My Dad is done. None of my pleadings worked, but solid proof of his involvement in the insurrection finally getting him to change. Thank you Jack Smith.
I wish I could say the same thing about my Mom but she's still in the cult of crazy. I can barely talk to her any more 'cause the batshit crazy stuff that comes out of her mouth sometimes actually makes me ill. She actually said during the 2016 election that she would rather her great-grandson (my grandson) look up to Trump, than Obama. It was one of the few times I could no longer bite my tongue, but it didn't matter. She's so far into the cult now that there's no talking to her.
He just told another crowd that he didn't need a teleprompter and here we are with him raving with nothing to say. I can't believe that all the crap that comes out of his mouth is actually ON THE PROMPTER? He has people writing this crap? No
Trump is like a child who learned a new word. Have you noticed how he tends to repeat the same story/situation/joke/nickname continously in a span of a few days?
@@artbargra Trump is repeating everything he says like, you know, like three to four times in a row. In fact, he is repeating truly tremendous amounts of what he has already repeated several times, with only slightly rearranging the order of the same words. that he has said. That is the truth. Nobody can deny this. He knows like ten English professors, who are now constantly in a deep state of awe by Trumps ability of repeating up to 2000% of his nonsensical gibberish. But nevertheless Donald hates any other sort of "deep state", as he often likes to repeat. He is like the most repeating repeater of most anything else, that ever has been repeated in all of the history of America. They can't find anyone else, who is repeating that much of any nonsense, even in the whole world. World best known leaders like Kim-Jong-Un and Putin love him for his willingly repeating at least 107% of their own nonsense. But now, I have to go back to work and write some more teleprompter messages for my customer. He needs this for his next rally, tomorrow. Have to remember, not to use more than five or six words per sentence in average, though. Preferably only three.
Kimmel is killing it at the moment. His monologues are consistently outshining all of his late night competitors. Sharp writing and delivery and merciless Trumo baiting. Keep it up!!
The teleprompter went out so he's stalling for time hoping it will come back. Oh but he doesn't need it, only lesser people need it. How can people sit and listen to that crap.
They are not listening. They are waiting to buy a duck - and they truly believe that Trump "tells it like it is"- like Jesus. George Carlin predicted the arrival of these people years ago.
It always was. It's a rich teenager who got too many things too easily, and never had to work for anything . Then when the capable adults died off, they're left in ignorant middle age, unable to build or sustain anything. That's the USA for you - all mouth and no trousers.
Too much time on our hands, and paid for Russian interference channels, like Fox. My aunt wasn't MAGA until she retired and sat on her butt in front of the TV and then fell down the crazy rabbit hole on the internet.
So true I just wish their “rabbit hole” algorithms would show his stuff to them on FB! Definitely they think that everything is a lie and Trump is their savior. They need to truly read the good book.
We actually don't need MORE EVIDENCE.. years of incriminating records of criminal behaviors on record. D.j.Trump. Standing for everything against America while being the worst example of a human being in the world of government. D.j.Trump
She is the worst first lady ever. Never thought about philanthropy during her term and now all she tries to do is to "milk-squeeze" as much capital from her book as possible now. It's just sad.
CNN asked to interview her about her book and she demanded 250k. She charged DonOld's campaign 250k for a 5 minute appearance. This is all about money for her.
@@lenawagenfuehr53The word Scotland was used both as a noun and an adjective in that sentence. The correct adjectival form is not "Scottish", but "Scots".
Jings, crivvens, help ma boab (to quote 8-year-old Oor Wullie), we are getting a bit down in the weeds here! The course referenced is on the east coast, north of Aberdeen. There are already loads of wind turbines there (as we call them here). The Royal and Ancient have already taken his other Scottish golf course, (Trump) Turnberry has already been removed from the rota of courses to host the Open Championship (and it is not because the course is not up to scratch - it is in fantastic condition).
Jack Smith is brilliant. We thank you from the bottom of my heart for you hunging in there because this thing is an absolute mess for the first time I was afraid really frightened of what was going to happen. You thought that and you've never stopped. The supreme Court if fought back, you weren't afraid to tell them the truth in a way that was both respectful, but the rube of law is in your blood. God keep you safe. Jack Smith. I love you. Be happy. Stay safe and stay a lawyer no matter what. Thank you
Merrick Garland should be held accountable for NOT holding Trump accountable for his traitorous schemes from minute ONE! Our country should not have to be subjected to this lunacy! Thanks for nothing Merrick! You should also be held accountable!
But he controls the 100% money funded into his party. most of it go to mar-o-lago though, some republicans find out in later years, if they really have their testicular fortitude.
My thought is, there's a cunning plan (Black Adder) to 25 him and then JD will be president. He will pardon donnie. However, he can't be pardoned for State crimes, so I hope those lawsuits are ready to go.
@juliepierce3826 *trump fans - See you won't understand.... he speaks in riddles - Hes an actual genius. ....... -- Me: looking at my cat* my cat stares back* I continue to eat my burrito
If you can't buy a house on a standard wage, and a lot of young people will never look forward to owning a home, then wouldn't you agree the dream actually is dead?
@@BebeDaul Don't assume how the youth feel about things. We'd rather deal with that over watching our nation get burnt to the ground by a baseless old fool that seeks to undermine our basic rights and government foundations.
