Giant Snapping Turtle Nicknamed "Chonkosaurus"

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  • Опубліковано 5 сер 2024
  • Joey Santore and Al Scorch spotted the turtle on the Chicago River... they host an educational comedy channel on UA-cam and podcast, called Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't, focusing on public education around ecology and botany.
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  • @timberdoodle2
    @timberdoodle2 Рік тому +458

    Joey Santore at Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't is one of my absolute favs. Can't beat adding comedy to nature education. Thank you from a railroad laborer's daughter and fellow naturalist for your service educating the public and making me laugh. Sometimes self-taught passion is worth 2 degrees.

    • @avi_s0ncin0
      @avi_s0ncin0 Рік тому +7

      Hey don’t sell Al short either!

    • @chriskratzke4844
      @chriskratzke4844 Рік тому +2

      I like watching his channel too 🤠

    • @andrewbraun123
      @andrewbraun123 Рік тому +4

      I read that in his voice

    • @Bolognaman99
      @Bolognaman99 Рік тому +4

      It blows my mind how the dude in that video can list the most complicated botany names in his reels.... stuff I can't even pronounce 🤣

    • @leequinn2733
      @leequinn2733 Рік тому

      But are gems.

  • @euthymialy
    @euthymialy Рік тому +309

    If you’re not subscribed to Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t, you’re missing out on peak educational content from the most Chicagoan to ever Chicago.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 Рік тому +7

      Huge agree! I'm a grandma who used to work in horticulture. I learn something every video.

    • @fuxan
      @fuxan Рік тому +4

      He made me get into native plants!

    • @austincde
      @austincde Рік тому +6

      He sounds like a farmer that also racketeered alcohol in the 20s lol

    • @ghostwriter1415
      @ghostwriter1415 Рік тому +1

      @euthmialy, I like the demonym, "CHEEK-UH-GO-IN", but that's the first time I've heard or saw Chicago used as a verb. Am I missing out on something? I want to do the Chicago with everyone else!

    • @JaRule6
      @JaRule6 Рік тому

      He's amusing but he lost me when he went into a natural health store and chose to mock the remedies of snake oil. As much as he understands botany he doesn't understand homeopathy 🤷 I can't subscribe to somebody that close minded

  • @adriennefloreen
    @adriennefloreen Рік тому +157

    I would like to congratulate Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't for getting a TV network to basically run an add segment promoting their channel, I especially liked the end where it had your logo and advertised "Kill your lawn Tuesdays."

    • @overbythere
      @overbythere Рік тому +6

      This turtle has done so much for our small business, we should elect it Mayor!

    • @leequinn2733
      @leequinn2733 Рік тому +1

      @@overbythere I know you're joking but there have been about 9 or 10 dogs elected mayor in various parts of our country.

    • @leequinn2733
      @leequinn2733 Рік тому +1

      @@overbythere Chonky would prob do a better job than any rep or dem. She seems really laid back.

  • @SrTacoman
    @SrTacoman Рік тому +163

    Joey is spot on about getting into ecology to pull yourself out of the depressing reality that is this industrial society. Anybody can teach themselves about this stuff.

    • @tylerm0089
      @tylerm0089 Рік тому

      I love his attitude on life. his video on ditch weed in chicago got me hooked!!

  • @tinyjungle_
    @tinyjungle_ Рік тому +102

    Chonkosaurus must be protected at all costs. Especially from social media selfie idiots. Fame is a double edged sword.

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 Рік тому +11

      Hopefully, she finds a private place to lay her eggs.

    • @turbowheelznitro
      @turbowheelznitro Рік тому +3

      My sentiment exactly, some *sshole will now attempt to hurt this beautiful snapper just because they now know it's there smfh

    • @ryanwaldrop2473
      @ryanwaldrop2473 Рік тому

      Chonky looks delicious 😋🤤

    • @tinyjungle_
      @tinyjungle_ Рік тому

      @@ryanwaldrop2473 Stop lashing out at the world because your other nut hasn't dropped

  • @jaredknapp8886
    @jaredknapp8886 Рік тому +110

    What a treat to have these boys on the news.

  • @HeidiAckermann
    @HeidiAckermann Рік тому +47

    Joey Santore is a Chicago treasure.

  • @erics667
    @erics667 Рік тому +21

    Never heard a more Chicago accent than Al Scorch. I was waiting for him to whip out a brat and beer LOL.

    • @overbythere
      @overbythere Рік тому +4

      Strangely enough that’s what I had for breakfast!

  • @KSignalEingang
    @KSignalEingang Рік тому +157

    You should give these two a regular segment!

