head 2 роки тому +4

    0:16
    0:18
    Loki after teleporting to Salem, MA
    0:22
    Loki after ending up at Iiaros' home
    (if you're wondering, this is part of a series called "Mythos" and Loki is one of the main protagonists, Iiaros is another one of the main protagonists.

  • @TFLdotcom
    @TFLdotcom 8 років тому +4518

    *walks up to Eric*... "you've gotta get away from my child"

    • @JonYodice
      @JonYodice 8 років тому +41

      COME 'ERE! **pushes - Bill Hicks

    • @giannis5250
      @giannis5250 8 років тому +3

      Watch the video again.

    • @a_single_white_female
      @a_single_white_female 8 років тому +28

      Quit saying that you fuckwit krok.

    • @Inaugurati
      @Inaugurati 8 років тому

      slags and sores

    • @redcash123
      @redcash123 8 років тому +60

      that lady was so un called for. She brought her child to Eric.

  • @Kingbron007
    @Kingbron007 5 років тому +8758

    Why does everyone hate Eric like no one knows him

    • @thatoneguy3883
      @thatoneguy3883 5 років тому +116

      People hate him?

    • @Awakened0101
      @Awakened0101 5 років тому +594

      Old people are morons and limited to what they watch

    • @thatoneguy3883
      @thatoneguy3883 5 років тому +39

      @@Awakened0101 I'd be fine if they limited what they watch and let me be

    • @bigb0ss583
      @bigb0ss583 5 років тому +171

      Because they're boomers

    • @bigb0ss583
      @bigb0ss583 5 років тому +10

      @Jaiden DePrez am I a zoomer or a Boomer? make up your mind already 👁️👄👁️

  • @AbstracktAlias
    @AbstracktAlias 8 років тому +4882

    *goes towards him* YOU NEED TO GET AWAY FROM MY CHILD

    • @JohnnyCzechman
      @JohnnyCzechman 8 років тому +251

      how DARE he stand in the general vicinity as her CHILD

    • @baditudedude
      @baditudedude 8 років тому +173

      Don't you ever talk me or my wifes son ever again.

    • @dkatomski
      @dkatomski 8 років тому +1

      I was about to comment the same thing.

    • @pentagramparsons
      @pentagramparsons 8 років тому +46

      And the child couldnt care less lol

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 8 років тому +10

      Shut the fuck up Liberal

  • @UU-wg6rz
    @UU-wg6rz 3 роки тому +35

    This man literally dont care what people think and he is unbiased at both places making fun of both sides great shit

  • @TheMegaxPlus
    @TheMegaxPlus 5 років тому +2149

    Greenland: **Closed its frontiers**
    Plague Inc player: 0:22

    • @patch-fm
      @patch-fm 5 років тому +31

      *LET ME IN LET INNNNNNN*

    • @Hazehazehaze
      @Hazehazehaze 5 років тому +19

      probably one of my fav comments here.

    • @NeosunST
      @NeosunST 5 років тому +31

      This is unbelievably relatable and I hate it.

    • @nathanbeebe7604
      @nathanbeebe7604 5 років тому +8

      This is too relatable! I can't tell you how many times I lost to Greenland!

    • @kaenimus7508
      @kaenimus7508 5 років тому +17

      Greenland is where i go in case of apocalypse

  • @abemcg3803
    @abemcg3803 6 років тому +3066

    0:23 thus a new meme was born

  • @InvisibleHotdog
    @InvisibleHotdog 8 років тому +1652

    Chaotic neutral

  • @Maximus20778
    @Maximus20778 2 роки тому +9

    Congrats to the pretzel man for keeping his composure throughout Eric's rampage

  • @AdaWongFanofc
    @AdaWongFanofc 5 років тому +11006

    *walks up to him with child* GET AWAY FROM MY CHILD

    • @RagbagMcShag
      @RagbagMcShag 5 років тому +529

      yeah some people just lack brains and their children will lack em too because of shit like that

    • @the_jones528
      @the_jones528 5 років тому +160

      That's the leftist for ya, will endanger family to try and seem relevant

    • @HappyBlanabaPlant
      @HappyBlanabaPlant 5 років тому +270

      Consequence No. 62 that’s not a typical leftist, its just a typical moron, which 90% of people are regardless of political beliefs

    • @otogun3324
      @otogun3324 5 років тому +80

      @@the_jones528 Doesn't the right send their sons and brothers in the middle east for irrelevant causes.