@@BebeDaul The wealth gap has been growing steadily for decades. All the extraordinary wealth in our country has been driven up to the top one percent citizenry due to extreme tax breaks for the wealthy. It does not trickle down to jobs and workers. Look up what CEOs and stockholders make. Then, that money is used to buy politicians. Then, the legislation to balance it out, or take care of any other matter, stalls. Republicans are ones who keep granting these tax breaks and deregulations. They are the ones who have not honored the constitution by holding DT accountable for his crimes. So, yes. The American Dream is at terrible risk.
The teleprompter went out because skilled AV Tech’s have been refusing to work for him for years. I’ve personally walked off of a job site when he tried to make a “surprise appearance” in Austin. They had to beg ANYONE to step in at the last minute.
Can you name one of the 34 charges? Because they can't. You should be scared of what the democrats are doing, but you don't even see the corruption when they do it right in front of your face...
This election year is the biggest headache of my life. I've been through many presidential elections, but this year is the only time I feel our freedom is in jeopardy.
It's been on the ballot for quite a while. Trump is just a figure head. Even w him out of the picture, the genie is out of the bottle. Vote and keep your eye on the ball longterm. Democracy is work.
Ditto, my Multiple Myeloma Bone PET scan shows my Bones have Lytic Lesions that make my Bones look like Swiss Cheese but my Palliative Doc wants to prescribe Lidocaine Patches??😢 I'm Voting for VP Harris because Legal Cannabis could really help relieve Constant Daily Pain!! HARRIS WALZ 2024🗳️💙🇺🇲
@@anthonettedillard3999 I had spondylolthesis [Only grade 1 but hurt like hell] They tried to give me lidocaine patches which were a joke. Did nothing but make my back feel cold and strange. Even after surgery Im still in pain and muscle relaxers make me groggy when I wake up. This stuff is more complicated than people think. I can only imagine how ridiculous that is for you. Im epileptic and could probably also benefit from Charlottes Web Indica strain. Hopefully we get Harris/Walz for soooooooo many necessary reasons
He always says, "they did this, they set him, they told him, etc." Who the hell is THEY??? That's what I want him to answer, then he can go away forever!
We've gone from a smoking gun to a smoking cannon to a smoking artillery park to a smoking crater to a literal giant sign saying, "I DID A CRIME, PROSECUTE ME."
It was obvious to all of us on Jan 6, when we watched it all unfold in real time and no help was sent to the capital. Everyone with common sense knew exactly what was going on and who was behind all of it. Hmm.......who is a dirty conman and who would have benefited most and who went silent for hours in the one moment that mattered most during his whole 4 years ???? Good lord, the reason that trump is so sloppy is because he knows people fall for his bullshit and he can twist history and facts and then get all fake offended when confronted. Don't be the idiots that trump knows you are !!!
@@ilsehunt6798 " you as a country" ? I'm not worried about the US, if he's just their problem, then so be it. But a second term of that guy could be the end of the free world.
Apparently Donny Dbag doesn't realize that his rallies are filmed and we have all heard the same stories over and over including the teleprompter schtick. Jesus get some new material man!
My father is 76 and tells us the same stories over and over as if we've never heard them before.....but we listen to them over and over again bc we don't want to embarrass him AND bc he's not running for president!!! Dump's children need to build an oval office just for him, tell dumpy he won the election and just let him go to his fake oval office everyday and let him live out the rest of his life happily. That's basically what they did for dumpy's father..,c'mon kids....show the same kind of respect for your father.
Omg I look forward to these clips every single night. Keep them coming Jimmy. It’s nice to know there are other people that live in reality. Gotta find the humor in this madness somehow! 💙💙💙
@@motherlove202 right? I try to tell my husband this. He used to laugh and now he’s just over all of it. It’s absurd to think that we’re this close. If this was 15 years ago, the polls would be 90% Harris, 10% Trump. That’s what a decade of hourly social media rants and lies will do to half the country. It’s amazing that fact-checking has now become a bad thing in America. Who knew that telling the truth would be a form of cheating and election interference? 🙄🫠
@@CopingwithGrattitude I’m in NC. I totally get it…maybe not quite as much as you do..😂 Luckily i live in the city now, but I grew up in the country. In a town about as red as it gets. Hell will freeze over before Mark Robinson is our governor though. And if he does win, it’s time to find a new state to live in.
Trump is *mentally chaotic* 😵💫, and JD Vance is chaotically weird . America doesn't need these two weird men in the White House. Their mental chaos will result in political and economic chaos.😵
Voting Kamala Harris is like throwing the Titanic in reverse to hit the iceberg a second time. Also, I don't think the federal government should fly foreign murderers into the interior of the U.S Governor Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law that bars local governments from enacting laws to require residents to show a valid form of identification in order to vote.
Why did they make a MAGA cult member a union boss? Thats dangerous & incredibly irresponsible. Trump is a union buster. Something is off about this whole thing.
But let's think about it pragmatically: What do we really need to pack for him? A Happy Meal and a family pack of spare diapers for the road and off he goes.
When Kamala let that smile and smirk out during the debate after Trump said they're eating dogs has to be one of the moments US Americans fell in love with her
You know that old saying about you can't fool everybody all the time? Well there's a new version, you can fool some of the people all the time and all of the people all the time if they're trumpers.
Do voters not understand that Trump basically snuck her here? The MAGAs whine about immigrants and his wife is one. She also grifts for money all the time. And, of course, the VP candidate is an immigrant! Republicans are a bunch of two-faced, two-bit liars!
