S3 E5: Encryption, Trump Rally & International Women's Day: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- Season 3, Episode 5. March 13th, 2016. John Oliver discusses the pros and cons of encryption, a Trump rally is canceled due to violence, and several countries react...interestingly to International Women's Day.
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“We’re in for a bumpy ride”. In hindsight, that’s like calling the Grand Canyon a pothole.
Oh, I knew that was a tactful understatement as soon as I tried to listen to any of Trump's interviews and could literally feel my brain cells weeping in pain.
Or calling Hurricane Katrina "Some turbulence", while in a plane about to fly into it.
Aㅋ. ;7
The Grand Canyon with the Depths of Mariana's Trench.
We're still going down this _pothole_ yes sir
I can't believe this was only Oliver's 3rd year... it feels like last week tonight has been around forever, I know it's impossible, but I wouldn't blink if you told me Oliver had been on air for 200 years.
Hehehe 😜🫣
He used to be on the daily show so that may be why it feels that way
200years of "where did last week go?"
Defying drug tests is one thing, erasing the only thing that happened last week.....
You can thank Donald Trump for all of that. The sense of time dilation that his near-constant media presence has had on us is truly alarming. The years pass without notice and yet it feels like an eternity. Most people say that time feels like it goes faster when you get older, but I can unequivocally say that the past 9 years have felt longer than my previous 23 years of life. Torturously so.
You've been watching him on the Daily Show for years before
When this came out, I wasn't an engineer yet. I've been writing code for a while now and wow, that office panic is so relatable now
Fellow coder congrats
Except, one thing wasn't made explicitly clear. That is their actual home now.
I may hate Lindsey Graham but I do appreciate that he had the ability to admit that he was wrong in the Encryption debate. That's a hard thing to do, especially for a politician.
It was like spotting a unicorn lmao Majestic
"I don't incite violence"
Hits a bit different after January 6th 🤷♂️
My first thought was, "that didn't age well."
@@birdstrum1555 lol same here XD
"I don't condone violence" also him, "we gotta fight like hell or we won't have a country anymore." Uhmmmm
forget the january 6th, he said that AFTER advocating for the murder of the family of terrorists, regardless of your thoughts about it, if that is not violent, I don't know what is....
Holy shit I wish I could edit video to repost this as a reply to every Twitter post about Springfield Ohio
It really is starting to feel like we have just gone back in time. All of this seems so familiar. 😂
In the worst way possible
History may not repeat itself, but it sure does love remixes.
its just the pendulum swinging, no need to worry. go out and enjoy our beautiful world instead
@@magnusgranskau7487That's easy to say when you aren't about to be crushed by it.
Thanks for posting these all at once.
Can just throw the playlist on and watch while I'm doing other stuff.
Even John Oliver's reruns know what's going on!!
It truely is amazing, how this show ages and can be relevant to events that happen years and years later!
I Love it!
How did like no one laugh at the IKEA joke, that was TOP TIER
Apple; join us as we dance madly on the lip of the volcano 😂
Flawless writing
No lie I can’t even watch any of the coverage of the 2016 election in hindsight. Actively living the nightmare in 2024 I know the years-long fallout that followed and it’s something I try to actively avoid. I simply can’t relive the genesis of our current situation even through the lens of comedy.
Yeah ... I definitely get a little nauseous during the election bits...
Definitely didn't expect to see another metroid enthusiast here
Sounds like someone didn't wanna Pokémon Go To The Polls
Fair. My entire HS years were Trump and honestly it’s scary seeing how things that are legit inhumane are seen as “tame” compared to now.
@@KetsubanSolo They never said anything about voting, and even if they had, you know the popular vote does basically nothing, right?
I know this is an old issue, but I stand by Apple on this issue. Conservatives clutch their guns with the fear that they will need the event of some revolution and chaos, this is how I feel about technology. In the event marginalized groups are put into a position where they need to hide and/or flee and they require the assistance of networks of people (think underground railroad) I don't think the government should be given access to this information. There is too much potential for abuse of power. It's now 2024 and we diving head first into far right fascism, how long before opponents are persecuted? Trump's plan is to deport "millions" of immigrants, how long before we are required to hand over our data to track and capture these HUMANS?
