That's also why baby's can fall a couple feet and be fine but an adult can trip and break there leg because when you are super relaxed you will withstand more damage
I feel really bad for her Brother or sister possibly whoever she married's brother and sister who had to lose their kid because that lady was a bich just no one likely did anything to deserve that but yet there it happened :'(
The first lady even though she went through something really terrible, was absolutely hillarious. I hope she got her money back And of course, her fruit snacks back
That first lady has some good comedic timing and mannerisms and managed to turn the fact she got her car broken into something that seems like a mini comedy skit
I wouldn't be surprised if she's already a comedian professionally. If not, she should at least be involved in the arts to some extent, because she's got talent that is endlessly useful in both stand up and film
People can’t change: their wage, their dopamine production, their situation, they need help from others for that. Just be happier is not an option here.
Yeah but I've seen videos where people are doing a *prank* accusing someone of being a pedophile when they aren't now this woman seems to be off her rocker though
@@williamsmith6213: People do some very sick things, and a prankster who does that, when found out, needs to gain the very same punishment as the person they accused. Unfortunately, I believe we'll be seeing much more of this sick behavior by those whose only interest is clout-chasing, views and likes, no matter which social media site they are using.
@@williamsmith6213: While the human justice system may not do much, or anything, karma always seems to catch up with them in some way. If not in this life, they will get a just punishment.
I saw an AskReddit thread one time where someone said that when your body goes limp, you have a better chance of surviving an accident compared to going stiff or bracing for the accident which is how drunk drivers often survive but their victims don't. I don't know how true this is but it makes a lot of sense.
@@jn.r Alcohol thins out the blood. That's why even Soviet front line doctors wouldn't use alcohol as an anaesthetic, because it made their job significantly harder
NGL if I had a GF and she threw out my PS5 for something like “I accidentally spilled her nail polish” or something small like that I would break up with her on the spot
As a woman, throw all of her makup off the balcony. Especially the foundation and every eye pallet you can get your hands on, those will come close depending on how much she has. Dump her good shoes and clothes into a pool, fountain, or bathtub with chemicals to make up for the rest
You can see the predators soul get sucked out when they see a middle aged person with a camera start filming them and I love it more than something addictive
@@foxycinnamonkitten997 it's actually perfectly legal and flight attendants are trained to tape up dangerous individuals and are told to when the situation calls for it, it is used as a last resort
@@mere2508 its not even a tiny thing, thats what makes it funnier. A phone (at least for me) is something i make sure i have on me, not for social purposes but for safety and peace of mind that if something happens I'd be able to call someone, the fact that they left theirs behind really gets me.
@@MeatyMani Not to mention, as she said in the video, phones can carry TONS of evidence. GPS Location, phone numbers, text logs, photos, videos, audio, and even deleted text, call, and search history (depending on the circumstances.) If you're gonna commit a crime (which, you really shouldn't, even if you're forced to) Don't leave your evidence behind.
"You're on the wrong side of the road!" I admire the calmness of the bloke who was videotaping her. I felt like smushing her face into the asphalt just watching it.
honestly ? He was obnoxious as hell. She told him to get to the CORRECT side (don't care if he's right or wrong. He didn't even argue so I'm gonna just say he's wrong. Should have said something instead of "you're watched don't say shit") If someone parked and just stood proudly as they endangered not only them but those driving or walking around you bet I'd get on their faces. So what you take videos of me ? I don't care and I can report you if you release them. If someone comes and hit your shit car because you're just.... doing anything I guess ? He didn't even react and just stood there smuggly like a toddler. You can kill people. I guess it's less dire for Americans because your streets are wide but if you show this much courtesy in europe, get recked, your car is gonna be KEYED TO HELL. SMASHED. We get accidents often enough.... WHoever is right I don't care. "I'm taking a video of your tantrum" is not a defense.
@@ritsukayomi You don't care who's in the right and who's in the wrong? In that case, there's nothing to talk about. You're assuming things about the situation from the video with no evidence to back your claims up and throwing a tantrum. From what did you glean that he endangered anyone? He was trying to explain he was backing out of a spot, which oftentimes puts you on the 'wrong' side of the road, the lady didn't let him say much else. Also, I cannot be sure but it doesn't look like he hit anyone, so I don't know where you got that information. Finally, I don't know which part of Europe you're from to make such bold statements but where I'm from, that lady's behaviour would be considered unreasonable and embarrassing. She got into someone's face for no good reason and threatened to call the cops on someone backing out of a parking space.
@@hayunnie I think you're reading too far. I don't think he hit anyone. Honestly I don't think he would : he's not moving. But still : someone bypassing him with their car could hit another car and then whose fault would it be? They'd be in the wrong side of the road. They could get hurt and be fully responsible just because of a jerk . Worse :a child runs behind the vehicle and is run over by the car bypassing the man's. Whose fault? Certainly not the man's. I know eniugh about your justice and assurances services to Know if you're doing something wrong you'll have to pay for it your entire life... Be respectful and park in the parking places made for it, don't hold up everyone by waiting on the road and don't obstruct the view so no one's at risk. And if a crazy lady comes in your face telling you you're on the wrong, if you're videotaping it to post on Internet explain yourself better than "lol she cray cray " in answer to her claims. It's called courtesy and the people commenting before pissed me off saying things about the woman and not the POTENTIALLY dangerous situation he forced others into. I'm from France. I don't know where you're from but... Unless you're in Paris or inside the cities which were built Broad to prevent blockages and barricades, the roads are tiny and the success of city cars is not just because they're cute but because it's needed to actually fit in some parking places
@@ritsukayomi Thank you for being much more reasonable in your second comment. I still think you're forgetting this happened in a parking lot - it's a different environment than an open road or a city street - and he was backing out of a parking space. From the limited information we got, he's not done anything wrong; the lady just should've waited a couple of seconds for him to leave, instead of confronting him. I'm from England and I know all about narrow streets, however everything is solvable with a little bit of common sense and some courtesy
11:16 as both an irishman and a massive fan of jacksepticeye, the mere notion that someone would bully Sean (jacksepticeye) about the passing of his father disgusts me. If I discovered someone who did such a thing, let's just say it wouldn't be pretty
To be honest I can see people saying that, for real. The fact for the day: Zoophiles are not the same as Furries. (Not saying Ailurus is a furry, if he isn't. Just saying in general)
That police memorial was for CPD officer Ella French. I’m from Chicago. French was a 29 year old single mother who was shot in the head on duty. I literally watched her funereal. Rest In Peace
Didn't she also leave behind a 2 month old daughter? And apparently mayor Lightfoot who is anti police refused to allow the other police to attend the ceremony/funeral for her.
Police, military, and government agents are not heroes, they are gang members. It is literally their job to enforce rules & commands from their superiors, no matter how evil, broken, corrupt, detrimental, and unfair those laws & commands may be. It is their job, to risk their health & lives, to ruin & take others, over things some authority figures made up. Chains or pyramids of authority figures, safe & sound far away, while cops, military, and agents, terrorize, rob, kidnap, and kill good people on their behalf. This is why, the only good cop, is a dead one. At least as corpse, they can't ruin or take innocent lives, because of bullies and incompetent-busy bodies in management. With all the state & federal laws that go into effect each and every business day, how do YOU know you're not breaking any of their stupid rules, just living your life, minding your own business, not harming, cheating or even inconveniencing anyone else? But it's still a cop, and judge's job, to rob you over those unfair rules, hunt you over them if you run, and kidnap or kill you over them, if you fight back. I'm a criminal for safely filtering a bike, to avoid being rear-ended & crushed by distracted or drunk drivers? I'm a criminal for just conceal carry a weapon, to reliably protect myself from the evil among us? I'm a criminal for building my independence from this mafia called government? But Martin Shkreli isn't a criminal for what he did with Daraprim, extorting people suffering & dying from real parasites??? Insulin Companies aren't criminals when they update patents, purely to legally block anyone else from making & selling insulin at a fair price? Meanwhile diabetes is still a massive problem, and sugar is in nearly everything on the shelves??? This hypocritical war on drugs, on top of the government dictataing what adults can put in their own bodies, but the ENFORCEMENT of which, ruins & takes countless lives, possibly more the the drugs themselves, but the tobacco industry gets a pass, because they heavily bribe the government through lobbying??? ANYONE, any cop, military personnel, or agent, still loyal to and working for the government, at this point, deserves to suffer & die with it. F, them, all. I am living proof how much of a failure the police are, because apparently I exist, because my mother was violated. Where was the police then? Where was god then? We must buy, make, and master whatever weapons, armor, and vehicles we can, to DIRECTLY protect ourselves, our properties, and by choice, each other. Police and gods, are garbage. And depending on the government and religion, police & gods are threats themselves. If I wouldn't respect or morn a hoodrat gang, why should I respect or morn a cop? Especially if they died trying to degrade or take an innocent person's life? For no reason other then the law said so? Their memorials & graves should be destroyed. Ripped up, crushed, burned and pissed on.