"The DOJ is not supposed to do anything within 90 days that would affect the outcome of an election!" Oh, like reopening an "investigation" into Hillary's emails 10 days before the election?
@jeffs6809 I fear for the children mostly. I fear for all of us if trump manages to steal this election, also. Please America, get rid of trump. Vote Blue.
It should not have been allowed. There is SOOOOOO much evidence of what he did.... HIS TWEETS are exhibits 1-30. The mind boggles! 🤯 This guy gives NO ONE any idea of what his plans are. They just listen to him ramble. Good on 'em. They have more patience than I do.
"The other candidate isn't the first one."
Truer words were never spoken! Bravo, Jimmy!
What an absolute embarrassment
Tina Peters, the County Clerk in Colorado just got NINE years in jail!!! :)
No remorse no nothing she thinks she did nothing wrong? The judge said she would probably do it again.
Did you see the dressing down he gave her? And she still didn't get what she did wrong.😮
Her sentencing is in the quay. Can't wait to watch it.
@@judysocal8682The judge wanted to set an example for others like her! 👏👏👏💙💙💙I love my state!
What the F**k.! Jimmy just said Mr President. I did a whaaaa?
Slip up, big time.
Shame Jimmy, shame
My Dad is done. None of my pleadings worked, but solid proof of his involvement in the insurrection finally getting him to change. Thank you Jack Smith.
Glad for you and him
Your avatar is an enemy cat, my avatar sez "EEEE EEEEE RRRROW EEEEE...."
I wish I could say the same thing about my Mom but she's still in the cult of crazy. I can barely talk to her any more 'cause the batshit crazy stuff that comes out of her mouth sometimes actually makes me ill. She actually said during the 2016 election that she would rather her great-grandson (my grandson) look up to Trump, than Obama. It was one of the few times I could no longer bite my tongue, but it didn't matter. She's so far into the cult now that there's no talking to her.
Sorry for your situation Trump is tearing families apart😢
@@ShellOKCdementia
"Rignoramous" is a GEM!!
He just told another crowd that he didn't need a teleprompter and here we are with him raving with nothing to say. I can't believe that all the crap that comes out of his mouth is actually ON THE PROMPTER? He has people writing this crap? No
Trump is like a child who learned a new word. Have you noticed how he tends to repeat the same story/situation/joke/nickname continously in a span of a few days?
@@artbargra Trump is repeating everything he says like, you know, like three to four times in a row. In fact, he is repeating truly tremendous amounts of what he has already repeated several times, with only slightly rearranging the order of the same words. that he has said. That is the truth. Nobody can deny this. He knows like ten English professors, who are now constantly in a deep state of awe by Trumps ability of repeating up to 2000% of his nonsensical gibberish. But nevertheless Donald hates any other sort of "deep state", as he often likes to repeat. He is like the most repeating repeater of most anything else, that ever has been repeated in all of the history of America. They can't find anyone else, who is repeating that much of any nonsense, even in the whole world. World best known leaders like Kim-Jong-Un and Putin love him for his willingly repeating at least 107% of their own nonsense.
But now, I have to go back to work and write some more teleprompter messages for my customer. He needs this for his next rally, tomorrow. Have to remember, not to use more than five or six words per sentence in average, though. Preferably only three.
The Folks in Scientology don't think they are in a CULT either....😉
Facts. My sister has been in Scientology for 40 years, long after LRH was dead. Pray this doesn't continue that long with MAGA after Trump dies.
So true.
two-way street
Kimmel is killing it at the moment. His monologues are consistently outshining all of his late night competitors. Sharp writing and delivery and merciless Trumo baiting. Keep it up!!
Teamsters for Trump? Did they not see and hear him say he hated paying overtime and would rather fire them and replace them. WTF?
Most teamsters can't and won't vote anyway
Their RACISM trumps their need to survive and feed their families.
Teamsters can't vote because their back hurts so bad that they would rather sit at home recovering on election day.@Jagged-mm7sb
@@reneelyndamartinez1362 Nah, I heard the head honcho took a bribe
MAGA always votes against its own interests
The teleprompter went out so he's stalling for time hoping it will come back. Oh but he doesn't need it, only lesser people need it. How can people sit and listen to that crap.
They are not listening. They are waiting to buy a duck - and they truly believe that Trump "tells it like it is"- like Jesus.
George Carlin predicted the arrival of these people years ago.
Practice.
@@Vincent67337 Has he ever claimed he didn't need or use one? Trump did. That is the point, just to make it clear for the hard of thinking.
@@Vincent67337 what about him lobotomite?
@@Vincent67337 "What about Joe?" - Is Joe Biden back in the presidential race?
How did America get so stupid... it seriously saddens me.
It always was. It's a rich teenager who got too many things too easily, and never had to work for anything . Then when the capable adults died off, they're left in ignorant middle age, unable to build or sustain anything. That's the USA for you - all mouth and no trousers.
Failed education system and a country full of religious wackos.
This country has No Morals anymore
it's their education system
Too much time on our hands, and paid for Russian interference channels, like Fox. My aunt wasn't MAGA until she retired and sat on her butt in front of the TV and then fell down the crazy rabbit hole on the internet.
