The World's Dumbest Child Predator
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- Опубліковано 19 тра 2021
- Calvin Greer, one of the strangest people ever featured on To Catch a Predator. Lets see how weird this "no pickle" predator can get.previous video: • The Ugliest Mansion Ev...
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Chris Hansen: "Do you have any children?"
Calvin: "No"
Me: "Thank God"
Exactly what I said
@@voodooicepops me too
Bruh I was literally thinking the exact same thing 😂
@Sinaloa Familia Huh?
But he may have nieces, neighbors etc
"Did you pack a bag?"
"No sir..." *proceeds to describe the bag that he packed*
Frrrrrr
lmao
God dammit as soon as I read this comment the part your quoting played in the video, this ALWAYS happens LOL
@@billysbigworld6166 same
@@billysbigworld6166 yo wtf that just happened.
Once, when I was around 14 I was at a dollar tree, buying some candy or whatever. A crusty old dude started hitting on me, so I told him i was 14, and his genuine reaction was “my bad, I thought you were younger” still shook to this day
Wow, I'm so sorry that has happened to you! That crusty old creep should be in jail. :(
Oh hell naw that is just HORRID- I would’ve yelled “YOU PED0PHILE-“ and ran away🥲
Deserves jail time
Hahahaha well in his defense all men are horny and cant help
sounds like my uncle smh
I remembered my daughters and nieces telling me when they were kids how they fantasise about fat, bald, middle aged men....oh wait, they didn't!
The delusion is so strong lol. They carry condoms everywhere they go but have never seen a mirror.
Haha, i'm in love with this comment
and what's funny is he's not even really middle aged yet he's only 31 haha but yeah looks 45ish though
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦♀️☠️
This right here. How the fuck do any of these old creeps not see this fate coming? No young girl wants a gross old man. Also there is one thing they could say that would get them completely out of this situation but I'm not going to say what it is because it might give perverts ideas. 10/10 stupid we should reserve the R word for these people.
chris hansen was so dirty man... He'd tell them they're free to go as if they're getting a slap on the wrist then BAM arrested and jail xDD
Well, there’s no reason to turn it into a foot race. Some of those cops are fatter than the perp…
That's just bad sportsmanship!
@@PassiveSmoking At least give them a five second head start to add to the entertainment.
They didn’t work directly with police in the past and actually had to let them go but they still reported it to the police
@@snikrdoodls14 He did, the 5 seconds he took to walk out the door.
Bro that arrest was so funny. He already was in tears crying and thinking it was all over and suddenly he sees 3 cops running towards him like he murdered 10 people in there
Dirty harry.
But dirty chris
O lord!!!
He sounded like Goofy..
“Oh Lord!!”
They came out of the woodworks
...you really think that only 3 cops would swarm you if you killed 10 people?
I love how Chris always keeps them guessing.
Doesn't tell them they're going to be on TV.
Doesn't tell them the cops are gonna pounce on them. I think not knowing, and still thinking you have that ever-so slight chance of getting away with it probably heightens their emotions when they get smashed to the floor by cops the second they leave the house. I love it.
“Not staying here, just got my pjs”
I know right? Who doesn't carry condoms and extra pj's every day? Only the unprepared.
I won't comment on a 30 year old man still wearing pj's
And he'll wear his shorts again cuz his shorts aren't dirty (obvi)
😂🤣😅😀😃😁😉😂🤣
@@eugenemulhern7946 well I’m gonna be 30 in 10 years but it’s cold over where I’m from so footy pjs don’t seem too far fetched especially when it gets to the negatives. It this dude seems to be using them for another purpose hmmm 🤔
That "oh Lord" will have me smiling for the rest of my life
Cell mate loved it
I said it out loud to myself before I even clicked on the thumbnail 😂😂😂
Same. Laughing my arse off over here! 🤣🤣🤣
@@MikeJohnson-qe2ld his cellmate's name was Moses. Lee's cheeks never touched again
......."OH LORD!!"
