I mean, the book pretty much says Faramir was the kid who most like his father, so yeah it makes sense how he'd prefer Boromir (who was everything he wished he could've been)
Yanis Bellabas this is absolutely the best line in all of the UA-cam and I can’t believe the comments are filled with nothing but tons of other quotes (save yours.) Great other quotes, yes, but this was the best. Maybe it hit to hard for most people? Not me though, I don’t like Kilian or anybody else for that matter.
They ask the mouth of Sauron “Hey who should be King?” And he’s like, “Ehhhh need a good story,” So they make the the fuckin Crystal Ball the King. That’s my favourite ending. Makes perfect sense I don’t care what anyone says.
My (shit) Adaptation: Sauron: You're ON with Saur-ON! Pip: WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Saruman: What are you saying? soda pop: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Dark LoL Scaryman: Is this a prank call, or is it a threat? I'll send the Bitch-King of Angmar to find and kill you.
"Imagine having to move an entire army because a guy tripped with a torch". Always wondered that, I've also always thought about how terrible being the beacon watcher would be. You've literally just gotta stand there and look at an unlit beacon until you see it light, then the action begins, you light your beacon. What a job.
You know this is actually double funny, cause both sides of the beacon line would end up thinking the other one had been the one to call for aid, so they would likely both send an army each that would end up meeting halfway for a VERY awkward realization 😂😂
I probably watch it closer to once a day then once a month... and The Silmarillion is easily my favorite book besides the Lord of The Rings so you should still read it. also that’s a great and totally accurate commentary and this is why I’m subbed to you 😂😂😂
@@albertolaurella9168 I've been insulted for saying I don't like how an actress treats her fans. Apparently this is exactly the same as saying that gamers are the most oppressed people in the world. I don't know how. Also when people were "ironically" using homophobic user names and I reported it, I got told it was a joke and to stop being offended. Yeah never mind how that would look to someone first coming in though, right?
Me too mate, me too, I just said "homophobia is not funny" and on another occasion I was insulted because I complimented someone's choice of worda and he thought I was sarcastic, like as a non native I appreciate those that can make complex arguments. Yeah it's not the most welcoming discord
I never thought I’d hear a reference from Flight of The Concords! “I’m the, hip-hop hippopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless………….……(awkward silence)………….…….…”
As a Belgian fan, I was actually only half paying attention during the sponsor part and then had a rude awakening when suddenly we were mentioned? Thank you Kilian!
Thank god for this, i wanted to watch this movie cuz been a whole month since ive seen it last, but i have life threatening surgery in 19 minutes, thank you Killian Experience.
I made an instagram account it's gonna be more serious than my twitter. So I probably wont post so much.
instagram.com/kilianexp/
Kilian’s pH just rose by 3
Аааааа, как я тебя обожаю
S
Heyyy do you wanna make a Video about Batim?
Too short? It’s over 4 hours long
"noooo, my first sons brother is dead" lol, that pretty damn accurate for his he saw his son
I legit cracked up so hard at that part. Funniest part of the video for sure.
Rofl I died at that part too xD
I mean, the book pretty much says Faramir was the kid who most like his father, so yeah it makes sense how he'd prefer Boromir (who was everything he wished he could've been)
*growled through teeth*
_"but hES NOT BOROMIR!"_
Angmar to Frodo: "They're not lootboxes, they're surprise mechanics"
Jokes on them, they removed micro transactions, which was the greatest surprise of them all.
Except they reworked the whole system so you can't buy loot boxes and you can play the game easily without them YOU FUCKING MORON
@@Roman-yg2bf Chill bruh
Its mordor ya shite
@@Roman-yg2bf EA fangirls be mad
A bit short. You're right. Should have made at least three movies out of that book.
And one out of the Hobbit book
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@@harrythesailor3622 6
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@@TheSneakyOne-1 69
You 100% got a USB stick as a bday present from your best friend, didn't you :D
I’m surprised this hasn’t blown up yet.
Oh hey, it's that one video game musician we all know and love. Love your content!
Yay miracle of sound
@@lokiholmes8115 what, Young Scrolls, where?
"I decided to cut it, to remind you all that we are not friends " xD savage
Yanis Bellabas this is absolutely the best line in all of the UA-cam and I can’t believe the comments are filled with nothing but tons of other quotes (save yours.) Great other quotes, yes, but this was the best. Maybe it hit to hard for most people? Not me though, I don’t like Kilian or anybody else for that matter.