    • @overbythere
      @overbythere Рік тому +16

      I concur, we are open to offers

    • @LOOMIS1638
      @LOOMIS1638 Рік тому +3

      That’s a fantastic idea!!

    • @missyflutter5562
      @missyflutter5562 Рік тому +2

      They wouldn’t want it, if you know anything about the channel

    • @LOOMIS1638
      @LOOMIS1638 Рік тому +2

      @@missyflutter5562 that’s truly a shame. This was probably thier most widely viewed segment ever.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 Рік тому +3

      ​@@missyflutter5562 so you've never heard Joey speak at horticultural symposiums I presume. Ignore the language, it won't cause permanent damage.

  • @Ankudamurderer
    @Ankudamurderer Рік тому +25

    As a chicago native I've been watching Joey since he had less than a hundred views per video. He's a blessing to this god forsaken city and god's (almost) green earth and I hope nothing but good for him...
    I tried Al's liquid salad and I swear to christ you can shine a light down my throat and illuminate the print of my underpants.

  • @katehartley2333
    @katehartley2333 Рік тому +17

    😂 Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't made the news!

  • @alexandraklimczak2199
    @alexandraklimczak2199 Рік тому +73

    Yay! This made my morning. So glad you featured them! It's great to see when ecological awareness efforts are leading to more biodiversity in our essential waterways.

  • @redbloodedbutterfly
    @redbloodedbutterfly Рік тому +83

    Thank you so much for having them on and for giving them time to explain why what they do is so important! Their UA-cam channel is fantastic!

  • @andrewgraves4026
    @andrewgraves4026 Рік тому +20

    Joey, Al: you crushed it; grats on the spot! Earthlings and civilians: find Crime Pays and Botany Doesn’t on UA-cam, learn a little something.

  • @hhheee3939
    @hhheee3939 Рік тому +54

    My absolute favorite channel. Do yourselves a favor and binge botany videos. You can thank me later.

  • @hhheee3939
    @hhheee3939 Рік тому +22

    And we get a cameo from jack and lewy. I love that he brings them everywhere he goes.

  • @mikeoxsbigg1
    @mikeoxsbigg1 Рік тому +16

    His podcast is the best Botany channel there is.

  • @sagetmaster4
    @sagetmaster4 Рік тому +34

    I can only hope this gives more of a spotlight to Joey

  • @lsrclb8631
    @lsrclb8631 Рік тому +34

    I woke up with anxiety and after watching this I feel much better. Thank you guys.

  • @theflyingcrud
    @theflyingcrud Рік тому +59

    So glad these guys got featured! One of my favorite channels, hilarious and very educational. If you havent, definitely check them out

  • @Heavilymoderated
    @Heavilymoderated Рік тому +6

    Nice. I didn’t even expect them to be in studio when I clicked. Joey nice Al nice.

  • @Youngstomata
    @Youngstomata Рік тому +6

    Crime pays but Botany doesn’t is the channel!

  • @RentMyGun
    @RentMyGun Рік тому +17

    Absolute Chicago legends. Thanks for having them on!!

  • @ferdis7
    @ferdis7 Рік тому +15

    In the 5ish years of watching Joey he taught me more than any of my old science teachers lol

  • @ericperramond3463
    @ericperramond3463 Рік тому +15

    I got a sneaking suspicion this is the same Chonk we saw when I was teaching a group of college students, we joined the Friends of the Chicago River canoe tour in April of 2016 - he was big then, and is thicker now, and they live for decades. Wouldn't be surprised. APEX CHONK

  • @michaelallenyarbrough9503
    @michaelallenyarbrough9503 Рік тому +25

    Yes!!! Psyched you got exposure for your excellent channel, and hopefully opening more eyes to biodiversity and appreciation of wildlife! Thanks Chonkosaurus!

  • @CameFromSirius
    @CameFromSirius Рік тому +8

    You ever heard of liquid salad? We do that! Al does that!

  • @gantgibson2550
    @gantgibson2550 Рік тому +7

    Hey everyone welcome back to crime pays but botany doesn’t. Today we’re lookin at this big fucking banger of a snapping turtle absolutle beaut. This fucking snapping turtle is a panty dropper and would look great in any landscape.

  • @kimistri
    @kimistri Рік тому +9

    Lol These two look like they just walked out of a SNL skit❗😄
    They're a Hoot‼️🐢

    • @mikeoxsbigg1
      @mikeoxsbigg1 Рік тому +6

      This is actually them, they're legit.

  • @dominiclindus2535
    @dominiclindus2535 Рік тому +6

    Seeing Joey and Al pop up outside of the Crime Pays channel is always pure joy!