If you ever realize soon enough you are getting In a car accident go limp. This is commonly why drunk drivers survive car wrecks because of how limp their body is. When the body is limp it will bend and contort farther than usual.
"Happiness is a _Choice?_ " Really? Well shit, I guess it's time to inform the entire community of Mental Health Workers, Psychological Professionals, Behavioral Sciences, etc, and let them know they will no longer be needed! We got this, Doc! Happiness is a CHOICE. Yo!
Well, given paedophiles have made the arguement that they're "at least not rude" as a defense to people being even slightly critical of them speaks volumes
I think people like this series so much is cuz of ailurus himself, his emotion and disgust represents the disgust and hate of the people watching, its nice knowing someone who thinks like you, its nice to relate to someone especially a big UA-camr or a celebrity. So ailurus, thnx you’re making all of us a better person, idk how it works it just does.
There’s definitely that but I think it’s also the punchy comments and roasts that come with the video too. Like how he commented that the graffitied classroom looked like Jackson Pollack took a shit all over it
Ah, the good old, "give me your money, I'll hold onto it for you." I had a friend whose parents did this, with her knowledge, and she thought it was completely normal. They called it "parent tax". 💀
I used to think it was ok. I didn’t like it, but I believed my mom. Sometimes I would say “No, you’re probably gonna spend on clothes I’ll never wear” jokingly but that’s about it. Now I realize how I was being passively robbed and taken advantage of by my mother.
That 'teacher' wanting to teach preschoolers kink has this on her Twitter page (her tweets are currently protected). 'Due to virtual bullying bigotry and violence, I am taking a communications break. I will respond after 9/7/21 or when virtual violence lessens.' Gee - I wonder if this 'bigotry/virtual violence' she's talking about has anything to do with her wanting to teach babies about kink.
I’ll never under stand the people who go “I don’t like what this group is doing, do I’m to ruin something that honors someone of this group who didn’t do anything wrong.”
@@Local_Lad There's a difference between hate and actively commiting a crime. Lacking the capacity to understand this difference has gotten us to where we are now.
its not even a good "test" for an interview. if my employees stood around for 12 hours waiting for someone to tell them to do something, there is a SERIOUS hiccup in the operation. i dont want patience, i want action.
@@eoncaliber bruh, it ain't even 2d minecraft in that you don't gotta worry about shit breaking, AND you get actual money, AND guns. NGL, from a weapons and armour standpoint I'd say Terraria is better. Also the bosses and difficulties.
The officer being honored at 13:15 is Ella French. She had just returned to work from maternity leave and left behind a 2 month-old daughter. Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot, who has historically been opposed to all law enforcement, including the very department she oversees, refused to allow CPD honor guard (a group of 50 officers at most) to honor French outside the morgue due to 'COVID concerns'. This coming not one month after over 100k people attended a music festival in the city.
@@madderRed Lightfoot is super corrupt honestly and political standing aside needs to be removed from office. She's done nothing but spite the people she's supposed to take care of and support those who are a net negative to them
Honestly, what's she going to do if there's a big enough mutiny, especially from cops? Is she going to march her pampered, corrupt ass down there and arrest dozens if not hundreds of people?
Holy fuck, that's sick. Is "Back the Blue" mostly a shitty statement nowadays because of police brutality? Yes, but for the love of god don't fuck up a memorial of a cop who did NOTHING WRONG.
@@minecraftcrab4707 "Back the Blue" isn't for officers who disgrace their badges. It's for the officers who put their lives on the line every day to keep citizens safe. When they respect their citizens, we need to respect them.
Remember, if you are getting out of a parking spot, use your levitation abilities so you don't drive on the wrong side of the road. Don't even lay a tire on that side or else you're getting arrested.
@@NaThingSerious I was simply pointing out that using your levitation abilities within a parking lot to avoid being arrested is both pointless (as i previously explained) and an egregious waste of energy.
11:10 the people who make fun of Jacksepticeye's dad are just regular trolls. However, turning his death into content, especially that of which can be monetized, is the trait of real scum
I really like this channel, especially these kinds of videos, because how you just let out how you truly feel about the human equivalent of that nasty patty from that spongebob episode shown in this subreddit is honestly amazing to hear. I'm really really happy that there's someone online who isn't afraid to speak their mind, and who isn't particularly worried about how they speak their mind. Also, your voice is just really nice to listen to.
@Trantor The Troll He's mad because you don't fuckin need to count how many damn hours there are. Most of them who do and post it in this comment section just wants to show they are smart, that they are alert and capable. Stfu and get out.
I am so glad that there are still a lot of people who know that beastiality is a horrible thing. Morally, the world is going downhill, but at least we haven't reached *that* stage of it yet.
Fun fact to destroy even more faith in humanity. Doing stuff like that to animals was/is legal in some of the southern states of the united states BEFORE gay marriage got legalized. Think about that for a minute. It's multiple layers of horrible.
@@DigitalPhoenix. I just looked it up, and it seems that that was kinda the case starting around June of 2016. A court ruling had pretty much said that any non-penetrative sex acts with an animal weren't considered beastiality, and therefore not illegal. However, a bill was passed about three years later in 2019 that included a section that expanded the legal definition of beastiality to include "... any contact for a sexual purpose between a person and an animal." So at the very least, it's not legal there anymore Still, the fact that it took like 2 years for someone to propose it in a bill (as far as I know) is pretty horrible.
I forget who said it but someone once said "The internet has made people damn too comfortable with disrespecting someone and not getting punched in the nose" and that could not be more accurate with these scummy people selling their morality and soul for a few extra clicks on a youtube channel that everyone is gonna hate now.
Idk how people can leave public parks a mess, my family has always seen it as disrespectful to leave it dirty. They don’t even let me put a cup down on a parking space so I can tie my shoes let alone leave a park like that.
"This isn't Europe, you drive on the right side of the road." She... She does know that most countries in Europe drive on the right side, yeah? Obviously UK and some other countries don't, but most do.
America's Education system is shit over here we never learned that so I apologize for my ignorance butIi can't apologize for that ladies dumb ass cause it was a fucking parking lot you don't drive in specific directs in the parking unless you enter into or is exiting :/
The messed up thing is: when you are drunk your body is more relaxed so if you get into a car accident while driving drunk, you are more likely to survive because your body will be limp and less likely to sustain injury.
hopefully SOME drunks get to experience flying out the windshield into a brick wall. those drunks make me feel better about the world, since at least SOMEBODY got what they deserved. fuck you if you drive drunk, stoned, or under ANY sort of influence from drugs.
i searched about it and she didnt get any insurance or anything! she probably spent over 2 years of hard work and one person's fun ruined her life for the close future
15:30 "anyone who forces another person to have sex should go to prison" *3 downvotes* 15:35 "except female teachers" *1 upvote* (not counting him downvoting) Reddit moment
It had 3 downvotes, it's obviously just the sad fact that those who read it are total degenerates, you meet these desperate bastards on youtube comment sections sometimes, if more people found that post the -3 turns into a 500 upvotes + award and the others gets downvoted to oblivion or deleted even
The fact that the guy had the audacity to go up the that memorial of the fallen police officer, take the photo, and crumple it up for Lord knows what (clout, you hate cops, whatever) needs to be in a situation where he calls the cops, and none of them come to him. They do their duty to keep us safe. Show some respect
Regardless of how corrupt the police force is (and believe me there is a shit ton of corruption), you're fighting against the institution, not the individuals and to do this is nothing short of immensely disrespectful.
@@YahyaFalcon It's people like this that tick me off. Think of the cop's family. They probably put this up, and now they have to deal with it's destruction
@@stephano1019 I know what that saying is supposed to mean, but is literal interpretation its not one to tell to sadomasichists. Edit: I forgot a letter.
22:28 At first I thought she was teaching High/middle school and thought “wow, that’s crappy”. Literally did a double take when he said she’s a pre-school teacher. The audacity.
Oh my god out of all of these the Uber eats driver stealing with his bare hands and licking his fingers genuinely made me the most livid for some reason
That's why I only order from my nearby Chili's. I work there, so I get a discount. Second, I know everyone there, and everyone there is wonderful and SANE, with morals. Third, the chocolate molten lava cake and the burgers are fantastic. 10/10 recommend to everyone. Sorry if the restaraunt is cold, the kitchen is real hot. I know, Im the dishwasher.
I don't understand how these companies can't put a seal on the bag If the seal is broken, then it means your food has been opened and you shouldn't eat it
@@arthurheine5631 Some companies do, McDonald's does this, they put 3 seals over the bag holding it shut to make sure theres no way inside without tearing at least one of them, China Garden does the same too. It needs to catch up elsewhere though.
Ailurus: sorry guys today's 2nd video will be tomorrow Also ailurus: grinds out 6 videos in a week Thx for the great work ailurus no need to apologize Edit: 11 videos in a week
Fun Fact: They use those Beatless seat buckles for cars with rolls cages and buckets seats. Since they use straps instead of seat belts to hold them to the roll cage. in order to turn the seatbelt light off on the dash cluster, they use these.