You the man, Jimmy! Speaking, "truth & humor" to power!!🤣
Why can’t he finish a sentence. He has this sing song type of voice that makes me want to scream. Vote 💙💙
Tina Peters was sentenced to 9 years today. We need that kind of accountability for Trump and anyone who tried to destroy our election.
As some one from that district, I'm so happy!
Amen!
He packed the court alright, but not for the right reasons.
Boo hoo cry more I love it.
Whoever you put besides bars, thing is - there is noone to elect.
Teleprompter, no teleprompter. He still makes no effin sense.
And can’t string a coherent sentence together
I hear his teleprompter is sponsored by the effusive company, Word Salad.
@@Surge1077Good one! 😂🤣😆💙
He was slurring his words it’s something wrong with him and they know it
It’s concerning that the nonsense before the outage was ON a teleprompter…
Would he just go the hell away?
Yes please
Oh Jimmy! What we do without you??!!
Thanks to you and your amazing writers!!
he is the best I absolutely love his shows
And keep it coming!!!!
And video editors!!
So true I just wish their “rabbit hole” algorithms would show his stuff to them on FB!
Definitely they think that everything is a lie and Trump is their savior.
They need to truly read the good book.
Look at all those sad brainwashed people behind him, actually siding with this fool
I truly pity them
Paid?
Paid people standing behind-the-scenes
And watch them. They are talking to each other, not listening to a word he is saying. And taking selfies. He is paying for them to be there.
I believe they are paid.
That monologue was great. TFG clips were on target. It is amazing that the election gap is close. Thanks for caring about this country.
Diarrhea of the mouth is common amongst chronic and compulsive liars.
He's told so many lies that he can't think up new ones and just babbles.
KIMMIE HAS MORE HYPOCRISY THAN HAMAS.
@@gemcan54 and we still prefer her over Trump.
Pressured speech.
@@gemcan54 specify how “Jimmie” is as “hypocritical as hamas”.
Or did you make that up?
I just cannot stomach #45 any longer. He can't even remember 4years ago. Thank you Jack for all you do to get him out!
I never could.
Damn, you can't even say his name! Is it too traumatic? Lol
IF he DOESN'T NEED a teleprompter WHY would he MENTION IT WENT OUT?!
He proved that he does need a teleprompter.
@@johngreene6783 Unfortunately he can't read either.
@@cal8354 Good point. That's why his supporters like him. They can't read either LOL
He didn't have anything to say, just mumble grumble.
HE IS INSANE.
Thank you for putting a smile on our face’s during these insane times!💙
U are a liar!u tried rig the election ! But u got caught !
What a joke! That man should be in prison.
For hurting your feelings? LOL
Which person are you speaking about?
@@tpliscon4662 Trump
@@McHale72for trying to throw out votes
Same for Hunter Biden.
"How is this election even close?" Question I ask myself on a daily basis.
The Election is way ahead for Kamala but the young people do not answer polls
There’s still over a third of the nation that is terrified of a woman president. They’d vote Kim Jong Un over a woman.
Mainstream media is complicit that why
I agree, it's not even close, gonna be a landslide 💙💙💙💙
Tells us who we really are.
I’ve never wanted a person to go away as badly as I do trump.
Me neither. Just the thought of never seeing his face again or hearing his voice again…..
Vote Democrat down the ballot 🗳️💙🙏🏻
Ditto
If the whole world could vote, he would have gone away a long time ago!
Me, too. I will never vote Republican again as long as I live.
Them little hands back and forth !
We actually don't need MORE EVIDENCE.. years of incriminating records of criminal behaviors on record. D.j.Trump.
Standing for everything against America while being the worst example of a human being in the world of government. D.j.Trump
You gave me an idea……make it all the center piece of a future “Trump LIbrary”.
@@jjohnson796 How about Convict Trump Library ?
DECADES
@@TUPELO_HUNNY . .dedicated to data and accounts of his criminal behaviors. D.j.Trump building. Turned museum. History of the lies fom Donald.
FDJT, FJDV, FMAGA & FP2025.
I love that he still tried to make them think he didn't need the teleprompter, he was so relieved when it came back on 🤣
New diaper?
Odd, isn't it? And he can't really read.
She is the worst first lady ever. Never thought about philanthropy during her term and now all she tries to do is to "milk-squeeze" as much capital from her book as possible now. It's just sad.
Remember her jacket she wore on a trip to see needy children said "I really don't care do you?"
Who is buying her book? MAGA? Why do you care about MAGA idiots as to what they do? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She also destroyed Jacqueline Kennedy's Rose Garden. 💔💙🌊🗳️🇺🇲🌊
She's been in the US how long and still speaks only rudimentary English?
CNN asked to interview her about her book and she demanded 250k. She charged DonOld's campaign 250k for a 5 minute appearance. This is all about money for her.
He's a "Rignoramous." That just had me rolling Jimmy. You always make my day. LOL😂
What about the release of his tax-return
Hahahaha! Perhaps when he has passed?
Gonna need those pee pee tapes too!
They’re still under audit from 2016 🤷🏻♀️
@@dannyellaboatboat - actually uh, he can keep those. Really, really don't want to see that. Just the tax returns, please! Heh.
@@LordRenegrade Yes, tax returns are the priority. Pee pee tapes are optional 😁
Please, Scotland please put up a bunch of windmills around the orange buffoon's Scotland golf course.
