Exploiting a Pond to Become a Millionaire in Kenshi

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024

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  • @HazzorPlaysGames
    @HazzorPlaysGames  Рік тому +551

    Hey folks, I bequeath unto thee my content.
    May you enjoy it verily.

    • @Javapenguins
      @Javapenguins Рік тому +9

      thank you papa

    • @xxxgoblinslayer6967
      @xxxgoblinslayer6967 Рік тому +5

      Yis

    • @LordOfTheReefer
      @LordOfTheReefer Рік тому

      Im gonna hazzum my pants

    • @mrpotatochu6611
      @mrpotatochu6611 Рік тому +7

      Very nice content

    • @Gildorify
      @Gildorify Рік тому +6

      I found you a few days ago, and I have to say that I love your content and your dry humour a lot. Keep it up! You won yourself one dumb dane with way too much free time.

  • @AnAmericanMusician
    @AnAmericanMusician Рік тому +1467

    "As you know, slaves aren't free."
    I love this wordplay. 😂

    • @nofun594
      @nofun594 Рік тому +11

      that got a good chuckle out of me too.

    • @MandoMTL
      @MandoMTL Рік тому +4

      Badum tsss.....

    • @decxi
      @decxi Рік тому +17

      Oh my god, I didn't even catch that, that's amazing

    • @Domedwho
      @Domedwho Рік тому +10

      How do you miss a word in a quote… “Typically”

    • @BlxckBaron
      @BlxckBaron Рік тому

      BARS

  • @kirbirogue97
    @kirbirogue97 Рік тому +108

    I think shem was developer intended to be the ideal place to build a base. It's right in the center of the map, has every resource available in decent quantity, and is just outside the range for all of the major factions non hostile raid events. Plus it's a desert oasis biome which is just cool by itself. I love shem.

    • @FlippedHands
      @FlippedHands Рік тому +16

      I accidentally modded Shem into a horde battfield. Totally separate mods, I never intended to react together. Tech hunters tried to kill me for my bounty, the town defended me and saved me. But then a huge hord of starving bandits invaded. All the town dead from either the tech hunters or starving bandits. Then swamp ninja invade. They're too powerful and too many. We are forced to flee. My group watched from a distance as the ninja killed the few left in town. I never expected such horror in Shem. Kenshi is amazing.

    • @Mendoza-yi6qk
      @Mendoza-yi6qk 10 місяців тому +12

      The Fog Islands have everything aswell. Mongrel is one of the best cities too.

    • @mannman627
      @mannman627 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Mendoza-yi6qk devious

  • @isopod_gaming-real-
    @isopod_gaming-real- Рік тому +139

    I like to imagine their posture is directly linked to the size of the bank account, if they buy something expensive and loose a bunch of money, they just creek downward

  • @torimaritime6955
    @torimaritime6955 Рік тому +60

    A benefit to a hiver workforce is the either eat half (0.50) or mostly half (0.60) the rate of regular humans, so they're pretty good at living in the desert on their own.

  • @athatcher9367
    @athatcher9367 Рік тому +42

    I love that little chuckle as he said “and then put him back to bed”
    9:58

  • @KonLud
    @KonLud Рік тому +1329

    Bro just called hivers submissive.......

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  Рік тому +705

      Y'know what else they are?... yeah... you know...

    • @soulsearcher9620
      @soulsearcher9620 Рік тому +204

      ​@@HazzorPlaysGamesA True kenshi paragon. God bless you sir.

    • @imgood3374
      @imgood3374 Рік тому +113

      ​@@HazzorPlaysGamesthere are actually corn of them at rule 34

    • @zZzZzyxel
      @zZzZzyxel Рік тому +143

      I wanted to say "at least he didn't finished the phrase", but here he is, in comments, strongly implying it instead...

    • @chillt5290
      @chillt5290 Рік тому +27

      ​@@imgood3374I'll keep that in mind 🥵

  • @Nomadith
    @Nomadith Рік тому +149

    Hazzor, you really do sound like someone took a grim kleaper/reggie video, gave it to a soft spoken English or History professor and had him speak it all - and i love it. Especially your pace and flow

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  Рік тому +74

      Me and reggie talked about this as an april fools bit.

