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  • @RimmyDownunder
    @RimmyDownunder  2 місяці тому +488

    Hey, if you want to know exactly how cursed this recording was, 1 hour after it ended I was at the doctors for my throat. But now I'm at Twitch Con and having a good time. Thank you to Paradox for sponsoring today's video, if you want to be an adventurer too you can check out Roads to Power right here: play.crusaderkings.com/Rimmy

    • @Sirscruggz
      @Sirscruggz Місяць тому +6

      Papa nurgle didn’t want you attending twitchcon

    • @TheSimmr001
      @TheSimmr001 Місяць тому +11

      outer haven still works, its the ship in MGS4 with the mount rushmore snakes, which contained the outer heaven PMC. its actually a more nerdy reference to call it that

    • @librarianseth5572
      @librarianseth5572 Місяць тому

      If you want to revisit this game, try playing the "After the End" mod.

    • @dragonhorde9866
      @dragonhorde9866 Місяць тому

      im confused yeet suprised to see rimmy the king of the under world her xD.

  • @CaptainRhodor
    @CaptainRhodor Місяць тому +2489

    Max0r just randomly knowing ancient languages is hilariously in-character XD

    • @ISAF_Ace
      @ISAF_Ace Місяць тому +205

      of all the places I was expecting the former head of the Riders to show up, this is not it. But yeah, Max0r is a being of chaos.

    • @maxdiak5954
      @maxdiak5954 Місяць тому +110

      I mean its just a dialect of greek. Not necessarily ancient

    • @creed2466
      @creed2466 Місяць тому +29

      @@ISAF_Aceah fellow man of culture

    • @daddysempaichan
      @daddysempaichan Місяць тому +84

      Dude knows Latin, won't be surprised if he just learned a collection of languages for the fun of it.

    • @dunbass7149
      @dunbass7149 Місяць тому +18

      Byzantine minuscule isn’t ancient

  • @rogerreger9631
    @rogerreger9631 Місяць тому +1116

    I love that Maxor at the beginning states that his mission is to ruin the empire within, and then loses his mind due to all the random religious conversions and shenanigans going on while the empire collapse.

    • @BaronVonMott
      @BaronVonMott Місяць тому +84

      "I wanted to win, but not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!" 😂

    • @gadgetboy4717
      @gadgetboy4717 Місяць тому +53

      Maxor: I will destroy the Byzantine empire!
      Saffron: not if I destroy it first

  • @vibechecker3168
    @vibechecker3168 Місяць тому +1129

    Ah yes the infamous gemstone hounds, led by their lord poison serpent, and his second in command crossbow lynx

    • @Rick586
      @Rick586 Місяць тому +98

      Rumor has it that Crossbow Lynx has a promising protege:
      Arquebus Serval

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc Місяць тому +40

      Who is actually Large Manager from Max0r's many parallel universes.

    • @Rick586
      @Rick586 Місяць тому +25

      @@cnlbenmc Or is he a clone of a body-double of the Huge Supervisor?!

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc Місяць тому +10

      +@@Rick586+ Maybe has actually the Tarnished from Max0r's play through of Elden Ring who descended into Hell in order to slay Satan...

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 Місяць тому +6

      An Excerpt From the Annals of Magister Limbmight:
      "Thou conjured these all thyself"

  • @definitelypeacock
    @definitelypeacock Місяць тому +763

    Can't believe big boss would go back in time to set up the true outer heaven
    Just as Boss intended

  • @mranderson9553
    @mranderson9553 Місяць тому +232

    "we're so busy with war we have no time to rob anyone" actually accurate to how brigand/mercenary company's work

  • @carlosdionisio5568
    @carlosdionisio5568 Місяць тому +486

    The idea of a Sardian Mercenary Company becoming a ruler isn't that far fecthed when you know the story of how the Kingdoms of Naples and Sicily was founded.
    Although no Mercenary base sadly.

  • @Samurai-hh1bn
    @Samurai-hh1bn Місяць тому +531

    Roger commits suicide
    His friend looking at his wife '' don't mind if i do ''

  • @DrKarmicKnight
    @DrKarmicKnight Місяць тому +166

    I am so glad this video has confirmed for me doing a landless cult leader adventurer play-through is both viable and very good.

  • @NoobPTFO
    @NoobPTFO Місяць тому +189

    I love how throughout the adventuring, the fucking major B plot is just the absolute destabilization and collapse of the Byzantine empire because of one silly guy

    • @BaronVonMott
      @BaronVonMott Місяць тому +19

      "Some men just want to watch the word burn" 😂

    • @XenonPrimeSBSV
      @XenonPrimeSBSV Місяць тому +41

      In fairness, that one silly guy IS the Old Man of the Mountain himself.