Scottish is the adjectival.form.for Scotland. You people sound like Melania
@@lenawagenfuehr53Education and healthcare in the US are the most expensive in the world . They are paying the most for the least. It’s the maga way.
@@lenawagenfuehr53The word Scotland was used both as a noun and an adjective in that sentence. The correct adjectival form is not "Scottish", but "Scots".
We did 🏴
Jings, crivvens, help ma boab (to quote 8-year-old Oor Wullie), we are getting a bit down in the weeds here! The course referenced is on the east coast, north of Aberdeen. There are already loads of wind turbines there (as we call them here). The Royal and Ancient have already taken his other Scottish golf course, (Trump) Turnberry has already been removed from the rota of courses to host the Open Championship (and it is not because the course is not up to scratch - it is in fantastic condition).
Jack Smith is brilliant. We thank you from the bottom of my heart for you hunging in there because this thing is an absolute mess for the first time I was afraid really frightened of what was going to happen. You thought that and you've never stopped. The supreme Court if fought back, you weren't afraid to tell them the truth in a way that was both respectful, but the rube of law is in your blood. God keep you safe. Jack Smith. I love you. Be happy. Stay safe and stay a lawyer no matter what. Thank you
Jack Smith, a true American hero.
Jacks not giving up his cases til he wins.🎉
Ditto.
Also to hell with Trump and every individual that supports the grub.
Smith gave SCOTUS his middle fingers and took his case to the Court Of Public Opinion. It seems to be helping.
Merrick Garland should be held accountable for NOT holding Trump accountable for his traitorous schemes from minute ONE! Our country should not have to be subjected to this lunacy! Thanks for nothing Merrick! You should also be held accountable!
OMG love the mocking of RFK great monologue. Anything that makes me laugh is a gift. Thanks
Holy crap, this who the Republicans think is the best candidate they have?!
Can't fix stupid!
But he controls the 100% money funded into his party. most of it go to mar-o-lago though, some republicans find out in later years, if they really have their testicular fortitude.
That's what happens when you overdose on Kool Aid.
He’s the one who represents them perfectly.
My thought is, there's a cunning plan (Black Adder) to 25 him and then JD will be president. He will pardon donnie. However, he can't be pardoned for State crimes, so I hope those lawsuits are ready to go.
He can't finish even a single coherent sentence.
It's almost funny watching him slowly going downhill.
The transcripts of his speeches and interviews are a total mess and frustrating to get through.
@laurendaryani4893 more power to you! I wouldn't even attempt try to read it the rambling much less try and comprehend what he's trying to say.
There's something seriously wrong with his supporters.
@juliepierce3826
*trump fans - See you won't understand.... he speaks in riddles - Hes an actual genius. ....... -- Me: looking at my cat* my cat stares back* I continue to eat my burrito
Jack Smith will go down in history as one of the greatest American heros
Not even close. In my book Billy connolly was the greatest stand up comedian ever. Jimmy Kimmel is nowhere close to being the best..
@@STHFGDBY ok... No one mentioned comedians
Exhibit A
nah, is the next person have the best aim
@@Ford_prefect_42 That's his trade, I don't have to mention comedian.
Thank you Jimmy. You are the voice of reason.
I love the way that you never let up on Trump and MAGA, keep it up! Somebody needs to draw attention to how unfit he is for POTUS. ❤Your show!
Trump will win
If you can't buy a house on a standard wage, and a lot of young people will never look forward to owning a home, then wouldn't you agree the dream actually is dead?
@@BebeDaul Don't assume how the youth feel about things. We'd rather deal with that over watching our nation get burnt to the ground by a baseless old fool that seeks to undermine our basic rights and government foundations.
@@BebeDaul The wealth gap has been growing steadily for decades. All the extraordinary wealth in our country has been driven up to the top one percent citizenry due to extreme tax breaks for the wealthy. It does not trickle down to jobs and workers. Look up what CEOs and stockholders make. Then, that money is used to buy politicians. Then, the legislation to balance it out, or take care of any other matter, stalls. Republicans are ones who keep granting these tax breaks and deregulations. They are the ones who have not honored the constitution by holding DT accountable for his crimes. So, yes. The American Dream is at terrible risk.
@@kimh5566 Another reason to vote Blue up and down the Ballot!
The teleprompter went out because skilled AV Tech’s have been refusing to work for him for years. I’ve personally walked off of a job site when he tried to make a “surprise appearance” in Austin. They had to beg ANYONE to step in at the last minute.
I love that you walked off a job site to avoid seeing him! I would do the same
@@Allie8567 I'd have to say it would be fun to control what he says though he does an awesome job of making himself look stupid already.
Good for you. In Unity is Strength.
Let me guess Trump doesn't pay 😂
You, my friend, are true American patriot.
🎶 You're .. Once, Twice, 34 Times a Felon 🎶 !!. and Justice will come for You. !!
But Wait !!!! There's more 😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣
Can you name one of the 34 charges? Because they can't. You should be scared of what the democrats are doing, but you don't even see the corruption when they do it right in front of your face...
*come over you.
Lyin' All Richie also wrote The Orange Grift. Although, maybe he ghost wrote it, come to think of it.
Not in USA it won't.
He’s concerned about windmills blowing his wig off.
This election year is the biggest headache of my life. I've been through many presidential elections, but this year is the only time I feel our freedom is in jeopardy.