    • @Nomadith
      @Nomadith Рік тому +6

      @@HazzorPlaysGames glorious

    • @screamingcactus1753
      @screamingcactus1753 8 місяців тому +1

      He sounds strikingly similar to Ahoy to me. Same accent, same tone, same cadence

  • @FearsMakeUs
    @FearsMakeUs Рік тому +126

    Wow really good video the editing and the camera angles makes kenshi look so good.

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  Рік тому +34

      Thanks, it's always very nice to record Kenshi after so many games with less visual interest.

  • @EyesMilkWhite
    @EyesMilkWhite Рік тому +43

    Making a corpse pond is more than enough motivation to play Kenshi again.

  • @Thr0mamay
    @Thr0mamay 10 місяців тому +14

    The trick about building in shem is not to start until you have stockpiled enough materials to finish it all in one go. Otherwise you never finish it because you will be constantly be under attack and unable to finish work. Definitely my favorite base.

  • @bigsweaty3138
    @bigsweaty3138 Рік тому +5

    This is why buying and playing games after they've been out for a few years is so much fun for me. People make these hilarious and informative videos for strats after grinding, and I get to chill and learn. It's laziness for sure, hats off to the creator. This was a good time to watch.

  • @ikeeluall3796
    @ikeeluall3796 Рік тому +25

    Even if you had an army of hivers to sling quality videos out, you couldn't upload fast enough. Thanks for the great videos! Really looking forward to the next part of the rimworld medieval overhaul and see the rise from ashes! (or more likely rise from corpses with the dune-like prophetic children)

  • @RaikoTechnologies
    @RaikoTechnologies 11 місяців тому +5

    You can make smaller walls around water and second(first) gate in front of it. If this gate will be open everyone will come to it. Hostiles will swim to the next gate, but traders and friendlies will stop in front. This can help with confusion of making enemies from friendlies.

  • @mrcheesemunch
    @mrcheesemunch Рік тому +11

    Jesus imagine what a biohazard that pond would be after a few weeks, worse than the Pacific islands in WW2

    • @screamingcactus1753
      @screamingcactus1753 8 місяців тому +4

      That's just another layer of defense. Nut and Bolt are robots so they don't care about biohazards, and it's not like their "workers" need to go anywhere

  • @monarcho-socialist3106
    @monarcho-socialist3106 Рік тому +5

    This is really cool. I also started an outpost in Shem, but I built it in an area where the sands transition to the rocky cliffs. That way I have good stone yield on the higher ground, and good farmland on the lower ground. Having seen this, I think I'll expand the farm area to include an oasis, then use that gate harpoon trick to kill Eyegore. Ive been on a campaign of terror against the slave masters, and hes due to visit me any day now

  • @Commandocheif99
    @Commandocheif99 Рік тому +7

    “Puts him back to bed” he says as they clearly just put the man into the peeler 🤣

  • @zZzZzyxel
    @zZzZzyxel Рік тому +6

    Enjoyed this, as always. Now it's time to feed Mr.Gorithm. With all the happy fun time grass, prisoners with jobs, friends for hire and murder lakes he might need some kibble to look the other way.

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  Рік тому +2

      It took Reggie's Kenshi video almost an hour to be age restricted but I think I'm in the clear lol

  • @patostrophia2948
    @patostrophia2948 Рік тому +13

    Love it Hazzor! The editing is awesome :)

  • @Sengyizhe
    @Sengyizhe Рік тому +12

    Love it, thanks for another gem of a video. NOW BACK TO FIELDS TO MAKE MORE!!!

  • @Agamemnon-w9x
    @Agamemnon-w9x Рік тому +1

    I love that people still play Kenshi and create new stories for their playthroughs

  • @jubeycubes
    @jubeycubes Рік тому +1

    The AOE2 soundtrack at 9:37 fits so perfectly for the scheming.

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch Рік тому +3

    I do like to imagine, in 10 years, Nut and Bolt roll up across Kenshi and destroys the local economy by flooding it with Cats.