I cannot imagine myself being half as calm as some of the people being harrassed by some of these people, like that guy getting yelled at in a parking lot, props on them lol
13:05 not only is it hard to pierce the skull, between the eyes is one of, if not THE hardest part of the skull to break or pierce. Seriously, that part of the skull is tough enough that it has, under the right circumstances, the strength to stop a small calibre bullet, and has done so multiple times in the past.
Someone has to be so angry and crazy to pierce the hardest part of the skull meanwhile even a small calibre bullet couldnt even get through it under some circumstances
@@saddamhussein2 not to be that guy, but caliber doesn't determine power. It's simply the diameter of the projectile in inches. Most anti personnel rifle rounds are actually smaller caliber than the most common pistol rounds. For example, a .30 caliber round is smaller than a 9mm one, since 9mm is equal to roughly 0.38 inches. Likewise, the 5.56 fired by the M4 and many other NATO service rifles is actually .22 caliber. The only reason people think caliber means power is because of the most powerful cartridges in each category mostly being .50 caliber. But that's not necessarily the case, the only reason it is is because they include a larger powder charge to actually propel such heavy projectiles, and since velocity combined with mass are the main factors in determining energy, it pays off in joules. .50GI for example, is only as powerful as a .45 ACP despite being .50 caliber. Rifle rounds are generally more powerful because their sheer advantage in terms of velocity and the longer case (meaning more powder) means that they impart more energy onto the target despite the relatively light bullet weight, with the added advantage of longer range. So if you take into account all types of cartridges from pistol to rifle, it is indeed possible for a smaller caliber to be more powerful. And if your definition of small caliber is .22, I seriously doubt a skull could stop a standard 5.56x45mm NATO round in it's tracks. Though piercing the skull with a knife would theoretically be possible if my uneducated assumptions are correct. If any decently powered bullet can penetrate that part of the skull, a lunatic might be able to with a knife. Mike Tyson for example is allegedly able to produce 1600 joules with his punch. To put this in perspective, the standard Russian intermediate cartridge, the 5.45x39mm, produces 1461 joules with a 57gr projectile travelling at 2900 fps. If the perp was running on adrenaline or perhaps drugs they could likely produce more power than normal. Couple that with the small surface area of a blade which concentrates all that force to a small area and it's entirely possible that it could pierce the skull.
@@McCaroni_Sup anti-personel just have to play on the pressure from firing and the area its exerted over I'm assuming, so naturally having them smaller would make more sense for penetration of skin and bones as it condenses the force into a smaller area making it more likely to go through than if a larger area which would meet more resistance and reduced force across it as a whole.
@@OnlyGrafting I'd say that's part of the reason people tend to view pistol rounds as less penetrating than rifle rounds. That and hollow points, which also rely on the same principle of a wider surface area to avoid overpenetration.
I will say, I did think to myself "It was actually 11 hours." But then I was like "Well, all of them showed up before the scheduled time, so they all could have been wait for around 12 hours."
@@aienma6660 you didnt learn anything during that time though. A test of patience would be in an active working environment. If youd sit there for 12 hours for no pay, to do stuff for 8 for damn near no pay is up next lol.
15:30 that's why i hate reddit. why was he downvoted? He literally said something everyone can agree with but people are like "nah what are you talking about get downvoted for saying that people who force others to have sex with them should be arrested"
Because much of reddit holds left wing biases that often align with radical feminism (ie misandrism) that leads them to think women can do no wrong. That’s why I really hate commenting on posts because I hold quite a few views that are right wing (eg. pro 2a, seeing Trump as the lesser evil to Biden(and republicans over democrats overall), anti vax mandates (still think people should get vaccinated just don’t like mandating it), and some others I’m too lazy to put here).
@@goofytnt2126 reddit is a place where the most idiotic, dumb and mentally unstable gather and shout propaganda to convince others that all the bad bullshit they've done is ok and not illegal But at the other hand, it is also a place where people can share something good to stimulate others of also doing great things or making someone's day much brighter But i must say that no matter what or how bad can someone be, if its not illegal or really bad, they should be just ignored. If an idiot argues with an idiot, its a screaming competition. If an idiot tries to argue with someone smart, the second would just walk away.
Like I said in another comment, she’d have opened that door with a 9mm pointed in her direction if it was me in that car, for all I know she’s about to stab me or some shit
@Ace G never said I was gonna shoot her I said I would have my completely real Glock 17 Gen 5 that I actually carry at low ready because under Georgia state law, the law of the state in which I live, your vehicle is an extension of your property and is thus applicable under castle doctrine, her doing that would be the same thing as somebody forcibly opening your door to your house.
My parents took all our holiday card money for as long as I could remember. They justified it to my relatives with "we're saving it so they can pay off their student loans in college". I'm 23, student loans are coming up once the covid put off expires in 2022, my parents refuse to give me the money, citing that I'm "not responsible enough and I don't act like an adult"(I can disprove that with a litany of evidence, bu I digress). In actuality, they spent it. And that i only found out by accident when I overheard my parents arguing with my grandma about spending it.
Any person that makes fun of someone’s dead family member just for kicks and giggles or clout online or the backlash their going to get just to get a rise out of people are literally the dumpster fire of social media.
1:45 There IS a scientific reason that the drunk drivers usually survive the crash. They are so un-phased that they do not clench in the impact and if they fly out the window, the simply go limp. A sober person will tense up and absorb the impact. It is a sickening fact, by I think that it applies.
@@saddamhussein2 yes. Same reason why car bumpers break and fall off easily, lessens the overall impact by being cushier and absorbing the blow without much resistance
I hope the first girls calls the thief's grandma. Then , the grandma calls the thief to come to her house and finds the girl and the grandmother sitting at the kitchen table waiting.!
@@justforthelolz253 you can't feel anger? That's kinda cool (I'm ain't trying to be "funny" or something though. It's genuinely interesting to be honest.)
"Everyone watching this video wants to turn you into a tree ornament" this is why I love this channel. He gets paid to say the things we all think. Also, he has the best insults ever.
This is about the most animated I've heard Panda Daddy ever in any video. I completely agree with the animation in your voice Ailurus. These people are just complete trash and deserve everything that comes their way.
Kinks should be something a person discovers on their own, rather than *in preschool.* I can't believe that is a sentence that is actually needed to be said but apparently some teachers need to hear that.
The last 3 minutes of this video restore my faith in humanity. Knowing that these people aren’t just hated, but ostracized from the majority of society brings me joy. Let’s not call them zoophiles, that’s giving them too much credit. Rapists fit better.
only four countries? I knew The Uk did it and thought the rest of Europe did thank you for providing this knowledge man I feel like an idiot the school system has failed us over here 😔
what countries drive on what side of the road is a pretty trivial piece of information unless you plan on traveling to those countries. she was making a pretty hasty assumption but I don't blame her for not knowing that most europeans drive on the right side of the road. She was still a jerk though.
Ymean the same way incest is banned in almost every state of U.S.A yet Britains love making jokes about it. Dog I don't wanna be that guy but those are just basic Insults the same way people joke about Alabama yet Alabama is one of the strictest on incest.
I'd do whatever I could to get that phone open **Goes to phone store** "Hey can you get this open?" "Uh... Why?" "This guy freaking broke into my car, ate my fruit snacks, left the Ritz Crackers, smoke in it and left their cellphone so imma see who they got on there as a little payback." *"Oh I got you bro"*
Every time ailirus uploads one of these... I think I can speak for all of us when I say it’s tough... but we walk away being better people because we know what not to do and what in today’s society needs to change
4:58 I know I'm a bit late, but I remember during 5th grade, at my school (the school held most of the 5th and 6th graders), in December, before Christmas break, we found someone vandalized the whole school. Like I'm talking about Christmas trees knocked over, breaking the ornaments, extinguisher fluid all over the gym floor, scattered school supplies, and more fire extinguisher was used to spray an *ENTIRE CLASSROOM*. It took so long to clean it up, and still nobody know who did it. I will never forget that.
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This video took a lot to make so today's second upload will be moved to tomorrow.
Sorry for the inconvenience, I hope you guys enjoy the video.
No problem, anything is fine. No need to push yourself too much!
eh it's not a big deal, we can wait.
Haven't watched yet, but I probably will
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Idrc. Every one of your videos is enjoyable my dude, keep it up!
I can appreciate her being angrier about her fruit snacks than her money.
Me to.
The fruit snackies are worth more than the money.
With fruit snacks there 2 options either sell or eat then while with money it just spend so I mean...... I can see why too
I mean, FUCKING FRUIT SNACKS!
The fact that the robber has a Samsung 4 lite they just used the money they stole to buy a new phone god that phones old
@@FandomObsessedArtist naw there buying more fruit snacks
Fun fact: the reason drunk drivers almost always survive is because their body gets limp, therefore, they get less hurt.
so when brain gets stupid body tries to stop them?