❤ you n me both mate🇬🇧💙
That's right honey ❤
@@a.j.carter8975😂
It's been on the ballot for quite a while. Trump is just a figure head. Even w him out of the picture, the genie is out of the bottle. Vote and keep your eye on the ball longterm. Democracy is work.
Time to live your life and vote for truth
Oooh gawd....shut up donnie! Go to your room.
Oh the calamity!! Jimmy you're the best!
“They’re eating the dawgs”. - you have totally lost it Donnie.
I like how you spelled it how he said it! 😂
Thank you Jimmy, writers and staff, you are all the best 😂😂😂
You don’t need a teleprompter when you have nothing of substance to say. He just stands there repeating the same old lies.
So why are watching?
Over and over and over again!
With less energy and slurring.
I'm actually shocked that all the hogwash he stands there and spews is actually pre written 😂
MAGA sad, so sad for you in November.
With my bone cancer and living in Wisconsin, I really hope they legalize it before I pass ....
Couldn't you move or visit one of the states where it's legal already?
Hopefully 🤞🏻 There are many farmers and shops selling what they can legally, SO close 💙
Prayers to you and your health ✌️🙏💜✌️🙏💜✌️🙏💜
Ditto, my Multiple Myeloma Bone PET scan shows my Bones have Lytic Lesions that make my Bones look like Swiss Cheese but my Palliative Doc wants to prescribe Lidocaine Patches??😢 I'm Voting for VP Harris because Legal Cannabis could really help relieve Constant Daily Pain!! HARRIS WALZ 2024🗳️💙🇺🇲
@@anthonettedillard3999 I had spondylolthesis [Only grade 1 but hurt like hell] They tried to give me lidocaine patches which were a joke. Did nothing but make my back feel cold and strange. Even after surgery Im still in pain and muscle relaxers make me groggy when I wake up. This stuff is more complicated than people think. I can only imagine how ridiculous that is for you. Im epileptic and could probably also benefit from Charlottes Web Indica strain. Hopefully we get Harris/Walz for soooooooo many necessary reasons
You go Jimmy, keeping it real 💙💙💙💙💙💙🙏💙🙏
Hi😅
The only reason he wants to win is to pardon himself and not go to jail. How can people not see this? 🤦🏻♀️
Is it even legal to pardon yourself? I'm sure the corrupt supreme court will say yes.
It's a Cult!
@@RandalC-hy5ke That's what they said about Capone.
Intentional blindness and abject stupidity
its about the grift
He always says, "they did this, they set him, they told him, etc." Who the hell is THEY??? That's what I want him to answer, then he can go away forever!
We've gone from a smoking gun to a smoking cannon to a smoking artillery park to a smoking crater to a literal giant sign saying, "I DID A CRIME, PROSECUTE ME."
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It was obvious to all of us on Jan 6, when we watched it all unfold in real time and no help was sent to the capital. Everyone with common sense knew exactly what was going on and who was behind all of it. Hmm.......who is a dirty conman and who would have benefited most and who went silent for hours in the one moment that mattered most during his whole 4 years ???? Good lord, the reason that trump is so sloppy is because he knows people fall for his bullshit and he can twist history and facts and then get all fake offended when confronted. Don't be the idiots that trump knows you are !!!
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💯 A NEON SIGN, with flashing lights.
..and yet as of today ,nearly four years later, he still walks free.
What a LOSER! Make him go away, vote BLUR up and down the ballot 🙏🏼 💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲
Just checking in to see how that worked out 🤣
I'm voting for Gus' Dad.
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I love Gus!
Me, too! ♥️
Darn right! 💕
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@stickybandit327 🤦♀️ you for real 😳..
God bless you 🙏🏼 ...
I see what a looser you ARE 👆🏼... a kid.
The duck is really quite appropriate because his mind is quacked!
I’m tired of this buffoon it’s not funny it’s scary to imagine he could be in WH again
I cannot even bear to think of it
God help you as a country if he gets back in
@@ilsehunt6798 " you as a country" ? I'm not worried about the US, if he's just their problem, then so be it.
But a second term of that guy could be the end of the free world.
@@triple6286 I will never vote for a traitor, FELON!
@@julane-h2y thing is .. they're all like that
As a Fl native, please don’t insult Manatees like that. They are smart, kind and don’t hurt anyone! Lol
“Don’t boo, VOTE!!” - Barack Obama
Do both
Vote solid 🔵🔵 🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️ in overwhelming 🔢🔢🔢🔢🔢 for obvious and clear victories for Harris and clear.
Huh
Trump and Truth is like trying to mix water and oil.
Vote. 💙
He might possibly be the most despicable human being in mankind's history.
He certainly is the most despicable and delusional creeps this country has ever known.
Not by half, unfortunately. There are far worse.
@@janetroy3217Failed American history????? He's awful, but black Americans and Indians have known far worse presidents even.
Trump makes Benedict Arnold look like a light-weight.
@@mandyharewood886the butcher Andrew Jackson
When will the Devil go away.
The Devil went down to Georgia 'cause he was looking for an election to steal!
DUDDDDDDEEEEEE!!! YOU ADMITTED TO IT!! He is UNNNN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE!!!😂😂😂😂 Jimmy that joke is hilarious and soooo appropriate!!!
The Beatles song made in 1968 ->He is a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere chair, making his nowhere plans"
Apparently Donny Dbag doesn't realize that his rallies are filmed and we have all heard the same stories over and over including the teleprompter schtick. Jesus get some new material man!