They ask the mouth of Sauron “Hey who should be King?” And he’s like, “Ehhhh need a good story,” So they make the the fuckin Crystal Ball the King.
That’s my favourite ending. Makes perfect sense I don’t care what anyone says.
Aragon: "Gondor calls for aid!"
Theoden: "This better not be another prank pyre!"
"It's the kind of movie you only watch once......every month" 10 seconds in and I've lost it already. Subbed.
You certainly won’t regret subbing
I just had the same thing happen to me
I actually watch the whole trilogy once a month.
Seen it 6 times, as of this writing.
failure
you meant to sub a year ago
"Wait, Steward, he's alive"
"But he's not Boromir"
Killed me 😂😂😂
Sad but relatable tbh!
Aragorn, son of Arathorn, descendant of Numanumaney, a Dimadome.
From now on I´ll only refer to Numenor as "Numanumaney"
The Numenor Dimmadome? The same Numenor Dimmadome where Sauron burnt human sacrifices to the dark lord Melkor?
I dunt want it!
@@TheTexasDice She ish mah queen!
@@AfferbeckBeats That's right!
Aragon: "Idunt wanttet"
That got a full, audible, laugh from me. Good job
It is a perfect analogy of how shit they made Jon Snow isn't it
You're ma queen
r/freefolk approves
@Nathan Mitchell The Freefolk send their regards
@@aperson6505 The Rains of Osgiliath plays.
Gandalf: Minas Tirith!
Pippin: Minas Tirith!
Shadowfax: Minas Tirith!
Kilian: Its only a model.
*cue song*
Now stuck in Tolkien's fable!
with footwork impeccable!
Sonim Bopish we eat jam and ham and spam alot
On second thought, let's not go to Minas Tirith. Is a silly place.
GoT roast. And we all know Frodo didn't go for Loot Boxes he was lured by the promise of surprise mechanics.
You wouln't expect it from Sauron, but it's actually quite ethical.
The crystal ball did unironically have a better story than Bran Stark.
Ha!
Why do you think it came all this way?
C S to disappoint the viewers
Are you telling me all Sandor Clegane had to do was leave with Arya and he would be King? Cause he had the best arc in the damn show. Not Bran lol
Telephatic mind seeing things that can't walk do make the best kings.
"You are ON with Saur-ON!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"AAAAAAAAA"
"Is this a prank call? I'll find you!"
My sides
My (shit) Adaptation:
Sauron: You're ON with Saur-ON!
Pip: WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Saruman: What are you saying?
soda pop: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dark LoL Scaryman: Is this a prank call, or is it a threat? I'll send the Bitch-King of Angmar to find and kill you.
@@dr.insaneoiv Does Pip ever meet Cheerio?
Never forget how the invasion of Minas Tirith was caused by a prankcall.
Thank goodness the prank pyre cancelled it out
Still not a game vid but there is a lego game.
So it´s a gaming vid in a alternate universe.
The movies aren't canon. He is clearly using the original trilogy games that released before the books
Lego LOTR is an absolute masterpiece
We all know that the Lego games are the true canon
Fun fact: you can no longer buy Lego LOTR on Steam.
@@imageeknotanerd9897 NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Team Two and a Half Men will forever be what I refer to Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli. Thanks Kilian.
Who's the half?
@@beastwarsFTW Take a wild fucking guess
I think he means aragorn is 0.7 men, legolas is also 0.7 men and gimli son of gloin is 1.1 men
I mean i always thought of them as the orc genocide squad
No no no, he means that Aragorn is 0.5 men and 0.5 elf, legolas is 0.1 elf and 0.9 cheekbones, and gimli is a dwarf
The mouth of sauron riding backwards through the black gate kinda killed me.
"This better not be a prank pyre"
Kilian, you're killing my sides
HES ON FIRE
4h30min long movie
Killian: I bit short
Me: Agree
They should’ve made 3 trilogy’s based off ROTK.
"You are outnumbered 40:1, who you gonna call?"
The Polish?
Then the winged hussars arrived
@@roger5555ful but but that was 15 to one :( pretty sure this one is about those lads with the spirit of spartans that were second to none?
@@Drag0nvil *Laughs in Battle of Hodow* 400 hussars against 40.000 tatars
BAPTISED IN FIRE, 40:1
Finland
I can see why you're reviewing Return of the King.
Because this video indeed marks the return of the King!
Who is that?
Its obviously not kilian and killian died in prison.
jacen cade Oh yeah you're right. Maybe it's Steven or something.