@@ashkatt3389 yes because body knows brain shouldn’t be that way
Cool fact
That's also why baby's can fall a couple feet and be fine but an adult can trip and break there leg because when you are super relaxed you will withstand more damage
Unfun
the baltimore aunt who had the kids in her trunk; Those weren't even her kids, they were her nieces and nephews, which makes it even worse
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Honestly when it popped up as a Marylander I def thought “yup 100% sounds like Baltimore”
@@rontheauraknight9606 that, that’s sad
I feel really bad for her Brother or sister possibly whoever she married's brother and sister who had to lose their kid because that lady was a bich just no one likely did anything to deserve that but yet there it happened :'(
The first lady even though she went through something really terrible, was absolutely hillarious.
I hope she got her money back And of course, her fruit snacks back
I hope gram-gram was alive when she called them, and that gram-gram whooped that grandchild's ass.
Those fruit snacks have better tasted fucking delicious.
Idk if that was the most horrible thief (Morals and skill) Or if that was the kindest thief compared to the others I seen.
That first lady has some good comedic timing and mannerisms and managed to turn the fact she got her car broken into something that seems like a mini comedy skit
I wouldn't be surprised if she's already a comedian professionally. If not, she should at least be involved in the arts to some extent, because she's got talent that is endlessly useful in both stand up and film
She’s gonna get those fruit snacks back either the nice way or the hard way.
Somebody get her some fruit snacks
I'd buy her a bulkbox of fruit snacks
And at the end Justice was served since she had the phone and enough evidence.
ailurus is the type of person who rarely get pissed, but when he does, whoevers hes pissed at most likely wont get out alive
Yeah bro, just don’t piss off panda daddy
I wish
Nah, he get pissed in every single post
But, if you do survive, you learn some new words
You don't win against ailurus, you *survive* ailurus
"How do I tell my daughter happiness is a choice?"
People with depression: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of that?
People can’t change: their wage, their dopamine production, their situation, they need help from others for that. Just be happier is not an option here.
@Ferny Panda ok zoomer
🎶Happy happy Joy joy🎶
She om that we happy few shit
@Ferny Panda he's saying that u need help to do some stuff
Kudos on calling out the pedophiles, zoophiles, thieves and other degenerates. Keep it up.
My brother in Christ the Legion will rise again.
Yeah but I've seen videos where people are doing a *prank* accusing someone of being a pedophile when they aren't now this woman seems to be off her rocker though
@@williamsmith6213: People do some very sick things, and a prankster who does that, when found out, needs to gain the very same punishment as the person they accused. Unfortunately, I believe we'll be seeing much more of this sick behavior by those whose only interest is clout-chasing, views and likes, no matter which social media site they are using.
@@jacklow9611 Oh I agree they do need to see the same punishment as the person they accused but we know that won't happen
@@williamsmith6213: While the human justice system may not do much, or anything, karma always seems to catch up with them in some way. If not in this life, they will get a just punishment.
"Ima get my fruit snacks back" words of war these are.
We must get her her fruit snacks back.
I hope that lady got sent way too many fruit snacks like an inordinate amount of fruit snacks
Forget conquering the old lands! We need them fruit snacks!
She’s got her priorities straight
The prologue to an r/prorevenge story
I saw an AskReddit thread one time where someone said that when your body goes limp, you have a better chance of surviving an accident compared to going stiff or bracing for the accident which is how drunk drivers often survive but their victims don't. I don't know how true this is but it makes a lot of sense.
And aren't drunk people's blood thicker, so even if they're cut they bleed slower so they have a better chance of survival (not exactly sure tho)
@@jn.r
Again, dont know how true this is but it makes sense.
Drunk accidents also usually put the victims in unfavorable positions to get hit while for the drunk a car is built better to survive head on.
doot
@@jn.r Alcohol thins out the blood. That's why even Soviet front line doctors wouldn't use alcohol as an anaesthetic, because it made their job significantly harder
NGL if I had a GF and she threw out my PS5 for something like “I accidentally spilled her nail polish” or something small like that I would break up with her on the spot
I'd probably trash the equivalent cost of HER shit. The law of Equal Exchange, bitch!
i would break her shit that equally cost as much a PS5
@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 Based alchemist, agreed
As a woman, throw all of her makup off the balcony. Especially the foundation and every eye pallet you can get your hands on, those will come close depending on how much she has. Dump her good shoes and clothes into a pool, fountain, or bathtub with chemicals to make up for the rest
Especially in the really early days when that thing was worth its weight in gold, that just shitty. You can always get new nail polish, but not a PS5
You can see the predators soul get sucked out when they see a middle aged person with a camera start filming them and I love it more than something addictive
The drunk airplane passenger clip is proof that duct tape can fix every problem.
Lmao 🤣
I felt bad for him tho
@@foxycinnamonkitten997 it's actually perfectly legal and flight attendants are trained to tape up dangerous individuals and are told to when the situation calls for it, it is used as a last resort
@@tanyasellars7492 oh nm then
Flex tape CAN fix that.
that first story while ofc trashy is still quite funny, the way she waited until the end to reveal how stupid that criminal was really got me
It's like if murderers left business cards inside of the stab wounds of their victims
imagine if you got arrested just because you forgot ONE tiny thing
@@mere2508 its not even a tiny thing, thats what makes it funnier. A phone (at least for me) is something i make sure i have on me, not for social purposes but for safety and peace of mind that if something happens I'd be able to call someone, the fact that they left theirs behind really gets me.
@@MeatyMani Not to mention, as she said in the video, phones can carry TONS of evidence. GPS Location, phone numbers, text logs, photos, videos, audio, and even deleted text, call, and search history (depending on the circumstances.) If you're gonna commit a crime (which, you really shouldn't, even if you're forced to) Don't leave your evidence behind.
@@MeatyMani by tiny thing I meant like the quantity and that was the only reason you get arrested
"You're on the wrong side of the road!"
I admire the calmness of the bloke who was videotaping her. I felt like smushing her face into the asphalt just watching it.
No shit
honestly ? He was obnoxious as hell. She told him to get to the CORRECT side (don't care if he's right or wrong. He didn't even argue so I'm gonna just say he's wrong. Should have said something instead of "you're watched don't say shit")
If someone parked and just stood proudly as they endangered not only them but those driving or walking around you bet I'd get on their faces. So what you take videos of me ? I don't care and I can report you if you release them. If someone comes and hit your shit car because you're just.... doing anything I guess ? He didn't even react and just stood there smuggly like a toddler. You can kill people.
I guess it's less dire for Americans because your streets are wide but if you show this much courtesy in europe, get recked, your car is gonna be KEYED TO HELL. SMASHED. We get accidents often enough....
WHoever is right I don't care. "I'm taking a video of your tantrum" is not a defense.
@@ritsukayomi You don't care who's in the right and who's in the wrong? In that case, there's nothing to talk about. You're assuming things about the situation from the video with no evidence to back your claims up and throwing a tantrum.
From what did you glean that he endangered anyone? He was trying to explain he was backing out of a spot, which oftentimes puts you on the 'wrong' side of the road, the lady didn't let him say much else. Also, I cannot be sure but it doesn't look like he hit anyone, so I don't know where you got that information.
Finally, I don't know which part of Europe you're from to make such bold statements but where I'm from, that lady's behaviour would be considered unreasonable and embarrassing. She got into someone's face for no good reason and threatened to call the cops on someone backing out of a parking space.
@@hayunnie I think you're reading too far. I don't think he hit anyone. Honestly I don't think he would : he's not moving. But still : someone bypassing him with their car could hit another car and then whose fault would it be? They'd be in the wrong side of the road. They could get hurt and be fully responsible just because of a jerk
. Worse :a child runs behind the vehicle and is run over by the car bypassing the man's. Whose fault? Certainly not the man's. I know eniugh about your justice and assurances services to Know if you're doing something wrong you'll have to pay for it your entire life... Be respectful and park in the parking places made for it, don't hold up everyone by waiting on the road and don't obstruct the view so no one's at risk. And if a crazy lady comes in your face telling you you're on the wrong, if you're videotaping it to post on Internet explain yourself better than "lol she cray cray " in answer to her claims.
It's called courtesy and the people commenting before pissed me off saying things about the woman and not the POTENTIALLY dangerous situation he forced others into.
I'm from France. I don't know where you're from but... Unless you're in Paris or inside the cities which were built Broad to prevent blockages and barricades, the roads are tiny and the success of city cars is not just because they're cute but because it's needed to actually fit in some parking places
@@ritsukayomi Thank you for being much more reasonable in your second comment.
I still think you're forgetting this happened in a parking lot - it's a different environment than an open road or a city street - and he was backing out of a parking space. From the limited information we got, he's not done anything wrong; the lady just should've waited a couple of seconds for him to leave, instead of confronting him.