"Oh lord", this cracked me up.
@@lillamborghinibuyer2761 do not click this persons link
Me too
*oOOHh lLOOOorrdD*
8:08
lmao
Him saying "oh Lord" like goofy almost made me fall out of my chair laughing,I kinda wish he woulda threw in a hyuck at the end for posterity 😂😂😂
Or a Goofy holler
@@therealeggplantYes
It makes me really upset when the predator blames the victim! Also, how do these creeps spend so much time on the internet looking for victims and they don't know who Chris Hanson is dude is a legend.
I watched these shows when they actually came on back in the 2000s and back then he was not a legend yet lol. The show was still new man
He sounds like a child trying to get out of being punished
Oh lord
He looks like he was divorced by *damn puberty*
Ya don't say? Man, he looks like he still lives with his mother.
His hair got so tired of his perverted ways it left him.
The confrontation is like in primary school, the principal/teacher just caught the kid doing questionable actions
An obese, differently-advantaged, dim-witted, bald, child…
Once you see Chris Hanson you can't escape. He's like the modern day Medusa.
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@@Squidwart156 I regret clicking that
@@easymobpro what was it? I don’t trust clicking that lol
What was it?
@@theonecroissantmoon some random music clip they are self promoting
He thanked them because he thought Chris gave him a free pass. He always tells them "you're free to walk out that door" but he always leaves out the "where you will be immediately arrested" part.
2:47 “The fact that these guys never just stand up and walk out is incredible.”
There was once an episode of a 64 year old man named Gentil who attempted to make a run for it out of the house when he entered, but the cops caught him just in time.
This show needs to come back! These pervs didn't go anywhere. They got better with the times.
shut up
I think the only reason the show got canceled was bc some rich dude got caught.
@@sugurudaisho9668 yeah hes got a warrant
Likely not, considering the fact Chris Hansen has a warrant out for his arrest
Edit: Nvm it's been resolved
@@sugurudaisho9668 someone killed themself after being caught
Chris Hansen to his wife:
“I’m gonna blank your blanks.”
bruuuuuuuh🤣🤣🤣
I remember that episode too LMaooo
Only 3 comments and 765 likes wow
😂
I don't get it
Dude, this guy has parents. Imagine watching the news one day and seeing your child's mugshot because they wanted to get freaky with a child
The normal response would probably be "holy shit; I failed as a parent". So fucked up
Id disown him and change my last name.
@@augustortiz LMAO, same. And if anyone tries to associate me w him I’d just shoot myself 💀(last part was a joke)
@@shottwice Are you sure that was a joke
@@Cheesy_Boi_games idk..am i 😨
@@shottwice SHI-
Pred: who are you?
Chris: who are you?
Five minutes later:
*pred starts acting sub by constantly calling Chris 'sir'*
Yes sir, sorry sir.
Karyn, if you mean subservient, use the full word!
@@pauljordan4452 no, i was meaning submissive thanks
@@ZambiZoo No problem.
thank you sir may i have another!
Well 13 and 31 aren't THAT different, just swap the numbers round
That justifys it all.
He probably thought 31 was 13 LOL
Its the same thing duh
Dyslexia
dyslxea
These videos are amazing on their own but with your commentary it takes away the best clean & pure pleasure
Lol @ 8:09
"I thought she was 18 or older." Man, what a coincidence, it's exactly the legal age span of a person he is allowed to meet...🤔 This assertion alone is so telling 😅
That is exactly what I thought!!!
It's 16 is it not?
@@kevino4372 some states it is, its 16, 17, or 18. 18 is the federal age of consent though.
There’s no law that stops you from talking to someone over 18 if you’re under 18 though. 18 is just the age of majority, not the age of being allowed to talk to them.
@@wolfetteplays8894 ohhhh looorrrdddeee
"Are you married?"
Calvin: Yes.
"Do you have any children?"
Calvin: Once in a while...but I bring them back when I'm finished....That was stupid, huh?