Don's bs record is boring! No wonder ppl exit asap.
My father is 76 and tells us the same stories over and over as if we've never heard them before.....but we listen to them over and over again bc we don't want to embarrass him AND bc he's not running for president!!! Dump's children need to build an oval office just for him, tell dumpy he won the election and just let him go to his fake oval office everyday and let him live out the rest of his life happily.
That's basically what they did for dumpy's father..,c'mon kids....show the same kind of respect for your father.
@@mandyroo3375 Well, they don't show any respect for their mother ...
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… and they aren’t even windmills. Nothing is being milled. They are wind turbines.
Bravo, *no one* ever picks up on this point :D
There you go, making sense and using words correctly!!! Not very MAGA of you.
Next, tRump will be calling them wind turbans and musing about tariffs on India.
@@kimchristensen2175 Today's winner, everybody!
Oh, please dont tell Trump that. He just figured out windmills. I couldn't handle him learning about turbines.
Jimmy you are a breath of fresh air in a time of total maga madness . Vote 💙💙💙💙💙
It's amazing how they sit there and listen to him go on like that. This is an ignorant group of people.
assuming they're listening
@@jaygray7102 Well I see a bunch of people cheering for him an agreeing with what he's saying evidently they're listening.
@@zetha5378 again, you're assuming the applause sign didn't light up. he's got supporters, but he's not going to win the election. Not a chance.
@@jaygray7102 you dam right he ain't gonna win
@@jaygray7102let’s hope he doesn’t!
Omg I look forward to these clips every single night. Keep them coming Jimmy. It’s nice to know there are other people that live in reality. Gotta find the humor in this madness somehow! 💙💙💙
Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying
Me too…especially as a blue dot in AL.🙁
@@motherlove202 right? I try to tell my husband this. He used to laugh and now he’s just over all of it. It’s absurd to think that we’re this close. If this was 15 years ago, the polls would be 90% Harris, 10% Trump.
That’s what a decade of hourly social media rants and lies will do to half the country. It’s amazing that fact-checking has now become a bad thing in America. Who knew that telling the truth would be a form of cheating and election interference? 🙄🫠
@@CopingwithGrattitude I’m in NC. I totally get it…maybe not quite as much as you do..😂 Luckily i live in the city now, but I grew up in the country. In a town about as red as it gets.
Hell will freeze over before Mark Robinson is our governor though. And if he does win, it’s time to find a new state to live in.
He will release his medical records as soon as they are finished being audited.
or, Edited? ; - )
@@VJFranzK redacted
Q: How is the election so close?
A: Misogyny and or racism.
Misogyny and racism are a component. However, the MAGA cult mindset had gripped many Americans before Harris was announced.
Jack Smith has the receipts! Vote Blue 💙 and send Donnie to the Big House instead of the White House!
Trump is *mentally chaotic* 😵💫, and JD Vance is chaotically weird . America doesn't need these two weird men in the White House.
Their mental chaos will result in political and economic chaos.😵
Voting Kamala Harris is like throwing the Titanic in reverse to hit the iceberg a second time. Also, I don't think the federal government should fly foreign murderers into the interior of the U.S
Governor Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law that bars local governments from enacting laws to require residents to show a valid form of identification in order to vote.
I voted by mail in. It was already received....Blue as far as the Ballot can see......
"Can someone not rid us of this man!" Jack's says, "Hold my beer!" Thanks Jack!
Thankfully Slava-UA 💙🇺🇦🩵
MAGA 2024
Most long shoremen I know can't stand trump! Or any union busting republican. My Father was a long shoreman for 50years
Harris / Walz 2024 !! Union Strong !!! Vote 💙🇺🇸 !!!
Why did they make a MAGA cult member a union boss? Thats dangerous & incredibly irresponsible. Trump is a union buster. Something is off about this whole thing.
Solidarity Forever
Only president that told American People to BOYCOTT Products made here in America by American Workers
I wish you guys would speak up. It's not like unions and democracy don't hinge on it
longshoremen is one word.
Friends don't let friends vote for fiends. Go Blue!
Good friends respect their friends too much to try and influence how they vote.
My mom had this dignity in ct devote dem and she dies unexpectedly 😢 I'ma voulenteer next week in oregon! Go madame president 🎉
It's homecoming time, people are out TPing everybody's yard.
He could move to Russia if America is so horrible. Plenty would love to help him pack!!
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But let's think about it pragmatically: What do we really need to pack for him? A Happy Meal and a family pack of spare diapers for the road and off he goes.
@@marcromain64good one
😂😂😂😂🎉😂😂good one
Yes, Trump should move to Russia. His buddy, Putim, would openly welcome.him
VOTE blue 💙 for Decency and Democracy 💙💙💙
MAGA won in a landslide 💪🏻👊🏻😅
When Kamala let that smile and smirk out during the debate after Trump said they're eating dogs has to be one of the moments US Americans fell in love with her
And the rest of the "Free-World" who are also paying attention can see the vivid difference between the two candidates.
Yes!
Canadian love trump
You got it...priceless!
EXACTLY!!!
How does he not know what to say? He has been saying the same damn thing for 10 years! 🤬
Save Democracy Vote BLUE 💙
I voted blue all the way!
You must have enough money to not worry about any current inflation or anymore that might occur in the next four years.
