"I dont think my mom is one and my dad is dead"
*shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quack*
"-and my dad is dead"
It took everything I had to not bust out into laughter from how smoothly he said that.
I’m crying over the guy just casually pushing her out of the away and then riding off on his bike like a knight
"I met my first Karen!" That's priceless lol
Was that question addressed to me? I'm not sure that I understand? Because they take things over the top and don't practice what they preach.
Karens are like Pokémon, you have to fight them to win, and they’re hard to find, and they’re annoying.
karens be like (more Karen’s here btw: ua-cam.com/video/l9V2YdmG21I/v-deo.html)
I’m from New York and not putting your dog on a leash is the worst thing. That’s begging good to strike your dog down. But when she tried to get the dog to go into the road and successfully did it my heart dropped.
"He's taking videos of kids!!"
It's really disturbing that the young girls went straight to screaming false allegations.
I know!! That can ruin lives if they somehow win in court or something, making false pedophile, sexual assault or rape allegations should be punished strictly
I mean, she's not wrong that was exactly what he was doing but he was doing it for his own protection, but it wasn't a false allegation.
@@tobietera I mean, technically and without context that might be accurate, but the term "allegation" inherently carries with it the assumption of wrongdoing, so any allegation where there is no wrongdoing would then be false. Plus, the context makes their intention obvious.
@@gabeo9474 He was taping her, she confronts him, albeit racist, and thats when the video here starts :D
@@nescionetizen295 So you're saying that the guy was in fact video recording underage kids in a creepy manner?
2:25 “oh my god I just met my first Karen“ achievement unlocked
Achievement unlocked. We’re being attacked (meet a Karen that believes in god) I am not saying people that people that believe in god are Karen. I support religious people
That dude on the bike is a powerful man, Someone raised a good kid.
as someone that has lived in Manhattan for over a year, I have NEVER seen anyone walking a dog without a leash.. the amount of traffic, crowds, and loud noises makes it so dangerous not only for the dogs but also for the owners that may go chasing after them into the road. this Karen is annoying af about proving her point but please please please leash your pets!
"Are you judging my judgment?"
I legit laughed out loud.
Sorry i know this comment is a year old but YES XD i fucking died they are soooo close to getting it
My brain couldn't decide if it wanted to rage or just stroke out. Or both.
Me too. Everybody judged her judgement when the young lady showed her outfit. Iy couldnt be more modest. Clearly, Karen is the one going to hell. I think even God can agree on that.
That last karen who tried to lead the dog into traffic has clearly never seen a John Wick movie
That 4x Karen would have been picking herself up out of the road. Yes, the dog should have been leased, but that does not give the right to endanger the animal. I'm sure I would have been arrested, but that's ok. My dogs are my only family.
I heard you struck a Karen. May I ask why?
Well she led John Wick’s dog into traffic.
Oh.
let’s have a moment of silence for those named Karen who don’t need the manager
I have someone at my church named Karen and she's literally such a sweetheart 🥲
Right? Poor women. Hopefully theyve found suitable nicknames that have stuck instead.
The fact they didn't immediately punch TF out of the Karen leading his dog into the highway angers me to no end.
A moment of peace (without karens) for August’s dad:
May he rest in No Karen Land
Yeah
May he rest in piece
But at least he doesn’t have to deal with stupid Karen’s anymore
4:29 Must've been a Victorian Karen who travelled into the future. She'd have a heart attack if she saw even a glimpse of ankle.
"ohh that's a hypocrite"
Said the woman who's judging judgement of their judgements
The thing that gets me is that she really carries that sign around waiting to show it to someone :) That's just nuts.
Woman: *commits no sin whatsoever*
Karen: *commits so many sins trying to convince someone they’re sinning*
Actually it's a sin but the karen has no right to assault her like that
@@khaditofi3367nothing about what she was wearing or what she was doing was even close to a sin
Yea something similar to this which is controversial about LGBTQ+ and any form of LGBTQ like believe what you want and all but don’t force it to people and when they decline call them bad, like I get it people encouraging people to not hate LGBTQ+ and LGBTQ but don’t make it where you have to love it or be LGBTQ+ or LGBTQ like cmon some people are just very wrong.