Holy shit 🤣😂😅
WAIT 😂😂
pre: hey there lil girl: i am only 12 go away creep pre: takes girl puts girl in car cop: takes him down like a football player pre: oh lord
I-😭
When you said "Is Calvin the voice actor for Goofy", I fell out of my chair!!!!!😂😂😂😂
"Our 1 o clock" implies multiple appointments.
Chris Hanson doing the long hours this episode
Anyone getting “the only thing worse than rapist, boom a cHiLd”
Nice reference
Haha classic
Ah good ol times
Ah, prison justice on top of a long sentence
LOL, I remember this
7:36 he thanked them cause he thought he wasn’t going to get arrested. He didn’t know that five-0 was waiting for him outside.
He proved it more when he said “I don’t want my face on TV cause I don’t want my wife to find out.” You’d only say that if you thought you were free and clear. Cause if he got arrested, he knows his wife would find out. Cause, he would need bail; and a residence if he was bailed out.
Yeeer
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Yeeer?
Hey man, I’ve gotten bent and watch these videos tons of times, but never saw your content. Subbed, great recap on Ol’ Calvin.
4:36 probably the same way they would find out that their serial killer
8:03 the saddest part is that the hamburgers probably got smashed when he got tackled to the ground. RIP
*oH LoWaRd!*
BRO I GOT EMOTIONAL BECAUSE OF THAT, WHY DO I FEEL BAD FOR HAMBURGERS
@Daniel Rodriguez well now it lives up to its name
I was waiting for the"Yaaaaaaaaaaahooohoohoooeeeyyyy!!!"Part...
Dammit, who's cutting onions here? *sniff*
When he started to fake cry it was like second hand embarrassment.
yea..😭😬
idiot why would he fake cry, he was legitimately crying because he knew the situation he was going to be in and he was about to get arrested
@@yenzuma good lmao
@@yenzuma still cringe asf bro
@@ElDuderinoh yeah
My favorite part is Chris told him to take the food he OBVIOUSLY was never gonna get to eat.
I love how he just says "Stupidity" 50,000 times and thinks that word is gonna make everything better.
Hes not stupid he is admitting his fate
because of this video u can find augest the ducks house
@@notfaken7604 no. U can find his state
lol
@@notfaken7604 you can find his state but not his house specifically.
made the likes to 1K
“That’s like the joker not recognizing Batman”😂 great analogy
Could you imagine the joker doing his terrorizing, here comes Batman to save the day, the joker sees him, & asks who are you? Come on now lol.
It’s also like Bowser not recognizing Mario or Dr. Eggman not recognizing Sonic. That’s actually a genuinely good point and something that’s also bothered me about this show, why do almost none of these guys not recognize Chris Hansen?
it’s like
idk i can’t think of a joke im not funny
It’s like Zeus not recognizing Poseidon or Hades
@@kingjlinza because they all think they won't be next
“He’s been hiding the pickles under his tongue the whole time”
It is a shame that show isn't on any more. They got to put it back on.
As a “Calvin” myself, we “Calvin’s” disown this guy and officially hand him over to the “Calebs”
Ayyeeee, don't hand him over to us Caleb's bro. So disrespectful. I hand it over to the "Kevins"
@@ThDragoomba Kevins disagree. Claim him to ______
@@uainjansun Trumps 😏
@@ThDragoomba Yeah the Trumps and Epsteins flock together, Calvin will fit right in.
@@SirTorcharite yea lmao
Man, you are underrated
Wrrrrrrryyyy
VERY
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Frrr
WRRRRYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chris: "Why did you do it?"
Pred: "I just thought my age and her age together looked beautiful, 1331 or even 3113"
Chris -______-
Why did the face make me almost laugh?
I love how he thinks he can talk his way out of it, "I'd really, really, _really_ like for it not to go home." As if whoever this guy is, cop or not, is just going to say "well because you asked so nicely, we'll just let you go and won't arrest you or put you on tv."