  • @gobot567
    @gobot567 Рік тому +5

    I love how this is how he got on the news, not for anything relating to plants, just him and a friend hyping up a snapping turtle.

  • @athatcher85
    @athatcher85 Рік тому +13

    Been subscribed to Joey on UA-cam for years. Good dude, ddmidnt expect to see him here lol

  • @bluesnake198
    @bluesnake198 Рік тому +5

    Yooo that's our boys Joey and Al let's all give em' a big "NICE"!

  • @stuntone
    @stuntone Рік тому +9

    They are what made Chicago. real nice. 👍🏽🐢🌱📈 thanks for having Joey and Al ♥️✌🏽 from Houston TX.

  • @nochepatada
    @nochepatada Рік тому +6

    Finally get to see the man behind the camera.
    Al Scorch is looks exactly like what I expect a Chicagoan to look like

  • @durere
    @durere Рік тому +2

    I was grinning to my ears seeing the footage with that sweet commentary in the background, but I really lost it when I saw the guys in the studio. Great piece of TV right here, smart move.

  • @morris7025
    @morris7025 Рік тому +9

    A truly magnificent local tv spot - so well done. You both were supremely eloquent,
    educational, and funny all at the same time. And the hosts were a step above the
    usual talking heads - BRAVO !!!

  • @outlawbillionairez9780
    @outlawbillionairez9780 Рік тому +9

    Many of Mitch McConnell's relatives live in the area.

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 Рік тому

      McConnell is probably going to order a print of Chonkasaurus to put over his bed.

  • @vomact1052
    @vomact1052 Рік тому +2

    Great to see you guys on the News. Your UA-cam channel is a fave!

  • @vicw9223
    @vicw9223 Рік тому +6

    So happy to see Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't on the news! One of the best UA-cam channels there is!

  • @catz122122
    @catz122122 Рік тому +19

    Big fan of WGN and Tony, so I love to see them together at last! Thanks to all involved. ❤ Extra points for letting Jack and Louie tag along.

    • @overbythere
      @overbythere Рік тому +5

      It’s a match made in heaven, we had a good time going up there

  • @kimiroar2644
    @kimiroar2644 Рік тому +5

    One of the best channels on youtube, the mix of humor, dread and information is simply incredible.

  • @bleachno9
    @bleachno9 Рік тому +6

    So, im a longtime fan of Joey, but I gotta give massive props to Al for wearing a goddamn Dominicks sweater on WGN morning news. The deeper you look the more layers of absolute Chicago you can see that both of them embody lmao

  • @thirdvisiongarage9148
    @thirdvisiongarage9148 Рік тому +3

    CPBBD is one of the greatest UA-cam channels out there. Highly recommend it to everyone.

  • @joek5637
    @joek5637 Рік тому +8

    These two just make my heart sing! The spotlight that they shine on the beauty and diversity on our planet is as valuable as ever in today's world. Love you guys, and thank you WGN for having them on!

  • @astroidea
    @astroidea Рік тому +1

    Love Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't, I've been watching for years. The humour and knowledge is great!

  • @thefucrew9865
    @thefucrew9865 Рік тому +2

    The guy talking, is the perfect voice of the Chicago dialect !!!

  • @johndeere3486
    @johndeere3486 Рік тому +6

    The UA-cam channel is full of cool videos of rare ecological environments from around the world ❤

  • @venisontron
    @venisontron Рік тому +2

    The fact that Joe and Al showed up in character

  • @TheAverageBearz
    @TheAverageBearz Рік тому +8

    Yeah!! Glad to see you guys are making on television in more than one way.

  • @shepshep8654
    @shepshep8654 Рік тому +3

    I'm wearing my Crime Pays but Mycology Dosen't shirt right now go viral Joey

  • @PDXposadas
    @PDXposadas Рік тому +4

    I think these two guys hosting a show would make me subscribe to this UA-cam channel for a local tv news channel where I do not live, and that's a beautiful thing

  • @rhartwig1
    @rhartwig1 Рік тому +1

    These gents are eloquent and hilarious!

  • @colettemerchant865
    @colettemerchant865 Рік тому +4

    At first I thought it was a Gator turtle, that's actually a pre historic creature.. This snapping turtle is huge!

  • @TheSubjectofPlants
    @TheSubjectofPlants Рік тому +11

    Great to see nature content on WGN! More of this please.

  • @EmInMI80
    @EmInMI80 Рік тому +3

    Joey, Al, you brightened my day. I was losing my faith in humanity. I still am, but at least now I’m smiling. Thanks!

  • @ericsherman37
    @ericsherman37 Рік тому

    Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't is the best channel on UA-cam and this is the best interview to ever air.