Okay… and?
If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many felonies until the 2 men meet in prison?
I'm picking the con man over the gone man
I ran the numbers, and the answer is Hate Crime.
Thanks for the challenging math equation, it's nice to flex the ol' number-crunching part of my brain again!
My money is on Jr he is fast because of the "Coca-Cola" he "drinks" daily.
Bing bing bang bang
1 MCDaniel !
@@vlooranthewise7526 Exelent!
These episodes in retrospect. We must protect the archive!
Everyone was younger in 2016, the plot was young. Putin and trump seemed almost innocent
Even Little Rocket Man seemed ok back then
And the Israel-Palestine joke seemed less serious back then.
idk even back then Putin, for all the jokes we make, was taken pretty seriously as a threat to everyone and their neighbors
Maybe not that seriously considering recent developments, but nonetheless everyone knows that Putin is a dangerous man with world stakes
Thank you for another full episode from the back catalogue from an active HBO customer. 🧡💛🧡
"Ill fitting suit of chickens coming home to roost" that's the perfect analogy for trump if I've ever heard one!
"Whatever is begun in anger, ends in shame."
-Benjamin Franklin
Much like how he got syphilis
dropping every quote that comes to mind? 😂
@@ingridakerblom7577 just ones I know of that are relative to current situations. You should try it.
@@ingridakerblom7577
Anyone who can make you believe absurdities, can make you coot atrocities. -Voltaire
I could watch an entire tv series of nothing but apple engineers losing their shit. Hint hint Apple TV lol
The craziest thing about watching this is realizing how long ago Fury Road came out😂
You're confused, John. Trump said he doesn't condone VIOLINS. In fact, he's willing to go so far as to incite violence against violins if he needs to.
AAA battery sized fingers would be generous
It's so weird watching this again in 2024... ahhh history see you've returned
Always a pleasure.
Cheers to J.O. and his team!
Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities."
-Voltaire
Randomly quoting historical figures makes you look weird.
@@NicholasSeamansonly if you have the iq of a trump supporter.
Voltaire was talking about religion.
@@tabularasa0606 As a non-american American politics is Religion to many
"Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose"
- Coach Taylor
If you fly with a locking suitcase, it must be openable by a special TSA key.
Thanks to that, locks on luggage are useless.
They don’t need a key! Just a pen! Simple as that!
Mine has a lock, never got the combo for it tho, lol.
Never heard of that Apple story, but it's the first time I agree with Apple.
Anyone else think this video should win an award for creativity?
"I throw random quotes on John Oliver videos"
-Vinniediesel1369
I am objectively great at f**king. The best.
- Confucius
Keep producing this kind of content.
My dad only asked me for help once with his iPhone I reset everything and locked him out of everything he never asked again😂
right at the end "I don't even know how to use this thing..." oi, too many people don't. BTW remember PASS. Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep. Pull the pin, Aim at the base of the fire Squeeze the trigger, Sweep the nozzle.
"Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation for your character is what you are, while your reputation is merely what others THINK you are."
-Dale Carnegie
“Fuck the police”
-Dale Carnegie
Terrific show
I miss Bernie...😢
That U2 album was fire I won't lie
What's going on? did I travel back in time?
Yes March 13, 2016 like it says
You have. Time to prevent Covid 19.
Get with the program, you damn waste!
Signs of a sociopath
• behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory.
• disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority.
• unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong.
• inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy.
• tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner.
• extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt.
• no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.
WOW !! Thanks for the reminder !!
For those who think, well, sociopath doesn't sound as bad as psychopath, let's remember psychopath and sociopath are pretty much the same thing, 1 is you were born with it and the other was taught by your environment.