Ikr even though he'd literally already committed 2 independent crimes. Sending pornographic images to a minor and conspiracy to engage in sexual relations with a minor. Doesn't matter how much he talked, he'd already fucked himself. He TOLD the "child" he would stay the night, and then brought condoms and a night bag. Check and check for conspiracy to commit a crime. Bros fucked in court
He has accepted his fate. I love how these people only act like they regret what they did once they get caught.
"Touch the subscribe button, it's free"
That subscribe button is underaged
@@DankMemerMusic true
“We didn’t know that”
80th like nice I always feel so satisfied when I hit an even number
That was a good one
The 582K that did: ...
Calvin's reaction and face at 6:48 is the reason To Catch a Predator is so awesome and fascinating. Watching a scumbag realize they're entire life is over and about to change the worst is such a delight.
>entire life
He only did 2 years in prison. Regardless of being made to register as a sex offender, which *does* make life harder for them, it's not nearly as bad as losing their freedom entirely via life in prison.
@@supraguy4694Would never be life in prison for that. 2 years is actually pretty good for just a decoy. Be a long 2 years too. Getting bummed probably
That goofy oh lord line has me in tears man 😂😂😂
Imagine getting Chris Hanson-ed then mobbed by feds AND getting clowned by August. Lol mans has a sad life
Has a sad life? Dude IS a sad life. TF you mean? lol
Oh lord
Maybe sad to you, but funny to me.
Chris Hansen can literally checkmate them in his first move.
The moment he said "Is my face goin be on TV?" is the moment he cemented his appearance.😂 I can just imagine the producer muttering "You are now" and putting a check next to his name in the clip board.
I just watched the actual episode of this last night and am rewatching just cause you did it.
“Can you imagine MiniLadd and Chris Hanson.?” Fucking dead.
Imagine this appears on a VanossGaming video
Dude it's sad what a turn mini took like damn
@@doit4wormy157 wasnt he proved innocent or sum?
@@aidenmccormick8382 there was a 2 year difference between him and the girl, and do to the laws where he lives everything was completely legal, the girl has even said he did nothing wrong, but people don't give af because male+younger girl= immediate hatred and accusations. Just remember that for men it's guilty until proven innocent and sometimes guilty even after proven innocent, and for women it's innocent until proven guilty and sometimes innocent even when proven guilty.
Edit: I mixed Carson and miniladd up, to put it simply, I'm an idiot.
@@TheCanadianImp wait wasn't that the CallMeCarson case, or am I missing something from mini lad case
Guys he’s innocent, he probably just thought she Accidentally typed 31 as 13
Yea
Since, y'know, he's stupid
yeah release him he didn’t do shit /j
@@beizbub4795 honestly the fact that you made a joke that actually required a /j says a lot about your inability to come up with any form of actually understandable comedy
Obviously.
I like your youtube channel mascot personality thing. Sometimes they get really random but your choice makes a lot of sense.
They need to do things like this more often. I know they do even without the tv show but making the predators worried that they'll be called out on television and be seen by everyone might make them think twice or maybe not they are sickos but they'd get what they deserve.
when this guy has a wife and we all don't even have gf's
hey maybe in his youth he looked like keanu reeves or jeremiah Bitsui or something it's hard to know why he'd STILL have a wife, mostly saying that cause of his personality tho
😭😭 I felt that
When he said that he has no kids, I was like, good
Yeah, but he groomed her on AOL, back in '96...
I am not exactly sure about that is that a miserable trait among us. If you can choose, do you wish to be a single or be married with Karen/Kevin?