I can't emphasize enough on how loud I laughed when that MVP came to push that Karen away, and the way August reacted to the actual outfit of the lady made me wheeze XD
haven't seen anyone mention this but the girl who said "I'll wait for the police to escort me out" is ICONIC
karen: *judges someone*
also karen when someone judges her back: *freaks out and calls her a hypocrite for judging someone*
I agree with the last Karen to a point. I run a lot and I've had several unleashed dogs run at me and one bite me and in every single case, the owner swore their dog(s) would never bite anybody. I would never, and have never, handled the situations the way she does.
4:22 She started using the mirror to try and record her clothing before realizing she could just turn the phone around.... That was kinda more funny than the Karen situation lmao
Fucking finally. Someone who doesn’t always agree with the person taking the video, and looks at both sides of the story. Thank you soooooo much
@Dark Psychic you are one of those guys who will just take out your phone and declare him/her a Karen even though you started it.
@Dark Psychic just pls realize it’s harder to take good sarcasm online. Most people just think ur being a dick
@@lossig1634 i agree. When i was a kid i assumed a whole lot of people where being sarcastic when saying dumb stuff and i would just laugh it off
Then i grew up and understood there are tons of knuckleheads out here
RIP your dad
7:15
As a dog owner, I understand it, but I kinda think that dog must be on leash IF they are easy to distract or can get in a fight with other dogs or humans. But if dog is well trained to not run on a road, that’s ok.
Guy is also in a wrong, but trying to lead a dog on a road ON PURPOSE is insane. They both in a wrong in here.
Like, I’m scared of walking with my dog without a leash because they are afraid of loud noises, balloons and cars. And can chase other dogs, so I let them play without leash only on a dog ground
the last karen has a point but leading a dog into the middle of the street is crazy
The karen has a point but leading a dog into traffic is not the way to prove it
I think I would of held her down in the middle of the road while waiting for a car. To see how she likes it. I'd be arrested but I don't think any judge would convict me and would be totally WORTH IT!
August, these videos bring sunshine and happiness on this world. Your content is awesome and your commentary on these Karen videos are LEGENDARY! Keep it up, your a legend
Even if she's "half-naked" it's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
Leave.
Edit: im sorry I thought you were directing this towards august.
Yea I agree with you.
If I were her, I'd have just taken off my whole shirt.
While no one takes advantage of the law (and law enforcement generally seems unaware of the law), women where I live are allowed to be completely topless.
I'LL SHOW KAREN WHO'S BOSS 😂
So does that mean I can run around naked because it's nobodies business
that was the most epic first 5 seconds into a video ever lol, well done man. you're my favourite youtuber rn
I just found your channel and it makes me feel SOO much better about myself. I really needed that so thankyou you majestic duck man. Take my sub.
"Isn't judging people a sin"
Why yes, yes it is 🤣
It’s not judging people that to send it’s unnecessarily parating people and critic criticizing people which is a sin If judging people was a sin then complementing people would also be a sin And literally having any opinion about anyone whether it’s in your head or not would be a soon so if I thought you were a nice person I would be committing a sin because judgment is forming an opinion about anything good or bad💀
@@blackqweenmars that is not what “judging someone” is meant by lol. “Not judging someone” is meant to not act as if you are their judge and are passing a judgement upon them; not “do not formulate opinion”. The entire point Paul talks about is if you see someone doing wrong, not to run out and condemn them, but instead approach with the intent of helping or teaching as a leader and out of your wish for their well being. Judging other people is indeed a sin, you aren’t supposed to condemn even your worst enemies but instead be kind to them such that they’ll change their ways. It’s just that modern society moves so far into the direction of believe what you believe as long you keep quiet and don’t ever criticize or say anything besides positive things about anyone else ever, that the idea of “judging someone” has boiled down into saying that someone has done something wrong or confronting them in any way.
@@robbierotten2024 ig A lot of people use judging someone to just mean shaming someone or giving someone unconstructive criticism
Claim your "before AugustTheDuck breaks youtube" ticket here. But seriously, great content man!
Agreed, I subbed at 25k at the start of the boom and have continued to love this guys content
3:00 as a christian I can say that spreading the word of God there should be limits, it shouldn't be taken all the way to this point, I personally belief that for spreading the word of God it should be a peaceful conversation.
P.s
What happens here shouldn't happen, we cannot say who goes to hell or who goes to heaven, only God decides. I know no one is attacking christianity, but the fact that some people are like thid doesn't mean we all do it. :D have a nice one.
AugustTheDuck keep up the good work bro. You’re commentary is realistic and hilarious. Great job man 👍🏻
The things I cant say or type about the Karen who literally tried to kill that guys dog.....................