  • @jonathangehman4005
    @jonathangehman4005 Рік тому +3

    Very cool. Even before Chonkasaurus blew up to be world famous in Chicago, I was wondering if there was going to be a tee shirt with her amphibious Highness. My "Department of Unauthorized Forestry" tee is getting pretty shabby, time for a "River Habitat Crisis Commission" shirt or somethin'. Get on dat, will ya'?

    • @dfrost6573
      @dfrost6573 Рік тому

      LoL! RHCC! Perfect

    • @whalesong999
      @whalesong999 Рік тому

      Fun, yes, but "she's" a male, discernable by the rather small carapace and the length of the cloaca pouch.

  • @iReima
    @iReima Рік тому +4

    Second time I heard about liquid salad from that guy lol

    • @PurringMyrrh
      @PurringMyrrh Рік тому

      How many outdoor/garden apartment friends do you have? 😄🤘

  • @sassyghost_8
    @sassyghost_8 Рік тому +2

    Love Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t. A real gem of a channel that I just happened to stumble across and subscribed to immediately.

  • @n8smyth24
    @n8smyth24 Рік тому +1

    These 2 dude are straight up legit! Mad props! I love it.

  • @subliteral
    @subliteral Рік тому +4

    When you're a giant snapping turtle , having a shell for protection is a mere formality at best.

    • @Gunners_Mate_Guns
      @Gunners_Mate_Guns Рік тому

      FWIW, it's believed that the reason for Snapping turtles being so defensive is because they are unable to pull their legs and head fully into their shells.
      They are well aware of that, so they compensate by protecting themselves with that famous mouth and claws.

  • @TheKat1959
    @TheKat1959 Рік тому

    These men need their own show!!! Way Kool!!! Thank you for sharing this with us all. Blessings.

  • @comette4u
    @comette4u Рік тому

    Crime Pays but botany doesn't is the most entertaining Channel I have on my subscription list!

  • @robina.9402
    @robina.9402 Рік тому +3

    Perfection. Glad you had the boys on, and I hope you invite them back for updates. Love the old school Chicago spirit, and the dogs!

  • @juanbait9670
    @juanbait9670 Рік тому +1

    Nice segment, i was looking forward to his typical outro though. 😂

  • @williemasterofdestruction5339
    @williemasterofdestruction5339 Рік тому +1

    Love crime pays!
    Thanks for showing me that some still care about this ole ball of dirt! 💚😁

  • @panzertracks
    @panzertracks Рік тому +3

    Joey and Al are the best at showing folks the beauty in plants.

  • @PurringMyrrh
    @PurringMyrrh Рік тому +5

    I love the very last line... "They're a puzzle." 😄

  • @jamesdriscoll_tmp1515
    @jamesdriscoll_tmp1515 Рік тому +2

    You didn't end this one like you usually do, but i think you got some points across.
    Thanks Joey.

  • @lumbrados
    @lumbrados Рік тому +1

    I just want to hear that big Burly guy on the far right say " da bears"😂😂😂 I love Joes Channel I watch it both on UA-cam and Facebook been following him for a couple of years now. He has probably some of the best commentary ever on any nature Channel I've ever watched

  • @Materman76
    @Materman76 Рік тому +2

    I love his Social Media. He's awesome! This is the first time I've ever seen his face on camera.

  • @bankiey
    @bankiey Рік тому +5

    It is a fun show, it’s really really good for when you’re sad

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 Рік тому +1

      Except the episodes on habitat destruction for the border wall. They’re trying so hard to save everything they can, but there’s just not the time or manpower.

    • @bankiey
      @bankiey Рік тому +1

      @@evilsharkey8954 yeah it sucks. gotta have hope

  • @tiredofthetyranny9874
    @tiredofthetyranny9874 Рік тому +2

    What’s crazy is we think that’s a big one ….. when I was a kid my grandfather told me stories of catching and eating them when he was younger and he said they caught snappers 3-5 foot around, that was probably about 100 years ago now! The waters used to be cleaner the turtles lived longer and ate better!

  • @sc4ml1kely
    @sc4ml1kely Рік тому +5

    Incredible people

  • @racheller8753
    @racheller8753 Рік тому +1

    This came up on my feed because I listen to all his videos love this love him he's hilarious.. he's a star for sure!
    The turtle was cool too!

  • @atravelerofbothtimespace4172
    @atravelerofbothtimespace4172 Рік тому +1

    Lol Al Scorch is the perfect example of a red blooded American Chicagoan .
    That accent will never leave.
    God bless chicager

  • @DixieNormus710
    @DixieNormus710 Рік тому +1

    Been watching Joey's channel for a few years now. I always learn something new and I love his colorful way of speaking 😂 10/10 highly recommend!