I feel it's like a parent catching their child doing something bad.
so true
But I don’t get caught
This is the only show that actually stop predators
It always kills me the way Chris floats in all casual and is like 'ya hey i got pictures of your ween. wtf are you doing here.' He's like a phantom. He just...appears. That's probably why nobody tries to get up or leave, they're petrified in Chris's ghostly stare lmao
imagine being interrogated by the CIA and then Chris Hansen walks in
You suddenly can't move off of the chair for some reason
Chris Hansen is actually a SCP
When he tells you to to do something you can't physically refuse
@@xav7311 quite a cool theory D
@@buchan448 it’s not a theory Chris Hansen owns every chair
When dr doofmensmersz doesn’t recognize perry the platypus in disguise
Or Chrysalis doesn't recognize Twilight Sparkle and her friends.
You mean Doofenshmirtz?
🤣🤣🤣
This comment has killed me
An underaged child??? 😮 Perry the underaged child???!!!😲
The South Park episode with Chris Hansen is funny af😂
Thats a great description because it was actually more of the B plot of the episode.
6:28 - As ridiculous as this all is, I think him feeling the need to disclose the fact that he wears his shorts twice is probably the most disturbing.
I would just Imagine him going home and screaming at his wife “HONEY HONEY IM GOING TO BE ON TV”
"What program?!"
This fu... silly goose. "TO CATCH A PREDATOR!"
Then he'll say, I GOT TO TALK TO CHRIS HANSEN, ISN'T THAT COOL?
That “oh lord” when he’s getting arrested 😂😂😂
His cell mate is Moses. Lord"s cheeks won't ever touch again
August was right. He did sound like Goofy.
When he was arrested I was expecting the guy to be like "zoinks scooby, we gotta run"
I really wish you would do more TCAP commentaries. This is gold.
3:36 I'm sorry but W H E E Z E W H E E Z E W H E E Z E W H E E Z E W H E E Z E W H E E Z E W H E E Z E
Yeah, same
same
Didnt see it yet but same
Sorry I was looking which was which because I cant tell in my copypasta saves
Why did he remind me of Technoblade when he was saying that. They both have the same monotone voices
Somebody in my family was actually a pedophile. He died a few years ago, nobody went to his funeral. But a lot of people stopped talking to my family and i. I think people assume that because my family member was a pedophile i must be one too, but that's just not true
Yikes
One of my cousins went to prison for molesting a minor, he has 3 siblings, at last notice they don't talk to him any longer.
I'm so sorry.. they shouldn't Judge you just bc a family member of yours was pedophile. It's not your fault. You are a good person, don't rely on them
The fuck kind of logic is that
@@theshermantanker7043 the logic of "The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree."
I know this logic because someone in my family gotten falsely accused of such actions and because of that they lost everything and I've even received a terroristic threat if I was close to some persons kids. Which I had no idea who they were and I don't go outside unless I'm going to a store or my job. So it's a logic that holds merrit but doesn't at the same time.
"can i go now these burgers are getting cold" had me wheezing :D
I have mad respect for this guy somebody please bring the show back I love how they try to weasel their way out of everything it's hilarious Chris Hansen is amazing
Yeah same but people say it's unethical cuz a pedo they caught killed himself later which is not the shows responsibility even when their photo and details are published online anyway when you commit a crime by the government. Wish it was back!
@@somebodyoncetoldme2664 this is in my opinion how it should be done like yeah it's a little unprofessional on the cop side sure but what you don't do is make it obvious that there are cameras there I wonder how they manage to get in there and film everything without the guy noticing
Girl: You can just take a seat
Hansen: “hey that’s my line!”
They really let him go, just to get arrested immediately
Tbf originally they did let them go and I think a lot of them went on too reoffended so maybe that's the best way to do it. Fill em with hope then deflate it so they never forget that moment.
@@Not_An_EV 10,000 IQ plays
That's every episode, haha. Keeps the pedos calm and not a threat towards the host (Chris Hansen).
Of course Chris ain't tell them who's outside waiting for them.
Chris hanson: your free to go
Predator: thank god, I dodged a bullet there, goes outside.
Police: GET DOWN, GET DOWN!
Predator:is thinking maybe not, oh lord.
I usually don't like these commentary vids, but you cracked me up the whole time! Hilarious!