  • @dzejrid
    @dzejrid 10 місяців тому +1

    7:00 - FINALLY someone who knows how and where to sell hash!

  • @spreader26
    @spreader26 Рік тому +6

    I absolutely love your content. I recently found you and I keep rewatching all your videos.

  • @RobJonesWrites
    @RobJonesWrites Рік тому +3

    Hello again indeed! Always love the music you use on these videos, Hazzor! Looking forward to seeing the channel continue to grow and evolve!

  • @syltis1994
    @syltis1994 11 місяців тому +2

    I really enjoyed this. Great storytelling and editing. Though I would have loved some fighting shots. I'm sure you had to use those turrets a lot.

  • @basicnovember
    @basicnovember Рік тому +3

    I'm on my knees begging for another medieval rimworld episode

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  Рік тому

      Yeah it'll come around, you don't need to beg.
      I know how invested in that story folks are.

    • @basicnovember
      @basicnovember Рік тому

      ​@@HazzorPlaysGamesthank you father

  • @ricardokilian7466
    @ricardokilian7466 4 місяці тому

    Your videos are really cool. I thought I was going crazy imagining stories within the game, now I feel good with that. :)

  • @Matthew-lg9ex
    @Matthew-lg9ex Рік тому +4

    My man really became the hash slinging slasher

  • @breadalchemist995
    @breadalchemist995 Рік тому

    Hive Drones make ideal slaves, since they have a 0.5x hunger modifier, immunity to acid, 0.3x bleed and bonuses to farming and laboring. Getting their limbs knocked off can be an issue, but shouldn't be if they're not put in harms way, and replacing any dismemberments is easy with the amount of money (or resources) they bring in

  • @alacer8878
    @alacer8878 Рік тому +4

    Man, my only complaint about your videos is that there aren't enough of them. Love your content, love your narration, another banger as usual.

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 Рік тому +2

    I wish hazzor would narrate me cozying up for sleep. I think it would substantially improve the experience :)

  • @AHSValor
    @AHSValor Рік тому +5

    I'm curious how all that hash would affect the outer lands of Kenshi. Must be less wars now that everyone is high as a kite lol

    • @jamesmcghie9628
      @jamesmcghie9628 Рік тому

      Or more wars to control the supply

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 Рік тому +1

      No, they smoke in the harsh sun and all get headaches and get grumpy cause there's no good snacks to munch on.

    • @blu7384
      @blu7384 11 місяців тому +1

      @@guypierson5754or cuz all the good snacks cost exponentially more than medicine 💀💀

  • @miguelsilveira6623
    @miguelsilveira6623 7 місяців тому +1

    *Shots Leviathan with crossbow...*
    "I sorta just wanted to go an exotic place and shoot a big dangerous animal from completely safety...
    [PAUSES]
    ...thats what 'RICH PEOPLE' do after all, right!?!?!"
    Not only i almost spit myself up, i also sure thats does hits hard on those rich morons that spend ludicrous amounts of cash hunting wild animals from a armoured jeep while the poor animal is cornered on man made fences...
    Clap Clap, you just won a subscriber my dear friend!

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial Рік тому +1

    "I want to appropriate a certain blueprint from someone later."
    *UH OH*

  • @hawkticus_history_corner
    @hawkticus_history_corner Рік тому +1

    Hazzor has made a moat. A *REALLY* big one

  • @OceanDrive321
    @OceanDrive321 3 місяці тому

    Great storytelling and cinematic skills!

  • @lordbruno47
    @lordbruno47 Рік тому +1

    Im feeling ill today so your upload time was perfect for me, your voice and video style is quite soothing even if whats happening in the video isnt xd

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  Рік тому +1

      Seems like everyone is ill at the moment, get better.
      Or else.

    • @lordbruno47
      @lordbruno47 Рік тому +1

      @@HazzorPlaysGames Because you told me to, i guess i will...

  • @hawkins5439
    @hawkins5439 Рік тому +1

    Now that nut and bolt are rich, they can now assimilate the meatbags and place robot limbs upon them. Bring the return of the skeletons with the neo-skeleton army

  • @Sheldezare
    @Sheldezare Рік тому +3

    Paid friends are best friends. They can't leave you if you hold a chain around their necks, eh?