I'm from England and I know all about narrow streets, however everything is solvable with a little bit of common sense and some courtesy
11:16 as both an irishman and a massive fan of jacksepticeye, the mere notion that someone would bully Sean (jacksepticeye) about the passing of his father disgusts me. If I discovered someone who did such a thing, let's just say it wouldn't be pretty
It's become worse people made bots to automatically send hurtful comments
Same here even if I’m not that big of a Jackspeticeye fan
It's even worse now.
@@pingu4938 oh god. Some people should be dropped out of a plane without chutes
Same here, if I find those people well... let's just say it'll look like doom
Laughing when we see something extremely disturbing, sad, or something that makes us nervous, we tend to laugh because our brains are stressed out
Extreme fear also has that effect.
The good ol' awkward laughter
Now i know why i like dark humor
Oh that’s why I laugh at my pain. Shit!
@@hibetch1643 because you find it funny
Ailurus: *denounces zoophiles*
Also Ailurus: “panda daddy”
All joking aside, I completely agree with everything you said, just laughing at the irony.
Says the guy with the wolf profile.
Jk I love irony like this
To be honest I can see people saying that, for real.
The fact for the day: Zoophiles are not the same as Furries. (Not saying Ailurus is a furry, if he isn't. Just saying in general)
@@ultrafox4005 I know they’re not the same. I’m a furry, but I’m not a zoophile. Edit: I WAS a furry. Kinda losing interest in it now.
@@margaretflynn6682 I figured. I'm one too. I could just see people saying what you said unironically.
@@ultrafox4005 I can vibe with furries, but some of y’all are a mess.
15:47 I'm pretty sure that every single person between the ages of 13 to 19 would agree that getting molested is not one of their desires
I am a teenager and I can agree to this
As a teenage boy, sincerely, what the fuck?
As somebody between that gap i do agree.
I concur
As person who is just a tiny bit decent I back this up
Can we all just appreciate the lady that got angry that her fruit snacks were taken more than her money being taken
He can take the money, but those fruit snacks are SACRED
Most drunk drivers tend to survive due to their bodies are more limp than someone who is sober
doot
@bulgarian yogurt doot
@@finercandy45113 doot
@@finercandy45113 doot
@@whotookmypuddingcup4131 doot
That police memorial was for CPD officer Ella French. I’m from Chicago. French was a 29 year old single mother who was shot in the head on duty. I literally watched her funereal. Rest In Peace
Didn't she also leave behind a 2 month old daughter? And apparently mayor Lightfoot who is anti police refused to allow the other police to attend the ceremony/funeral for her.
@@archygrey9093 i think he also banned the police to come is bc of covid but a month ago was a concert with 100k people
Police, military, and government agents are not heroes, they are gang members.
It is literally their job to enforce rules & commands from their superiors, no matter how evil, broken, corrupt, detrimental, and unfair those laws & commands may be.
It is their job, to risk their health & lives, to ruin & take others, over things some authority figures made up. Chains or pyramids of authority figures, safe & sound far away, while cops, military, and agents, terrorize, rob, kidnap, and kill good people on their behalf.
This is why, the only good cop, is a dead one. At least as corpse, they can't ruin or take innocent lives, because of bullies and incompetent-busy bodies in management.
With all the state & federal laws that go into effect each and every business day, how do YOU know you're not breaking any of their stupid rules, just living your life, minding your own business, not harming, cheating or even inconveniencing anyone else?
But it's still a cop, and judge's job, to rob you over those unfair rules, hunt you over them if you run, and kidnap or kill you over them, if you fight back.
I'm a criminal for safely filtering a bike, to avoid being rear-ended & crushed by distracted or drunk drivers? I'm a criminal for just conceal carry a weapon, to reliably protect myself from the evil among us?
I'm a criminal for building my independence from this mafia called government?
But Martin Shkreli isn't a criminal for what he did with Daraprim, extorting people suffering & dying from real parasites???
Insulin Companies aren't criminals when they update patents, purely to legally block anyone else from making & selling insulin at a fair price? Meanwhile diabetes is still a massive problem, and sugar is in nearly everything on the shelves???
This hypocritical war on drugs, on top of the government dictataing what adults can put in their own bodies, but the ENFORCEMENT of which, ruins & takes countless lives, possibly more the the drugs themselves, but the tobacco industry gets a pass, because they heavily bribe the government through lobbying???
ANYONE, any cop, military personnel, or agent, still loyal to and working for the government, at this point, deserves to suffer & die with it.
F, them, all.
I am living proof how much of a failure the police are, because apparently I exist, because my mother was violated.
Where was the police then?
Where was god then?
We must buy, make, and master whatever weapons, armor, and vehicles we can, to DIRECTLY protect ourselves, our properties, and by choice, each other.
Police and gods, are garbage. And depending on the government and religion, police & gods are threats themselves.
If I wouldn't respect or morn a hoodrat gang, why should I respect or morn a cop? Especially if they died trying to degrade or take an innocent person's life? For no reason other then the law said so?
Their memorials & graves should be destroyed. Ripped up, crushed, burned and pissed on.
@@saddamhussein2 sounds like him...uh...her...it....Beetlejuice? we'll go with Beetlejuice
That is so sad. I can't believe how heartless people are.
I’ll say it again for those in the back:
👏MINORS👏CAN👏NOT👏CONSENT👏REGARDLESS👏OF👏GENDER👏
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEDOS IN THE BACK 👏 👏 👏
@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 I SHOULDNT HAVE TO BUT I WILL ANYWAY
👏IT👏IS👏STILL👏RAPE👏
👏IT👏IS👏STILL👏RAPE👏EVEN👏WHEN👏IT'S👏A👏GUY👏IF👏HE👏DOESN'T👏CONSENT👏OR👏CAN'T👏LEGALLY👏
Or just say this m.ua-cam.com/video/k8QE4-BEy4E/v-deo.html
Yes
That first girl has an incredible sense of humor.
If you ever realize soon enough you are getting In a car accident go limp. This is commonly why drunk drivers survive car wrecks because of how limp their body is. When the body is limp it will bend and contort farther than usual.
Yup, if I get tackled in football I let my body go limp, roll and get back up, people are always surprised why I never get hurt
@@Mr_Reaps25 smart
doot
@@finercandy45113 indeed
how does one "go limp"? do you just let your body loose or...?
"Happiness is a _Choice?_ "
Really?
Well shit, I guess it's time to inform the entire community of Mental Health Workers, Psychological Professionals, Behavioral Sciences, etc, and let them know they will no longer be needed!
We got this, Doc!
Happiness is a CHOICE. Yo!
Well looks like I’m not getting a job now lmao
🌈
@@littlemissemila1818 Working as a wage slave for Amazon is always an option.
@@supersillysammy272 nah I’m good
@@littlemissemila1818 or you can be abused by Karens at customer service.
"you're cutting me off a lot right now and that's kinda not cool"
this, from a predator. what a WORLD we live in.
I think this is my first time seeing a female predator caught on camera…
Where was these teachers when I was 8th grade tf
@@user-xt5gx8hn4t huh?
Well, given paedophiles have made the arguement that they're "at least not rude" as a defense to people being even slightly critical of them speaks volumes
I found the original video
My street had a missing cat poster and my sister said she wanted to call the number and meow... I've never been more disgusted at my own family
I think people like this series so much is cuz of ailurus himself, his emotion and disgust represents the disgust and hate of the people watching, its nice knowing someone who thinks like you, its nice to relate to someone especially a big UA-camr or a celebrity. So ailurus, thnx you’re making all of us a better person, idk how it works it just does.
doot
I second that. It's nice to see someone who isn't faking or tailoring their reactions to sheepishly appease people.
The man has heart 💖
I know this has nothing to do with your comment but I really love the cat in your profile pic 🥰
There’s definitely that but I think it’s also the punchy comments and roasts that come with the video too. Like how he commented that the graffitied classroom looked like Jackson Pollack took a shit all over it
@@finercandy45113 yes
Ah, the good old, "give me your money, I'll hold onto it for you." I had a friend whose parents did this, with her knowledge, and she thought it was completely normal. They called it "parent tax". 💀
doot
My parents once told me they considered doing parents tax. They do however do parents tax on my Halloween candy.
I used to think it was ok. I didn’t like it, but I believed my mom. Sometimes I would say “No, you’re probably gonna spend on clothes I’ll never wear” jokingly but that’s about it. Now I realize how I was being passively robbed and taken advantage of by my mother.
@@finercandy45113 doot?
@@Clem_momo doot.
"Everybody watching this wants to turn you into a tree ornament." - Ailurus, 2021
@Will burtz 25:07
Nah. I want my tree ornaments to be worth a shit
@@fryderykchopin3974 LMAO
@@fryderykchopin3974 good one
🤣🤣🤣
Honestly when it comes to the asphalt, I think everyone thinks about it at least once, but thug guy has absolute balls to actually do it
And he probably had to get new tires after that.
That 'teacher' wanting to teach preschoolers kink has this on her Twitter page (her tweets are currently protected).
'Due to virtual bullying bigotry and violence, I am taking a communications break. I will respond after 9/7/21 or when virtual violence lessens.'