I love how Chris sent him out with his bag of food knowing damn well he was going to get coat hangered, mad lad.
“Oh lord” kills me every time
If this man calls it the “Net” one more time I am never going on UA-cam again.
😂
Circa 2000 probably.
Your comment got me in here legit laughing out loud
You mean you're never watching the tube again?
The father in me watches these guys hoping they get everything that's coming to them, but the former defense attorney in me is always internally screaming, "Shut up, Shut Up, SHUT UP!" every time they open their mouths to speak.
Why former?
@@kevintrang6447 I was a decent criminal defense attorney but not a great one, so I frankly moved to an area of law where I'm very good at what I do (and was from the jump).
when he got arrested, I almost died of laughter
Please tell me he didn’t actually send pictures of his baby carrot my god
That would be one small carrot
*But carrots add supposed to be long*
Of course he did.
LOL baby carrot
"What'd you bring?!?!"
"Double cheese burger. Double... Pickles"
"Did you pack a bag?"
"No sir, I just have *proceeds to list a whole change of clothes he packed in a bag he brought with him*"
"Yeah I always have condoms because even though I'm a fat bald dude, I'm getting offers left and right."
imagine if someone agrees to meet up because they used something like DND or something like that and expect some weird dude and the guy actually whips out a whole dnd board and starts setting up
Either Chris would be boring as hell to play with, or the most entertaining person ever
with his l50 Elvin peen?
@@crimsoncapricorn188
"I expose them for their pedophilic tendencies."
"But Chris, they're no-"
"I EXPOSE THEM FOR THEIR PEDOPHILIC TENDENCIES."
" *sigh*, ok. Fine."
*rolls a nat 20*
".....shit"
@@marsmurderer9868 oh gosh, I can imagine some decent players just rolling with it- the absolute chaos that game would turn into
Almost at 10k let’s go! August really deserves it, there isn’t a better duck than him
He does deserve it
Naah fr?! Desreved it
@@zainabanssari5296 well your just a hater
@@MaskedMedi I said deserved it
@@MaskedMedi doesn't fr mean for real
I think the reason why they listen so well and don't run away, is that they are shocked. They are shocked they got caught and are in panic. Sometimes you see them get relaxed when they starting to thhink Chris isn't a cop and they think they got away. Until they get shocked again because of the cops outside hahaha.
2:48
Sometimes they do just walk out, but that's hilarious too because they immediately get pinned to the ground by the police.
The reason they don't get up is cause they know that them sitting there is better than running out the door
Bro what happened to Caillou
@Z lol what
Times fell hard on the poor kid. He wanted to savor this lost childhood. You know how it is with these child actors after their careers fall off.
I love how he tells them they are free to go and they get arrested as soon as they walk outside
"How are you getting home tonight?"
"Stupidity. Pure stupidity."
8:13 yes he is goofy XD that made me laugh so hard
August is right. This show should definitely come back. It helps to catch these people and it serves as a natural deterrent for any would be predators.
This was the cleanest pleasure for me.
Thank you Mr. August Duck.
Imagine if he went, "You mind if I eat these while we talk?"
I would pay money to see EDP vs. Chris Hansen
Faaaacts haha
He already got caught 😔
I miss edp
@@butt2754 same he was funny
@@rampagerichard not by professionals and wasn't given a sentance
"Is Calvin the voice actor for goofy?"
I cannot stop laughing at that 😂😂😂😂. This'll be stuck in my head all God damn day lol.
Oh lord!
The reason why they almost always sit down with Chris is because as they spot him is because the brain instantly goes into fight or flight mode, most of the time they assume Chris is the decoy's father in which case talking your way out sounds more reasonable to them than running
I'm from Ecuador, I didn't know about this show, thank you for showing it!! But at this lvl in year 2021 is not something that surprises me
This guy makes Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Goku, and Monkey D. Luffy look smart
lmao
Goku’s a brilliant scientist compared to this guy
Goku didn't kiss his, wife