    • @NoobPTFO
      @NoobPTFO Місяць тому +12

      @@XenonPrimeSBSVhe is the CEO of schmonking weed and capping fools

  • @birb125
    @birb125 Місяць тому +453

    Rimmy accidentally picks the historical founder of Norman Sicily, chooses to take Sardinia instead

    • @honestlordcommissarbrighte7921
      @honestlordcommissarbrighte7921 Місяць тому +22

      Nobody would see that coming! 😂😂

    • @janoszlongstride5304
      @janoszlongstride5304 Місяць тому +50

      In all honesty, regardless of how plausible it is - the concept of Norman Sardinia/Sardino-Norman history sounds intriguing

    • @birb125
      @birb125 Місяць тому +19

      @@janoszlongstride5304 Norman Napoleon

    • @Adventeuan
      @Adventeuan Місяць тому +1

      Thieves I tell you!

    • @aidanator8008
      @aidanator8008 Місяць тому +1

      @@birb125 Napoleon was Corsica tho

  • @theshadowling1
    @theshadowling1 Місяць тому +138

    Ahh the Baby MP bug. It was most funny when playing AGOT MP, and we had the Smallest Council.

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 Місяць тому +11

    "The founder of the Hashashin"
    For those who don't know, that order of assassins is quite literally where the word "Assassin" comes from.

  • @tomaszskowronski1406
    @tomaszskowronski1406 Місяць тому +85

    While Outer Heaven wasn't technically on Cyprus what was on Cyprus was the hospital from Phantom Pain where Boss and V spent a decade. So that tracks

  • @Ratman36
    @Ratman36 Місяць тому +249

    There are no skaven in your walls yes-yes....

  • @SupremeCommanderGray
    @SupremeCommanderGray Місяць тому +48

    2:24 MaX0r dropping that byzantine pronunciation like nothing

  • @Danganraptor
    @Danganraptor Місяць тому +244

    -Rimmy
    -Travels overseas
    -Saves woman from ex
    -Wins
    You're kinda living the mercenary life in reality.
    Also, Saffron too powerful. Nerf pls.

  • @stalhein62
    @stalhein62 Місяць тому +144

    Is CK3 becoming Mount and Blade now? Awesome

    • @Dingleboop
      @Dingleboop Місяць тому +25

      If i recall correctly theres a mod that blends both games together. The management and map of CK and the battles of bannerlord

  • @prototypefae3749
    @prototypefae3749 Місяць тому +23

    Insert Duran Duran's Invisible when they started taking Cyprus lmao

  • @wanabenecro5390
    @wanabenecro5390 Місяць тому +64

    VENOM SNAKE SPOTTED, ALL HAIL BIG BOSS

  • @queenA6db
    @queenA6db Місяць тому +79

    holy shit this is a really good group

  • @RowanVeeTee
    @RowanVeeTee Місяць тому +145

    "Bro, you shit in a barrel." That is a weirdly specific reference, and I hate that I knew immediately what it meant.

    • @thenutella8846
      @thenutella8846 Місяць тому +7

      Please explain the reference.

    • @maryjames8433
      @maryjames8433 Місяць тому

      @@thenutella8846 ua-cam.com/video/a83KxXfcp0Q/v-deo.html

    • @rileyneopolitan3625
      @rileyneopolitan3625 Місяць тому +41

      ​@thenutella8846 Diogenes was a philosopher in ancient Greece who decided to live his life in complete poverty. He lived almost/completely naked (depending on the version) in a barrel. The legend says Alexander the Great heard of his great wisdom, came to see him, told him he would give Diogenes anything he wanted, and Diogenes answered "stop getting in front of the sun."

    • @thenutella8846
      @thenutella8846 Місяць тому +7

      @@rileyneopolitan3625 ohhhhhh. I remember now, thank you. But I'm pretty sure he shat outside the barrel irl.

    • @therandomscout6590
      @therandomscout6590 Місяць тому

      I thought it was Johnny in MGS4

  • @Rickbane01
    @Rickbane01 Місяць тому +17

    the men of the mountain died by falling off said mountain..... poetic

    • @Adventeuan
      @Adventeuan Місяць тому +2

      His brother slipped and he tried to save him but also died.
      This is true tragedy, goes to show CK3 is truly abandoned by god.