@@boomznbladez405
I don't understand the hostility. It reads as if they're saying UA-cam is extremely prejudice with what comments they keep and delete (which is true sometimes). So why the name-calling?
@Zombie Man I didn’t find your comment rude at all, in fact I found it funny at first.
If by some weird chance, she would intentionally lure my dogs into traffic, she would find herself face down on the deck…no doubt, what a sadistic person is this?! 🤢
idk prolly to prove that the dog owner didnt have any kind of control over his dog. NGL the dumbass in that vid is the dog owner
In all honesty you would be justified as well. He has video of her trying to kill that dog therefore he would be protecting his property. I would do the exact same 😤
1:31 We must praise him he did the right thing. Instead of making the situation even worse by arguing he just silently moved her aside. 🙇🏽♀️🙇🏽🙇🏻♂️
this video reminded me of the dream I had last night in which my family actually got a dog. I was insanely happy, throwing a ball for the dog to fetch, and then I woke up with my pillow on the other side of the room.
Lol, that's funny. I had a dream where I was heading to the store with my mom, and then I jumped off one of the stairs and I woke up to find myself jumping under the sheets.
The one with the "God Hates Sin" sign is exactly like my mother. Living with people like that is horrible. I'm so happy I don't live with her now and can completely ostracize her from my life.
"God loves everyone unconditionally, but under certain conditions"
1:22 I love how he just rides in and is like "f*ck she's doing this sh*t again I swear to God."
"I was expecting to see her half naked"
Reality can be often dissapointing.
"Like she's on a Karen speedrun." 😂😂
I am Christian but that lady is completely going against the Bible. Pitiful.
Jesus said ‘the person who has never committed sin may start punishing her’
Literally nobody did it
And you see these ‘Christian’ Karens literally screaming and schreeching at people for the most little of things
Not much goes against the Bible if you actually read it, God himself commands his faithful to slaughter the surviving men and women of defeated tribes and keep their daughters as sex slaves.
Yeah, that’s definitely in there.
The last Karen don't have any ally that's why she's pausing and laughing by herself LOL
yeoo is that some Body language there? hahaha one day someone blasted me for no reason (of my knowledge) and no one around, not even my bf defended me and I just proceeded to laugh and say thats hilarious 😂😂😂
The last karen is a moron she tried to kill the dog! Who would kill an innocent little puppy?
“I am recording you!!!” -Karen 2020
3:35 Guys I don't believe it. The Karen had someone recording for her. We've reached a low point in society. I say we expel all Karens to the moon or something
Fun Fact: The species of Malus Karenus is also known as a Kyle, a generally larger and more aggressive version of the rather useless Karen species.
@@etherealeternal1-c8x aren't Kevins that people that make you think how the Frick they survived so long?
Fun fact: This sub category of Karen is far rarer, as 90% of society has a tiny bit of Karen in them and will instantly punish a male severely for such behaviour, while the same behaviour from women will be simply ignored and not punished. No hate on women but society is a bit ridiculous.
Here’s my favorite Kyle, the white racist kid, who should have been playing video games and waiting for mom’s hot pockets, but ended up murdering two people because he carried an assault rifle to a protest;
ua-cam.com/video/51mQLhq80yM/v-deo.html
Sadly, there are people who think he’s some kind of hero. They’re called Republicans. Watch out for them and report any known Republican you encounter to the FBI. They need to be monitored.
Correction: Karens aren't angry at people. They are angry at themselves and project their anger outwards.
Or they have problems that they can’t do with properly so they bring it out on other people
I just discovered your channel and I love it. Absolutely amazing
So basically last video ends with a driver going like “shit there’s a dog on the road to the right and to the left a person… oh never mind I’mma hit that Karen “
5:11 that’s a Kevin
Honestly tho august be on point with every vid. Keep up the good vids
The kid on the bike just pushing the Karen out of his way is the best, just silently removing her from his path so he can move on
Think about this: the religious lady had prepared a sign to bring with her "just in case she ran into some sinners". How miserable is that woman's life? How much does her life suck that she has to go out looking for people who aren't living exactly the way she is? She is the embodiment of the following quote:
“Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”
― H.L. Mencken, A Mencken Chrestomathy
I know a lot of people like that, and I try to avoid them as much as possible, for the miserable loves company.