    • @raptorgod77
      @raptorgod77 5 років тому +50

      Naw she was sitting down the whole time

  • @demianj17
    @demianj17 5 років тому +2996

    0:22 when you’re racing your brother to the car and the door hasn’t been unlocked yet

    • @gradivus3130
      @gradivus3130 5 років тому +57

      I was racing my brother to our house recently, and I shattered the glass door. I have a couple scars. That was fun lol.

    • @dioxide39
      @dioxide39 5 років тому +9

      This is #relatable comment I'm gonna be honest with you.

    • @kricket_lolo
      @kricket_lolo 5 років тому +7

      Bruh I legit saw that on Pinterest and came here to see the original vid 😂😂

    • @idgiveyoumynameifihadone5075
      @idgiveyoumynameifihadone5075 5 років тому

      @@kricket_lolo OH MY GOD ME TOO LMFAO

    • @toxinergy7298
      @toxinergy7298 5 років тому +4

      You mean 0:23

  • @Max25670
    @Max25670 8 років тому +2155

    I'm disappointed that Eric didn't ask either party about their views on legalizing ranch.

    • @Boomersooner99
      @Boomersooner99 6 років тому +17

      Bob Ranch me brotendo!

    • @akhugiani1
      @akhugiani1 5 років тому +1

      Ranch?

    • @princegoatcheese9379
      @princegoatcheese9379 5 років тому +9

      Wasted opportunity! I demand Congress that ranch be legally consumed in public!

    • @ADT2695
      @ADT2695 5 років тому

      +Barribudda ́. Oh stop...

    • @desyncdarin7146
      @desyncdarin7146 5 років тому +4

      In all seriousness, ranch should be legalized. It is our right to eat with this delicious sauce!

  • @Whitehot-yn3pf
    @Whitehot-yn3pf Рік тому +10

    Well this is pretty much how I remember all of 2016 being.

  • @Welkdad
    @Welkdad 4 роки тому +2934

    The “I got bit by Anthony Kiedis” part was perfect

    • @ggthewhale
      @ggthewhale 4 роки тому +82

      Scooba dooba dooba scooba dooba doooooooba

    • @damondarkwalker
      @damondarkwalker 4 роки тому +32

      One of his best impersonations. Lol

    • @YesThisIsJed
      @YesThisIsJed 4 роки тому +44

      Even more so that he sang a bit of the lyrics from Apache Rose Peacock

    • @damesoumbi
      @damesoumbi 4 роки тому +15

      @@YesThisIsJed yea he must really be a fan, or at least be pretty familiar with their music

    • @Mozuku001
      @Mozuku001 4 роки тому +2

      Let me in

  • @OfficialAdamWest
    @OfficialAdamWest 8 років тому +980

    "Right here in these pretzels."

  • @remyd.s2286
    @remyd.s2286 8 років тому +1077

    This is where comedy begins to reach its ultimate form.

    • @susu666
      @susu666 8 років тому +5

      hackery?

    • @TECHNOxSPARTAN
      @TECHNOxSPARTAN 8 років тому +3

      +Fuller Mac meta..?

    • @remyd.s2286
      @remyd.s2286 8 років тому +16

      Fuller Mac​​ Meta is mostly just awareness of self, and although his comedy demonstrates an awareness of comedic conventions in order to be subversive of them, self-awareness is far from its defining trait. 

    • @tommyt390
      @tommyt390 8 років тому +2

      +Isaiah Bovard it's not just cringey shit though. although it is some cringe, the shit Andre does is just so out of place that it freaks people out and it's just hilarious.

    • @mvpslick94
      @mvpslick94 8 років тому

      Couldn't agree more.

  • @TheDame
    @TheDame 3 роки тому +4

    1:12 "Sorry I was bit by Anthony Kiedis"
    ERIC: *SKIP SKOP - SCUBA DOOBA DOOBA*

  • @sethhowell198
    @sethhowell198 4 роки тому +509

    "Freedom ain't not free."
    - Eric Andre

  • @Handlemydangle
    @Handlemydangle 5 років тому +1910

    “Get away from my child”
    *holds child’s hand and move closer to sock*

    • @bramvankooten
      @bramvankooten 5 років тому +6

      Yeah, we need more nihilist talk show hosts.

    • @ashnadhillon6782
      @ashnadhillon6782 4 роки тому +5

      That killed me. Like ma'am, walk away

    • @ze_rubenator
      @ze_rubenator 4 роки тому +1

      @@ashnadhillon6782 She was already sitting there. Maybe the clearly unstable dude with a sock full of shit should be the one to walk away.

    • @badjokezach6359
      @badjokezach6359 4 роки тому +3

      "You gotta get away from this sock"

    • @OfficialCharles
      @OfficialCharles 3 роки тому

      @@ze_rubenator She moved closer to him.