  • @petersears8703
    @petersears8703 Місяць тому +20

    Couple notes
    2:19 - This made me laugh more than I have in a while
    3:20 - You know it's about to get medieval when he pulls out the Adriel Fair tracks

  • @BlackCommissar
    @BlackCommissar Місяць тому +40

    16:41 Kwisatz Haderach came too early

    • @FeyTheBin
      @FeyTheBin Місяць тому +2

      My Asia Minor! My Dune!

  • @DerPlagueDoctor
    @DerPlagueDoctor Місяць тому +31

    This is the most accurate I have seen Sardinia in a while

  • @odhranmooney3636
    @odhranmooney3636 Місяць тому +73

    The crossover of my favourite autists

  • @matthewyeldig4608
    @matthewyeldig4608 Місяць тому +11

    Now Lord Rimmy, bringith thy legend back to life! (Cue the bard-remix of "the man who sold the world")

  • @spaghetti0356
    @spaghetti0356 Місяць тому +89

    'Phantom' mouse? Mercenaries? is that a motherfucking Phantom Pain reference?

    • @void-creature
      @void-creature Місяць тому +15

      My brother in Christ, look at the thumbnail.

    • @spaghetti0356
      @spaghetti0356 Місяць тому +5

      @@void-creature You mean Venom Snake? IS THAT A PHANTOM PAIN REFERENCE?!

  • @dustyartz4108
    @dustyartz4108 Місяць тому +18

    Oh I’ve been looking forward to the Rimmy’s CK3 update video. I’m so excited!!

  • @ltcinsane
    @ltcinsane Місяць тому +9

    I think Saffron has a little to much fun causing chaos all over the place XD

  • @notpistol9539
    @notpistol9539 Місяць тому +11

    Damn, The Last Airbender mod is gonna be cooking now

  • @Georelic35
    @Georelic35 Місяць тому +5

    Saffron being a menace in the Byzantine is kinda funny not gonna lie

  • @k96man
    @k96man Місяць тому +12

    There's a piece of shrapnel sticking out of my Logitech and I'm not sure how it got there

  • @BinnyKing
    @BinnyKing Місяць тому +3

    12:00 Rimmy: What kind of Mercenary would I be if I joined losing wars?
    Me: Uh...Wagner, Hessians, do the Barbary States count?

  • @posterus4413
    @posterus4413 Місяць тому +3

    Damn, poor Max0r. Couldn't compete with the agent of pure chaos, Saffron.

  • @JakeTalksGamesYT
    @JakeTalksGamesYT Місяць тому +2

    Outer Haven is canonical tho, its the name of the ship-state that Liquid Ocelot founds!

  • @nitesy381
    @nitesy381 Місяць тому +6

    3:15 Max0r is still in character

  • @kanpai4370
    @kanpai4370 Місяць тому +6

    YAY a new Video and with Maxor. We are truly blessed :)

  • @theoozemen3646
    @theoozemen3646 Місяць тому

    It's nice seeing other people knowing the old script, I want to emphasize the script part because Byzantine minascule is not an ancient language it's a writing style that isn't classified as ancient it's just old script that evolved from 9th century Greek.

  • @RedGreekWolf
    @RedGreekWolf Місяць тому +6

    This dlc might actually be the thing to get me back into CK3, depending if its not too terribly expensive

  • @TheHakkespett
    @TheHakkespett Місяць тому +15

    ''We did play quite an early build of this DLC, so multiplayer stability was not quite what you'd expect it to be''
    It's a Paradox game, it's exactly what I'd expect it to be... *single tear*

  • @TonusStoneshield
    @TonusStoneshield Місяць тому +9

    "I've taken all of the available 15 year olds from my son." Yes, officer, this one right here.

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish Місяць тому +1

    5:06 everyone got benjamin buttoned,

  • @Reilly-Maresca
    @Reilly-Maresca Місяць тому +1

    Hey the battle they lost at 9:35 was at a place called MARTYROPOLIS

  • @adamm2091
    @adamm2091 Місяць тому +5

    MGS neckbeard here. Outer Haven is accurate. It's what liquid ocelot named his whole schtick.

  • @LABJOC_Games
    @LABJOC_Games Місяць тому

    Just the amount of chaos and shit is side splitting for me. Love this and the previous one - please do more of these

  • @asianinvasian9022
    @asianinvasian9022 Місяць тому

    as a blind guess, I think that sponge on a stick is referring to what romans used to wipe after using the bathroom. You found ancient roman tp relic

  • @spartnmarcen5110
    @spartnmarcen5110 Місяць тому

    This was amazing and hilarious. The expansion looks crazy fun and different from the usual playstyle of the game.