Anyway... this list also seems relevant:
Umberto Eco: A Practical List for Identifying Fascists
The cult of tradition. “One has only to look at the syllabus of every fascist movement to find the major traditionalist thinkers. The Nazi gnosis was nourished by traditionalist, syncretistic, occult elements.”
The rejection of modernism. “The Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, is seen as the beginning of modern depravity. In this sense, Ur-Fascism can be defined as irrationalism.”
The cult of action for action’s sale. “Action being beautiful in itself, it must be taken before, or without, any previous reflection. Thinking is a form of emasculation.”
Disagreement is treason. “The critical spirit makes distinctions, and to distinguish is a sign of modernism. In modern culture, the scientific community praises disagreement as a way to improve knowledge.”
Fear of difference. “The first appeal of a fascist or prematurely fascist movement is an appeal against the intruders. Thus Ur-Fascism is racist by definition.”
Appeal to social frustration. “[…] one of the most typical features of the historical fascism was the appeal to a frustrated middle class, a class suffering from an economic crisis or feelings of political humiliation, and frightened by the pressure of lower social groups.
The obsession with a plot. “The followers must feel besieged. The easiest way to solve the plot is the appeal to xenophobia.”
The enemy is both weak and strong. “[…] the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.”
Pacifism is trafficking with the enemy. “For Ur-Fascism there is no struggle for life but, rather, life is lived for struggle.”
Contempt for the weak. “Elitism is a typical aspect of any reactionary ideology.”
Everybody is educated to become a hero. “in Ur-Fascist ideology, heroism is the norm. This cult of heroism is strictly linked with the cult of death.”
Machismo and Weaponry. “This is the origin of machismo (which implies both disdain for women and intolerance and condemnation of nonstandard sexual habits, from chastity to homosexuality). Since even sex is a difficult game to play, the Ur-Fascist hero tends to play with weapons-doing so becomes an ersatz phallic exercise.”
Selective Populism. “There is in our future a TV or Internet populism, in which the emotional response of a selected group of citizens can be presented and accepted as the Voice of the People.
Ur-Fascism speaks Newspeak. “All the Nazi or Fascist schoolbooks made use of an impoverished vocabulary, and an elementary syntax, in order to limit the instruments for complex and critical reasoning.”
Such a great program cheers
that knock knock joke was top tier
Would you really be comfortable for the american government, to be able to unlock all phones or accounts at will?
Posting all these at once makes it difficult to find the most recent ones
Thank you from saving me the awesome Bill Maher and Fabio conversation on club random
this is so depressing to watch in 2024
I love your show 😊
To quote Former President Theodore Roosevelt:
"No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."
Can you stop please?
-Laughs and then cries in 2024-
With new IATSE contracts up for a ratification vote, it seems this would be a good time to do an episode about the state of the film/TV industries, the kind of work conditions crew are subjected to, and how studios have monopolized in the absence of the paramount decree. I'm sure HBO would do everything they could to prevent it, but I also know you can do the impossible when somebody tells you you can't...
For context on Lindsey Graham change of heart...they donated a huge contribution to his campaign.
Jesus Christ like. Watching the timeline from 2016 to now is pretty.freakign horrifying. Idk if i can do another trump term.
26:59 but I distinctly remember when you computer engineers used to call yourselves "wizards", even wore hats in some of the first memes.
8:48 maybe he almost sharted (fartdiarreah) and was just trying to hold #2 (💩) in captivity just a little longer 😂
They already got in that phone
Y'know, after all the "your body, my choice" shit from this past year, Putin's address to women on international woman's day sounds actually pretty nice.
Those Who Sacrifice Liberty For Security Deserve Neither.
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BRO I LOST MY SHI CAUSE YOU GUYS LAUNCHED A SHITLOAD OF EPISODES AT ONCE
OMGLOLWTFBBQ
Your CHI?
I'm down
. definitely everything he kinda said 😅😅
TBF Apple security is laughable.
I made a playlist in the correct order...