If your voting blue, let all those immigrants your 🫵 house, en tu casa🫵 entiendes usted 🫵 your house🫵
Good God! The guy is such an idiot! His lies are so obvious!
Your the best Jimmy 😊😊😊😊
You know that old saying about you can't fool everybody all the time? Well there's a new version, you can fool some of the people all the time and all of the people all the time if they're trumpers.
Good call, totally right on that one.
@@Smedley1947: it's their hatred that makes them so blind, not their stupidity. People can't be this gullible
Melania sickening!!!! Selling her book. Grifters both of them.
Can't even speak a word in English.
Do voters not understand that Trump basically snuck her here?
The MAGAs whine about immigrants and his wife is one.
She also grifts for money all the time.
And, of course, the VP candidate is an immigrant!
Republicans are a bunch of two-faced, two-bit liars!
No one's going to buy that garbage
@@floralee4699 she does speak English, only not that good..... and even all the other languages she suppose to speak, she doesn't
It's more than that. How much are they paying her personal stylist per month?
We have it here in Canada. Cannabis is available every corner and liquors are available in a convenience store.🤣🤣🤣
Trump complaining about election interference is RICH!
Every accusation is really a confession - true again.
he just cant let stuff go
Unlike him.
"The DOJ is not supposed to do anything within 90 days that would affect the outcome of an election!" Oh, like reopening an "investigation" into Hillary's emails 10 days before the election?
Especially since he was the one in power in 2020 so he was the one in position to cheat.
I find it hilarious that Melina is choosing to stand on abortion while her husband wants a national ban
I bet she has nothing but contempt for her husband.
It is hilarious i know
She’s doing this to try to appeal to women. She’s just like her criminal husband.
@taylorroyal146 she also doesn't want to be 1st lady again!! Wouldn't surprise me if she doesn't do a write-in or vote for Kamala...
The irony is wealthy prominent women will still be able to get an abortion if they want or need one.
I’m dying here! This has got to be one of your best, Jimmy.
One of the best late night show.Enjoy by all.
America is leaving the old man in the room for a younger woman! VOTE BLUE!!!!
nah
You say that like Kamala isnt basically Biden all over again, but she can form a sentence
@@MileHighAnt with a word salad appetizer...pepper ? ...say when.
Trump 2024 ! Bestest ever!
@@MileHighAnt”You never see a Kamala duck, do ya?”
I’m 67 years old, and feel sorry for my daughter AND her kids having to even know of this man
Plz VOTE him out! that's what YOU can do about their future!!
Same they are trumpies
@jeffs6809 I fear for the children mostly. I fear for all of us if trump manages to steal this election, also. Please America, get rid of trump. Vote Blue.
Me too. White dude for Harris
AMEN
Vote your conscience. Vote for sanity….
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Why is this guy getting a second chance.
the gop is not arguing that they're innocent, they're arguing that they have the right to be criminals
🌟🌟🌟👆👆👆This right here, exactly
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Something needs to be done about the Elephant in the Room. Urgently.
@@Daniel4646 Right?!? It’s getting really scary.
@@kawag6356 Yeah. Against the nightmare posed by Trump and his GOP cult, Freddy Krueger can go packing.
America is the dumbest country to even keep him as a candidate.
Not all of us.
This is one of America's biggest problems, not accepting the truth.
Sorry but most other country don’t even have real elections. And the head of UK is not elected.
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It should not have been allowed. There is SOOOOOO much evidence of what he did.... HIS TWEETS are exhibits 1-30. The mind boggles! 🤯
This guy gives NO ONE any idea of what his plans are. They just listen to him ramble. Good on 'em. They have more patience than I do.
Florida. Let’s vote blue this year. Rid us of the crazy, corrupt old man. 🥰🇺🇸💙. Country over party.
I’m in!!💙💙💙💙💙💙
In Miami I just received my mail-in ballot!
Kamala's got this. Eye of the Tigress! 🐯 🔥 👍 🤎🤎🤎💙 😊
Really??? Honey 😊
Am interested ❤
@@NancyMackay-n6f
Nancy. If you're really interested, try to find where the 💙 lives...
We have so much fun 😊
Republicans got so worked up over Biden they completely forgot THEIR CANDIDATE IS STRAIGHT UP NUTS!!!
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Who is Biden? Is he contesting in this election now? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol they did not forget, THEY just dont care......
Exactly they just DON’T CARE
And that their candidate is a criminal.
Love love and more love for JIMMY!! 🙏🏿
All that wonderful memorabilia is all made in Chi-na, & supports the Chinese economy. Making China great. Way to go MAGA, very patriotic of you.
Donald paid way more tax to China than to the USA
Don't forget the tariffs Don the Con implemented. China doubled America's tariffs. He made China great again.😮
Wonder if he actually pays the minor workers at the sweatshops 😅
He can't rattle her. Calling her names and she does not respond is driving him crazy. Why did he not stand up to her at the debate. He was scared.
still is
Ya sure
She's used to dealing with criminals, so he can't annoy her.
If you watch Kamala’s rallies she consistently says things to get under his skin. She’s just not as obvious about it. It’s hilarious.
I think he has a crush on her
Keep going Jimmy, you’re a winner.
Aye yooo Jimmy funny as hell, I can't get thru the whole video 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know it’s bad when the teleprompter leaves
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They seem to keep leaving him.
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