  • @Techstriker1
    @Techstriker1 Місяць тому

    Lol, I love they have the pop up for necromancy of "Despite the name..."

  • @EvelynNdenial
    @EvelynNdenial Місяць тому +3

    now i want to do a challenge run where i try i make every county in the byzantine empire a different religion as an unlanded character.

    • @Adventeuan
      @Adventeuan Місяць тому

      No.
      That is a crime against all that is human and holy.
      I BEG OF THEE

  • @joshuanuciola8070
    @joshuanuciola8070 Місяць тому

    the anbennar team NEEDS to add this to the mod when it comes out id love to fight orcs and goblins as a dwarf in the dwarovar

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish Місяць тому

    9:36 Fitting given it's literally Martyropolis.

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT Місяць тому +1

    The landless map mode is always wild

  • @jansenjunaedi4926
    @jansenjunaedi4926 Місяць тому +2

    18:30 Subhanallah 😂😂😂

  • @randomman5963
    @randomman5963 Місяць тому +1

    Always a good day when Rimmy uploads

  • @83athom
    @83athom Місяць тому

    That mouse issue actually comes from a problem all of the Paradox games have with rendering. You notice the issue the most when playing fullscreen outside of 16:9 (I play on 16:10), to where your mouse is displayed offset up and to the right of where it actually is. And you can tell it's a systemic engine issue because ALL of them (EU, CK, HOI, and Stellaris) all have the exact same offset.

  • @crasterlongshanks4284
    @crasterlongshanks4284 Місяць тому +2

    Imagine not knowing Byzantine Miniscule

  • @eddapultstab2078
    @eddapultstab2078 Місяць тому

    The ending was pretty hilarious

  • @kingthe13
    @kingthe13 Місяць тому +1

    What kind of mercenary would join the losing side ? An ace combat mercenary thats who

  • @GODOFMAYHEM96
    @GODOFMAYHEM96 Місяць тому

    I just found out about playable landless characters and immediately thought of Outer Heaven. Imagine my surprise to see this in my recommended just before I went to search it up!

  • @shotgunbadger
    @shotgunbadger Місяць тому +1

    the reveal of the Byzantine religious plotline was so fucking good.

  • @DapperGentsClub
    @DapperGentsClub Місяць тому

    Brilliant :D as always man! Love this game

  • @Nothing-1w3
    @Nothing-1w3 Місяць тому +2

    new ck3 upload, glorious

  • @paulborisiv519
    @paulborisiv519 14 днів тому

    I didn't even see the phantom mouse until you mentined it lol

  • @lukaf5
    @lukaf5 Місяць тому +2

    6:22 - that's a Xylospongium. A toilet implement. That's why it smells and gives you a health penalty.

  • @Wanton110
    @Wanton110 Місяць тому

    My family hails from Sardinia, so long as you succeed from Italy, it's all good

  • @hollowedprophet2110
    @hollowedprophet2110 Місяць тому

    Im glad the dying baby bug is finally in a sponsored video. Maybe Paradox will actually fix it now

  • @Kaiser12349
    @Kaiser12349 Місяць тому +1

    Multiplayer instability? In a Paradox game? No way!?

  • @jamesscalzo3033
    @jamesscalzo3033 Місяць тому +1

    Loved the video @RimmyDownunder! Can't wait for the next video man! Yay Saffron and Whiskey Project are back and who are these Cvnka and Ember that were mentioned at the Start? Either way, This was hella Cursed Man! Baby Rulers, Boglist Religion and a Fricking Crusade on Bulgaria LMAO!
    I'll have to Continue the Briefing for the "Girls und Panzer" and "GATE - Thus the JSDF Fought There" Operation in the next video because it is almost 4 in the morning where I am and I need to get to bed!
    Let me know what you think about this and I'll catch you in your next video man!

    • @yolkontoast
      @yolkontoast 6 днів тому

      Bro I was confused as hell when I saw Cvnka's name show up cause I remember it from somewhere, and yeah she has crazy drama.
      Catfished multiple people, still does it and blocks anyone who calls her out, egged on some kids into doing self harm, and also during a community league of legends tournament she had some dude play on her computer which was so obvious cause the guy was like challenger. But the crazy part is in the first place, she was pretending to be someone else during the entire tournament and the guy she was pretending to be had to come out and say what the fuck guys this is not me because people started coming after him for the fucked up shit she did.