  • @arbyscurlyfries9490
    @arbyscurlyfries9490 Рік тому +2

    When I was like 12, a friend and I were walking down a creek behind our houses and about a mile down we needed to cross. We started stepping on big stones to cross and my friend slipped on a big mossy rock and fell in, he got up and told me to not step on that rock and when he pointed at it it moved a little bit. We realized what it was and immediately ran home and grabbed a rope and a giant storage tote ran back and wrangled it somewhat into the tote and dragged the tote to the bank and set the turtle on the bank to take pictures of it and then put it back where we found it. Being grown I now realize that we were wrong to mess with it at all but I have developed photos of it somewhere. Was roughly the size of like a pushmower, just a giant snapper.

    • @arbyscurlyfries9490
      @arbyscurlyfries9490 Рік тому

      This happened in Elkhart Iowa for anyone curious

    • @whalesong999
      @whalesong999 Рік тому

      @@arbyscurlyfries9490 I heard a story first hand about a very large snapper that would emerge from a pond near Tecumseh, Ne and take hot dogs from folks picnicking near the pond. I've handled snappers for years, some were very cooperative with a few aspects of being treated by a human. They are a surprisingly adept creature and are sensitive, can become quite docile.

  • @HappyRamblingCamper
    @HappyRamblingCamper Рік тому +2

    That dude or dudet’ could be closing in on 100 yrs old… accent and amazing..

  • @toanao1
    @toanao1 Рік тому +2

    Love that guy 🤣 does some awesome work

  • @seanodonnell9826
    @seanodonnell9826 Рік тому

    I read the article on Block Club and had to see if there was video. It's even better now knowing the guy who found it was Joey Santore with Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't! Dude is a legend!

  • @annburchard6199
    @annburchard6199 Рік тому +1

    I really enjoy this news article and both guest speakers! I would have liked to take a class in this field. Thank you for the information; it was really entertaining.

  • @nickwehle177
    @nickwehle177 Рік тому +1

    Man went up to Chicago for the weekend and now I’m wishing I never left. Forgot how great it is up there compared to south Florida

  • @judyjohnson2892
    @judyjohnson2892 Рік тому +1

    That shell is hanging on for dear life!😂

  • @FindTheFun
    @FindTheFun Рік тому +1

    I've never been to Chicago but after watching this video I feel like I have.

  • @melindaunknown6411
    @melindaunknown6411 Рік тому +1

    Legend has it, if a snapping turtle bites you, it won’t let go until it thunders….

  • @dawoof5119
    @dawoof5119 Рік тому +1

    As a turtle he must be in Chicago for its legendary pizza

  • @LOOMIS1638
    @LOOMIS1638 Рік тому +1

    Probably your best bit ever!! Great story.

  • @ajedogawa1916
    @ajedogawa1916 Рік тому +1

    Lol they are Chicago caricatures! Love Joey!
    What a delightful segment

  • @comontoshi
    @comontoshi Рік тому

    Crime pays . . . the first I heard Joey I thought he was an ex-con gone straight! 😂😂😂😂

  • @garycubby2572
    @garycubby2572 Рік тому +1

    Damn! They need Al to bring a banjo! Tony, as always, kills it. And Lou I assume stands for Louise, she's a real sweetie!

  • @Toddis
    @Toddis Рік тому +1

    Joey is one of my favorite things to ever happen to botany

  • @ryansmiley5495
    @ryansmiley5495 Рік тому

    This was so great to see!! These guys are great, all their videos are amazing!

  • @azurecielo52479
    @azurecielo52479 Рік тому +1

    It is hilarious that I recognized his voice before you said his name!

  • @erich1394
    @erich1394 Рік тому +7

    Shame it takes a big turtle to get you guys on TV - you'd think a weekly segment on local botany would be better than the usual 24 hr news cycle garbage. Good job making it into public broadcast again, though! Gotta keep finding weird shit to get everyone's attention, then educate them real quick before they notice (nice)

  • @joelja
    @joelja Рік тому +1

    Joey Santore is a gem

  • @zachb2046
    @zachb2046 Рік тому

    i love this guy, and the co-worker looks like an SNL bear's fan from back in the day lol

  • @anaritamartinho1340
    @anaritamartinho1340 Рік тому

    Is funny and away to learn Botany...i like to see very much the videos "Crime Pays and Botany Doesn't"...and now i am the person who is taken photos of must the plants i see in the country i live😊

  • @JeffBostick222
    @JeffBostick222 Рік тому +1

    My guys!!! So nice to see you getting some love from the home town