  • @drphiI
    @drphiI 6 років тому +3306

    Let me in... LET ME IIIIIINNNNNNNNN

    • @yowiewowie2663
      @yowiewowie2663 5 років тому +6

      Cave it’s got a little bit of lean in it

  • @maxvosper9420
    @maxvosper9420 Рік тому +4

    "Get out of my face" multiple times
    "Keeps talking" man what can you even do at that point 😆😅

  • @GreenHandMovies
    @GreenHandMovies 8 років тому +819

    lmao the fucking punch sound effects again

    • @IamGenoBlack
      @IamGenoBlack 8 років тому +12

      Best part of his stuff besides the We'll be right back music

  • @perrytheplatypus2001
    @perrytheplatypus2001 5 років тому +7693

    "don't you think that's a little sexiest?"
    *Sorry, I'm auditioning for Fox News*

    • @wsDiA_vd
      @wsDiA_vd 5 років тому +110

      @@tildenkatz5581 Found the Fox News employee

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 5 років тому +8

      @@tildenkatz5581 it was XD

    • @aqua-6
      @aqua-6 5 років тому +7

      @@tildenkatz5581 more like AUTISTIC Bashing Continental AM I RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

    • @DJ-vg1pr
      @DJ-vg1pr 5 років тому +95

      I’m trying to get groped by Roger Ailes

    • @boibio3563
      @boibio3563 5 років тому +2

      I just didn’t like her

  • @lilgoldenbuddy
    @lilgoldenbuddy 5 років тому +624

    That pretzel seller was at my town’s Halloween parade post-DNC. I asked him what he thought of Eric, to which he said “I didn’t know he was actually on tv. Thought it was a prank!”.

    • @damarv7025
      @damarv7025 5 років тому +7

      Damn

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi 4 роки тому +51

      Is he still selling pretzels as glory holes? He should totally consider that as a new avenue for business ngl.

    • @edtifa
      @edtifa 4 роки тому +7

      Well he was half right.

    • @13crazydaisies
      @13crazydaisies 4 роки тому +21

      That's so wholesome. You could almost call it...... _glory wholesome_

    • @wateriswet9301
      @wateriswet9301 4 роки тому +7

      He's hilarious though, tell him I love him

  • @garrold7123
    @garrold7123 10 місяців тому +1

    2:20 what a chad salesman. He didn't know what to say, respectfully accepted his fate and yet still tried to sell his pretzels to a weird man this is how you sell

  • @Naomi_Rosy
    @Naomi_Rosy 5 років тому +2630

    "you gotta get away from my child" *walks over to him with child* 0:50
    This sock stinks

    • @NotMikey437
      @NotMikey437 5 років тому +177

      "you gotta get away from this sock it stinks" lol perfect comeback

    • @Naomi_Rosy
      @Naomi_Rosy 5 років тому +5

      @@NotMikey437 yeah, I agree

    • @Naomi_Rosy
      @Naomi_Rosy 5 років тому +3

      0:50

    • @Gorbgorbenson
      @Gorbgorbenson 5 років тому +23

      She was already there, but just stands up. However, I agree, just walk away lol. Unless she had shit there already.

    • @Gorbgorbenson
      @Gorbgorbenson 5 років тому

      @@Naomi_Rosy i agree, I just was sayin that she didnt walk over just to say that.

  • @franv339
    @franv339 6 років тому +3024

    “I’m sorry i’m auditioning for Fox News” fuuuc got me dyin

    • @yeastofthoughtsmind9623
      @yeastofthoughtsmind9623 6 років тому +103

      "I'm trying to get groped by Roger Ailes" lmao, shit is genius.

    • @sh0werp0wer
      @sh0werp0wer 5 років тому +28

      Hahah I know, it's such a quick-witted off the cuff remark which shows what a brilliant comedian Eric Andre is, even though his unconvential type of humour doesn't always highlight it.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 років тому

      huehue, he's mimicking the "FOX NEWS!!!!!!!!" screechers.

    • @sh0werp0wer
      @sh0werp0wer 5 років тому +6

      ​@@coolguy02536 No, he's not. He's shitting on Fox News because they essentially have an own budget post to pay off sexual harrassment lawsuits. That's why the joke is hilarious. Your interpretation makes no sense, and you should have your head checked.
      I've heard about confirmation bias when it comes to finding sources, but not the interpretation of jokes, lol.
      Is this the "alternative punchline"? 😂

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 років тому

      You must be one of the ones Eric was making fun of. Guess he struck an easy nerve.