Ok the guy walking his dog without a leash is a bad idea, but that isn't a reason why someone should try to injure or possibly kill the guy's dog..
I bet she was thinking “if I kill his dog, it doesn’t matter if it needs a leash anymore”
“I don’t think my mom is one and dad is dead”
~August duck
Kid really quietly pushed her away like a boss
Bruh like the Christian lady is exactly why people think bad about religion like just saying that’s not real Christianity I apologize for her bro God bless stay safe
As someone who went to a catholic private school. I second that statement. People like this DO exist, mostly on the internet.
Honestly... I know that that was not pretty Christian..... and I'm from an atheist family
I know the religion better than a lot of Christians... and that's just sad...
This is not why people think bad about religion it’s all the wars and child rape done in the name of religion
@@nonameworm69 i think he referring to some of those catholic priest
I think if someone try’s to kill your pet, you have the right to attack in defense
Can't say for New York but Kentucky does.
You can use a "reasonable" amount of force to protect your belongings.
The biggest thing is the reasonable part if you are more aggressive then you have to be in order to retrieve your belongings then its illegal.
But what if was a child leading dog 👀 the lady was just proving a point she just a little extreme lol
@Dawie Van Rensburg I have no issue taking a life to defend my pets. I have more love and care for animals than I do people. That goes double for Karen's who intentionally try to get my pets killed. My pets are my children. Hell, they backtalk me enough as it is...
*slowly grabs pencil*
Me under my breath:its john wick time baby...
This the first or second video I’ve seen of yours and I have mad respect that you are portraying as a duck😌
Keep up the awesome work man!! Also Sorry about your dad
imagine being such a terrible person you try to lead someone else’s dog into on coming traffic. Jeez sometimes I wonder what the world would be like if we didn’t have Karens.
@@badonkadonk214 while it sucks he probably wouldn't be able to since he was in violation of city law aswell
7:25 your dog may be nice but others may not be, that’s why you always keep your dog on a leash.
I’ve never heard of a Karen but I’m like, wow! This is just mind bogglingly crazy. I once had an old lady harass me from legally parking. Now I have a name for it! 😂
i love this channel its too funny to exist
clever comments. Yup, agree that dog should be on leash, but horrible what Karen did.
My "friend" is a Karen and it is very sad because he never calms down even when we try although it is funny to watch him freak out and is one of the main reasons I hang around him
I know I'm a terrible person
It’s ok, many people have that one friend in the group that is like that. Well it’s not ok, but you aren’t alone lol
This is so entertaining combination of content Karen’s and good commentary
That last Karen (the one that's been in multiple videos before) crossed a line for me when she tried getting the dog to run into the road.
"Are you judging my judgement? You're a hypocrite"
That fucking broke me. Holy shit. Lol
Geez. Moses parted that religious Karen's eyebrows like he parted the red sea.
kinda looks like the fire from hell comming from down below caused that. Kinda looks like that imo
She looks so red in her face she could put on some horns and I think people would think she was the devil xD
the best way to counterattack karens is to laugh at them repeatedly, worked for me
AugustTheDuck is doing Gods work and we are lucky to have him calling out the BS in veins of society such as Karen’s ✊🏼🙏🙌
I agree that the guy should have a leash for his dog but don’t say that the Karen that was clapping her hands and calling the dog had an argument, she could have killed it
Absolutely, but if the dog was on a leash it wouldn't have been possible for that to happen... she's an asshole, but a point was proven even if maliciously
if she had done that to my fur baby i would have knocked her for 6 yes he may have needed the dog on a leash but it was none of her buisness it's his dog and has long as that dog wasn't harming human or animal leave him be
Meh
But that law is made to protect people, someone who is actually afraid of that dog isn't gonna call it towards them.
She is just doing it to be a jerk I don't think she has any point.
@@Littlemisswantitall that's the thing though, leash laws exist for a reason. You can sit there and say the dog wasn't doing anything, but a lot of people are scared of dogs, especially big ones and it's not okay to just let your dog run free up to people, it just simply isn't. Also, the owner was putting his dog at risk, see how easy it ran out in the road? animals get hit by cars all the time just like that and the chance of a dog snapping and biting someone is not worth it. I really shouldn't have to explain any of this, but I can't help it when people do not think more logically about these things.
"I don't think my mom is one and my dad is dead so I think I'm safe"
august is just so funny without even having to put subway surfers clips and not even sounding more excited than the average emo kid, this is why august is awesome 😭
Karen: "Come on puppy! Let's run into traffic!"