  • @atruv2089
    @atruv2089 9 годин тому

    12:53 Me watching people remember my island's existance, but they're catholic mercenaries & their first action is to fuck it up: 😃

  • @jakubreliga2549
    @jakubreliga2549 Місяць тому +1

    MAX0R PLAYING CK3 IS LAST THING I HAD ON MY BINGO CARD THIS YEAR

  • @shawnm6033
    @shawnm6033 Місяць тому

    Man this with the elders kings mod would go hard

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 Місяць тому

    I can’t wait till in CK3 agot when 20 people decide to all play as Ironborn Dragonlord landless adventurers.

  • @paprikachile1801
    @paprikachile1801 Місяць тому +1

    Crusader Kings 3: The Phantom Mouse

  • @callmeginga
    @callmeginga Місяць тому

    I am learning some interesting things about maxor in this video
    Particularly, that he was apparently me all along
    Well, me with better medication

  • @bigbubble4282
    @bigbubble4282 21 день тому

    4:49 Crusader Kings Daima

  • @realvarbs
    @realvarbs Місяць тому

    Now you should war over haven to determine who is big boss

  • @Turgeon12
    @Turgeon12 Місяць тому +1

    Rimmy screaming "I have a wife" is just funny in it's own way.

  • @krausercruz2780
    @krausercruz2780 Місяць тому

    Bro what are the chances that this video is posted the day I finish Jojo Golden Wind, with SARDINIA IN THE THUMBNAIL
    wild stuff

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc Місяць тому

    5:58 Abelard the Annihilator has entered the chat...

  • @briannewins5703
    @briannewins5703 Місяць тому

    I can’t wait for Campaign for North Africa to come out next week! 🙂

  • @sheo3316
    @sheo3316 Місяць тому +1

    23:15 As a Metal Gear nerd I feel the need to point out Outer Haven was also used in MGS4 meaning it wouldn't matter if you called it Outer Heaven or Outer Haven, Konami could still get their lawyers out.

  • @just_addd_water_to_your_ramen
    @just_addd_water_to_your_ramen Місяць тому

    I cant wait for elder kings 2 to get updated to this version of the game....

  • @cadenbarry
    @cadenbarry Місяць тому

    STENGH THAT MUSSELS AND JUGNGL WORK!

  • @bodhithemetahuman2531
    @bodhithemetahuman2531 Місяць тому

    Outer Haven is also possibly copyrighted, since MGS4 has the Arsenal Gear prototype called Outer Haven.

  • @johnfraire6931
    @johnfraire6931 Місяць тому

    Rimmy doesn't know what the sponge on the stick is💀

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Місяць тому +1

    15:29 How the hell did the Copts get to Slovenia!?

  • @nextcaesargaming5469
    @nextcaesargaming5469 Місяць тому +6

    Ye Olde Blackwater

  • @magicalmadness
    @magicalmadness Місяць тому

    So who else is of the opinion that maxor is actually some sort of ancient pagan sorcerer. Who just likes messing with people by dropping forgotten lore and visions of stellar planes.

  • @orcwordlaugh1360
    @orcwordlaugh1360 Місяць тому +1

    5:50 Is the icon for the Stooge a dung beetle pushing a ball of dung?

  • @CaviarCooker
    @CaviarCooker Місяць тому

    mother base is canonically off the sardinian coast

  • @DemianX6x6x6X
    @DemianX6x6x6X Місяць тому

    man i wish i had me a bunch of history nerd friends

  • @CelinaTschannen-p2e
    @CelinaTschannen-p2e Місяць тому

    Edmond Forges

  • @BrianLybarger-dq6rx
    @BrianLybarger-dq6rx Місяць тому

    WHAT A THRILL

  • @isuariidra5942
    @isuariidra5942 Місяць тому +1

    I'll be honest. I'm not interested with what this DLC will do for CK3, I'm interested in what it'll do for the Game of Thrones and Elder Kings mods.

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 Місяць тому

    This is amazing.

  • @scifimisc9191
    @scifimisc9191 Місяць тому

    Heavy is the head that has the gacha disease

  • @cairovenn3773
    @cairovenn3773 Місяць тому

    Behold, Mount and Blade 3 RNG lord

  • @disconnected7737
    @disconnected7737 Місяць тому +5

    What in god’s name is Byzantine miniscule?

    • @dependent-ability8631
      @dependent-ability8631 Місяць тому +6

      small byzantine

    • @witokija
      @witokija Місяць тому

      the style of writing the greek alphabet that the byzantines used