Gee - I wonder if this 'bigotry/virtual violence' she's talking about has anything to do with her wanting to teach babies about kink.
Aw, poor baby, are people being mean to you because you did a shitty thing? Poor you /s
@@tidepodpadthai2633 I can’t tell if the /s means serious or satire but I think it’s funny either way
@@ItsOPji satire
@@ItsOPji it means sarcasm
Its more common than just her, but she was narcissistic enough to post about it online
I’ll never under stand the people who go “I don’t like what this group is doing, do I’m to ruin something that honors someone of this group who didn’t do anything wrong.”
Yeah, some people hate furries because a small number are sluts.
Even me, as a furry myself, want people like that dead.
@@Local_Lad ua-cam.com/video/nuU7GPFrfF8/v-deo.html
@@Local_Lad There's a difference between hate and actively commiting a crime. Lacking the capacity to understand this difference has gotten us to where we are now.
“What kinds of person wastes 12 hours of someone’s time?” Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to a little company called Rockstar Games.
its not even a good "test" for an interview. if my employees stood around for 12 hours waiting for someone to tell them to do something, there is a SERIOUS hiccup in the operation. i dont want patience, i want action.
Tell that to Re-Logic for wasting 1,000+ hours of my life playing 2d minecraft
Don’t forget that they’re issuing DMCAs to all gta modders right now, so goodbye the rest of the fun GTAO was.
@@eoncaliber bruh
@@eoncaliber bruh, it ain't even 2d minecraft in that you don't gotta worry about shit breaking, AND you get actual money, AND guns. NGL, from a weapons and armour standpoint I'd say Terraria is better. Also the bosses and difficulties.
I like how the car jacker lady's excuse was basically "if i knew i was gonna get caught i would have never done it!"
I can't be the only one who cleans up my table at restaurants. Stacking cups and plates, putting all the used tissue in 1place etc.
Th-That isn't normal???
@@wokedog1799 I thought it was normal too
@@__shiyo__22 Apparently were both weird then 😅
People like you gives me hope
One summer I worked at a small fast food joint, people like You made my life a lot better
God bless
Poor employees they're always Underappreciated
IMO, the ultimate sign of a bad parent is putting your own gratification ahead of the needs of your children.
My guy thats not an opinion, thats a fact
People like that is proof god is dead.
God is dead and we have killed him.
That explains why my stepmother is a dick.
The officer being honored at 13:15 is Ella French. She had just returned to work from maternity leave and left behind a 2 month-old daughter. Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot, who has historically been opposed to all law enforcement, including the very department she oversees, refused to allow CPD honor guard (a group of 50 officers at most) to honor French outside the morgue due to 'COVID concerns'. This coming not one month after over 100k people attended a music festival in the city.
And I thought I couldn't be more pissed than I already was about this. You have proved me wrong
@@madderRed Lightfoot is super corrupt honestly and political standing aside needs to be removed from office. She's done nothing but spite the people she's supposed to take care of and support those who are a net negative to them
Honestly, what's she going to do if there's a big enough mutiny, especially from cops? Is she going to march her pampered, corrupt ass down there and arrest dozens if not hundreds of people?
Holy fuck, that's sick.
Is "Back the Blue" mostly a shitty statement nowadays because of police brutality? Yes, but for the love of god don't fuck up a memorial of a cop who did NOTHING WRONG.
@@minecraftcrab4707 "Back the Blue" isn't for officers who disgrace their badges. It's for the officers who put their lives on the line every day to keep citizens safe. When they respect their citizens, we need to respect them.
17:55 if someone threw my PS5 off a fucking balcony, they’d go out the same way it did
No I would parylaze him
Na they deserve worse, you don't just destroy what I spent my hard work into and expect me to not send you out even worse
Remember, if you are getting out of a parking spot, use your levitation abilities so you don't drive on the wrong side of the road. Don't even lay a tire on that side or else you're getting arrested.
Its a parking lot, the municipal laws don't even apply
@@archygrey9093 they are joking
@@NaThingSerious I was simply pointing out that using your levitation abilities within a parking lot to avoid being arrested is both pointless (as i previously explained) and an egregious waste of energy.
It's been 5 seconds, and I've learned a ridiculously powerful insult
Hey you again, what is your pfp
doot
@@finercandy45113doot
@@finercandy45113 doot
@@finercandy45113 doot
11:10 the people who make fun of Jacksepticeye's dad are just regular trolls. However, turning his death into content, especially that of which can be monetized, is the trait of real scum
Yeah I hope anyone who tries to profit off of someone's death on UA-cam has their UA-cam channels deleted and get nothing but hate.
thare is actually far more disgusting things they have done as someone whos been interacting with them lately
Jaystation did this but way worse
It's garbage attentionwhoring
On behalf of all "regular trolls" we reject these scumbags out of principle
I really like this channel, especially these kinds of videos, because how you just let out how you truly feel about the human equivalent of that nasty patty from that spongebob episode shown in this subreddit is honestly amazing to hear. I'm really really happy that there's someone online who isn't afraid to speak their mind, and who isn't particularly worried about how they speak their mind. Also, your voice is just really nice to listen to.
I love how ailurus gets genuinely mad and pissed off, he actually shows some sort of emotion instead of lifeless narration
That's why I can't wait until he posts videos. Yeah, I watch other videos similar to his, but they don't do justice
Yeah imagine if this channel was just some random text-to-speech, Ailurus gives these vids a life with entertaining narration
@@sceptile7581 I get that and I never said there arent others that do it, I just specifically commented about ailurus, dUmBaSs
@@sceptile7581 just because they don't bring up other channels doesn't mean they don't think other channels do that lmao
@@peganin442 What the fuck you talking about
"acTualLy itS 11 hoUrs"
Ailurus: *"and I took that personally"*
Me who rounds down: 🧐
@Trantor The Troll He's mad because you don't fuckin need to count how many damn hours there are. Most of them who do and post it in this comment section just wants to show they are smart, that they are alert and capable. Stfu and get out.
@@n0rdlys_40 why are you so peeved
@@jakestan1185 idk
Panda Daddy, thank you for this marathon! You’ve made my week so much better by just posting videos. Stay Zesty!
your name is very creative. i love it
Panda daddy? Really?
@@beeblyboopgaming2821 yes its what everyone calls him
@@beeblyboopgaming2821 he literally says it at the end of every video
@@heavyswomern thank you
I love how in the “wrong side of the road” clip you can see that the guy hadn’t even pulled like halfway out of the parking spot
"YoU'rE oN tHe WrOnG sIdE oF tHe RoAd!" She says as they are in the middle of parking lot.
Typical old white women behavior
What'd you expect from a karen?
I am so glad that there are still a lot of people who know that beastiality is a horrible thing.
Morally, the world is going downhill, but at least we haven't reached *that* stage of it yet.
Dont worry its going there alright
Fun fact to destroy even more faith in humanity.
Doing stuff like that to animals was/is legal in some of the southern states of the united states BEFORE gay marriage got legalized.
Think about that for a minute.
It's multiple layers of horrible.
@@dubiousinformation1756 i'm going to Mars then
In Canada its legal if the animal consents how the fuck does the animal consent it walks towards you. What the fuck is wrong with Canada
@@DigitalPhoenix. I just looked it up, and it seems that that was kinda the case starting around June of 2016. A court ruling had pretty much said that any non-penetrative sex acts with an animal weren't considered beastiality, and therefore not illegal. However, a bill was passed about three years later in 2019 that included a section that expanded the legal definition of beastiality to include "... any contact for a sexual purpose between a person and an animal."
So at the very least, it's not legal there anymore
Still, the fact that it took like 2 years for someone to propose it in a bill (as far as I know) is pretty horrible.
People who bully JSE about his dad are jealous, & know they can get away with it. They're cowards.
Cowards is too nice for them. Pussies is a better term.
doot
As someone who has lost a parent, fuck them and the horse they rode in on.
I forget who said it but someone once said "The internet has made people damn too comfortable with disrespecting someone and not getting punched in the nose" and that could not be more accurate with these scummy people selling their morality and soul for a few extra clicks on a youtube channel that everyone is gonna hate now.
@@Thewalliest we need internet ghost to punch those people
Idk how people can leave public parks a mess, my family has always seen it as disrespectful to leave it dirty. They don’t even let me put a cup down on a parking space so I can tie my shoes let alone leave a park like that.
Its not people.
Ifs _______ people.
They couldnt give a F about anyone
"This isn't Europe, you drive on the right side of the road."
She... She does know that most countries in Europe drive on the right side, yeah? Obviously UK and some other countries don't, but most do.
Lol
America's Education system is shit over here we never learned that so I apologize for my ignorance butIi can't apologize for that ladies dumb ass cause it was a fucking parking lot you don't drive in specific directs in the parking unless you enter into or is exiting :/
I think the only european country which uses the left side of the road *is* the UK.
@@beetheimmortal The UK is fucking weird.
@@Dodsodalo Yeah, we are...