@@jacencade4019 it's killlian
@@grey2836that answers so many questions
5:14 no joke, when my dad watched chernobyl, he said the pillar of cherenkov radiation over the reactor core looked like this scene
Or every Marvel movie ever.
3.6 roentgen...
"My only son is dead..."
Seriously choked on that. Given how he sees Faramir, that line is so accurate.
Probably filmed in Belgium. I bet the dark lord didn't expect that!
Gent calls for aid!
Orcs singing “Where there’s a whip, there’s a way” in the background just made my day
"We don't wanna go to war todaaaay"
I commend you for using Lord Of The Rings Online music.
Plus DoS2 and Patapon
@@gringojr1900 and halo
I came here to say that. Love that movie and it always makes me want to play the game. Perfect match.
I sounded like you had a hard time actually getting yourself to say the Crystal ball became king joke.
That was a real roast and not the one that burnes down the iron throne
@@thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690 Daenerys may have burned down King's Landing, but Kilian BURNED all of Westeros!
@nasolem "The point is that he has ALL the stories, reeeee!"
You can feel the pain as he sits there going "oh god, this ACTUALLY happened in GoT. It's even worse when I say it out loud."
"Imagine having to move an entire army because a guy tripped with a torch". Always wondered that, I've also always thought about how terrible being the beacon watcher would be. You've literally just gotta stand there and look at an unlit beacon until you see it light, then the action begins, you light your beacon. What a job.
You know this is actually double funny, cause both sides of the beacon line would end up thinking the other one had been the one to call for aid, so they would likely both send an army each that would end up meeting halfway for a VERY awkward realization 😂😂
I'm going to make yelling "It makes sense if you read the Dermadillion!" my go to argument winner.
“They both agree”
“And cancel each other out”
“That was a horrible failure”
The stupid Eagles "Hotel Pecking Heads Off" made me laugh so hard XD
You have no god damn clue how much someone like me who read every book (and didnt watch a single movie) appreciates this video.
MAN FILTH!
Reforge the sword or I feed you to me Caragors!
-arwen the water benda
"No! We were going to sell that and buy sushi!"
Killian! Have you played Persona 5?
Morgana:"Thanks for the sushi! Also, yOu loOk tiRed yoU sHouLd gO To slEeP."
Garbage retrospective of Persona 5 when, Kilian?
It was in his game of the year 2017 vid so he has
My favourite line in the books, re the fall of Smeagol:
"They kicked him, and he bit their feet."
Great Flight of the Conchords reference there, Kilian !
The characters in the film made the reference; Kilian was just pointing it out.
Great Henri Mancini reference, Killian!
As someone who has read The Silmarillion, you're absolutely right about the guy named Mick making those spooky sounds at Dunharrow.
Just read it, its at page 420
Spyro 2 boss music!!
Holy shit you watch the Kilian experience?
"Ah! My first son's brother is dead!"
That one really got me xD
Didn’t take into account time for ads so ive missed my life threatening surgery, thanks Killian
and Frodo tells Sam, "I am going with the Elves; to find a new ring smith, because I need that ring back!"
"Eru damm it" So he did atleast skim the Silmarillion afterall
And had read somepart of it too. 'According the Silmarillion, there is a guy names Mick around the corner...'
7:12 This proves that Aragorn is the desendant of the Numanumanae, A dimmadome
killed me
Alright, I was not expecting the game of thrones ending reference. You beautiful bastard Killian.
"Aragorn I reforged the sword"
"Yes you did that in the first book look I got it right here"
HAHAHA
"noo, my first son's brother is dead!"
"why'd you have to make this about him..."
"Wot?"
"nothing i'm dead"
"cool lets have a family barbecue"
that Flight of the Conchords reference was excellent
I probably watch it closer to once a day then once a month... and The Silmarillion is easily my favorite book besides the Lord of The Rings so you should still read it. also that’s a great and totally accurate commentary and this is why I’m subbed to you 😂😂😂
17:25 love that lowkey shade at GOT. XD
"lowkey"?
@@TheIvasylyeah... Theres nothing wrong with that...
I absolutely love that you used “where there’s a whip there’s a way “
"This might seem incredibly lucky, but no, if you look closely you'll see all the important characters are over here. It was WRITTEN this way."
LOL
"You are on with Saron" I am so mad that isn't in the movie
"My first son's brother is dead!"
Accurate
We missed you so much Killian senpai!!!!
Btw your discord is total madness
God it is, and not the good kind. It's full of flaming and backstabbing.