Dog: Sees semi approaching
Keeps Karen's attention
Darts back to safety at the last second
BYE KAREN!
That KAREN is PSYCHO. 7 different videos with her!!! 4 of her Chasing skateboarders
"The rare male Karen..." Also known as a *DAREN*
Every daren I've ever known has been a stoner or the biggest of alcoholics
Bro deserves more subscribers than what he has gone through more than we will have in our entire lives
It's 5AM rn was about to sleep until these Karen videos started playing and literally these Karen videos really took away my sleep cuz I'm just facepalming to the dumbest reasons Karen's try to make just so they could win an argument😂 like "are you judging my judgment??" Really killed me
Ah yes I remember my first Karen. I was a young man, enjoying myself on the swings listening to music. That's when she came out of her hiding place among the trees. She told me to get off the swing set because her son wanted to use it. I told her there are two swings and he is more than welcome to use the other one. Karen however said that I had to get off because I was too old to use the swing set. She then pointed to the sign which stated this playground equipment it's intended for Children 8-12, playground rules and etc. I told her that the sign does not state that people over the age of 12 cannot use the playground equipment and I had no intention to leave. That's when she pick grabbed my bag from the ground next to me and threw it. Normally I would not be content to move but I had too, because I had a pew pew in the bag. So I jump to my feet and run over to my bag and put it on. I then attempt to go back to the swings and sit down, but now Karen is actively getting in my way trying to prevent me from sitting on the swings. At this point I'm done being polite. I push past her and sit down on the swing, but Karen isn't ready to give up without a fight. She then attempts to push me off the swing herself but I resist and work up a good swing. Soon I have gained enough momentum that Karen cannot stop me. The Karen was furious, ordering and screaming for me to get off. I soon found myself laughing knowing that Karen cannot stop me. Knowing defeat the Karen retreated back from which she came.
Christian ladies husband obviously likes the look of the sinner. He can't keep his camera off her!
I thought it was her daughter cause of the phone case had flowers or something?
a duck raising two dogs, you learn something new every day
0:30 I'm dead when I heard the Karen Oath 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah the guy is in the wrong for not having a leash but you could have just asked nicely for him to put one on not insult and harrass him while trying to kill his dog
Depends where you are really, where I live the law states that dogs must be under their owners control, it doesn't specify a leash. As a result, I walk my 6 dogs twice daily with no leash. I have had a couple of people indicate to me nicely that they are afraid of dogs so I moved the pack further away from them. It makes me sad that there are dogs out there who never get to experience running free and so I believe that those who aren't prepared to put the time and effort into ensuring their dogs can be off leash safely, should hire a trainer or not have dogs.
@@weeblz9562 I live in an area with a lot of other dogs and wild animals, so keeping my dog on leash is best for her safety! Also, she’s a big scaredy cat and a fast runner, so if she hears a loud sound or pop, she’ll run like the wind (can’t really train a fear out of a dog, yknow?). Just because people walk their dogs on a leash doesn’t really mean a dog has never “run free” or that the person shouldn’t have that dog..fenced areas exist :(
@@grizzlerabbit7922 Oh I totally agree, trying to kill one of my dogs would be a very bad idea! :D
@@anak6748 I understand that it can be challenging and it's awesome that your first thought is for your dogs safety. All of my dogs are rescues and some of them came to me with some severe behavioural problems (one dog in particular took 3 years to be fit to walk off leash due to fear issues). The people I'm referring to are those who walk their dog on a leash every time it goes out of the house for the entirety of its life. If those peoople could see my dogs running and playing in the mountains just once, I would hope they would be moved/motivated to put more effort into going places remote enough to allow it, even if only for a short while.
*rides bicycle*
*pushes karen out of scene*
*refuses to eleborate*
*leave*
To describe the first event
A local chad heard the anguish of his brethren, and stoically intervened.
To the misfortune of all, a second Karen was lured in by the combination of two chads and a Karen, and things turned up a notch
Sorry for your loss. Hope you recover from it. I can imagine your dad was a wonderful person 😢
When the man screamed "get out" his voice cracked. He probably doesn't even own the pool
K - Know you rights.
A - Accuse everyone.
R - Request a manager.
E - Escalate to authorities.
N - Neglect reason.
😂😂
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Damn this is a good comment
Well you are not wrong