The messed up thing is: when you are drunk your body is more relaxed so if you get into a car accident while driving drunk, you are more likely to survive because your body will be limp and less likely to sustain injury.
hopefully SOME drunks get to experience flying out the windshield into a brick wall. those drunks make me feel better about the world, since at least SOMEBODY got what they deserved. fuck you if you drive drunk, stoned, or under ANY sort of influence from drugs.
@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 And God help you if you survive because somebody will probably beat you senseless.
@@jarrettodom3943 actually, hopefully they'll just finish what the drink started: ending the drunken wretch's miserable existence.
That rant at the end was one of the best things I have ever heard in my life. Big respect dude
I feel bad for that kid whose car was destroyed
That sucks
Same
i searched about it and she didnt get any insurance or anything! she probably spent over 2 years of hard work and one person's fun ruined her life for the close future
Me too, really sucks. People can really be heartless sometimes and it sucks that hard working individuals get their stuff destroyed for no reason.
What where the motives though.. just why?
Yeah… the first car to ever get is probably a very v e r y happy or sentimental thing as well. I could just imagine the heartbreak
15:30 "anyone who forces another person to have sex should go to prison" *3 downvotes*
15:35 "except female teachers" *1 upvote* (not counting him downvoting)
Reddit moment
"That's illegal!" *Crowd boos*
"But she's a woman!" *Standing ovation*
Everyone who does it should be sent to jail with a 15 year per offense
@@larrychilders6599
Perverse Redditors: “aCtUaLly-“
It had 3 downvotes, it's obviously just the sad fact that those who read it are total degenerates, you meet these desperate bastards on youtube comment sections sometimes, if more people found that post the -3 turns into a 500 upvotes + award and the others gets downvoted to oblivion or deleted even
r/Redditmoment but it’s actually good
There's a simple phrase from Filthy Frank that fits very well with the people in this video... "IT'S TIME TO STOP! IT'S TIME TO STOP, OK! NO MORE!"
“WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR PARENTS?”
@@thekittenlordstreaming8960 "WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS!?"
I love how passionate you are about this stuff. You're a beacon of light and hope for families and people that go through the worst of it.
Okay, Dads Against Predators sounds like an amazing group.
Heard of WAP? Well get ready for DAP
@@laurenbauman3517 how about PAP? Parents against predators, why differentiate between the two
@@ntfoperative9432 bc then they wont be DAPper
(i hate myself)
@@ntfoperative9432 because the dads can kick your ass the moms probably not so much
@@admiralkipper4540
I doubt that you've ever met a mom at peak protective rage.
The fact that he says “Sussy wussy bimbo balls tinkie winkie knobby wobby” after pretty much every episode is hilarious
We get it lady, “he’s on the wrong side of the road” you don’t need to say it a thousand times. And by the way it’s a parking lot.
BuT hE'S oN tHe wRoNg SiDe oF ThE RoaD-
I literally wanted to tell that Karen to shut up and leave that poor guy alone
She had to know how annoying her voice was considering how many times she repeated herself. Insanely grating.
honestly I would have just floored it as soon as she opened the door
I think you forgot something
He was on the wrong side of the road
5:40, "this is not europe, you drive on the right side of the road"
Who gonna tell her 💀
The fact that the guy had the audacity to go up the that memorial of the fallen police officer, take the photo, and crumple it up for Lord knows what (clout, you hate cops, whatever) needs to be in a situation where he calls the cops, and none of them come to him. They do their duty to keep us safe. Show some respect
Regardless of how corrupt the police force is (and believe me there is a shit ton of corruption), you're fighting against the institution, not the individuals and to do this is nothing short of immensely disrespectful.
@@YahyaFalcon It's people like this that tick me off. Think of the cop's family. They probably put this up, and now they have to deal with it's destruction
Dude obviously didn't follow the golden rule in school. Treat others the way you want to be treated.
You are absolutely right
@@stephano1019 I know what that saying is supposed to mean, but is literal interpretation its not one to tell to sadomasichists.
Edit: I forgot a letter.
22:28 At first I thought she was teaching High/middle school and thought “wow, that’s crappy”. Literally did a double take when he said she’s a pre-school teacher. The audacity.
People like this…
gotta get to them early if you want them real submissive and breedable.
@@fakiirification boi what the fuck
@@datboiiii64 i mean, i think that was a joke
@@mal0gen if it was not,we are straying farther than god.
Oh my god out of all of these the Uber eats driver stealing with his bare hands and licking his fingers genuinely made me the most livid for some reason
Not only will they not get all of what they paid for, but what they do get to eat is contaminated by that filthy hobbit
The one that angered me the most is the people on the bikes pushing that dude into the canal/river
That's why I only order from my nearby Chili's. I work there, so I get a discount. Second, I know everyone there, and everyone there is wonderful and SANE, with morals. Third, the chocolate molten lava cake and the burgers are fantastic. 10/10 recommend to everyone. Sorry if the restaraunt is cold, the kitchen is real hot. I know, Im the dishwasher.
I don't understand how these companies can't put a seal on the bag
If the seal is broken, then it means your food has been opened and you shouldn't eat it
@@arthurheine5631 Some companies do, McDonald's does this, they put 3 seals over the bag holding it shut to make sure theres no way inside without tearing at least one of them, China Garden does the same too.
It needs to catch up elsewhere though.
12:47 this is perfectly legal flight attendants are aloud to restrain unruly and drunk passengers
Ailurus: sorry guys today's 2nd video will be tomorrow
Also ailurus: grinds out 6 videos in a week
Thx for the great work ailurus no need to apologize
Edit: 11 videos in a week
Fun Fact: They use those Beatless seat buckles for cars with rolls cages and buckets seats. Since they use straps instead of seat belts to hold them to the roll cage. in order to turn the seatbelt light off on the dash cluster, they use these.
The only reason to use them
Or you just disconnect the entire normal seatbelts from the car and disconnect the alarms wiring
Or just ride a motorcycle I think,it's genius give me a seatbelt ticket while a motorcycle rides by with just a pair of sunglass's on
"The classroom looked like Jackson Pollock fuckin shat himself" Bro that sent me omg
I just feel bad for the janitors who have to clean that shit up. They dont get paid enough for that shit.
9:05 LMAO I only realized it was actually 11 hrs when he said it, story's too good to think about other shit
I cannot imagine myself being half as calm as some of the people being harrassed by some of these people, like that guy getting yelled at in a parking lot, props on them lol
Every time he says sussybussybimboballs I don't know how he doesn't start laughing.
🤤🤤🤤 bussy
@@johnfortnitetoes 😏
@@BassBanj0 hell ye
“tinkywinkynobbywobby”
13:05 not only is it hard to pierce the skull, between the eyes is one of, if not THE hardest part of the skull to break or pierce.
Seriously, that part of the skull is tough enough that it has, under the right circumstances, the strength to stop a small calibre bullet, and has done so multiple times in the past.
Someone has to be so angry and crazy to pierce the hardest part of the skull meanwhile even a small calibre bullet couldnt even get through it under some circumstances
@@saddamhussein2 not to be that guy, but caliber doesn't determine power. It's simply the diameter of the projectile in inches. Most anti personnel rifle rounds are actually smaller caliber than the most common pistol rounds. For example, a .30 caliber round is smaller than a 9mm one, since 9mm is equal to roughly 0.38 inches. Likewise, the 5.56 fired by the M4 and many other NATO service rifles is actually .22 caliber. The only reason people think caliber means power is because of the most powerful cartridges in each category mostly being .50 caliber. But that's not necessarily the case, the only reason it is is because they include a larger powder charge to actually propel such heavy projectiles, and since velocity combined with mass are the main factors in determining energy, it pays off in joules. .50GI for example, is only as powerful as a .45 ACP despite being .50 caliber. Rifle rounds are generally more powerful because their sheer advantage in terms of velocity and the longer case (meaning more powder) means that they impart more energy onto the target despite the relatively light bullet weight, with the added advantage of longer range. So if you take into account all types of cartridges from pistol to rifle, it is indeed possible for a smaller caliber to be more powerful. And if your definition of small caliber is .22, I seriously doubt a skull could stop a standard 5.56x45mm NATO round in it's tracks.
Though piercing the skull with a knife would theoretically be possible if my uneducated assumptions are correct. If any decently powered bullet can penetrate that part of the skull, a lunatic might be able to with a knife. Mike Tyson for example is allegedly able to produce 1600 joules with his punch. To put this in perspective, the standard Russian intermediate cartridge, the 5.45x39mm, produces 1461 joules with a 57gr projectile travelling at 2900 fps. If the perp was running on adrenaline or perhaps drugs they could likely produce more power than normal. Couple that with the small surface area of a blade which concentrates all that force to a small area and it's entirely possible that it could pierce the skull.
@@McCaroni_Sup anti-personel just have to play on the pressure from firing and the area its exerted over I'm assuming, so naturally having them smaller would make more sense for penetration of skin and bones as it condenses the force into a smaller area making it more likely to go through than if a larger area which would meet more resistance and reduced force across it as a whole.