  • @crinklefries420
    @crinklefries420 4 роки тому +2810

    When he puts the microphone up to the bus at 0:18 I literally lost my shit

  • @sicksadlexi
    @sicksadlexi 3 роки тому +6

    why is nobody talking about 1:12
    "sorry i was bit by anthony kiedis last night- SCOOBA DOOBA DOOBA SCOOBA DOOBA DOOBA!"

  • @tonypizza7936
    @tonypizza7936 8 років тому +202

    is Pretzel Guy the chillest person who attended the DNC? that's a real American right there.

  • @fbiofficial2254
    @fbiofficial2254 5 років тому +5102

    You: **goes to incognito mode**
    Us, watching: 0:22

    • @christianfaux736
      @christianfaux736 5 років тому +58

      Friendo... I think you need to read a little about how incognito mode works.

    • @colefox2882
      @colefox2882 5 років тому +34

      Feelings mutual . .

    • @mustardyboi4187
      @mustardyboi4187 5 років тому +29

      Christian Faux
      I want to believe that you’re going along with the meme

    • @Vilkasthetrenviking
      @Vilkasthetrenviking 5 років тому +54

      @@christianfaux736 r/wooosh

    • @jeff8839
      @jeff8839 5 років тому +4

      @@christianfaux736 UULWI IFIS HALAHS GAG ERH'ONGG WOOSHHH

  • @ivanlopez1780
    @ivanlopez1780 3 роки тому +7653

    This mans social confidence can only be matched by filthy frank

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 3 роки тому +227

      Don't forget about Brandon Rogers

    • @ghjklkop7868
      @ghjklkop7868 3 роки тому +381

      Even Frank showed a bit of social awkwardness

    • @xrik7865
      @xrik7865 3 роки тому +132

      TWOMAD TWOMAD TWOMAD

    • @tiredsimp7892
      @tiredsimp7892 3 роки тому +190

      @@deuceydee3506 imagine them all in a room together vs them all out in public doing a skit 😭😭

    • @sagharzeinoddin1899
      @sagharzeinoddin1899 3 роки тому +7

      I was thinking the EXACT same thing lol

  • @TimmyMarvelousMechanical
    @TimmyMarvelousMechanical Рік тому +2

    *Brings child to Eric Andre*: 'You gotta get away from my child!'

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 4 роки тому +695

    "Right here are these pretzels."
    - Pretzel Guy

  • @BerwickSagaFan
    @BerwickSagaFan 6 років тому +871

    I love when Eric Andre memes randomly become relevant

  • @xGrifDog96x
    @xGrifDog96x 5 років тому +1606

    0:50 "you gotta get away from my child" yeah as youre walking up to him while holding ur childs hand instead of distancing yourself, logical thinking

    • @seacool2193
      @seacool2193 5 років тому +57

      She still a bitch but she was sitting down when eric was backing up near her, still doesnt give her the right to go entitled parent and say “go away i have a child”

    • @cacao1312
      @cacao1312 5 років тому +2

      H M a man of culture I see

    • @mesoslime6335
      @mesoslime6335 5 років тому +7

      Lol whata dumb bitch

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 5 років тому +3

      Eric walked right up to her, he was on the ground.

    • @robertsmalls2293
      @robertsmalls2293 5 років тому +1

      H M LOL

  • @Floydpink68
    @Floydpink68 3 роки тому +2

    0:22 That moment when your skit reaches Holy Meme-dom!
    And 0:50 lmaoooo. I love how he just deflects everything they are telling them and goes on about the sock

  • @moyohopotato9409
    @moyohopotato9409 5 років тому +1497

    0:22 when Gandalf doesn't let you pass

  • @blvcklvnd618
    @blvcklvnd618 5 років тому +488

    "Do you know where the glory holes are?"
    "Right here are these p r e t z e l s

    • @koubalt5574
      @koubalt5574 5 років тому

      "no pretzels was hurt in the making of this video"

  • @leaveowits
    @leaveowits 5 років тому +2745

    Me:*Hiding in room from family party*
    Little Cousins: 0:22

  • @chosenone3634
    @chosenone3634 2 роки тому +3

    "Sorry, I'm auditioning for FOX news" -underrated one

  • @0mnicide
    @0mnicide 5 років тому +566

    “Freedom ain’t not free.”
    - Eric Andre
    “No peace without freedom.”
    - Uncle Vance, Tim and Eric Nite Live

  • @justchilaxe123
    @justchilaxe123 5 років тому +581

    “You gotta get away from my child”
    “Yea you gotta get away from this sock it STINKS”