  • @lunaborea
    @lunaborea Рік тому +1

    Ah sweet, caught a video early

  • @scottcombs3254
    @scottcombs3254 Рік тому

    You knocked it out the park with this one. I also ask for MORE.

  • @Skaatje
    @Skaatje Рік тому +1

    Good to see Beep is still going strong!

  • @clear4261
    @clear4261 Рік тому +2

    another hazzor upload!!

  • @bitmau5
    @bitmau5 8 місяців тому

    I've merely been exposed to the harsh reality of life. - Subbed.

  • @jiropracter
    @jiropracter Рік тому

    Really smart use of water!

  • @basskicker1476
    @basskicker1476 9 місяців тому

    Kenshi: where you own the farm and the farmers.

  • @TMCD234
    @TMCD234 Рік тому

    Congrats on 100k

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 Рік тому

    You would think Skeletons could just detatch their limbs and install new ones at will instead of needing them to be hacked off. Some of the prosthetics are literally Skeleton limbs, after all. And once they have a “prosthetic,” they can attach and detach it just fine.

  • @flyingbearcrap1121
    @flyingbearcrap1121 Рік тому +1

    Hash is always a fun business strategy in Kenshi

  • @duphasdan
    @duphasdan Рік тому

    It's nice to see Beep again.

  • @princessbitch96
    @princessbitch96 5 місяців тому

    I set up a base on the island outside of flats lagoon. it's way to op. You can make bridges with defense walls.

  • @hkgx
    @hkgx Рік тому +1

    I became addicted to your content, sir

  • @Aesyrbane
    @Aesyrbane 6 місяців тому

    Great video haha!

  • @red_cosplay
    @red_cosplay Місяць тому

    Each time Beep is mentioned, I hear the silly flute music

  • @Westheimer836
    @Westheimer836 Рік тому

    Drowning in a nut [and bolt] pond - the worst death imaginable

  • @freelancer6784
    @freelancer6784 Рік тому

    You had me at "Hello again".

  • @FairyNya
    @FairyNya Рік тому

    congrats on 100k, i saw it turn to 100k today. just yesterday it was 99k

  • @tecroach
    @tecroach 7 місяців тому

    you forgot the minigun turret that they can be upgraded to and shoot 8 SHOTS!

  • @rasmusazu
    @rasmusazu 10 місяців тому

    I prefer having a gauntlet to my gates when I play, its cheesy, but can still be hard once you start crafting master class weapons and the wealth increases to the point theres massive raids. In my experience, the raids ends up becoming the main entertainment factor for settlements after a while.

  • @MadIIMike
    @MadIIMike 9 місяців тому

    Somehow the concept of corpse ponds reminded me of the Sims...

  • @arc8687
    @arc8687 Рік тому +1

    damn... nut's second form emits such dominant energy- i want to be his slave just to see if he lives up to his name

  • @pgawesome7002
    @pgawesome7002 Рік тому

    One of the most wild video titles I’ve seen

  • @mgrillo2863
    @mgrillo2863 8 місяців тому

    a slave named spade..
    that top tier right there

  • @andytheshark
    @andytheshark Рік тому

    the scenario would've been hilarious if hungry beak things followed the scent of the dead, decided to swim for the bodies and then for the succulent hivers behind the gates

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi Рік тому

    Shem is just perfect :)
    and close to the best paying smokers of 'the product' 😂

  • @artem_mma
    @artem_mma Рік тому

    Great video, I love Kenshi

  • @CrabQueen
    @CrabQueen Рік тому

    They're not slaves, they're individuals who are freedom challenged.

  • @intruefaith7612
    @intruefaith7612 11 місяців тому

    Kenshi's naming system can be unfortunate sometimes. I remember my first playthrough, walking into a bar to look for some recruits. There I see a scorchlander man with skin like coal, for whom the system had rolled the name Spade. I almost choked. He became my best bruiser.
    Then died to Cat-Lon...