@@BJGvideos it's pretty wild and some people are kinda on edge
@@albertolaurella9168 I've been insulted for saying I don't like how an actress treats her fans. Apparently this is exactly the same as saying that gamers are the most oppressed people in the world. I don't know how.
Also when people were "ironically" using homophobic user names and I reported it, I got told it was a joke and to stop being offended. Yeah never mind how that would look to someone first coming in though, right?
Me too mate, me too, I just said "homophobia is not funny" and on another occasion I was insulted because I complimented someone's choice of worda and he thought I was sarcastic, like as a non native I appreciate those that can make complex arguments.
Yeah it's not the most welcoming discord
@@albertolaurella9168 It really isn't and Kilian needs to take better control of it.
15:20 thank you for including the song. Its really the only thing important I remember about Lord of the Rings
That feeling when you just watched the last uploaded video you had but then you upload a continuation of it.
You never fail to entertain, Kilian.
Been watching your videos for years Kilian and I just want to say your music choices in every scene are nostalgic and thematic bullseyes.
Love you.
I red the Silmadillidallidillion and I can say for sure this is the most accurate video produced in UA-cam history.
Loving the casual insertion of Halo music in all your vids
(Especially "Peril" and "On a Pale Horse")
"You'll only watch once... every month." LMAO YES
I love the fact that when Frodo turns around to make a pros/cons list, the background music is the Endar Spire theme from KOTOR!
XD
Wait, you’re actually sponsored?
Well, that ball has more of a personality than Bran
Hope you had a great vacation! Been anticipating this video for a month.
Fun fact. The witch king's flail was so god damn heavy, they needed people offscreen to help hold it 🤣
14:06 Think of the baller move to have your orcs practice organization by commanding them to form letters and words, just so you could read something.
I never thought I’d hear a reference from Flight of The Concords!
“I’m the, hip-hop hippopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless………….……(awkward silence)………….…….…”
Thanks for making the video 18 minutes Kilian, now I can watch it in time before my surgery starts in 20 minutes. Wish me luck!
You livin?
He's still in surgery
You okay
He dead
We'll miss you
As a Belgian fan, I was actually only half paying attention during the sponsor part and then had a rude awakening when suddenly we were mentioned? Thank you Kilian!
Love the book references!
And the rest.
Oh, also 15:20 is the most epic part of this, closely after comes 17:25.
literally my favorite movies series and you made it 100 times better
Thanks Killian now I can have life threatening surgery while knowing the lore of return of the king
It makes sense if you read the Durmedillion!
That's the best description of Tolkien's works I've ever seen.
"Team heroine addicts" LMFAO 😂😂
you have 19 minutes left to live, what will you do
me:
Killian: the palantir
Celebrimbor wants to know your location
If I took a shot every time he said “we need to get the palantír,” I’d be dead from alcohol poisoning
I'm so glad I've found your channel, man. You're terrific.
god i hope im not the only one who was thrilled about the flight of the conchords reference. we see you, kilian.
A Lord of the Rings video with Zelda and Halo music? This is perfect on so many levels.
You have my view Kilian.
And my subscribe!
15:58 That music. You beautiful animal.
IT MAKES SENSE IF YOU READ THE KILLMARILLION!
Really Kilian? I was just about to bring Glory back to Sparta!
I like Ending 3 the most, because Aragorn got married with his boyfriend xD
Next video is travel guide for E3 2019 perhaps?
the wedding seen in fable brings up some good memories.
"Yeah we already know. That's literally the only place he can attack" HAHHAHAHAHAHHa
The "chunky" part made me laugh so hard
Love the Shadow of War references lol
Such an underrated game
Lol no, it's awful
@@bramsteenhoek2674 I know lots of people hate it, but I love that game, it was all I played for months at one point
@@X3._.n3 as a Lotr fan I will continue to despise it.
Thank god for this, i wanted to watch this movie cuz been a whole month since ive seen it last, but i have life threatening surgery in 19 minutes, thank you Killian Experience.
Darth Malak’s theme from KOTOR was very well placed, I approve
"How ironic that Mt. Doom would be my doom." :D
“Aaahhh! My first son’s brother is dead!” Gets me every time @8:10
"MAN FILTH"
I fucking lost it there
That Lotro soundtrack made me laugh...ohh the memories
Really enjoyed this video, also i love the travel guides! Cant wait for the next video xo
13:40 "Erudammit Tolkien" (i lol'd)
“This sword proves that Aragorn is a descendent of the Numa Numa Nay, a Dimmadome, and the rightful king of Gondor.”