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the peoples hero
thank you :)
How about asking some actual cybersecurity professionals, government leaders?
🙄
They are listening to you through your tv
Best of luck!! 🤞
The swiss part was a bit conceerning about how good your research is. First of all, Switzerland has no president. Second, I lived here my entire life and had never heard about a thing called "Tag der Kranken" ....
From 2016 so prophetic of future events about Trump.
I love how the largest terrorist organization in the world throws around the word terrorist so freely. I'm not to protect crime, but the benefit of many outweighs the benefit of few, every time.
Dancing madly on the lip of a volcano. That's the entire humanity atm. Ugh.
Did anyone else catch the Easter egg at 3:45? It totally blew my mind!
8:00
1939
The Swiss
A Comedy Show.
I new what was coming. I just didn't know the direction.
And No, that is not an Abraham Lincoln Quote.
8)
It's true that technology has gotten out of control. and that law enforcement isn't able to keep up with the technology.
I think life might be better today if we had let Bernie just say many things AND listened to what he had to say.
9:03 why was my first thought: “That’s 1/4 of a loss meme”
This is super surreal to watch in 2024. Trump really hasn't changed, has he? Has he _even_ gotten worse, or was he always like this?
does anyone else think it's kind of annoying how they're re-uploading all the old ones out of order?
Agreed
Voting for Biden no matter what. Biden/Harris 2024!
That sack of dust?
@@AnneALias I'll take a sack of dust over Project 2025
@@AnneALias Useless bot
@@evlsc400 Calling people you disagree with a bot doesn't help identify actual bots.
@@AnneALiasbetter than a sack of shit...
Dear Women… lmaooo
Why are we repeating episodes?
I work in tech and I don't understand why Apple couldn't do this. I also do not believe that that technically it could not be kept safely. Problem is when democracies don't respect human rights like we now see in Gaza.
It's not only that... It means that even a good person or any person who thinks that if they do this given access even if it's for the greater good to catch bad guys, it will set a dangerous path...
Regardless, I would rather have everyone have privacy for all even if it's a child predator or a murder or a terrorist... Because if any government is a democracy or not, anyone with that power to have access is bad because it will corrupt people with that power...
One thing trump and encryption have in common is that you don't know what their saying.
DONald Trump. DONT!
The more things change….
Crazy to think that we're 20+ years into the information age, and we're so oblivious to rules of math and logic.
Let me…
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.say this:
11:16 Since when did Jack Packard become a hacker?
If only you all had listened to what Bernie said...
your so wonderful and funny
Software is extremely temperamental.
"hehe apple thought apple watches are going to be wanted. What a bunch of morons! who would want a smartwatch?"
2024: ... sure grandpa
I love it
Putin is such a gentleman isn't he laugh out loud
Apple just put a billboard in San Francisco above Trader Joe's taking a jab at Microsoft stating "Safari, a browser that's actually private."
Jab at Google. Who do you think is using Edge?
I love how you think anything you do online is private
[Laughs in Edward Snowden]
they're pretending safari is private now?
17:06 I mean... It's really dumb to say that on women's day, but at the same time it is kinda cute, I think she actually made me blush a bit... And I'm not even American
LOL.....! American female, here. All I could think was WHY? 😂
One year after this episode came out, Apple released the biggest security flaw ever seen on an "encrypted" device. Facial recognition. A security feature so ineffective that it can be bypassed by holding up a photo of the person who's face is programmed into the device. Or, you know, holding the phone up to the user's Instagram/Facebook/Twitter/X account displayed on a computer monitor.
You can't tell me Lindsay Graham isn't closeted....
Why is it so funny when a man with a British accent makes fun of other British accents?
The real punchline about the Day of the Sick is that its' logo is literally just the fourth panel of Loss
Watching the first 5 minutes of this in July of 2024 is funny. And sad.
Cool!
9:17 And there's actually one woman in that mess who just appears to be sitting there, sitting on a head and using her own head as a leg rest.
Like... very much