  • @Armgoth
    @Armgoth Рік тому

    Corpse pond. Imma use that in my DnD game cause it is descriptive on so many levels.

  • @Cody27
    @Cody27 11 місяців тому

    The hash empire is a strong and nobel lineage. Their pockets are mighty and spirits are high. I spent a fortune freeing all the slave plantations. More workers for the hash empire, a 420 fractal upward spiral 😂

  • @Fakesundayman
    @Fakesundayman 11 місяців тому

    Green: I have the best turret skills in the lands I hope you will employ me to shoot people!
    Hazel: m i n e s

  • @despicableocelot8459
    @despicableocelot8459 Рік тому

    Mmmm now this is content, I have fed the algorithm. The channel must grow.

  • @SharkB_8
    @SharkB_8 Рік тому

    i have now learned that the only reason my posture sucks is because I'm poor

  • @zambies1
    @zambies1 Рік тому

    Hey, you did the thing I said you wouldn't do... Very good

  • @Vesdus
    @Vesdus Рік тому +1

    Ribs is my favourite.

  • @goreobsessed2308
    @goreobsessed2308 Рік тому +1

    I had no idea their were actual slave traders you could buy from

  • @petitponeydu7727
    @petitponeydu7727 Рік тому

    i'm still convinced this guy is the same as the guy who provides the voice over for the videos on the Ahoy channel

  • @lexquodius
    @lexquodius Рік тому

    Not the corpse pond!
    😭

  • @nepnep5969
    @nepnep5969 Рік тому

    Me mishearing the end gave me an incredible idea.
    Beep-Things

  • @alexandrerossatoneto588
    @alexandrerossatoneto588 Рік тому

    this is epic a new upload

  • @princessbitch96
    @princessbitch96 5 місяців тому

    Kenshi is my favorite weed dealer simulator.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios Місяць тому

    Maybe it was never about becoming a millionaire. Maybe it was about the fleshbags we shoot across the pond.

  • @nonameanonymous3633
    @nonameanonymous3633 9 місяців тому +2

    Are the hivers also, in your opinion, breedable, too?

  • @koffeebeanz
    @koffeebeanz Рік тому

    nearly at 100k subs!

  • @forest6045
    @forest6045 Рік тому

    I honestly couldn't think of a better eternal retirement. That would take at least 100 maybe 200 years to get old

  • @darkswords4
    @darkswords4 9 місяців тому

    Everything about this video is masterfully done, the editing and jokes are all superb.

  • @liameyles1450
    @liameyles1450 Рік тому

    this despite being Kenshi was actuality quite wholesome a simple rags to riches story who doesn't like that

  • @patriot9487
    @patriot9487 Рік тому

    I love Hivers too lmao

  • @_NoName_314
    @_NoName_314 Рік тому

    well, that's a new defensive gate to try🤣

  • @jhman8254
    @jhman8254 10 місяців тому

    "Castle doctrine mentality"

  • @YtseJammed
    @YtseJammed Рік тому

    In which Hazzor builds a narco commune of "submissive" twinks

  • @yes.elevens3688
    @yes.elevens3688 Рік тому

    I prefer to use the phrase “growable happiness”

  • @pendantblade6361
    @pendantblade6361 Рік тому

    RIP Spade. Gone but not forgotten.

  • @Tom-oj7si
    @Tom-oj7si Рік тому +1

    What if we held hands by Nut and Bolt's corpse pond?

  • @NotHappening-b8t
    @NotHappening-b8t Рік тому

    my first playthrough i bought a handful of slaves. soon as i let them down they were off to the races...... i was able to catch all 5 or so. ran them all the way to base. where they eventually all starved in the walls lol. pretty sure not single 1 joined. so yea wasnt my happy face. and i was broke at that stage spent most my money on them for farming...... but ofc was waste of money and time.

  • @QuantamEscargot
    @QuantamEscargot Рік тому

    It ain't much, but it's honest work

  • @Chromies777
    @Chromies777 Рік тому

    great timing

  • @Scatteredpast
    @Scatteredpast Рік тому

    Turn it around and it's a story about two nice robots promising food, shelter, and safety from raids to any and all subjugated bugboys