@@OnlyGrafting I'd say that's part of the reason people tend to view pistol rounds as less penetrating than rifle rounds. That and hollow points, which also rely on the same principle of a wider surface area to avoid overpenetration.
Somebody needs absolute fucking WRATH too do that...
I respect ailurus because he takes political stuff and stays neutral. It's a hard task espucslly if u align with one side very strongly
“espucslly”
I will say, I did think to myself "It was actually 11 hours." But then I was like "Well, all of them showed up before the scheduled time, so they all could have been wait for around 12 hours."
ok.
i would bill for 12 hours at hmm, lets say $50 an hour.
@@fakiirification Little much, yes he wasted there time... but that could be seen as training, and often times you get time & 1/2 for training.
ultra fox gets it- prep and travel times exist
@@aienma6660 you didnt learn anything during that time though. A test of patience would be in an active working environment. If youd sit there for 12 hours for no pay, to do stuff for 8 for damn near no pay is up next lol.
Ailurus sounds like he’s on the last straw when it comes to zoophiles, and honestly same
it's gotten so bad that his new favourite word is "degenerate". He even uses it when talking about something normal like kinks
Hes a panda, it makes sense
@@justsomenumpty As a kink lover, we can be degenerates. Same can be said for the fetish crows.
And I honestly can't blame him for feeling that way either, considering how gross they are.
Imagine being down so bad you gotta do it with the monkey at the zoo or your dog
15:30 that's why i hate reddit. why was he downvoted? He literally said something everyone can agree with but people are like "nah what are you talking about get downvoted for saying that people who force others to have sex with them should be arrested"
On Reddit of all places this conv o never happened
the reddit hive mind
It’s reddit
Because much of reddit holds left wing biases that often align with radical feminism (ie misandrism) that leads them to think women can do no wrong. That’s why I really hate commenting on posts because I hold quite a few views that are right wing (eg. pro 2a, seeing Trump as the lesser evil to Biden(and republicans over democrats overall), anti vax mandates (still think people should get vaccinated just don’t like mandating it), and some others I’m too lazy to put here).
@@goofytnt2126 reddit is a place where the most idiotic, dumb and mentally unstable gather and shout propaganda to convince others that all the bad bullshit they've done is ok and not illegal
But at the other hand, it is also a place where people can share something good to stimulate others of also doing great things or making someone's day much brighter
But i must say that no matter what or how bad can someone be, if its not illegal or really bad, they should be just ignored. If an idiot argues with an idiot, its a screaming competition. If an idiot tries to argue with someone smart, the second would just walk away.
13:50
The people and the child talking let it seem Like thats the 3rd Car running trough the new Asphalt which is even more infuriating
"YoU aRe On ThE wRoNg SiDe"
Im glad some folks have more patience than me cuz when she opened the door, she'd have been on the ground
For real
She's lucky he didn't have a gun
@Matthias Hernandez i'm guessing cuz he unlocked not long ago, and didn't think karen would have the audacity to rip it open like she did.
Like I said in another comment, she’d have opened that door with a 9mm pointed in her direction if it was me in that car, for all I know she’s about to stab me or some shit
@Ace G never said I was gonna shoot her I said I would have my completely real Glock 17 Gen 5 that I actually carry at low ready because under Georgia state law, the law of the state in which I live, your vehicle is an extension of your property and is thus applicable under castle doctrine, her doing that would be the same thing as somebody forcibly opening your door to your house.
@Ace G oh wah wah wah, how dare someone defend themselves from a psycho and give valid reasons for crazies like you and karen to leave them alone
If there's not another episode this season, I'll see you all in r/Iamapieceofash!t season 3!
Oh yea, I didn’t even realize this was episode 10. See ya there!
My parents took all our holiday card money for as long as I could remember. They justified it to my relatives with "we're saving it so they can pay off their student loans in college".
I'm 23, student loans are coming up once the covid put off expires in 2022, my parents refuse to give me the money, citing that I'm "not responsible enough and I don't act like an adult"(I can disprove that with a litany of evidence, bu I digress). In actuality, they spent it. And that i only found out by accident when I overheard my parents arguing with my grandma about spending it.
Rip. Hope you’re doing gud now
Bruh you better do something about it
I'm curious about what zoophiles had to go through or see to go "Yeah that dog over there wants it"
Any person that makes fun of someone’s dead family member just for kicks and giggles or clout online or the backlash their going to get just to get a rise out of people are literally the dumpster fire of social media.
Most drill music is literally just that. Making fun of their “opps” and their dead family members. It’s sad and needs to be stopped
1:45 There IS a scientific reason that the drunk drivers usually survive the crash. They are so un-phased that they do not clench in the impact and if they fly out the window, the simply go limp. A sober person will tense up and absorb the impact. It is a sickening fact, by I think that it applies.
Idk if this true but basically if you just go limp you will most likely survive a crash and get less hurt then bracing for the crash
@@saddamhussein2 yes. Same reason why car bumpers break and fall off easily, lessens the overall impact by being cushier and absorbing the blow without much resistance
I hope the first girls calls the thief's grandma. Then , the grandma calls the thief to come to her house and finds the girl and the grandmother sitting at the kitchen table waiting.!
5:05. “Jesus, the classroom looks like Jackson Pollock fucking shit himself, it’s everywhere!”
That’s an analogy I never expected to hear.
As someone who is unable to feel hate because of my mental disability, this sure as hell makes me feel something.
A mental disability? Which one?
(I'm really not trying to be mean, I'm just curious. I'm sorry if it comes out mean.)
@@noelepeterson2036 it's fine don't worry. It's more of a private matter however I will say it's caused by genetics from my father's drug use.
@@justforthelolz253 ooh, okay. Sorry.
@@noelepeterson2036 it's fine don't worry about it.
@@justforthelolz253 you can't feel anger? That's kinda cool (I'm ain't trying to be "funny" or something though. It's genuinely interesting to be honest.)
"Everyone watching this video wants to turn you into a tree ornament" this is why I love this channel. He gets paid to say the things we all think. Also, he has the best insults ever.
This is about the most animated I've heard Panda Daddy ever in any video. I completely agree with the animation in your voice Ailurus. These people are just complete trash and deserve everything that comes their way.
Kinks should be something a person discovers on their own, rather than *in preschool.* I can't believe that is a sentence that is actually needed to be said but apparently some teachers need to hear that.
The last 3 minutes of this video restore my faith in humanity. Knowing that these people aren’t just hated, but ostracized from the majority of society brings me joy.
Let’s not call them zoophiles, that’s giving them too much credit. Rapists fit better.
Let’s hope our comments don’t get deleted for the sake of censorship…
they can’t have relationships with actual people, desperate degenerates
Nah those are just people who have a kink called bestiality and I'm not one to kink shame, but that kink is absolutely disgusting.
@@hidden_host thats not a kink thats a problem in their brain. Calling it a kink is not a good idea.
@@solace7939 if that happens I’m going to get rid of you tube
"Honey, understand, happiness is a choice. Mine is leaving you for 9 years to go party in Cancún. You should also choose to be happy for me."
"This isn't Europe, you drive on the right side"... 4 countries in Europe drive on the left side, out of 44 countries... Gotta love americans
only four countries? I knew The Uk did it and thought the rest of Europe did thank you for providing this knowledge man I feel like an idiot the school system has failed us over here 😔
what countries drive on what side of the road is a pretty trivial piece of information unless you plan on traveling to those countries. she was making a pretty hasty assumption but I don't blame her for not knowing that most europeans drive on the right side of the road. She was still a jerk though.
mUrIca hUr HuR
Ymean the same way incest is banned in almost every state of U.S.A yet Britains love making jokes about it. Dog I don't wanna be that guy but those are just basic Insults the same way people joke about Alabama yet Alabama is one of the strictest on incest.
Too many Americans don’t even know the Capitol of their own country😂
0:08 you can punch my mom in the face but you DON’T EAT MY FRUIT SNACKS
I'd do whatever I could to get that phone open
**Goes to phone store**
"Hey can you get this open?"
"Uh... Why?"
"This guy freaking broke into my car, ate my fruit snacks, left the Ritz Crackers, smoke in it and left their cellphone so imma see who they got on there as a little payback."
*"Oh I got you bro"*
Every time ailirus uploads one of these... I think I can speak for all of us when I say it’s tough... but we walk away being better people because we know what not to do and what in today’s society needs to change
YES IT'S FINALLY HERE! This is the best week of Alirus ever!
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4:58 I know I'm a bit late, but I remember during 5th grade, at my school (the school held most of the 5th and 6th graders), in December, before Christmas break, we found someone vandalized the whole school. Like I'm talking about Christmas trees knocked over, breaking the ornaments, extinguisher fluid all over the gym floor, scattered school supplies, and more fire extinguisher was used to spray an *ENTIRE CLASSROOM*. It took so long to clean it up, and still nobody know who did it. I will never forget that.